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Ruining Your Favorite Animals part 2 

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@JJ-1866
@JJ-1866 3 года назад
"cheetahs don't know how to be cats" so they're the pandas of felines
@owu9227
@owu9227 3 года назад
koalas are screaming
@sunsetsilliest
@sunsetsilliest 3 года назад
@@owu9227 koalas are the panda of existence, I don’t even know why they exist
@alvedonaren
@alvedonaren 3 года назад
@@sunsetsilliest They exist because eucalyptus is so poisonous and poor in nutrients that nobody else wants to eat it, giving them no competition for food. And all the Australian predators are either landbound, not very fast, or too small to take on a full grown koala.
@jumpinthecadilac8388
@jumpinthecadilac8388 3 года назад
@@sunsetsilliest why did i read that in his voice 😀
@TheBestcommentor
@TheBestcommentor 3 года назад
@@jumpinthecadilac8388 because he's actually already said this in another video
@Septic-Hearts
@Septic-Hearts 3 года назад
When it comes to nature this guy is the embodiment of the "and I took that personally" meme
@cjbierschwale4109
@cjbierschwale4109 3 года назад
Since no one else was gonna do it I will *ahem* lol
@oceanberserker
@oceanberserker 2 года назад
Only when someone decides to step to him.
@Kilathasaurus
@Kilathasaurus 2 года назад
traumatic wild life fact: *exists* this guy: allow us to introduce ourselves
@brendanbotha4618
@brendanbotha4618 11 месяцев назад
Damn that was alot to process 😂like tf hahaha
@Rimikare
@Rimikare 3 года назад
the fact that people think they're pulling up on sea monsters only for it to be a whale's love noodle that is just really offensive and we really got memed.
@10RexTheWolf01
@10RexTheWolf01 3 года назад
But it's fucking hilarious. Either way it's still scary to look at.
@Pro-mj5nr
@Pro-mj5nr 3 года назад
I’m confused
@emmanuelwil-jeff
@emmanuelwil-jeff 3 года назад
I get it no one was trying to see that and especially if your a sailor always talking about how great it is to live on the open seas and have adventures the last thing your gona say or wanna remember is oh ya a saw a whales ding a ling so that happened or that they saw it and it's absurdly large like too large to think that it exists on an animal so totally understand but also you can't unsee it ↁ_ↁↁ_ↁↁ_ↁ
@emmanuelwil-jeff
@emmanuelwil-jeff 3 года назад
@Ja'dias Mckenzie youtube friendly whatchu mean xD
@emmanuelwil-jeff
@emmanuelwil-jeff 3 года назад
@Ja'dias Mckenzie xD
@tomithebunny
@tomithebunny 2 года назад
"why do you KNOW that" ah yes my favorite kind of animal facts to have on hand. I remember making one of my coworkers SO upset by mentioning that squirrels have such a low terminal velocity that it's essentially nonexistent. They kept saying "that can't be true" "I'm gonna Google it" and then about 10 minutes later I just heard them go "NO WAY." Got a giggle out of me. Love your facts so much, because even when they're ones I know you always present things in such a fun way.
@tomithebunny
@tomithebunny 2 года назад
I also like that a ton of these are just terrible terrible things that we know because of animal husbandry. The agricultural revolution was a mistake.
@JS-rv3et
@JS-rv3et Год назад
ants cant take fall damage
@redasurvival1876
@redasurvival1876 3 года назад
at this point even the FBI is scared of this man's search history
@olivierjules9755
@olivierjules9755 3 года назад
Lol
@2049571
@2049571 3 года назад
Yep, glowies are panicing from this man
@sortmeme9882
@sortmeme9882 3 года назад
Underrated comment lol
@fbi8237
@fbi8237 3 года назад
No I'm not
@olivierjules9755
@olivierjules9755 3 года назад
@@fbi8237 dude i cant stop weezing
@netherdominater9960
@netherdominater9960 3 года назад
Bonus lion fact: A lot of people have realized Simba and Nala are related because lion prides are family units, but most animals don't give half a shit about incest so it's actually extremely realistic for them to become mates
@ivyinkwell1754
@ivyinkwell1754 3 года назад
That's what I said!
@thewildcardperson
@thewildcardperson 3 года назад
Makes sense as there suppose to be Royalty to
@Geheimnis-c2e
@Geheimnis-c2e 3 года назад
@@thewildcardperson I don't think every royalty does what the Habsburgs do.
@ivyinkwell1754
@ivyinkwell1754 3 года назад
@@Geheimnis-c2e Technically Egypt is in Africa... So it's kind-of a stretch but yeah.
@dynamicflashy
@dynamicflashy 3 года назад
@@ivyinkwell1754 Not technically, it is in Africa.
@BizzareBlanch
@BizzareBlanch 3 года назад
This guy has the funniest terms for dying: “Turned into past tensed” “Names taken off the census” “Get recalled like a bad toy”
@pedroc.b.3874
@pedroc.b.3874 3 года назад
Send your jaw to Jerusalem Air drops you in the heaven gates
@kashzandrabalondo8771
@kashzandrabalondo8771 3 года назад
"closest access to gods wifi"
@magmat0585
@magmat0585 3 года назад
"put on a shirt" "made into a hashtag"
@patrickstar9817
@patrickstar9817 3 года назад
“Put in gods recently deleted folder”
@bigboss8647
@bigboss8647 3 года назад
"Might as well stop praying cause whoever you're praying to, well you're gonna meet em pretty soon"
@GuyArmelJeune
@GuyArmelJeune 2 года назад
“Send this to your friend and let them deal with it too “ that part .😂😂😂😂😂😂
@livesinbin5830
@livesinbin5830 3 года назад
“Cheetahs are very inbred” “They have a weak immune system” *cough cough* who would’ve known?
