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@TheIllusiveMan11
@TheIllusiveMan11 6 месяцев назад
1:16 - For anyone who is curious, if both sides missed in a duel, and the offended party was satisfied, the duel would be over. If the offended party was not satisfied they would simply reload and go again. This would continue until either one of the two was dead or three shots were fired with no hits. After three shots the duel would end as more than that was considered 'barbaric'.
@kathorsees
@kathorsees 5 месяцев назад
I wonder whether "barbaric" was just code for having mercy on the guys with bad aim/no desire to kill another human being over smth trivial.
@3asianassassin
@3asianassassin 5 месяцев назад
​@@kathorseesthe worst barbarians and savages are those who believed they were the only civilized ones
@willforest5302
@willforest5302 5 месяцев назад
at that point, got has pretty much told them that they both should live
@tiahnarodriguez3809
@tiahnarodriguez3809 5 месяцев назад
⁠@@kathorsees Likely barbaric as in people without decorum would shoot more than 3 times. In a time where being a gentleman and following rules was high valued, you didn’t want to go against decorum.
@kathorsees
@kathorsees 5 месяцев назад
@@tiahnarodriguez3809 That's what it says on the tin. As in, that's the most literal interpretation. However, historical people weren't that different from us - oftentimes, they just found a prettier name for something just to save face. You know, just like people say "well, that job wasn't really that good anyway, that company sucks" after their friend fails an interview? Just to sort of help them save face/not hurt their feelings/smooth over the topic? Well, I think this might be the same thing, but for people who can't aim at all or who didn't actually want to take part in the duel or hurt someone (which is a totally good thing).
@smittyvanjagermanjenson182
@smittyvanjagermanjenson182 6 месяцев назад
Holy shit that "what if Hitler saw a bunch of famous movies and believed in them" skit was incredible 😂
@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 6 месяцев назад
It's less "what if hitler saw a bunch of famous movies" and more "all these famous movies focused on supernatural elements and used Nazis as the main villains, what if we used that?"
@Nunya_Bidness_53
@Nunya_Bidness_53 6 месяцев назад
"Melty melty mellltyyy!!"
@illusiveman8561
@illusiveman8561 5 месяцев назад
..... He did. So did Stalin. So did Churchill. They all invested lots to research the occult
@zacharybutler5944
@zacharybutler5944 5 месяцев назад
Pretty close to reality, too. Dude was a freak for 19teens YA fiction and demanded his generals act more like his favorite characters
@marcleblanc3602
@marcleblanc3602 4 месяца назад
He did, von brown showed him > Woman on Moon, and agreed to Rockets.
@davidgriffin7770
@davidgriffin7770 2 года назад
That nostradamus joke is genius
@Circa1628
@Circa1628 2 года назад
...kinda true. Einstein was a horrible husband to his first wife. She was a extraordinary woman who attended university, amazing at this time, but had to give it all up to raise Albert's children.Then Einstein left her+kids to marry his younger cousin.
@malikaigiday8351
@malikaigiday8351 Год назад
Wtf
@Circa1628
@Circa1628 Год назад
@@malikaigiday8351 yeah, don't look to closely at your heros.
@marcuswalker3409
@marcuswalker3409 Год назад
DAFUQ?!
@Circa1628
@Circa1628 Год назад
Very true
@josecrane4132
@josecrane4132 9 месяцев назад
Who marries their own cousin?
@knightofarnor2552
@knightofarnor2552 2 года назад
The one with Franklin, I thought it was going to be a reference to a long letter he wrote explaining why older women make superior mistresses, in which he observed that the lower half of a woman's body consistently deteriorates less with age, and that if seeing the upper half is too unpleasant, you can always just have her wear a sack over her top half.
@msk-qp6fn
@msk-qp6fn Год назад
He's equally woke and not at the same time 😂😂😂
@ms.annthrope415
@ms.annthrope415 7 месяцев назад
Must have learned that at the Hellfire Club.
