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Salad Isn't Boring, You're Just a Terrible Cook 

SenyaiGrubs
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@SenyaiGrubs
@SenyaiGrubs Год назад
Recipe that I loosely followed: www.seriouseats.com/classic-panzanella-salad-recipe - I prefer to go a bit lighter on the bread. Yes I know that makes me sound lame but otherwise it just kinda eats like a sandwich and if I'm in the mood for veggies and dietary fiber then gosh darn-it I'm gonna get it.
@abysswarrior
@abysswarrior Год назад
Thanks bro
@speedyllama8380
@speedyllama8380 Год назад
Looks really pretty, but I'll just eat a steak.
@user-xt7zs7tn1c
@user-xt7zs7tn1c Год назад
Do you have to follow a recipe for everything - learn how to combine flavors like umami salty acidic with textures like crunchy or fatty and you can develop ideas yourself and not give shit tiktok advice.
@lechatnoir482
@lechatnoir482 Год назад
​@@user-xt7zs7tn1c why so negative?
@ldld64
@ldld64 Год назад
Who knew how hard it would be to COOK salad ? 🤔 I quess nobody knows how to cook.
@Bento_Club
@Bento_Club Год назад
I always knock on the refrigerator door before opening in case there is a salad dressing
@RatThatLikesGuns
@RatThatLikesGuns Год назад
LMAOOOO
@RatThatLikesGuns
@RatThatLikesGuns Год назад
It's like that joke I found on the Internet _"Why was the tomato red..?"_ *_"Hm.."_* _"He saw the salad dressing!"_
@SenyaiGrubs
@SenyaiGrubs Год назад
Y'know I wouldn't expect anything less from a classy guy like you
@KinDiedYesterday
@KinDiedYesterday Год назад
I heard this from cyno's VA lol
@regenbogen_sim
@regenbogen_sim Год назад
you know... I had a salad joke, but I tossed it.
@kellybraun5013
@kellybraun5013 Год назад
Damn I thought I had everything to whip this up then realized I’m completely out of self worth and there’s no way I’m going out to get some last minute.
@SenyaiGrubs
@SenyaiGrubs Год назад
Did you check the dried goods aisle? They usually have dehydrated self worth there
@kellybraun5013
@kellybraun5013 Год назад
@@SenyaiGrubs Yeah but it’s so expensive here unless you grow your own.. Damn California.
@NiaJustNia
@NiaJustNia Год назад
@@kellybraun5013 Canned or jarred self worth is just as good, but make sure to get it in juice, don't go for syrup because the rose tinted sweetness makes it short lived, brined tends to have a cynicism after taste, and pickled, while having a decent shelf life, can result in relationship degradation or liver damage long term. You don't want to always be pickled to access your self worth, y'know? In its own juice is best if you can't get fresh or dehydrated because it has a richer depth of flavour, and the juice can be used for smoothies.
@OsirusHandle
@OsirusHandle Год назад
DO IT NOW
@FallStar3388
@FallStar3388 Год назад
​@@NiaJustNia I-...
@spiderdude2099
@spiderdude2099 Год назад
“You should be able to throw it together if you have 15 minutes and a little self worth” See…..you lost me right at the end there…
@larmesdemiel
@larmesdemiel Год назад
Exactly this. He lost me, too. Love salads, hate condescension.
@mhm77887
@mhm77887 Год назад
​@@larmesdemiel Same
@Chiwalker
@Chiwalker Год назад
He lost me when he started cutting the cherry tomatoes, who the fuck has the time and energy for that???
@BloodOrangeSun
@BloodOrangeSun Год назад
​@@Chiwalker Tomatoes were old. Look at the inside. I just know they were soggy. I love a good salad but don't be a dick and then have subpar ingredients.
@nicoleonlysometimes824
@nicoleonlysometimes824 Год назад
@@larmesdemielmaybe it just doesn’t apply to you and it was a joke
@dextershandle
@dextershandle Год назад
Bro directly roasted me while I was eating soggy iceberg lettuce with room temp ranch dressing 😭
@jjescorpiso21
@jjescorpiso21 Год назад
that sounds so sad r u ok
@bauhausliker0
@bauhausliker0 Год назад
that seriously hurt
@manifesting5000
@manifesting5000 Год назад
Lmao
@kaci-nc5zg
@kaci-nc5zg Год назад
who hurt you
@gussampson5029
@gussampson5029 4 месяца назад
I hope you started keeping your ranch in the fridge by now.
@SamDaGOAT09
@SamDaGOAT09 Год назад
Bro just drank mozzarella juice 💀
@marZ90619
@marZ90619 Год назад
HIS FACE IS WHAT KILLED ME I FREAKIGN GASPED WHEN I SAW HIM DONTHAT😭😭
@NotBasil
@NotBasil Год назад
I do too
@yrugeh1901
@yrugeh1901 Год назад
I read your comment as "mozart juice" 💀
@doubletapthatdotty4597
@doubletapthatdotty4597 Год назад
They do that in Italy bro..
@Sivanot
@Sivanot Год назад
@@yrugeh1901 No, Constanze Mozart got that.
@iivvrryy
@iivvrryy Год назад
"15 minutes, 40 dollars, and a little self-worth" So it's impossible.