@js66613
@js66613 3 года назад
It's almost like... there is some correlation between animals that are inbred... and animals that have serious issues.
@sceaid
@sceaid 3 года назад
were you coughing on a cheetah?
@livesinbin5830
@livesinbin5830 3 года назад
@@sceaid *cough cough* maybe...
@laffinggas8068
@laffinggas8068 3 года назад
@@livesinbin5830 Look dude considering the point you're making here the fact that you are writing *cough cough* at the start of every sentence gives off a *very peculiar* impression
@livesinbin5830
@livesinbin5830 3 года назад
@ Laffing Gas But I did it once :C Am I not allowed to cough?
@jaaaaaacccck
@jaaaaaacccck 3 года назад
"How can u survive a nuclear bomb but get merked by your neighbors" that's just the plot of fallout.
@gaelangaudette9576
@gaelangaudette9576 3 года назад
That's exactly what I was thinking.
@brightbound3309
@brightbound3309 3 года назад
I mean survive a whole ass nuclear winter be clapped by some random vault dweller with a pair of brass knuckles
@TheDragonfriday
@TheDragonfriday 3 года назад
How to survive a nuclear, get smaller and have simple cells with high reproduction rate, hunger, and thirst.
@thebarkingsnail
@thebarkingsnail 3 года назад
merc'd*
@himeo7103
@himeo7103 3 года назад
@@thebarkingsnail murked also works
@minetruly
@minetruly 3 года назад
"8 minutes to eat a human" IS very specific, and the fact every source repeats that figure reminds me of the famous case of the prehistoric horse that was "about the size of a fox terrier." An evolutionary biologist noticed that multiple books described this extinct animal as "about the size of a fox terrier." He found this suspiciously specific. He traced back all the citations and they all led to one book that used the phrase "about the size of a fox terrier." Authors quoted that book, then other authors quoted those authors. So I'm betting just a dollar that "can consume a human corpse in 8 minutes" can all eventually be traced back to one psychotic paper.
@maarten1115
@maarten1115 3 года назад
It could be from security camera footage.
@seankenny174
@seankenny174 3 года назад
To be fair, it's human fallacy to assume that 8 minutes is more specific than 5 or 10. We assume that any number ending in a 5 or 0 was rounded and is thus less accurate, but 20% of numbers end in a 5 or 0.
@phalenleigh
@phalenleigh 2 года назад
Well keep in mind too there is a place called "the body farm" that is for forensic scientists that studies decay rates in various circumstances so the original quote may have been "5 to 10 minutes" and then the body farm said "we can get more accurate than that" and probably used various sized groups of pigs and an assortment of corpses to find out that on average a group of pigs ( assuming no less than 10) could eat an average sized (210lb) human in 8 minutes. Now of course thats a theory of the only legal way I can think of to get this very specific number.
@onbearfeet
@onbearfeet 2 года назад
@@phalenleigh There's another way. A friend of mine is an RVT (basically an animal nurse), and during her education, she had to do a rotation on her school's training farm. Day one on the farm had a safety briefing, which included the sentence, "Never fall down in the pig pen." A student asked why. The answer? "Farmers have had heart attacks in pig pens, and the pigs did what they do." So all you'd need is a livestock pen with a security camera and a farmer with heart trouble.
@phalenleigh
@phalenleigh 2 года назад
@@onbearfeet except for it to be a scientifically accepted sentence, and not just a precautionary anecdote, they would have to have it in a quantifiable and observed form. A farmer having a heart attack in such conditions would be rescued by the observer ( hopefully lol) where as the farmer who goes down alone is eaten in an intangible amount of time because no one was there to observe. I come from a long line of farmers, and we were always told to be careful and to never go into the pig barns alone because if you went down before feeding time you would be the food, but we were never told "in 8 minutes there will be nothing left" lol because no one at that point had quantified it by observing how long it took for x amount of pigs to devour enough bone meat and organ tissue to constitute a fully grown average adult.
@cynthiasherrill478
@cynthiasherrill478 2 года назад
I cannot overstate how much I adore this young man's brilliant content. He NEEDS his own tv show. WE need him to have his own tv show.
@shaylatorch
@shaylatorch Год назад
Nah, he's better off being his own boss on RU-vid, doing his content as he wants, without the interference of a bunch of stuffy television executives
@enigmabloom
@enigmabloom 3 года назад
"No matter how fast I run, I cannot run from the pain" - Some cheetah
@smrutishikharath3025
@smrutishikharath3025 3 года назад
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@SagginNiggaGdUp
@SagginNiggaGdUp 3 года назад
Some cheater
@iblametiki
@iblametiki 3 года назад
“The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness”
@paperclip6377
@paperclip6377 2 года назад
14 year old cheetah's
@haileybxby1734
@haileybxby1734 2 года назад
@@paperclip6377 r/im14andthisisdeep
@Earth-616BullyMaguire
@Earth-616BullyMaguire 3 года назад
In the Immortal words of Dr. Ian Malcolm: "Your scientists were so wrapped up in whether or not you could, you never stopped to think about whether or not you should."
