Robot Presentation - SNL 

Timidly straight in a hot way XD

Uhhh....

But it's sadly a fact that he raised super valid points, but was made out to be homophobic or anti gay. You should not have a robot programmed for office work have ANY sexual feelings, or at least not discuss them for no reason.

Hi

@@EvilLoynis yeah that's the joke

yes !

A calculator is manual. This is a robot that moves it's mouth in a humanlike way, can walk, and interact with anything and anyone. It's so much more impressive.

@@aj9777 the guy literally said "wow that was fast"

@@fruitypeebils Because the robot heard the info, processed it, and returned it in human speech while articulating its mouth like a human faster than any human could. I get what you're saying, but I just think that would be pretty cool.

@@aj9777 let us now conclude the most pointless argument that 2 people have ever had

You should check out David Kirk Taylor

Yup. Have you seen the Pizza Town sketch?

The rapid blinking was my favorite lol

Truly. What a great actor Beck Bennett is.

I thought the same! 👌🏻

Same 🤣🤣🤣

Me too. Every now and then I think of this one it is so funny.

do you also have the urge to do the little gay dance that goes along with it lmao? i know it'll be stuck in my head for a while

Do you happen to be gay by any chance loll

@@alkeenan7906 no but my boyfriend is gay

Functional as an after sex snack when your guests come over.

Fafgar ii

Now you know lol

Fafgar Thats not chocolate pudding

chitownbearsfan 34 what is it then

I was looking for this comment

They hang at Spiceys !

@Billy Bob Jamal it's got everything: Gay robots, laser beams, MTV's DAN CORTESE...

It’s like that thing where you and a stack of your friends all smoosh really close together and pretend to be paper so a gay office robot can pretend to staple you all together with his powerful robot thighs

@@pandapanda8354 😂😂😂

Natalie Alfera dude I was ur 1,000 like... that actually felt so cool to do

Liam Q oof

Natalie Alfera yep😂

how did you get 2 top comments you are a legend

Jesus my hearing is the worst. All I heard was "Oh boy, (ancient alien language)"

I do.

So you're also a coward?

@@Hopeswilldie yes

no thanks lol i know a few gay people and uh they dont walk like that at all lolol

666 likes? I can't mess that up.

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was SOO perfect and the head tilt at the end. I would've never thought of the tongue thing. So genius.

what a shy gay robot XDXDXD

"Life, don't talk to me about Life" -Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Why. Why. Why was I programmed to feel pain

Ooh. AI rights movement? Pass me the popcorn.

The cruelest thing you could do to a robot is downloading norton antivirus on it.

I don't believe AI would ever be able to feel anything, at least to what understanding we have of emotion and pain. However this is something I find interesting as many people would likely agree with that statement, but would also not think the same way about bringing children into the world.

He was programmed that way.

He kept a gay one

Because kyle and beck NEVER break

Are you saying he should have had a gay face? Come on!

Natalie Alfera cause snl hasn’t been funny since the old days

Ikr 😳

you've watched this too many times

Does he not just blink when the camera isn't on him?

MsKillerqueen5 i

my favorite part.

Eric Rivera ㅌ

😂

They probably rehearsed it dozens of times until they stopped laughing like crazy )))

Robert House plus Kyle

I appreciate that you said "good" instead of "great." The attention to detail deserves acknowledgement.

You are so fucking right.

that skit would have been perfectly fine without him...

Same

4:55

He's hilarious 😅

That's what he said.

That was impressive. I tried not blinking just for the group shot when they turned him on and I couldn’t do it. Legit.

😏

Well, it is a robot.

thats my B-Boy 5000

Yes. He's the male Kristen Wiig!

@@ixlnxs That's an insult to Wiig.

Truth

@@ayokay123 omg thank you. I'm still waiting to see Keenan do something funny, also without a big grin slapped on his face.

@@jerrysizzler44 I HATE that perpetual grin. Soooo annoying. It's in every line he delivers. For the life of me, I can't figure out why folks like him.

The bad part is that she is a long time cast member and nobody knows her name. She constantly fakes "breaking character" and laughing.

@@ricardogranados721Oh please. Aidy is a national treasure and millions of people know her name. 😅

Me too!

