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Why Mormon's Don't Drink Coffee. Mary Mack - Full Special 

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Mary Mack is here to tell you all about why there are so many Mormons, and why exactly they don't drink coffee. Whether you're a fan of clarinet, polka, Wisconsin accents, or yoga rainbows the jokes comedy stylings of Mary Make are sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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@joeryba3856
@joeryba3856 Год назад
I grew up in the same small area and went to school with her. She's always been funny.
@mariatan9129
@mariatan9129 5 месяцев назад
Better find more clarinet students and do private yoga for stay home folks who.can afford your knowledge.
@7star7storm7
@7star7storm7 3 года назад
That clarinet joke with the deer was golden 👏🤣🤣🤣
@llamasugar5478
@llamasugar5478 3 года назад
If you *play* the clarinet, the deer will hit itself over the head.
@7star7storm7
@7star7storm7 3 года назад
@@llamasugar5478 the perfect crime 🎶
@denisefultz3983
@denisefultz3983 3 года назад
@@llamasugar5478 0l
@kennethsizer6217
@kennethsizer6217 3 года назад
💯
@Marcus_C51
@Marcus_C51 3 года назад
If you've ever spent a number of years playing clarinet you may very well realize............whispering---(it's NOT a joke, it's really true!) Alright-I confess it IS definately 24 carat golden, as a an actual former clarinetist that is genius! Ha ha into infinity, she is really hilarious, and yes adorable!
@tannhauser7584
@tannhauser7584 3 года назад
I ran an errand to a school and had to go the band room. Elementary band was playing and my first impression was, "Are they all playing the same song?"
@vfgjasminebaker
@vfgjasminebaker 3 года назад
“You don’t even know when the now is until a little bit after the now!”
@tracyavent-costanza346
@tracyavent-costanza346 3 года назад
in tech it is known as "near real time" and it is a real thing. so yeah, she has this figured out.
@mikelee3524
@mikelee3524 3 года назад
Where is Now?!!!, LOL😄...
@AK-jt7kh
@AK-jt7kh 3 года назад
Yeah. That was philosophically deep
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 года назад
True story. Takes me a few weeks, usually, to catch up. . .
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 года назад
@@mikelee3524 look behind you! You JUST missed it. . .
@david8905
@david8905 3 года назад
She is adorkable. I just wanna hug her.
@danmagoo
@danmagoo 3 года назад
Don't hug too hard, you'll shatter half her little birdie bones.
@sholland42
@sholland42 3 года назад
Perfect description.
@ricardocerrillo1897
@ricardocerrillo1897 3 года назад
Excellent description. That should included in the new words dictionary😁👌👍
@cliffordyawn2787
@cliffordyawn2787 3 года назад
@@danmagoo 😳
@jeromeherring3989
@jeromeherring3989 3 года назад
me too
@spideydew20
@spideydew20 3 года назад
As a lifelong Minnesotan, I appreciate all of her wonderful and accurate references. As a lover of clean, quirky, brilliant comedy, I appreciate everything about her!!
@24get24give
@24get24give 3 года назад
try to find an Eddie Izzard concert video, there are a few but I think dressed to kill is the best doesn't get any quirkier or more brilliant or clever and mostly clean with a lot of history thrown in (except when quoting from American movies)
@SuppersReady8880
@SuppersReady8880 3 года назад
So true, great material and delivery.
@lauradawes1963
@lauradawes1963 2 года назад
Just watched Mary for the 1st time. You are right. Funny senirios..yet no F bombs or lewd references...she is great. Thanks Spideydew20..Take care..Laura from NH
@tracyavent-costanza346
@tracyavent-costanza346 2 года назад
i'm guessing she kind of cleaned it up for this audience and venue. she did say "know your audience" and that probably meant more than it appeared to say.
@spideydew20
@spideydew20 2 года назад
....OR, she could just work clean all the time, with no hidden meaning in lines like that. Not all comedians work raunchy.
@eddierayvanlynch6133
@eddierayvanlynch6133 3 года назад
Let's be honest - we all need another hour of Mary.
@nesitbotica5919
@nesitbotica5919 3 года назад
"I've been spending a lot of time in LA cuz I got sick and tired of people appreciating me for what's on the inside." LOL (Great northern Minnesota accent and beautiful smile)
@BoMwarriorVlog
@BoMwarriorVlog 3 года назад
Love this gal! Totally agree with her accent & smile. 😁
@davidschmidt6013
@davidschmidt6013 3 года назад
YES! That one got me too !!
