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This isn’t just any Terminator knockoff, it’s far weirder than that. Taking on the vaguely cyborg, not-vaguely hairless menace is Don “The Dragon” Wilson!
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@jonathanwashington6083
@jonathanwashington6083 Год назад
Yeah, no one's ever going to accuse him of being Don "The Actor" Wilson anytime soon.
@colinr0380
@colinr0380 Год назад
"Push that Whopper button! Woooo!"
@KaladinVegapunk
@KaladinVegapunk Год назад
Haha you know rifftrax must have RLM fans, they've done quite a few super obscure movies recently that were on best of the worst that some fans must have recommended they do There's just so much glorious overlap like suburban sasquatch Now they just need to do Neil Breen
@jonathanwashington6083
@jonathanwashington6083 Год назад
@@KaladinVegapunk Wasn't this one of the movies that the RLM guys (the folks who *gleefully* watch Suburban Sasquatch) found to boring to fully watch?
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X Год назад
Don "The Dragon" Wilson...aka Faux Diamond Phillips. 😂
@holdingpattern245
@holdingpattern245 8 месяцев назад
@@jonathanwashington6083 "she is ACTING!"
@MykeLewisMusic
@MykeLewisMusic Год назад
"Non-refundable bazooka" might be my new favourite phrase.
@ferdonandebull
@ferdonandebull Год назад
Well really all bazookas are non-refundable .. sadly I have two…
@SlamminWolfgang
@SlamminWolfgang Год назад
I am utterly obsessed with the robotic cop having to read about his target on a screen in the armory, instead of...say, having the information uploaded directly to his brain, perhaps during some elaborate startup sequence where there's already text on a computer screen
@scruffythejanitor1969
@scruffythejanitor1969 Год назад
This is a fair criticism of the Terminator movies as well.
@Blueskybuffalo
@Blueskybuffalo Год назад
ROTOR vs Cyber Tracker! The ultimate cinematic showdown.
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives Год назад
I'm getting so many Future War vibes. Just needed more nuns and dinosaurs
@gspendlove
@gspendlove Год назад
In case you don't know, Lisa Popeil, who co-wrote the score, is the daughter of the late Ron Popeil, the guy who made infomercials about his Showtime Rotisserie and other products sold by Ronco, which was founded by _his_ father. Lisa sang backup vocals for "Weird Al" Yankovic on his song "Mr. Popeil."
@himwhoisnottobenamed5427
@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 Год назад
He also invented the technology that allows heads to be preserved in jars.
@gspendlove
@gspendlove Год назад
@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's interesting, I've never watched Futurama, but I immediately understood the reference. That's how ingrained the show is in pop culture. Good one!
@adrianlee3497
@adrianlee3497 Год назад
@@gspendlove Popeil"s Pocket Fisherman; A "compact fishing rod" that you could actually stick in your back pocket. Yep that existed.
@dougjb7848
@dougjb7848 11 месяцев назад
Set it …
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X 10 месяцев назад
​@@adrianlee3497 I still have mine! 😂
@johngulyas695
@johngulyas695 Год назад
An Animaniacs reference and we’re not even 2 minutes in! This is gonna be good!!!
@johngulyas695
@johngulyas695 Год назад
Oberlin pronoun warning! 😂 I was right!
@winstonmarlowe5254
@winstonmarlowe5254 Год назад
@@johngulyas695 haha and what if he identifies as an attack helicopter LOLOL
@eddieprice6098
@eddieprice6098 Год назад
met Don the dragon at a convention a few years ago. he was really nice and we talked conspiracy theories for two hours
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Год назад
Sounds pretty cool, actually.
@pawned79
@pawned79 Год назад
What was the most off-the-wall theory Don wanted to talk about?
@toomanyaccounts
@toomanyaccounts Год назад
is talk of conspiracy your way of saying he was rejecting your advances?
@eddieprice6098
@eddieprice6098 Год назад
@@toomanyaccounts somebody trying to be funny....fail
@eddieprice6098
@eddieprice6098 Год назад
@@pawned79 prolly 911
@KoiControl
@KoiControl Год назад
thank you for the freebie Riff "The Dragon" Trax guys!!!!