@SpottedHares
@SpottedHares 6 месяцев назад
He also mentioned post metapose women couldn’t get pregnant so that was a bonus.
@MrGksarathy
@MrGksarathy 6 месяцев назад
​@@SpottedHaresHe did have a lot of love children running around...
@TheNinjaJesusRises
@TheNinjaJesusRises 6 месяцев назад
Ben Franklin: America's Pervert
@BankruptMonkey
@BankruptMonkey 2 года назад
Words cannot describe my feelings towards the gladiator tiger revenge, but fireworks sure illustrate those feelings
@EssexAggiegrad2011
@EssexAggiegrad2011 Год назад
I want that to be real
@DeadCatX2
@DeadCatX2 3 месяца назад
I am pretty sure the tiger was voiced by the guy who did Chris from Family Guy
@ChristianofEngland
@ChristianofEngland Год назад
The Hitler piece was absolutely hilarious 😂😂 Alilies "let's see where this goes"😂😂
@unemiryune9322
@unemiryune9322 7 месяцев назад
except for muricans didn't take Berlin
@KeyboardBuster
@KeyboardBuster 7 месяцев назад
Melty melty melty!
@unseeliesperg6130
@unseeliesperg6130 7 месяцев назад
I just worry about my fellow Americans education if they think the US military captured Berlin instead of the Soviet Union. That's kinda a big important fact of the war.
@Magnetcross
@Magnetcross 6 месяцев назад
Captain America’s, Hellboys, and Indiana jones antagonists 💀
@AIRWAY26
@AIRWAY26 6 месяцев назад
@@unseeliesperg6130 I worry about my fellow europeans when they get upset over robot chicken sketeches
@annabaker8137
@annabaker8137 Год назад
Fun fact: Abraham Lincoln is in the Wrestling Hall of Fame for his 300-1 wins.
@doctorrussia
@doctorrussia 7 месяцев назад
And the 1 lose was a match he threw
@hawawah8671
@hawawah8671 7 месяцев назад
Abraham Lincoln was once challenged to a duel. Getting to choose the weapons he chose broadswords and intimidated his opponent by cutting off tall branches before the duel so he called it off.
@gabrielflores7372
@gabrielflores7372 7 месяцев назад
Abraham linkin vampire hunter
@gabrielflores7372
@gabrielflores7372 7 месяцев назад
😂😭just kidding that’s a cool badass movie
@WesPilkinton-fe1ei
@WesPilkinton-fe1ei 2 месяца назад
Kinda makes me wonder if the civil war was just a WWE/WWF grudge match😂
@Blundabus1337
@Blundabus1337 6 месяцев назад
2:57 I'm real glad robot chicken didn't just have him shot and that guy was like "lets see where this goes" because I would do the same. The unarmed leader of the enemy army intentionally blinding himself talking about ghosts sounds like a great story to tell later.
@chadhOneAtl
@chadhOneAtl 7 месяцев назад
1:32 this is historically accurate. The dueling guns of that era were intentionally made inaccurate and often misinterpreted as being lethal. While they certainly had that capability and many died. The more common outcome was the two duelist would miss. All for show.
@bostonrailfan2427
@bostonrailfan2427 7 месяцев назад
they had up until they raised their guns to fire to retract the duel or retract the inflammatory statement that sparked the duel…knowing that there’s a chance of dying made most do one pr the other!
@skeletorlikespotatoes7846
@skeletorlikespotatoes7846 6 месяцев назад
Um no they weren't. Otherwise there wouldn't have been so many dead
@skeletorlikespotatoes7846
@skeletorlikespotatoes7846 6 месяцев назад
It was not for show at all. More historical revisionism. These dudes were entirely ready to die. The amount of people dying of duels at the rate historically completely debunks your claim. Research more please 😅
@SpottedHares
@SpottedHares 6 месяцев назад
@@skeletorlikespotatoes7846only a little research shows that the reason a lot of people died was just how common duals were. Even if a small percentage ended in death that’s still a lot of lethal duals. Granted this is just basic math you should have learned in first grade so it might be to complex.
