**I'M NOT THE ORIGINAL CREATOR OF THESE CLIPS. THEY'RE ALL FROM TheRussianBadger. IT'S JUST A COMPILATION.** All (or most) of the vids used to make this compilation: • russian badger crew ta...
I ate my PS5 cuz Starfield came out before Russianbadger uploaded his video. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Q6hZg8I_CBM.htmlsi=boVVbCXpRgUzlwgx
take the time they were asked "if they could univent one thing in the univere what would it be?" some answers given were Photosynthesis, the moon, and the earths crust i would have said Cryptocurrency while these guys said Oxegyn
@@dinodude5302 I actually didn't, never played it. Which is why I was so thankful for the image in the video that gave me a "rough" idea. It's these little things that the editors do, which takes a good video and makes it a great video. Shoutout to all you editors out there
well. back in 2016 or something, he made a QnA. in it, he said he had a girlfriend, whom he called pikachu and said he was fine with showing an image of her because "you probably find half of china's population" or something like that under the assumption that that girl stayed with his dumbass and married. in which case congrats
i fully believe that he would commit to a long term relationship, but i find it hard to believe he found someone willing to date a youtuber AND get married
1:30 Fun Fact: There's actually a sort of felony tomfoolery charge in the US law. I don't remember the exact name but if you've been too much of a nuisance to the public, you **CAN** go to jail for it. Literally the "too goofy for Uncle Sam to tolerate" law.
1:02:51 the regret in Martin’s voice after hearing his own line memed back at him will never get old, it’s like he already regrets saying that line and putting it out into the ether🤣
40:14 my favorite part of the whole vid, the absolutee joy and chaotic energy emitting from one man's laugh was enough to send me to the after life. goodbye, i've lived a good life.
15:44 For some reason I can't get over the mental image of grouse just staring at the ceiling of the bathroom, drool slowly dripping out of the corners of his mouth with his one braincell being microwaved while the rest of the match plays out around him.
@@marielosvindas1247"DAMN. Tha-" "That is how mad Heavenly was." "Heavenly was SO MAD, he put a CHAIR through a PLATE GLASS WINDOW, look at this, dawg. Oh my God, Heavenly's mad-"
"God damnit Bobby, I told you I didn't wanna invade Iraq." That has no right being as funny as it is. Most of the bits in the insurgency sandstorm vid are so fucking good
@@NateSchulte i would say theres definitely a remst in there but i dont know if peamce would be correct. so its either remst in peace or remst in peamce
“Guacamole gamer fart has nothing to do with ruining the housing market, so boomers wouldn’t understand it.” Probably my favourite fucking quote in any badger video ever.
3 and a half minutes and I'm on the verge of tears. That's the beauty of Badger and his brogroup of friends. The AI voices was so funny and that I almost cried as my sides hurt from it.
I still can’t believe they can afford all these games, the content for the games, the pc to play them, the Wi-Fi that’s needed to play together and good headsets/mics and soundboards but constantly get sad that they can’t afford real food. God bless America.
If it's a sponsored game then not only do they get free access but also press accounts, which usually have EVERYTHING unlocked right at the start. He has that for warthunder for example. But other than yeah it is kinda insane how much they clearly make. He either makes tons or nothing from RU-vid videos themselves since some of them have gotta be demonitised despite getting millions of views. But that stream money, sponsor money and gsupps money must be making BANK.
I'm sad that my favorite line isn't here: "Patterson, fire a warning shot." "Sir, this is an M32 Grenade Launcher." "Ah, Potato, Potato, just fire it, Patterson."
@@TheEmeraldSword04 Yeah, the Warthog is the Space Force’s secret testbed for experimenting with multi-vectored thrusting in atmospheric conditions. Crazy how no one’s talking about this obvious fact
16:38 In Soviet Bloc, i was born and raised, in the gulags where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, sharing, and being all cool, and drinking some vodka outside of school. Til a couple of countries who were up to no good, started making trouble in our motherland. I got in three little wars, and Stalin got mad, and said ‘to the gulags you go, with you mom and you dad’.
This sounds like Fresh prince but the Russian version of it "Til a couple of countries who were up to no good, started making trouble in our motherland"
I have been watching this absolute cryptid of a man make videos for almost 6 years at this point and I now realize in retrospect that this badger formed my entire sense of humor
26:36 INCOMING REPAIRS! 27:28 "If they can afford a 3000 dollar fursuit, they can put a 20 dollar pipe bomb in your mailbox." 29:08 To put it in pokemon terms, alimony skips the accuracy check. 32:23 Mommy? I MEAN, WHAT?
