Star Wars: The Last Forcebender 

AlternateHistoryHub hi

Can you do a "what if the last jedi didn't suck"

AlternateHistoryHub the hell are you doing here of all places on the internet?

What're you doing here

Oh shit we got AHH here

How would she even know how to speak Wookie as well 🤷‍♂️

Can anyone say MaRey-Sue?

@@KGDanny02 nice

Typical sjws

IS insulting

Laughing Octopus If you liked this, give MauLer's three-part review a go. And his rant before that :)

Laughing Octopus its gonna be better when Mr Plinkett reviews it.

Laughing Octopus true dat

Kelvin Reyes Nah, I'm tired of his try hard forced parodies. I actually prefer MauLer over Plinkett now

No jokes, I don't regret watching this pile of crap now thanks to this video. Thanks E;R

look up the satanic cross, ahem, it's Kylos' sabre.

@Noon @Veltiant1 I'm not sure if you people just pretending to not see, but I believe, the burning cross is "white robes society" reference. 😉

Finn died for their [Ryan & J.J.] sins.

@Noon St. Peter

Adam driver was in a movie about the kkk I’m writing this at 4:27 in the morning

Gnasni Well, he is an actor, not a pornstar. That's clearly the wrong priority.

He hated the movie the moment he read the script

Mark Hamill is one of the real-est actors ever, he's gonna say if he doesn't like something. He did it to TLJ and Disney told him to tone it down, so he came up with passive aggressive "It's the longest one" gag. Mark's a clever dude.

It is *long*

Longer than was neccessary...

Jacob F 😂😂😂

🤣

And then she tries to rape Finn. Everyone knows women can't rape, so therefore, TLJ is also sexist.

Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣😂😂🙏🏼

😂🤣

You fucking moron. Phasma was brought back because the fans were pissed she was just another Boba Fett and Disney wanted to try to fix that. Sure, it failed, and I'm not defending their handling of her, but get over your insecurities before commenting.

Zalty It was a joke you dumbass.

Ah, I see. In that case, I retract my statement. It's just hard to tell around here when people are serious with their criticisms or not.

Zalty Emo much?

Allen Whitaker Emo? Nah, just fed up.

>whines when he's finally found using his own map

He is not like other girls

Y'all sound very creepy

Luke didn't leave the map behind, it's never established where they got that map from, or how they even know it leads to luke

@@xolotltolox7626 Well a part of the map was with R2-D2, which is actually Luke's droid and friend.. And R2 was with Luke right after his academy burned down, you can see Luke place his hand on R2 in the flash back. So it looks like Luke left at least a piece of the map with R2, like bread crumbs of a trail. So its actually possible that Luke left the map behind, or a piece of it.

not by comparison. You were wrong period.

@@talentlessartist7929 Please. Explain.

@@talentlessartist7929 yeah what are you talking about?

caffineandshiny Anakin is not a Mary sure. As simple as that.

@@talentlessartist7929 yes, but he did say episode 1, and only a little bit

And pathetic comic relief. Who cares about his relationships with major characters? Let him play with porgs.

mojo jojo In the OT, Chewbacca was a: Valuable mechanic that repaired C3-PO Great warrior, that hijacked an AT-ST and saved the battle at the shield generator on Endor A second to Han Solo, that assisted him everywhere from flying the ship to fighting in the halls of the Death Star But yes, a big Teddy Bear.

@@devynd6476 Big Roosey bOI

lol

Oh God. U made my day🤣🤣🤣

Oh man, he's gonna absolutely rape that movie after it comes out!

Don't forget Jedi Party 2: Episode 7: Annihilation

Ikr!

Same

@Heavy Metal Collector At this point, Shyamalan would be an improvement.

This.

But actually if said corporations want some kind of trend or idea to be buried because it defeats the narrative they want to shine for profit or power, they will also hire people to spam negative reviews.

Also applies to the political arena

Protectect that honest edgelord all the cost!

Akhually... both are equally as powerful. Simply put stupid, angry, misinformed or edgelordy people are countless. And you can't pay that many people before it gets way too much in the open. Bots can be used by all, advantages cancel each other with disadvantages for both groups. In the end, they are usually equal in power only distributed differently. After all,if corpos are so god damn powerful, why do we see such low scores in users for their products? Why not trash those few neckbeards with their might bots? Because they can't. They can pay up reviewers who are generally few, they cannot stop thousands of people. They can't overwrite them with their paid shills. That's why we see 90% reviewer score and 30% user score You live in one of those e;r-mentioned reddit posts.

Steve S Daisy Ridley is hot af lmao but the Chinese are incredibly racist, so they prolly don’t like Poe and Finn

@@Basketballerphx The Chinese are indoctrinated in their school years and even before that; with undying loyalty to CHINA.

They're messed up for that. 😂

They are also extremely racist so

@Enclave Soldier Are you kidding me? I'm a straight girl, and even I know she's gorgeous. 💜

The Skeptical Christian THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!

haha holy shit your right. How the fuck did he cover that distance anyways, he was over an hours walk away by that point?

Oh come on, they were only several football fields away from the rebel base directly in front of an enemy flank of ATATs. Is it really so difficult to believe he dragged her fatass body safely back to base in under a minute???

The Skeptical Christian ROFLMAO. xD

The Skeptical Christian I hope it hurt her then. She deserves nothing less.