@zweit9
@zweit9 Год назад
ending your action movie with an Ayn Rand quote is like leaving an upper-decker in a friend's toilet
@ThreeBeingOne
@ThreeBeingOne Год назад
So good this comment
@jean-lucpicard5510
@jean-lucpicard5510 Год назад
A what?
@phoenixlich
@phoenixlich Год назад
@@jean-lucpicard5510 Sorry, Captain, it's crude humor prank. Nothing a sophisticated French Starfleet Officer would know. Basically it's pissing (or whatever) in the tank instead of the bowl so that when you flush the toilet fills with already soiled water.
@jean-lucpicard5510
@jean-lucpicard5510 Год назад
@@phoenixlich Understood, gonna try that sometime.
@jean-lucpicard5510
@jean-lucpicard5510 Год назад
@@phoenixlich it's called a cistern.
@kennyboy6325
@kennyboy6325 Год назад
Love how the scanning options on that robot included GORT and T-1000. Got a good chuckle out of that.
@illustriousrocket4476
@illustriousrocket4476 9 месяцев назад
CSM101, too. Cyberdyne Systems Model 101. At least it's amusingly self-aware.
@citrouilletoulouse5972
@citrouilletoulouse5972 26 дней назад
Damn. I totally missed those. Then again I was watching on a tiny phone screen with mediocre resolution. Klaatu Barada Nikto.
@GBart
@GBart 19 дней назад
You missed the George Lucas one...
@TheEmbessyNetwork
@TheEmbessyNetwork Год назад
I wonder what's Golden Corral's NEW slogan is going to be now!!
@teedup8995
@teedup8995 Год назад
@@TheOneFreakservo eww
@TheEmbessyNetwork
@TheEmbessyNetwork Год назад
@@TheOneFreakservo 😂😆😂😆😂😆
@XenoKay88
@XenoKay88 Год назад
Thank you RiffTrax! Some days, like today, you help me get through
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Год назад
I second that! 🙂
@docbadwrench792
@docbadwrench792 Год назад
I call those week days.
@hangoutwithme346
@hangoutwithme346 Год назад
Laughing at the ridiculous really is medicine ❤ It got me through the pandemic.
@Pocketrocket-pj1us
@Pocketrocket-pj1us Год назад
It makes me wonder how many people are still around, thanks to Joel, the Bots and the Rifftrax crew. You guys are life saviors, and I mean that 100% :) Cheers and luv from Canada
@Ryan-by8vj
@Ryan-by8vj Год назад
@@Pocketrocket-pj1us in my darkest times when I had no one I could always turn on mst3k or rifftrax they got me threw some real bad times
@kishw0nky
@kishw0nky Год назад
"Computers killed my brother" 🤣🤣
@hangoutwithme346
@hangoutwithme346 Год назад
Typical pc behavior
@TheTaelus
@TheTaelus Год назад
Gonna say, I’ve rewatched this like 10 times along with other rifftrax full vids. I’ll even listen only while at work. Don’t know what it is, but this gem just slaps.
@douglasjohnson4382
@douglasjohnson4382 18 дней назад
Yes. This one and Honor and Glory.
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X Год назад
@11:06 I can't believe they made a John Mellencamp "Sucking on a chili-dog" reference. 😂
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@forlornhope3290
@forlornhope3290 Год назад
I'm glad I'm not the only one who watches Firefly in their underwear while drinking.
@Liquidglitch
@Liquidglitch Год назад
Not by a longshot. It's a part of the mourning process
@GBart
@GBart 19 дней назад
This is the preferred way to see the show
@abborne1
@abborne1 Год назад
"After all, this movie is called Petty Internal Security Squabbles" -- just worked out the bonus joke, nicely done.
@fightingleaf
@fightingleaf 6 месяцев назад
Darn it! It took me an entire year to figure it out myself! Good eye there.
@Mr_Top_Hat_Jones
@Mr_Top_Hat_Jones 4 месяца назад
I’ve probably seen this Rifftrax 30 times (with subtitles on) and I never caught it. 😂
@random22026
@random22026 Год назад
You have to give the production company credit, though: they included the Honey Wagon supplier in the end credit crawl. 👏👏👏👏👏Nicely done, and appropriate, too. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@Eisenwulf666
@Eisenwulf666 Год назад
I was going to comment on how the plot of this movie has a lot of discrepancies, then i remembered this is "Cyber Tracker" starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson, and it all made perfect sense. Thank you for the riff guys, you seriously awesome
@KaladinVegapunk
@KaladinVegapunk Год назад
This movie is just a massive ripoff mess I remember 3-4 years ago this was on the best of the worst episode with vindicator & robot Jox, and they got so bored they skipped it haha Rifffrax can save any movie though
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X Год назад
Needs 100% more Leo Fong.
