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Saffron Herndon
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@ryanpurpura80
@ryanpurpura80 7 лет назад
I LOVE how uncomfortable she makes the crowd feel at first. Brilliant!
@JoshieMadhatt
@JoshieMadhatt Год назад
I love how she made the dating site joke, and that would have been enough but then she had to point into the audience and go "David, they let you out?"
@austinfull8941
@austinfull8941 7 лет назад
I'm just a simple guy waiting for the year to come where you have your own netflix special.
@SaffronHerndon
@SaffronHerndon 7 лет назад
You are too kind! I look forward to that too!
@austinfull8941
@austinfull8941 7 лет назад
I'm not too kind, you're just too talented.
@checkmate5338
@checkmate5338 7 лет назад
How can you comment 3 weeks ago when this video was published today? Check Mate.
@austinfull8941
@austinfull8941 7 лет назад
that's a secret. Lol
@SaffronHerndon
@SaffronHerndon 7 лет назад
Looong time fan.
@jackkilman8726
@jackkilman8726 7 лет назад
Wow! If she's this good now, imagine how she'll be in 10 years! You can see how she's grown since her earlier videos, moving away from one-liners and into more developed material. What an amazing talent!
@cornellsternbergh3619
@cornellsternbergh3619 Год назад
Alas, in 10 years, her "online dating... ends up in jail" and various mentions of David, won't be as ... amusing.
@thatonechickwiththeface5492
@thatonechickwiththeface5492 7 лет назад
*insults audience* Texas. "Woo Yeah Texas!!!!!"
@SaffronHerndon
@SaffronHerndon 7 лет назад
Yea, it's dangerous.
@thatonechickwiththeface5492
@thatonechickwiththeface5492 7 лет назад
Saffron Herndon just remember to say cowboys or texas, and they'll all Woo! or clap "deep in the heart."
@SaffronHerndon
@SaffronHerndon 7 лет назад
If it were only that easy.
@akcortin
@akcortin 7 лет назад
she is so confident for her age, I am very impressed. and the kid is funny too. Good luck buddy..
@rohitbisht2487
@rohitbisht2487 6 лет назад
Finally the girl of those famous memes i was looking for why are you so funny😂
@thomasgrim9309
@thomasgrim9309 7 лет назад
Found you on Facebook . That joke about meeting friends online and then getting arrested was just savage . Had too find the specific video for it . So I watched most of your acts . You're greAt omg . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@magwaaf
@magwaaf 5 лет назад
dude same
@z0mbie.beast125
@z0mbie.beast125 5 лет назад
Ditto. Im here because of a facebook meme
@zodarian6705
@zodarian6705 5 лет назад
Facebook Meme here too. I'm very glad I did. Very funny girl should be interesting to watch her over the years.
@pranavmadlapure7355
@pranavmadlapure7355 5 лет назад
Can u explain the joke of getting end up in jail?
@z0mbie.beast125
@z0mbie.beast125 5 лет назад
@@pranavmadlapure7355 its because she is underage and people on dating sites are adults
@kevinsnotonsocialmedia
@kevinsnotonsocialmedia 7 лет назад
This girl is amazing! Someone give her a Netflix special and a TV Show, now!
@dings215
@dings215 7 лет назад
'...then I'd turn her gay.' lol'd at that.
@EpikStorm101
@EpikStorm101 7 лет назад
I love the "they're both right" line. Beautiful!
@kaarlimakela3413
@kaarlimakela3413 7 лет назад
Stop Horse Shaming! :D
@Sage0130
@Sage0130 7 лет назад
I think you're the second coming of George Carlin.
@Kannanvathani
@Kannanvathani 5 лет назад
maybe
@aabracadavra
@aabracadavra 5 лет назад
Or the first coming of Saffron Herndon.
@tas4u93
@tas4u93 3 года назад
You’re the type to hit on her knowing her age
@thedailyred1053
@thedailyred1053 7 лет назад
Very clever, Saffron. That performance, for someone your age... just wow. Keep up the good work.