@Celestials1aurora
@Celestials1aurora Год назад
Fr though💀 it would be 50 dollars for me … just this salad🤡
@Tacdelio
@Tacdelio Год назад
$5 is pushing it for a salad that wont make me any less hungry.
@wolfiegames1572
@wolfiegames1572 Год назад
He didn't say 40 dollars
@spookymu1der
@spookymu1der Год назад
the internet has really nuked everyone's attention spans and comprehension skills huh?
@aprilliac
@aprilliac Год назад
@@spookymu1der no, it just reveals it. you probably focused on this comment and scrolled past the others. you may have accidentally cherry-picked. cheer up, fox.
@sleeplessweeb2983
@sleeplessweeb2983 Год назад
Yeah salad aren't boring just like my dad please give him another chance he's distraught right now 🙏🏾
@SenyaiGrubs
@SenyaiGrubs Год назад
Yesterday on the phone he told me "salads are for babies. Big fat babies who are afraid of flavor and real food like meat and eggs. If you want to hang out with me and my friends you're gonna have to tell us that you think tomatoes are dumb and stupid"
@baileyhoran4598
@baileyhoran4598 Год назад
😂😂😂
@TheOnlyCaprisun
@TheOnlyCaprisun Год назад
Your dad is out of chances.
@clyde9216
@clyde9216 Год назад
@@SenyaiGrubsdude, tomatoes ARE dumb and disgusting
@DANDANDANDANDANDANDANDAN
@DANDANDANDANDANDANDANDAN Год назад
​@@clyde9216 no u
@RUCHIGUPTA-fw5bi
@RUCHIGUPTA-fw5bi Год назад
"salad isn't boring you're just a terrible cook" called out in 4K lmao 🤧💀
@billie7745
@billie7745 Год назад
Dude made some croutons for a salad and thought he started the revolution
@gkountilas
@gkountilas Год назад
made the middest salad n thought he taught us something nice LMAO
@truegrit1
@truegrit1 Год назад
@@gkountilas yea right? this is the most basic salad i do :'D
@gkountilas
@gkountilas Год назад
@@truegrit1 exactly! i just use feta instead lol
@grzmit5904
@grzmit5904 Год назад
@@gkountilas i mean wasnt that the point of the video? its not that hard to make a palatable salad that tastes pretty good, hes trying to convince people to not eat take out all the time, not make them into professional chefs lmao.
@gkountilas
@gkountilas Год назад
@@grzmit5904 Idk man, what I got from the vid was that he told us how our salads suck and suggested an improvement. Didn't hear jack about not buying takeout/fast food/ whatever
@hals6118
@hals6118 Год назад
"salads aren't boring, you just aren't putting cubes of seasoned toast on yours"
@BreadIsKindaGood
@BreadIsKindaGood Год назад
bro wdym he ain’t even season the “croutons”
@danielg4854
@danielg4854 Год назад
that’s not even panzanella. you don’t fry the croutons, you have to soak stale bread in water
@nuttynutsnutstache
@nuttynutsnutstache Год назад
It makes the difference.
@kevinirmiter3669
@kevinirmiter3669 Год назад
"It's difficult to mess this up if you have fifteen minutes..." I have fifteen minutes! "...and a little self worth." ☹️
@pearlescobar9449
@pearlescobar9449 Год назад
Made me giggle
@MichaelRoxalot
@MichaelRoxalot 11 месяцев назад
So close!
@maeannengo4908
@maeannengo4908 3 месяца назад
Doing all these will take me a hour 😭
@shikh5200
@shikh5200 Год назад
bro said "youre just a bad cook" and proceeds to put things in a bowl and toast bread.
@Yadadameanfool
@Yadadameanfool Год назад
He calls himself a dickhead pretty much but yes it doesn't help he decided to get negative attention just because why not.
@aliceflensburg1411
@aliceflensburg1411 Год назад
Lol
@gabrierz
@gabrierz Год назад
Good cooking is not hard cooking, good cooking is when you master the simple.
@ezze-does-it
@ezze-does-it Год назад
@@gabrierz I think his point is cutting vegetables and assembling them into a bowl with toast isn't cooking. He made a sandwich in a bowl
@nuttynutsnutstache
@nuttynutsnutstache Год назад
​@@ezze-does-it He said it was simple
@ambrotose
@ambrotose Год назад
"Salads aren't boring" Proceeds to put tomatoes onions mozzarella cheese and croutons in a bowl...
@themysticfedora
@themysticfedora Год назад
literally one of the unhealthiest salads you could make.
@efficientgaming4603
@efficientgaming4603 Год назад
​@@themysticfedoraI mean it's better than most meals nowadays
@ambrotose
@ambrotose Год назад
@@themysticfedora I mean define unhealthy. Fat is healthy, so is protein.
@Mrwizfoz
@Mrwizfoz Год назад
​@@themysticfedora such a useless and nonsensical comment
@RJ-mh3ox
@RJ-mh3ox Год назад
@@themysticfedora huh?!?!
