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Rogue Wan: Another Star Wars Prequel - Take 2 

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What does Rogue One have to do with Wan, you ask?
Nothing.
Fucking nothing.
Re-upload due to a dumb mistake: I noted a movie "discrepancy" that, in fact, wasn't. Though I feel bad erasing so many comments, I didn't want my error fucking with people's heads.
Comments and my mistake are all here should anyone care to peruse.
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Track List (in order of appearance)
The Seatbelts - Tank!
Mob Psycho 100 OST - Mitsu Ura Group no Souryoku!
Daitoshokan no Hitsujikai OST - 羊が通る
Mob Psycho 100 OST - Sae Nai Nichijou
Punchline OST - Nervous
Qualidea Code OST - Silly
Mahouka OST -コミカル3
Godlips - The Power Of The Dark Side (Imperial March FUTURE HOUSE Edit)
No Game No Life OST - Now, it's my turn
A Tale of the Worst One OST - sisters
A Tale of the Worst One OST - a piece of me
Tetsuwan Birdy DECODE OST - Konna Koto Shiteru Baai ja naittebaa~
Kirby Air Ride OST - Item Bounce
Accel World OST - Suspicion Begets Suspicion
A Tale of the Worst One OST - small talk
No Game No Life OST - Time-out
Accel World OST - Gray Suspicion
Appleseed Alpha OST - Secret base
Star Wars - Cantina Band (Cheerocky Club Remix 2016)

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Комментарии : 8 тыс.   
@ಇLiv
@ಇLiv 5 лет назад
Its almost like feminist actresses think that every movie they're in are the first breakthroughs in feminism
@ryanc5572
@ryanc5572 5 лет назад
Forget Ripley, The Bride, Princess Leia, Hermione, ....
@Sorakeyblademaster37
@Sorakeyblademaster37 5 лет назад
SpyengoEen That is why we should encourage white and Gem actresses to keep “empowering” black and brown people in Hollywood, because brown people hate them as much we do. They think black and brown women are their fellow feminists, which is good for us. That Cortez bitch even talked about how the Gems stole the Palestinians’ land and put her shoes in a Holocaust museum, which makes her the best post-Kennedy Democrat by default.
@Andulvar
@Andulvar 5 лет назад
Well, it's not like they've had any so everything is a first time for them.
@planets9102
@planets9102 5 лет назад
you strike the nail on the head
@alexo.1388
@alexo.1388 5 лет назад
@@Sorakeyblademaster37 Just the white actresses? Your brown and black actresses/actors are equally narcissistic and supremacist of their own race, especially blacks.
@evilemperordude
@evilemperordude 5 лет назад
Vader didn't just build his castle on a lava planet. He built it on the same lava planet where he got barbecued.
@caffineandshiny
@caffineandshiny 4 года назад
Well, ever since that day he got cooked the smell of morning bacon right before you go to work and Mustafar have become inseparable in his subconscious.
@caffineandshiny
@caffineandshiny 4 года назад
Plus, where better to build your house than a place where sediment and rock melt? After all, he doesn't like sand.
@mekudu-man3804
@mekudu-man3804 4 года назад
talking about Stockholm effect
@gopherman2014
@gopherman2014 4 года назад
In a canon comic its explained it was to channel his anger and hatred or some shit, which is why palpatine let vader conquer the planet.
@michaelscott9761
@michaelscott9761 4 года назад
I have been watching Star Wars since I was 3 years old. I watched all of the original films before the prequels, but I like the prequels more. They had way cooler LEGO sets and the art style of the grand army of the republic was so cool.
@CosmicFist78
@CosmicFist78 Год назад
6 years later and you were right, a live action Moana has been announced.
@dragon_ball_sucks_video
@dragon_ball_sucks_video Год назад
You're fucking with me
@namelessrv8771
@namelessrv8771 Год назад
@@dragon_ball_sucks_video Disney is fucking with us all to be precise
@sammydray5919
@sammydray5919 Год назад
Ain't no freaking way 😮
@hoobaguy4311
@hoobaguy4311 8 месяцев назад
All the pacific islanders will be blacks instead lol
@rowrowmrmao6250
@rowrowmrmao6250 4 месяца назад
You’re probably right. They did go ahead and made Jesus black instead of middle eastern simply to bump up the companies esg score.
@Chinchilla2310
@Chinchilla2310 4 года назад
It’s hilarious because the Empire’s Grand Admiral, top tactician, and defacto leader (EU) is Thrawn, a Chiss, literally a fucking alien from the unknown regions.
@marth5936
@marth5936 3 года назад
Oh he isn't EU anymore, my friend
@Chinchilla2310
@Chinchilla2310 3 года назад
@@marth5936 Yeah, but he didn’t have nearly as much power after the empire’s collapse in canon. That we know of yet. All we know is him and Ezra are in the unknown regions, and that somehow the Magistrate serves him.
@zakatalmosen5984
@zakatalmosen5984 3 года назад
@@Chinchilla2310 correct me if i'm wrong, i haven't checked my lore in a while and i'm going by old republic rules, but aren't the chiss basically the only alien race the empire regards ALMOST as equals?
@Altzar2011
@Altzar2011 3 года назад
He can't be another race other than white ever since Disney took the reigns
@RonaldAsks
@RonaldAsks 3 года назад
@@Chinchilla2310 after the empire fell admiral versio was in charge all the way until the battle of jakku
@astraltempestvt
@astraltempestvt 5 лет назад
You know how to REALLY subvert the expectations of a star wars fan watching a main movie? Have a stormtrooper actually kill a main character. Now wouldn't that be interesting?
@intensellylit4100
@intensellylit4100 4 года назад
This.
@myfellowsonicfans7131
@myfellowsonicfans7131 4 года назад
That, and don’t let him take his mask off, he’s just a man doing his job, not your generic neℊroid for diversity points from the gems
@mekudu-man3804
@mekudu-man3804 4 года назад
@@myfellowsonicfans7131 omg
@DefeatedRoyalist
@DefeatedRoyalist 4 года назад
Commissar nods in approval
@idontknow5401
@idontknow5401 4 года назад
This happens,Leia had been wondend in Return of the Jedi.
@themistermister1931
@themistermister1931 5 лет назад
I don't hate the prequels. They were fun, although not masterpieces. They shed some light on the story and best of all, they gave us endless meme content.
@stygian3824
@stygian3824 5 лет назад
I hate memes, they're coarse and rough and they get everywhere.
@halfmanxtv9080
@halfmanxtv9080 5 лет назад
I grew up with the originals when I was extremely young (6-7), they seemed legendary and when the prequels released they were instantly masterpieces to me. and I loved Jar Jar
@Nate_the_Nobody
@Nate_the_Nobody 5 лет назад
Yeah, but, they made vader go from the ultimate space nazi "tho shalt not fucketh with me" badass to nothing more than the worlds most dangerous autist.
@fillerlyn7764
@fillerlyn7764 5 лет назад
@@Nate_the_Nobody *emo
@cynical4503
@cynical4503 5 лет назад
I really hate most part of the prequels but I gotta admit, I'm pretty happy they happened so we could get Clone Wars and all of that meme gold.
@thaksjtube
@thaksjtube 4 года назад
"when do women walk around wearing hot pants" you mean like yoga pants?
@sameedchowdhury314
@sameedchowdhury314 4 года назад
nice profile pic
@DanceySteveYNWA
@DanceySteveYNWA 4 года назад
My underpants?
@-JaggedGrace-
@-JaggedGrace- 3 года назад
yeah what are hot pants?
@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior
@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior 3 года назад
@@-JaggedGrace- It just means really short skimpy shorts that barely function as clothing with how little they cover.
