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RIP MY WALLET, Crap Guide to Magic the Gathering AND Knights of Pen & Paper 2,  

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@benfosselman218
@benfosselman218 3 года назад
"There are two lives: one you live before you see a unicorn, and the life you live after." - the flavor text on inspiring unicorn
@TheArcSet
@TheArcSet 3 года назад
Sword horse, to call it by it's proper name.
@Ilikecatsismychannelname
@Ilikecatsismychannelname 3 года назад
See that's a card I would have collected back when I bothered purely because I like the flavor text and art. Would I ever actually use the card? No! It would just sit around looking pretty in a card folder like all my Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards do. Play the game? That would require me to understand the rules and I gave up on trying to understand WotC card game rule books years ago. They just get progressively more confusing and vague I swear....
@ryanchurchill5081
@ryanchurchill5081 Год назад
My favorite flavor text is from double mastery
@Dusxio
@Dusxio 3 года назад
JoCat has that much control over you, that even knowing he's going to be talking about something has your wallet open XD
@drpen2619
@drpen2619 3 года назад
I can think of a few jokes to make about this
@josukex42
@josukex42 3 года назад
for a while magic the gathering did have a manga in Japan called "Duel Masters" until WotC made Duel Masters which just MTG but simplified and that got an Anime
@thetattooedyoshi
@thetattooedyoshi 3 года назад
Blue really is the color to play if you want to tell the opponent you don't want them to play the game
@v_vmat
@v_vmat 3 года назад
I hate how accurate that is...
@joshuaarnett762
@joshuaarnett762 3 года назад
The purest form of playing against Blue is having to look at that player every time you do something and asking "Does this resolve?" Or "Is this OK?"
@kereminde
@kereminde 3 года назад
@@joshuaarnett762 I dunno, it used to be that way. "I see two blue open. Do I even bother." Now... doesn't quite feel that way. ... it's Black/Blue mill which says "no, you don't get to play".
@joshuaarnett762
@joshuaarnett762 3 года назад
@@kereminde I mean it also depends on the deck you're playing. If they only have like 4 mana available and you have just a absolute shitload of one drops you probably don't care, it really hurts decks that have bigger boys. Yeah, Blue/Black mill is the ultimate "I don't want to play with other people" magic deck.
@kereminde
@kereminde 3 года назад
@@joshuaarnett762 I mean, no, the ultimate "I don't want to play this game" is White/Blue/Black Turbo Stasis. ... yes, I have that deck. And I play it when people want to brag about their decks or win/loss ratio around the kitchen table. Because just running the Orzhov Extortion Ring isn't enough, you gotta make them understand it was a bad idea to taunt someone who lived through the heydays of Necropotence ;)
@kylelewis91kl
@kylelewis91kl 3 года назад
Magic the Gathering doesn't have exploding cookie cards yet but there is ginger brute a literal food golem so that's something
@edschramm6757
@edschramm6757 3 года назад
Gingerbrute fling deck is about as close as I can seem to get to an explosive cookie deck
@NotAnEvilMastermind
@NotAnEvilMastermind 3 года назад
Not cookies exactly, but combining sources of food tokens with red cards that sacrifice artifacts for damage seems close enough for my liking.
@c2h680
@c2h680 3 года назад
I actually built an explosive cookies deck using gingerbrute, a ton of buff spells and fling/Thud. Then I scrapped that and built a butcherthud deck and put in a copy of gingerbrute so I would have an actual chance of killing someone with it.
@Draco9909
@Draco9909 3 года назад
16:14 from everyone whose played against that commander before...s.c.r.e.w y.o.u
@cparle87
@cparle87 2 года назад
Not sure which was cuter. When he goes into those internal monologues where his voice goes all quiet and soft. Or when he spots the card he doesn't know and spends like 30 seconds geeking out on how he would use it in a game.
@craigfunk3453
@craigfunk3453 3 года назад
'How long can I go without burning my wallet alive?' Looks to the side where his wallet is burning itself already
@alkorkrus5152
@alkorkrus5152 3 года назад
Get a boiler + turbine over it, make your own power.!