@hannahwalker2825
@hannahwalker2825 Год назад
He really knows what’s up when he said “Spoke $40 greens medley, pitched to you by a gen Z tik tok food influencer” I struggle to eat because I so busy and tired wym 😭 I know how to make a good salad
@blackkkabllakkcaa
@blackkkabllakkcaa Год назад
That’s not even what he said damn
@optimchs1
@optimchs1 Год назад
He said 'bespoke' as in a fancy tailored suit is bespoke.
@Great_Olaf5
@Great_Olaf5 Год назад
He definitely spoke to me there, though the rest... The reason I don't like salads isn't because they're boring, or that I'm bad in the kitchen, it's that at a restaurant I have so little control over what goes in them and I don't like any kind of lettuce as the main substance of a dish, and at home because at much as I love cooking, there's no part of working in the kitchen I hate more than pulling out the knife and cutting board and spending twenty minutes cutting things up that every recipe book says should take five. I'm no professional chef, cutting things up isn't something I spend hours of every day on, if I'm being generous it's something I do once a day for an hour or less, abs more realistically once or twice a week for fifteen minutes (admittedly mostly because the main thing I chop up for cooking is onions, and I've got a tool for mincing that once I've got it into reasonably sized chunks), I have other things in my life to do than perfect my knife work to take less time cooking when there are other options available, and unlike so many other parts of cooking, you can't just stop paying attention to chopping up veggies or walk away and do something else while it just happens, you have to be there doing it, and at best you can multitask by listening to a youtube playlist, or an audiobook or something. If you've got something frying in the pan, you can always just turn the heat down and walk away for ten minutes, and it'll be fine, it might turn out overdone, or maybe even a bit burnt if you welt careful with turning it down enough or you get really distracted, but it'll happen without you there. There is no way to make a salad without being there and paying attention to the whole process.
@christinewatson1989
@christinewatson1989 Год назад
"Making new salads is like puberty". So they'll make me suicidally depressed? No thanks.
@MrImnothere11
@MrImnothere11 Год назад
This template is great to sub beans in for the bread, too (lookin at you, dietary fiber).
@SenyaiGrubs
@SenyaiGrubs Год назад
Woah a bean fiend here in this very comment section? Glad to have you
@TheOnlyCaprisun
@TheOnlyCaprisun Год назад
FELLOW BEAN FIEND!
@alleighaanderson1659
@alleighaanderson1659 Год назад
I LOVE adding chickpeas to mine, so good
@notnotcheerios4567
@notnotcheerios4567 Год назад
​ii
@grimibabi
@grimibabi Год назад
black beans or chickpeas in salad is so underrated
@mrsmith1162
@mrsmith1162 Год назад
I’m gunna have to make this… minus everything but the bread and cheese
@SenyaiGrubs
@SenyaiGrubs Год назад
grilled cheese is also a salad depening on which country you're in
@mrsmith1162
@mrsmith1162 Год назад
@@SenyaiGrubs hotdog is a taco
@juwebles4352
@juwebles4352 Год назад
@@mrsmith1162 Hotdogs are sandwiches. A hotdog bun is a bun not a tortilla or flat bread. Pizza is a taco.
@mrbarjam7067
@mrbarjam7067 Год назад
@@juwebles4352 in terms of structure I have not before heard the argument of type of starch. I would argue that a hotdog is a taco due to the connections of carbohydrates on 3 sides
@juwebles4352
@juwebles4352 Год назад
@@mrbarjam7067 There is only one point of connection with a taco because its a flatbread, the hot dog with both sides of its bun has 2 connection points, like a burger or any other sandwich
@dogwater7657
@dogwater7657 Год назад
So we not gon talk about how he drank that mozzarella water 😭😭
@silverfeatheryt_9755
@silverfeatheryt_9755 Год назад
The cheese is too good not to waste
@Alexcutspie
@Alexcutspie Год назад
Made me gag almost stopped watching there
@silverfeatheryt_9755
@silverfeatheryt_9755 Год назад
@@Alexcutspie fresh mozzarella is actually really good
@thatguy550
@thatguy550 Год назад
The intrusive thoughts won
@arcadymorel7565
@arcadymorel7565 Год назад
​@@silverfeatheryt_9755 fresh mozzarella is good, mozzarella water on the other hand...
@EiffelGiza
@EiffelGiza Год назад
My bf used to say he hated salad and I was utterly confused, then found out he just used lettuce and dressing and understood. He loves the salads I make now though☺️
@nellyboi3043
@nellyboi3043 Год назад
Generations of Americans really did grow up thinking salad meant Hidden Valley ranch over old Iceberg lettuce and it’s really sad. It is fun to sway people though.
@1Peasant
@1Peasant Год назад
I dont even like actual salad it blows mind that anyone would think lettuce with dressing counts as salad
@user-pd9ju5dk5s
@user-pd9ju5dk5s Год назад
​@@nellyboi3043white ppl are amateurs when it comes to cooking (baking is the exception)
@coolzeb1243
@coolzeb1243 Год назад
​@@nellyboi3043really? I always grew up with salads full of feta and a mountain of veggies
@rommelthedesertfox3089
@rommelthedesertfox3089 9 месяцев назад
@@1Peasantlettuce with dressing is a salad
@syntheticmonkey
@syntheticmonkey Год назад
My soul evaporated when you sipped the cheese juice. Why is no one else talking about this? I cant be alone there
@Gabrielle-vg1ty
@Gabrielle-vg1ty Год назад
You gotta taste the juice
@syntheticmonkey
@syntheticmonkey Год назад
@@Gabrielle-vg1ty you absolutely do NOT
@thynguel
@thynguel Год назад
Yeah, I almost yelled "noooo". As an Italian I know that the serum in which mozzarella is kept is just that, a liquid to keep mozzarella without ruining it. The salad itself it's wonderful.. I would soak the onion in a bit of water to make it a bit less aggressive but ... good work!