@-JaggedGrace-
@-JaggedGrace- 3 года назад
@@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior oh thank you
@rorye4963
@rorye4963 4 года назад
By far the most watchable out of all of the new ones.
@kai-jf2vd
@kai-jf2vd 4 года назад
Unironically true. Oh God.
@yunggolem4687
@yunggolem4687 4 года назад
This movie is like drinking a glass of 73 degree water after a day spent indoors at 73 degrees.
@thepolyhobbyist
@thepolyhobbyist 4 года назад
I disagree. Its on par with the old ones.
@thepowerofsand6180
@thepowerofsand6180 4 года назад
Tbh I barley notice the feminist messages in most films and TV shows unless they are in my face, I feel like youtubers often exaggerate
@rorye4963
@rorye4963 4 года назад
@@thepowerofsand6180 exactly, i was explaining to my girl the difference between rey and the mandolorian shock trooper, that girl looks like she could knock you out, rey on the other hand should been beaten immediately by just about anyone including the females surrounding her. Strong woman for the sake of strong woman doesn't make sense.
@youssh4975
@youssh4975 7 лет назад
it really annoys me to see the blind guy (i like the character) beat the shit out of storm troopers who are wearing a fucking armor, with a stick.
@youssh4975
@youssh4975 7 лет назад
***** well, acording to canon, they are. I just don't get how a stick can damage an armor that is supposed to hold back blasters
@youssh4975
@youssh4975 7 лет назад
xD yeah, heh movies these days...
@youssh4975
@youssh4975 7 лет назад
well ewoks killing storm troopers with rocks and spears was pretty retarded too. In canon it is explained. Nn theory ewoks are basically wookies in miniature and they're supposed to be "really strong", but it still doesn't explain the at-te getting crushed between two logs XD
@youssh4975
@youssh4975 7 лет назад
Yep, but the ewoks thing is really the only thing in all star wars that really annoys me
@youssh4975
@youssh4975 7 лет назад
xD in my head, i don't count the force awakens as star wars. And no, i don't really hate jar jar, in reality i loved that theory that was floating around about him being a sith lord jaja.
@PaulA-fp3vs
@PaulA-fp3vs 7 лет назад
I didn't know Chewy was involved in WW2.
@HandSanitizerAttack
@HandSanitizerAttack 7 лет назад
Jimmy Rustles Gems
@themrenerd7384
@themrenerd7384 7 лет назад
I didn't know that a *_chewy wan_* was in DIS movie
@Slurms19
@Slurms19 7 лет назад
The wookies did 9/11
@dmc1673
@dmc1673 7 лет назад
Chewey was in one of the divisions in Stalingrad.
@angelmunoz4152
@angelmunoz4152 7 лет назад
Slurms19 I knew it those hairy Bastards!
@JJJBunney001
@JJJBunney001 3 года назад
Wait so Darth Vader basically boils down to black dad? Explains the absenc-- "Commenter excecuted for violating community standards"
@franzosisch5965
@franzosisch5965 Год назад
@@stephenthomas1492 You racist and your statistics
@stephenthomas1492
@stephenthomas1492 Год назад
@@franzosisch5965 - Your opinion means nothing to me. Deal with the facts or don't, makes no difference to me.
@franzosisch5965
@franzosisch5965 Год назад
@@stephenthomas1492 Woah there blue on blue buddy
@stephenthomas1492
@stephenthomas1492 Год назад
@@franzosisch5965 - I'm not sure how you expect me to reply when you wrote, 'you racist and statistics(sic)'. If you were being facetious, a little indication would have been appreciated.
@franzosisch5965
@franzosisch5965 Год назад
@@stephenthomas1492 Weren't expecting you to be so sensitive and now double down. Chill out dude.
@nurpiet
@nurpiet 2 года назад
03:10 "When do women walk around wearing hot pants?" uhm, as soon as it's warmer than 10°C outside, most of the time
@Steggs
@Steggs 7 лет назад
"I've always been a feminist" E;R "FU-"
@spenserfarthing3898
@spenserfarthing3898 7 лет назад
ZARP Visual 500th like bitches.
@SammEater
@SammEater 7 лет назад
Perfect example of a hot feminist, why... WHY?
@AverageWagie
@AverageWagie 7 лет назад
Felicity Jones only started getting prominent roles recently almost as a strike of luck. Before that, she only got small parts in British dramas or idie films. She's already past 30, so her shelf life as a Hollywood actress won't last much longer. I get the feeling that she doesn't really believe all of that crap she spouts, she's only virtue signalling loudly in a desperate attempt to get into producer's good graces and squeeze out as many parts as she can out of her 15 minute window while it lasts. I've loved her acting since "The Invisible Woman", and she was adorable in "The Theory of Everything" and "A Monster Calls". Hell, even her only significant scene in "True Story" was memorable. But yeah, reading her recent interviews makes me facepalm so hard it's embarrassing.
@jconrad8585
@jconrad8585 6 лет назад
She's just saying what the gems want her to say. Felicity did nothing wrong!!!
@horvathbenedek3596
@horvathbenedek3596 7 лет назад
Am I the only one thinking "Felicity Jones" sounds like a porn name?
@Seraphim227
@Seraphim227 7 лет назад
Horváth Benedek "Felicity Jones takes it in the ass"?
@horvathbenedek3596
@horvathbenedek3596 7 лет назад
"Tall black dude with half a pair of giant balls destroying young rebellious girl"
@horvathbenedek3596
@horvathbenedek3596 7 лет назад
Chozeh Abaddon I'm not an SJW, but get this racist shit out of here, fuckface.
@SgtGoofass
@SgtGoofass 7 лет назад
Horváth Benedek But racism is good as h*ck.
@horvathbenedek3596
@horvathbenedek3596 7 лет назад
Raz if you say so, champ.
@1xoACEox1
@1xoACEox1 4 года назад
"My goodness you've grown" "so have you" LIAR! Makes me laugh every time. Its the simple things.
@Ryan-mech-muffin
@Ryan-mech-muffin 3 года назад
That's amazing
@mauz791
@mauz791 2 года назад
31:35
@bumblegoot1139
@bumblegoot1139 2 года назад
Adding Chewbacca into the original nazi footage was a masterstroke of editing.
@NikoCigoj
@NikoCigoj 8 месяцев назад
it wasnt editing, he was there
@papaAJ88
@papaAJ88 8 месяцев назад
Haha, it caught me off guard. Had to rewind so I could laugh my ass off again.
@evan.s8805
@evan.s8805 7 лет назад
It is 2541 Disney still own the rights to Star Wars film franchise and are making an entire 6 films about Jabba the Hutt
@mistahsusan2650
@mistahsusan2650 7 лет назад
Not going to lie, I would watch a spinoff about Bobbi fat
@mistahsusan2650
@mistahsusan2650 7 лет назад
*bobba fett
@pigeonhead6287
@pigeonhead6287 7 лет назад
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@evan.s8805
@evan.s8805 7 лет назад
Hayden Girard sorry TRIGGERED
@ayylmao575
@ayylmao575 7 лет назад
To be frank I'd genuinely see a movie trilogy about Jabba the Hutt over the shit we're getting now.
@caveragefacts3395
@caveragefacts3395 6 лет назад
Let’s all remember in the first Star Wars scene ever, the stormtrooper hit all the rebels and took their ship.
@theguybehindyou4762
@theguybehindyou4762 6 лет назад
Ever since then, their competence has inexplicably nose-dived. Rogue One was especially cringe-worthy in this regard.
@stygian3824
@stygian3824 5 лет назад
If Battlefront 2 (the original, not the abomination) is seen as canon, those troopers were the 501st, the only competent legion in all of the empire.