TaverensPull it shows u there mindset. It's why Rey is a Mary sue. If they were for equality those shirts would be "force is everyone"

Yoda: "Look beyond this material world, you must. Truth will you find." Feminists: "How dare you puppetsplain to us! We have vaginas!!" Yoda: "Empty, your philosophy is. Ruin franchise, it will."

I always think; "If that's the case why does Leia only use it once."

If they really wanted to grasp the message it would be "You are the force."

TaverensPull Wait, that's a thing that exists?

Imagine a star destroyer doing orbital bombardment and the resistance/or rebellion just shouting HOPE HOPE HOPE MUST NOT DIE!!!!!

@@chokoloteblack9328 yeah their hope will die with them

True. But a battle plan creates hope. If there is zero hope, that's a good indication that perhaps your boss has no battle plan either.

Its an okay medical plan.

This. Sheer idealism will accomplish nothing. *Competent* idealism gets something done, if you're lucky. Hope isn't some miraculous substance that exists on its own, it works through people and *things* must be done by actual *people* to make that hope become reality.

Dielan Island "I'm offended" "your racist" "your sexist" is the counterargument of people with no counterargument.

Daisy is as good as her acting. She got lucky to be in SW

How is Mary Sue a sexist term? It's not used at all in a sexist matter, its not used to discriminate against women. It's used for annoyingly perfect female characters, like how Gary Stus are used for annoyingly perfect male characters.

Daisy: "I'm too stupid to know what a Mary-Sue is, and I'm going to call the huge number of fans that use the term a bunch of sexists, because I'm too also bad at marketing."

Kylo Racist Name Wat? There's no truth in anything Daisy has said. Rey is the most Mary-Sue character since the original Mary-Sue, at least in a mainstream film series. She's just too dumb to know what the term means and too lazy to look it up on her phone.

GO AWAY NOW!

Damn... That wordsmithing though. 👌

Delta 118 huh?

Good one!

I remember seeing that in a video which one was it

He probably has the Force in real life. His career has been really stellar despite his lack of soft skills.

Actually, he hates Han Solo. He wanted him to die in Ep V

Harrison Ford went to George Lucas during the filming of Episode VI and said how we thought it would be best if Han Solo died protecting Luke and Leia to show how far he’d come and how much he cared. George Lucas told him that dead characters don’t sell toys.

Just like how he predicted that Greedo would shoot him if he didn't shoot first.

he has been playing the long con

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kinky

@Anonymous Cheese Based off the first trailers for TFA I thought that was the direction they were going. Was really disappointed when he didn't end up a jedi

Never before in a movie, tv show, novel, etc. has the lead character ever spoken this out loud. Let alone the sequel! Usually the LEAD CHARACTER is worked out by the start of the second act. This was the moment, right at the start of the movie, where I realized the movie would be woefully unsatisfying and use meta crap to avoid criticism.

@Anonymous Cheese tbh it sound really good, Finn already have that "i was the bad guy but now i am the good guy" story ready to go, and a black jedi would be really cool to see

SaturnTubes exactly, and he wasn't pot shoting them at the start of the battle, took a lot of aiming and misfire before lining up and timing perfectly his shot in a gun he clearly wasn't familiar with.

SaturnTubes - That's a really good point. And when has Rey shown even the slightest hint of being excited at some personal triumph? Mostly she just looks bored (with her mouth slightly open; now I can't unsee it). That is, when she's not all frowny-faced and angry while berating some male for not being as awesome as she. Kyros - Another good point. He's a good pilot, good enough to get the torpedo into the exhaust port, but he couldn't save Gold Leader. And he wasn't even good enough to survive on his own: both Wedge and Han have to step in and save him from certain death. Rey? Three TIE fighters in one shot, and that was just her warming up.

guys i just disassempled a jet and became an expert pilot

SaturnTubes yeah yknow... LIKE AN ACTUAL CHARACTER WOULD DO?

Let's not forget that pilots probably got told by Vader not to shoot down the falcon just give them a scare or something.

Sexual assualt finned Rose *wink-wink*

His look of horror when that fat, ugly, stupid bitch smooched him after getting all their friends killed.

@Xenovista This girl that I was trying to get at last month in University told me that only men are able to rape, and that women can't rape men or other women. I immediately lost interest in her and didn't ask her on a second date, not that she would say yes after my response to that lol.

The Crystal Gems would be proud.

@@pnp072000Good for you. She's clearly either delusional, stupid, or both.

This is a double fuck up because in one scene she is shown clearly being fascinated be the sea and pouring rain. So the movie first acknowledges she is from desert planet... and then forgets about it.

@@Szrama1123 well of course they did how else are you supposed to be expected to forget about it too? Besides how else is Rey supposed to know how to swim?

May Ray Sue

one should have stopped wondering such things 30 mins into the last film

Mah-REY-SUE

@Oggy Booga maa mannn

He is the RU-vidr RU-vid deserves but not the one it need's right now.

I watched it with no expectations of the movie at all. I came out disappointed.

Hi Crow.

Poor guy, must have paid so much for the ticket :/

That's E;R, not E:R.

The actual movie was misogynist and racist, and it wasn't trying to be funny about it. Consider that.

I’m black and I’m cool with this as well tbh. There’s a difference between comedy and legit racism and I wish more people of color would realize this.

@@p0etikxjustice499AHHHHHHH ITS A BLACK PERSON.

@@WaxxyOne wait what?

@ben dover So non evil people?