@randomguy2472
@randomguy2472 Год назад
@@syntheticmonkeywhy not though, a little taste won’t hurt
@syntheticmonkey
@syntheticmonkey Год назад
@@randomguy2472 you drink your kool-aid, ill avoid the cult.
@immaya05
@immaya05 Год назад
"I'm not here to bully you" Well you just called me a terrible cook and I'm ugly crying in my bathroom floor-
@Ilikefreewifi17
@Ilikefreewifi17 Год назад
HAHAHAHAHA THIS MADE ME BREATHE REALLY HARD OUT OF MY NOSE
@hylacinerea970
@hylacinerea970 Год назад
I'm broke af and I love the Taylor farms bagged salad mixes, specifically the Chipotle & spicy mango ones
@SenyaiGrubs
@SenyaiGrubs Год назад
No shame in that bruh them Bois are tasty
@LuisCaneSec
@LuisCaneSec Год назад
I bring those to work with a bag of peeled boiled eggs. Easy lunches. At home I'm a bit more creative with my salads.
@jameswebb3410
@jameswebb3410 Год назад
​@@SenyaiGrubsHahahha yeah because you're the one to define what's shameful or not. What a guy for real.
@Beckybitch
@Beckybitch Год назад
Idc what anyone says, cold veggies are just gross. Fry them, sauté, roast and I’ll all for it. To each their own but when I eat food I don’t want leaves and plants being the main star
@aaliyakhan9851
@aaliyakhan9851 Год назад
"Financially privileged tone-deaf gen Z food influencer" Doobydobap?💀
@supremehoe6491
@supremehoe6491 Год назад
Someone had to say it
@Naralarawara
@Naralarawara Год назад
How?
@Victoria-nu4td
@Victoria-nu4td Год назад
Fr
@afshanusman9333
@afshanusman9333 Год назад
It's tone-deaf
@kkandymachine
@kkandymachine Год назад
people will forever use this to make fun of her😭😭
@SerialSolar
@SerialSolar Год назад
didnt have to come at me like that the first few seconds damn
@SenyaiGrubs
@SenyaiGrubs Год назад
The first step in addressing your problem is admitting that you have one. I'm trying to help you
@gaydolfbitler
@gaydolfbitler Год назад
​@@SenyaiGrubs but MEAAAT
@briannawatt4741
@briannawatt4741 Год назад
​@@SenyaiGrubsI've never understood why influencers roast their fans, the people who made them famous in the first place. Nobody asked for ur "help" dude, if our soggy salads are what get us through the day, we're gonna eat them
@csto6804
@csto6804 Год назад
@@briannawatt4741 missed the whole point entirely
@cindyo6298
@cindyo6298 4 месяца назад
One of the secrets to a good salad is a lot of salt
@AnnoyD
@AnnoyD Год назад
The 15 minutes I have an abundance of. It's the self worth that I don't think I have even an inkling of.
@angelicavargas2314
@angelicavargas2314 Год назад
start small. just add 1 thing. u deserve, trust me
@indybruggeman1293
@indybruggeman1293 Год назад
"Salads aren't boring, you're just a terrible cook" *proceeds to make the most boring salad with the most basic ingredients ever*
@cholanrajendran1207
@cholanrajendran1207 Год назад
Also why tf would you have a relatively edible salad when you can cook vegetables the way every other culture does
@cholanrajendran1207
@cholanrajendran1207 Год назад
@@Megasaurusify Lmao ok
@xavierslow
@xavierslow Год назад
THE SALAD IS DELICIOUS
@sakuranovaryan9261
@sakuranovaryan9261 Год назад
@@cholanrajendran1207 ya ya but this is for where you feel like eating something fresh and not fully cooked. That's why salads💁
@kat4onelove
@kat4onelove Год назад
​@@cholanrajendran1207 raw foods have different nutritional benefits than cooked. For a healthy gut microbiome, it's best to eat a variety of healthy foods, raw and cooked.
@michaelholshouser6248
@michaelholshouser6248 Год назад
"Tone deaf gen z influencer" that's literally every food channel right now.
@housemana
@housemana Год назад
doopydocrap
@michaelholshouser6248
@michaelholshouser6248 Год назад
@@housemana I'm too poor to understand what she's saying half the time.