@Shrapnel57
@Shrapnel57 5 лет назад
@@stygian3824 501 got their asses kicked by ewoks. So there is that.
@stygian3824
@stygian3824 5 лет назад
@@Shrapnel57 That's a long fall from slaying Aklays on felucia.
@dotdot8614
@dotdot8614 5 лет назад
@@Shrapnel57 Clones age twice as fast as normal humans, by the time of ESB they were already entering their 50s and the 501st journal clone even says himself that after Hoth, Sidious decided to drop them in favor of newbies recluted by the Empire since that period, so Vader's first/the 501st doesnt exist anymore by the time ROTJ happens, what we see in Endor is a bunch of inexperienced troops failing to understand or comprehend the simpliest of tactics and traps and having the same troubles as the US troops did in Vietnam: Lack of knowledge of the area Only a handful of scout troopers were on Endor and most of the stormtroopers were at the base or guarding, not exploring So no, the 501st never got its ass kicked by Ewoks, the 501st was pretty much a bunch of corpses at the time
@Shepard312
@Shepard312 Год назад
Came back to remind everyone that E;R-senpai was right about Disney rebooting Moana.
@SammEater
@SammEater 4 месяца назад
A live action remake AND an animated sequel. So we will get both a boring live action remake and a subpar sequel, so we can't expect a movie filled with bad cgi and a dark color pallet and an animated sequel that can barely surpass the original.
@mayvalauvryar1590
@mayvalauvryar1590 4 года назад
Women dont walk around in hot pants anymore. They walk around in yoga pants and sports bras.... Definitely a point for feminism.
@dragons_red
@dragons_red 3 года назад
It's the nuanced perspective of modern Feminism. If she chooses to dress that way it's freedom and empowering. If a director makes them dress that way to fit a movie character, it's sexist and disparaging, even if it's true to life. This is how children think and behave, that an idea is only good if THEY came up with it and chose to do it. If their parents made them then it's immediately aweful and some sort of control or punishment.
@austinbryan7579
@austinbryan7579 2 года назад
So should directors not have characters dress like they would in modern times because being sexy is a bad thing? What?
@trustytrest
@trustytrest 2 года назад
Plenty of women around here go around wearing booty shorts and tank tops.
@DoubleO88
@DoubleO88 6 лет назад
"Star Wars as a movie franchise was finished in 1983, now you're only watching it's puppeted corpse being paraded about" Damn son....
@notgray88
@notgray88 6 лет назад
DoubleO88 I for one still liked Star Wars up until the end of the Clone Wars animated series. Now it's just shit.
@Rainbowhawk1993
@Rainbowhawk1993 6 лет назад
DoubleO88 Ends with the Knights of the Old Republic.
@ZiplineShazam
@ZiplineShazam 6 лет назад
The beginning of the end began with the introduction of the Ewoks.
@HolyknightVader999
@HolyknightVader999 6 лет назад
Not really. Some of the best stuff like the Thrawn novels, KOTOR, and the Clone Wars shows came after 1983.
@NexusKin
@NexusKin 6 лет назад
They should've made the sequel trilogy in place of the prequel trilogy. It probably would've turned out so much better, plus the original cast would've had the chance to actually shine. It's all just a mess.
@rikter22
@rikter22 4 года назад
omg i laughed so hard when chewie was in the nazi footage
@jd-uc7ui
@jd-uc7ui 3 года назад
best part of the vid
@sk8rjockid
@sk8rjockid 2 года назад
I did Not See that coming . . .
@MrSnibo
@MrSnibo 2 года назад
Fak! I nearly choked on piece of bread. Dem I love this channel 😁
@CALISUPERSPORT
@CALISUPERSPORT 2 года назад
If Chewie can be redeemed, anything is possible.
@fofao681
@fofao681 2 года назад
That shit caught me so off guard I laughed way too hard
@Aethgeir
@Aethgeir 3 года назад
I actually liked Rogue One, but this is still easily my favorite review of the thing!
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 3 года назад
i only liked the droid
@JCDenton3
@JCDenton3 3 года назад
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 At least you're not talking about Solo...
@TheREALSimagination
@TheREALSimagination 3 года назад
Being hit with a stick is the *one time* having helmets should actually help the troopers at all. I mean, ideally, the armors should be more than a uniform to begin with but since we all know they're literally useless and apparently also hinders practical motion canonically, we'll skip that point.
@seen921
@seen921 2 года назад
Pretty sure they’re made from Bristol board. Or Halloween material used at Party City.
@Mordamir
@Mordamir 6 лет назад
Who else wants to see a Star Wars movie from the perceptive of the Empire, possibly with a cast of likeable Troopers.
@gumdeo
@gumdeo 6 лет назад
They should interview troopers' widows: "Those rebels murdered my husband. Now little Alicia has to grow up without her daddy".
@notgray88
@notgray88 6 лет назад
Won't happen. The Jews at Disney would never want the audience to view the Nazis (Empire) as the good guys. Hence why the campaign of Battlefield 2 sucked so much dick.
@Mordamir
@Mordamir 6 лет назад
Fair n'uff
@dangerdash4393
@dangerdash4393 6 лет назад
Or maybe one from the preceptive of the sith. A story about Darth Talon would line up nicely with the gimmick they're going for, without destroying the past.
@CassandraPantaristi
@CassandraPantaristi 6 лет назад
Darth Nihilus film, make it happen!
@witchBoi_Connor
@witchBoi_Connor 6 лет назад
Feminists: complain about female characters with stereotypes and tropes, no angency, etc. Feminists: Tries to make a “strong female character(tm)”, and just makes a generic woman that has the same failings as the female characters they complain about.
@juracan8591
@juracan8591 4 года назад
@@BowtiesandBats And they conveniently forget they exist too
@yourethatmantis5178
@yourethatmantis5178 4 года назад
I swear every character corporations try to sell us as "progressive" are always either sociopaths or human Barbie dolls
@SchneeflockeMonsoon
@SchneeflockeMonsoon 3 года назад
Admits to piracy of a Disney move on RU-vid, doesn’t get canceled. Me: legit.
@abeldnite
@abeldnite 3 года назад
Because we, the E;R nation, are the good guys in the head canon
@samuel3807
@samuel3807 3 года назад
why would he? Did anybody get cancelled for piracy?
@asaknight321
@asaknight321 3 года назад
@@samuel3807 I did, tried making a star wars the clone wars edit and I even said I wasn't making money off of it and that I didn't own it and that I only did it for entertainment purposes and it got taken down within 10 minutes XD
@rumfordc
@rumfordc 2 года назад
@@asaknight321 thats a copyright strike, much different than piracy. even if you did own a star wars DVD you'd still get a copyright strike if you upload it to youtube.
@asaknight321
@asaknight321 2 года назад
@@rumfordc ah
@luftwaffle4993
@luftwaffle4993 3 года назад
When the robot died it was the only Moment where i actually felt something and it was sadness
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 3 года назад
same here
@JasonNaas
@JasonNaas 5 лет назад
I just about died when Chewbacca showed up in Triumph Of The Will
@EverestBlizzard
@EverestBlizzard 5 лет назад
That had me coughing and sputtering as well, fantastic addition
@zachburleigh3874
@zachburleigh3874 5 лет назад
Marius Holmberts Nigga did u just say "deutschland erwache" is goy boy slang for "woke asf"?
@zachburleigh3874
@zachburleigh3874 4 года назад
Andrewoid goy boy as in the jewish term goy meaning non jew
@amberslahlize7961
@amberslahlize7961 4 года назад
@@zachburleigh3874 Boooooooooooooooy, nobody says "goy".....use English PREASE!!!!!