@agentwinter6474
@agentwinter6474 2 года назад
I read the doctor's name as "Ian McCollum" and was extremely confused until I reread this comment.
@BisexualG00SE
@BisexualG00SE 2 года назад
Yeah that’s really accurate. WHY DO WE KNOW THE THINGS WE KNOW?!
@lovelyjanuary
@lovelyjanuary Год назад
“Just because you Ameri-can , doesn’t mean you Ameri-should.” - the insightful philosopher of our modern Queer Eye dreams, Jonathan Van Ness 💕🌈🤣🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸
@kittenpoo8042
@kittenpoo8042 3 года назад
You didn't ruin cheetahs, you made me realize I connect to them on a spiritual level
@-No.one-
@-No.one- 3 года назад
He did you idiot
@barad8284
@barad8284 3 года назад
Are you inbred ?
@-No.one-
@-No.one- 3 года назад
@@barad8284 why would you say that
@lexerwilliams8880
@lexerwilliams8880 3 года назад
Soooo… your inbred??
@seankenny174
@seankenny174 3 года назад
@@barad8284 spiritual. Not physical. As in, they get clapped at everything except for having anxiety, not that they're massively inbred.
@WaryJester
@WaryJester 3 года назад
The reason we know how long it takes a pig to eat a human corpse is because we have pig farms. Thats a dangerous place to slip and fall during feeding time.... Also, a lot of murderers use pigs to dispose of bodies. Its common knowledge where im from. Edit: I should clarify that the farm info is common knowledge, not the murder thing, I just watch a lot of crime shows.
@marcellebestbrathwaite8588
@marcellebestbrathwaite8588 3 года назад
bruh.
@Azier18
@Azier18 3 года назад
Thanks???
@Xx-ru3ng
@Xx-ru3ng 3 года назад
Never trust a pig farmer.
@Weaiight
@Weaiight 3 года назад
🤨
@yungtwigger3498
@yungtwigger3498 3 года назад
Where you from?
@Arrows_tip
@Arrows_tip 3 года назад
The pigs eating a person in 8 mins is why in wizard of oz everyone freaked out when Dorothy fell in the pig pen.
@sineadcampbell5147
@sineadcampbell5147 3 года назад
Can't say I remember that bit lol.
@bengteckchua180
@bengteckchua180 3 года назад
Who decided to feed pigs a human
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 3 года назад
@@bengteckchua180 murderers
@aprilrichards762
@aprilrichards762 3 года назад
There was a Canadian serial killer that fed his victims to his pigs.
@ewannajiar
@ewannajiar 3 года назад
@@aprilrichards762 was his name brick top?
@thetallman9531
@thetallman9531 3 года назад
"That sentence feels illegal."🤣😂🤣😂 I'm done. 🤣💀
@orthusgames9888
@orthusgames9888 2 года назад
I agree, the fact that we know that an elephant's "fun trunk" can lay out a fully grown man is way too specific to just be something that was witnessed.
@thebanditman5663
@thebanditman5663 3 года назад
The pigs eating corpses thing comes from Gettysburg. Union soldiers witnessed pigs from local abandoned farms eating bodies and apparently timed a few.
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 3 года назад
Holy shit...
@TheMistressMisery
@TheMistressMisery 3 года назад
I mean, sure, but also, corpse farms are a thing. Like, people will donate their bodies to science, and many forensic scientists will put bodies in varying conditions to study decomposition rate, damages, etc. So feeding one to a pig/wild boar wouldn't be outside the realm of possibility.
@codyconnor6981
@codyconnor6981 3 года назад
Pretty sure watching dead soldiers get eaten was tame in comparison to whatever shit they saw before that.
@seigwardofcatarina5776
@seigwardofcatarina5776 3 года назад
Also, look up Robert Pickton. 49 accused, 6 convicted
@anonymouscausewhynot
@anonymouscausewhynot 3 года назад
Oh okay. That makes sense
@sortmeme9882
@sortmeme9882 3 года назад
Random girl: I wish I could be a pig Random guy :You got the looks go for it
@cali4eddie
@cali4eddie 3 года назад
Oooh that’s a good one
@thefordlord9893
@thefordlord9893 3 года назад
When he said that I died
@LaughingJokerProd
@LaughingJokerProd 3 года назад
The man choose to murder in the first degree that day
@emmanuelwil-jeff
@emmanuelwil-jeff 3 года назад
Be careful what you wish for and publicly put online thought this was obvious but apparently not
@mya-youneedthelord1384
@mya-youneedthelord1384 3 года назад
Jn your hundredth like 👍
@thebrandunsafeone7184
@thebrandunsafeone7184 3 года назад
I'd like to add context for two facts about the wolves. One: they will only resort to cannibalism in times of extreme starvation. Two: the reason wolves in Yellowstone kill each other is because Yellowstone said "fuck it", threw a bunch of strangers together, and expected it to go well. In the wild, packs are exclusively families. The rest of it though, yeah. Wolves are fucked
@lawrencescales9864
@lawrencescales9864 3 года назад
Do they have problems with inbreeding then or only mate with other packs?
@thebrandunsafeone7184
@thebrandunsafeone7184 3 года назад
@@lawrencescales9864 males who aren't the dad leave the pack at a certain age to court females from other packs
@nettewilson853
@nettewilson853 3 года назад
Wolves have hard lives. People make their lives even harder.
