ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT | House Flipper Song! 

LYRICS: VERSE 1: It’s half eleven and your doorbell chimes Yeah, I know I said I’d start at 9 But I had to grab a bap on the M25 Don’t worry, love. Still gonna charge for the time ‘Cause I’m the jack of all tradesmen And your place is craving renovation Straight from the facias down into your basement ‘Fraid your radiators need replacements Greatest decorator in an eighth mile radius Don’t check my ratings, swear they’re outrageous All their outrage is baseless - I’m blameless Only three of my extensions ever caved in You got savings? Ooh, well I hope you do ‘Cause it’s a heck of a job that I’m quoting you Look, I know that you only want a coat of blue But to be safe I’d better run my dozer through I could do it in a flash, in a jiffy, in a jot But the trouble is, love, it’s coming up one O’Clock So I’ll have a spot of lunch, then a cuppa, then I’m off And I’ll come back tomorrow, see if anything’s in stock If I’ve got it in the van, that’s grand If I haven’t then I gotta’ get the parts from Japan They should be here Jan, maybe June, in year, maybe two But I’ll take the down payment now, see you soon I tell you, I’ve got five star reviews! And by that I mean I have five one star reviews which is basically the same thing. CHORUS: Satisfaction guaranteed Cash in hand and no receipts Your dream home is my debris How’s about a cup of tea? I can see a little room for improvement I can see a little room for improvement Now, are you sure you want the glass translucent? I can see a little room for improvement VERSE 2: A one man overhaul sporting overalls Though I don’t recall the load bearing walls So I ‘spose I ought to bulldoze ‘em all Eh, your home is sort of disposable I do wiring, grouting, I put your power shower in That pipe ain’t leakin’ it’s just a little fountain Whatd’ya mean that’s not what a power shower is? The spout’s right here where the plugs are mounted? I’m the handyman with the plan To retire via cheating cash from your gran Do you really need to tile all my ceilings? That’s right I’m afraid, that’ll be ten grand. If your wall’s too bland I can lend a hand Got a car full of samples to artfully fan And most of the lead free cans aren’t banned Though some colours are still carcinogens We got eggshell, beige, ecru, sage Hessian and sesame and peppermint rage Indigo Dingo, Elephant Plague Hotdog Embargo and Lemon Rampage We got Baby Blue, Navy Blue, Gravy Blue, Maybe Blue Grape and Rhubarbecue, Caribou Cabin Crew Third Degree Verdigris, Turtle Infirmary Phlurple and Curdle and Terminal Burgundy- Oh.. White? You’d prefer white? Okay then… I mean, that’s fine too… CHORUS: Satisfaction guaranteed Cash in hand and no receipts Your dream home is my debris How’s about a cup of tea? I can see a little room for improvement I can see a little room for improvement The fixtures are nice but the quote don’t include them I can see a little room for improvement BRIDGE: They say home is where the heart is And that’s true enough I guess ‘Cause it seems like your garage is Now in car-diac arrest I’ve installed some extra arches But your bathroom’s somewhat less I’m afraid to say your bath is Firmly parked upon your desk VERSE 3: I’m a stone cold filler Pro roach killer I’m a fixture of fitting in A kitchen in your villa’ But my tea cup could use a little refill And I don’t suppose you got a biscuit do ya’? I’m no clever boffin but you know I’m never stopping I can stick up a partition quicker than you’d slot a noggin I’ll be bodging ‘til my spirit’s level, lying in a coffin ‘Til then I got a new side gig in pressure washing! CHORUS: Satisfaction guaranteed Cash in hand and no receipts Your dream home is my debris How’s about a cup of tea? I can see a little room for improvement I can see a little room for improvement You clearly just don't appreciate the Brutalist movement. I can see a little room for improvement I can see a little room for improvement I can see a little room for improvement Regulations? Nah, never use ‘em. I can see a little room for improvement

"I asked you to paint my house, why the heck did you bring a hammer?" "Look, if you don't assert your dominance over the walls, they'll turn on you first chance they get."

The most British song on the internet's public now, heck yeah. Genuinely such a great track.

2:24 "Just a bit emulsional" That is the best pun I have ever heard in my entire life

As a professional house painter he’s spot on with the weird paint names. They’re always like “Sleepy Morning” and “Rustling Leaves” lol

"Just a bit emulsional" after listing off all of those -colors- colours is probably the best thing I've ever heard (until next month, of course)

He literally made an ENTIRE VERSE out of paint colours. It's perfect✨

"Are you sure you want the glass translucent" nearly sent me off the road when I heard it on Spotify, I'm so glad I made my way here for the full experience. What's left of the house looks lovely!