Twinkle toes

Mark prefered George Lucas to make the movie with, than anyone else. This shows how George knows his own franchise better than anyone else (duh). Yet people hate George for the prequel, because these so-called fans think they know the Star Wars franchise better than the very man who created the Star Wars universe himself. They think they know how a Star Wars movie should be, suddenly become a Star Wars expert. I said go eat those di$ney sequel turd.

@@Therizinosaurus George Lucas is also the man who wanted the next films to be about the gang being shrunk down to go into Luke's body and fight some virus. He's also the man who greenlit the Clone Wars tv series, which was about 60% meaningless filler, 25% actual garbage, and 15% gold. He's also the man who caused several promising star wars game projects to be delayed with his executive meddling - yet was 100% behind Star Wars Kinect... I get that sucking off George Lucas is 'hip' with folks now that the mouse is parading the corpse of star wars around, but Ol' Daddy Georgie is full of equally stupid ideas for his franchise, as well as equally capable of snuffing out good ideas for it.

@@brosephnoonan223 Except that he does not make any of those shits you mentioned. George Lucas to Star Wars is like JK Rowling to Harry Potter. You cannot protest, its his creation. What makes you think you are the only qualified Star Wars expert who knows how to make a SW movie than the man who created the universe himself??????

Fancy seeing you here my man yowlife

And also “I was the most optimistic character” Heart-warming.

And he deserves so much better

Like Bruce Wayne and Batman

Fab what u doing here? Aint your discord good enut yet? (You shall never find me)

F A B StarTrek is; at least; *endurable*

STD?

The DORUK Star Trek is communist propaganda.

The DORUK the last jedi is too. Just not for you and some other people. The internet can’t be happy with what they have because they have to fuck up good stuff. The reason the og trilogy was good was because the story and how there was no internet to fuck it over.

Dr Shaym Exactly. I don't understand why people even try to make that easily debunkable argument.

Back then, Jedi Masters had to survive to actually train people fully. Yoda couldn't train Luke if he got killed first.

sikid4000 Because they are honestly stupid... I mean seriously people, every time you try to defend this movie it only shows how much ignorant and desperate you are. Just say you like it in a personal level, then you will only be attacked by assholes.

Okay, so a character that in 3 other movies served as an optimistic protagonist, who in the last movie believing in a person that everyone else thinks is beyond hope and redemption puts himself in not merely mortal but potentially even worse peril for, is standing next to the bed of his nephew. The son of his dear sister and his best friend of many years. He glimpses a possible future with the Force. And this warm, kind, optimist that has been known to see the good in people you would think had none left, his first instict. IS TO KILL HIS NEPHEW! I'm fucking sorry, what! How was this character change established? What happened prior to this singular event that that was enough to push LUKE FUCKING SKYWALKER TO ALMOST KILL HIS NEPHEW?! "This is Jake Skywalker, this isn't my Luke Skywalker" - Mark Hammil There are numerous ways that they could have tried to explain why Luke is in hiding, and they went with an option that utterly betrays the fans, the character and the Actor that has a passion for Star Wars. I suppose that is an achievemnt indeed.

Oh if he went to hiding because of shame that would have been ideal, but that is not what happened now is it, he specifically said he went there to fucking DIE... Besides this is Luke fucking Skywalker, he would rather have a conversation with Ben rather than kill him, not to mention he did it in the most cowardly way possible: While the kid was asleep and Luke was literary going to staved him in the back! You honestly believe that a man like Luke who could see the good inside the most evil creature in the universe being Darth Vader, who was more of a Hitler than bitch Ren there Vader literary killed billions, flooding villages, killing people in hospitals and using the Death Star to wipe out Alderaan.And despite all of that Luke saw the good in him and went out of his way to save his father even if it mean giving up his own life...Not to mention that this is his nephew, his sister and best friend son... Luke cares more about family than anything else... Do honestly believe that he will betray that thing about his character. Besides you said it yourself you are desperate to like this movie... Look sorry but this movie is undefeandable from a professional storytelling point of view, from a Star Wars point of View, and from a movie point of view... You literally have not argument to defend this shitty movie than with your emotional opinions, just like the rest of people who defend this movie... Hey if you like in a personal level, that is fine to each their own taste... But do not come to defend it, you will only suffer and differ until you basically start attacking anyone and act like a cage animal. So....Fuck off will ya!

I watched the movie on Blu-Ray. I laughed hard at the entire movie. I treated it like Sharknado and Rose was hilarious.

An accurate representation of liberals and veganism.

>Purple Haired feminist takes command of Republic forces >Treats respected Captain (that's a guy) like a child and fails to communicate the plan to him despite the fact he has proven his worth in battle > Proves just because she's a woman doesn't mean she gets to be a Mary Sue hero like Rey >Incompetence as a general costs her most of the resistance but at least has the decency to die for her failure >Asian protagonist dies crashing her vehicle. Hotter sister was more liked despite having far less screen time. >Space Nazis make a comeback from having their base destroyed and achieve a tactical victory at the end of the movie >Two most important characters that have died so far were the White guys Han & Luke and because of their absence everything goes to shit real quick. How is Rian Johnson that big of a SJW when he makes them lose in the end because of their incompetence?

cookumms For bonus points: Who do you think needs to clean up the mess the animals made?

Yep. That part still makes me mad.. seriously? Why not free both the kids and the animals?

As an actor, it churns my heart

That's some Jedi level restraint.

The OT crew doesn't get one fucking scene together in the whole sequel trilogy. What...the...fuck?!