@planescaped
@planescaped Год назад
@@KaladinVegapunk I knew the name Cyber Tracker sounded like something RLM had done, but the movie did not seem familiar at all.
@caucasoidape8838
@caucasoidape8838 Год назад
Don charged ki into his fist so that he could reach inside the robot, and explode him. He also charged ki into his gun. This is a power all Asian martial artists have, but only use it when they need to.
@Pocketrocket-pj1us
@Pocketrocket-pj1us Год назад
​@@KaladinVegapunk I love RLM but sometimes they dismiss content too quickly. With all the free shit they get from fans, I guess I can't blame them ;) There's only so much crap one can watch before you turn to excessive drinking. I'm not thinking of any guy named Mike specifically. It's just a generalisation about guys named Mike. Cheers from Canada
@jeffreygreek6006
@jeffreygreek6006 7 месяцев назад
I absolutely love that the only thing that DOESN'T violently explode in this movie is the bazooka round fired at the second Cyber Tracker.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
To much tracking, not enough cyber. Two stars.
@cujoedaman
@cujoedaman Год назад
Oh, I dunno, I think there was more tracking than we wanted when the VHS this was copied from glitched out a few times
@ian_b
@ian_b Год назад
Most modern movies have too much cyber and not enough tracking. I for one was glad to see the balance redressed. Five stars.
@joshuablack8221
@joshuablack8221 Год назад
*too
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle Год назад
I definitely thought somebody was gonna hack the planet.
@paxhumana2015
@paxhumana2015 Год назад
@New Message, is that the story of your life? Maybe if you did not try to stalk women, then you would actually have one in your life? Nothing says "creeper" and "stalker" like a person that has "Every Breath that you Take" as their ringtone, and such is the case with yourself. Sure, it may work if you are in a spy agency like the FBI, CIA, NSA, or one of those other alphabet soup government spy agencies, but it also destroys any chance at a love life off the clock.
@torgman
@torgman Год назад
I'm glad that they clarified that it's Don "The Dragon" Wilson. I was expecting Jack Benny's announcer.
@ThreeToesofFury
@ThreeToesofFury Год назад
THANK YOU RIFFTRAX for this awesome channel and for uploading full movies. Super cool of you!
@ajh6354
@ajh6354 Год назад
In 1998, I told a girl about MST 3K which I had just found that year. She said it was great but she liked the previous host better. I said whaaaa? There is more? So I admit that can be late to catch on to stuff. I had never heard of Rifftrax until it popped up on my youtube feed a couple weeks ago. I am loving it. This was my favorite MST 3K crew. Took me a couple shows to stop focusing on the robots not being there.
@pawned79
@pawned79 Год назад
In my mind’s eye, I still see Tom and Crow whenever Kevin and Bill are talking. I’ve noticed over the years that they address Mike by name much more often than either of them are addressed by name, and I think that helps solidify the fantasy that Kevin and Bill are actually just plastic puppets.
@ajh6354
@ajh6354 Год назад
@@pawned79 I am getting better at blurring the line between the shows. Happy to have found Rifftrax. Excellent humor regardless of the visuals. The in between the film skits were priceless though.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Год назад
I was binging on “A Bad Lip Reading” one night and noticed “RiffTrax” kept popping up in my sidebar. Out of curiosity, I finally clicked on one of their “Twilight” videos. I was laughing immediately. That was about 8 years ago and I haven’t been able to live without them since. I call them my “Laughter Angels”, because they’ve gotten me through so many bad times over the years.☺️
@Pocketrocket-pj1us
@Pocketrocket-pj1us Год назад
You are a lucky, lucky man! Coming from someone who's seen around 500 rifftrax films, I wish I could go back and see them again for the first time :( Check out their main webside and susscribe to the monthly, friends membership. It's the best way to get a ton of content and a reduction off of any specific film you order. Cheers from Canada
@ajh6354
@ajh6354 Год назад
@@Pocketrocket-pj1us Thank you. Great advice.