I love how the character stops thinking about the con and genuinely gets invested in the colors.

I feel like you legitimately broke some OSHA violations while filming this. Worth it!

Never knew seeing Stupendium in overalls while singing as a confident handy man would complete my life.

I love how Stupendium can go from suave business man to super sketchy looking handy man.

I think THE Reason why your music is so catching is because you can HEAR how much fun you had recording it

Just when I think Stupendium has hit the ceiling of wordplay, he just shatters it with lines like "I'm not hurt or anything, just a bit emulsional"

This song was five stars!* Actually five individual one-star songs, don't think about it too hard.

Hm, a lot of the rooms shown actually have a pretty good paint job, 'specially the orange-and-grey one. Theory: Painting is the one thing the House Flipper is good at and has professional pride and passion for, which is why he's so disappointed that his customer prefers white colored walls.

I picture the backstory for this character being like an art major who's Dad was a handyman. He genuinely does know his stuff, and has an eye for aesthetics, but most of his work comes from brutally boring white-on-white paint jobs, loose/rusty pipes, and demanding, stingy clients. Disillusioned with his work, he basically just doesn't give af for most of it, alternating between doing the bare minimum effort and actively scamming his clients just to get by. Yet deep down, all he really wants, is a truly fulfilling, challenging reno. Something to tie together his two great loves; art and home decor, so that just one time, he can feel like he hasn't wasted his time. You could write a book about this stuff, honestly lol

I like the chorus's nod to "Rouge's Gallery". It really drives home how trustworthy these two gentlemen are.

"Greatest decorator in an eighth mile radius" is an underrated line.

So you filmed this at your new place huh? I can only imagine a neighbour at the window witnessing your antics. "JUNE! Juuuuuune!" "What?" "You know that bloke who's moved in next door?" "Yeah." "He's outside with the pressure washer!" "So?" "He's singing at a camera and shooting the water at the tree. I'm telling you, love, he's gonna bring down the neighbourhood." "He seemed very nice when I talked to him this morning. Anyway, you had a bad enough opinion about John when he lived there." "Well yeah, I mean, one day his wife's there, next day she's disappeared without a trace." "Don't start on that again." "She's buried under the decking, I swear it. He's standing on her corpse, June!" "No he's not. She divorced him and moved in with her sister." "Who told you that, June? Hmm? John did." *Continues watching Stupes jumping around on the decking* "You should tell him."

"Eventually all walls meet demolition" - now that's foreshadowing

Ah glad to see some sports direct mug representation. Truly a British icon.

This feels like a very clever way to write off an entire home renovation as a business expense.

3:34 he took the time to commit arson and burn his house down just for one scene in a song mad respect

I've now decided he says "greatest decorator in an eighth mile radius" because that's the minimum distance of restraining order that literally every other contractor has on him, and he's turned that into an advantage

"Satisfaction guaranteed, no retractions - no reciepts" - Redd "Satisfaction guaranteed, cash in hand and no reciepts" - Flipper I see they went to the same school! Good on 'em.

“Satisfaction guaranteed / Cash in hand and no receipts” _Flashbacks to Rogue's Gallery._ Oh no… In all seriousness, great job with this song! Way to incorporate your move into your projects!

Based on the information that the renovator has Tom Nook’s accent, Crazy Red’s chorus, and Blather’s bridge, I’ve come to the conclusion that he is the man who builds your house extensions in Animal Crossing when you’re not looking. His outrageous prices are heavily influenced by working for the extortionist swine known as Tom Nook, as is his sense of interior decorating that leads to being baffled by someone wanting white walls instead of funky wallpaper colors. In this essay I will

When the chorus kicked in and he said "Satisfaction guaranteed," I immediately followed up with "No retractions, no receipts, refund laws may stand on land, but not transactions planned at sea." I have an unhealthy amount of knowledge about this channel's Animal Crossing songs.

This man, THIS MAN, just seriously rhymed colors. This song is just so goood

Not gonna lie, that Orange/Gray Satisfactory coloring on that room looks absolutely sharp.

★★★★☆ He was really nice and easy to work with, giving me plenty of suggestions and always singing while working, unfortunately, I had a friend of mine (an experienced handyman) look into his work, and apparently his job wasn't the best, putting outlets in the shower and removing load-bearing walls, would hire again.

Bringing back the “satisfaction guaranteed cash in hand and no receipts” line from 16 videos ago from rouge’s gallery is astounding, I love how they perfectly played a psycho construction worker with a stereotypical Brooklyn accent.

