WHAT A PLUNDERFUL WORLD | Satisfactory Rap! 

Order your Satisfactory merch and replicas now at www.lizarddoggo.com! LYRICS: INTRO: Do you love the sweet smell of industry in the morning? Does terra firma fill you with terror versus firm factory foundations? Have you ever looked at Mother Nature’s splendour and thought, ‘Eugh...’ We have brave FICSIT pioneers nobly shaving off the galaxy’s superfluous greenery Grinding it down into the fine mulch of progress and refining it into pure ingots of profit And now you too can join them Welcome To the AWESOME shop CHORUS 1: The planets and the stars are new frontiers of revenue And our pioneers bring bargains factory direct to you Try not to be disheartened by the trees that we consume Call and place your orders of Products from the AWESOME shop INTERLUDE 1: Violent violet boars on your iron ore? Carnivorous critters crashing your Caterium conveyors? Then do we have just the product for you! VERSE 1: Every planet features sweet resource veins that you can extract Sadly, selfish creatures then, of course, make them their habitats We’ve got a brilliant new addition to your haversack Thirty thousand volts of pure eviction in one handy pack Introducing the Xeno-Zapper, just as soon as it leaves the wrapper Any nuisance beasts giving you any grief just give a brief zap and you’ll see them scatter Is it cruel? Does it even matter? Deep below, well, we need that matter It’s a tool with a decent stagger but certain pests need a beefier splatter The Xeno-Basher is our premium offering Guaranteed to leave more than a few teeth wobbling When local zoology opposes remodelling We recommend them a deluxe clobbering INTERLUDE 2: Case in point! This little bugger clearly needs an excavation of his brain from his head Oh... He’s uh... He’s brought me a berry... Nobody’s ever brought me a berry before... Go on, get out of here! CHORUS 2: The planets and the stars are new frontiers of revenue It’s one small step for industry, one giant deal for you Leaving deep space carbon footprints in some giant freaking shoes Wake up babe, new ores just dropped Now stocked in the AWESOME shop VERSE 2: ‘Cause it's thirsty work, converting the fertile earth From worthless dirt to stuff for the twerps on earth to purchase So, what’s a few birds in a furnace? Slurp from your new coffee cup, you’ve earned it Land that’s not wasteland stands wasted Raze those plants and then replace with Plating plants, gas excavating Fracking plans are quite groundbreaking Flora and the fauna aren’t important when there’s more to sell Heck, even our chainsaw fuel is ground up alien tortoiseshells There’s no need to focus on our one-sided war of the worlds Ripping up the rosebuds as we’re plundering these ores n’ wells Climate impact? Disregard it, you’re under contract to farm it Our market share just can’t be spared and you’ve got artifacts to HARVEST INTERLUDE 3: NEWS FROM EARTH. WIDESPREAD CHAOS. THERE IS NO HOPE BUT FOR ALL CITIZENS TO IMMEDIATELY HARVEST ALIEN ARTIFACTS. YOU MUST COMPLY. YOU MUST COMPLY. YOU MUST COMPLY. CHORUS 3: The planets and the stars are new frontiers of revenue And our pioneers bring bargains factory direct to you You’ve reached our complaints department, you’re three millionth in the queue Critics say we oughta stop But then who’d stock the AWESOME shop? OUTRO: It's that blinking Lizard Doggo again! That’s it, you were warned! I am gonna clobber you with... He’s brought me another present! Look, I can’t do it! He’s too cute It’s a... It’s a barrel of nuclear waste... Thanks little guy... I could never be mad at you...

I'm glad video game companies are realizing that getting Stupendium to make a song on their games makes them more money

I'm going to do a parody of this called "What a Wonderful World" but make it a jazz crooner song about the beauty of planet earth

You know a game is good when Stupes makes two songs on it

“There’s no need to focus on our one-sided War of the Worlds,” “Ripping up the rosebuds as we’re plundering these ores ‘n wells,” …This wordplay is so GOOD

There's always one line in every Stupendium song where I go "He can't keep getting away with this!" And for this one, it's "There's no need to focus on our one-sided War of the Worlds / ripping up the rosebuds as we're plundering these Ores N' Wells"

I can't get over "Wake up babe, new ores just dropped." Laughing myself to death over that clever line.

So I'm listening to this song again for some unknown number of replays, and it occurs to me that Stupes is alarmingly good at writing lyrics for dystopian and evil corporations. I want one where they are genuinely good with no ulterior motives and are confused why their reputation is garbage.