@miserablepixels2876
@miserablepixels2876 Год назад
I just want to say.. I love you RiffTrax. You are a precious haven in the irradiated wasteland that is the internet.
@Jbot123
@Jbot123 Год назад
This one had me confused for a while and a little disappointed because I kept confusing Don "The Dragon" Wilson with Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.
@chrismemphis8062
@chrismemphis8062 Год назад
Richard Henry Blood Sr. from Westpoint NY
@bobbob465
@bobbob465 Год назад
Dang it, now I REALLY want to see a flamboyantly evil Ric Flair tracker. "You've...been found guilty...of being less... than a man! Woooo!! And tonight....I'm gonna show the world... That if you wanna be a man... You gotta flee The Man... Woooo! And guess what,...*I* am The Man! Wooooooo!
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle Год назад
@@bobbob465 Isn't that just _Running Man?_
@bobbob465
@bobbob465 Год назад
@@JamaicanCastle It would be, if any of the Hunters had the charisma of Richard Dawson. That would be the remake we all want but don't deserve.
@alr3405
@alr3405 Год назад
Or cyber Road Warriors. Cyber Hawk and Cyber Animal. We would be doomed... Legion of Doomed.
@Grouncontrol
@Grouncontrol Год назад
I know it’s because I have little experience watching rigftrax, but, everytime I hear bill and Kevin’s voices, I can’t help but picture Crow and Servo
@RydarkVoyager
@RydarkVoyager Год назад
It's a reflex. I can sometimes see the shadow outlines of a human and 2 robots against a set of theater seats superimposed. That comforts me no end!
@Grouncontrol
@Grouncontrol Год назад
@@RydarkVoyager - what I think really gives that feeling is, it seems more like they really put their own personalities into the characters of crow and Tom!
@Pocketrocket-pj1us
@Pocketrocket-pj1us Год назад
I miss Tom, Crow and the bots. Luckily for me, the Rifftrax line-up is my favorite, with Trace and Bill being about even imho. It sucks that rifftrax can't share the bots with the new show but I don't mind the new line-up either. I know there's some fans that won't go near a Jonah episode but there are some real good ones there too. Check out the Gauntlet, binge watch. There are some hilarious riffs/episodes and it's a shame that some people are missing out on some great laughs without even giving them a chance. Cheers from Canada
@BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets
@BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets Год назад
Same. And I'm sure just like yourself, I find it kinda nice. But I could see it being distracting, I suppose.
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 Год назад
I still picture Servo's lil round head poking into whatever face's mouth is in extreme close up! Seems to me that is when he wiggles around the most.
@KidMetairie
@KidMetairie Год назад
Excellent foley work. Each step is in tap shoes.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Год назад
I noticed that, too. 😆
@bazzer124
@bazzer124 Год назад
I lost count of "wrongly accused cop out to prove himself innocent" cliches at about 62. Cheers....
@cujoedaman
@cujoedaman Год назад
Denzel Washington makes up about 50% of that list
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives Год назад
This movie is made out of 100% recycled material and blue.
@Oppeldeldoc1
@Oppeldeldoc1 Год назад
You know you're an MST3K fan and a Roger Corman fan when the name Abby Dalton immediately takes you to VIKING WOMEN AND THE SEA SERPENT sooner than anything else with her. In fact, it was nearly my first MST3K episode.
@marcherwitch9811
@marcherwitch9811 Год назад
that is one of my favourites!
@ramseydoon8277
@ramseydoon8277 Год назад
I wish someone would take *ME* to viking women.
@teedup8995
@teedup8995 Год назад
The name seemed familiar, but I couldn't remember where from.
@jonathanwashington6083
@jonathanwashington6083 Год назад
If you're a soap fan, you'd know that name from her turn in 80's sudser, Falcon Crest. If your a trivia fan, you'd know her as Lorenzo Lamas former mother-in-law.
@USPatr
@USPatr Год назад
Does anyone have a video of Rifftrax "Borrowed Power" they could share.... Thanks
@tf2redpie
@tf2redpie Год назад
1:24:24 the collective “wait what!?” Is priceless
@johngulyas695
@johngulyas695 Год назад
27:18 A Chappaquiddick reference! My God! This is the BEST!!!
