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Ricky Gervais show XFM: Suzanne sends Karl an email 

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@Joekitty001
@Joekitty001 11 лет назад
Suzanne must be a saint.
@NicoBleackley
@NicoBleackley 10 лет назад
Ricky's wheeze when Karl says he didn't heat up the quiche gets me every time
@ElvisLivesUpstairs
@ElvisLivesUpstairs 8 лет назад
Lol same xD
@Mattsretiring
@Mattsretiring 5 лет назад
I swear he coughed up a lung
@itsMrNoble
@itsMrNoble 7 лет назад
I love the way Steve interrupts himself to say "that's not cooking, Karl"
@Besharps
@Besharps 6 лет назад
Sausages in toaster, I almost died laughing 😂
@Revanjames
@Revanjames 12 лет назад
Nice of Suzanne to write out so many instructions; that's sweet. :)
@PowerfulLighting
@PowerfulLighting 10 лет назад
Wouldn't it be funny if we ever heard Suzanne's side of the stories Karl tells them about. That would be hilarious.
@stratocaster1986able
@stratocaster1986able 9 лет назад
They'd probably make more sense
@FortoFight
@FortoFight 5 лет назад
*suzanne
@Swansea-hu5ok
@Swansea-hu5ok 5 лет назад
ULOIRAR Who do you work for? The spelling police 👮‍♂️?
@johnisntmyrealname81
@johnisntmyrealname81 4 года назад
Who’s Susan?
@PowerfulLighting
@PowerfulLighting 4 года назад
@@johnisntmyrealname81 Karl's girlfriend
@toolworks
@toolworks 12 лет назад
Congress tart was first mentioned by Karl when he was on XFM radio with Ricky and Steve. He said that he couldn't find them in london and that he loves them.
@enossified
@enossified 12 лет назад
Karl is REALLY lucky to have Suzanne.
@TheElectriciti
@TheElectriciti 12 лет назад
This segment geuinely has more laughs than any TV show or film, it builds and builds until "Sausages in the toaster". How can someone be this funny!
@ScottAnderson_94
@ScottAnderson_94 11 лет назад
i'm absolutely pissin myself this it quality
@CorporalFriendlyShark
@CorporalFriendlyShark 5 лет назад
Turn it off!! Panickin’ an’ that 😂😂😂
@choochoochooseyou
@choochoochooseyou 12 лет назад
I can see Karl's logic. I tried to make cheese on toast in a toaster by lying the toaster on its side. It got stuck and set the smoke alarm off.
@noahmay7708
@noahmay7708 3 года назад
you must be as daft as him then
@dr.rodders3329
@dr.rodders3329 3 месяца назад
11 years on, let's hope you've learned a little bit more
@royphillips289
@royphillips289 11 лет назад
"I love how she has to tell him where the dressing is! You know, just in case he's reaching for bleach!"
@benzzodude
@benzzodude 8 лет назад
Ricky laughing at 3:20 is the best thing
@Cr4nium13
@Cr4nium13 10 лет назад
I had a terrible cramp while watching this and I laughed so much It fucking hurt, but the more it hurt the more I laughed xD
@SpickyRooster
@SpickyRooster 12 лет назад
Brilliant, never heard this one, laughed my arse off!
@Sam_T1021
@Sam_T1021 4 года назад
I had to pause the video at "ever since i put sausages in the toaster" 🤣
@scerpalman
@scerpalman 11 лет назад
I love all 3 of them, together they are great, but without Karl pretty much all of the best moments of the show wouldn't exist
@Chris_yes
@Chris_yes 11 лет назад
Sausages in the toaster?! what?! jaysus...
@CarmenxSullivan
@CarmenxSullivan 11 лет назад
I dont think hes lazy per-say (he sure does a crap load of tiling) but activities have to have a point. Ex lacing shoes, he uses velcro to save the bother.
@boner638
@boner638 10 лет назад
they put their fingers in hahahaa
@RhapsodyOfHammerfall
@RhapsodyOfHammerfall 9 лет назад
Sausages in the toaster. :')
@ElvisLivesUpstairs
@ElvisLivesUpstairs 8 лет назад
Lol ain't heard this in years. Thanks!
@dedpxl
@dedpxl 11 лет назад
hahahha I love this, he just keeps adding to it
@JimShadyUK
@JimShadyUK 11 лет назад
I might have heated the quiche, but I'm not fucking around with salad.
@Dilkingt0nne
@Dilkingt0nne 3 года назад
“Eat.”
@miguelsilva9118
@miguelsilva9118 2 года назад
"Turn it off!", panickin' an' that...
@kgsolomanfivethousan
@kgsolomanfivethousan 11 лет назад
Susanne comes home to a smoky kitchen. Karl is standing next to a toaster with sausages sticking out it.