@skeletorlikespotatoes7846
@skeletorlikespotatoes7846 6 месяцев назад
@@SpottedHares 5 mins of research shows that on the Continent scratch rifling dominated and smooth bore was seen as MORE dishonorable. Smooth bore is NOT inaccurate. At the distance they shot at it's usually gonna be 90 percent of the times every accurate. Scratch rifling simply enhanced this. So unfortunately you all are completely wrong. People want to desperately try to take away the romanticism of their ancestors to make them feel better. The reality is these men were totally willing to die for this.
@michma121
@michma121 2 года назад
Abe, "Hey, Robert E Lee, where do you think you're going? We still got three scores and seven kicks to the balls to go!" Uh, what balls would those be? Pretty sure they're gone by now.
@wizofauzz
@wizofauzz 7 месяцев назад
It's more the principle of the thing.
@charlottewalnut3118
@charlottewalnut3118 6 месяцев назад
At least he didn’t get skull fucked by a bullet, Abraham Lincoln, first dictator of the United States capped by an actor
@zombwars7749
@zombwars7749 6 месяцев назад
It's actually sad because Robert E Lee was actually a very much respected General. He was offered command of the union military but his state left the union forcing him to fight for his home defending their wishes. Just from this it is obvious that his only loyalty was to family. After the war ended he became a well respected military tactician and taught at universities becoming the president of Washington and Lee University. Even though he sided with Democrats after the war, it wasn't because he didn't like policy of republicans, but however the harsh treatment from them to the south political atmosphere which lasted years after the war. The Joke in other words was a great disrespect for a very respectful Confederate and Union General who is widely accepted as playing a major role in reunification of the nation after the war. Many would consider him racist but he agreed with abolition but didn't want the previous slaves to be capable of voting for a small time after being freed until they could be re-integrated and self sustainable as the votes could have been embarrassing quite possibly. His fear of this of course ended up being quite an over reaction however he did have a point as education was extremely poor for many of the freed slaves something that certain political figures used as an unfair advantage having taken many of the things the freed slaves had been given including land in some incredibly terrible ways.
@parisking2939
@parisking2939 5 месяцев назад
87 kicks to the balls
@fennekinflames7095
@fennekinflames7095 5 месяцев назад
And the perfect cut when they start again. Genius.
@paulmwilson62
@paulmwilson62 5 месяцев назад
To be fair, people didn't stick their head in the oven while it was hot. They blew out the pilot light and turned on the gas so they asphyxiated themselves. That being said, that was hilarious.
@cc-to
@cc-to 5 месяцев назад
When I was a kid I was traumatized by an old movie reference to putting one's head in the oven, until much much later I learned what you've just said. The cooking gas piped into a lot of city homes of the day was not the methane/ethane "natural gas" we use now, but a byproduct of processing coal into coke that was a mixture of hydrogen and, seriously, carbon monoxide. And of course no odor agent added either.
@modernsophist
@modernsophist 5 месяцев назад
That Pythagoras skit was not too far from the truth on how he treated his pupils.
@foxymetroid
@foxymetroid 5 месяцев назад
Wasn't he the guy who killed a student for asking what the square root of 2 was? Apparently he really hated the idea of irrational numbers.
@jeremiaas15
@jeremiaas15 5 месяцев назад
@@foxymetroid It's hard to say with Pythagoras and his desciples, because none of their writtings survived. Everything we know of them is from people who opposed their ideals.
@Jack-kb5nb
@Jack-kb5nb Год назад
Want to know the smartest thing to ever come out of your mouth? Mine Doodle! God-tier
@davidgriffin7770
@davidgriffin7770 2 года назад
That pompei money joke is genius
@twiceshy9773
@twiceshy9773 2 года назад
Okay that last one was pretty good
@user-se5gh5po1m
@user-se5gh5po1m 11 месяцев назад
Great stuff boba Fett
@Abelhawk
@Abelhawk 2 года назад
The last two minutes were pure gold!