@SwordlordRoy
@SwordlordRoy 2 года назад
"Nerd problems...or Geek Problems" Sounds more like Nerd Problems. Nerd is "The Force be With you", Geek is "The Force is the Mass times the Acceleration." Of course, I just happen to fall freely between the two...I'm a Neek.
@nothri
@nothri 2 года назад
0:35 I am disappointed that he didn't actually coincidentally misplace his wallet.
@Narrator007
@Narrator007 3 года назад
8:14 "69? Really?" Right next to its neighbor, Rule 34 card. ;)
@spadeofpain24
@spadeofpain24 3 года назад
remembering a moment while playing it on xbox againt an AI, overcharged a clone spell on a 8/5 flying sphinx to get 8 total while I still had a pair of fogbanks to tank hits. i can only imagin the rage if i was playing online at the time.
@MrJinglejanglejingle
@MrJinglejanglejingle 2 года назад
Blue Deckers are the people that adore seeing the happiness drain from peoples' eyes.
@Tomha
@Tomha 3 года назад
Blue is the worst...between the counter spamming. The Mill decks...
@alchemicpink2392
@alchemicpink2392 3 года назад
11:35 I'll do you one worse: I play Red/Blue and *I love it.*
@bornefree89
@bornefree89 3 года назад
Not only do I know what I've done, I enjoyed every moment of it.
@ryanstewart5727
@ryanstewart5727 2 года назад
There's a reason why we call Magic "cardboard crack".
@fenixmeaney6170
@fenixmeaney6170 3 года назад
Bees are fine and want to be left alone Wasps are bee geese
@BreakerX42
@BreakerX42 3 года назад
13:50 *me with monsuno cards* elder? You? Ha!
@55Andy555
@55Andy555 3 года назад
Everybody hates blue. Even people that play blue hate it when it's done to them.
@stevenclark2188
@stevenclark2188 3 года назад
I have one magic deck. It's a red-blue walls-and-Tims gimmick deck I built from cheap cards so I could play with my brain turned off if someone bothered me enough.
@crowcoregames1785
@crowcoregames1785 3 года назад
wait till airer finds out the irl card game comes with codes for the online one :)
@vibesforthevibegod3426
@vibesforthevibegod3426 3 года назад
I got rickrolled by the ad, this is the only ad over 30s i will watch trough
@Draco9909
@Draco9909 3 года назад
15:25 they're working on either a cartoon or live action (i forget which) but know that it's in production
@TmanTheTdog
@TmanTheTdog 3 года назад
9:55 *Slowly places down counterspell*
@texanjoecoffeehouse8141
@texanjoecoffeehouse8141 3 года назад
Don't drop money on cards...drop it on more 40k! =D
@chromwell7680
@chromwell7680 3 года назад
Excellent. And now, the only thing that remains is Adventure of Gobbo. And possibly the "I Like Girls" video. That sure is a thing that happened.
@HazySkies
@HazySkies 3 года назад
Inspiring Unicorn is good because any card that gives benefits to any number of your creatures is very useful in decks where you develop *lots* of creatures. If you have 10 creatures and your opponent has only 4, they can only block 4, so 6 get though, and because inspiring unicorn was among them, that's an extra 6 damage on top of whatever the rest deal, and that's only if you have *one* unicorn. If you have two and also have prized unicorn or noble quarry and they attacks too (everything must block that 1 creature if able), That means 9 get through, and that's an extra 18 damage on top of whatever else there is.
@jtherealmccoy5309
@jtherealmccoy5309 3 года назад
*Heroine Alter X snuggles with Airer while munching on Chocolate * Alter: Feel better * shows pouty face*
@omarmuniz1497
@omarmuniz1497 3 месяца назад
The cookie? Ya, that one baker that makes food golems.
@edschramm6757
@edschramm6757 3 года назад
I have played blue, but Its a splash, not a core color. Grixis (red/black/blue) is a combination I'm fond of, more in pioneer/historic. It's a very control heavy deck, but doesn't run many counterspells. I just run a heavy bracket of "destroy that" cards and use Planeswalkers as my win condition. Either one of the 6 different Chandras in the deck will set you on fire, or Bolas will end the game because you can't protect a Planeswalker/legendary creature from my 16-ish removal cards
@ryanchurchill5081
@ryanchurchill5081 Год назад
I have some red/black cards that just read as evil like you can't avoid damage it does -1/-1 counters, and you can't gain life. The card is everlasting torment.