@LunarEleven
@LunarEleven 3 года назад
@@nettewilson853 we make all animals lives even harder. As for any species that once felt left out, we fixed that with climate change. Now we can make species extinct before we even know they exist 👏
@nettewilson853
@nettewilson853 3 года назад
@@LunarEleven yep. Humanity sucks.
@bridgetsclama
@bridgetsclama Год назад
My next door neighbor had a wolf dog hybrid....she was skittish around EVERYONE she didn't see on the regular. Beautiful dog. I miss those neighbors. Elara would be out with the full moon signing the song of her ancestors lol. It was beautiful to hear!
@misanthropicisolation4013
@misanthropicisolation4013 3 года назад
"I didn't smell bacon, but she got fried" I'm screaming
@puchuchan8020
@puchuchan8020 3 года назад
Fun fact: some cheetah breeding/preservation programs run by zoos pair them with service/therapy dogs to calm their anxiety enough they're actually able to, uh, perform. Cheetahs also expend so much energy on a hunt that they're basically always one failure away from starvation, so yeah, I'd be an anxious mess to.
@emilybrocato1002
@emilybrocato1002 3 года назад
“Lions have manes. Tigers have stripes, Cheetahs have mental health issues.” *”Dang, maybe I am a cheetah.”*
@Raptorkid4444
@Raptorkid4444 3 года назад
Sometimes cheetahs get moral support dogs.
@kedarraman6690
@kedarraman6690 3 года назад
@@Raptorkid4444 oh we really are cheetahs
@darylchua2168
@darylchua2168 3 года назад
We are all cheetahs on this sad day.
@thenateshow4371
@thenateshow4371 3 года назад
if you're inbred aswell then maybe :/
@avawalker9269
@avawalker9269 3 года назад
I'm definitely a cheetah, then.
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 2 года назад
4:39 Fun fact, the first time I saw a timber wolf in person, I was surprised by how much _smaller_ it was than I expected. I grew up around _very_ large dogs, so I was expecting something closer to 200 lbs than 100. Also, their fur is a _lot_ coarser than it looks, you go in expecting the consistency of husky fur but it's more like human hair. Like, _dry_ human hair. Even my hair is softer than wolf fur.
@jacobjarisch4577
@jacobjarisch4577 Год назад
Baby sat one when we had a hurricane in Texas! She was glorious! Mainly nothing but long legs!
@SingingSealRiana
@SingingSealRiana 7 месяцев назад
Yeah, I always expect Wolfs and lions and such to BE bigger too
@raniacat9742
@raniacat9742 3 года назад
"Tigers have strength, lions have manes, cheetahs have mental health issues" I shouldn't be laughing😭😭😭😭
@kns6958
@kns6958 3 года назад
I guess I'm a cheetah 😿
@zoritos5216
@zoritos5216 3 года назад
When he was talking about the whales and he said the word "willy." I'm now rethinking Free Willy.. why have you now ruined my childhood sir?
@user-oz4ts5mv5h
@user-oz4ts5mv5h 3 года назад
Ahhhhhhhhh jeez this cannot be unseen 🤣
@snailthelostcow63
@snailthelostcow63 3 года назад
I can imagine parents holding their laughter when it's released
@DEU-BRUNDO
@DEU-BRUNDO 3 года назад
He "free'd" his "willy"
@sunsetsilliest
@sunsetsilliest 3 года назад
A animal didn’t have to go into labor for god knows how long just to name it “Willy”
@noalapizza-paella3986
@noalapizza-paella3986 3 года назад
"Alex, we saw your willy!"
@yukiyakawasaki5222
@yukiyakawasaki5222 2 года назад
"Tigers have strength. Lions have manes. Cheetahs have mental health issues." I couldn't have put it any better
@LxveChld
@LxveChld 2 года назад
"I didnt smell bacon. But she god fried" had me laughing for ages 🤣
@coffeecartoons5345
@coffeecartoons5345 3 года назад
Ya wonder why the ocean’s so salty?
@katsukibakugou1159
@katsukibakugou1159 3 года назад
😳
@solhunter6950
@solhunter6950 3 года назад
😥
@justanormalinvestigator2640
@justanormalinvestigator2640 3 года назад
😋
@solhunter6950
@solhunter6950 3 года назад
@@justanormalinvestigator2640 Down horrendous
@xxjoebamaxx7782
@xxjoebamaxx7782 3 года назад
@@justanormalinvestigator2640 why are you like this
@fnafchannel3796
@fnafchannel3796 3 года назад
For the first one, here’s another cursed whale fact: Whale (female part) are as big as a king sized bed and as deep as a double decker bus
@joshuauloho5871
@joshuauloho5871 3 года назад
💀
@fnafchannel3796
@fnafchannel3796 3 года назад
@Dami Fly what i wonder is how many humans can fit in it
@themonki1826
@themonki1826 3 года назад
@@fnafchannel3796 horrendous thinking
@fnafchannel3796
@fnafchannel3796 3 года назад
@@themonki1826 Thank you
@adrielcruz2736
@adrielcruz2736 3 года назад
@@fnafchannel3796 “Stop it. Get some help.”
@kevinhardman6237
@kevinhardman6237 Год назад
This man deserves more from us for having to learn some of these facts....
@monk3ykid253
@monk3ykid253 3 года назад
"i wish i was a pig" "you got the look, go for it champ" holy shit im dead
@cesarsalazar8618
@cesarsalazar8618 3 года назад
The guy who said it woke up and chose murder that day
@anshukandulna1844
@anshukandulna1844 3 года назад
@@cesarsalazar8618 nah the girl who phrased those words choose suicide that day
@ananimoselty2234
@ananimoselty2234 3 года назад
She really set herself up
@AlexSDU
@AlexSDU 3 года назад
"I didn't smell bacon but she got fried."