@ElvisLivesUpstairs
@ElvisLivesUpstairs 12 лет назад
Sausages in the toaster xD xD xD
@RescueTheSlags
@RescueTheSlags 12 лет назад
Awwww.....it's so nice how much she cares about him tho, especially when Ricky and Steve are so horrible :P
@matenzo
@matenzo 12 лет назад
That would be the kind of cooking book I would totally buy. Susan should write it asap.
@aa1greg
@aa1greg 12 лет назад
"im gunna die ,im going to die" hahahahahaha
@theresuga
@theresuga 11 лет назад
Awesome username!
@StickyyWinklee
@StickyyWinklee 12 лет назад
I have read Karl's 7 wonders book, and i can say with whole hearted honesty it was the most enjoyable read ever... and i really dont like reading. In the prologue they talk about the sausage incident and im glad it was on this video because i so wanted it to be true xD
@Kohinoor1994
@Kohinoor1994 11 лет назад
Love your channel name :D
@SneedEnthusiast
@SneedEnthusiast 3 дня назад
"It was ever since I put sausages in the toaster"
@CrazyFreak714
@CrazyFreak714 4 года назад
This is amazing 😄😄😄
@VColossalV
@VColossalV 11 лет назад
To be fair, without Ricky's hilarious laugh and reactions to what Karl says, it wouldn't be as funny either.
@FilmFallon
@FilmFallon 3 года назад
The noise at 2:29
@melleeman
@melleeman 11 лет назад
love the name congress tart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! karls code word LOL
@BojanTomicMusicChannel
@BojanTomicMusicChannel 12 лет назад
eat. I FUCKING LOST IT!
@billthecat666
@billthecat666 12 лет назад
The best part by far was the last instruction: eat.
@MrNnpivo
@MrNnpivo 12 лет назад
i am so going to toast some sausages!
@Cardmandinho
@Cardmandinho 12 лет назад
in tears
@redmondo42
@redmondo42 Год назад
"Remove the stone..." 😂
@jodu626
@jodu626 5 месяцев назад
they put their fingers in 😂
@lumpheadthump
@lumpheadthump 12 лет назад
HAHAHAHA!!! "in case he's reaching for bleach"
@peaceandhonesty3516
@peaceandhonesty3516 10 лет назад
hilarious!!
@sedd1234
@sedd1234 12 лет назад
Haha I really believe everything karl says is true after seeing the video about the house with the flies and the condom :D
@daydreams4rock
@daydreams4rock 11 лет назад
congress tart is your holiday kidnapping code word and i see it is your channel name here - classic
@captainhaire
@captainhaire 12 лет назад
that sure is a nice username. way to pay attention man. well done.
@DynamiteWhufc
@DynamiteWhufc 12 лет назад
CongressTart12, Epic Karl quote.
@Maaskii
@Maaskii 12 лет назад
Hahaha omg rickys laughh at 2:04
@germa2k
@germa2k 3 года назад
steve is actually 6 feet away from them.
@OnVentUK
@OnVentUK 12 лет назад
It does yes, fully cooked waffles in a couple of minutes, it's a life-changing experience trust me :D
@ISetYourFaceOnFire
@ISetYourFaceOnFire 11 лет назад
I love your username ;)
@curtisholmes9988
@curtisholmes9988 6 лет назад
Wow Nirvana do look different now
@TheVanpablo79
@TheVanpablo79 4 года назад
That salad sounds delicious
@MrMerlin87
@MrMerlin87 11 лет назад
i think the reason karl is the way he is is because he loves suzanne alot
@Relativisticism
@Relativisticism 12 лет назад
he truely is the forrest gump of real life.
@captainhaire
@captainhaire 12 лет назад
cant believe there are 11 other congresstarts out there
@RickyVWorld
@RickyVWorld 12 лет назад
This show depends on all 3 of em :D They are all funny imo. :P
@BradleySherwoodFan
@BradleySherwoodFan 12 лет назад
Haha, I'd go for the pay someone to do it option! :P
@armpitfuzz
@armpitfuzz 11 лет назад
how many times has Ricky said " I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die ) ??
@filmsfanatic1
@filmsfanatic1 12 лет назад
looks like Ricky and Steve are torturing Karl with technologly
@sniperpro461
@sniperpro461 11 лет назад
no, he still isn't.
@Microbat97
@Microbat97 11 лет назад
Why is everyone going on about religions and history?
@Dragon0007
@Dragon0007 12 лет назад
HAHAHAAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH play a record!
@cartmanofsp
@cartmanofsp 12 лет назад
Poor Suzanne
@Mrster
@Mrster 11 лет назад
I've seen pictures of that, you just need one with bigger spaces haha.