@oyoyism
@oyoyism 7 лет назад
Logan Pelletier ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHES YOUNG!!!
@stevenbradburncomedy
@stevenbradburncomedy 5 лет назад
I liked alot of the jokes....but I don't know the whole shakey fidgeting thing, is that medical, is that nerves, is that part of her stand up persona???
@lunaetnix2034
@lunaetnix2034 5 лет назад
well she's 11 doing standup in front of a bunch of adults so I'd imagine some nerves.
@sephyvii1650
@sephyvii1650 3 месяца назад
David???
@Bleh693
@Bleh693 Год назад
You go little girl! Funny, but my 11 year old me thinks someone had help with their joke homework...
@reaper411b
@reaper411b 2 года назад
ABSOLUTELY. FUCKING. SAVAGE. XDXDXD
@napoleonscotch8109
@napoleonscotch8109 2 года назад
Um, she’s not that funny. Props for her age trying but not funny
@DoktorSick
@DoktorSick 2 года назад
legend in the making !!!
@FolstrimHori
@FolstrimHori 2 года назад
Dang she's got some good ones and decent mic presence! Wonder how well her comedy is going nowadays.
@kevincloar2443
@kevincloar2443 2 года назад
She has the stage presence. Too bad her material isn't funny
@avencannon9719
@avencannon9719 2 года назад
1:40 is the joke we're all here for
@silashellebrand462
@silashellebrand462 2 года назад
"They obviously don't listen. I already told them my boyfriend's in jail."
@ohtrueyeahnah
@ohtrueyeahnah 2 года назад
1:44 the joke you came for
@stevieg138
@stevieg138 2 года назад
She needs to stop telling jokes her dad wrote. But, I’m sure she will get a Netflix special soon and Neal Brennan will get hired to write all her material!
@sabrinamitchell6418
@sabrinamitchell6418 3 года назад
Very funny. I'm dead. 🤣🤣🤣💀
@pdcrew2
@pdcrew2 3 года назад
This girl is taking women comedians to town and she's ELEVEN. Anyways i'm surprised her humour is so dark considering her age.
@DbolOnlyGangster
@DbolOnlyGangster 3 года назад
I’m fucking dead . This is the funniest 11 year old ever . I’m dying like a hyena over here .
@swordnboard677
@swordnboard677 3 года назад
11 and still more funny that most adult female comedians.
@m1nc3m3at
@m1nc3m3at 3 года назад
"David?" just about died.... So quick!
@nunchakudude
@nunchakudude 3 года назад
Saffron: Marvel vs DC... Me: So one religion makes better movies and the other makes better TV shows?
@dirtysouthbushcraftandmma9784
@dirtysouthbushcraftandmma9784 4 года назад
That counselor/contractor joke about the sims was Mitch Hedberg like. Imagine "I don't need a counselor, I need a coooontractor" in Mitch's voice. RIP!
@cameronphenix2096
@cameronphenix2096 4 года назад
"Because it's 2070, and my grandkids are genetically engineered catdogs." I knew the furry revolution would happen in my lifetime.
@oussematoussli8085
@oussematoussli8085 4 года назад
she will be more funny if she understood the joke
@boujee.vagabond
@boujee.vagabond 4 года назад
You're amazing
@hard_candy
@hard_candy 4 года назад
"...scared... and clawing at my foot on his head." Damn, girl, no one is safe with you. 😂
@gettothekitchen3304
@gettothekitchen3304 4 года назад
I was scrolling through r/atheism (lmao) and this video popped up. Now, I'm not necessarily an Atheist; but your stand-ups are awesome! I should expect you to become a larger stand-up in the near future!
@Sluj666
@Sluj666 4 года назад
Her ability to break the fourth wall is impeccable. She is definitely a prodigy for sure.
@Chaziltasm
@Chaziltasm 4 года назад
She funny. God damn. She will only get more funny as she gets older too, and more comfortable.