I swear if the "Satisfaction guaranteed" line is a reference to your Redd song you're a GENIUS. Also congrats for the song !

Can't believe stupes bought an entire house for this song. Now that's dedication to production value.

It took me too many replays of this song to catch that they said "eighth-mile radius". Would genuinely like Gravy Blue walls in my house, though. Lovely color.

Not gonna lie "You sure you want the glass translucent" really got me

I like to think that you ACTUALLY had to paint the walls for yourself and while doing so you were thinking of all the wordplay you can make in this situation and all the funny colour names, just imagine Stupendium with a paintbrush gigling to himself and while painting a wall.

I'm pretty sure I've had a dozen builders who sounded exactly like this as well (though considerably less musical!)

1:47 "do you really need to tile all my ceilings" one of the best parts😂

Dude my theatre kid brain is going nuts for all these songs

All Stupendium songs have one thing in common, extremely good flow, and this has one of the best of any songs i've listened too.

Stupes had a lot of fun making this video. Literally look at his smirk when he walks by with the strobe lights

"Just a bit emulsional" is just an awful fucking pun that I CACKLED at.

Every time stupes releases a song I have the same thought: "this is by far his best work", they're all so amazing

"Why do I need all these taps ? Someone take them away please !" That's is the greatest song you've ever made for sure !

Officially the most Bri'ish song on the interwebs

2:54 now that is the look of a man who has absolutely no idea what he's doing anymore but is doing anyways

You know how you can tell when a singer is smiling, or when a creator is having a lot of fun with their creation? Yeah. Me too. This is a great example of that.

I have been in home-repair mode all summer, stuck trying to repair a house built in 1920 and repaired in the 1980s by a guy that knew more about the crack pipe than PVC pipe. This song hits so hard I nearly drove off the highway both laughing AND crying at the same time. Utterly. Absolutely. Brilliant.

i've already watched this like 20 times

This song is the most British thing I've ever heard.Great bloody job, mate.This song is such a banger there isn't any room for improvement at all. 🧡

Can't believe he made a song about HOUSE FLIPPER. This man is a legend. Props to you for even taking the time to think of that paint rhyme too (°-°;)

Getting my kitchen remodeled as we speak, literally the perfect time for the perfect song. Thanks again for the bop Stupes!

As someone who renovates pepoles houses to make a living, this is so accurate. 1:03 Even the Van is the exact same model we got. xD

"Just a bit emulsional" LOVE that line lmfaoo

Man, you've had a stellar year for releases. Just between this, Vending Machine of Love, Fragments, Fiend Like Me, and Shine Through I think I've had more songs of yours stuck in my head than my own. 😅 Bravo, bruv.

I dunno Stupendium, I think there's still a little "room for improvement" Anyways now that I got that joke outta the way, amazing song as always!

This is a straight bop and I'm going to organize and paint with this playing in the background. See how long it takes for my husband to worry and make sure I haven't picked periwinkle for the walls.

Seeing you point at the camera with disco lights on and holding a sledgehammer, *and* dancing, is the most amazing fever dream

I think we can all agree on one thing. With this song there is most definitely no room for improvement.

Hell yeah, more Stupes! You can turn ANYTHING into a song and it'll kick ass, as evidenced by this! Only the Stupendium could make a song about home improvement and make it an absolute banger!

Still don't get how this mastermind make so perfectly fitting lyrics to all these games. I'm amazed everytime you release a new song nowadays Stupes. Keep it up!

as a son of a builder, I LOVE this song it reminds me of the early morning smell of going to a new house after grabbing summing from screwfix and a bap from the burger van. LOVE IT (especially the Tea & Biscuits parts cuz our customers would always offer BTW to all ppl if u don't offer your builders a biscuit and a drink that's just disgusting lads)

This song is on my 'listen while doing chores' and 'building anything game' playlists. It is catchy and boppy, while depressing about a snakeoil selling cowboy builder.

Something about the converse with the full-leg overalls, the hair, and the mustache all together with the little accessories like the watch just creates an incredibly charming character design. So casual, so cute, so...scumbag. Perfection.

The way he sang "Satisfaction guaranteed, Cash in hand and no receipts..." was the final thing that made me fall in love with this song too. This mans talent is awe inspiring.

This song alone has done something very amazing. And that is creating stupendium lore. On the page with the ratings you see advertisements for the satisfactory company and the 2 point hospital company with stupendium in the advertisements. Meaning they are in the same universe and time period as this song. Now i understand it was just a cool little easter egg. But i still find the idea of stupendium lore amazing

The line "Home is where the heart is and that's true enough I guess. Cause it seems like your garage is now in cardiac arrest." With the absolute abomination of wall color scheme and tiles in that room had me cackling. XD

I've been relistening to all of Stupes' older songs and he certainly saw that little room for improvment and nailed it. Compare this song to the ones he was releasing two years ago and the improvement in music quality is phenomenal. He's mastered his art so much that even when making a song about his rennovations, it's brilliant.