@johngulyas695
@johngulyas695 Год назад
43:18 ...Mike...please
@evobe
@evobe Год назад
I really love seeing newer rifftrax viewers, these guys have been a part of my life since I was a youngling. Still enjoy watching!
@phoenixlich
@phoenixlich Год назад
One of the funniest trax i've heard in a while. Every joke lands.
@Steve_Marsden
@Steve_Marsden Год назад
Rifftrax videos take me twice the run time to watch because I keep watching clips of the references as well. I wasted 20 minutes on 90s ska clips alone just because of Bill’s throwaway quip at 25:42.
@gaywizard2000
@gaywizard2000 Год назад
Look in the 80s for Ska! Start with Message To Rudy!
@reginald3874
@reginald3874 Год назад
@@gaywizard2000 Love that one, though that was 1979. Same year The Specials also released "Gangsters", another classic
@astroguster5522
@astroguster5522 Год назад
All I think of is just *BLUE* whenever I think of this movie
@theboombody
@theboombody Год назад
Just like with Giant Gila Monster you think of guys putting their knee up on something.
@RRVCrinale
@RRVCrinale 11 месяцев назад
It's good to know it wasn't a recent epicemic, at least...
@zoeyrochellezhombie829
@zoeyrochellezhombie829 Год назад
Petty Internal Security Squabbles P.I.S.S
@daydreambeliever3127
@daydreambeliever3127 Год назад
I love how the trackers can kill just about anyone with one shot, but when it comes to the hero, they suddenly turn into Helen Keller.
@nunyanunya4147
@nunyanunya4147 Год назад
have you ever seen ~A~ movie before?
@srbrant5391
@srbrant5391 10 месяцев назад
@@nunyanunya4147 I read that in Bill Corbett's voice.
@pariator9026
@pariator9026 8 месяцев назад
@@srbrant5391I misread your comment and then reread their comment in Bill Clinton's voice. Superior.
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives Год назад
Love the free Rifftrax episodes. This one is especially hilarious since the movie fails on every single conceivable level.
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle Год назад
36:22 It's nice of that one specific car to wait to explode until the right person shoots it, instead of going up in flames at the first sign of trouble like all the rest.
@jamarehire2011
@jamarehire2011 Год назад
@1:33...beer, whiskey, crack, heroine? So what, the old lady in the trailer park behind our local Wal Mart does too.
@michaeldownstairs
@michaeldownstairs Год назад
21:56 Well he’s not going to walk through the door dead
@Nickel_The_Wise
@Nickel_The_Wise Год назад
More and more, the films that combine martial arts chunkheads and sci-fi plots for Mike, Kevin, and Bill, tend to deliver more HUHS? per second! Of course, I am a cyborg too.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Год назад
But are you a cyborg COP??
@Nickel_The_Wise
@Nickel_The_Wise Год назад
@@karnerblue7658 No, I'm.. A Talking COP?!
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Год назад
😂
@l.a.gothro3999
@l.a.gothro3999 Год назад
"Dry Clean Only" is a sham foisted upon us by the dry-cleaning and fashion industries!
@marcherwitch9811
@marcherwitch9811 3 месяца назад
ironing is an elitist scam
@shaunmccomish8572
@shaunmccomish8572 Год назад
Another film you are always likely to find as part of a bargain bin boxset, alongside such fare as the 'Shadow Chaser' series or 'Circuitry Man'. In other words, good schlocky fun!
@jigmeoser
@jigmeoser Год назад
Alien private eye
@cliffcampbell8827
@cliffcampbell8827 Год назад
I don't think this would even be found on USA up all night.
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle Год назад
@@cliffcampbell8827 Not enough softcore nudity for the USA Network.
@cliffcampbell8827
@cliffcampbell8827 Год назад
@@JamaicanCastle good point.
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives Год назад
@@JamaicanCastle Good thing there's nobody in this movie I would want to see naked then
@typacsk
@typacsk Год назад
OK, the shot of the helicopter reflected in the windows at 6:36 was admittedly pretty good.
@typacsk
@typacsk Год назад
1:17:28 "An amat'ur" Doot dooo do do do! ♩ ♪ ♫
@maxtew6521
@maxtew6521 Год назад
"You can't shoot me, you're breaking federal code!" "Not to mention my heart, bro!" loling
@adamfowler350
@adamfowler350 Год назад
"Worst tracker since that dominoes pizza app" LOL
@michaeljones9301
@michaeljones9301 Год назад
R.O.T.OR.'s Partner. Hell yeah.
