I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs. Every afternoon I break my arms. Every evening when I drive into a wall at the speed of light I die of cardiac arrest.
Hey, do NOT joke about encefalon injuries and cardiac arrest. Its no laughing matter. My friend stubbed his toe and got a encephalon injury, and another one died of cardiac arrest after getting a paper cut.
*Falls from 12 ft* Yep,I'd say it was cardiac arrest that killed him. *gets shot* Severe case of cardiac arrest,obviously. *burned alive* Now I'm not saying it's cardiac arrest... But it's definitely cardiac arrest.
Jane Murphy it surely could, but it requires direct damage to the brain, while cardiac arrest is easily triggered by a lot of other conditions. didn't want to start a debate tho, lol
4:07 "Fatal encephalon injuries, losing all sensory" If it's fatal you lose a bit more than all "sensory". You lose your _life_. Get that corpse out of the wheelchair.
I'm an actual doctor (for serious) and I found these injuries to be quite correct, Mr. Cr1TiKaL. For example, if your head literally goes inside your body, that isn't a head or neck injury. You see, the force of the head hitting the shoulder blade causes you to die from a cardiac arrest. That's just the facts.
I can confirm. I am this man's partner. We had a patient that went feet first into a wall at 300 mph. His head went into his body and he died of cardiac arrest.
I like how the GTA series simulated drunk driving, even though it was a very minor part of the game, better that this game whose whole existence is dedicated to it.
Accidentaly bumped into another person today. Type of car accident: FRONTAL CRASH Velocity impact: 144km/h make scrap iron out of it Driver phisical damage: encefalon injuries
I watched this and I thought I couldn't make it through. How does he not laugh at this kind of stuff?! I laughed so hard my stomach hurt and I fell off my chair. I wonder if that doctor is gonna amputate my leg or say i died from cardiac arrest :P
*Stands over mangled remains of body torn to pieces. Sips coffee.* "What do you make of this?" "Well, I'd say that he hit the wall and exploded into pieces like a Mr Potato Head being thrown against the sidewalk." "Poor fucker must've died instantaneously." "No, he probably survived this for a few seconds. However, the mental trauma from being torn to pieces probably caused his heart to give out. Put him down for cardiac arrest."
One of my favorite videos from long ago :) crazy to see how big Charlie has gotten. Never showed his face for years, and now he’s out here showing us everything. Thank you for so many great years, and with no end in sight!
That was the case with me when I first discovered Cr1tikal back in 2010, with the QWOP and Action 52 videos. I was crying from laughter when I watched these videos
I imagine this same doctor would walk into a scene where someone accidentally set off a bomb they made and say "wow, pretty bad case of cardiac arrest." when all that's left of the man is dust and a shadow on the wall. "Maybe some pulmonary damage. He was probably coughing during the heart attack"
Bumps into car. That's an Encephelon Injury! Walks into pedestrian's shoulder. Definitely an Encephelon Injury! Arm flies off. Oh that's easy. That's a...oh. Apparently it's also an Encephelon Injury... Trips. Another Encephelon Injury...seriously!? Ripped apart particle by particle through a space-time singularity. Oh of course! Encephelon Injury! That's just...yep........
I used to play this game with my mates back in school in Italy, when we were 11 yo or something. It was labeled as education so somehow we had it on the class pc. It was fun as hell, we used to compete in getting the guy as stoned as possible and injure them the most. Nice to see it again on your channel, it's somehow nostalgic
+Cassius Coleman Most RU-vidrs I used to follow became worse and worse the more subs they got in the end. So personaly I'd like this channel to remain as it is.
+Ville Tågefelt He's probably the kind of guy who wouldn't change even after a large number of subscribers. His channel has been consistently funny for a number of years.
man you wont believe what happened...today in the morning i stepped on a lego brick and suffered encefalon injuries and now i have to spend the rest of my life on life support
I WATCH YOUR AQW VIDEOS I LOVE THEM. I SUBBED. YOUR CHANNELS POPS UP WHEN I SEARCH UP JUST 'AQW' WHICH STANDS FOR ADVENTURE QUEST WORLDS. AND NOW YOU HAVE TOP COMMENT ON A CR1TIKAL VIDEO. I LOVE YOU MAN YOU MAKE THE BEST CONTENT.