@caviestcaveman8691
@caviestcaveman8691 3 года назад
@@AlexSDU that was the real kicker
@noobmaster6823
@noobmaster6823 3 года назад
Bruh at this point you need to destroy your computer
@emmanuelwil-jeff
@emmanuelwil-jeff 3 года назад
But you can't erase the computer in your head without basically making you obsolete and i'd think man wants that functionality
@krofgninut5984
@krofgninut5984 3 года назад
Fun fact: humans have a fused chromosome right in the middle of our genes. This does nothing, except make our genes incompatible with anything that lacks this mutation. This means that a humanzee is not naturally possible. The question of why this fused chromosome exists is an interesting question.
@medusastone2725
@medusastone2725 2 года назад
God knew what his children would get up to and built in a fail-safe?
@krofgninut5984
@krofgninut5984 2 года назад
@@medusastone2725 some people point to this as a piece if evidence that humanity might be an engineered species. It just doesnt make sense from a natural selection point of view.
@qstionblomens6138
@qstionblomens6138 2 года назад
The gods said ‘we’re gonna stop y’all right there’
@MyHentaiGirl
@MyHentaiGirl 2 года назад
@@qstionblomens6138 god hate cat-girl
@architaadubey9020
@architaadubey9020 2 года назад
@@krofgninut5984 There's a way it could have happened:- 1. Animals in general tend to have violent mating habits. And while humans were a lot more durable back then, clearly during evolution they exchanged their strength for brain capacity. It's possible people who didn't have that mutation died either during mating or due to just a generally hostile environment. 2. Maybe anything that resulted from such a ...union basically cheetah-ed themselves out of existence? I don't know much about this (and probably went wrong somewhere with my assumptions) but these are just my thoughts.
@kassyrobinson190
@kassyrobinson190 Год назад
I just adore you! Your terminology has me rolling!!! Keep it up. You bring giggles to the masses!!!
@stormrider24
@stormrider24 3 года назад
"One pandemic away from getting Thanos clapped out of existence" Can somebody check up on the cheetahs and make sure they didn't get nerfed rq
@nicki-08
@nicki-08 3 года назад
"Grab me that raccoon. Nono Grab me that raccoon." 😂😂😂😂
@tmc5546
@tmc5546 3 года назад
That mikecakez reference was fucking hilarious
@aliyahshanae
@aliyahshanae 3 года назад
I was looking for this comment and you did not disappoint 👏 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jah24car
@jah24car 3 года назад
"Humans are horrible!" Me watching about seals: heh nope
@lathyrusloon
@lathyrusloon 3 года назад
both?both.gif
@breakingames7772
@breakingames7772 3 года назад
well humans do kill other humans and to hide it from other humans and being put in jail with other humans they will put the dead human in a Pig pen and get rid of the evidence. Its actually poopular among killers, a few cases druged up parents who accidently killed their kids by abuse or neglect have tossed the bopdy in the pun and they eat everything including bones, for a crazy case that was on tape look up adrian jones child abuse
@OsnoloVrach
@OsnoloVrach 3 года назад
I mean. They DO club the seals to death for their fur or whatever it is
@jakestockton16478
@jakestockton16478 3 года назад
@BreakinGames u seem to know this a little too well lol
@gaydepressedcat1501
@gaydepressedcat1501 3 года назад
Otters: *Am I a joke to you*
@Artistwithpurplehair
@Artistwithpurplehair 8 месяцев назад
I think your blunt tone when telling disturbing animal facts is the key to your success bc it always gets me rolling with laughter. Like you aren't even affected by the craziness of nature anymore.
@oliverbires5106
@oliverbires5106 3 года назад
I have a wolf-dog. She was the runt of her litter so she’s pretty small; she’s also the sassiest dog I’ve ever had or met. She’s a very good girl
@Doublemonk0506
@Doublemonk0506 3 года назад
She could destroy a person. She's powerful and smart
@oliverbires5106
@oliverbires5106 3 года назад
@@Doublemonk0506 perhaps but she hasn’t. She’s very gentle, she even takes her treats in a gentle/delicate way where has my other two lil dogs will bite your fingers for it
@Doublemonk0506
@Doublemonk0506 3 года назад
@@oliverbires5106, she probably wouldn't harm you as you are the top dog. However, if someone threatened her pack (her fam), she would maul that sucker into ribbons.
@oliverbires5106
@oliverbires5106 3 года назад
@@Doublemonk0506 she’s definitely more afraid of my father she watched him punch a hole in a door. Also she pretty old now and her hearing & sight aren’t great anymore so I doubt she’d maul a person
@firechasersparkles2023
@firechasersparkles2023 3 года назад
@@oliverbires5106 But she still sounds like a good girl nonetheless.
@LaughingJokerProd
@LaughingJokerProd 3 года назад
“Wolves Will adopt and raise the kids of their fallen pack.” Awe. “That was a lie, they abort every single one.” Oh...