@Marcus_C51
@Marcus_C51 3 года назад
Yes--that was a stellar comment--SO funny!
@corydefenders5103
@corydefenders5103 3 года назад
5:04 😂
@anavonrebeur6121
@anavonrebeur6121 2 года назад
She Is from Wisconsin
@stanwolenski9541
@stanwolenski9541 3 года назад
Welding tank oxygen sounds like my family. My dad was a machinist, rather than drive three miles to town he would make the screw on his lathe.
@UtahDelaCruz
@UtahDelaCruz 4 месяца назад
Son? Is that you?
@Shodanza
@Shodanza 3 года назад
THIS is that "Fargo" accent that everyone in Hollywood who tries it fails miserably at duplicating 😂
@miyojewoltsnasonth2159
@miyojewoltsnasonth2159 3 года назад
Yup.
@tracyavent-costanza346
@tracyavent-costanza346 3 года назад
yep you betcha.
@lauraowen8142
@lauraowen8142 3 года назад
@@tracyavent-costanza346 👏😂
@jamieshelton274
@jamieshelton274 3 года назад
From WI dontcha know!
@tracyavent-costanza346
@tracyavent-costanza346 3 года назад
@@jamieshelton274 she has a line on the twit feed about having both wisconsin and minnesota influence, hence a major cheese dependency.
@whybro3516
@whybro3516 3 года назад
man o man her giggles and sensational smile is melting my heart seriously, i'm BEYOND happy i clicked on this... she has made this horrible monday fantastic
@Mrbobinge
@Mrbobinge 3 года назад
Start to finish, a fun time. She flatters her audience by not holding back on subtleties, hidden meanings so cleverly painted. Bravo from Europe, Mary Mack.
@sarahmarrufo2542
@sarahmarrufo2542 2 года назад
"We grew up there cuz my dad didn't wanna live anywhere he couldn't take a leak outside." Loved it!
@danceswithtwins8048
@danceswithtwins8048 3 года назад
“We only had fast food a couple times a year, so I didn’t get all that Bovine Growth Hormone all those city girls did.” 😆
@Darksun30
@Darksun30 3 года назад
The funny facts of life!
@ahashdahnagila6884
@ahashdahnagila6884 3 года назад
@DancesWithTwins What she meant was...she went through puberty 3 years after the Bovine Estrogen Eaters from the city!
@jamesotisjr2322
@jamesotisjr2322 2 года назад
to see the truth of this, see the Olympics. US & Canada vs east europe and asia.
@vickiepergande6337
@vickiepergande6337 2 года назад
@@ahashdahnagila6884 1 9
@markcampbell7577
@markcampbell7577 2 года назад
Plastic toys will do that to you. We banned that chemical mutilation in the 1970s. A compound in tobacco and plastic known as pthalate . High quality rubberized plastic and tobacco of course they started using pthalate again in the 1990s when manufacture started in China.
@robertmehn7939
@robertmehn7939 3 года назад
I met her after a show and was surprised that she was exactly like her stage persona
@Pencil0fDoom
@Pencil0fDoom 2 года назад
i was wondering...
@squirrelboss7067
@squirrelboss7067 2 года назад
Duh, she’s acting
@bobby_greene
@bobby_greene 2 года назад
@@squirrelboss7067 nah, she's from Webster
@ttobinupinit
@ttobinupinit 3 года назад
This has been one of the funniest and most original stand up specials I've seen in years... Thank you for the quality humor, Mary. I look forward to seeing your new stuff. Keep up the great work.
@joee7626
@joee7626 2 года назад
The funniest? You must not watch much comedy.
@robertokubo2465
@robertokubo2465 3 года назад
I've watched her routines many times and I still find them hilarious. She's a gem!
@notyourtypeofgay4752
@notyourtypeofgay4752 3 года назад
I'm so glad they're posting the full specials now
@jimduffy9773
@jimduffy9773 3 года назад
But it's a rerun. At least a good one.
@kristyleeleggett
@kristyleeleggett 3 года назад
They have an app with all of the full specials & it’s free 🤷🏼‍♀️
@notyourtypeofgay4752
@notyourtypeofgay4752 3 года назад
@@kristyleeleggett yeah but thats too much work you see
@melissahenry2528
@melissahenry2528 3 года назад
@@kristyleeleggett What's the app called?