​@@ricardogranados721Maaaan Aidy leads the most popular SNL skit to date. Get to know your characters bruh!

I legit almost thought he was a robot

Me too

Me too, the guy is able to bring something interesting to every skit

Watch the charlie chaplin speech in the great dictator. Amazing speech with no blinking!

Yes, we all watched it same as you.

@@solojammer9500 calm down

@Squidtastic OWO eh? I mean I would want a gay robot so I guess market and demand amirite?

Sean in Korea lets turn him on!

helix is also a name for a garden snail

Welp, i cant use this name anymore.....

lol

Does that mean you cant store up to 50TB of data?

😂😂😂😂😂 Here I go watch out coming through

*“here I go watch out coming through”* 💁‍♂️

_Here I go watch out coming through_

aiera k the sequel should show the robots actually working in the office

"Working it".

How about Butch Robot? 🌈🙂😉😀

John Edward Cabrera HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA!!!

in the year 2019 that will never, ever happen. although I agree with you.

😂😂😂😂

I think the reason this is in my recommended is cause of Mr. Zed vids

This doesn’t make sense

GOOOOOD

The comedy manuals should be dropping from overhead at any time...

LOL

no, alan turing preferred little latin men

what do you mean? i thought this was alan turing

Not funny ! 🤨

Meghan Elaraby you must be fun at parties 🧐

he blinked a few times but he did a great job playing the robot, especially the "robot walk" had me laughing.

k constantine Yeah, that whole time before they switched him on, his eyes didn't even twitch!

He probably blinks when the camera is not on him lol.

k constantine I saw him blink

I do not know how he did not even crack a smile while he was gay walking - He really is one of the top performers on this show

Shut up

easy. it would be a hardcore conservative christian minister.

Obi Wan Kenobi its a robot how could it be a hardcore conservative christian minister if it is meant to help around the workplace? You make no sense

@@fedism its a robot, why would it be gay? ... are your parents siblings?

@@obiwankenobi661 wise... you are not hm?

400th like

To see him "pretend" to be a gay robot.

"THE TWINK!"

@@Charlezard. 😂😂😂

Why?

@@rickhopper2732 Kate McKinnon is a lesbian

lesbians dont walk like that though

@GPK131 Thanks for alerting me. I will now walk like that.

No, that'd have disproven the reporter's observation that the robot walks gay.

Who doesn't?

.... followed by the smirk was so perfect !

That's what the robot Zed.🤣

Ropsana Khanom "Oh boy you really stepped in it now." I was dying!

this is fucking horrrible

.. really? Well you are entitled to what you like. 🤨

Just shows how horrible SNL is

Jacob Allen lighten up

YES, YES, YES!

That's just satire. You don't have to what I call 'clarify' that it's what you call it.

Just like the modern SJWs do with everything

Evan Faas Wait is he gay?

+Connor Worley no, he is married to natasha lyonne

yes he does!!!

That's Fred Armisen and he always looks like that when you put him in a long wig (whether or not he's playing a man). I think it's because he has a very androgynous face (which is why his Prince impression is so spot-on and why some of his celebrity impressions are women).

I thought they was Dora the exploras

It is Edna's twin. He designs too , only its robots.

“The guy on the right”

Clever.

Hey Ralph! I got it.

Ralph Forde nice

hehe I see what you did there

Well done.

OMG DUDE SO GAY

I will never forget that skit where they just started making out with each other, lmao

do you remeber what it was called or about

Dating Show with John Cena

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE 😍 these two guys - just great!

Yeah, we should protest SNL and have him fired. Absolutely disgusting what he did.

Cancel culture smh

I can’t tell if this thread is being sarcastic or not.

#fredarmisenisoverparty

@@shoomert it was such an obnoxious thing to say, it's obvious trolling. No one is that stupid... right???

@Nick I'm Jewish

@Dave Micolichek so?

Erik Shaw because he's Fred Armisen. That's all.

Erik Shaw heheheh

Me too

Erik Shaw wasn't he the host?

maybe he had some time and wanted to drop by

@Michael Richmond Jr must be tough to be insecure.

@@Zerueru How is he insecure? It might be rudely homophobic but it doesn't illustrate an insecurity.

I thought that too!