He controlled his inner Joker trapped within him (if you know what I mean)

@@v2153 and now it could never happen again. They squandered their one chance in the universe to have all the OT characters back tofether

David Rosas Ikr! :)

Damn, he thirsty!

Apparently strength is using authority to only get your way and doing things that involve strength in the most literal sense as in picking up boulders and winning at swordfights.

Cause they get off seeing women can mess up and yet have everything handed down to them while easily fixing everything ( even while they didn't really do much) and no consequences for their dumb-ass decision making

Well, they like it cause she is strong, i can understand it, powerful woman are not common on movies, But, being strong because you are a fucking deus ex maquina is totally bullllssssshhiiiittt. Strong female that deserves her force -lol- by her on effort>>>>>>>>> Strong female with power outed from her Ass.

@Un-broken and victorious Yup, just it. But most feminists don't care about how something will make the woman stronger, they just want it being bad or not.

@Un-broken and victorious Say this to rebbeca sugar...

Legit when women do it "you're supposed to like it" or "you KNOW you like it". I've had women even turn into stalkers before... even stalk my friends and social circles or places I've hung out, just appearing every fucking goddamn where... one that was a wiccan (witch religion) even built a shrine for me she said... Yet yknow as a guy its creepy and unnerving for you to just... exist

cuz she lives in recruit difficulty

Nobody cares about men

Because of double standards and normalized misandry

@@elgatochurro You are a Yandere magnet. Good luck with that, things could potentially get very complicated, & bloody messy (no pun intended) in your future. Best advice, tell the yandere if she really loves you she must prove her eternal love by offing only herself, & no one else.

I read this whole thing, and all I can think about are Snozzberries, and if they taste like Snozzberries.

J E wwwww

The lead in SW has always been an American. JJ's first crime.

@@phonepunk7888 Hayden is Canadian and Ewan is Scottish. What the hell are you talking about? Google is your friend.

@@footychat3992 Ewan was not the lead.

Guess. Fucking. What. SHE. AINT. A. SKYWALKER

I know. I was referring to Palpatine

@@justamanwithsomesoup3352 yeah, she take it just like everything else during the trilogy without earning them, if Ren would've been redirected and they get married then at least she having the skywalker name made sense!

@@speci4lforce yeah, this trilogy is a patchwork creature like Frankenstein and even more ugly!

@@justamanwithsomesoup3352 "Who are you?" "I'm Rey...Rey Skywalker."

Until a month ago I never knew that it was Admiral Ackbar in either of these two movies... No dialogue or even a good shot at a name tag on a uniform to reveal it, at least not that I noticed... I'll have to watch TFA again I guess. In TLJ he was just referred to as "Admiral" by Leia before they were spaced.

@@dasshaker2372 They do mention it for like 5 seconds, after Leia force flies her way into the ship, they say something like "The whole command including Admiral Ackbar were killed", if i remember correctly

@@TheSenate6666 You're right. I had to check a minute ago, it's just before they introduce the incompetent Admiral. He deserved better.

Feshiylife Luke already flew a T-16, which was very similar in controls to an X Wing, and he already has experience flying and shooting small targets like the Death Star hole back in Tatooine. I'd give in to the notion that the Rebellion had no reason to employ him, but my guess was that they were short on pilots and needed every man they could get their hands on. Plus, he already had saved Princess Leia, so she porbably had a hand in allowing the Rebels to trust and take in Luke.

@Feshiylife "if people in movies acted logically they would be boring" Are you rian Johnson?

They were basically asking for that joke

CHOP CHOP

@@travisadams6279 Theres a good girl

@@squarek123 More like begging on their hands and knees

I wouldn't mind a short about a Jedi chef.

it's her natural place

Lmao same “THERE’S A GOOD GIRL”

In other words... ROFL

Chop chop lol

The Rebellion was doing much better until Princess Leia spend their whole budget on nose candy.

Give him a break, not everyone knows about this stuff 😂 although the fight scene was insulting after the prequels gave us those treasures.

@@miguelmontenegro3520 ah yes spinning is a good trick

@@Mordoras1379 Did you want a boy to pilot like an airforce officer?

@@miguelmontenegro3520 I'm talking about the crappy over choreographed lightsaber fights And anakin should be dead not destroy a whole lucrehulk

That was the worst fight I’ve seen in years. Perhaps it’s because I like actual Kung fu movies.

Jujubeans hes still a SJW dumbass. Even after Disney raped his character

how is he an sjw dumbass?

Malal he back tracked on everything he said, and supports the leftist shithole that is modern hollywood

@Marcos Recio Hollywood was never leftist to begin with, they are liberal capitalists that are using this whole Diversity nonsense as a distraction and a smoke screen to cover for their own incompetence and to protect their huge egos. Left and right don't mean anything in the present day. At least, the original definitions don't mean anything.Hollywood shills for coastal capitalists, who tend to be very 'progressive' on social issues. America's elites always had a sense of philanthropy for minorities as well. (Mostly since they make for really good lapdogs to use on mostly white workers.) Basically, cosmopolitanism and liberalism are part of the capitalist agenda. Even a bloated welfare state is part of it. (Have taxpayers absorb the costs of low wages.) It makes perfect sense that the same Hollywood that shills for immigrants and black people would somehow shill for drone-striking arabs and supporting capitalism.

“So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.”

