the game's dialogue is written as if they just hired the entire netflix 40 year old mom demographic and gave them 3 minutes each to write how they think teenagers speak
I want a video that is a collection of Saint Row and Watch Dogs 2 an Legion cutscenes side by side since they all have a stupid energy you grow to find fun or you wanna drive too the headquarters an commit terror
@@GoseRold it really is tho have u seen the dialog in this game i guess if u like woke dialog then go off but it just screams them trying to reach peoplw in there 20s
@@FlackBackTV really, 3 and 4 were self aware, and while they weren’t the best games in the franchise, they were still fun games and were actually funny. This game just ain’t it.
@@Squarry 3 was were I started and personally I had no problems with it. I understand where some people don’t like it but I don’t agree with it imo. 2 is a very well done game though and I do agree that it is objectively the best the franchise has seen. And while 4 did have its problems that I do agree with, the game is still pretty fucking fun. Even if it is just a glorified DLC for SR3.
actual Marvel tier writing Reminds me of that scene when Lalo visits Saul and Kim and Howard ask them "He's right behind me, isn't he? Well this is awkward." and then Lalo morbed all over him.
It’s not just awfully written, it’s actually bad to play, both with the controls, and with the minute-to-minute gameplay. It’s genuinely the definition of a dead-on-arrival game. And the devs are calling everyone “haters”. This game’s failure was deserved.
Played the game from launch The combat isn't down right HORRENDOUS but the aiming, sensitivity and melee combat is the worst I've ever seen in a video game Ok that's a lie that would be marvel vs Capcom infinite
Because it’s just more fun to make a stupid character than to make an actual realistic one. A lot of people who don’t make content do the same, it’s just fun that way
I usually don’t gloat when a game sucks. I feel like it’s a shitty deal for everyone involved when a game bombs, gamers and developers alike. All that work for nothing. But I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t a little bit cathartic when Volition was being all sassy on Twitter, dismissing everyone as being “haters” while waiting for the proper authorities to make their judgement. And then the critics were like; “yeah, no, we didn’t like it either.” Fucking RIP. We’ve been saying what we wanted for years. Something more like SR2. Never seen a game try so hard to alienate it’s old fan base in favor of a younger demographic that had no interest in it to begin with since Resident Evil tried to be Call of Duty. Fortnite kids are gonna play Fortnite, they don’t care about Saints Row.
Its funny because I like the older saints row games, & I play fortnite, but I couldn't even force myself to play this for more than 40 minutes, even if the performance wasn't dogshit
16:01 I love how this gigantic lorry falling onto a guy makes nothing but a light smashing sound and the camera doesn't even shake at all, everything in this game weighs like a kilogram
The sad thing is... A sitcom parody with the old crew and writing would probably be really funny where at the end the Boss punches out a Dude in a wall playing the laughtrack 😔😔😔
This feels like a company trying to imitate saints row by only taking loose points and gluing them together instead of understanding why it worked well
Honestly deserved though, kane and lynch 2 is in my opinion pretty good for what it is. It was a bot more artsy than was good for itself but honestly i wouldnt want it any other way. Yes screenshake and effects got in the way all the time, and yes the gunplay was abysmal, but it was playable and the experience it provides is certainly worth playing it, even if fun wasnt nessesarily the first priority. It worked I actually couldnt put it down and i think I even just did the entire thing in one sitting if i remember right
I feel like the "I dont wanna play it if its not on steam" is a totally valid take, especially if the alternative is epic. i feel the exact same way lol
having to deal with Uplay through Steam is worse enough, I can't be fucked with any more launchers, theres not been a game in 3 years good enough to convince me otherwise.
im surprised that in all the videos I've watched where people just shit on Saints row, nobody has talked about how if you go into aim assist settings and turn it all to max, you get Aim hacks. Unironically like all you have to do is go into the middle of a room with enemies, hold down right click, hold down left click, then everyone in there dies, as the game has a setting that makes you auto target to the next enemy that is in your auto aim sights when the guy your aiming at is killed, then if you max the auto aim sights width (which literally says it will target people out of your View) that makes it so you get actual aimhacks, this was the only way to win gunfights on Console highest difficulty as controllers aren't really know for making you very accuracy when shooting.
Saints Row is known for its quirky physics but never did I think it would devolve to this. Its actually painful to watch that lorry. Its like playing in moon gravity. The dialogue even does not even make me believe it came from a sainits row game.
i did actually look forward to saints row, too but after downloading it like i made my character and on the drive home he fucking said the words "big balls" like 6 times over. most fun i had i think was blowing a truck up and flying in a wingsuit but that's because explosions are fun and wingsuits are awesome by default
i feel the games gonna grow slowly since if they update it a bit an maybe have a dialog slider it can become quite big like Watch Dogs 2 an Legion I feel this game will grow in time I love watch dogs btw lol
As someone from Albuquerque. Its honestly not far off. Bit empty and with an added lion rock, but pretty much a dirt covered dump with mountains in the back
I've only heard about this game through this video this morning... Saints Row was definitely a game that shaped a part of my childhood and I'll never forget the first 3 renditions of it. The dildo sword will forever hold a candle to my heart. But this... I can't care anymore to act saddened or frustrated since It's happening so often, as a person I've moved on from video games, especially from this regurgitated nonsense. But it's a shame seeing the legacy of Saints Row pummel itself into the ground further and further.
Driver has some of he best car destruction physics. This game has worse car destruction then Driver 3 which is game from 2004. Fuck I'd say its worse than Driver 1.
@@SolidRaiden2655 San Francisco is the only driving game I've played in my life, and it was very enjoyable, and I've yet to touch a car in another game that matched it Vroom vroom hehehe
At least Cyberpunk 2077 had a decency to still be a decent game with an interesting story, despite all the lies and promises. Saints Row reboot is just downright not fun to play to begin with, and if you ask me, this game is even more buggy than Cyberpunk 2077 on launch.
The whole game reminds of that mission in saints row 3 where you were the main character in a movie so they were making everything dramatic and stuff with turret sections.
laugh tracks make everything 10x funnier its like a get out of jail card when you have absolutely no writing skill but still insist on making a comedy And I absolutely hate it any joke can be funny with a laugh track it takes no skill at all I can make the cringyiest most lame joke ever slap a laugh track on it and it's now the funniest shit ever close to pick Rick
The movement of that game looked like Dreams movement, but Dreams is much better, especially content wise. You can’t play Breaking Bad simulator in Saints Row, can you?