@kclarke421
@kclarke421 3 года назад
😔😔 the redemption arc failed-
@user-unos111
@user-unos111 3 года назад
Good ol' ethnic cleansing
@r4nd0m_sh1t-righthere
@r4nd0m_sh1t-righthere 3 года назад
666'th like [:
@geethsal1861
@geethsal1861 3 года назад
But it was different for mowgli
@recklessragdoll2552
@recklessragdoll2552 3 года назад
“They had us in the first half not gonna lie”
@vladprus4019
@vladprus4019 3 года назад
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should" - Ian Malcolm
@lillian6630
@lillian6630 Год назад
That statistic about pigs is actually for a different reason then you'd think but it's just as dark. The fact is if your in a pig farm the first rule is to never ever fall down in the pig enclosure with pigs inside.... They will not hesitate to try and eat you alive
@davidskidmore3442
@davidskidmore3442 Год назад
I've raised pigs; just entering the enclosure will have them nipping to see if you are food or not. They will eat literally anything slow enough to catch, and they can be impressively fast when motivated.
@lovelyjanuary
@lovelyjanuary Год назад
This explains SOOOOOOOO much about that first scene in The Wizard of Oz ……… I always wondered why they all were literally freaking TF out about her falling in and I was just thinking it was like some kind of overdramatic reaction like all women must be saved from even muddy pig sties because they are weak little delicate precious things and it’s the farm gentlemen knights in shining armor to the rescue type idea lolololol 🤷🏻‍♀️🥴🤦🏻‍♀️🌈🐖
@God-ch8lq
@God-ch8lq Год назад
where i live there are feral pigs everywhere, they havnt tried to attack ppl, cuz our trash is tastier to them and they memorize the times and places ppl dispose of garbage, why eat a person when u can eat the dude's trash every day so most ppl leave em alone, and they return the favor some trash cans are reinforced, but pigs are crazy smart, and figure out ways to open the trash cans, its like a game for em ur legally not allowed to hunt em as well, but city officials have been neutering them on-site to keep them from overpopulating just keep ur pets at home, cuz they will eat smaller dogs, it happened only 3 times tho, cuz ppl ae careful edit: as for me, i have a magazine-fed crossbow, cuz even tho hunting them is illegal w/o paperwork, if one attacks u or ur dog, ur allowed to retaliate i did have some bacon a while ago after one has decided to try and attack my dog while i walked him, my aim is good enough to hit the bastard in the head while he's charging, and why waste a perfectly edible pig, he's already dead, and it wasnt a painful death, it hit him straight through the brain, cuz i didnt wanna needlessly hurt him
@unusualbydefault
@unusualbydefault 2 года назад
"Hell has no stupidity like a clout-chaser"....this man is endlessly quoteable!
@poohnerpanda
@poohnerpanda 3 года назад
"I'm not suffering alone anymore" lmao
@dynamosaurusimperious6341
@dynamosaurusimperious6341 3 года назад
I still love these animals. Also hood nature is just too funny
@Hiimreggie
@Hiimreggie 3 года назад
You know these are just copied from someones tiktok
@blare4470
@blare4470 3 года назад
@@Hiimreggie how's it copied if it's the link off his Tik tok
@Hiimreggie
@Hiimreggie 3 года назад
@@blare4470 you have yo consider just cause there is credit doesn't mean its still not copied this dude is literally screen recording someones tiktok it be a real problem if he never wanted these videos on yt
@blare4470
@blare4470 3 года назад
@@Hiimreggie dude it's on the guys page It says it on the little Instagram image
@neorock6135
@neorock6135 2 года назад
I love this dude! His phrasing, manner of description & analogies is almost Chappelle level funny 🤣😂😂🤣
@KingT0ast
@KingT0ast 3 года назад
Oh so that’s why I love cheetahs, just like them I too have severe anxiety, can die if I run for up to three minutes and need to pretend to be something I’m not to survive
@claudioperez4352
@claudioperez4352 3 года назад
Emm, are you ok? Do you need to talk?
@fruitloop2292
@fruitloop2292 3 года назад
“Grab me that raccoon “😭
@coralrose5754
@coralrose5754 3 года назад
“But sir” 😭
@some1behindthescreen535
@some1behindthescreen535 3 года назад
@@coralrose5754 “nonono, grab me that raccoon”
@judgementalcowfish9901
@judgementalcowfish9901 3 года назад
My favorite animal is the pangolin. I really hope you can't ruin these.
@zsu-23-4shilka2
@zsu-23-4shilka2 3 года назад
They’re the most trafficked mammal in the world outside of humans. *_OUTSIDE_* of *_HUMANS._* Think about that.
@judgementalcowfish9901
@judgementalcowfish9901 3 года назад
I know that. Though that's not ruining THEM. It's ruining traffickers. Which traffickers are obviously horrible so they can't really be ruined for me.
@jimmycarburator2012
@jimmycarburator2012 3 года назад
They are the reason Coronavirus jumped to humans.
@sometimesidontunderstand0029
@sometimesidontunderstand0029 3 года назад
@@jimmycarburator2012 that should do it
@solidman8360
@solidman8360 3 года назад
Pangolins can emit a noxious smelling chemical from glands near the anus, similar to the spray of a skunk.
@snapslingpeavine1371
@snapslingpeavine1371 2 года назад
0:15 The inflection in your voice, It’s priceless.
@microwaveidiot9475
@microwaveidiot9475 3 года назад
The man's vocabulary is honestly what impressed me the most, dude's on the next level
@ballaa7032
@ballaa7032 3 года назад
"i didnt smell bacon, but she got fried." 2:09 (where it starts) this man literally provides more funny jokes than actual professional comedians.