Nicholas Leclerc ha! That was funny! Love Hamill in all his interviews. He tows the line but slips in jibes where appropriate. He knows we still love him

@Not, Not Sure Good, GOD ! I've never received so many likes in all my life ! 11 is not a lot for some, but for me, it is ! Edit : HOLY SHIT 641 LIKES !!!!! 2nd Edit : *_HOLY SHIT 768 LIKES !!!!!!_*

@joseph watson When he signed on for the movies, Lukas was still in charge, then he sold the Star Wars and Hamill along with it. He was under contract, only way out is to break it, and you DO NOT break contracts in the US of A or anywhere else, there is no higher crime in the eyes of the corporate LAW!

Bet he wanted to say "it sucks"

@joseph watson According to some leaks the whole GB 2016 thing was because Sony hijacked the project from Reitman's hands and gave it to Feig and because legal bullshit the original actors where obligated to be in it and kinda shill the movie. Pretty obvious if you see Ackroyd before and right after the film released

It's an encapsulation of this movie: The actor who played and developed through a character for at least three years hates how his character is treated. The people who grew up with and loved that character hate it too. And they are both surrounded by garbage.

@@hans-ulrickalbright4867 You could say the same thing for European culture

Brian II Don't let Dark Lizard Goddess Merkel catch you saying that.

How would you react when someone takes the character that you played, cared for and were identified with and makes him a dumb bitch? Sequels should be known as The Tragedy of Mark Hamil.

Hans-Ulrich Rudel bruh, the first one came out in 77 and the last one came out in 83. Make that more like 7 years if you account for all of the production, but he’s pretty much been synonymous with the character Luke Skywalker ever since. It was his crowning achievement, his biggest role, it’s been a huge part of his life for over 40 years and Rian just ripped ass all over it. What sucks is Hamill is legitimately the nicest guy, it’s a shame anyone ever thought to do this to him or that people sat around and watched it happen

Pretty much the Lore explain that surviving Jedi went exile because the Empire literally hunt them.

@Heavy Metal Collector the first order is so fucking wierd and nonsensical its hard to understand how the people who wrote this shit could legitimately give less of a fuck about what they are writing lmao. Its goes from fringe rebel group trying to rebuild a long dead empire from the ashes, to dwarfing the now dominant republic so fast its imposible not to ask, how tf where they ever a fringe group if they dominated the entire republic for no good reason in a matter of seconds. Deadass even when they lost all their army, recources and their strongest weapons they still body the republic. Luke knew snoke was not only a sith lord, but actively trying to seduce his young hunky nephew; did he not care that there was a creepy old alien man trying to rebuild an empire by luring in his young aprentices with space candy?Wtf.

*Obi Wan

Francis Board Coppola “Yes, I know.” I was trying to make a point by purposefully misspelling.

@@GigaChadh976 Perceptive one are we? Lol. You see the words but fail to grasp the meaning. Context is important, always.

It would've been nice if Luke said something like, "I know what he said." Back to Ray.

@@doolittlecraftsmann302 and how does Ray know how to speak Wookie in the first place?

@@butthz8850 How would I know?

*demonetized*

What the fuck

Loud Nigra scream*

The profile picture fits perfectly

Andrew Kramer once a man has been inside you, you know when he's coming.

big papa top kek

Nice Twitter post

What do you call mauler's 5 hour review?

Follow me @BigSkoot trabuco9

Don’t forget the “offensive” jokes, this makes it a 100% Chad!

Dr Shaym - 37:38

The Phasma v Finn side plot (or lack there of) was the worst thing since my son.

He’s pointing at her eye/neck, where the helmet leaves a gap

All stormtroopers armor is blaster proof to a degree. some of the trooper we seen get him was knock out, knock down, wind knocked out of them from the impact of the blast, others were killed cause the armor was over matched with the power of the blaster or hit in wear points. So even if Fin had it too her head the range of an inch may of over matched it or caused so mucg brain trama she would of died.

Lord Renek Gamer that makes absolutely no sense, if so why not just wait to shoot her till she gets close when fin faught her in TLJ?

i lost it when he said it for the second time.

It's something what Divine Rod would say :/

It’s longer ? “ *No..... no, that’s im..POssible !!! Noooo !!!* * wincing in pain *”

He trolled Rian and Disney perfectly.

I never thought about that. Disney doing some shady business

It all makes sense

No you just have to pay a bunch of team leads and comp artists, editors and storyboard artists to make it work. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. GOD DAMN IT THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. That said... shit movie. hate the mary sue character and all the useless aimless characters floating about.

To be fair, it would be a disservice to Carrie Fisher to let her character have a meaningless death when she has A) died in real life, and B) Leia has always been an important revolutionary character in universe. Like, I am aware it could have been done better, but it's obvious that when making episode 8 Leia wasn't supposed to die, and that when Carrie did die it was already far too late to try to rework the story to incorporate her death while making it one she deserved. Letting her die off screen is obviously out of the equation, so all they had left was her unused scenes from the previous two movies. Which they absolutely have to include somehow, and then she absolutely has to die in a way that honours who she is, but when all they have left are scenes which were never supposed to lead to her death... Basically, the movies were bad. Leia dying as she did was never part of the plan (largely because there was never actually a plan, but if there had been then her untimely death would have been a major blow), but because she did they really had to just try their best to make her major with what they had. I can't fault them for that. Now, how they handled Luke, Han and Chewbacca (who I still believe was treated the worst of the three), that is something worth complaining about.