@changer_of_ways_999
@changer_of_ways_999 5 месяцев назад
6:07 That's no way to talk to your cousin, Albert!
@KyleShiflet13666
@KyleShiflet13666 7 месяцев назад
The Mark Twain sketch is perfect
@chideraalexanderdex547
@chideraalexanderdex547 5 месяцев назад
How so
@matthewvo8950
@matthewvo8950 Год назад
6:46 AWW, SO THATS HOW BABIES ARE BORN?!?!
@RonJohn63
@RonJohn63 3 месяца назад
6:23 You don't stick it in a _hot_ oven, you stick it in an oven full of natural gas, thereby suffocating yourself. 9:55 That sounds a whole lot like Chris Griffin.
@giacchina
@giacchina 8 месяцев назад
6:36 You’re supposed to turn on the gas and disconnect the actual heating element so you just pass out and die from inhalation, not fire
@twiceshy9773
@twiceshy9773 2 года назад
...you're not supposed to light the oven Sylvia🤦‍♀️
@bigredracingteam9642
@bigredracingteam9642 7 месяцев назад
And it takes a lot of time if your oven is electric.
@peartree460
@peartree460 2 года назад
Lets see where this goes. Epic.
@SidStrife
@SidStrife 2 года назад
I laughed pretty hard at that one.
@joshacollins84
@joshacollins84 7 месяцев назад
Historical jokes, more like HYSTERICAL jokes!😂
@faithslayer202
@faithslayer202 4 месяца назад
(4:33) I loves this more as Doctor Octopus from Spiderman 2 is voicing Nostradamus. No joke, that's Alfred Molina who played Doc Ock.
@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94
Yep! Totally with you! 😂
@jaredmn8580
@jaredmn8580 6 месяцев назад
The Class of 1962 skit is so sad but funny 😂
@HarbingerOfBattle
@HarbingerOfBattle 6 месяцев назад
You want to know what Abe really kept in his hat? Important papers, letters and documents.
@zanthimos
@zanthimos 5 месяцев назад
2024: they're coming out with a Gladiator 2!!! Can you freaking believe that! I will ONLY watch it if the tiger reprises his role.
@captaintristan1176
@captaintristan1176 4 месяца назад
The JFK one was so cold
@freddiescragg
@freddiescragg 6 месяцев назад
Apparently, Abraham Lincoln used to keep several important documents tucked inside his hat. Strange but true 🤔
@Nicholas-ks8xp
@Nicholas-ks8xp Год назад
87 kicks to the balls is a cruel plot
@Allie-jo6in
@Allie-jo6in 5 месяцев назад
6:23 6:27 6:34 every time she screams like that it sounds like she’s going on Dudley Do-Right‘s Ripsaw Falls in the big final drop!!!
@joshuadelgado1286
@joshuadelgado1286 6 месяцев назад
This is how gladiator 2 should go
@masterxl97
@masterxl97 6 месяцев назад
9:07 Why in God’s name was that guy randomly played by Christopher Lloyd!?
@christophercanzoneri2962
@christophercanzoneri2962 6 месяцев назад
I'm pretty sure I heard a little bit of June Foray in their too.
@g1rhines
@g1rhines 5 месяцев назад
The Phythagoras one was so inaccurate because he didn't drown the kid.
@24pavlo
@24pavlo 5 месяцев назад
Pythagorean theorem was known long before Pythagoras.
@supersizesenpai
@supersizesenpai 6 месяцев назад
6:07 will never fail to make me laugh.
@Ch50304
@Ch50304 5 месяцев назад
I love the Nostradamus one, so funny.
@thecomplexitiesoftheobvious
@thecomplexitiesoftheobvious 5 месяцев назад
He is a beast. 🤣
@scottylewis8124
@scottylewis8124 Год назад
Alfred Molina as Nostredamus.