@TheEmperorGulcasa
@TheEmperorGulcasa 3 года назад
I used to play magic a ton back in highschool and college. Wasted a lot of money and time, but it was a lot of fun. Sadly a lot of the local card stores died, most of my friends became busy and the product started coming out too fast. I still keep some old stuff like a cube to break out at gatherings, but I don't play actively anymore. The game itself is great, but it's too costly and time consuming to keep up.
@Airier
@Airier 3 года назад
Yeah, it's fun, but keeping up with everything new is expensive. I basically just have a few commander decks I keep, and only collect individual cards I want (if they're not too expensive). It makes it a lot more affordable that way (But starting fresh, we're getting a completely new tech, no. That's dead I'm going to break a few banks If you're trying to make something competitive right off the bat. 😅).
@TheEmperorGulcasa
@TheEmperorGulcasa 3 года назад
@@Airier Yeah, that's basically what I did for a while. Keep a few commander decks and just occasionally go to prereleases. But the main store we used to prerelease at closed and the only other one was too small to hold sizeable events. Now the friends I know who still play during the pandemic all have switched to Arena, but I'm not too keen on hopping on another freemium mobile game when I play Genshin, FGO and Arknights already. Nor do I look forward to rebuilding an online collection.
@lyndsaypeters5981
@lyndsaypeters5981 3 года назад
You have to look up the Thousand-Year storm card
@darkvizardking69
@darkvizardking69 3 года назад
If you want to get into a D&D based game on your phone warriors of waterdeep is a good one and it pulls dice rolls for effects and yes crits are a thing
@wellhello1575
@wellhello1575 2 года назад
I have played Knights of Pen and Paper and yes, it is pretty good as a 20-30 minute time waster.
@poutinemcflurry3544
@poutinemcflurry3544 3 года назад
The only two commander decks my friend has are a sliver tribal deck with the first sliver as a commander, and a jodah deck with a bunch of huge spells. I've never beaten the sliver deck, and the only time I've beaten the jodah deck is when he a) got mana screwed, or b) I kept copying acidic slime to destroy his lands and stop him from getting to one of each colour, (I felt like a total jerk doing that.)
@Airier
@Airier 3 года назад
Well, there is board wipe tribal. The deck works, but it's also dickish. Working on converting my 5color deck to Ramos right now (new ban on the current commander).
@poutinemcflurry3544
@poutinemcflurry3544 3 года назад
@@Airier Nice! I hope it works out. Sorry the commander got banned. It really sucks when a commander gets banned. But, Ramos is still a pretty cool commander! The deck sounds like it'd be a lot of fun!
@Airier
@Airier 3 года назад
No problem. And yeah, it was mostly a five color casting cost good stuff deck, so the commander doesn't really matter too much. 😁
@darthgriff3007
@darthgriff3007 3 года назад
rocker dwarf Paladin / goth elf cleric / jock dwarf Barbarian / lab rat elf mage / rich kid elf Ninja / that's my team and the games pretty fun but if you don't buy the DLC it gets little old
@MatijaReby
@MatijaReby 3 года назад
Netflix is making a Magic the Geathering anime, so thats gonna be a thing soon :D
@Airier
@Airier 3 года назад
O.O Woah. :)
@MatijaReby
@MatijaReby 3 года назад
i gotchu fam :)
@boredbakedpanda4207
@boredbakedpanda4207 3 года назад
Hey airier, terminal montage made another pokemon battle Royale. But with mega pokemon!!!
@huggelion
@huggelion 3 года назад
i love playing blue just because it makes the other player mad and even if i lose i win
@loganshaw9198
@loganshaw9198 3 года назад
I feel that is also why people play red.
@nes819
@nes819 3 года назад
1:08 ... what willpower? You convinced yourselve already.
@nes819
@nes819 3 года назад
1:13 i feel caled out.
