Ride to Hell: Retribution - Just Bad Games 

The “1%”on the box art of this game, is how finished it is.

Let's not forget most of these love scenes are immediately after the women have been sexually assaulted which makes them way creepier.

Honestly Jake's insane leaps of logic and nigh insatiable bloodlust might be PTSD from Vietnam

Imagine if the whole game was just Jake's dying mind after being shot in the beginning, and the increasingly crazy glitches are him slipping closer and closer to death

"I dunno how to ride a motorbike. AAAAAHHHH-" *Explosion* Motor kombat in a nutshell

The fact they turned off the game music so everything is in total silence makes this so much better.

The lackluster "Aaaarh!" after killing Anvil is just amazing voice acting.

The only good & the most memorable part of this game is Jake's INSANE logic of how to turn off an electric fence, by comitting a terrorist attack at the local dam. There needs to be more games that give you an overkill option for solving basic puzzles that require common sense, as a secret joke solution to the problem.

So this game is basically a big budget debug menu.

Intercourse with clothes on? Mostly bulletproof people? Magical motorcycles? This world is either a very awesome or very terrible place.

Fun fact: The game was actually removed from Steam.

The only thing I like about the game - retro advertising aesthetics of UI. It doesn't look like a cheap parody, the style reproduced accurately and with a good amount of attention to details. It's a pity that the same approach didn't apply to the game itself(

While certainly offensively bad, the game is also hilariously entertaining in the worst way! It comes full circle and becomes a "The Room" like trainwreck. I'd recommend playing this over something like Batman Dark Tomorrow or Drake and the 99 Dragons.

Rerez in 2015: "Let's find the Positives." Rerez in 2021: ...

I have to say, the UI design in this game is *excellent.* I'm not even kidding, I love the menus. They look exactly like pop art of the 60s. It legitimately reminds me of how Bioshock does menus.

Honestly, the initial idea they had, a sort of GTA-like game with a 60's-70's setting sounds pretty damn awesome and I would probably try playing it even though I'm not very good at these type of games. I feel we were robbed of something really cool...

Fun Fact: On the PC version, If you disable mouse acceleration in the .ini files (because you can't in the options) The Crosshair and Point of Aim will desynchronize, making it almost impossible to shoot anything. Which is probably the reason you can't disable it in the game.

Some of the environments look pretty decent. You can tell for a while They really tried and then they gave up and definitely released the game unfinished.

"Mom can we get Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned ?" "We have Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned at home." Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned at home:

The love scenes are so funny though. It’s like they built a game around the “hot coffee” feature in San Andreas.

20:49 I remembered when Projared reviewed this and at this part he detailed his strategy of winning the fights as the video showed him kicking nonstop.

Why did Eutechnyx make exclusively either underrated bangers or just pure distilled shovelware

Colt: where’d he get that vest from? Smarter Jake: He just bought it from a thrift shop. Colt: oh, is that all? In that case, you’re free to go. And I’d recommend the kid ditch the vest. The guy it used to belong to made a lot of enemies. Smarter Jake: thanks for the tip. Don’t worry, you won’t see it or us again.

For a dev company that specializes in NASCAR racing games, it's really ironic that they can't even get the bike driving part right

Long ago, in the year 2015, this game was reviewed on an episode of positives... Now? It's time to see Shane and Adam rip this game a new one! I'm SO ready for this!

Crazy how this game has the exact same plot set up as Mafia 3 Shortly after the protagonist returns from Vietnam in the 60s, his family get murdered in cold blood by a gang. The rest of the game is about getting revenge on said gang. The main difference being Ride to Hell features bikers and Mafia is about... the Mafia

Please use the full title: Ride to hell: Retribution 1% That last part is significant, because it shows how much of the game was tested before the release and how many bugs found were fixed in it.

The game titled "Ride to Hell". But the devs didn't mention that the moment you begin the game, you're already in their Hell

Ah, 2013...the year in gaming that gave us Bioshock Infinite, The Last of Us, Papers Please, Saints Row IV... Well, they can't all be winners

13:43 Looks like Shane is having a “great time” during quarantine

That moment when you realize that this game came out in the same year as The Last of Us and BioShock infinite

This game was subtitled with “Retribution” because the publisher was punished criminally for allowing an unfinished mess to hit the store shelves!