@megatronjenkins2473
@megatronjenkins2473 3 месяца назад
5:40 reminded of an OOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD Tales From The Crypt comic i read when i was 12, about a man who wore a stovepipe hat ALL THE TIME. Turned out he was a conjoined twin, at the top of the skull. One died, but because they shared a brain, they had to cut off the dead twin at the neck, forcing the other to wear a tall hat every day of his life.
@bostonrailfan2427
@bostonrailfan2427 7 месяцев назад
perfect finale, they did history right with that one!
@LateralThinkerer
@LateralThinkerer 6 месяцев назад
Please tell me that was actually George Carlin doing Nostradamus..
@markwolfe8537
@markwolfe8537 Год назад
I wood love to see part 2
@Adenfall
@Adenfall 5 месяцев назад
I wanna see a movie where a gladiator and a tiger team up together
@drewzero1
@drewzero1 6 месяцев назад
9:05 Early hackers? That's "The" Hacker, to you!
@germansojopagan7381
@germansojopagan7381 Год назад
There should be a postal service 😆😆😆😆😆
@bobafett22005
@bobafett22005 2 года назад
Of course my least viewed video is the "educational" one lol jk.
@kaizermengele6669
@kaizermengele6669 Год назад
I may be a history buff but you’re right. I honestly didn’t notice that in your vid’s!
@KujaroJotu
@KujaroJotu 7 месяцев назад
0:41 I wish I encountered more situations where I could use this quote.
@BlindingDarkness1111
@BlindingDarkness1111 6 месяцев назад
I love Mark Twain...go figure 😁
@EthanDarke
@EthanDarke 3 месяца назад
I know it's just a funny sketch, but from what I understand about old dueling; that video isn't too far from the truth with how it ends 😆 If both parties fired but neither was injured, they could both agree that honor had been restored because each was willing to show and risk death
@reggyjohnson9083
@reggyjohnson9083 3 месяца назад
4:38 Classic Alfred
@Jebu911
@Jebu911 6 месяцев назад
Fun fact: in real historical pistol duels if they both missed they would just stop or challenge again. Usually they both were satisfied tho.
@rahulshah1408
@rahulshah1408 2 года назад
I think the Lincoln one makes the most sense. Booth is a hero (maybe not).
@markwolfe8537
@markwolfe8537 Год назад
I can’t believe that
@thetophatnerd2664
@thetophatnerd2664 Год назад
History channel in a nutshell
@speedbuggyphsycoteddy1976
@speedbuggyphsycoteddy1976 3 месяца назад
6:47 um I guess that’s how babies are found?
@corruptangel6793
@corruptangel6793 6 месяцев назад
You're a tiger. Be a tiger!
@domvasta
@domvasta 5 месяцев назад
Pythagoras didn't discover the Pythagorean theorem, it was known hundreds of years before he was born there are even sumerian tablets that mention it
@gabrielflores7372
@gabrielflores7372 7 месяцев назад
I have to see more robot chicken
@xanderc88
@xanderc88 6 месяцев назад
That tiger fight was probably edited out from the original movie😂
@VincentAmbrosioSalad
@VincentAmbrosioSalad 5 месяцев назад
Robot Chicken was memes before memes they don’t get enough credit
@Nunya_Bidness_53
@Nunya_Bidness_53 6 месяцев назад
Somebody tell Sylvia you're not supposed to *light* the oven
@doublezero2001
@doublezero2001 6 месяцев назад
Fighting needless wars and Lee were the best
@GalenNight
@GalenNight Год назад
3:02 3:05 4:29 6:10
@kanjo4976
@kanjo4976 3 месяца назад
5:27 whoever wrote this skit 😂😂😂
@aliciahadfield9558
@aliciahadfield9558 2 месяца назад
He sounds like Kelsey grammer 4:37
@gabrielflores7372
@gabrielflores7372 7 месяцев назад
I totally forgot theese shorts
@joshuaolsoncook
@joshuaolsoncook 7 месяцев назад
Remember when The Immortal beat up The Confederacy? Good times.