@KaladinVegapunk
@KaladinVegapunk Год назад
Haha I'm pretty sure this is one of the few movies they abandoned on Best of the Worst hahaha, and they switched to Robot Jox Rotor was a classic mess though
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X Год назад
@@KaladinVegapunk I've loved Robot Jox since I was a kid and was so happy when they reviewed it. I also can't get the RiffTrax R.O.T.O.R theme song out of my head most days. 😆
@Pocketrocket-pj1us
@Pocketrocket-pj1us Год назад
I'm not sure how I missed this one on the main site but I glad that I got to see it on the web-zone ;) Perfect movie to riff, with action to spare and just the right amount of dialogue pauses to fit in a ton of hilarious riffs. This one is definitely going in my top 10. Cheers from Canada
@adrianlee3497
@adrianlee3497 Год назад
You know life's a little ironic when the title of an 80's cheesey movie ends up as an app on your IPhone.
@magnuskallas
@magnuskallas Месяц назад
But, then you realise Blade Runner 2049 is a ripoff. I mean, a virtual girlfriend drama?
@sleepyhollow783
@sleepyhollow783 Год назад
Credit where due... At 4:44. As the Tracker attempts to identify the robot fixture in the club, one of the options open to the Tracker is to ID it as a T1000. Nice nod & recognition to the T2 Terminator movie this is blatantly "inspired by".
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi Год назад
Another of the options was "CSM101," in reference to the T-600's and T-800's combat chassis (the endoskeleton).
@TerrenceNowicki
@TerrenceNowicki Год назад
Don "The Dragon" Wilson, owner of Iowa's largest wildlife preserve!
@fermel157
@fermel157 Год назад
Love this kind of budget movie. Went back and looked at The Dragon's fighting reel. Dude is the real deal. Made the Guinness book for most kickboxing championships. Lotta crazy knockout victories.
@moebetta4224
@moebetta4224 Год назад
Omg, his "wife" trying to act is hilarious.
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 Год назад
You put the quotes around the wrong word, I think you mean his wife trying to "act" was hilarious
@moebetta4224
@moebetta4224 Год назад
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you're right
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Год назад
Yeah, that was pretty bad. 😕
@typacsk
@typacsk Год назад
Reminded me a little of really early Jennifer Connolly, although she at least grew out of that stage >_> Edit: just watched "The Rocketeer" (1991) -- she *really* grew out of it.
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives Год назад
Nobody in this movie can act
@rayceeya8659
@rayceeya8659 Год назад
the "Cyber Tracker" shoots like a storm trooper. Why does he have scopes on his guns if he isn't using them?
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi Год назад
They never bothered to debug the code.
@rayceeya8659
@rayceeya8659 Год назад
@@Chunkboi Needs more beta testers. Awful hard to find them for some reason. :P
@toomanyaccounts
@toomanyaccounts Год назад
@@rayceeya8659 I mean from what was shown the protestors had some merit in their objections in how the trackers did a lot of collateral damage
@davidwilliams5497
@davidwilliams5497 Год назад
I always thought computers would be so much better if we replaced spinning cursors with just a block of text flashing “WAIT”.
@brianketelboeter8522
@brianketelboeter8522 Год назад
Every bar owned by Don Wilson had a giant electronic dragon
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X Год назад
Don "The Dragon" Wilson...aka Faux Diamond Phillips. 😂
@JobberBud
@JobberBud Год назад
I'm pretty sure the lab technician the senator kidnaps and kills is played by Diabolik.
@jonilougy6608
@jonilougy6608 Год назад
Oh yah! Good eye ☺
@tyrannostoragerex3637
@tyrannostoragerex3637 Год назад
21:21 Beaker "The Dragon" Wilson
@henrygvidonas9573
@henrygvidonas9573 Год назад
Oh look, it's Australian martial artist Richard Norton, who is from Australia. Many people think that he's from Australia, but he's _actually_ an Australian from Australia. Did you know he's Australian? Vegemite, koala, kangaroo, Victoria Bitter!