@@Opbee12 Basically, they we're rude, made the same jokes over and over, didn't care for others mental health, and nearly convinced my bff to down a bottle of melatonin. We've made up I guess? We can co-exist in a VC, but idk if I still would call them friends.
@@Bentelligent "That's how we ship active personnel over seas" but leave out the walmart trebuchet. "Yooo this is were Michele Obama is from" but leave out O block
What I love about Badger’s crew over others like Vanoss’ is that they’re actually, and consistently, funny, as opposed to dishing out content that’s only slightly different than it was, like say, a year ago
TL;DR I think you’re right, and Vanoss is a good example of what was good back in the day, but not keeping up to date with trends and humor kills the vibe and makes the content stale. If I remember right, Vanoss at least used to write out the skits he and his friends did, idk if that’s still the case, but if it is, that would explain a lot. Hard to keep coming up with original material after a good dozen years of posting videos weekly. They’re probably more off-the-cuff now, but given that they’re centering on that 2010s edgy humor that’s basically only funny when it’s 3AM and you’re with your closest friends, I’m relating to Grouse’s statement of “turn that bullshit channel off, I’m trying to go back to sleep.” It feels like watching a time capsule I dug up after I was there when it was buried in the first place- still kinda cool and funny, but it’s not for me anymore.
@unwantedtryharding5394 the fact that the average people in the video count when from like 7 to 4 and now they mostly do videos base on single game sessions as opposed to multiple.
The fact that this video is an hour 20 mins long and I have already seen each of these clips in the videos they originate from AND I still find I funny really shows how great badger's videos are
Rabies my man, literally what rabies is, your body gets fucking INSANELY aggressive and flips the fuck out at you if you try and drink water, imagine a seizure every time you tried to sip a drink. Hence the end result being insanity in its purist form. (Rabies used to be known as hydrophobia)
1:13:58 just in case you were wondering I found this about glocks. As a whole, the Glock pistols are given numbers that are based on the patent numbers issued to Gaston Glock. The first Glock to receive a patent and reach the firearm market is the 9 x 19 mm Parabellum model, which is the Glock 17. There is a common misconception that the Glock 17 is named because the magazine holds 17 rounds. This is simply not the case and is a pleasant coincidence. The Glock 17 is given this number because it was Gaston Glock’s 17th patent. It was introduced in 1982 and several modifications have been made since that time. The next model issued was the Glock 18. Again, this pistol is named for the patent number. While this may not be the most popular Glock, it is useful under very specific circumstances. This pistol was actually developed specifically for Austrian counter-terrorism forces. It is a selective-fire variant of the original Glock 17. Along with the Glock 17, the most popular Glock is the Glock 19. Basically, this is a compact version of the Glock 17. It has even been labeled as “compact” by the manufacturer itself. The barrel and pistol grip are slightly shorter than the Glock 17 and the magazine has been reduced to 15 rounds. In the end, all of the numbers of the Glocks got their name from their patent number.
@@wdf70 well you can always post another comment talking about it. I’d love to see your take on it plus it makes it more likely that people will find a comment about it.
Badger: Remember your rockets digi, remember your rockets. Digi:I ALREADY USED MY ROCKETS YOU THINK I DIDNT USE UP MY ROCKETS IN THE FIRST TEN SECONDS!?!!?
Not gonna lie, I find it oddly wholesome that Stretchy is cool with gang joking about his diabetes condition. It sucks having deal something like that, but being able to laugh about it makes it all the more bearable.
Why do i feel like skulker is the kind of guy to put reverb on turtle sex, while increasing and decreasing the gain like a kid plays with the dimmer switch?
Fun fact: The TSA allows you to bring a live lobster through security. The lobster must be transported in a clear, plastic, spill proof container and will be visually inspected by a TSA officer.
46:00 fun fact: there was an artist who’s alias was “Jack The Dripper” his name was Jack Pollock or Paul Jackson Pollock. He was a famous impressionist. Known for works like No. 3, No. 5 1948, autumn Rhythm, and Convergence.
That first clip is quite funny to me because I recently saw an article about how a chess grandmaster was starting the game 'wrong' on purpose because it confused his opponents so they couldn't predict him