@markdunham744
@markdunham744 3 года назад
@@melissahenry2528 commercials galore
@LRTrack
@LRTrack 3 года назад
Oh Jeez!! She has a true hybrid Minnesota/ Wisconsin accent. I would say it's not pure "Up Nort" Wisc but it sure made me homesick for the Land of Brats, Beer and Cheese!
@ronpeck26
@ronpeck26 3 года назад
She should have said after trying to get the class to do Beethoven's nineth, she started doing Jack Daniel's fifth.
@Marcus_C51
@Marcus_C51 3 года назад
Superb!!👍
@beatwizerd1976
@beatwizerd1976 3 года назад
Cute, she's got a great sense of humor. Love her approach kinda shy and nervous but confident and sure made me laugh a lot. Thanks Mary
@justalittlebitmo
@justalittlebitmo 3 года назад
Her talking about semis driving through her hometown made me think of the Wells Fargo wagon scene from The Music Man. 🎶
@updownstate
@updownstate 3 года назад
Montgomery Ward sent me a bathtub and a crosscut saw.
@kirnpu
@kirnpu 3 года назад
Yes!
@cynthiat6505
@cynthiat6505 3 года назад
I love that accent! My daughter went to North Central in Minnesota and came home sounding like that. She’s absolutely precious. And so quick!
@robertbergren8680
@robertbergren8680 3 года назад
Don'tcha know
@kittydream_4717
@kittydream_4717 3 года назад
People normally dont like how we talk glad someone appreciates it 🤣
@lauraowen8142
@lauraowen8142 3 года назад
@@robertbergren8680 👏😅
@anavonrebeur6121
@anavonrebeur6121 2 года назад
She Is from Wisconsin
@ln9119
@ln9119 4 месяца назад
My sister got married at 18 and moved from Southern IL to IA and "Doncha Know" and "you betcha!" became standard for her.
@tamaraking2826
@tamaraking2826 3 года назад
This quirky girl is my new favourite human! Love her style, her comedy, her reality.
@BoMwarriorVlog
@BoMwarriorVlog 3 года назад
Ditto. 😁 She's awesome, her smile & accent are great too. I hope she does more.
@MaximumCarne
@MaximumCarne 3 года назад
Watch Solar Opposites. She plays an alien and she’s great.
@SuppersReady8880
@SuppersReady8880 3 года назад
She good.
@TedaR
@TedaR 4 месяца назад
My youngest son is almost 21, about to be a daddy, 👏👏👏🙏🏼, and getting ready to move. While cleaning out his childhood closet we ran across his recorder from middle school. Yall I can’t give this thing away! I contacted the school, posted on our local free stuff FB pages, offered a reward…ZERO TAKERS! 🤣
@tonybroderick6590
@tonybroderick6590 3 года назад
She is absolutely funny. Fresh comedy. Love it.
@thealldrk5747
@thealldrk5747 3 года назад
I like her nervous energy. This was very good. 🥰
@derickjames1998
@derickjames1998 3 года назад
She's so smart, cute, funny, adorable...so nice to laugh so much you almost need tator-tots to soak up the tears...
@silvergirl7810
@silvergirl7810 3 года назад
Omg, I love ❤️ this comment!
@segurosincero4057
@segurosincero4057 3 года назад
Tots!
@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604
@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604 3 года назад
You gonna eat those tots!
@segurosincero4057
@segurosincero4057 3 года назад
@@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604 Get yer own! Jeez.
@samgibson684
@samgibson684 Год назад
ffs get ahold of yourself
@coilycrown5130
@coilycrown5130 3 года назад
I didn’t get all that bovine growth hormones that the city gals are getting 10 more Big Mac a year I could have been somebody 🤣🤣🤣
@gangfire5932
@gangfire5932 3 года назад
Summoning the Devil . . . Oh my god, I was the best recorder player in my third grade class in Central Islip, New York. Only now, at 57, do I realize when things went downhill . . . thank you Mary. :P
@rhodawatkins4516
@rhodawatkins4516 3 года назад
Mary Mack sounds like a good name for a nun. Sister Mary Mack.
@homodeus8713
@homodeus8713 3 года назад
Yes 😆
@MaximumCarne
@MaximumCarne 3 года назад
That’s a song
@eddierayvanlynch6133
@eddierayvanlynch6133 3 года назад
All dressed in black?
@segurosincero4057
@segurosincero4057 3 года назад
It’s a popular name in Nova Scotia. 😉
@stringname.youtubegooglepl2505
@stringname.youtubegooglepl2505 3 года назад
@@eddierayvanlynch6133 With silver buttons?
