Rich Evans mispronouncing words 

Rich Evans' Standard English Dictionary, third edition (2017) *ambivilous* (adj.) simultaneously experiencing opposing or contradictory feelings, beliefs, or motivations / Example: "I was so fucking ambivilous about this film." *Ben Afflect* (proper noun) Hollywood actor, most famous for playing the Bat Man *Bessessda* (proper noun) an American video game developer, known for The Elder Scrolls and Fallout (also known as Bessethda, Beh-sezz, BEH-THEH-zda) *birds and the beads, the* (phrase) something to do with sex; if you can use them, that's true love *blackground* (noun) the space behind actors or cats in videos, often colored blue *ch-chahgo* (phrase) a time in your life when Star Wars was very enticing / Example: "When I was ch-chahgo... what was really enticing... was Star Wars!" *Chris Helmsworth* (proper noun) a guy that Rich Evans is constantly talking about *dreadlocks* (noun, plural) traditional African style of hair grooming, where the hair is braided very close to the scalp. Often seen in failed magician videos *ducks* (noun, plural) a form of currency used for buying dolls *dudn't* (verb) negative form of 'do' / Example: "He has training to use the Force. She dudn't." *fartbag* (noun) the off-brand, 50c store version of a whoopee cushion *fire esstingui-iscghh-eckstinguisher* (noun) device that can be used to put out a fire *folding chable* (noun) small portable piece of furniture, used for displaying valuable items from a dollar store *hump down* (verb) get laid, often said of robots *illegible* (adj.) not allowed to, not meeting the necessary conditions / Example: "I felt illegible, because I was on the end." *Inchy* (proper noun) name of a popular character from Star Wars *left and rice mouse button* (noun) regular controls on a computer mouse, which can also have 4 buttons on the side *li-berry* (noun) place full of books, where scientists give out expository dialogue *Lisa Neeld* (proper noun) Playboy centrefold and star of CW Network's show-slash 'Lisa Neeblubaluba' *Megan La Fox* (proper noun) Hollywood actress who saves Shia LaBeouf from robots *moopies* (noun, plural) hyper-exaggerated movies *moving* (verb) to make (someone) aware of impeding danger, etc.; to caution (someone) against unwise or unacceptable behavior / Example: "A living lethal organism that strikes its victims without moving." *nang* (interjection) superfluous extra syllable added to make your speech seem less coherent. / Example: "And nang next up..." *nessisate* (verb) to make necessary (variations: ness, nessitate, ness etten, nett?, fuck it) *op-opthimal-op-opthamologist-opitamahowajist* (noun) a medical doctor specializing in the eye *schwashtika* (noun) grandpa's new Nazi symbol *six mill yen doylair* (noun) a lot of money; (adj., slang) excellent, really good *6 stunts* (noun, plural, slang) radical skateboard tricks *skost* (noun) a skull ghost *souly sluck away* (phrase) absorb at a slow rate / Example: "Does the doll souly sluck away her soul?" *stanima* (noun) the energy and strength for continuing to do something over a long period of time *Stony* (proper noun) a make.believe company *stuff* (noun) previously shot film or video footage that can be used again in other films. / Example: "Neil Breen is the best at stuff." *t'hofful* (adj.) very bad, appalling *twenty-twen-twelve-ten* (phrase) an uncertain year in the past, a long time ago *unconshizz* (adj.) not awake; having no awareness (variations: unconshuss, unconshiss) *wallpaper space* (noun) an adhesive for putting up wallpaper, if you don't want to use spray glue

I want Rich Evans to read an entire audiobook with only first takes

Man good thing Rich doesn't have a job that requires him to speak in front of a large audience that will make fun of his mispronunciations.

It's like he is having a never-ending stroke.

He fucks up all these words, but he can pronounce "Autoerotic Asphyxiation" perfectly fine.

"it's a diabetic slur" is one of the more underrated lines in the RLM canon

You rarely see Mike as happy as he looks when he is laughing at Rich Evans.

We do not deserve Rich Evans.

I like how Rich Evans is the only person on the RLM crew who can make Mike giggle like a giddy schoolgirl.