Now we need you guys to play Drake of the 99 dragons

I replayed the part with Grandpappy pulling out that guitar perhaps a little more than I should.

I saw Angry Joe's and Projared's review of this game and I saw a copy of this at the local pawn shop. I asked to look at it mentioning that I knew it was bad. The owner said "You want to look at a game you know is bad?" I know someone else bought the game and I feel so sorry for that guy.

I’ve heard “Ride To Hell: Retribution” was bad, but I never thought it would devolve into being THIS bad! They had FIVE YEARS to make it better, but they chose not to! And this being powered by the Unreal Engine makes it incredibly insulting! This is the same Goddamn engine that runs Bioshock, Mortal Kombat & PUBG! At least Fallout New Vegas runs better than this! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

1:59 Wasn't expecting this joke but I welcome it with open arms.

*sees Rerez finally review RIde to Hell:Retribution* Me:"And that is destiny fulfilled."

13:30 The Golgo 13 NES game had that same "have a good time for replenishing health" mechanic, the difference being that it was less explicit and it was like a one time thing in the entire game.

7:05 I don't know how to ride a motorbike! RAAAAA!

28:50 Am I the only one that imagined this in the voice of the "Video Game Glitch Gremlin"?

Imagine if this game was available for Google Stadia.

The sad thing is that. In 2008 it's sounds amazing. I remember being really excited for it, just like the Las Vegas game. Sometimes it better to just cancel the game or start over.

"This was PLAN A to get through a fence!" ~Darklordjadow1

The music during the weird part was used in Wendigoon's Disturbing Movie Iceberg and it just brought back memories

Thx for taking my recommendation. You guys are the best for reviews, gameplays and etc

9:02 Because the shots were fired off screen and we don't really see Jake injured, I like to assume they completely missed and Jake just imagined himself getting shot.

This looks like the gaming equivalent of handing in a first draft and expect it to get full marks

24:33 Every Rerez video that comes out I'm more convinced that Shane is losing it.

Congratulations! We finally found the one person who downloaded the DLC to this turkey.

There was actually a cut reason for Jake recovering from the bullets after Mikey's death. According to some scrapped material, the reason why Jake survives getting shot multiple times after Mikey is killed is because he was experimented on in Vietnam.

1) With how many people requested this game, and what little I knew about it, I was super excited to see this get done and I was not disappointed. Shane and Adam, I salute you. You do a great service to us. 2) That red ring joke got me 🤣

This and Angry Joe's review of the game will live on forever.

I always enjoy the edits where you're showcasing something bad and it's just awkward silence throughout. So funny and makes me laugh every time.

15:30 that must be an enchantment table lol

That 360 towel joke was amazing.

Reez is hands down the best edit in the video game industry

The longer the game goes on the more ludicrous things get. Its like the game developers gave up and just did whatever they felt like.

11:56 👩: Pants. 👨: Pants.

The quality of Rerez content is unparalleled. I'm so entertained from the first second right down to the last

Finally! They’re doing the Plan 9 From Outer Space of video games!

You guys have stupid crazy good production value, and it makes your content that much better. Keep on keepin on

*Insert Goofy fall scream* 22:06

18:04 this joke got me pretty good

The story and the look of the game sounds and looks interesting and it really could have been great, it's too bad the execution of the gameplay, the storytelling and how the game was made where really bad! If Rockstar Games had been behind this one, the game and the storytelling would have been better and great!

Now only AVGN need to review this game and the prophecy wil be completed

I'd like to say, despite the countless reviews and talking about this game i dont think i've ever heard any of them mention anything about "the second half" of the game just about every review i've personally seen stops on the last brother killer. Also i've never heard a single person mention the DLC which is really suprising, as that really changes the view of the game devs, since if they just dropped the game itself and abandoned it, it could at least be seen as them just wanting to wash their hands of a failed ambitious product. But the fact the realeased DLC really shows they dont care about quality, and just wanted more money. This review really puts this game in a whole new perspective. Rerez keep up the good work , you're JBG is honestly the best way to learn about some of these games. too many other youtubers focus on making their "review" funny instead of actually showing the game.