@dannybyers2084
@dannybyers2084 3 года назад
The flutophone or recorder was our 4th grade start in band. I surprised my kids by playing a tune on one. That was the day they learned I was a band nerd. Mary had ears of steel to survive those tin ear makers.
@AFmedic
@AFmedic 3 года назад
"Cuz my dad didn't want to live anywhere he can't take a leak outside". ROFLMAO As a Wisconsinite, that is so accurate.
@PoliticalAnimal87
@PoliticalAnimal87 3 года назад
She sounds exactly like junior asparagus from veggie tales
@aluminumfalcon552
@aluminumfalcon552 4 месяца назад
She looks like junior asparagus too😂
@delorasledge2492
@delorasledge2492 3 года назад
She does induce quite the giggle 😄 🤣
@q7wasp7
@q7wasp7 3 года назад
Just dropped in to check this out for a minute. 40 minutes ago.
@acahoon22
@acahoon22 4 месяца назад
Ditto
@trailbadger2345
@trailbadger2345 3 года назад
Being originally from central Wisconsin, she is funny. Her accent makes the routine! I understand her humor/culture.
@biker5662
@biker5662 2 года назад
I enjoyed her accent and had to keep listening after realizing it wasn't a joke or impersonation. Very interesting to this Southerner.
@jacquelineross7598
@jacquelineross7598 3 года назад
Love her! I was so eating mashed potato 🥔 while watching this, then she got to her comfort food bit...I choked 🤣
@updownstate
@updownstate 3 года назад
She's great. Very relatable. My husband said to me, "I'd be proud to call you my wife," then my cat rolled off the bookcase and landed on my husband's head.
@spinderola
@spinderola 3 года назад
That's hilarious 😆
@nishisalott1839
@nishisalott1839 3 года назад
I am dead on the floor! Is your cat OK?
@updownstate
@updownstate 3 года назад
@@nishisalott1839 Oh yes, thank you. Husband, not so sure.
@AK-jt7kh
@AK-jt7kh 3 года назад
The funny plot twist would be if it took him 8 years to finally say it.
@lauradawes1963
@lauradawes1963 2 года назад
Wow!! A story of romance for your off spring!! Bye, Laura from NH
@johnlarson505
@johnlarson505 3 года назад
It seems like a lot of stand-up comics are former teachers.
@KyChristensen
@KyChristensen 3 года назад
They can think on their feet and can entertain a group!
@silvergirl7810
@silvergirl7810 3 года назад
From a former teacher- you just want the hell out of the classroom 😩
@MesozoicNerd
@MesozoicNerd 3 года назад
You should here some of my dads storys. Retired teachers should be stand up comedians
@andreawest5047
@andreawest5047 2 года назад
As a teacher the comedy tends to just write itself.
@dsa3098
@dsa3098 3 года назад
I've heard her so many times on Sirius XM and she sounded so adorable.... She is stunning to watch.....She absolutely has the comedy thing figured out....
@jeffstumpf9129
@jeffstumpf9129 3 года назад
She's VERY Wisconsin, and very funny.
@francesbernard2445
@francesbernard2445 4 месяца назад
I agree. She kils it when it comes to remaining posiitve instead of bitter about having to take a leak outside ever during your lifetime.While she has the same name of an America mythical folk hero in a song. American humor through and through. Like humor about finally getting what the word milk meant to some people instead of the regular word referring to cows milk like the norm. Like say after moving to res in order to attend college. Instead of say not long after being 'gifted' with more than one recommended mother figure while your parents are going through a divorce or whatever before getting lucky enoug to not have to pay rent while attending college.
@bryanbokser0821
@bryanbokser0821 3 года назад
She is absolutely hilarious! And she's very cute!
@Audion
@Audion 3 года назад
Mary Mack is a dream. 🥰
@Psychol-Snooper
@Psychol-Snooper 3 года назад
There is video on RU-vid of Mary Mack and her husband Tim Harmston performing together, and it's basically this plus one. All G rated if I recall.
@BoMwarriorVlog
@BoMwarriorVlog 3 года назад
I need a link! 😃😁
@Psychol-Snooper
@Psychol-Snooper 3 года назад
@@BoMwarriorVlog I gave you a link 25 minutes ago, but it seems Dry Bar does not allow links even to RU-vid channels. So you'll have to get there yourself. The Channel is "marymackcomedy" and the video can be found in the videos pretty easily (just look for Mary and Tim videos.)