@wormsali
@wormsali 4 года назад
This lil chick is too funny
@igspicydicysage2422
@igspicydicysage2422 4 года назад
3:55
@santaclause8095
@santaclause8095 4 года назад
Must be over 18 to watch her shows!
@marcusm5305
@marcusm5305 4 года назад
she is 15 now 😱
@maxxrdz4557
@maxxrdz4557 4 года назад
Wow this is in my area! What days does she perform?
@thenewrequired
@thenewrequired 4 года назад
Girl: Yo yo People: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABA me: lol?
@50assilem
@50assilem 4 года назад
She’s the only child standup that wasn’t cringey to watch. They usually seem over rehearsed and scripted. She’s just funny and seems so natural! Love it!
@King-kf1mi
@King-kf1mi 4 года назад
When she said david
@taurusreddick9887
@taurusreddick9887 4 года назад
She has potential
@eugenebach5421
@eugenebach5421 4 года назад
That guy still has the arm tag on his blazer...
@graycreates1057
@graycreates1057 4 года назад
Saw this on a meme and here I am 😂😂😂
@porthoel
@porthoel 4 года назад
I wanted to be a comedian growing up until I realize how satanic Hollywood is poor girl is going to get into satanic Hollywood and never get into the kingdom of heaven unless she repents and walks away from that evil Hollywood enemies of God
@lol55832
@lol55832 4 года назад
I can’t believe how amazing you are!!! Can’t wait to see more of your content
@franklinlegolas441
@franklinlegolas441 5 лет назад
What cutie ngl. Keep up the frickin good humour
@Silverheart575
@Silverheart575 5 лет назад
If I had the power to turn my cousin gay I would be J.K Rowling.
@JustRusheR
@JustRusheR 5 лет назад
9GAGGGG
@CanadianLoveKnot
@CanadianLoveKnot 5 лет назад
I'm sure her father was a terrible comedian. I guess this was plan b.
@CanadianLoveKnot
@CanadianLoveKnot 5 лет назад
This was more cute than funny!
@mengistumayardit1805
@mengistumayardit1805 5 лет назад
Accidentally bumped into memes made with your jokes on an atheist platform. Immediately looked you up on Google first, and then headed here. I'm just lost for words, Saffron. Don't know where to begin. You are such a brilliant, focus, extremely confident, secure, and funny mind, and the amazing thing is- you're only a teen. It's hard to predict what you will accomplish when you become an adult. You are an inspiration and i say that knowing damn well that I'm 10 years older than you.
@miguelk.705
@miguelk.705 5 лет назад
very funny show. i lost it when she said "oh he's a fighter" lmao
@zodarian6705
@zodarian6705 5 лет назад
I am truly impressed. Very funny.
@bvildz9187
@bvildz9187 5 лет назад
My teacher showed me this in class but only the appropriate video
@meghanamendes8240
@meghanamendes8240 5 лет назад
She lookin like a whole billie eyelash
@littlestbathtub6131
@littlestbathtub6131 5 лет назад
*T h e y. E n d. U p. I n. J a I L*
@Archiewhynot
@Archiewhynot 5 лет назад
This is great. Not just for her age , she's good on merit. My son has been inspired and had a go at stand up too. Audio isn't great but this is his first gig. Hope it's ok to share here. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-HXzTno0CGBk.html
@preypacer
@preypacer 7 лет назад
Me: "Hey Guys! I have seen this amazing girl! She is really great on stage!" Guys: "Wow! Do tell!" "What she look like?" "How old is she?" Me: "Well, she is eleven and..." Me: "...she is a comedian. She is real good!" Me: "Guys? A comedian?... You know?... Stand up comedy?... Tell a joke? Haha?..." Guys: "Ah, yeah... Comedy!... Right!..." "So... ehm..." Totally worth it! ;-) Hope you'll have fun being on stage for a long time. I really like what you do! Best wishes!
@lepetitesdents
@lepetitesdents 7 лет назад
preypacer omg hahahaha this is very creepy..