@zachburleigh3874
@zachburleigh3874 4 года назад
Amber Slahlize You gotta be dumb
@alphaandobama730
@alphaandobama730 6 лет назад
I laughed harder than I should have at "eighth installment in the star wars trilogy"
@1ochotnik
@1ochotnik 6 лет назад
Me too. Fits well in context of it being a "Luke Skywalker's Story"
@ElectroTherapyFTSoul
@ElectroTherapyFTSoul 3 года назад
That's how Douglas Adams would advertise his later Hitchiker books. "Mostly Harmless" was advertised as the fifth book in the Hitchiker's trilogy. I'm not trying to make a point to this. It's just a subjectively fun fact.
@JosefCreations
@JosefCreations 3 года назад
Your videos just put me deeper into the mindset of "we need a new Hollywood"
@zombiefinatic7033
@zombiefinatic7033 3 года назад
We need to remove the hollywoodites, coincidencites and their pets.
@redjupiter2236
@redjupiter2236 2 года назад
Rogue One was good, really good especially compared to the Sequels, then it’s for sure good. We don’t need a new Hollywood, we need a new Lucasfilm, Kathleen not being allowed anymore creative freedom over anything Star Wars is a good first step. The Mando and all the other shows are another step closer to getting the franchise back on track. We can only look to the future now.
@DEVS_VLTIMA
@DEVS_VLTIMA 2 года назад
There was, Babelsberg.
@theketaminekid1241
@theketaminekid1241 2 года назад
Everything being put out by Hollywood for over a decade has proved that to me, personally.
@travistaylor9635
@travistaylor9635 Год назад
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
@cutler_beckett
@cutler_beckett 3 года назад
So something that I just noticed recently is the only time that Jyn Erso smiles, or doesn’t look insanely pissed off for that matter, throughout this entire movie is when she was watching her father’s message and when he was dying. Every other scene with her was constant resting b*tch face. I get that the characters are in a war and all, but it’s hard for a character to seem likable when they constantly look like they want to speak to the manager of the Empire.
@Razovllay
@Razovllay 7 лет назад
Disclaimer: First 13 minutes of this video are largely dominated by E;R's infatuation with the actress, Felicity Jones.
@bonus12345457
@bonus12345457 7 лет назад
She is hot tho. especially for 33 years old. Women are usually expired by then.
@Razovllay
@Razovllay 7 лет назад
+Luke Skywalker. Dude is clearly a virgin.
@Razovllay
@Razovllay 7 лет назад
***** I'm not talking about you, bro.
@ericcartman5722
@ericcartman5722 7 лет назад
Also everyone knows Luke is gay xD
@Razovllay
@Razovllay 7 лет назад
+Humour is Funny. Wat?
@DH-fb4iy
@DH-fb4iy 7 лет назад
It's like Red Letter Media meets YourMovieSucks meets /pol/. I fuckin love it
@Andrew-fi1sd
@Andrew-fi1sd 7 лет назад
That's like taking ice cream sprinkles, whipped cream, and topping it over with a giant glob of smelly rancid cow shit. Respectively.
@DH-fb4iy
@DH-fb4iy 7 лет назад
k
@ethanblair981
@ethanblair981 7 лет назад
What wrong with political incorrectness, it's fucking funny.
@Andrew-fi1sd
@Andrew-fi1sd 7 лет назад
A lot of people confuse "political correctness" with "not being a dick."
@ethanblair981
@ethanblair981 7 лет назад
And so confuse political incorrectness as being a dick? The must be confused...
@TheCapedWanderer
@TheCapedWanderer Год назад
38:38 aged incredibly well
@ThePuma1707
@ThePuma1707 3 года назад
Peace is a lie. There is only Passion. Through Passion I gain Strength. Through Strength I gain Power. Through Power I gain Victory. Through Victory my chains are Broken. The Force shall free me. If you consider the Sith code, Vader building his castle on the spot where he was barbecued, enrages him with anger, which is a strong emotional feeling, and makes him stronger, is not that bad of a choice
@mertarican5456
@mertarican5456 2 года назад
I wonder if vader lacerates his body parts regularly to get stronger .
@trustytrest
@trustytrest 2 года назад
"Enrages him with anger" Thats up there with YIIK's "vibrating with motion"
@grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438
I wish Not-Rey had been Mexican so that pun could’ve been “Rogue Juan”.
@NexusKin
@NexusKin 4 года назад
At least we have the T-Juan Thousand from Terminator Dark Fate!
@TheSixOfSwords
@TheSixOfSwords 5 лет назад
The only reason I like Rogue One is because everyone died.
@haczabim
@haczabim 5 лет назад
hahahaha lol!! brutal!
@ergoth154
@ergoth154 5 лет назад
Headless0418 The end.
@mustardyboi4187
@mustardyboi4187 5 лет назад
I only went because I saw Donnie Yen, fucking loved Ip Man.
@cvwx7485
@cvwx7485 5 лет назад
The funny robot NEEDS it's own trilogy!!!
@klystron2010
@klystron2010 4 года назад
DAMMIT UGLY BARNACLE!
@joshlopez9578
@joshlopez9578 Год назад
38:40 It only took 7 years to make a live action Moana movie
@therobustempyrean1436
@therobustempyrean1436 Год назад
Which is pretty quick, considering all the other properties they could have cannibalized first.
@Echolight9459
@Echolight9459 Год назад
Lmao the fact that a live action remake of Moana was announced a couple days ago
@aruan7sp
@aruan7sp 7 лет назад
Rogue One - A Star Wars Story that didn't need to exist because Dark Forces was already a thing and Kyle Katarn was a much more interesting character.
@CarlosRamos009
@CarlosRamos009 7 лет назад
aruan7sp Indeed
@Rannos22
@Rannos22 7 лет назад
aruan7sp yeah but he's a white man so he had to be replaced It was 2016 after all
@CarlosRamos009
@CarlosRamos009 7 лет назад
Rannos22 Nobody gave a shit about Kyle being white back then.
@Max_Kraft
@Max_Kraft 7 лет назад
He was white cis and fought a disabled man. Disney had to crush it u know
@jerec1267
@jerec1267 7 лет назад
aruan7sp in Soviet galaxy far far away Kyle katarn de-canonizes you
@Rini_H
@Rini_H 5 лет назад
Just the SMALLEST OF NOTES, it makes sense for Vader to be on a lava planet to fuel his hatred, thus, making him more one with the dark side.
@neuxell
@neuxell 4 года назад
this exactly. All those comments like "hur dur why would a Sith Lord choose to reside in an area that fuels his hatred hur dur" make me wanna sh**t up a m*vie theater
@cryojudgement2376
@cryojudgement2376 4 года назад
@@neuxell woah buddy
@rhettorical6128
@rhettorical6128 4 года назад
paenutz no! Stop Shitting!
@stoked-6996
@stoked-6996 4 года назад
Your pfp gives me life
@nicholasstavash7880
@nicholasstavash7880 4 года назад
Also he has the high ground
@bailysawyer804
@bailysawyer804 3 года назад
You know it’s bad when she has to call herself a Disney princess to fill the void of never being Ariel
@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange Год назад
She got beat out as the new age Ariel by a sloth
@duncansalyer2999
@duncansalyer2999 4 года назад
He says “bad guys are doing good things” but that never happens. We only see things from the good guy’s perspective and we don’t get any fleshed out bad guys.
@frydfish4934
@frydfish4934 7 лет назад
It took too long for he to figure out by Gems he meant Jews. Fuck me
@Indy-kz7lh
@Indy-kz7lh 7 лет назад
Cryo Phobica same
@Futube3k1
@Futube3k1 7 лет назад
Indy9117 if you knew how the gems rhyme in German... Guden Tag.