@johnathansaegal3156
@johnathansaegal3156 3 года назад
She's one of my most favorite comedian... I can watch her sets over and over and not lose the fun! (and she's SO adorable!)
@thebeastoffeasterpark
@thebeastoffeasterpark 3 года назад
Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black with silver buttons, buttons, buttons all down her back, back, back She jumped so high, high, high she touched the sky, sky, sky and didn't come back, back, back 'til the 4th of July!
@kittkattgo
@kittkattgo 2 года назад
As soon as I saw her name, I thought of that immediately!
@janesekillebrew8774
@janesekillebrew8774 3 года назад
Honeymoon, 21 days .... I mean, I love you but, not all together. That's too much.😂🤣💙💚💜 She's precious & funny! OMG, I giggled so much 🥰
@c28baby
@c28baby 3 года назад
I wasn’t even posh enough to have a recorder; I had a flutophone...which I stored in a homemade Strawberry Shortcake carrying bag!
@segurosincero4057
@segurosincero4057 3 года назад
Aaawww. Too sweet.
@kbean5338
@kbean5338 3 года назад
I thought I’d hate it. I was laughing so hard. Great comic!!!
@angelarasmussen1800
@angelarasmussen1800 3 года назад
Classic Wisconsin accent, so funny x2
@wldandcrzyguy
@wldandcrzyguy 3 года назад
She reminds me of "Georgia Ingle" from Mary Tyler Moore...
@ronpeck26
@ronpeck26 3 года назад
You're right!
@kristinagacesa8085
@kristinagacesa8085 3 года назад
Agree... Hollywood should look at her for a sitcom!
@aliceh5747
@aliceh5747 2 года назад
Yes, with a dollop of The Golden Girls' Rose (Betty White) in her delivery!
@donuttingtornado7628
@donuttingtornado7628 3 года назад
What a funny and comfy person!
@ofpfury
@ofpfury 3 года назад
Great show, great comedy, great timing throughout. I'll be looking for more of Mary Mack :)
@PauloNideck
@PauloNideck 3 года назад
OMG She is adorable. I went ownnnnn all the time. It's so amazing this content is here for me to enjoy for free. Thank you Dry Bar Comedy for uploading it!
@bunzer.of.wunzerton2235
@bunzer.of.wunzerton2235 3 года назад
She's so humble and sweet
@johanstrom3271
@johanstrom3271 3 года назад
I'm from Sweden and lived for six years in Indiana. I made coffee at work and one lady liked it but the rest said it should be classified as poison...
@miyojewoltsnasonth2159
@miyojewoltsnasonth2159 3 года назад
@Johan Ström I'm of Swedish descent (farmers from Småland), and grew up in Indiana. Assuming you were making normal Swedish coffee, Hoosiers don't really understand that.
@johnholzhey8149
@johnholzhey8149 3 года назад
@@miyojewoltsnasonth2159 We went to a Swedish Lutheran church, pronounced "lootern". The coffee was fer sure durn good I betcha.
@paulmanson253
@paulmanson253 3 года назад
That is actually hilarious. The Stieg Larsson novels,sex was a tertiary activity, what Swedes do in those novels is drink strong coffee. Adventures and the plot are secondary. I am not quite sure what happened to the American Midwest. Pale robusta coffee came to be. The original Arbuckles coffee was apparently pretty good. Back in the 1860s or so. Possibly the guys came back from WWII and considered that freeze dried Army coffee was a good idea. What did they drink before that ? Scary thought.
@johnholzhey8149
@johnholzhey8149 3 года назад
@@paulmanson253 The most popular activity was drinking coffee through sugar cubes. That was really prevalent during the winter.
@elisabethbjuhr1318
@elisabethbjuhr1318 2 года назад
Fennoscandians like strong coffee, for sure.
@jasonclark5410
@jasonclark5410 3 года назад
She is great! Super funny and charismatic. She will go far in this business.
@jamesbaskins6351
@jamesbaskins6351 3 года назад
ID pay to see paint dry before listening to her
@racheltyree4879
@racheltyree4879 3 года назад
@@jamesbaskins6351 awww looking for a fight are we? Good on ya for not engaging, Jason Clark!
@alissalatour7332
@alissalatour7332 2 года назад
I only made it three a few min usually I can watch mote comedy but here made me cringe
@stevenklimecky4918
@stevenklimecky4918 3 года назад
One of the best stories I've ever heard was from Charles Nelson Reilly during an interview where he related that every so often he would get a call from Lucille Ball saying simply "It's time." And they would then go out to a particular restaurant where Ms. Ball would order a great big bowl of mashed potatoes, which was the thing to which she was referring - time for the mashed potatoes, as it was her big comfort food thing. Of course it was more amusing to hear him tell of it in his unique fashion.