@moritzstaltmaier5296
@moritzstaltmaier5296 Год назад
I just dont have that „i am not Here to bully u“ mentality but i still want u to get fckin better Get your self together kings
@myswagobsession
@myswagobsession Год назад
“…and a little self worth.” 😂😂😂
@cution97
@cution97 Год назад
THAT MADE ME GASP I was at the gym 😂😂 he just roasted the entirety of Gen Z when it comes to preparing food
@hamtier
@hamtier Год назад
i was thinking this looks cool and realistic to make. then he hits me with that line and i turned away
@ilovemoistcritikal
@ilovemoistcritikal Год назад
i love how plastic love is casually playing in the background
@leodanijrmederos1145
@leodanijrmederos1145 Год назад
I love that song
@jsmith2186
@jsmith2186 Год назад
Last time I checked in my restaurant we usually put the people who can't cook on the salad station..
@lizzymint6705
@lizzymint6705 Год назад
Oh SNAP! Good burn
@pasta-and-heroin
@pasta-and-heroin Год назад
sounds like a pretty shitty restaurant. it’s called larder mate & it takes a dedicated chef to manage effectively
@turbodarkle
@turbodarkle Год назад
Lmao I thought it was just at the restaurant I work at. So other places do it too 😂
@DomorVerbeuk
@DomorVerbeuk Год назад
It would be a great place for me. My cooking is not the best (although I do have some favored meals by my friends), but my salads are where people are truly impressed. Even in the category: "for something that isn't meat, that is actually pretty decent" from a 'carnivore' that is afraid to touch any non-meat other than french bread.
@Catras_unfairly_gorgeous_smirk
Salads are literally the most interesting thing you can do imo. I like to just buy different fruits and veggies that sound weird when put in a salad together, then put them in a salad together and see what pops out. Most of my favorite salad recipes where born from good ole "lol wth, let's go for it!" They're fun to play around with. 😁
@idkwhat3026
@idkwhat3026 Год назад
“I’m not here to bully you.” You did not see the panic in my face before i heard the “well maybe a little bit.”
@elingauldie1929
@elingauldie1929 Год назад
My dad taught me growing up how to make all sorts of dishes ( he wasnt a professional chef but he was an amazing cook ) making balsamic dressings and some easier honey ones to mix in with your feta and mozzarella italian salad was my childhood
@mauimonique
@mauimonique Год назад
What’s your favorite one to make with the honey dressing recipe? (If you don’t mind)
@passing_by8546
@passing_by8546 Год назад
​@@mauimonique our parents usually did olive oil, balsamic vinegar, honey and a little dijon mustard. Was great for green salads
@randomeditsss4585
@randomeditsss4585 Год назад
Yall hear me out, if u add cucumber to your salad make sure to wash the cucumber and sprinkle it with some sugar it makes them nice and crunchy even after a period time! (I have done this way to many times but it never gets old)
@brandonraver1200
@brandonraver1200 11 месяцев назад
People will just boil vegetables in water and call it disgusting. I promise you if you just boil anything in unseasoned water it blows, dont treat veggies like they're second class food
@LN031
@LN031 Год назад
“Some financially privileged, tone deaf, gen z food influencer….” **Friendly Fire Activated**
@rosequartzs
@rosequartzs Год назад
Pretty sure its doobydoobap
@Largentina.
@Largentina. Год назад
​@@rosequartzs He's talking about himself, genius.
@LN031
@LN031 Год назад
@@Largentina. 😂
@s4shaslaybright
@s4shaslaybright Год назад
salad is honestly an amazing dish and should be hyped up more
@letizia4419
@letizia4419 Год назад
I really like this recipe, and the one on the sote looks interesting too, but the original tuscan panzanella it's completely different, we make it soaking the bread in water and vinegar, it's not crispy at all but mushy, and it isn't fancy either, it's just just odl wet bread with tomatoes and onion 😆 (ok the onion is Tropea one but it's the only fancy thing)
@chyeaOGKush
@chyeaOGKush Год назад
ah the old self worth / salad conundrum , the new chicken lays an egg
@whateveryouliketocallme7092
Replace mozzarella with feta cheese, put some oregano, and you have the most basic version of a Greek salad. We eat that literally almost everyday, that's the first thing coming to my mind when someone says salad😅
@nonsuspiciouscolour
@nonsuspiciouscolour Год назад
I don’t know why but the taste of feta is absolutely disgusting to me
@SarahIlayda
@SarahIlayda Год назад
​@@nonsuspiciouscolourcause most cheeses use cow milk which most people are accustomed to. Feta uses sheep milk, maybe that's why. It's funkier than cow.
@whateveryouliketocallme7092
@@SarahIlayda Usually it's a blend from sheep's and goat's milk that's used to make feta. I personally love it, but I can see how some people might find it too strong. I guess it's the same when those sliced cow cheeses for sandwiches taste like complete nothingness to me.
@thepotatotaxi2430
@thepotatotaxi2430 Год назад
​@@nonsuspiciouscolour are you perhaps a fellow American (but not one that grew up eating goat and feta cheese)? Do you not crumble your feta in small bits? There are factors here
@nonsuspiciouscolour
@nonsuspiciouscolour Год назад
@@thepotatotaxi2430 I am not American and the feta I have eaten so far has been crumbled, yes.