@nes819
@nes819 3 года назад
13:01 It's in Majoras Mask. Also, holy mamoly, i knew that she was top tier but i didn't realize just How AWSOME Pretty Guardian realy is. Congrats on so many lvls.
@drakefire6675
@drakefire6675 2 года назад
I just noticed this, but Butts Mcgee is a 6/9 and the top is a 3/4.
@recaru0331
@recaru0331 3 года назад
Regarding Knights of PnP 2, its a great game thatsnot gonna suck the life out of your wallet. Highly recommend!
@v_vmat
@v_vmat 3 года назад
Well there is at least MTG manga, that follows Chandra on her early years (or something like that, I don't remember the plot very well)
@josephmunger8499
@josephmunger8499 3 года назад
Arena is on Android mobile. It's been my saving grace for magic since covid
@jerichospades8928
@jerichospades8928 3 года назад
I play red,blue,and black. Also I'll be waiting for your wallets obitsuary
@Shideous
@Shideous 3 года назад
If your computer is a potato. Ask Gothi for tech support.
@Airier
@Airier 3 года назад
That would be pretty awesome. Then I would have a poisoned potato on top of everything else! I see this as an absolute win. 😁
@BlackTempleGaurdian
@BlackTempleGaurdian 3 года назад
I remember seeing the MtG bit before?
@BlackTempleGaurdian
@BlackTempleGaurdian 3 года назад
Wait no, that was Puffin Forest
@sterlingmuse5808
@sterlingmuse5808 3 года назад
@@BlackTempleGaurdian Yeah, I had the same reaction upon first seeing the title lol
@Monsters_Rule
@Monsters_Rule 3 года назад
Why are you going to bug your wife to take you to the shop see right there that's the one person that could stop you from destroying your wallet!
@dominiquebyerd407
@dominiquebyerd407 3 года назад
I'm personally a primarily red/blue player
@BlackTempleGaurdian
@BlackTempleGaurdian 3 года назад
Knights of Pen and Paper doesn't just look good, it is good
@loganshaw9198
@loganshaw9198 3 года назад
Until you get to the troll part then epic voice over man "Let the grinding commence!"
@BlackTempleGaurdian
@BlackTempleGaurdian 3 года назад
@@loganshaw9198 But the grinding's FUN!
@loganshaw9198
@loganshaw9198 3 года назад
@@BlackTempleGaurdian true just unexpected.
@SojiroEX
@SojiroEX 3 года назад
Knights of Pen and Paper 2 is actually not that bad. It's perfectly serviceable as a casual time waster.
@MrKingJohnAnimations
@MrKingJohnAnimations 3 года назад
I like your videos my friend. You put a lot fo effort into your content and I believe in you! And have you already seen my Minercaft Animations by the way?
@abyssalvoid7206
@abyssalvoid7206 3 года назад
I've played knights of pen and paper 2. Pretty good, but people say they took out stuff from the original
@mahtimonni97
@mahtimonni97 3 года назад
How do you still *have* a wallet, after falling into the 40K sinkhole?
@geoshark12
@geoshark12 3 года назад
Just buy the “knights of pen and paper 2” from steam it way better and no micro transactions
@RaphaelRavenwing
@RaphaelRavenwing 3 года назад
If you have a card that gives you multiple attack turns wouldn't inspiring unicorn essentially be able to give all your other monsters +2/+2 instead since the buff lasts until the end of your turn? I ask as someone who's never actually played magic the gathering.
@sterlingmuse5808
@sterlingmuse5808 3 года назад
Yes, assuming you only got 2 attack phases. If Airier's deck somehow does more than that, it would add another for each attack phase. In other words, not SUPER useful, but just useful enough to be worth having in your deck if you have that strategy.
@RaphaelRavenwing
@RaphaelRavenwing 3 года назад
@@sterlingmuse5808 Hey, if it works it's a viable strategy, enemy rage be damned.
@sterlingmuse5808
@sterlingmuse5808 3 года назад
@@RaphaelRavenwing As someone who's played a little Magic, I just feel like there are better strategies. But this one is in the "would work" category at least. I'm probably a bit biased because the decks I borrowed allowed easy access to monsters with very high Attack - most of them were between 5 and 9, simply because of how the decks worked and how they made it easier to summon stronger ones.