Chauncy Raymond It’s probably still cheaper than to higher a living actor.... since you know..... you can make them do what ever you please, plus no issues with arguing over contract terms etc.... so yeah it’s probably cheaper for Disney to still use a dead character

Ive read crack fics with better writing than this trilogy

@Anakin Skywalker CW If you think the billions of fanfics made are all terrible then you aren’t very smart

Hard to imagine most fan fiction writers would allow Rey/Han to finish each other's sentences the way they do in TFA. That's hack writing.

Fan-Fiction is cringe lol, it's written by desperate and lonely women wanting to self-insert themselves as the love interest of the main protagonist and/or a cope and justification for the awful writing of the movie, comic, game, etc. their fan-fiction is based off of. In reality, Rian 'Small Hat' Johnson giving a metaphorical middle finger to every single fan-fiction is HYSTERICAL and DESERVED. But still, Disney destroyed Star Wars beyond repair, I've been saying this since 2014 (a whole year before The Farce Engorges).

@@TheAnonymousIndividual Sounds like someone only read the worst of the worst FanFiction and thinks that applies to every single piece of FanFiction ever written

lukewarm17 Wow you're right lol

lukewarm17 You know that such a basic skill I didn’t even notice that

Maybe she swam in hydro-farms, like those that Luke's aunt and uncle had.... And then this is also on the spice planet from Dune with the giant underground aquifers. Hey maaaaan, that explains [starts spinning the screen] evvvvverythiiing.

FlashyHippie that sounds so much like an Adum gag

Do Oasis's exist on Tatooine and Jakku?

XFanmarX they had no plan. At least bearded fat boy thought about his trilogy arc on the toilet more than once.

If his twitter is anything to go by he's completely capitulated to this idea even if deep down he doesn't want to. I'm convinced his character was bastarized along with Han to make way for the new heroes which going by the main movies and Rogue One it's strong female protagonists

I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't a cunt

Said new generation consists of manly women and soy boys.

If the series is going to implode, may as well get paid. It's dead now. The past is dead and the future is dead. The story is trapped.

Very true; a bland or indiscernible personality is definitely one of the most common traits of a Mary Sue. However, Katniss also comes across as a Mary Sue due to her apparent lack of motivation for winning the Hunger Games, aside of course from saving her little sister's life. There's also the fact that she is almost instantly trusted and admired by everyone she meets. Not to mention how Katniss becomes this pure and incorruptible symbol of hope, love, and rebellion against the totalitarian government of her world after winning only one tournament and doing almost nothing to justify that kind of notoriety.

Honestly, the books portray her a tad better in this; in the books the author actually makes clear that Katniss is deeply manipulative, cold and oppertunistic. Her inner thoughts actually give her a lot of depth and make clear that she is entirely out for herself and actually thinks things through a lot, and often thinks on the repercussions her murders have. But that still doesn't change that her outward personality is, in both the books and the movies, fucking cardboard.

Yeah but she looks like Jennifer Lawrence. In a dingy post-apocalyptic hellhole, I'm surprised the entire district didn't want to date her.

@@colers2366 I honestly hated her personality in the book. In the movie she's tolerable but in the book her cold attitude of not being able to make friends and her manipulating Gale to run away with him, lying to Peeta; it just comes off as a bitch to me.

ur meme savior is here that’s what made her interesting, I kind of liked that our hero was a manipulative bitch. So much more realistic. Def not a Mary Sue

Also how did Rose even get there, she was somehow ahead of Finn, even though we saw everyone turn around in their speeders?

Well, Leia is a woman, and Han and Luke were men, so therefore to serve the Feminazi agenda, both of them had to die. Also, Leia is General Leia now, not Princess Leia, and was the sole head of the Rebellion, while Han and Luke were deadbeat losers who died alone and broken. It's ok, she did just fine without them anyway. She's a strong, independent woman who don't need no man!

Carrie Fisher died after the movie product was finished. Unexpected.

Don't worry, CGI Carrie Fisher will never leave us.

Chronocide to be fair, Carrie Fisher died AFTER this movie was filmed. they had no way of knowing she would die. as far as they knew, she would have been there for episode IX.

Chronocide Because Carie Fisher is a woman

Havne't watched it yet. I'll go get some popcorn.

I could nail my foreskin to a rusty sheet of iron and it would be better than the actual movie

@@rossholt9352 that.....that's the most beautiful review of this movie.

John Smith waaaaay better

And yogi is also smarter than the average bear.

Mary Sue is bad therefore she can't possibly be playing one, or it would suggest she took on a bad role. As if no actor or actress in Hollywood has ever done that. Hell when it comes to sequels sometimes that bad role is a character who used to be good.

BonzoDog67 Lizardking she can't even define her own character.

she dumb

“Mary Sue is Sexist because it has the name of a woman in it” Daisy Ridley makes even less sense than her character lmao

papershadow69 i genuinely cannot think of a bad role that Clint Eastwood has ever played

Totally agree, Han and Alex are/were dicks. Mark has always been my favorite on and off screen. RIP Carrie Fisher, another gem.

He is one of the first true fans.

​@@Deadly_NightkidYou're an idiot.

Episode 10: Stol Episode 11: en Episode 12: Joke

This whole thing had me dead lol

And it was all a dream

hahahahahahahaha xdddddddddddd original af just as original as the force awakens

now we just wait for a real jedi

Cmon Andy Serkis is giving it his all

@@bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni Andy Serkis is always great

@@yooooo8600 oh yeah I was so interested in his character. Then they killed him and ruined it

I really respect Adam Driver for being a real actor and not letting this one character define his career. It's nice seeing him just being known as Adam Driver and not Kylo.