@qualifiedidiots2165
@qualifiedidiots2165 5 лет назад
Is Karl a comedian? Like an undercover genius?
@LydAnn2005
@LydAnn2005 2 года назад
no he’s just Karl
@OnVentUK
@OnVentUK 12 лет назад
My work here is done ...
@Exoamylase
@Exoamylase 12 лет назад
Its ever since i put sausages in the toaster...
@jm9841
@jm9841 2 года назад
I put some plates on the electric stove to heat them up once. I must have done it wrong because they broke. I hardly ever had to cook again. Sorry Erica. The sausage idea is good though.
@OnVentUK
@OnVentUK 12 лет назад
i cook potato waffles in the toaster, 2 full runs on max heat ;)
@grease_monkey6078
@grease_monkey6078 2 года назад
Im with Karl, I wouldnt of bothered warming it up or adding the avocado
@littleripper312
@littleripper312 12 лет назад
Women can choose whatever they want. If they don't cook then they have to get their little booties out there and mow the lawn, install dishwasher, fix the pipes, clean the gutters, etc. Of course they can do it but physically demanding jobs are usually easier for men. It's just a way to divide up the housework. To be honest I don't really care how people divide it up it's just a suggestion from my experience which certainly doesn't apply to everyone. Or you can just pay someone to do it :P
@AdvancePlays
@AdvancePlays 12 лет назад
You have a great username XD
@littleripper312
@littleripper312 12 лет назад
I'm an electrical engineer ;)
@moonstarr8053
@moonstarr8053 11 лет назад
this is hilarious.....
@greatsayain
@greatsayain 12 лет назад
she's maybe inexplicable for being with him but maybe she knows something about him we don't.
@hainzy
@hainzy 12 лет назад
I think his IQ is in the 80's It was from a documentry where he did one and they told you at the end.
@katiekat2441
@katiekat2441 3 года назад
Satisfied Fool
@fizz113
@fizz113 11 лет назад
I do Engineering at a UK uni, but not electrical. How did you find it?
@hughseager5691
@hughseager5691 6 лет назад
Who eats a whole quiche for dinner?
@Dilkingt0nne
@Dilkingt0nne 2 года назад
You can get like mini ones about the size of a side plate tbf
@barryposner4680
@barryposner4680 12 лет назад
I hate absolutely cooked sausages/hotdogs in the toaster.
@lglimited
@lglimited 12 лет назад
lmao ricky gervais makes this show
@TheBatateiro
@TheBatateiro 12 лет назад
i think it started in like 2001.
@PhilLovinMc
@PhilLovinMc 11 лет назад
hes a millionaire. now. ricky gervias says it in one of his podcasts that he made him "1 million pounds"
@ISetYourFaceOnFire
@ISetYourFaceOnFire 11 лет назад
Lets face it, without Ricky, this show wouldn't be as good. Same with Steve, they make it just as much as Karl. Without them, Karl has nothing to work with.
@Raikinhos
@Raikinhos 11 лет назад
BUUUUURRRRRRN
@licorishsoil
@licorishsoil 11 лет назад
which episode is this from??
@fizz113
@fizz113 11 лет назад
Where did you graduate from? (please say a UK uni)
@hardrockinhere
@hardrockinhere 4 месяца назад
How tf did that get classified as "ridicule"?
@littleripper312
@littleripper312 12 лет назад
I'm a women and I think it's a women's job to get good at cooking but a man should be able to cook basic food when shes not home. She made the food and he couldn't even heat it up lol. I know actual men like this it's amazing how lazy they are. If my husband left me instructions for something to do that was handy man related I would just do it. Most men nowadays can cook though, probably because a lot of ladies aren't stepping up to the plate :P
@jonanice
@jonanice 12 лет назад
i always wondered what sort of woman would it take to put up with a guy like Karl with his peculiar ways. But now i know from that email she knows exactly how to handle life with him lol
@ozzzyman8
@ozzzyman8 12 лет назад
hes saying that you sound like one... not that you are one.
@thetoddsmith
@thetoddsmith 12 лет назад
Is this from 10 years or so ago?
@Squiggy2010
@Squiggy2010 12 лет назад
sausages in the toaster?
@damnMe1337
@damnMe1337 11 лет назад
I thought I made myself pretty clear that I was being sarcastic, but apparently not clear enough. I do NOT think that men and women should be divided in their opportunities in life. Did you just read my comment without looking at what I replied at or something?
@JacksInn
@JacksInn 11 лет назад
INTERNET ARGUMENTS. ON EVERY FUCKING KARL, RICKY AND STEVE VIDEO.
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