The best way to get people to buy your products is to have the stupendium make a song about it. It could literally be a song about potting soil and I’d still buy a bag.

These "sinister capitalism" themed songs are always so well done from you, I fricking love it

The fact that during the 'you must comply' part they showed the merch store URL is so cool

A SECOND Satisfactory rap???? Call this some mandatory overtime because this game's making you put in the work! Not that I'm complaining; another BANGER from Stupes is NEVER gonna be a bad thing!

3:39 "And Lizard Doggo seems unafected by the tremendous amount of radiation. Well you know what happens next right?" -Josh, Let's Game It Out

>There’s no need to focus on our one-sided war of the worlds >Ripping up the rosebuds as we’re plundering these ores n’ wells Gods damn it, I love your wordplay!

"It's a Lizard doggo eats Lizard doggo world out there. But that doesn't mean it won't also try to eat you ! Be careful, those uniforms ain't cheap..." Welp, we're back at sinister capitalism once again and it has been proven once again that it's one of your classic themes. Great job once again M. Stupendium Sir !

"Critics say we oughtta stop, but then who'd stock the awesome shop?" I love how you turn basically any game into a song about capitalism XD

The diode with "Chorus" lighting up is just another level of detail.

"Wake up babe, New ores just dropped" What a cultured line Sir, many compliments

this one's got some great moments. From the lizard doggo giving a berry followed at the end by nuclear waste, the CEO zapping himself, just how dorky he is. But hands down the best was the alien "you must comply" part. It came so unexpected to me since I have not played the game, so it felt like I just walked into a horror song and I'm digging it.

2:43 " There's no need to focus on our one-sided war of the worlds. Ripping up these rosebuds as we're plundering these ores n' wells." God _dammit,_ Stupes.

This is a nice contrast to the songs with the 'you will submitt to corporate opression and be miserable' theme. Here the singer seems thrilled to be a ecocidal industrialist middle-manager and is happy to welcome you to the fold. He's actually sincere when he says 'Come join us in concreting over paradise, it'll be a blast!'

'Ripping up these rosebuds as we plunder these Orse'n'well' is such a fucking clever line holy shit Stupes deserves SO much more love, their lyrics are absolutely fucking Incredible every single time.

I love the little "Chorus" light that flashes to the tempo. Amazing detail.

I loved the little plushie moving LMAO. The zapper introduction style is impecable and the build quality is incredible ! Nice work as always. Side note, i like the thematic subtitles!

Your constant cacophony of rhymes and tongue twisters, even in absence of a backing track or video, are wonderful. With the addition of the rest it becomes quite superb.

Both this and matter of factories have a really good feel to them, both with vocal effects and music. It sounds exactly how you imagine the ficsit team of engineers would write a song, incredible job!

I am from Russia, I am 13 years old and I really love the creative work of the Stupendium. It is a pity that he is not so well known here in Russia. I hope someday this will change. And I wish you success and further development of the channel!

As someone who just got into satisfactory, this is so great

I LOVE THE UNDERTONES!!! Stupendium you are a legend

The fact that Stupes keeps improving with every video AND that these songs keep coming at such a (relatively) quick rate is honestly impressive

I've said it before and I'll say it again, every song you make requires a specific drink to listen to it with, and I feel this one needs solid black coffee.

I have to commend you on the attention to detail and your ability to add the lyrics to the video and even making them part of the charm! I love it, and its references to "A Matter of Factories"

Stupendium really just nails the corporate vibe Every. Single. Time.

Ores'n'Wells went hard as fuck with the line "One sided war of the worlds" Unfathomably based.

TIL Citizen Kane was an Orson Welles film. Heard the related lyric and sensed a pun I couldn't understand. Well played!

Stupendium, the Ruler of making me watch videos related to games I have never played, but now probably will.

I just love how the thing when behind when he's holding the xeno-zapper clearly says DO NOT LICK but then later in the song.......

"There’s no need to focus on our one-sided war of the worlds Ripping up the rosebuds as we’re plundering these ores n’ wells" the wordplay with Orson Welles is genius

Been binging the other Satisfactory game's song this week, this feels good

I am brought an unreasonable amount of joy from the "Chorus" and "Spoken Interlude" indicators on top of this awesome ear worm (the only lifeform to survive the ecosystem devastation)

I checked out Satisfactory after hearing your first song and long story short I'm 400+ hours in.