Yeah Adam definitely got out the best from these films, and by that I mean he never refers to them ever lol

Miralage And pretty hypocritical considering Luke almost killed his dad after he used the dark side to beat him.

Ayy Lmao chopping someone hand off is not the same as killing someon especialy a family member indiana jones will never cry or beg for mercy in a fist fight elen ripley will never leave her love one to save herself and luke skywalker will never kill his family that is what make them being a characer and you better bridge the gap to change that

momiji lily I’m not talking about chopping his dads hand off, Luke was tempted by the dark side in that duel.

The Ghost of Gotham The second half of your post could be cut off and nothing of value would be lost.

That pissed me off so much, there was no way in Hell Luke would do a 180 like that, especially with the flimsy ass reasons that they gave.

Shut up young man, you don't understand this generation.

Bob Woggle You’re right.

Dylan Lewis God, I know this feel. Nobody called me a sexist or old man for thinking Pokemon Black and White > Pokemon Sun and Moon!

I'm 38...but reading this post makes me think there is hope yet for young SW fan that haven't fallen into Disney's trap. Maybe just maybe...

lex1247 lol nah, teens are already mostly pretty aware these movies are shit, but as for very later generations... like kids who are 10 now... well we can only hope they look back and realize how shitty these movies are after they grow up. Kinda like how I did. I watched prequels when I was a child, and I liked them. I thought *Anakin* was cool. *Anakin* Then I grew a little older and realized how bad it actually was. HOPEFULLY the same thing happens with these kids. Hopefully.

A racist Russian bot*

Watching this video now is a completely different experience to when I first watched it

@Dmitry TKR tru

The fact that me and none of my friends even bothered to pirate this movie...

Mert Arican CHAMFUL DISPWAY

Isn't TLJ on Netflix

@@NATANT0409 I don't think so

I mean.. they did specify that the system they destroyed was where the New Republic's government was based... It'd be like nuking D.C. technically we'd still have a government but we'd be hurting hard. Not necessarily defending TLJ, but they kinda did cover this one.

@@themini_b The US consists of more than just Washington DC, you know that right? They really aren't going to collapse when their capital gets nuked.

@@themini_b The problem is that I have no idea how big the actual Republic was, they don't even give me any hints in the movies, and forget about anything concrete.

@@-JaggedGrace- Exactly. And there in lies a major problem in the world building, or lack thereof.

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That's a really good point, modern shows/movies in general seem to have hapazard cuts in their editing which makes following the story very difficult and annoying. It's becoming less like a linear progression of events, each of which furthers the plot and more like a puzzle you need to piece together via multiple re-watches to fully enjoy.

I have been told that quite a few if not all shows and movies in Hollywood practice scrapbooking; they film several cuts and show each individual scene to an audience in a vacuum, and the best picks get Frankenstein’d together and sent to the silver screen. This, obviously, results in storylines that barely make sense, plot hooks being dropped or appearing out of the blue and things being segmented harder than a robot centipede.

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Your profile made me think i had a hair on my phone lol

Dude your profile picture made me thing for a second that I had a hair on my screen XD

I originally read that as #ShitMasterrace XD

ִ I thought your profile was a hair on my screen

AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT!

For real I was thinking that exact same thing. Force ghosts and manifesting in the force to be a voice was something that you had to be trained to do. Qui-Gon learned how to do it, but didn't finish. Yoda learned how to do it, Obi-Wan learned from Yoda. All these other Jedi didn't train for it, we shouldn't hear their dumbass voices. Avatar rip off

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deathsdoor07 And if you take ten seconds to check the choreography, you realize none of them have any idea what they’re doing.

@@SchneeflockeMonsoon I never said they did.

deathsdoor07 I know. I was adding to your excellent comment.

@@SchneeflockeMonsoon the people doing the choreo had to find a way to fill in the beats Kylo and rey missed

SavageChewBaka plus I doubt those stuntmen could even fucking see through those stupid fucking visorless helmets

They were nonsensical and fake terms created by the Tribe to shut out discussion anyway, they never had meaning. Only the small-minded use them.

What about the words "edgy neek"?

Based

@@matthewbrennan9758 I would ask you what a neek is. Haven't heard that one.

@@sirpepeofhousekek6741 please

Zeem haha me too! Immediately liked the video after I heard that!

Zeem didn't you notice "Gradually, I began to hate them"

+robin brojber Well, I'm not THAT well-versed in propaganda literature. Good catch, though.

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+NOT Charmander a bit of a odd thing I noticed but Mark Hamill's older appearance looks like slavoj zizek. ;_;

Or like E;R said, the guy is just tired.

+B T like... :puts on sunglasses:... 'Me And Michael'

pretty sure he said it as a joke

he said it as a joke to insult Ray's idea of him coming back

George Lucas has been calling them laser swords since the 70s

@@airsoftreaper99 yes, George Lucas has. Not people in the Star Wars universe. Luke would never call it that.

Go mansplain somewhere else!

AHAHAHA absolut mad lad lol

Im the Admiral now and YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT

Good old "Admiral Genderstudies"!

Not only that he gets fucking shot afterwards. Lel

How do I find this reddit post? I love this shit, (good guys being the bad guys) and have to read it.

@@doolittlecraftsmann302 I mean there are plenty of videos and posts kind of going devil’s advocate for the sith and trashing the Jedi for a while.

@@doolittlecraftsmann302 Going on about how villains were right, they always are.