26:08 is too funny. He barely holds his laughter, lol

I really enjoy this channel, it's one of my favorite to watch. My favorite reviews by far is probably the Batman games you reviewed, the quick-paced humor and the effort put into the reviews makes me wonder why this channel doesn't have more subscribers.

Half hour special? oooooh.

21:40 - That's insulting to the poor N64, at least it _tried_ to render textures with the best detail possible, which admitedly wasn't much considering the puny and slow memory of the N64 paired with a small cartridge, but this piece of sh!t doesn't render at all!

28:51 the Glitch Gremlin came back with a vengeance

Just to give you an idea how bad the shooting is: Me and a friend spent an hour getting a trophy that requires you to hit every target on a firing range.

What was this game's greatest contribution to the history of video games? 13:42 Shane bashing Barbie dolls together with that terrifying incel blank stare will live rent free in my head, forever

I watched a stream of someone playing through this game. At one point he suddenly started constantly failing to slide under obstacles. Some people came up with the theory that since this started happening after he customized the bike, maybe that actually alters the bike's hitbox and can make it impossible to successfully do the slides.

I'm surprised Eutechnix didn't have some decent driving phisics, they were quite good at it back in the day, Street Racing Syndicate is certainly not the best tuning game ever, but it's probably one of the most reallistic when it comes to driving

13:43 That part had me fkin dying xD

@27:20 the one on the left doesn't seem to be casting a shadow... and the one on the right who is, seems to be hovering over the ground lol

Yall made my day, my family watched this with me and we had the best night in a while

Okay, so, I think I might know the reason why all the "sex" scenes are fully clothed. Now, this is just speculation, so I could be wrong, but I think it was due to rating complications. I think the sex scenes were initially meant to be, at the very least, partially nude. This is because, after some people have dug through the game files, a model of the first girl was found without her top, with fully modeled, ehm, bajimbos. However, I think that, if the sex scenes were to be left in with the nude model, the ESRB most likely would have given the game an 'Adults Only' rating, which would have prevented it from being released on consoles. So, instead of just removing these scenes and adding actual health and ammo pick-ups, they just placed the clothed models on the animation rigs, because the devs just couldnt make this game without the objectification of women.

This game is what I feared Days Gone to be. True that game wasn't amazing, but it was a vastly superior game involving biker culture than this ever was

Jakes kill counter: 10:33 (that transition from axe kill to bike was smooth) 14:44 23:23-24:08 25:00 How to win a fight simply kick the opponent to death 20:38 28:44 Glitch Gremlin

19:29 is one of the best things I've seen in 40 years of gaming.

“A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad.” These are the words from Shigeru Miyamoto that says this. And Ride to Hell is a fine example of a game that was rushed with so many problems at launch that it just wasn’t ready to be released.

“How exactly should we implement this into the ga-“ [Ad.] I’m not sure if you were doing a thing there, but if that was a thing you did there then I saw it.

I literally JUST finished watching your Charlie's Angels review and this popped up after, I'm immensely happy.

hard to believe this series has turned 2 years old and what a wild ride this has been so far

21:48 Oi even the N64 had decent textures That looks more like a deresolution situation

I rather ride to the real hell than play this game for 15 minutes

Should have had AVGN's glitch goblin as a guest star

"Let's rev up the 360 disc drive and-" **RED RING OF DEATH**

14:13 Fly off to the right and explode Fly off to the right and explode F L Y O F F T O T H E R I G H T A N D E X P L O D E

22:00 maybe no one played this game long enough to find that bug

20:39 Batkick! Batkick! Batki-Batkick!

I remember being excited when I first saw news articles. I thought it'd be amazing. It was amazingly bad.

"fly off to the right and explode" - angryjoe

14:05 Now aside from the weirdest thing in this game being the fully clothed intercourse especially given the context, we have Jake snapping a dude's neck with him on one bike and the other dude on his own, both at full speed down the road, with his hands not even making contact with his head

22:49 "if this game was a pizza it would have been delivered as a raw dough in a wet sock" I'm going to regret asking, but why is the sock wet?

28:50 You know it's bad when all that's left in your brain is a Glitch Gremlin reference.

You know when you have watched these episodes too much when someone comes into your store with a box of games, you dig through them and see this one - all of a sudden a montage of this episode plays in your head with one of those money ghosts appearing with "not worth it" and then farting out of existence.