@negative-rizz
@negative-rizz Год назад
I feel offended at being called a terrible cook. *proceeds to burn cheerios*
@amuffin6099
@amuffin6099 Год назад
I’m up at 1 am and now all I want is a salad 💀
@Thomas-dp8eb
@Thomas-dp8eb Год назад
Weak bro its 4.30 rn and Im definitely not craving salad holy shit I want a muffin
@MarinaDiamandis4Ever
@MarinaDiamandis4Ever Год назад
Love ur channel
@BlizzetaNet
@BlizzetaNet Год назад
You basically made a Greek village salad but instead of bread on the side, Redwine vinegar, and feta, you used croutons, lemon, and mozzarella. Nicely done
@beatrizmaia7721
@beatrizmaia7721 Год назад
i love the song in the background so much, recognized it immediately. nice choice!
@fejkkonto1141
@fejkkonto1141 Год назад
The most basic salad. Yeah, well done, my friend! :D You've just taught us how to cook. We're so grateful.
@SenyaiGrubs
@SenyaiGrubs Год назад
My pleasure 😊
@bwackbeedows3629
@bwackbeedows3629 Год назад
I'm grateful for him too! You should make a recipe video, really show us something new! I can't wait!
@youtubeuser84848
@youtubeuser84848 Год назад
@@SenyaiGrubs you should show us how to cook up a refreshing glass of water!
@scaevolaludens679
@scaevolaludens679 Год назад
that's a salad with croutons, panzanella is made with stale italian bread re-hydrated in water and vinegar. the sog might sound unappetizing but it's really really great, you should give it a shot
@someonerandom5531
@someonerandom5531 Год назад
Glad to see the old background. I was missing it
@SenyaiGrubs
@SenyaiGrubs Год назад
We back here fam
@lujaynmigdadi
@lujaynmigdadi Год назад
'A little bit of self worth' cracked me up 😂😂
@rhiannonm8132
@rhiannonm8132 Год назад
yeah but you’re putting my entire weekly grocery budget in this salad edit: ppl are getting pressed as hell abt my grocery budget… idk why i have to explain that i was exaggerating a little bc this was a casual comment in a youtube channel and not a dissertation where i was trying to be perfectly factually accurate & tell u my exact budget. i didn’t actually sit there and calculate shit lmao… but the guy did put a whole ball of fresh mozz cheese on there which is expensive in my city. and idk what u guys are spending on groceries in a week but i have my budget and id prefer to use that mozzerella money on something else or at least use the cheese more than once. also kindly get out of my business & stop trying to tell me how to spend my money lmao… i’m just some rando on the internet why are u in an argument about my groceries….
@johnseppethe2nd2
@johnseppethe2nd2 Год назад
What the hell do you even eat?
@Quinnaka
@Quinnaka Год назад
This hurts :'(
@housemana
@housemana Год назад
no he's not... you're just looking at your food delivery app instead of going to a real store like a normal human being.
@Shazam1998
@Shazam1998 Год назад
@@housemana Good on you to assume another person's financial situation. Which you surely know perfectly.
@MikuoIrl
@MikuoIrl Год назад
@@Shazam1998 honestly.
@jonlamoreaux1889
@jonlamoreaux1889 Год назад
"You don't know how to cook." *proceeds to saw through that veg with a steak knife*
@Galastin
@Galastin Год назад
Yeah wtf is that cutting technique
@Swolcoq
@Swolcoq Год назад
Duuuuuuuude I was thinking the exact same thing 😂 all he did was fry bread.. no balsamic vinegar? No salt and pepper?.. hey man, you ALSO can’t cook hahaha
@gameseeker6307
@gameseeker6307 Год назад
knife is knife
@NotInterestedAtAll
@NotInterestedAtAll Год назад
@@Swolcoq knife is knife
@yg4098
@yg4098 Год назад
bro if it cuts im using it idgaf about whats its made for
@MarksmanSpecialist
@MarksmanSpecialist Год назад
oh my lord this is sooo good and so simple to make.
@iivvrryy
@iivvrryy Год назад
"I'm not here to bully you, I'm here to condescend and make you feel bad for not having as much money, time, or energy as I do"
@Kingofthenet2
@Kingofthenet2 7 месяцев назад
I’m a yr late to this post but you gotta love out of touch people like him 😂
@savoirino9187
@savoirino9187 Год назад
i-its true.😭 im sorry
@SenyaiGrubs
@SenyaiGrubs Год назад
you hav cankles? It's okay I won't ban you from the channel
@123newjersey3
@123newjersey3 Год назад
​@@SenyaiGrubs *You've gone soft, old man.*
@todeswalzer1184
@todeswalzer1184 Год назад
He literally just made a most basic greek salad
@lenaschneider7706
@lenaschneider7706 Год назад
Your point being?
@BoBo-lr2es
@BoBo-lr2es Год назад
​@@lenaschneider7706 this . its above this
@camboliusrex3467
@camboliusrex3467 Год назад
I have 0 experience making salads, this certainly makes it look approachable
@arielkmusic
@arielkmusic Год назад
I love salads! I might get stuck in the same flavor combos, but it's because they're so satisfying to me lol. My favorite trick is to soak dried cranberries (currants, blueberries etc) in balsamic vinegar in the fridge in a jar. It's so so good! The sugars from the fruit dissolve and make a syrup with the vinegar, but mainly I just keep topping it off with more dried fruit and vinegar.
