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S3E28: Johnny English Strikes Again [LIVE] 

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King Johnny the First of England has been let go from MI7 for killing the Queen, and has taken up teaching. Prime Minister Liz Truss struggles to make Britain relevant. Johnny English and Bough attempt to save the world from a nefarious tech guy using the power of- and im not kidding here- keeping it 'old school'.
This- recorded live at Conway Hall on the 11th of August- is Johnny English Strikes Again!
Artwork by Gwen Snow and Mia Cain
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28 сен 2024

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@JesseOnCars
@JesseOnCars 8 дней назад
Fun fact on the nut allergy in the secret service thing. As a nut allergy haver, I was turned down from service as an intelligence operative in the RAF on account of it. Truly a low point in my life.
@AbsolXGuardian
@AbsolXGuardian 8 дней назад
Well I suppose they wouldn't want people who can be poisoned by extra things to be part of a job where getting poisoned is a possibility
@JesseOnCars
@JesseOnCars 8 дней назад
@@AbsolXGuardian that was the genuine reason “we couldn’t have you cracking under the torture of a snickers”
@georgesears2916
@georgesears2916 3 дня назад
That's nuts
@the_newt_nest
@the_newt_nest 8 дней назад
Posting this in the morning so I put it on, sleep through it, have some really weird dreams, then have to play it again.
@jackmclean4120
@jackmclean4120 8 дней назад
Watching this with my eyes glued to Abigail with the same feverish devotion as a medieval serf to a cross praying for their sick child (This joke was made about November originally I stole it from the first video I'm sorry)
@RosaFriend
@RosaFriend 8 дней назад
HOW IS DEVON SO HOT‽ The gender envy is REAL
@tahrey
@tahrey 8 дней назад
Pure enby rizz
@MarvelManMike82
@MarvelManMike82 8 дней назад
November not believing that Charles Dance and Michael Gambon were in this tells me that she hasn't seen Ali G In Da House, Da Movie. They were collecting paychecks for *years*
@tahrey
@tahrey 8 дней назад
Charles Dance has a regular spot on Big Fat Quiz Of The Year after all
@CanIswearinmyhandle
@CanIswearinmyhandle 8 дней назад
I wonder if anyone in an adjacent room or out on the street ever hears the SCUM chant
@FooneTuring
@FooneTuring 8 дней назад
how DARE you say that floppy disks are straight. I, for one, am deeply offended by this.
@TrashHeapCustodian
@TrashHeapCustodian 5 дней назад
Your power is so great that you singlehandedly prevent all floppies from exhibiting heteronormativity, and we love you for it 🫡
@wincepie2830
@wincepie2830 4 дня назад
Oh hey foone funny to see a person I hold entirely in my head as a tumblr native in the wild!
@FooneTuring
@FooneTuring 4 дня назад
@@wincepie2830 that punk is everywhere!
@christater5540
@christater5540 8 дней назад
They all look gorgeous tonight, but Devon is absolutely SERVING in that entire get-up. I'm a femme trans woman and even I'm jealous.
@tahrey
@tahrey 8 дней назад
Weirdly, I'm not, but I can't get over how well Abi is carrying that simple black gown, and vice versa.
@corneliuseisenheim3824
@corneliuseisenheim3824 8 дней назад
I waited almost 2 hours for the "heckler" drop.
@Tolly7249
@Tolly7249 8 дней назад
I'm aroace and I still spent this entire episode going "Damn, goddamn, dom me please" at all three of you.
@AbsolXGuardian
@AbsolXGuardian 8 дней назад
You perfectly captured my exact reaction (including the aroace part)
@iamjustkiwi
@iamjustkiwi 8 дней назад
Gotta respect the powerful vibes
@tahrey
@tahrey 8 дней назад
KJB: the only orientation conversion therapy ever proven to be effective.
@TrashHeapCustodian
@TrashHeapCustodian 5 дней назад
a phrase I like to use is "look, I'm ace but I'm not THAT ace" 😅
@tahrey
@tahrey 5 дней назад
@@TrashHeapCustodian Possibly "demi" is a better description, though Ace is also a spectrum by itself
@StairStealer
@StairStealer 8 дней назад
For the Canadians: "Because I went to the University of Waterloo, I can make myself awkward and off-putting to anyone" (this is self-deprecating, I promise)
@laurenr1087
@laurenr1087 8 дней назад
If a third Johnny English had to exist, at least it gave us this episode. November's Freckle reference sent me, but I swear I had the urge to applaud my computer screen after Devon got political. I seriously hope they run for something someday, and I appreciate anyone who reminds us of our human obligation to one another. We do all need to get involved and stay involved at the local level, because no one's going to save us but us. And yes - Falastina Hurriyeh!
@richardgadberry8398
@richardgadberry8398 8 дней назад
Was Johnny English in Wuhan back in 2019?
@RiveTheRat
@RiveTheRat 8 дней назад
There is no evidence that would prove that Johnny English wasn't in Wuhan in 2019
@wrenbeck3370
@wrenbeck3370 4 дня назад
I somehow didn't notice Devon's fucking _amazing_ boots until the end.
@uu8709
@uu8709 8 дней назад
Under 5 minutes until the first 9/11 joke, yup this is KJB
@chunk2689
@chunk2689 8 дней назад
All of yall are beautiful💚💚💚
@batnacks
@batnacks 8 дней назад
Devastated that we never got to hear November's bit about Q-branch
@backwardsmessage7703
@backwardsmessage7703 4 дня назад
As someone who's been thinking about gender stuff for years but has been too terrified to pursue anything given the worsening state of the country, everyone's speeches at the end genuinely made me tear up. Thank you so much, maybe everything will be ok after all.