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Год назад
Is he from Australia or not? I can’t get a straight answer.
@pollydoom5039
@pollydoom5039 Год назад
"Drakonion anti-footsy policey" good one
@georgewilson7432
@georgewilson7432 Год назад
This will be the Internet in the year 2000.
@joshuablack8221
@joshuablack8221 Год назад
“Can I please be strangled by somebody more attractive?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BabyFaceAlTu
@BabyFaceAlTu Год назад
“He’s gonna hear it by Applebees corporate tomorrow” 😅😅
@NickKnave
@NickKnave Год назад
Oh, this is a good reason to not clean my room, thanks RT!
@teedup8995
@teedup8995 Год назад
Lol!
@mollymauk76
@mollymauk76 Год назад
"First a real time shower scene, and now real time sleeping?"
@EvilxSausage
@EvilxSausage Год назад
What this movie needed was more and larger explosions.
@nickdirienzo2849
@nickdirienzo2849 Год назад
Hey man, Dinty Moore got me through some real hard times! Cooked in the can, over a fire, under a bridge. Or just being a kid from a poor family.
@typacsk
@typacsk Год назад
Ever leave a can on your car dashboard, to warm it up over the course of a work day?
@OpenBiolabsGuy
@OpenBiolabsGuy Год назад
Ironically I get the feeling that a justice system run by computers would actually be far less corrupt, more fair, less biased, and more efficient than any justice system run by humans.
@redvelvetunderground
@redvelvetunderground Год назад
humans still have to program and run those computers but ok
@graemesmith6721
@graemesmith6721 Год назад
Congratulations, you've just used the same argument Mussolini's defenders used: He made the trains run on time. More efficient does not equal better. The most efficient society on Earth is an anthill, but I have no desire to live in one.
@xDonaldAndersonx
@xDonaldAndersonx Год назад
@@graemesmith6721 he really only made one train run on time if you look into it. My source is QI but look it up for yourself
@typacsk
@typacsk Год назад
I'd double check how that kind of thing has been working out in the real world (e.g. facial recognition), if I were you >_>
@ramseydoon8277
@ramseydoon8277 Год назад
"..Senator Bob Dilly, with his hit song, Blowy in the Windy" ooooweeee now that's a joke right there!
@user-lb9xw4xf2q
@user-lb9xw4xf2q Год назад
I don't know why their impression of Don "The Dragon" Wilson sounds like Kermit "The Frog" The Frog, but it kills me every time!
@RobotoSan
@RobotoSan Год назад
Hmmm, judging by the thumbnail, this probably isn't about the company that makes tracking devices for wild animals. _Probably._
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 Год назад
Comically enough you were actually partially wrong 😂😂😂
@Rexerman89
@Rexerman89 Год назад
"Trying to place that "Patrick Swayze"/aussie accent looking guy? Looks familiar?"
@fennglordd6365
@fennglordd6365 Год назад
I've seen him in a couple of Jackie Chan movies: City Hunter and Mr. Nice Guy. He played the main villain. Both good films.
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives Год назад
Richard Norton. He was in a LOT of martial arts movies. Genuinely talented.
@Rexerman89
@Rexerman89 Год назад
@@Tareltonlives "GYMKATA! Him and that Kurt Connors "Pummel Horse" gymnist kid lol! He was the evil leader of that kookie kingdom's guards!"
@Ammeeeeeeer
@Ammeeeeeeer Год назад
"Computers killed my brother!".........how??? 🤣🤣🤣
@johnpendarvis7885
@johnpendarvis7885 Год назад
OMG....the acting.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Год назад
Thanks, guys! 😂 😇😇😇
@scotshabalam2432
@scotshabalam2432 Год назад
"It's a cross between Terminator and Robocop. I call it Terminator Cop. What do you mean that name's too shitty? What ever just call it Cyber Tracker.".
@abitofabitofabit4404
@abitofabitofabit4404 Год назад
1:26:48 The 1980s had a lot of feature-length Libertarian Party ads for some reason.
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 Год назад
Look at the way economics is portrayed in the 80s. "Greed is good" is a super libertarian mentality. I always thought it was a social hard right away from the 60s and 70s hippy stuff. Kinda over compensated
@matthewsmith2979
@matthewsmith2979 Год назад
I know all those people in the 80's wanting personal freedom, crazy right? I mean give me an oppressive authoritarian dictatorship any day...