Honestly the pure Euphoria in Mike's eyes when rich mispronounces a word so that he now gets to bully him in the editing room fills me with joy

rich evans: -perfectly pronounces "fairly mass-producable customization" also rich evans: -can't pronounce "buck" or "itchy"

Rich Evans is a national treasure we need to protect and cherish him before diabetes takes him from us

Moopies is plural for the Moops, who invaded Spain in the 8th century

Rich is such a good sport.

RU-vid keeps recommending this to me every month and I keep watching the whole thing.

Love that they both hear Rich say "Stony", look at each other and Mike quickly mouths it to Jay, same wavelength

The way he says "The Schwashtika" kills me every time.

The explanation for Rich Evans's shortcomings are simple. On weekends I sneak into the Redlettermedia studio at night and I put small doses of poison in Rich's refrigerated beverages. He is slowly dying from the poison and it's affecting his speech and how is brain processes words.

The best thing is that Rich is THE ONLY person in the cast that doesn't drink. Reflect on that.

Rich's vague disconnect from reality is priceless

Half in the Fartbag

the left and rice mouse button

That "folding chable" line is my absolute favourite thing Rich has ever said.

When he finally got "Bethesda" right I felt my heart warm up a little. It's like watching a toddler take three steps without falling face-first into the ground.

"SHE DUDN'T" always kills me lol

For potentially the most sober one of the cast He shure shounds the dhrukest

I have been waiting for this compilation since twenty-twen.

"Left and Rice" is my personal favorite.

Rich Evans has NEVER miss pronounced a word. He's merely redefining the English language in real time.

"Rich Evans mispronouncing words"... 15 minutes?!

Rich is so great. All he has to do is mess up words and its comedy gold.

Rich Evans is pure, they need to stop bullying him

"Mister McCulkin" is a glorious addition to this

why is he so lovable? I feel warmth in my soul when I see him speak

MOOPIE

Chable is what I will name my son.

This was a six mill yen doylair compilation.

Every time Mike looks at the camera when Rich Evans screws up a word, it’s like Rich is an ongoing science experiment of Mike’s and he’s pleased with the results.

The best part is you gave Rich a complex about saying words. So even when he speaks correctly, he's trained to second guess himself.

Dont you just hate it when a skhost throws a fartbag randomly on your folding chable?

This movie is nothing but stuff!

I hope Mike and Jay force Rich to watch this whole video like in Clockwork Orange.

Can't stop laughing at Mike when he mouths the word "Stony" to Jay like "did you also catch that?"

as a non native english speaker, few things bring me as much joy as seeing a north american struggling as well to pronounce weird words properly. thanks, Rich!

You left out the time he said "Chesure trest"

I want someone to make one of those speak-n-say wheel toys that have barnyard animals making noises, but instead it's just Rich Evans mispronouncing words.

"He just drank a whole bunch of Dan Ackroyd"

"Hello, these are my children Lumpy and Inchy."

I've long forgotten about many of these, thank you so much. I got tears in my eyes from laughing.

*me on my deathbed*: she dudn't

The ad under the video was for managing type 2 diabetes

The funny thing about the Nessitate screw-up is that Rich could just have said "need" instead. He really sets himself up for failure.

Dyslexia is not something to joke about. But Rich Evans is.

For 15 minutes and 14 seconds there I didn't feel like killing myself.

the ending is so perfect

I did not expect this to be so incredibly hilarious.

I love the moments where no one corrects him, they just look at each other and smile and all collectively decide to let him finish his point.

I love how Rich struggles to pronounce basic words but still managed to do the "My Name's Don Wilson" speech flawlessly. Just another reason why nothing like that will ever happen again.

I'm glad he was reunited with his father at the end.

I think Richard Evans may have gone too far in a few places.

SKHOST

THERE'S ONE AT 9:37 THEY DON'T CATCH HE CALLS THE SKATEBOARDERS 'SKAPE KIDS'

I've watched this video so many times. We need a part 2, Helena. Rich has blundered through half the dictionary since this video came out.

Everyone bags on Rich, but I hope he knows everyone secretly loves him

'the moopies' would be a great band name

I am unconscis from laughter.

My heart breaks for rich. I hope he knows how much the rlm fanbase adores him.

He says "swastika" the same way I picture elderly Walter Matthau saying it.