My headcanon for the reason behind the "no one's ever brought me a berry before" scene (and the atomic waste scene by extension) is that Stupes couldn't bring themself to even pretend to zap the lizard doggo plushie and I honestly respect that edited for pronouns. sorry, Stupes

OH MY GOD THE LIGHTS ON THE SUBTITLES BEEP ON BEAT AND REACT APPROPRIATELY! CHORUS during the chorus and SPKN.INTLD during the spoken interlude. Details man, details

I love how this sounds similar to A Matter of Factories but completely unique and new at the same time. Very surprised to see a new song released so soon!

love the detail of the chorus light on the subtitles bar lighting up during the chorus

And I think to myself what a wonderful new song that I’ll play all day on my birthday tomorrow. But in all seriousness I really love that he just so casually and happily sings about mass genocide. And the wordplay is as always superb. Brilliant song sir, simply smashing

Oh my god the chorus for this one is fantastic.

Finally! my third favorite stupendium song is getting a sequel, i remember being so obsessed with the first one. Fantastic job as always!

Quality song made me buy a quality game. I love "relocating" the local wildlife!

I don't know if anyone noticed on the screen in the background at 2:28, the "hydration is a bonus not a rigth.", but it's just killing me

Okay that Orson Welles lyric was, as the kids say, Straight Fire! keep it going Stupes!

I cannot believe how you keep making better and better music each time, yet none of the older songs feel boring in comparison! You're so good at what you do!

Song so good it makes me want to get back on satisfactory and create massive factories that destroy the climate.

The flow on this one was really unique! I also loved the implementation of the "wake up babe new X just dropped" meme. Long live lizzard doggo!

I just realized that you use ores n’ wells rather than "AWESOME worlds". Bravo Stupes. Another level of genius lyricry.

This is completely irrelevant, but I just got my spotify wrap up for this year and here are some things I learned from that: 1. I listened to 46,684 minutes of music this year 2. Of those 46,684 minutes, 5,344 minutes were spent listening to The Stupendium. 3. Spotify says I was in the top 0.05% of Stupendium Listeners. 4. "Nook, Line, and Sinker" was my second most listened to song this year. 5. I have A LOT of time on my hands.

This song is yet another incredible brainworm that I’ll be listening too on repeat for quite some time. The animation on the logo at the beginning was absolutely INCREDIBLE, just like a real CNC machine. The ‘you must comply’ part send chills down my spine, and the fact that you got to work with a prop company that does replicas is absolutely incredible!!! And, uh, about those beams, I promise I’ve been working on it I’m just a bit behind schedule is all! 😂

2:27 You would fit right in as a consultant for our nascent megacorpsTM, with genius ideas such as this. Are you sure you aren't a backwards incarnated CEO from cyberpunk dystopia? 3:11 BY THE BRETHREN MOONS, the CEO and Earth have been corrupted by the monoliths!

You've manufactured another brilliant work, Stupendium! Edit: I've built up quite the tower of likes.

Honestly lizard doggos are perfect: they're cute, they generate infinite overclock crystals and they are indestructible teleporting back to where they were before instead of death, *which could also be used to duplicate them creating a quantum boi which is both ripping the fabric of reality and fixing it.....* Just like i do!

I've didn't know how much I needed another satisfactory song untill now. Holy cow it's so GOOOD :o

My favorite thing about this song is that the tempo almost matches the craft bench in the game

Always love the amount of effort and passion that goes into these videos! Thank you for being fantastically hard-working, Stupes! Have a great weekend!

Does anyone else get the vibe that this is his House Flipper character who gave up on renovating himself because he sucked at it and so opened a business where they make renovation supplies instead. He destroys alien worlds because that's really all he was ever good at

The Stupendiums studio must be like a factory if it’s churning out this much good, quality entertainment 😄 ~Alastor

That was awesome video! And today's my 22nd birthday! Thank you for your awesome present, Stupendium! ❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

“Plundering these Ore’s N’ Wells.” Damn dude, you didn’t have to go that hard

I love the xeno-zapper verse, it flows and rhymes so well. Just "Introducing the xeno *zapper,* just as soon as it leaves the *wrapper* any nuisance _beast_ giving you any _grief_ just give a quick zap and you'll see them *scatter* "

Stupendium with another instant classic of a song. I cant wait to add this to my Stupes playlist right next to their first Satisfactory song

"There's no need to focus on our one-sided war of the worlds. Ripping up the rosebuds as we're plundering these ores and wells." That is a legitimately award winning lyric.

Props again to the team for giving us what we expect, while simultaneously upholding promised influence from their sponsors.