@NerdyDumbProductions
@NerdyDumbProductions 7 лет назад
I have rewatched this like 3 times, and finally got it
@GrimReaper-yw9co
@GrimReaper-yw9co 7 лет назад
SW Fans: "The prequels were the worst thing to happen to Star Wars" Disney: "Hold my beer."
@finediningandbreathing07
@finediningandbreathing07 6 лет назад
Collins Ongaya That's a misquote. I just saw Attack of the Clones the other day because why not, and you completely misquoted his line. Also, the prequels only really had bad dialogue between the Anakin and Padme cringe scenes. Rogue One on the other hand was just boring garbage with characters I didn't care for and was glad were killed, and probably had the worst dialogue/script in the whole franchise. Attack of the Clones was okay, bad dialogue, mediocre acting and some cheesy fight scenes, especially the Obi Wan and Jango fight. But I have to say, the beginning of the movie was pretty great (Anakin and Obi Wan chasing after Zam Wessel). Always loved that chase sequence as a kid.
@TheWeirdSideofTown
@TheWeirdSideofTown 6 лет назад
rogue one is better than the sequels
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 6 лет назад
Collins Ongaya "HERE'S A RANDOM QUOTE THAT DISCREDITS ALL THREE OF THE MOVIES! AREN'T I SO FUNNY?! XDDDDDDDDDDD" Just stop.
@Dragonage2ftw
@Dragonage2ftw 6 лет назад
No, the Prequels are worse, by far.
@Dragonage2ftw
@Dragonage2ftw 6 лет назад
My Life is a Complex Pastiche You watch ER vids. That’s literally his entire channel in a nutshell.
@TheoTungsten
@TheoTungsten Год назад
38:40 That aged well, unfortunately.
@josmo1363
@josmo1363 4 года назад
37:05 well "from a certain point of view" Obi-Wan never really owned R2 Anikin did
@hanburgundy4317
@hanburgundy4317 3 года назад
Anakin didn't own Artoo; Padme did. Funny how that didn't give away their relationship during the Clone Wars lmao Obi-Wan _had_ to have known.
@ThomasMarekGotovski
@ThomasMarekGotovski 3 года назад
@@hanburgundy4317 oh he knew. Even in the last season of the clone wars after anakin had a call with padme Obi said "tell Padme I said hello" in a passive aggressive manner.
@dragons_red
@dragons_red 3 года назад
Leave it to ObiWan to be a pedantic douche, just like he was in the prequals.
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 3 года назад
@@dragons_red and thats why we love him
@adamduffield7782
@adamduffield7782 2 года назад
That is true. Obi did have R4, but R4 got taken out by buzz droids, and Obi never replaced R4, sooo from that point on, Obi never owned a droid
@EnderGamesMC
@EnderGamesMC 6 лет назад
This guy is going to destroy The Last Jedi
@veronicafrost617
@veronicafrost617 6 лет назад
Nope. It did a fine job doing that on it's own. Most he did was just poke the body a little and giggle.
@TacSon
@TacSon 6 лет назад
But EnderGames, you cant destroy what's already dead.
@NexusKin
@NexusKin 6 лет назад
He already did. It's called The Last Forcebender!
@peposo7
@peposo7 5 лет назад
There is no proof of that...That's bowshet!
@Skabanis
@Skabanis 5 лет назад
What is dead can never die...
@ShadowsHeat
@ShadowsHeat 7 лет назад
Gems do seem to control everything don't they, what a peculiar coincidence.
@luciferianplayboy8727
@luciferianplayboy8727 7 лет назад
Gems are just hardworking individuals, who are targeted by everyone else's jealousy. Yep, not because of nepotism or tribe-like interest.
@mariokarter13
@mariokarter13 7 лет назад
Antigemitism
@principetnomusic
@principetnomusic 7 лет назад
The Nazis were also influenced by Gems, though! One of the masterminds behind fascism as a whole and thus Nazism was Benito Mussolini's Gem companion, Margherita Sarfatti. She is known to have fused with him on numerous occasions.
@frbe0101
@frbe0101 7 лет назад
It no coincidence! It is very simple: we are shinier and sharper than any other type of rock.
@principetnomusic
@principetnomusic 7 лет назад
frbe0101 God's chosen mineral.
@sifter14
@sifter14 3 года назад
33:43 the overlaying of the "Fences" audio over this scene got me crying, it is perfect in soo many ways.
@Kangaroo_Jack
@Kangaroo_Jack Год назад
Re-watching this and you called it with the live action Moana remake
@UncannyBeagle
@UncannyBeagle 11 месяцев назад
I forgot about that until I rewatched it today.
@orangypteco8858
@orangypteco8858 7 лет назад
I still don't know what this channel is... but I love it.
@ChaoticMartian
@ChaoticMartian 7 лет назад
Orangy Pteco mostly a hate channel
@orangypteco8858
@orangypteco8858 7 лет назад
ChaoticMartian still love it.
@HDInstrumental1
@HDInstrumental1 7 лет назад
A channel that shits all over everything people love.
@ChaoticMartian
@ChaoticMartian 7 лет назад
Orangy Pteco so do i lol
@luizmarinho6138
@luizmarinho6138 7 лет назад
Anti-SJW comedy plus a little antisemitism.
@eirikrhinnraui4098
@eirikrhinnraui4098 7 лет назад
It's a death star, but bigger. *DON DON DON*
@jayblade2000
@jayblade2000 7 лет назад
Starkillers are just a cheap gimmick to make weaker Deathstars stronger
@danielsunderlandds
@danielsunderlandds 7 лет назад
jayblade2000 we just needed a reason to fu- build a bigger deathstar
@KORNEWARRIOR
@KORNEWARRIOR 7 лет назад
Its like Jaws, but BIGGER Jaws.
@NikolaNevenov86
@NikolaNevenov86 3 года назад
Man you put so much effort in to making these videos. They are a masterpiece on their own. And those hits and jem winks....mmm...chefs kiss.
@j.maruri8572
@j.maruri8572 3 года назад
The prequels had their flaws but overall kept the soul and charisma of the first three films. The Rey trilogy destroys the whole franchise!
@mistahsusan2650
@mistahsusan2650 7 лет назад
Came for the review stayed for the -anti semitism- other analysis.
@EarFarce4
@EarFarce4 7 лет назад
Fancy seeing you here, Wy.
@mistahsusan2650
@mistahsusan2650 7 лет назад
EarFarce4 *tips fedora*
@eachasteriod1334
@eachasteriod1334 7 лет назад
Wy Vern hardba
@principetnomusic
@principetnomusic 7 лет назад
Prophet Ares Depends on the cut of Gem. European Gems, or Ashkenazim, have less Semitic genes, the Mizrahi Gems have more. But the most succesful Gems - the ones in big business - are largely Ashkenazim, in fact I have been told that Homeworld is prejudiced against the Mizrahi Gems.
@Ares_gaming_117
@Ares_gaming_117 7 лет назад
Imperios yea only about 2.5% of gems are gemites lol. most originate from Khazarian empire and/or of the Ashkenazi tribe
@Lost4WordsFFS
@Lost4WordsFFS 5 лет назад
ROGUE ONE was the best Disney have done
@Xiphactinus
@Xiphactinus 4 года назад
It wasn't even needed, and look where Disney have taken Star Wars. Honestly, as much as I like the prequels, they weren't needed either, and 1983 should have been the end of the whole thing.
@maciekszymanski1078
@maciekszymanski1078 4 года назад
PhoenixGT3 You Cant stop after naming a film from 1978 „star wars episode IV” Also lucas prequels are Gems so i dont Get it
@samt3412
@samt3412 4 года назад
@@maciekszymanski1078 It wasn't originally Episode 4, that was a retroactive thing the prequels did.