Mike constantly picking on Rich Evans is death by a thousand cuts; Josh dropping the "can you get that job?" is a fucking nuclear explosion instagib.

I think Rich Evans is so smart that his mouth can't keep up with his brain. Or he just drinks too much.

"Schwashtika."

Okay Mister Webster.

We're all here for Rich Evans but Mike's side glances at the camera are what really makes these scenes shine

*I'm sorry Chris Helmsworth.*

#fartbag

"Rich Evans gets bullied for 15 minutes straight"

Rich Evans does NOT make mistakes or mispronounces words. All the rest of us are saying those words wrong. He is perfect. He is the gawd of the Interwebs. Deal with it.

Rich is the raw tallent of the group.

I won't lie, this video sometimes is what I need to get through the day.

He's such a good sport. He really sets a great example for people with dyslexia. I don't know if that's the reason for his mistakes, but I make ones like that frequently and it's great to see it leading to laughs. He doesn't seem to let it ruin the fun for him which is the important part. I hope he's happy making others happy.

"li-berry" My aunt says that, too. She has a Ph.D and taught as a professor for many years. In all that time, she never learned how to pronounce "library."

The look of joy on Mike's face when Rich muddles his words is simply wonderful

When he sincerely apologizes to Chris Hemsworth at a totally flat angle with a deadpan expression, I busted a gut laughing.

0:00 Opitamahowajist 0:18 A wonderful day at “the moopies” 0:30 Wallpaper space and Rich’s diabetic slur 0:50 Lisa Neeld; Playboy Centrefold 1:24 And nang next up, the Instant BORING Boyfriend, ... ouhhhhhhh 1:35 “The Birds and the Beads” - A Beginners Guide to the Nuanced Sexual Practices of Rich Evans 2:08 Barreling through the expository dialogue in “the li-berry” 2:36 “Blue Blackdrop” ... difficulties with colours 2:50 “Stony” - a new entirely drug fuelled film production company 2:59 “Folding chable” 3:25 Megan LaFox, the first animal actress in Hollywood 3:35 The Crawlers: They strike their victims without doing something or another 4:11 C3P0 - done wrong, swiftly followed by the name you can’t screw up “Inchy” 4:35 Necessitate, without most of its syllables 5:21 Rich Evans is “Defeatable” 5:33 Left and rice mouse button 5:42 Skost 👻💀 6:05 Just stuff 6:33 Oh no she dudn’t 6:39 Ben Afflect 6:47 Fartbag - Offbrand Whoopee Cushion 8:03 Slowly sluck away 8:20 250 Ducks 🦆 8:28 Dreadlocks ... wait no that ain’t right 8:47 Chris Helmsworth 9:30 Sick stunts - Rich Evans down with the kids 10:23 HUMP THEM DOWN 10:45 201...2...0...fuck 10:57 Besesda, Bethesda, Bepesda, who knows 11:19 Six mil yen doylair comment 11:42 Don “The Pickle” Rickle 12:00 “Illegible” 12:11 Unconchish 13:30 The Fire Ish...Ku...Ecstingwisher 14:18 This is T’Hofful 14:30 Stanima Lee 14:38 Ambivilous - Okay, Mr Webster ! 14:55 Real Eskate and Rich’s Father

Story of my wife.

rich is absolutely dyslexic

diabetic slur

Rich might not talk words good, but he builds awesome sets.

A heartbreaking but starkly real documentary on the effects of long-term alcohol abuse.

"If I was editing this, Rich, your words would sound perfect." Freddie trying to be on his side is so wholesome.

I was craving for someone to do this video. You're the hero we deserve.

I mispronounce shit like this all the time. I feel your pain Rich

This video is like comfort food. I have it in my "Watch later" and sometimes I go there and play it, other times the might RU-vid recommends it to me again. I love it!

fart bag is an underrated joke.

I feel like these people are my life-long friends. So entertaining

There is so much content it is giving me heartburn. It's going to be a tums festival.

This is not titled try not to laugh challenge, yet it's more effective than any of those. That Rich Evans is such a character!

The way he breaks down "Bethesda" is a perfect look into the mind of Rich Evans: "Beh-theh-zda". It's like staring into infinity.

3:12 Rich instinctively goes to use the Force to snap Jack's neck for his insolence.

This movie is nothing but S T U F F