@lousullivan_bf
@lousullivan_bf 6 дней назад
Cameo from November's wife('s hand) at 1:26:21
@peterpanda5069
@peterpanda5069 8 дней назад
and a very happy weekend to you too babes!
@Rinasoir
@Rinasoir 8 дней назад
Simple GCHQ wisdom is a fantastic bit
@zoeygeorge2403
@zoeygeorge2403 6 дней назад
no way Boff is spelt like Cough. I resent that.
@chunk2689
@chunk2689 8 дней назад
🎉🎉❤❤
@DaLazyTiefling
@DaLazyTiefling 8 дней назад
First Had to do the thing
@katesidhe
@katesidhe 8 дней назад
1:26:46 ok so when are we getting the KJB season on the assorted Discworld adaptations
@lyndonwesthaven6623
@lyndonwesthaven6623 7 дней назад
Ngl, I enjoyed Hogfather and Going Postal
@EuphemiaRem
@EuphemiaRem 8 дней назад
1:30:00 *Die hard incorrect buzzer* the open world 2010s game where all the guns were 3d printed was Watch Dogs 2 not Saint's Row 3
@Caparo479
@Caparo479 7 дней назад
I think she's referring to the cyber levels in saints row?
@ninoncholette6550
@ninoncholette6550 8 дней назад
55:05 Bon Cop Bad Cop mentionned!!!!
@AdultBaldUncle
@AdultBaldUncle 8 дней назад
November and Abi’s chemistry scares me and I love it
@SAUglaz
@SAUglaz 8 дней назад
Apparently you "pick" a lobster out of it's shell and i learned that from the Maine guy that youtube shorts decide to show me every few months.
@yuvalsela4482
@yuvalsela4482 6 дней назад
"the gun that lubricates you instantly" would be a great johnny english bit
@PlanckRelic
@PlanckRelic 6 дней назад
Pretty sure it's called a grease gun, which is also unironically the nickname of a particular submachine gun
@enderhugo
@enderhugo 8 дней назад
"One place on earth I can get away from twitter" Alternatively Come to brazil
@stiltpuppy
@stiltpuppy 8 дней назад
If abi makes a philosophytube video with a 3D printer running in the background after this.. chef's kiss
@Silja47
@Silja47 8 дней назад
THE HOGS ARE EATING GOOD TONIGHT!
@eddayo
@eddayo 8 дней назад
Gutting an old English car and converting it to electric is something a vampire did in Only Lovers Left Alive 😸
@robertborland5083
@robertborland5083 8 дней назад
Doing that makes more sense than what one may first expect, given that the room under the hood in many older sports cars has provided ample space for that kind of hot rodding over the years.
@luxwilliams1351
@luxwilliams1351 8 дней назад
my first live show, and much like Johnny, I’ll be back
@scottvogel8477
@scottvogel8477 7 дней назад
I say Devon's outfit in this needs to be in the official artwork for the podcast from now on.
@merepseu
@merepseu 8 дней назад
"It's not good to call it the _English Question_ is it?" I mean, we've had it coming for a while now.
@_allegra
@_allegra 7 дней назад
I can total imagine November 'scurrying' lol
@AntiComposite
@AntiComposite 8 дней назад
Oh good they finally closed the weird Conway Hall stage door
@alisonjane7068
@alisonjane7068 6 дней назад
Yep. I'm a Devon girlie, confirmed.
@michaeltonus3888
@michaeltonus3888 8 дней назад
November making a Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo reference absolutely sent me.
@PlanckRelic
@PlanckRelic 6 дней назад
You love to hear a piano interlude
@robertborland5083
@robertborland5083 8 дней назад
What is the proper order of precedence for the pins? (I would love to wear the pins out but fear people will reprimand me if I am wearing my Kronsteen Rosette incorrectly.)
@tahrey
@tahrey 8 дней назад
Depends which minion / ally you feel like you embody on that particular day
@Eliteerin
@Eliteerin 8 дней назад
Can't believe I missed abi flipping the mic!
@tahrey
@tahrey 8 дней назад
8:47 Freckle as in the ginger one from Lackadaisy? I can see that. Also took me far longer than it should have to realise Nova didn't have anything under that jacket rather than simply repeating the first night outfit o_O And who knows, Liz might turn out to actually be a good stage comic, freed from the shackles of high level politics. Unlikely redemption arcs are always the most interesting. 12:36 Actual cannibal Johnny English? Giving Nonce Lessons?
@Man2quilla
@Man2quilla 8 дней назад
YOU. CAN. STILL. MAKE. IT.
@m__y-t-s
@m__y-t-s 7 дней назад
"I saw the Live Show"
@ilicythings
@ilicythings 7 дней назад
I caught that democracy sausage joke!!
@cthulhex
@cthulhex 8 дней назад
Johnny Argentinian is obviously played by Darín
@michakiewicz5674
@michakiewicz5674 8 дней назад
36:55 Dracula's ex-lobster
@tahrey
@tahrey 8 дней назад
5:01 AHEM, it's "The Actor Kevin Eldon", thank you very much. Respect the King Of Hobbies. Also impressed and encouraged at the high notes Abi keeps hitting around this segment 6:52 "This bootsector beeps and flashes, if it doesn't, that could be a virus!" ... deep memory unlocked Kaspersky though? Ugh. You'll likely have more trouble with it turned on.
@flakeobsidian
@flakeobsidian 6 дней назад
1:44:38 tears sprang to my eyes in an instant. i love her, i love them all. i love *you* all
@flakeobsidian
@flakeobsidian 6 дней назад
and november’s little ending speech!!!! god damn it she’s the best
@flakeobsidian
@flakeobsidian 6 дней назад
AND DEVON !!! sorry you can tell i’m making these comments as im listening. i fucking love them
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