@samt3412
@samt3412 4 года назад
@clovis geass that's in the special edition
@stoked-6996
@stoked-6996 4 года назад
I mean, Solo was fun. Unnecessary, but it was, y'know, Star Wars. It had personality. Maul being in it was dumb, and getting his name from an Inperial officer was unrealistic, but it's just fun.
@weardcute
@weardcute 3 года назад
37:19 has me dead "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!" that callback to phantom menace made me laugh way too hard.
@aIgorithmorbit
@aIgorithmorbit 2 года назад
3:36 how the fuck did this pass on RU-vid
@Kaizenix_vxS
@Kaizenix_vxS 10 месяцев назад
ONG
@butthz8850
@butthz8850 5 лет назад
This made me go from being a Grammar Nazi, to becoming Anti-Semantic.
@LordTheCyril
@LordTheCyril 5 лет назад
I don't get how the video made you turn against the semen.
@StephenGillie
@StephenGillie 5 лет назад
No, no. He's against the people of the hidden village of rising bread.
@optimisticnihilist3417
@optimisticnihilist3417 5 лет назад
@@StephenGillie I thought their bread was unlevened?
@Coal2956
@Coal2956 4 года назад
"gemetic
@fre9205
@fre9205 4 года назад
dude it took me a whole minute to clock the joke here I'm braindead
@SpazzMatticusTheGreat
@SpazzMatticusTheGreat 5 лет назад
"the empire is a white (human) sumpremacist organization" **Thrawn is the most notable and effective Admiral in the Imperial Navy** Hmmmmmmmm.........
@novkorova2774
@novkorova2774 4 года назад
The empire is indeed a human supremacist organization. But not white.
@novkorova2774
@novkorova2774 4 года назад
@Caffeinated Wizard ???
@novkorova2774
@novkorova2774 4 года назад
@Caffeinated Wizard And that is totally unrelated
@novkorova2774
@novkorova2774 4 года назад
@Caffeinated Wizard So you are saying that because the trandoshan enslaved wookies the empire is not a human supremacist organization. Even tho they replaced everyone they could with humans and most of their ranks are filled with humans on purpose. Hmmm, makes sense.
@Fingrek
@Fingrek 4 года назад
You are assuming people watched more than OT and prequels.
@DJW321
@DJW321 4 года назад
Are they just telling these feminist they're main characters and they're actually side characters
@mistahsusan2650
@mistahsusan2650 4 года назад
pretty much
@remito7839
@remito7839 4 года назад
the perfect strategy to make them shut up. Now they just need a good movie to go along with it.
@sasamihajlov2862
@sasamihajlov2862 2 года назад
I absolutely hate gems
@jesterssketchbook
@jesterssketchbook 2 года назад
yup, that seems to be the audience he's going for gross
@sasamihajlov2862
@sasamihajlov2862 2 года назад
@@jesterssketchbook I just don’t think they are worth it you know. There are much better things to spend money on.
@OryAlle
@OryAlle 5 лет назад
"Jew-Jew Binks" not "Jew-Jew Banks" Missed opportunity tbh
@TheGreenTaco999
@TheGreenTaco999 4 года назад
@jack mehoff Battletoads
@nigelhataye2002
@nigelhataye2002 4 года назад
@jack mehoff seitokai yakuindomo
@markcampbell5275
@markcampbell5275 5 лет назад
glad pewdiepie showed me you your videos are awesome
@mikeforester3963
@mikeforester3963 5 лет назад
wwweellcome to our neon nazi groomer caeeemp, my dear 14 year old
@coloonat
@coloonat 5 лет назад
Yeah they are good content...
@user-nf3hh8kn5r
@user-nf3hh8kn5r 5 лет назад
Mark Campbell same lol he is the funniest movie reviewer ever :D
@benshapiroisbae7019
@benshapiroisbae7019 5 лет назад
Mark Campbell " oh he did will bye r;e
@urbanitecrusher5709
@urbanitecrusher5709 5 лет назад
OMG RASIST SHITELORD!!!!!
@SoraZ2112
@SoraZ2112 Год назад
38:37 - He called it.
@cwahl6007
@cwahl6007 Год назад
You called it. You fucking called it… THEY’RE REMAKING MOANA
@solitudeau8188
@solitudeau8188 7 лет назад
I love how he put chewie into the nazi film hahahaha
@cornycontent1915
@cornycontent1915 6 лет назад
SolitudeAU hahahahahahahaha
@MrSHURIKENCHO
@MrSHURIKENCHO 5 лет назад
Or did he?!
@Aemond2024
@Aemond2024 5 лет назад
yuppp. dead. this guy is brilliant
@KingofEuropa07
@KingofEuropa07 5 лет назад
That's a video from a different channel
@cabal4171
@cabal4171 5 лет назад
Lmao I was literally scrolling down to see if someone already commented on it 😂
@MegaGullas
@MegaGullas 5 лет назад
Fun further fact about Vader's castle on the volcano planet: It stands on the exact spot where the lava burned him. Yay.
@Altzar2011
@Altzar2011 4 года назад
Much hatred to feed off of.... His final "betrayal."
@SirCaustic0
@SirCaustic0 4 года назад
So, it stands on his legs.
@ShibuNub3305
@ShibuNub3305 4 года назад
I remember reading somewhere that it was to channel his hatred and help trigger the dark side in him(though I guess if that was the point it would have been a huge sand fortress)
@markobighead3173
@markobighead3173 2 года назад
Peeped that coincidence detector. Hello, fellow noticer.
@Jeffy888
@Jeffy888 6 месяцев назад
love your video essays. They’re the funniest ones on RU-vid. Well done 🎉
@AllardRT
@AllardRT 5 лет назад
>Yes, that glaring weakness of the Baby Starkiller in New Hope was apparently deliberate I cannot for the life of me fathom why people insist on calling this flaw "glaring", "huge" or "obvious". It is, in fact, anything but. It's a 1-meter-sided square hole on a space station the size of a planetoid. It would be a hard shot to make with a regular-sized space station, let alone the biggest that galaxy has ever seen. In the scale of space, one meter is practically nothing. And it just happens to be located at the end of a canyon that is chock-full of blaster turrets, so if Darth Vader and his TIE squad won't finish you off, the turrets will. AND you need to hit it under a very precise angle, otherwise the torpedo will hit the sides of the ventilation shaft and won't reach the reactor - which is happened when the first guy managed to take a shot before Luke - so the angle is so precise and improbable, the targeting computers won't help you. AND they only learnt of this, in hindsight, pretty insignificant flaw, by analyzing the plans. Tarkin was actually quite correct in his assumption that the rebels are done for; the entire thing was a desperation attack and they only managed to win because Luke used the Force to help him aim. Otherwise, Yavin IV would be toast. So this retcon in Rogue One is actually really stupid.
@luizmarinho6138
@luizmarinho6138 7 лет назад
This movie was such a leftist wet dream that it even had a freaking space!Che Guevara. Maybe we'll meet space!Marx in the sequel.
@woodenscrotum7892
@woodenscrotum7892 7 лет назад
The first part of the movie was nothing more than space!Syrian Civil War. Ebil Assa-*Empire* barrel bomb-*shooting with the shota!Star Killer* a peaceful moderate headchopping reb-*rebel stronghold*.
@luizmarinho6138
@luizmarinho6138 7 лет назад
Dandvadan No way, I love cock too much.
@RyanAVRX
@RyanAVRX 7 лет назад
Luiz Marinho I consider myself to be conservative and I enjoyed the movie.
@luizmarinho6138
@luizmarinho6138 7 лет назад
Ryan Brown Good for you.