Well they are definitely not the good guys. Rather manipulative, power hungry cult strong arming the biggest coalition in galaxy. Still better than sith of course. And in many ways... right about stuff. In others blind as a bat or straight up counter-productive.

You love those ACKTUALLY morons who just want the fake internet points to feel validated and ‘intelligent’

“Rice” Lol 😂

*rose

Raven Whiteduck *rice

So deep down she has kinky urges but she feels she can't act on them because that would be giving into the Patriarchy!

Shadiversity just completely annihilated that choreography

Or every one with eyes

E;R did say on Twitter that he regrets saying that.

@@quplet even a black neonazi like e;r can change

Shadiversity: *laughter* you dumb bitch (meme, if I need to point that out)

+トロール Isn't it the liberal youth that glorify the concept of voluntary homelessness and vagrancy, while still going to expensive coffee shops and getting expensive haircuts?

posh? she sounds like she comes from kent. middle class drama school that's what her accent is. not RP.

I almost wonder if her and Jyn Erso should've switched places

I suspect both actresses were considered for both parts and If that is the case, they made the wrong one. Jyn isn't a better character, shes got all the mary sue qualities and zero depth but Felicity Jones is better, as she can act and is likable.

Steve of Unknown Kadath I don't think that that factors into her being a Mary Sue, it's just lazy writing and acting. =|

If you just turn your brain off and pay attention to the childish rants and its just mindless entertainment

T H E Y

Statement: I am still worth something even though I am older than all you meatbags, I even killed off the younger HK-50s because the younger droid generation were inferior to the wise, possessing lesser intelligence to myself, the original HK assassin droid. Observation: It's funny how much these young arrogant meatbags are full of foolishness

Based HK-47, thank you for your service. Ultimately the best thing to come out of the Star Wars EU.

This was easily the best Luke has ever been

Rodeen no. No. No. Nono. Nonononono. Absolutely not. No. Stop. Begone. That’s not an opinion. It’s a factually inaccurate statement. Cease and *_D E S I S T._*

@@shaneyy__ fucking sheep

It’s 43% as of December 2019

It’s not like RT is dependable site to go for now >.> cough captain marvel incidents and other shows getting their scores altered.

Bro!! XD that shit had me dying

Honestly we should all stop relying on RT. Defenders should stop saying critics like it. Critiquers should stop saying fans hate it. Fans definitely do hate this godforsaken movie, but RT isn't a good way of measuring that

@@Nachocuppajo This was BEFORE RT forced people to verify they saw the film. So basically a small minority could make false accounts and drag down the rating. So yeah LLLOLLLL on yourself. At least be accurate.

Plot convenience... I even hate when dnd players make a character without really thinking about how an upbringing might change them... You can really see the difference between people who were raised with a dark hateful upbringing vs those that were sheltered because the sheltered GLORIFY aspects of it... all that EDGE and none of the substance

jmac2050 The arm stockings are for covering up Daisy's psoriasis. No joke, poor her and everyone with it, I don't wanna be an arse about it.

Luke destroyed the death start without pilot training or force training

@@guairefernandezamil4084 don't know what movie you saw

She has as much depth as a drop of water.

t c, I think Mark was excited when the trilogy was first announced, but just like the fans, his excitement slowly petered out into disappointment and contempt as the awfulness of the new movies unfolded.

Hamill might be the biggest Star Wars fan there is so I can imagine this movie must be really devastating.

Lmao

Это поразительно что на западе еще не все ебанулись с этими нежностями и толерантносятми.Все еще есть люди что ценят здравые шутки.Надежда все еще есть в наших сердцах.🤣

Fuck Meesa Exactly

Fuck Meesa Best thing since TCW

Episode 3 was pretty good tbh

Yep. Although I always liked Revenge of the Sith.

If you never appreciated the prequels from the first time then youre an uncultured savage

Prince Zuko *_That's rough, buddy._*

That is true, but on the other hand, she was out-numbered 3-1. Fancy silver-plating armor isn't going to do much good when you got three armed strangers throttling your neck. And one has a pension for ripping out the arms of droids when they lose in a game of space chess. Still, what I really hated was the fact that not only was the actor wasted (again) but the character was wasted just as much. My main problem with Phasma is that she could have been interesting. The comic book (you know, the one that 90% of fans are probably going to miss/skip?) shows a lot more of who, Phasma is. Why did they waste that story-line on something most fans are never even going to touch? I know comic-books are cheap and easy to produce on a large scale, but still, without the comic-book, Phasma has no personality besides "over-zealous military leader." Which, by itself, isn't a bad character. Full Metal Jacket proves that, but unlike in Full Metal Jacket, Phasma has zero time to really develop outside of her short comic-book series. And that's a shame. Honestly, If you want my opinion, they should have taken the actor (that probably cost them a fortune to hire in the first place), hire some extras, have a small film crew (nothing on the size of TFA/TLJ), and film-out the comic book's story. They could have released this as a short 45-to-60 minute movie that covers the events of the comic book in theaters or TV... and that would have done so much for this character that sadly... only looks like she was made for the trailers.

MrRjwagner I know your pain. That's me with Finn. Except I just had hope. No way in HELL am I reading the extended media for this series.

I had high hopes for Finn. A renegade Stormtrooper? Brainwashed since childhood to be a mindless killer but who learns to think for himself and fight his mindcontrol? A cool was that? And what a cool new character arc to introduce in SW movies! Then TFA wasted his character by making him a foil to Rey's and... comic relief. And then TLJ did what it did.

In TFA I thought she was a robot.