@thisisjojozz
@thisisjojozz Год назад
Plastic Love in the background is amazing you have great taste 🫦
@iffi5110
@iffi5110 Год назад
Another man of culture I see
@taismail2844
@taismail2844 Год назад
I came to the comment section as soon as I recognised the beat. Great song ❤️
@rohan_0191
@rohan_0191 Год назад
Thats got to be one of the most depressing salads ive ever seen
@StephanieMorelli
@StephanieMorelli Год назад
I love sallads, ofc most often with fatty dressings, but it's really good.
@Aggro2020
@Aggro2020 Год назад
Me thinking he was going to make something special and literally just makes a standard salad 🤣
@danielflint1690
@danielflint1690 Год назад
You literally made a bowl of everything my brother hates.. good job. 👍
@catherine520
@catherine520 Год назад
😂🤣🤣
@xd3athclawx554
@xd3athclawx554 Год назад
incase anyone asks, the background music is an instrumental version of plastic love, japanese jpop i am 99% sure atleast.
@itsawonderfullife5398
@itsawonderfullife5398 Год назад
You are 100 percent sure
@hard.to.define
@hard.to.define Год назад
Japanese citypop
@carbonmonoxideleak
@carbonmonoxideleak 9 дней назад
Ur so real 4 this I love salad
@TheGlamorousLifeofNae
@TheGlamorousLifeofNae Год назад
I *love* a good salad! I’ve been eating them a lot more lately. It’s all about the ingredients! 😋🥗
@NofirstnameNolastname
@NofirstnameNolastname Год назад
Yeah without ingredients it's just tossed air really.
@onedayiwillbeathome
@onedayiwillbeathome Год назад
"I'm not here to bully you." i wisb y'all could have SEEN the disbelief in my face.
@SenyaiGrubs
@SenyaiGrubs Год назад
What a curveball right?
@MGavin
@MGavin Год назад
"Ah yes, a fine salad, one day I too might make this recipe." I say to myself, eating a plain can of hormel chili as my only meal of the day.
@orteney.
@orteney. Месяц назад
not her shirt saying deadbeat girlfriend 😭 i love that
@hawonsong1070
@hawonsong1070 Год назад
IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE CUCUMBER AND THE TWO TOMATOES THAT WAS ON SCREEN FOR LIKE ONE SEC 😭😭😭
@r4aggydoll532
@r4aggydoll532 Год назад
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS ☠️
@hawonsong1070
@hawonsong1070 Год назад
@@r4aggydoll532 PLSSSS LMAOO
@sophiaschult
@sophiaschult Год назад
Yesterday lol. It was romaine with carrots, strawberries, edamame, quinoa, dried cranberries, rosemary croutons, balsamic dressing, and chicken breast.
@SharAkaKijknaastje
@SharAkaKijknaastje Год назад
“Salads aren’t boring” proceeds to make a boring ass salad 😂
@ik1437
@ik1437 Год назад
Ok so what would make it ”not boring” please tell us.
@SharAkaKijknaastje
@SharAkaKijknaastje Год назад
@@ik1437 I mean this is a classic salad and it’s definitely tasty but if we talking about “not boring salads” get some ridicio or andive throw in some fruits af a nice creamy cheese get some nuts in there I mean the possibilities are endless you can go nuts with it. Use a nice vinegrette could also add some protein.. limitless options really
@otomeleifu
@otomeleifu Год назад
@@SharAkaKijknaastje I’m writing this down thank you!
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder Год назад
Sometimes me and my mom just have a huge salad for dinner, it's always amazing.
@freebooterluckless
@freebooterluckless Год назад
Plastic love in the background is a banger
@MLGProMaster-tu9tz
@MLGProMaster-tu9tz Год назад
Japanese pop is underrated
@dreamelatte
@dreamelatte Год назад
Woah how did you even hear that
@freebooterluckless
@freebooterluckless Год назад
@@dreamelatte | I have a very good ear for rhythm and underlying melody. I don’t do music professionally but I play the saxophone and the snare drum quite a bit
@dreamelatte
@dreamelatte Год назад
@@freebooterluckless nice! I didn't even notice there was music until I read your comment
@JerichoJulius0
@JerichoJulius0 Год назад
​​@@dreamelatte The melody at the end of the video is pretty obvious. Also, I don't play any instrument or think I have very good ears like the other guy, but wearing a headphones helps a lot.
@meeps_alotl7880
@meeps_alotl7880 Год назад
I made what the world calls proper Greek salad, and now I eat it almost daily because its the best salad I've had ever. I'm really picky with dressings so it's nice to put vegetables into my diet that I enjoy
@anguished0
@anguished0 Год назад
The cucumber and the tomato why'd you do that now I can't unsee it 💀💀
@olimarfunk
@olimarfunk Год назад
Bro did that on purpose. Subliminal messaging 😂
@gagandeepsingh5799
@gagandeepsingh5799 Год назад
didn't even notice that before reading this comment
@Dreamskater100
@Dreamskater100 Год назад
Do what?
@soleydasoleyda
@soleydasoleyda Год назад
HAHA I SAW IT the peni- the peninsula
@anguished0
@anguished0 Год назад
@@Dreamskater100 he made a pipi
@Game7Mode
@Game7Mode Год назад
Ditching the leafy greens made me excited about salad again.