Okay thanks for letting us know

Mr. Zed is better...

@@josephl.662 I agree

Mr. Zed is a legend, unbeatable.

Bring back Zed

GOOOOOOOOOD

Hay is for horses, chicken and fish!

Fun fact: straight cows eat the same thing.

Henry Tawnn Nah, just straight hay. No extra vowels.

@@benmiller404 Well, that's gaaaaaaaaay.

also 100% of cows are female.....soooo......even if they could talk and ate hay, the wouldnt say it like that....

Pretty much how the whole country feels about the gay agenda. No one wants to get involved or called homophobic. Anyone who fights against it is cancelled so better to stay silent.

@@paulgage7495 yes I'm sure famously right wing SNL is making a comment on the "gay agenda" Or maybe you're insane and nobody is pushing an agenda on you. People who talk like this usually seek out things to be outraged at on the internet, and then talk about an agenda even though you're going to sources that talk about it. Actually a crazy person comment.

@@connerhursh4204 Enjoy your gay robots. Calling people insane for understanding the joke just shows you don't get it.

@@connerhursh4204 You are gay!

@@connerhursh4204 butthurt right-wingers just can't face the facts that SNL makes fun of _everyone,_ including gay people. And that the gay people themselves are probably the first to make fun of it. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Kate wrote this sketch.

txmoney this right here is literally how tumblr collectively tries to force everything in all entertainment to be gay in their heads for no reason

txmoney Yeah, it reflects that gay people are finally looked at as equals, I agree.

southrules You can be equal without being PC, oblivious, pretending that gay culture (or culture) doesn't exist, or constantly forcing your sexuality on people in inappropriate situations. If the robot were heterosexual, went on endlessly about how it liked voluptuous women, and walked like a child pretending to be the Fonz, it would be off-putting, too. Real equality means being held to the same standard. At this point, the robot is supposed to be demonstrating its processing capabilities - not telling a bunch of strangers the intricacies of its sex life. Did you really miss the entire point of the sketch? On a related note, leptitFelix22 said that if a heterosexual female robot did the same thing, everyone would be ok with it. I said: "That's a good point. But not everyone acts like the cast of the Jersey Shore. Plenty of the press would be wondering why the female office robot is being demonstrated as an obnoxious sex doll."

LittleBitofSunshine Praise Jesus! I haven't heard such wisdom since my conversion therapy!

Sad times. I imagine PC tyrants watching this and thinking the guy asking the questions was the ridiculous one. I don't think they'll get it.

Nah it's Their lesser known game "Detroit: becoming gay" :)

I can really see Mike Pence in one of those hairpieces and shrinkwrapped suits...

@@bismuthcrystal9658 He can't. He's not gay.

@@bismuthcrystal9658 By the way. What is a Bismuth?

Rachel W That would have been brilliant

😆😅😂😅

Really??

Livvilover27 yeah but then the sketch would've ended after 30 seconds

b king fuck off

Livvilover27 this is what women ask about men every day 🤓

oscarmonroy27 lol women are more sexual than men in a work enviorment. had 3 different women in 3 different jobs ask me sexual question. they talk about sex all the time.

Livvilover27 so there can be benefits to work, if ya know what I mean.

A question as old as time.

Peachy Quin she's not though

Peachy Quin were you paid to comment that?

It's like Mystique was in all her movies. Sure she's changed when she played Thrask, but you could still see that nice ass poking out of Thrask's suit.

Happy Camper jesus christ what made you so angry

Mr.Zed

@@ShafiePie Gooooooood!!

I understood that reference.

@@Evman95 Gooooooood!

@@Evman95 So do I

He's a better actor than his brother, I think.

​@@DavidEmerling79totally!

which one is casey affleck

He’s in the audience with the beard.

Thank god someone said it... This is a straight up ripoff of Mr. Zed

Mr.zed is so much better

Love zed

because he is a not a guy robot.

Cuz he's straight

In modeling, that's one of the things one has to do for whatever time they tell you. One has to fixate the eyes on a spot and don't blink. Your eyes will sting, feel dry, and want to blink but one kan do this. I used to do this not blinking for a minute and it was fun. 😊😉

Edit: "therein lies the problem." 📝