@BreakerX42
@BreakerX42 3 года назад
Does anyone know when the Gem Dragon UA will go live in Dnd beyond?
@tobiaspause1775
@tobiaspause1775 3 месяца назад
Also have WAAY too many MtG cards.
@overseerlemoine4707
@overseerlemoine4707 3 года назад
What are those of us who play blue black combo :P
@lucusjadryev4942
@lucusjadryev4942 3 года назад
Yes
@omarmuniz1497
@omarmuniz1497 3 месяца назад
Will power was gone at 1:05
@dioliksniper5618
@dioliksniper5618 3 года назад
Why is my favorite color being hated on? No like... I do want context, since I do not play Magic, or at least most resent Magic
@dioliksniper5618
@dioliksniper5618 3 года назад
Nvm, I think I found it out
@dioliksniper5618
@dioliksniper5618 3 года назад
Wait, did I play Magic or Hearthstone? Either way, it was fun, until I couldn’t beat the final AI opponent that I needed to, to play anything else.
@Xinoz2
@Xinoz2 3 года назад
17:17 but can it run Crysis?
@Airier
@Airier 3 года назад
Depends how loose your definition of "runs" is. :)
@Xinoz2
@Xinoz2 3 года назад
Will it explode like a fragmentation grenade or not
@Armorion
@Armorion 3 года назад
Hope you're having a nice day
@awesomeswifter1138
@awesomeswifter1138 3 года назад
Can definitely tell by your reaction ls youve been out of the game for at least a few years then
@genostellar
@genostellar 3 года назад
Is there really that much difference between the real and digital card games? Ether way it's talking about the cards and making you want them.
@Airier
@Airier 3 года назад
Yeah, the digital game actually is only including cards from the last couple years. So the vast majority of the card game is still out of reach for the digital version.
@genostellar
@genostellar 3 года назад
@@Airier I see. Sometimes I wonder why it takes so long to program in all of the cards, but I guess it's tougher than I think.
@miraculousabridged2857
@miraculousabridged2857 3 года назад
mentally advanced series when?!
@dndknower
@dndknower 3 года назад
Yeeeeeeeeee
@hendeyjagger7489
@hendeyjagger7489 3 года назад
Knights of Pen & Paper2 LP or Stream when?
@dicedrago8182
@dicedrago8182 3 года назад
Maybe you can play knights of pen and paper 2 on the channel
@williamwalton9154
@williamwalton9154 3 года назад
Hey, check out Comanders Quarters for very budget commander decks that still slap.
@skyler9643
@skyler9643 3 года назад
LMAO, they all become not budget anymore within an hour of release.
@williamwalton9154
@williamwalton9154 3 года назад
@@skyler9643 sigh...true, but still not crazy.
@leonshirogane5541
@leonshirogane5541 3 года назад
nerd or geek ? why not both ? gerd ? neek ? btw bees not evil wasp is :V
@sterlingmuse5808
@sterlingmuse5808 3 года назад
Bees are just flies with a special move. Wasps are death with wings.
@OmegaXMaster
@OmegaXMaster 3 года назад
Orzhov ftw!
@Rydelen
@Rydelen 3 года назад
I play blue...
@wadestevenson5984
@wadestevenson5984 3 года назад
Nerd addiction
@Jamol832
@Jamol832 3 года назад
Don’t tell your wife
@NagolM
@NagolM 3 года назад
You got the 6/9 the 69 but did you get 3/4 the r34 lol
@skyhawk554
@skyhawk554 3 года назад
Jeskai colors and hexproof you say? Mostly play Commander? I think I know your deck, and I'm judging you. Harshly. Take Merceadia's Downfall or Shared Animosity instead, they are better in every way that matters. Also check out EDHrec. Their website is full of useful information for Commander players and they have a channel here on youtube you may want to look at.
@hendeyjagger7489
@hendeyjagger7489 3 года назад
Geeking Nerd.
@cassieschuckenbrock4488
@cassieschuckenbrock4488 3 года назад
Honestly knights of pen and paper +1 edition is better
@beruktsehaye1018
@beruktsehaye1018 3 года назад
Watch his crap guide to monster hunter please