@jimbubbatube
@jimbubbatube 3 года назад
I should have known you could summon the devil by giving recorders to a class of third graders. So evil.
@lauraowen8142
@lauraowen8142 3 года назад
Ikr😅
@silvergirl7810
@silvergirl7810 3 года назад
Every year, as an elementary teacher, this would start with the kids - I mean I’m not the music teacher - but Lord help us all when they start those up!!!
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 года назад
or did the devil give us the recorder to summon third graders?
@njvalueinvestor
@njvalueinvestor 3 года назад
LOL
@DC-nw3uc
@DC-nw3uc 3 года назад
Third graders are the spawn of the devil. As an elementary school music teacher I have some stories..
@kenebob9125
@kenebob9125 3 года назад
Anti-depressants: Mom was taking 'em and I felt GREAT I go out into the living room, and present myself, life a gift. THIS is epic comedy -- everyday life, made hysterical!
@jessicawinchester7184
@jessicawinchester7184 3 года назад
I love her! I'm from Wisconsin & her jokes are so spot on & relatable. 🤣
@dr.brandileebunge
@dr.brandileebunge 3 года назад
She's Too Funny & Adorable!!! A Rare Gem, Her Minnesota Accent Priceless!!! Don't Be Fooled By Her Sweet Unassuming Voice, She's Naive!!!! She's A Smart Cookie!!! Had The Audience Eating Right Of Her Hand. Loved Her Performance Flawless!!! 🤟😂💯💎💋🎤👊
@rickshipley7872
@rickshipley7872 3 года назад
Mary Mack! I can't decide whether you should be on a rocket ship to Mensa or a short bus to kindergarten redux! But I keep following you around! 🤣🤣🤣
@dorothymcmahon9995
@dorothymcmahon9995 3 года назад
Perfect.
@tomskih203
@tomskih203 3 года назад
We need a Dry Bar Comedy international for clean stand up acts worldwide.
@nishisalott1839
@nishisalott1839 3 года назад
The sound of her voice, is THE MONEY! LOL! " I played two songs and it was OUT!" I died!
@catshez
@catshez 3 года назад
I love this woman 😂😂😂💕✌️ She is so right about the romance novels.. I was an avid reader of "Point Romance" as a teen, and then thankfully I saw the light one day when I was about 16.. I was depressed and angry about boys, disillusioned about the whole concept painted to me by these stories... .......so I took every single book, piled them into a wheelbarrow in our back garden, and set fire to the lot !!! 😝😝😝🔥 LOL, My mum was horrified, she is a book-worm and saw what I was doing as an abomination... I knew better 😉😉 👍🔥🔥🔥
@PotterPossum1989
@PotterPossum1989 2 года назад
It's still sad lol
@Nancie6290
@Nancie6290 2 года назад
Good for you . I’m glad I never wasted time with those romance novels … or soap operas
@catshez
@catshez 2 года назад
@@Nancie6290 thanks for the comment.. ☺️ I am someone who got sucked into romance novels and soaps, then saw the light afterwards 🤷🏽‍♀️ haha Perhaps that's the point? Only when we see what we don't want to see?.... I don't accept drama readily these days 😂
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 года назад
Well, ya, cause you coulda got 15 cents apiece for 'em at the garage sale.....😄 I read them briefly when I was 11-13. Then I was saved by the classics. I knew someone at work, when I was in grad school, who wrote for them. She was one of the Penny Jordans
@lisasmith7474
@lisasmith7474 Год назад
My mother had a collection of books, after a horrible break-up and being used to reading 4-6 books a week, and to distract myself I began reading her Romance novels. Yeah .. terrible idea. Written primarily for women by women .I was disillusioned about men for about a year. And sad because the next guy I dated was great at the grand gestures but terrible at relationships. Those guys don't exist. Or if they do they're unicorns . Screw the FBI warnings before movies, the wing mirrors warning on cars, those books should come with a disclaimer
@changelingsys
@changelingsys 3 года назад
she had to put the tater tot down bc once the thought existed it couldn’t just *vanish*, its a living breathing comfort food i just my heart
@dallasl3688
@dallasl3688 3 года назад
Why does Mary Mack make me pretty sure that my kitty is actually a real person?
