Never gonna give you up - Rick Astley Talketh liketh medieval lad: lingojam.com/E... Make your own historic memes using Historic Tale Construction Kit: htck.github.io...
Tark French haha true but I think only other musicians from the period would fully appreciate it. To the untrained ear it’d just sound strange, he’d probably just think it’s bad or highly experimental. 🤷♂️
Tark French also for some reason I pictured playing this from recording right from a remote device so he’d probably just think he was hallucinating or hearing angels or something lmao
@@AI_GAMER_GUY Also "-eth" here would be ungrammatical because that is only used for the third person, exactly like how our modern "-es" is. "I" as the subject is first person so it doesn't go together with "-eth". (That is: "I giveth thee up" is ungrammatical as much as "I gives you up"). The correct usage is the same as today: "I give you up." For the same reason, "shalt I" is also ungrammatical because "shalt" is only used for the second person (e.g. shalt thou). The correct usage is the same as today: "shall I". I appreciate the correct usage of "thee" here. 😁 So overall the sentece would read in 16th century English: "Never shall I give thee up." 😁😁
Peasant: SIRE, THOU MUST SEE THIS Lord: What has thou seen? Peasant: Your Majesty, there be a dragon flying across the heavens Lord: Let us make haste then! [Now outside] Lord: Where is the dragon you fortold about? Peasant: Behind you, sire [Lord turns around and suddenly the famed Minstral Richard of Astley begins to sing "Never going to give thou up"] Peasant: Sire, thou have just been Rick-turned Lord: I'll be! What a jest!
Mine comrade directed me to the forum, where he spied a maiden fair with nary a cloth to cover her. But alas, behind the curtain was merely a minstrel. Curse that knave!
Ah good sir, verily thou doth jest! Forsooth the forum be of Roman times past...tho I have heard tell of this Richard-roll'ng as I stroll'd yonder market square. Harken to the knave who hast confess'd to this nefarious deed and is about his penance!
If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won't give it to you because he's never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up even though you asked for it, he's letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox. To every idiot saying this is stolen: Yeah. I heard the joke from a meme I saw on a discord server. I'm reposting a joke someone else came up with. So fucking what. I'm not Amy Schumer stealing Dave Chappelle's jokes and then making actual money off them or something. If you're seriously concerned by this, you might want to re-evaluate your priorities and values.
When you're a knight from the past and you're just trying to learn more about how to reclaim the holy land, but this ginger man starts talking about how he's never gonna give you up instead
Messenger: my lord, i travelled a hundred miles as our princess has finally given an answer to thy proposal Lord: verily, sayeth thus upon me this instant Messenger:
Forsooth, yon princess appears rather more manly of aspect and vocal timbre than had been foretold to me. Nonetheless, her words do carry a certain appeal to my lovelorn and long-suffering heart.
"My Lord Saladin, King Richard sends us his bard with a message!" "Perhaps he wishes to cease his Crusade. Give us the message bard!" :plays this: "...By Allah, he's King Richard-roll'd me. Again."
music isn't permissible in islam, if it has instruments. Although things like nasheeds can use instruments if used for a good purpose (islamic morals. Also, I understand the comment is a joke, i'm just giving information :D)
I would rickroll my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandpa who probably doesn’t even speak English
Now this is truly the oldest joke on history, Imagine being a bard of the time and ask another bard for help, he says, “the help you need is in this parchment” But the parchment is in a weird lenguaje, you manage to translate it and discover is actually a music sheet, you play it and find out you have been rick rolled in the middle ages
You're a king/queen, and the ally kingdom miles away sent a messenger that took him months to get to your kingdom only to read out the lyrics out of a scroll and rick roll you.
This is the song that plays after the party of adventurers fights it’s way through a dungeon filled with demons and monsters, enters the last chamber to fight the big boss, then after defeating him, open the boss’s big chest only to find... A note that says “You lose”
"Waiteth! This isn't the Holy Grail!" (The crusaders moved forward in their search of the Grail, unknowing that they had already found the treasure they so badly wanted to find)
We're nay strang'rs to loveth thee knoweth the rules and so doth i a full commitment's what i'm bethinking of thee wouldn't receiveth this from any oth'r guy i just wanna bid thee how i'm humour gotta maketh thee und'rstand nev'r gonna giveth thee up nev'r gonna alloweth thee down nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee we've known each oth'r f'r so longeth thy heart's been aching but thou art too dainty to sayeth t inside we both knoweth what's been going on we knoweth the game and we're gonna playeth t and if 't be true thee asketh me how i'm humour bid not me thou art too blindeth to seeth nev'r gonna giveth thee up nev'r gonna alloweth thee down nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee nev'r gonna giveth thee up nev'r gonna alloweth thee down nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee nev'r gonna giveth, nev'r gonna giveth (give thee up) (ooh) nev'r gonna giveth, nev'r gonna giveth (give thee up) we've known each oth'r f'r so longeth thy heart's been aching but thou art too dainty to sayeth t inside we both knoweth what's been going on we knoweth the game and we're gonna playeth t i just wanna bid thee how i'm humour gotta maketh thee und'rstand nev'r gonna giveth thee up nev'r gonna alloweth thee down nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee nev'r gonna giveth thee up nev'r gonna alloweth thee down nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee nev'r gonna giveth thee up nev'r gonna alloweth thee down nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
Legend has it that this song was playing during only the first crusade. The song was never played again, and every other crusade was seen as a failure.
"Yes We Time Travelled" "But to what year" "Let's ask that guy over there" Guy over there : Plays this "Damn we didn't rickrolled them ... Which means We weren't supposed to travel to this year yet" "SPACE-TIME gets destroyed by rickroll"
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You, a Breton: When the walking-gypsy merchant sells you a purebred in exchange for the hand of your third daughter, but when you go to see it, its actually a starving mule with a bard playing this song on his back... The Bard: Ma' Lord, you have been Richard II Trundled well!