A Black Guy Talks About That comment made literally no sense. What does "same difference" even mean? III and Vice City are 2 different games, released a year apart. besides the sound effect on this game ain't from Vice City's 'Sanchez' anyway. It seems 60 people want to believe that they remember old GTA games but were probably 5yo at the time and have 0 actual recollection of the gameplay. Either way, all of you are incorrect.
6:59 "fatal encephalon injuries, losing all sensory" "oh, you're dead? Better put you in a wheelchair!!!! Hmm.... i wonder if you can still feel when you're dead... let's ask the doctor!"
HA! someone's never been clubbing, try weed all night, drinks, molly, coke, and ketamine. Thats what most people do when they got money and go clubbing
The North Korean government has its own rip off of tablets and phones, which the state furnishes with rip off apps and such. Does the US gov't give us tablets and shit? No, they don't. I'm moving to North Korea.
@@gandalf1753 Thanx mate, genuinely appreciated. My favourite "Charlism" so far has been: [While playing a paticularly difficult game] "This game makes me want to buy bowling shoes and then cut my feet off so I cant use them" 🤣 I'll check them out in a bit.
I jumped on this first chance I got. Four days no sleep, looks like another restless night, fuck it. Let's play some games. Searching through my Steam library, I quickly came to the conclusion that I have played everything into oblivion. Where could I POSSIBLY find a good game to play? Cr1tikal. That's where. The first few minutes were all I needed to see. I found the first torrent I could and prompted that shit. After my slow-ass internet finished downloading, I booted this glorious experience for the first time. Helmet, nothing else, free roam, let's do this. I pressed left knowing that the worst combinations would come up first. Full stomach, nope. Just ate. Sleepiness, hah. That's already the case. I stumble upon a cocktail of drugs so intense that Charlie Sheen would fight me to the death for opportunity to even WITNESS them in use. Perfect. After an hour of loading without even using 512mb of RAM, I'm there. Stoned off my tits. Well shit. The key response, I could have created the universe from scratch in the time it took to make a right turn. I suspect that was probably an effect of the hallucinogenic shitstorm that was flowing through my veins, but I'm not quite ready to go back and test it sober. I take off, flying down the road at speeds that would make Neil Patrick Harris in White Castle tell me I'm unfit to drive. The speedometer reads 150Kph, but I know I can't be going less than 200. Speeding violations left and right, I've got four points left. But I'm not done yet. There's no way I can control it much longer, but fuck it. I don't give a fuck. The amount of fucks I do not give is in the negative, I AM RECEIVING FUCKS. As we speak Hawking is trying to develop an equation to explain the impossible amounts of fucks I simply do not give. Punch it. I hit speeds I didn't even think were possible, and I'm just getting worse and worse. Both my avatar and myself are trying not to projectile vomit faster than the bike is moving. The filter making me dizzy, me trying not to upchuck the worst chicken cutlets I've ever eaten, I realize something. I haven't taken my meds! I look up to grab my big boy pills when an ambulance (or suffer wagon, as they're called in Germany) pulls out of nowhere and T-bones me. Now here I am thinking, aww that was too quick. OH BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! I fly over the buildings like a newly forming rainbow, the creation of this drunk Irishman is destined for the highway once more. I'm almost upset when I see the highway empty. I look down. The speedometer still reads 150. That was, until, the traffic spawned in. I hit a car, bounce off the hood, and shoot off like a rocket into the left lane. Prepared for death I read the speedometer again. 528Kph. Finally I make contact with an oncoming truck and... Nothing. I stare at the moment of impact, my face in the windshield of a semi, my bike is but a speck in the sky. Buffer error. I did it. I broke it. ladies and gentlemen, if you have never paid for a game in your life and vow never to, just give up. Buy this broken, broken game. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm running late for my driving test. With all the practice I got tonight, I should do great!
"Oh we can ride if we want to! We can leave our friends behind" "Cause if your friends don't ride and if they don't ride well they're no friends of mine" "We can ride" "We can sing!" This is what i thought of when i saw the title.
I think one of my favorite things about Cr1tikal's channel is that he never lingers on one game too long; there's never a part 2, so you'll never get bored of one of his playthroughs.
My boyfriend took me on my first motorcycle ride yesterday...I'll take this as a sign to never ride one again. Whatever an ecefelon injury is...I don't want it.
yknow i don’t know what it is but this is the one video i always come back to whenever i feel down because hearing this guy yell about how that definitely wasn’t an encephalon injury makes me laugh way too hard. thanks dude