@gabrielflores7372
@gabrielflores7372 7 месяцев назад
I only remember the chucky marvel sc Mario brothers some god ones and Popeye cartoon ones the flintstones scooby doo sponge bob and the evil girl just that lijet
@gabrielflores7372
@gabrielflores7372 7 месяцев назад
Let the robot chicken marathon begin
@hermionegardener3796
@hermionegardener3796 6 месяцев назад
Mein Doodle.
@ricardonb6375
@ricardonb6375 2 года назад
Shame that there's not joke about Hitler and Benoit
@91mrpogi
@91mrpogi Год назад
You mean Adolf Hitler and professional wrestler Chris benoit?
@ricardonb6375
@ricardonb6375 Год назад
Yes, and it seems nowadays people treat the two as one and the same
@suchiuomizu
@suchiuomizu 6 месяцев назад
@@ricardonb6375 Imagine being as stupid as this guy.
@queenratiganthefirst5442
@queenratiganthefirst5442 Год назад
Is Oog voiced by the same guy who voiced Dewey Duck?
@wreckitralphfan0017
@wreckitralphfan0017 Год назад
Pretty sure it is
@BusyMEOW
@BusyMEOW 7 месяцев назад
But where's the Edison skits, showing how much of an asshole he was? The last one was cool! 🐯
@kevinlane1219
@kevinlane1219 10 месяцев назад
"The power of God is mine to command." That was so arrogant of him. Personally myself, I'm agnostic, and I even I believe no human mortal can command God's power, even with the 10 Commandments.
@bobafett22005
@bobafett22005 10 месяцев назад
He's literally Hitler! Of course he's going to say terrible things.
@user-vq6fd3bb6y
@user-vq6fd3bb6y 5 месяцев назад
9:55 did one of the family guy charters voice the tiger?
@mrcollin011
@mrcollin011 5 месяцев назад
Yes, It's Seth Green, the voice of Chris and the creator of robot chicken.
@jjherandez343
@jjherandez343 Год назад
16 deaths
@jjherandez343
@jjherandez343 Год назад
These my favorite funny moments 1:12 3:27 4:33 5:33 6:10 8:35
@gabrielflores7372
@gabrielflores7372 7 месяцев назад
Harry Potter robot chicken anybody
@williamjameshoffer4405
@williamjameshoffer4405 6 месяцев назад
The class of 1962 skit is a really strange error. The US's deaths in Vietnam did not exceed 59,000. The class of 1962 contained roughly 1.2 million able bodied males. It is highly unlikely for anyone in that dance to die in Vietnam.
@animefrederick4502
@animefrederick4502 7 месяцев назад
Randy Cunningham?
@AncientRylanor69
@AncientRylanor69 5 месяцев назад
T
@DasPitchfork
@DasPitchfork 3 месяца назад
I'm gonna be that guy. "The allies have taken Berlin" at 1:51 was *technically* true, but there were no American or English units involved in the Battle of Berlin. It was all the Soviets. Speaking as an American, it's really kind of crazy how we skirt around the fact.
@phineascampbell3103
@phineascampbell3103 5 месяцев назад
I'm sorry, but some of those were not historically accurate.
@gabrielflores7372
@gabrielflores7372 7 месяцев назад
Robot chickeb
@aymanskef3630
@aymanskef3630 2 месяца назад
Not even one joke is funny
@LASLOEGRI
@LASLOEGRI 5 месяцев назад
I’ve had the misfortune to watch a few robot chickens and found nothing but disrespectful spins and hateful nonsense. Total crap.
@sirraf23
@sirraf23 4 месяца назад
That neanderthal rap made me cringe hard.
@JonLundgren
@JonLundgren 7 месяцев назад
Mark Twain. That was beautiful. It’s not Illegal to be an asshole.
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