@miyojewoltsnasonth2159
@miyojewoltsnasonth2159 3 года назад
@Dallas If you're kitty is cute, that might be why. Or it might be another Mary Mack show I saw where she spoke her whole set in fluent cat.
@joydurand
@joydurand 2 года назад
You know she's funny with 12 ads and we continue to watch!
@miss_sunshine25
@miss_sunshine25 Год назад
She is adorable .. I love her! I'm from Wisconsin, 30 min south of Green Bay.. I get all this. She is brilliant!
@shirls2348
@shirls2348 4 месяца назад
Curious what town you are from. I'm from 30 miles further South still (just south of Sheboygan). Love and miss it every day. So good to hear her accent.
@hollyrbaer
@hollyrbaer 2 года назад
As someone who grew up in WI and now lives in SoCal, this was spot on! 😂😂😂😂
@Brooklyn_
@Brooklyn_ 3 года назад
This whole special is great, I've watched it like 3 times!
@pennyarsenault7162
@pennyarsenault7162 3 года назад
I'd love to see her on tour with Jim Gaffigan...! They are equally hilarious and wholesome and do funny voices and bizarre extrapolations..
@DeathBySploot
@DeathBySploot 3 года назад
I can never unhear the word "yeah" now and that's just not something I was prepared for.
@lauraowen8142
@lauraowen8142 3 года назад
😅👏
@lisafeck1537
@lisafeck1537 3 года назад
She says it so sweetly.
@JohnRay1969
@JohnRay1969 2 года назад
A 21 day honeymoon. "I love you, but not all in a row" 😂 I died
@gregmacdonald3559
@gregmacdonald3559 3 года назад
You are one of the funniest comedians I have ever experienced! Thank you for the laughs 🇨🇦❤️
@ewilliamson488
@ewilliamson488 3 года назад
She is so adorable.
@Carolmaizy
@Carolmaizy 7 месяцев назад
Why did I have this on my Watch Later list for so long? Fantastic! I'm home with COVID and she's cheering me up ! I so needed this. Thank you, Mary Mack! Comedic genius!
@TedaR
@TedaR 4 месяца назад
Hope you are completely healed with no lasting effects! 🙏🏼✝️🥰 if it’s not too personal, are you vac or unvac? jw
@Carolmaizy
@Carolmaizy 4 месяца назад
@@TedaR thank you. Before getting Covid I had a three week viral infection- every symptom you can imagine, including laryngitis. I got a flu shot in September. Was healthy for three days then got covid. I had two covid vacs and two boosters, but was due for a booster in November but never made it. It was a 6 day mild case, for which I'm grateful. As we speak I'm recovering from the norovirus I got last week. Dreadful virus.What a winter!
@stevewothers4209
@stevewothers4209 3 года назад
You betcha don'tcha know
@laurabarber6697
@laurabarber6697 3 года назад
Yea sure..
@originalzo3873
@originalzo3873 3 года назад
I discovered clean comedy because of her she is immensely funny
@hunternorth8817
@hunternorth8817 3 года назад
Well you are in for one hell of a ride!
@highroller-jq3ix
@highroller-jq3ix Год назад
+originalzo So is "clean" comedy more hygienic?
@janellsiens4469
@janellsiens4469 3 года назад
At the negativity rainbow lands on a baby in an airplane at first i didnt get it then i did and laughed hard
@laurabarber6697
@laurabarber6697 3 года назад
I didn't get it. Could you please explain it to me? Thank you
@renaerolley5670
@renaerolley5670 3 года назад
Explain this to the born in NW Indiana and raised Lutheran girl (living in Saint Louis now).
@janellsiens4469
@janellsiens4469 3 года назад
@@laurabarber6697 from what i understand its crying babies on flight but the rainbow part too another jab at religion against lbgt maybe im wrong but thought that was what it meant
@Jaster_Mereel
@Jaster_Mereel 3 года назад
@@janellsiens4469 no, the rainbow is just a rainbow. Because she's talking about magical, silly thinking. Hence the rainbow. Sometimes a rainbow is just a rainbow.
@SuppersReady8880
@SuppersReady8880 3 года назад
Bit of a shot at new age happythink but basically, your negativity sails away and makes a baby on an airplane (worst place possible) cry
@johncichon9499
@johncichon9499 3 года назад
Adorable act. Great job. I'm from WI and mostly make fun of MN and the crazies from Chicago. Thanks!