@DoktorVinter2011
@DoktorVinter2011 7 лет назад
Haha, this was so good!! "Now I have more leg room! That sounds like a LGBT victory to me."
@bashingminds7539
@bashingminds7539 6 лет назад
Caught a meme image of your classic "all end up in jail" line, decided to hunt down who had made the joke. This was a very good set; not relying too much on crass humor, even threw in a high-brow Nietzsche line (though you mispronounced his name, ya dirty Texan, pfft). Your gesticulation might be a bit exaggerated (but not moreso than many famous comedians, and I bet it helps with nerves), but you're really managing to catch the classic style of standup while having a brand of humor all your own. Like most great standups, you use your own life and appearance to fuel unique humor while taking digs at popular culture and showing perspective other people haven't thought of. It's a pretty good mix of observational and slapstick humor. Good work. I don't know if you care for/need advice at all at this point, but I'd recommend considering collaboration with some popular RU-vidrs that would work well with your style. Jacksfilms might be up for it, for instance. Anyway, best of luck to you.
@nathanblater8056
@nathanblater8056 7 лет назад
haha kanye best line I've heard in months!!! thank you!!!
@clarinet9051
@clarinet9051 6 лет назад
This Girl was one of my brothers best friends. When he said they were good, I didnt know this good!! GL Saffron.
@gfunk449
@gfunk449 7 лет назад
"They're both right." Deep AF.
@Forge_Hammer
@Forge_Hammer 7 лет назад
I almost never comment on anything ever. I felt the need to say that you truly are a phenom. I realize you're getting advice from every corner too, but I would like to add keep doing what you're doing as long as you love it and not a moment longer. If I ever get the opportunity to see you perform live it's a ticket I'll gladly buy. Thank you for making us laugh!
@oyoyism
@oyoyism 7 лет назад
You're not a bad person Chance, but I regret to say, that you are a moron
@totherightofinfinity4561
@totherightofinfinity4561 7 лет назад
Love ya, I got a real chuckle when it took the audience a second to get the "their both right" comment, says something about your timing being spot on. I hope you get a Netflix and HBO special...had to up the ante you know.
@0Cindrum0
@0Cindrum0 7 лет назад
It wasn't haha for an 11 year old it was just good!
@oyoyism
@oyoyism 7 лет назад
Harold BeaumontFinns ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHES YOUNG!!!!
@ss2gora0
@ss2gora0 4 года назад
Exactly!
@candlelitsmiles
@candlelitsmiles 5 лет назад
I’m 4 years older and I live in Texas. Glad to see someone who understands how weird people are this far south.
@kennydnolan
@kennydnolan 7 лет назад
I lost it when you did the "FarmersOnly.com jingle.
@SaffronHerndon
@SaffronHerndon 7 лет назад
It's lonely even for farmers stuck in the friendzone.
@plumetube5297
@plumetube5297 6 лет назад
It's awesome to see some of the next generation being taught to think rationally. Love your stuff! Keep it up!
@redjazzjam
@redjazzjam 7 лет назад
one cool little girl, come to london id pay to see u
@oyoyism
@oyoyism 7 лет назад
This man does not represent the views of the people of Great Britain
@GuzziHeroV50
@GuzziHeroV50 7 лет назад
I'd pay to go see her comedy show. Fuck, I'd even be prepared to enter the M25 ringpiece and go to London to see it.
@catali-nul
@catali-nul 7 лет назад
she needs to work a little bit on her delivery and timing. And I've heard her jokes are written by her dad. I'm really not trying to hate on her, just saying
@mr.hackley8608
@mr.hackley8608 6 лет назад
Catalin Soaita whaaaat lol that's what she improved at 11 yrs old, at 10 yrs old her timing and delivery wasn't that of a 35 yr old,, but she was 10,, this one she's actually hittn it right on the head,, she's improved.. But I guess everyone has a right to criticize,, even dumbasses like you lol
@cheif10thumbs
@cheif10thumbs 5 лет назад
Savage is too kind. Brilliant, cringy, AWESOME! About covers it. By the time she's 30? Oh shit.