@ENigma-um8zw
@ENigma-um8zw Год назад
Thank you for sharing the love and land Rifftrax!
@WildFungus
@WildFungus Год назад
yeah do Jeremy Piven next
@rothloaf1980
@rothloaf1980 Год назад
This takes me back. Remember Geo Trackers? They were cyber like this movie .
@Meltedcheese567
@Meltedcheese567 Год назад
It's my lucky day it's time for rifftraxxxx
@versebuchanan512
@versebuchanan512 Год назад
First, he tracks. Then, he cybers.
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X Год назад
I have an old worn out copy of this on VHS I bought when the local rental place went out of business and the tracking is way off. It's just "Scanlines: The Motion Picture" now. 😂
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H Год назад
I think this might be the movie "Kick-Puncher" is based on, in the show Community!
@karmacreativesdesign4672
@karmacreativesdesign4672 Год назад
I love rifftrax and the mst3k gang. would love to see more full movies released. the worse the movie, the better
@mikem2849
@mikem2849 Год назад
This actually feels more like a combo ripoff. They hit Terminator, Robocop, AND Minority Report! Probably a few other things too.
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X Год назад
Someone seriously needs to make a Cyber Tracker VS R.O.T.O.R movie. I'd buy that for a dollar. 💵
@Ferich11
@Ferich11 Год назад
AMADUR
@hagerthehorrible1892
@hagerthehorrible1892 Год назад
I support when I can, but particularly broke these days, so I thank you for these!
@Mr_Top_Hat_Jones
@Mr_Top_Hat_Jones 4 месяца назад
23:49 I want that sleep inducer. I’m watching this at 4:00 in the morning… again.
@Mr_Top_Hat_Jones
@Mr_Top_Hat_Jones 3 месяца назад
… and again
@Mr_Top_Hat_Jones
@Mr_Top_Hat_Jones 2 месяца назад
AND again
@caucasoidape8838
@caucasoidape8838 Год назад
It's my lucky day indeed.
@marcherwitch9811
@marcherwitch9811 Год назад
wait, did i blink and miss cynthia rothrock's credit cos... this has to have rothrock in it, right?
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives Год назад
No, but it does have Richard Norton as the random Aussie villain
@chupathingy5862
@chupathingy5862 Год назад
"Animaniacs chat room" well that's a new one
@Froggievilleus
@Froggievilleus Год назад
You can see the string pull the guy back at 1:22:09 - awesome!
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 Год назад
I like how Eric's thrown backwards but flies face first through the wall!
@leannewho664
@leannewho664 Год назад
13:31 the rifftrax guys have never sounded more elderly
@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
Well, considering that their age range is eldest Gen X to youngest boomer, and that blue haired half-wits on t!kkytokkytÅrdia and reddit think of anyone older than 43 to be elderly, that fits.
@yeszz2199
@yeszz2199 Год назад
yeah we young people outside your social circle can't stand you freaks either, hate to break it to you
@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
@@yeszz2199 Kinda like how I hate to break to *you* that Punky Brewsters whom cannot be bothered to add a period at the end of a sentence, for punctuation, don't really represent much except for a drain on the parents whom pay for their/your smart phone which allowed you to add that comment. Go create something rather than merely enjoy the benefits of what your elders created, Brattimus Maximus, before you pipe up again, or we'll tell your Mum to take away your Nintendo for a week. Now go clean your room and do your homework, Bratticus.
@Wildcat_93
@Wildcat_93 Год назад
It's not every day that you get threatened with a "lead enema"
@gusrubio489
@gusrubio489 8 месяцев назад
37:59 [Cyber Tracker voice] "What means 'to love'?" 😂
@tfmaster96
@tfmaster96 Год назад
I can't believe I'm saying this, but r.o.t.o.r. was way better as a movie.
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle Год назад
Unlike ROTOR, some of the people in this movie talk vaguely like real people... and there aren't any pointless Beastie Boys references.
@fromthecheapseats7126
@fromthecheapseats7126 Год назад
I would say that the bizarre dialogue of “R.O.T.OR” brings it around to so-bad-it’s-good, whereas this is just bad.
@TheJohnny50000
@TheJohnny50000 Год назад
Been looking for this one. Thank you
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