I was JUST listening to your old song about Satisfactory and now you release this masterpiece! Thank you and all the other behind this!

Man NEVER fails to deliver Id love if stupes ever made a song on Deep Rock Galactic.. Exactly his vibe with the capitalism themes

My goodness, I did not think you could top the first video. It was nigh perfect. Then you released this masterpiece. I really love how this one comes off as a commercial/propaganda video. While the first one was more of an employee instruction video. I love how you innovated on this concept. You practically have a monopoly on amazing songs. But you don’t as that would be illegal and your lawyers have informed me that you haven’t ever done anything illegal.

Just got back into Satisfactory because of update 6. Then I see Stupendium has a new video about it. Today is AWESOME.

Why is no one talking about “fracking plans are quite groundbreaking” like that’s really clever.

Its so rare but so refreshing to see a content creator pump out such consistent high quality, these songs never fail to get stuck in my head

The coffee cup... the real star of the show :> great work, catchy and fun as always, thanks!

Another absolute banger! Gonna be looping this one for a while. The ores and wells line was so good!

Can someone explain to me why this video didn't get at least 1M views. This video is 10/10 and song is 10/10 Is no one really into satisfactory or something? I don't have the game though but I do listen to this song quite often.

I scrolled through 200 comments and saw not one reference to Orson Welles and the War of the Worlds. That was perhaps the single sneakiest reference I've heard in a song. Well played. :P

I can't keep a real doggo in the house due to allergies, but I can absolutely keep a lizard doggo. Looking forward to it

This song is a perfect example of why I love this channel so much. So goofy, so cool, so well-written, and so clever all at the same time! (Also I can't believe you actually said "Wake up babe, new ores just dropped" but I love it)

Why the fuck was I not subscribed to them before? Been listening for a few years. Love your stuff.

Ah time for the Stupendium to absolutely blow me away his visual, lyrics, and general swagger. Get excited every time for it.

it's an exciting time to be alive. imagine going from flipping simple houses on earth to managing your own production facility on 42 Draconis b. this one feels like you were, ironically, gambolling like native wildlife through a tall field of rhymes. knocking down stems with your lyrical antlers, and such. (p.s. I am literally looking forward to listening to Open The Sky after I eventually play Stray) (p.p.s. ponytail is A+)

I’ve been contemplating playing this… But when stupendium makes a song about it, you know it’s worth it! Been a proud fan of them for 4 years💪🏻💪🏻

I have listened to this song many times, and I just noticed the tiny "Chorus" light that flashes during the chorus. That's a really neat little detail in the video

I hope they let you keep those amazing zappers!

In the refrain, I love the first part. Like I had my mouse over the start and just kept repeating it for like 10 minutes. I haven't studied music, so it'll be hard to describe, but for example: "The planets and the stars are new frontiers of revenue, It's one small step for industry, one giant deal for you." The note the "You" is on, just fits so well. It's somewhat surprising, yet is perfectly in sync with the rhyme. Please just base a song around this concept.

There’s nothing like waking up in the morning to find your one of your favorite Nerdcore artists releasing another masterpiece. Especially since this is the part 2 to the song that had me subscribe to this channel. Can we take a sec. to appreciate the subtle word play and visuals? Those were just chef’s kiss.

Thanks stupendium with your incredible lycrics you made me learn SO MUCH VOCABULARY in the past year, since I discovered your channel with the little nightmare 2 song "tune into the madness" with Dan bull. Your songs just made my days feel betters and BRO THAT MUSTACHE WOOOOW. Keep the good work and once again thank you!

Man, I remember watching the satisfactory streams and everyone begging for those sweet sweet shades.

pretty sure the lizard doggo giving the nuclear waste as a present is a Let's game it out reference. if it is, it makes the video 10000 times better than it already is, and it's already fantastic

My god! I never expected you to make another Satisfactory Song! I literally just rewatched the the first one like a week ago! Man, thank you. You're just amazing.

Supendium I have to say, you just have the PERFECT face for that business management look. Here, the previous satisfactory vid, Fine Print, the look just looks effortless on you. An excellent hekkin music vid as always, love your stuff!

Wow, two Stupes songs in as many weeks! Not to mention it's just after Stupes is getting back from a vacation! Your hard work is appreciated!

My compliments Sir. Everything about this song is masterful, but the Ores 'n Wells line deserves a special shoutout.

Wasn’t expecting to see this at 3am. I’m gonna listen to this on repeat while trying to fall asleep.

As unusual as it was at first, I have to say that you really look good with your new beard and ponytail !