@humor86
@humor86 7 лет назад
Damn you're really funny!
@gregp5274
@gregp5274 6 лет назад
I'm an instant fan. Great material for any age. You can look up "Greg Pinkley live @ Classic Cue" to see my stand up....but you're definitely more polished than me...its humbling and inspiring to see you perform. I'm laying it on kinda thick, but I really am very very impressed. Great job...youre going to be one of the all time greats someday.
@l4dinfected1
@l4dinfected1 7 лет назад
To think that a kid could be funny on purpose XD. I loved every minute of it and would love to see you in person some day. Have you ever done a show in the Rio Grande Valley? That's where I'm at. And as others are saying, I would love to see a Netflix show.
@bellamarie2607
@bellamarie2607 7 лет назад
Is there a way to find out when you do shows?
@SaffronHerndon
@SaffronHerndon 7 лет назад
I normally put an announcement on my FB. Are you in the DFW area?
@ianhogg2200
@ianhogg2200 6 лет назад
Can you put up a schedule in a different place? I don't want the fbi knocking down my door cuz I friended a 12 yr old on FB :D And come to Vancouver, Canada!!
@theWeatherman299
@theWeatherman299 7 лет назад
That joke about DC and Marvel cracked me up! Keep it up, you're great!
@maryslittlelibrary4034
@maryslittlelibrary4034 7 лет назад
hahaha girl you are brilliant! 😂 you made my hellish week so much better! thank you! 😃
@kaiyatrout701
@kaiyatrout701 6 лет назад
Becky’s a horse
@aprfhul
@aprfhul 7 лет назад
Looked you up after seeing your jail joke on Buzzfeed & so glad I did! Love your comedy!!
@tcgoober
@tcgoober 5 лет назад
We are Texans we find it funny to be insulted and politically incorrect jokes
@tumblingdown
@tumblingdown 6 лет назад
Love her! The day is now better. - Some woman in Minnesota
@ChadStormTheAftermath
@ChadStormTheAftermath 7 лет назад
_ YOU are simply amazing!! I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
@robertbowman4675
@robertbowman4675 6 лет назад
This girl is hilarious. Good for you kid!! Awesome set
@jeromyperez5532
@jeromyperez5532 7 лет назад
My grandpa lives in Mesquite!
@brettkimmons4964
@brettkimmons4964 7 лет назад
Saw you perform yesterday at hyenas. I was literally next to your dad during your routine (i offered you my stool)... fucking hilarious!!! Keep it up.
@SaffronHerndon
@SaffronHerndon 7 лет назад
Thanks Brett! Glad you had a good time.
@04aawood
@04aawood 7 лет назад
shout out from the UK! Great set. Great timing and a great edge. Subscribed and watching, keep up the good work.
@SaffronHerndon
@SaffronHerndon 7 лет назад
Hope to see you there soon!
@dilara5496
@dilara5496 7 лет назад
Oh my god i just discovered you on reddit,i adore you hahaha
@SaffronHerndon
@SaffronHerndon 7 лет назад
Thanks Dilara! I'm on Reddit? Woohoo!
@whitestripeskid
@whitestripeskid 6 лет назад
Oh yeah. That's how I found you just now. Here's the link, it's from a few years ago: www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/825xzq/15_gets_you_20/
@Blackjackel1138
@Blackjackel1138 7 лет назад
Some new material! Awesome. Great performance.
@Kentonkane
@Kentonkane 6 лет назад
I didn’t fucking laugh at all....
@alaskayoung7565
@alaskayoung7565 6 лет назад
You're brilliant 👏🏼💗
@tymon234
@tymon234 7 лет назад
Amazing! just watched all of your vids, And yeah, netflix special, here we come! GO GO GO GO!
@thelastmanonearth2631
@thelastmanonearth2631 7 лет назад
Sharing with everyone!
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