@iamafuckingfailure
@iamafuckingfailure 2 года назад
I believe i may know the story behind the 8 minute fact: A farmer once was feeding his pigs and suffered a heart attack, falling unconcious Police where called by his brother cause the farmer went to feed his pigs and didnt return, the brother went to see why he hadnt returned yet and hu... the scene would make the worst horror scene of any movie look like beta minecraft in comparison
@CrowQuark
@CrowQuark Год назад
I know this video came out years ago but here in canada there was a serial killer robert pickton and its believed that he fed his victims to the pigs. some pretty messed up stuff
@smashbrother980
@smashbrother980 Год назад
I feel less bad about eating bacon now
@HungeringDark
@HungeringDark 5 месяцев назад
​​@@CrowQuarkFuck sakes, of course his name is Pickton.
@thatkidwiththehoodie
@thatkidwiththehoodie 4 месяца назад
You didn’t know? They will go through bone like BUTTAH
@StonedtotheBones13
@StonedtotheBones13 Месяц назад
​@@CrowQuarkpickton and his brother. The worst part for me is cops were contacted multiple times, and did shit all
@z0rvy
@z0rvy 3 года назад
“If you try to come at it with a newspaper, it’ll put your face on one” This guy could be a rapper
@readingwithmike2550
@readingwithmike2550 2 года назад
'I really wish TeirZoo would take a look at these guys (waterbears) to see if he put them in the lowest teir' He absolutely did
@roam980
@roam980 3 года назад
8:23 "Captain look, a monster out at sea!" Captain: aye, that's a monster alright lad (but not the kind of monster you're thinkin' 😏)
@heyboilaxer5911
@heyboilaxer5911 3 года назад
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!
@connormacgregor9460
@connormacgregor9460 3 года назад
Something every Canadian learns from childhood is "don't fuck with the geese or the moose" they will turn you into a statistic without hesitation or remorse
@ToSP.
@ToSP. 3 года назад
Yeah cheetahs are fast but if a lions behind it it still isn’t guaranteed to survive because of its trash stamina. If a lion or anything sees them and chooses violence, they have about 45 seconds to shake the pursuer or next place they are running is heaven
@mirammolini2584
@mirammolini2584 Год назад
To be honest: these are things I was perfectly happy not knowing, I just love the way you explain things…
@ruedadesalami8317
@ruedadesalami8317 3 года назад
I can’t look at seals without thinking about the penguin thing, god how can a cute and thic animal can be so cruel?
@tanner201x8
@tanner201x8 3 года назад
It’s not cruel
@ThatGuyUpThere
@ThatGuyUpThere 3 года назад
That happens when you are clapped by everything else, even seagulls.
@kanduyog1182
@kanduyog1182 3 года назад
Moral of the story: Cute animals are animals at the end of the day, not human babies who can do no evil. They can and will do something fucked up.
@nobodyanon
@nobodyanon 3 года назад
Just wait til you learn about otters.
@ruedadesalami8317
@ruedadesalami8317 3 года назад
@@nobodyanon oh god otters no, what do they do?
@TliaFree
@TliaFree 3 года назад
"Big Mac sauce" 😂😂
@DreadtheBlackman
@DreadtheBlackman 3 года назад
😂
@brianhong5070
@brianhong5070 3 года назад
Quote of the year
@deeya
@deeya 3 года назад
When my friends try to show me this man's vids, that I have already seen... *"You're not the only one cursed with knowledge."*
@thedailybullshit4033
@thedailybullshit4033 2 года назад
2:50 This is literally why the Mafia keeps pigs.
@CelestisForgeUK
@CelestisForgeUK 3 года назад
“What they really see is the whale’s Free Willy” Okay, alright, listen. I did NOT ask you to ruin one of my favourite childhood movies. It’s bad enough that the Orca in that movie was so mishandled it’s just messed up. But now you make me think of a whale’s nonsense level oversized ding dong every time I think of Free Willy. The movie. What’s wrong with you?! Here, have another subscriber!
@nobodyanon
@nobodyanon 3 года назад
"Nonsense level oversized ding dong" xD
@dusttraught0962
@dusttraught0962 2 года назад
I still want to be reincarnated as an Orca, because homicide is pleasure to the most of the time.
@Mewza
@Mewza 3 года назад
Fun fact: A house cat's wee wee has spikes on it, which is why the females scream in pain while they mate. Have a nice day :)
@RealWeedMusicPlaylists
@RealWeedMusicPlaylists 3 года назад
Duchcuvyiy NO
@Seihawhaw
@Seihawhaw 3 года назад
Why
@Monsterconnoiseur
@Monsterconnoiseur 3 года назад
It would have cost you 0$ not to comment this...but you did.
@darkrose7634
@darkrose7634 3 года назад
No...NO...NOOOOOOO
@Monsterconnoiseur
@Monsterconnoiseur 3 года назад
@Scholar Keniah Williams .*traumatized**
@omegabright-hawk1794
@omegabright-hawk1794 3 года назад
"Sometimes they will let the penguin go..." It's their post nut clarity.
@TheRealKingDedede
@TheRealKingDedede 2 года назад
I’m 100% certain that this man can’t ruin axolotls
@frog8313
@frog8313 3 года назад
"tigers have strength, lions have manes, cheetahs have mental health issues" i felt that.
@michaellaidler7143
@michaellaidler7143 3 года назад
This channel is so insanely addictive.