@myfamilymatters
@myfamilymatters 3 года назад
She is so good. Love Dry Bar Comedy.
@kbean5338
@kbean5338 3 года назад
So good I watched it twice! Thank you DBC and Mary!
@rubyjanis1354
@rubyjanis1354 3 года назад
I love Mary Mack!
@Davrn
@Davrn 3 года назад
She ain't funny !
@rubyjanis1354
@rubyjanis1354 3 года назад
@@Davrn that’s your opinion
@Geddylee2000
@Geddylee2000 2 года назад
I appreciate the George Carlin-esq “in the now” joke. The entire show was funny 😂 also I just realized that she plays Jesse in Solar Opposites.
@gwillis01
@gwillis01 2 года назад
Some towns are so small that the only reason to buy the local paper is to find out if the newspaper editor heard the same social gossip that you did.
@montananerd8244
@montananerd8244 3 года назад
Lol where I live lutheran coffee is double strength! Love a good welding tank story tho 😂😂😂🔥
@Panwere36
@Panwere36 3 года назад
Nice! She is hilarious!! And yes.. what she says about the clarinet is the truth. My sister tortured the family for years with that instrument of crimes against music! The clarinet is just a recorder for teens and grownups!!!
@kevingramling5443
@kevingramling5443 2 года назад
So did my sister thats to funny
@cUser691
@cUser691 3 года назад
Great delivery and clever jokes. Thanks, Mary...liked how you interspersed storytelling with jokes [ie yoga, cafeteria ladies, Wisconsin, comfort foods]. Fun set.
@danabryant6138
@danabryant6138 3 года назад
"That's a lotta white..."😭🤣
@finleyhearon2510
@finleyhearon2510 2 года назад
I lost it at "you need a tater tot" because that was so Midwestern it hurt.
@res00xua
@res00xua 3 года назад
I was in a combined 3-4th grade class and had to do the flutophone two years in a row. What a horrible experience. I'm amazed that I still love music.
@monkeynumbernine
@monkeynumbernine 3 года назад
Hahaha hahaha 😄 The coffee thing is true.. my husband is lutheran and he makes the weakest, palest coffee 🙊 Goodness 😂 she's actually really funny...
@johnholzhey8149
@johnholzhey8149 3 года назад
Don't judge us all by him. I guess he wasn't in the Navy and didn't learn how.
@heatherdiers1857
@heatherdiers1857 3 года назад
I married into being a Lutheran and it’s true. I’m always trying to make it stronger without upsetting someone 😄. You can always add water.
@AK-jt7kh
@AK-jt7kh 3 года назад
Please tell me you come from a family of 9 kids because that would be a hilarious nickname
@monkeynumbernine
@monkeynumbernine 3 года назад
@@AK-jt7kh Hahaha hahaha 😂
@ronaldmccutcheon1329
@ronaldmccutcheon1329 2 года назад
Funny. Why is Lutheran coffee weak?
@Katiedid93
@Katiedid93 3 года назад
She needs a Netflix special OMG
@brucewilson1958
@brucewilson1958 2 года назад
So many comics these days start out with sex stuff, throw in some sex stuff in the middle, and close it out with some sex stuff. A few have taken this to the genius level. Nikki Glazer comes to mind. But, most just wallow in the swill. This woman is a rare bird. An hour set filled with laughs and not a single sexual reference or profanity. It's refreshing. Creative. And genuinely funny. Bravo.
@j10001
@j10001 5 месяцев назад
One teeny tiny sex reference at 19:45
@tombraiderstrums09
@tombraiderstrums09 4 месяца назад
Sex is part of life, what’s wrong with laughing about it?
@AM-bw7hv
@AM-bw7hv 3 года назад
"What defiles a man is not what goes into the body, but what comes out from his heart."
@voodoo6821
@voodoo6821 3 года назад
Did you mean define? But defile would be a funny joke lol
@user-vd2jk7dl3p
@user-vd2jk7dl3p 3 года назад
"You don't even know when the now is until the little bit after the now! Sometimes several days go by before I realize it was now" Hahahaha!!!
@monatheblunt794
@monatheblunt794 3 года назад
So hilarious and wholesome! Loved every minute of it! ✨
@tatyanarodriguez1561
@tatyanarodriguez1561 3 года назад
I misread this as "Why Morons Don't Drink Coffee." and my first thought was "That's easy, it's bitter and disgusting." I have once again proven that I am not smart, and most likely average.
@graciemaye6381
@graciemaye6381 2 года назад
😂
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