@quqbalam5089
@quqbalam5089 7 лет назад
Luiz Marinho Yes, it had a Che Guevara expy to portray him as the equivalent of a terrorist, one of the oldest right-wing cliches in the book, and not only that, but the movie doesn't even hide trying to associate him with ISIS mass murderers to demonise him as much as possible, despite the fact that ISIS and Che Guevara are ideological opposites with the exception of their anti-US sentiment (and even here, ISIS has made tacit alliances with the US-supported mass murder- I mean rebels).
@cccop0
@cccop0 Год назад
38:40 live action remake of Moana just announced.
@BurritooMafia
@BurritooMafia Год назад
28:49 Oh ER sadly this issue got worse over time..
@midnightfenrir
@midnightfenrir 7 лет назад
I work at a Walmart and a Target, and I will tell you that 80+ percent of females aged ALIVE to STILL BREATHING wear fucking hot pants, or WAY MORE COMMONLY yoga pants. This includes all shapes sizes creeds and levels of attractiveness. I spend half my day wondering if it is illegal to be staring at a particular female due to consent laws and the other half wishing overweight overaged unattractive women would put some real clothes on.
@GeeTrieste
@GeeTrieste 6 лет назад
Wear some mirrored glasses.
@DngrDan
@DngrDan 6 лет назад
Worked at a grocery store, can confirm. Literally every female aged 14-50 has at least one pair of yoga pants they wear on a weekly basis. And most women who wear yoga pants in public have absolutely no business doing so.
@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96
@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 6 лет назад
White sharia now!
@exceisior3145
@exceisior3145 6 лет назад
Oy Vey! He found out!
@bowman3545
@bowman3545 Год назад
38:41 life imitates art
@syler48
@syler48 4 года назад
Finally, you did it. "Respect my pronouns" line by Vader broke me. Well done. I couldn't stop laughing at 1230am - I don't care if people woke up. I couldn't hold it in any longer
@privatepancake7725
@privatepancake7725 7 лет назад
*spoilers* I'm surprised you didn't mention the part where Jyn was being a total bitch to Cassian after her father died. It wasn't his fault, he even said he willingly disobeyed orders and wasn't going to shoot. He even tried to stop the rebel fighters, who were only there because the rebellion assumed Cassian and friends were dead. But no, Jyn puts all of her guilt on Cassian and everyone clapped. Hell, if Jyn grabbed the damn message from her father and gave it to the rebellion, he'd probably still be alive.
@esemicolonr
@esemicolonr 7 лет назад
I was actually with her there. He deceived her from the beginning and led the Alliance to her father. His spiel that he disobeyed orders at the last minute wasn't really cutting it. In her place, I'd have done a bit more to him than make pouty faces. That said, her not taking the message or, hell, if that wasn't actually possible, Gerrera as a witness... c'mon, movie.
@inkacola11
@inkacola11 7 лет назад
Cassian telling her that he is fighting the empire since the age of six made her shut up. Maybe this made Jyn realize how pathetic she was by avoiding this galaxy-wide conflict for that many years. "Gerrera as a witness" well.. Gerrera (who is basically a cripple) sacrificed himself because he knew that he would definetly slow them down escaping Jedha. I bet they wouldn't have made it with him. It was really close. She should have taken the message though. :D
@esemicolonr
@esemicolonr 7 лет назад
Both good points. I'd still be furious with Cassian for being set-up, though, no matter how justified he felt in doing it. Just me. Thinking about it, I agree with you on the Gerrera point. My real problem is with the Alliance not taking their word as gospel about the attack/message, really. With or without the message/Gerrera, Cassian just escaped with his life. By vouching for Jyn, the both of them should've been able to rally more support with the Alliance council than their almost total dismissal. I felt there were far more reasons for the council to hear them out than not.
@inkacola11
@inkacola11 7 лет назад
Yes I would be furious too. Jyn's behaviour and also how nobody of the crew said anything about what just happened was indeed kinda awkward. Definetly one of the weaker scenes of the movie but I wouldn't call it terrible. About the thing with the alliance: First of all I don't think that it was an "almost total dismissal". Some of them went with her and as far as I know, most of the rebels were just sceptical and not fully against her and Cassian (who might even have a bad reputation because after all he is kind of an asshole who has no probem with backstabbing his allies). But I guess there was a small minority that didn't trust her at all. I recall one person saying "can we even trust her?" or something like that but that was basically it. And don't forget the rebels are pretty much split up and don't agree with each other. However .. now there is one IMPORTANT detail that I think you misinterpreted. The main reason why most of the rebel alliance dismissed or didn't support Jyn is NOT because they didn't trust her or didn't believe her or Cassian's story. It was because Jyn proposed to use the rebel fleet and basically all the forces they can gather to attack Scarif immediately and YES it has to happen immediately with no real time to plan the attack because Krennic already knows. It's like a race for the death star plans. I don't know about you man ... but if I was one of the rebels .. Would I trust her and believe in her story? YES. I mean after all, the alliance council kinda hired her and Cassian to get some information. Would I agree with her in using the entire rebel forces to attack Scarif right NOW? Hell no! That's just too fucking risky. Especially considering there's a SHIELD protecting this damn thing. And what if they don't find the plans at all? Seems like there is almost no probability of success. So the rebel alliance was actually quite reasonable by dismissing her proposal of a suicide mission. Am I defending this movie too much? Fuck. I don't know anymore. xD Whatever... I liked the movie AND your "review". Great videos E;R!
@NekoKingGodzilla
@NekoKingGodzilla 7 лет назад
PrivatePancake cuz they lied to her and killed her father, okay so the rebels planned to kill her father without telling her the guy she was on the mission with was supposed to kill him and the team he works for killed her father why wouldn't she be mad 😂
@anymoose
@anymoose 5 лет назад
Shalom and happy Hanukkah to my fellow white people
@Indigo199517
@Indigo199517 5 лет назад
>:(
@-cams.
@-cams. 5 лет назад
>:^[
@butterlord338
@butterlord338 4 года назад
Wow, you guys are bigoted, like nazi level bigoted and i don't mean a leftist retards idea of what they think a nazi is. i mean *actual* nazi. ...I punch nazis.
@kerosenesippycup
@kerosenesippycup 4 года назад
@@butterlord338 scary
@cannonfodder8907
@cannonfodder8907 4 года назад
@@butterlord338 see now being a leftist i can understand, you're misguided and need to be taught a thing or two about history, cuckservatives i don't understand because they *know* the left is evil but you refuse to take action
@TransformersBoss
@TransformersBoss Год назад
38:39 Ouch. Not that hard to predict, but I doubt you thought it would happen this quickly, did you?
@opoliawp8472
@opoliawp8472 Год назад
38:45 no fucking way he predicted that
@Desadaptado
@Desadaptado 7 лет назад
I want that gem identifier plugin for chrome
@DickTickles
@DickTickles 7 лет назад
You don't need that, you just have to look at their noses to identify them.
@DOYLETWAT
@DOYLETWAT 7 лет назад
Vicious Bigot and black beady soulless eyes
@Hanfgurkenhasser
@Hanfgurkenhasser 5 лет назад
@@JokahFACE Which completely deflates the conspiracy but life would be boring without easy punching bags and what's easier to punch than a big nose?
@JokahFACE
@JokahFACE 5 лет назад
It's not so much a conspiracy as a facet of objective reality. There are (hopefully) no nosebergs meeting in a smokey room somewhere plotting the destruction of Europeans (well, there are, but they're in socially acceptable NGO's and non-profit organizations, or they are government officials). But denying that Jews are vastly and completely over-represented among the perfidious ideological and intellectual movements (Communism, sexual revolution, the idea of "racism," etc.) of the past several centuries is quite frankly childish.