@carlossandoval3445
@carlossandoval3445 3 года назад
Wait so he knows tier zoo Damm hes really learning about animals if he's watching tier zoo
@jimtru8048
@jimtru8048 3 года назад
What's sad is he doesn't know Tierzoo already made a video calling out waterbears
@darkblightballas7445
@darkblightballas7445 3 года назад
@@jimtru8048 he also did the same for cheetahs as well
@evananouna8244
@evananouna8244 2 года назад
The horse fact comes from the fact that so many people work with horses daily and when a colt or stallion gets sexually frustrated, they tend not to care who’s around
@silverloony1170
@silverloony1170 2 года назад
For wolves, I'm fairly certain the "adopting cubs" thing doesn't extend to the cubs of enemy wolf packs. The cannibalism is only ever done as a last resort. A dead pack member doesn't always mean "instant meal" for the rest of the wolves.
@snowjohnson8095
@snowjohnson8095 3 года назад
Hahaha the Mike Reference 😂😂😂 GRAB ME THAT RACCOON!! 😂😂😂
@laughmuchshay7069
@laughmuchshay7069 3 года назад
I thought I was the only one who caught that
@puffinmaster2466
@puffinmaster2466 3 года назад
“I’m gonna ruin wolves” this just makes wolves cooler wym
@yesyouarecorrect1315
@yesyouarecorrect1315 3 года назад
Gang bang and cannibals are cool??
@TerraCipher
@TerraCipher 2 года назад
@@yesyouarecorrect1315 Asking such question these days, when nowadays' generaion grew up watching Game of Thrones, kinda makes me think it still could be worse.
@coryschlichting3517
@coryschlichting3517 2 года назад
ROTFL!!!! My dude, I absolutely LOVE your videos because of your commentary! Makes my day, man. Thank you!
@Miles_Phantasmagoria
@Miles_Phantasmagoria 3 года назад
"how do people know this???" Most of animal science: consists of watching animals
@oliviap.1370
@oliviap.1370 3 года назад
6:14 For the context behind the photo of the puppy and cheetah: A cheetah was depressed and very lonely, so he was gifted a puppy to have as a friend. They play together and are very good pals. So cute❤
@danteeightsix9069
@danteeightsix9069 3 года назад
*Woman lies about giving birth to rabbits* Hannibal Lecter, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Ted Bundy: WTF is wrong with her
@sethdracanseth601
@sethdracanseth601 Год назад
I love how often Scourge of Fleets from MTG:journey into nyx, gets used as background art in videos about the ocean is terrifying.
@OphranArts006
@OphranArts006 3 года назад
Myself like 3 minutes ago said out loud, “Ruin wolves for me and then we’ll be getting somewhere!”.... Yeah then I get 5 minutes in and..🤡
@isaiahisaac-jeanty1835
@isaiahisaac-jeanty1835 3 года назад
The blue whale one got me dying 💀
@oppboyputt
@oppboyputt 3 года назад
Yo bruv, the blue whales are flashers
@ellol8647
@ellol8647 3 года назад
Seals are basically fleece Johnson of the wild " I likes ya and I wants ya"
@thunderlordabove420
@thunderlordabove420 2 года назад
"IMA WARRIOR"
@andreimations
@andreimations 2 года назад
My man is just smthn else, he just comes up with comedic and yet confusing terms, maybe he just said these terms to be a little bit child friendly but also gives a clue to people on what it meant
@deaddolls.
@deaddolls. 3 года назад
Fun fact about a rabbit: Mothers will eat the babies when they’re stressed.
@beephobeea6050
@beephobeea6050 3 года назад
Me:"My dad went to the store to go get milk and never came back" Seals: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
@munstrumridcully
@munstrumridcully 3 года назад
The guy who came up with the 8 minute figure for pigs to eat a body was Bricktop from Snatch. _"be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm"_
@heizenberg4753
@heizenberg4753 2 года назад
Bruh, that sea lion one totally got me, they should not be legal.
@mellowknight9350
@mellowknight9350 3 года назад
Hell hath no stupidity like a clout chaser... Brilliant😂🤣
@ovni2295
@ovni2295 3 года назад
The reason we know that pigs can eat humans in 8 minutes is actually due to forensic scientists studying different body disposal methods at a place called a Body Farm.
@rexroyulada6267
@rexroyulada6267 3 года назад
["But, at least they're fast right?" You might ask, and they're indeed so fast they speed run through life] This one got me
@SungJaeUng3
@SungJaeUng3 Год назад
In Iowa, the statewide joke/ conventional wisdom is throwing a body in a hog lot is the best way to make it disappear.
@justakira1034
@justakira1034 3 года назад
8:50 why do i feel like I shouldn't be seeing this Whale p*rn-
@vandero.8742
@vandero.8742 2 года назад
"How can you be able to survive everything except the things that are actually trying to kill you"😂😂😂😂
@alaninacio5308
@alaninacio5308 3 года назад
"And if you try to come at him with a rolled up newspaper he'll just put your face on one." -Casual Geographic 2021
@morgant.dulaman8733
@morgant.dulaman8733 Год назад
Normally, I just skip the adds, but there was something simply priceless about getting one of those "Kay" diamond commercials just before it got to the seal and penguin.
@lanceanthony5043
@lanceanthony5043 3 года назад
1:21 Simba looking like "damn girl hold on, let me rest a little while"😂
@Marc-zi4vg
@Marc-zi4vg 2 года назад
To make it worse, their technically step-siblings coz lion society shenanigans
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