@purplefnafpasta
@purplefnafpasta Год назад
There are a lot of different salads and ways to make them, and honestly i love that about salads
@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe Год назад
“All you need is a little self worth” Already failed the first step.
@bhadrakadabra
@bhadrakadabra Год назад
I was literally feeling so proud of my Lettuce and honey mustard sauce salad🥲🥲🥲
@laurainathunderstorm
@laurainathunderstorm Год назад
Honey mustard sauce is bomb! I love it, you should be proud! Just as I am of my tomato and garlic salad 😋
@bhadrakadabra
@bhadrakadabra Год назад
@@laurainathunderstorm 😂😂I count any vegetable consumption as a win
@laurainathunderstorm
@laurainathunderstorm Год назад
@@bhadrakadabra as u should
@desu38
@desu38 Год назад
A salad with croutons is just a deconstructed sandwich.
@Abruzzi4L
@Abruzzi4L Год назад
homie completely overthought the script 💀
@MIS315
@MIS315 Год назад
My douchebag barometer is now broken thanks to this guy
@lUseMyBlade
@lUseMyBlade Год назад
On God bro
@Kriegbuster
@Kriegbuster Год назад
So many languages, and you decided to speak in based
@mevanjooo2475
@mevanjooo2475 Год назад
A Barometer messures pressure, but i get that its broken Cause you get no bitches
@Scotty-pz6lo
@Scotty-pz6lo Год назад
Fr lmao. Nothing like insulting your viewers whilst making a basic ass fucking salad my geriatric grandmother with Alzheimer's could whip up 💀
@dgoosen4878
@dgoosen4878 Год назад
Someone doesn't know how to make salad
@xThePHINIXx
@xThePHINIXx Год назад
as an Indian , i never had any problems with salad , just sprinkle some salt/rock salt on tomato slices and you are set , if you want more flavour then you can always add more spices like red pepper or black pepper , coriander powder and so much more. it can be done to most salad items but most popular ones here are kakdi/khira , tomato , onion , muli , cabbage , etc
@sohanaansari5823
@sohanaansari5823 Год назад
Really... it's EFFORTLESS 😂😀
@veiled4852
@veiled4852 Год назад
Or a pinch of chunky chat masal and lemon stead of any sort of salad dressing
@acatindisguise
@acatindisguise Год назад
add some chaat masala and im good to go honestly most chaat is basically just a form of salad
@actualangel5133
@actualangel5133 Год назад
@@acatindisguise 👍
@bread2951
@bread2951 Год назад
Exactly
@Paranoidpenelope
@Paranoidpenelope Год назад
lol I love your humor and personality ugh why can't I find a dude like you
@superplaylists1616
@superplaylists1616 Год назад
I love salads, most ppl on diets complain that all they eat is salad, but I would happily eat them, theres so many different ways to make a salad, and ik the frustration of only eating one thing instead of eating the sugary foods youre accostumed to, but still, salad is great on its own, and it definitely isnt bland. Anyone else on this?
@emilyschultz5652
@emilyschultz5652 Год назад
Throbbing cankles had me dying
@bethtrigger596
@bethtrigger596 Год назад
I love salad people really just need to experiment and you can eat as much as it as you like 👌🏾😂
@girlscanbedrummers5804
@girlscanbedrummers5804 Год назад
Nope, just don't enjoy eating them honestly
@J1mmybeef
@J1mmybeef Год назад
Final verdict: salads are either boring or they're a bowl filled with a bunch of plants which have flavors that porposefully don't go well with each other. It doesn't taste bad. At least not on accident
@bryn6951
@bryn6951 Год назад
He fr compared puberty and cooking yet still making sense
@demys08_75
@demys08_75 Год назад
"uncle Roger wants to know your location."
@ibby314
@ibby314 Год назад
But it's so hard when I'm allergic to so many things... Cucumber included 😫
@Uukio6464
@Uukio6464 Год назад
LOL name all your allergies GO
@paalijay
@paalijay Год назад
You know y’all kind won’t even live past childhood if we was still in the wild
@simonh6371
@simonh6371 Год назад
Just a couple of my fave dressings: honey mustard dressing (just honey, mustard, olive oil, touch of balsamic); sesame oil & rice wine vinegar...put some satay sauce on top it's awesome, a bit like gado gado / petjel
@Zanderss
@Zanderss Год назад
That split second where the two tomatoes were at the bottom of the cucumber 💀
@777gamerbd4
@777gamerbd4 Год назад
Me : " Oh what a nice salad senyai made I should try it sometime" *Proceeds to scroll and never makes it again*
@SenyaiGrubs
@SenyaiGrubs Год назад
It's okay the salad and I will be waiting here for you
@tinaPancharia
@tinaPancharia Год назад
Day 13 of me asking you to put subtitles on these cuz my dumbass can't keep up 🤺
@SenyaiGrubs
@SenyaiGrubs Год назад
Day 13 of me saying "hmmm yeah maybe I'll think on it"
@hudanightowl
@hudanightowl Год назад
Turn on captions, it's right 90% of the time, I use them when I am watching non English recipes.
@usedsocks89
@usedsocks89 Год назад
That last comment is very motivating haha thanks bud
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