I feel like stupes could make an entire song out of paint colors and it would still bop.

I don't know how such a man can animate beautifully, write and sing amazing and comes up with clever puns

I haven't heard a home improvement rap this good since weird Al's handy and hardware store.

“ ‘Til then I got a new side gig in pressure washing! “ Was that a reference to Power Wash Simulator? If so, nice. And also thank for recognizing that the game should pressure wash and not power wash.

I’m sure there’s a joke to be made that Stupes could make a song about paint drying and it would slap. But this one kinda does!! As a new homeowner I can SO relate to this. Sadly my handyman has neither Stupes’ lyrical wit nor glorious facial hair.

"I'm just a bit emulsional" gets me *every single time*.

"Oh, dear, love. You've got a red subscribe button." "It's grey now." "Look, i can fit you a grey one from the van to 200 quid, or you can click the button and do it yourself." "It's been grey since I discovered ya' songs because they're amazing. Always 'ave been, mate." ".......Kay. fair enough!" "This song is no exception, and im pretty sure you always have a bigger budget than the actual developers of the game." "Mhm......" the conversation I'd have with stupes if they sung this while destroyi- PAINTING. painting my house. 5 stars, mate.

You know Stupes, it still amazes me how you’re able to raise the standards for yourself every time you make a new video. And I must say that using what I can only assume to be your new house as the set is ingenious. Par for the course, the song is yet another bop-the editing with the different colors was definitely my favorite bit, and the lyrics were even more sassy this time around (not to say that’s a bad thing, darling~). Well, that’s all from me for now. Until next time!

Ok, i need to say The Rythm of your songs always improves something Nice work

I hate how well you captured the shitty one man scam in a van tradies.

still annoyed that i cant find any comment about the line" you clearly don't appreciate the Brutalist Movement", as in the exact Architectural style almost every flipper uses. Bright random colors and unnatural geometry . Love that part

Ah yes, the beginning of a new month. Winter is coming, birds are leaving to warmer places, and Stupendium uploads a new song! Lovely times!

A) How can someone choose a white wall after seeing 'Maybe Blue'!? 2) Did you record this because you moved and saw an opportunity? If so, that is honestly genius. iii) For a game I actually have little interest in myself, this is honestly one of my favorite game-based songs and is on my repeat playlist as we speak! Great job, really loved this one!

this is so aggressively british and its the best thing ever

I ONLY RESPECT MUSIC CREATORS WHO MAKE ENTIRE VERSES OUT OF PAINT COLOURS... YOU HAVE EARNED MY RESPECT

I love how he made the color verse rhyme… the amount of work that goes into these songs is amazing. I’ve loved every song he’s made, they’re all so underrated

You pull of the 'scummy' lyrics so perfectly every time you do them, Data Stream, Fine Print and Nook line and Sinker are wonderful examples.

Still listen to this song regularly, and the line "terminal burgundy" still makes me think "ah, the Children's Hospital color".

I'm very late to this video but its really obvious how much fun you had with it lmao, it's great

Everything and anything has room for improvement if Stupes hadn't made a song about it! Nice work as always.

Inside for House Flipper, and eventually out door for the inevitable Power Washer Simulator song. Now if there was a popular game about exorcism then it would be the cleanliness trio

I absolutely love that this song is based on how everyone actually plays the game vs how it was intended to be played.

We all love it when Stupes is singing as a ceo extolling on the horrors of a corporate economy, but what we truly need more of is Pure brit stupes !!

Been playing this game for a long time now, and now we got a Stupes tune to groove along with? Banging! I'd say that calls for a cuppa!

I swear this guy will make a remastered version of this with the motive behind it being that he saw a little room for improvement.

Stupendium's dancing in this one is legendary. I think it about it all the time

It's funny to imagine that your house is burning down and the architect is just like:'that'll be £500,000, a car and 3 souls of the damned'

The jams keep coming and they don't stop coming. Dude I'll never get over how talented and full of style you are.

Masterpiece of a song as always Also that lyric "I GOT A NEW SIDE GIG IN PRESSURE WASHING" is the trailer for a Stupendium Power Wash Simulator song and you can't convince me otherwise

I love the fact that, though living only an 1/8th mile away, a 2 1/2 hour detour to the M25 was taken.