@finalfantasy50
@finalfantasy50 4 года назад
Early life section of wikipedia works just fine
@ArticulatedHypernova
@ArticulatedHypernova 7 лет назад
I like reviews more than the actual content.
@mistahsusan2650
@mistahsusan2650 7 лет назад
Speaks volumes to the value of most crap Hollywood is pushing through the sluice gates these days already!!
@shota1337
@shota1337 Год назад
38:40 oh no
@cozyapustaja8249
@cozyapustaja8249 2 года назад
This man really pulled the curtain back on the gem question in a video with over 2 million views
@kirkcannon4704
@kirkcannon4704 7 лет назад
If i see a stormtrooper shoot AND KILL a protagonist i will love whatever media its in
@wraith2939
@wraith2939 6 лет назад
SWAG POLICE Rogue One, one Storm Trooper kills « the pilot » by throwing a grenade in his shuttle. Another kills Baze (blind’s friend) with a grenade. Love Rogue One, please
@Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek
@Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek 6 лет назад
wraith29 you sir have just wan the internet.
@Basketballerphx
@Basketballerphx 6 лет назад
yeah but basically lucky noob throws, I wanted to see death troopers utterly annihilate those fucks
@TheNexDude
@TheNexDude 5 лет назад
"I've always been a feminist" It's gonna be one of those movies huh......
@RisenSlash
@RisenSlash 4 года назад
i don't understand how an actor's worldview is going to significantly impact the movie
@vertexvortex
@vertexvortex 4 года назад
Not sure how it isn't a red flag
@remito7839
@remito7839 4 года назад
@@RisenSlash As soon as there is mention of appeasing feminists with the female lead character you just know that the movie is most likely trash. Because appeasing feminists basically translates to writing nonsensical characters with 0 focus on storytelling or logic.
@remito7839
@remito7839 4 года назад
@Gameboy224 Oh don't get me wrong it is definitely better then the sequels. It's just obviously not as good as it could have been and doesn't quite live up to the other star wars movies. The new Pirates of the Caribbean movies aren't necessarily bad either, but compared to the first 2-3 they aren't great. It's the fact that they make these mediocre movies and try to sell them to us as continuations of our favourite series that makes them look bad.
@samynator0904
@samynator0904 3 года назад
Surprisingly... no, she doesn’t feel invincible just because of being a girl like another protagonist Mary Sue from a galaxy far far away
@NDTexan
@NDTexan 3 года назад
Take away the post production Darth Vader additions and the last 5 minutes that tie into a new hope and this movie is entirely forgettable.
@benjaminjane93
@benjaminjane93 2 года назад
Kinda feel like it's more important to Disney to have characters be rolemodels than actual characters.
@royterrance6853
@royterrance6853 7 лет назад
Stop making me hate movies I innocently enjoyed, I realize now that I only liked Rogue One because of the shock factor of a darker star wars, you were right and I'm now wondering if ignorance was bliss.
@Andrew-fi1sd
@Andrew-fi1sd 7 лет назад
You liked it for the shock factor of a darker star wars, so? Why is that a bad thing?
@Golemoid
@Golemoid 7 лет назад
nah fuck that edgelord shit. i hope next SW movie is moke like TPM/ROTJ
@poppag8281
@poppag8281 7 лет назад
You do know it's not "incorrect" to like a movie right?
@LINESVlog
@LINESVlog 7 лет назад
or you know, you can just have your own opinion?
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 7 лет назад
+Artakha the Creator And the shock factor wasn't even that good in relation to the other movies. Oh wow, Will Turner Prince Caspian dude shot a cripple? That's so much more shocking than Anakin murdering an entire school of children and the entire Jedi Order fucking dying. Or Luke gazing upon the vaporized skeletons of the people who raised him. Much dark.
@dagdamor1
@dagdamor1 7 лет назад
You know the Darth Vader scene was good when E;R enjoyed it.
@paulsteven4551
@paulsteven4551 6 лет назад
The ending with Darth Vader had so much promise. But it might as well have been Darth Vader Lvl 100 vs Generic Cardboard Cutouts canon fodder Lvl 1. Would have been much better for a battle between the Rogue One team & Vader. We have the plans, we have to transmit then, hopefully someone will intercept them (Where are those transmissions you intercepted). Vader appears. Jyn Erso, "Rogue One & you canon fodder guys we have to stop him to allow time for the transmission to be picked up by someone". The band of misfits who have been kicking arse as they have "a very particular set of skills. Skills we have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make us a nightmare for people like you", think they can stop Vader. Then Vader just cuts them down like a hot knife through butter. Chirrut "i am one with...." cut down without so much as a how do you do. They will known the true power of the darkside. Jyn & Cassian die thinking they have not succeeded. But, no. He slowly walks towards the Generic Cardboard Cutouts taking them out one at a time. Maybe Vader had a plan all along. Allow the plans to be taken. Allow the Death Star to be destroyed. Allow Luke to become powerful. Have Luke kill the emperor. Rule the gaxlay as father & son.
@austinhaynes6420
@austinhaynes6420 6 лет назад
Honestly the movie was kinda shitty, I ended up not caring about the story so much and watching Vader just murder people was rather satisfying. I'd honestly wish the Star Wars movies would have more lightsaber fights, or Sith/Jedi just destroying normal guys, like the cinematic cutscenes of The Old Republic, those were pretty awesome.
@matiasnl
@matiasnl 6 лет назад
Adrijana Radosevic Why would anyone have to fear Vader if there's absolutely nothing that shows why he was feared by the rebellion. That scene shows why he was a threat to the rebellion. That's what I thought at least.
@NexusKin
@NexusKin 6 лет назад
You know anything is good when ER enjoys it!
@mariokarter13
@mariokarter13 Год назад
38:38 They finally announced the live action Moana lol
@Valiant1977
@Valiant1977 Год назад
E;R I'm loving your video's! So glad I found your channel through EFAP. Please keep making them. They are very well made, a lot of fun to watch and I find the criticisms well thought out and will delivered. Also, you make me laugh 😂 Thank you!
@scoundrelkeklord6827
@scoundrelkeklord6827 5 лет назад
There are only six Star Wars films and you can't change my mind.
@aocgoomba8798
@aocgoomba8798 4 года назад
3*
@jackrabbit4617
@jackrabbit4617 4 года назад
@@aocgoomba8798 ok, boomer
@aocgoomba8798
@aocgoomba8798 4 года назад
@@jackrabbit4617 haha look at me I said ok boomer aren't I funny haha please pay attention to me
@jackrabbit4617
@jackrabbit4617 4 года назад
@@aocgoomba8798 somenone is deeply hurt, sorry darling.
@alejandropinedarojas48
@alejandropinedarojas48 4 года назад
@@aocgoomba8798 OK boomer
@danielpapai728
@danielpapai728 7 лет назад
Im guessing the gems are the people who creating the Mary Sue characters
@dddmemaybe
@dddmemaybe 6 лет назад
Disney has Mary Sued viewers and fans of all their shekels. _Sued_ Kappa (Because people do the dollar dance to any movie that plays out all of their _perfectionist fantasies_)
@viscounttavaris9788
@viscounttavaris9788 4 года назад
That moment when you realize Garreth Edward’s quote about shades of grey in war and “good guys doing bad things” pretty much exactly matches Weiss and Benioff’s boneheaded description of “The Bells”
@midgetydeath
@midgetydeath Год назад
Disney didn’t realize that in the original series, stormtroopers beat the shit out of everyone except on the Death Star when Vader ordered them to trick the rebels into escaping for the tracking beacon. In the rest of the original trilogy, if you count shots and hits the stormtroopers have outright superhuman skill.
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