"That's it, this has gone on long enough! I'm going to start over and... do everything the same except like the two worst things" "They think they can hold exclusive latin access to the bible and alter it however they want? I'll write it in GERMAN! And... use their manuscript as a base, obviously.
It's been 49 seconds since the bards have started singing of this tales and YET not a SINGLE peasant has heard them! 0 visualizations! Malefic! Disgraceful! May the gods tear and cry upon this salvage calamity!
Ah, but if you schedule your death to occur on the second Tuesday between 10 am - 10:15 am on Midway island, you'll only have to wait for *two* centuries. Assuming you have bought FastPass+ _and_ paid for on-property accommodation. Really, if you can't be bothered to watch 40 hours of RU-vid videos and 100s of hours reading random websites for your *dearh*, then why are you bothering?
“With the swipe of my hand, their lives could end in bitter anguish. But I don’t want to take them out of their misery.” Is such a power move line, even if it comes from a woman talking about the worms she starves in a jar.
Another incredible masterpiece from Camille herself, with peak editing and extraordinary dialogue I'm so glad I found this channel, I smile the whole way through each video
in irl, salvation inc also wrote the canonical timeline for more than a millenium! hell of a business strategy, too bad their competitor's company helmed by CEO martin luther came out of nowhere and got all the governments to make the business model illegal... they had a real nice operation going.
@@aMulliganStew Ayyyyyy, notification dopamine from an Internet stranger that is not the uploader but I mean we're all strangers here anyways! Woohoo! ................it's so fleeting.........(hahaha!)
This is how they get you in the door. Once you're in, they tell you that if you truly want to secure your place in heaven, you need to *invest* money into the church and *recruit new members* who will do the same. The more people you bring in and the more they give, the closer you get to your spiritual reward.
Just discovered your channel and sent your videos to one of my best friends, and you've found a place in our inside jokes lore. So, thanks for bringing a smile to our faces, we're your newest fans!
I feel obligated to Catholicsplain for the group, though I love this sketch; indulgences are pious deeds the pope attaches spiritual rewards to (shortened purification time in purgatory). Today the Catholic Church attaches indulgences to things like reading 30 minutes of scripture, but a famous historical example is donating to the building of a middle ages cathedral - which is part of why the slur of indulgences being paid entrance into Heaven became a thing. Indulgences have nothing to do with getting to Heaven as such, just the speed your purification takes after death. The idea is that man cannot work after death for his own salvation ("the night is coming after which no man can work" is the scripture verse for this), so his fate is locked in. But people on earth can perform prayers or indulgences so that the person's soul is delivered to Heaven faster - or if one is on earth they can gain an indulgence for themselves. All of this only makes sense if you separate justification as such from final purification. Protestantism treats this as the same thing so it doesn't make any sense to them.
And to Protestantsplain it, it's also relevant that neither indulgences nor purgatory appear in the Bible, so that's why it's cool for Catholics to change their perception of them when it's convenient. They absolutely used to be sold by pardoners, now they aren't. "As soon as a coin in the coffer rings, a soul from purgatory springs." They also used to have actual "time in penance" attached (one-day indulgences were different from one-year indulgences, etc), now they don't. Indulgences haven't been sold since 1500's so making fun of the practice is kind of like making fun of a high school dude for what he did in first grade. But that thing he did was a big part of why y'all aren't best friends anymore so it's kind of still funny I guess There's a lot of stuff that over the years the Catholics just kinda added in and decided it was close enough to what was going on in the Bible that it's legit, like purgatory. The Biblical justifications are few, far between, and very reliant on reading in between lines of what's being said. You'd think a whole extra plane of existence would warrant Jesus/Paul/Anyone actually saying its name. So yeah sola fide, salvation by faith alone, is the Protestant alternative. Or as you said, Catholics think justification and purification are separate so I guess it's more like sola sola fide.
@@ABronyNamedBurnie As the First Vatican Council says “For the holy Spirit was promised to the successors of Peter not so that they might, by his revelation, make known some new doctrine, but that, by his assistance, they might religiously guard and faithfully expound the revelation or deposit of faith transmitted by the apostles.” The Church therefore holds that nothing it teaches is truly "new", since all doctrines are implied by other doctrines and existing teachings within the tradition. That's the principle even if you disagree with the steps taken. I also don't have to prove that indulgences are contained explicitly within scripture, merely that they are not contradictory to scripture. The Catholic Church holds that verses such as Matthew 5:26 where Jesus talks about the parable which ends with "you will not be released until you have paid the last penny" implies the post-death place that would eventually be dubbed purgatory, where an already justified soul receives final purification before going into Heaven. The ability of the Pope to give indulgences which can meritoriously reduce a person's sentence in purgatory can be compared to amnesty given to justly condemned criminals like that given by the US president. It is developed from Matthew 18:18-20, which says that "whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in Heaven". There is also the direct example of prayer for the dead being redemptive in 2 Maccabees 12:42, but Luther removed books written in Greek from his Bible because they were too Catholic - and Protestants still do this today.
@@JPKloess Yeah, your second paragraph sums up pretty well why I'm personally not Catholic. "Our new stuff isn't new because of the *implication.*" and "I don't have to prove it's in the Bible, just that it isn't NOT in the Bible." You also didn't really address how the understanding of indulgences changed over the years and why purgatory isn't ever mentioned explicitly beyond reading between the lines, but that's fine. We aren't going to resolve hundreds of years of schism in the comments section of a silly parody video; I'm just adding the Protestant perspective on it.
"i bought up the kingdom's supply of bread and am training all the weevils inside it to attack the kingdom as an army" "yeah I don't think that's a sin, they didn't write it down"
Lookin in the fuckin' REAL BOOK for sins!!!! 🤣 .... uh, yeah I just realized that's a pretty good analogue for the Bibble. "We're just reading off of charts here, people"
@littleghostfilms3012 It depends where one is east-west. For most of the day in Japan, it is yesterday in Hawaii. Therefore, for most of the day in Hawaii, it is tomorrow in Japan.
This young woman is a comedic genius! I never know what to expect in the next line, but I'm always ready to laugh at it because I know it's gonna be funny in some type of ridiculous way!
Spending your money on literally anything else: 👿 Contributing 20 % of your annual measly peasantly income on Tithes: 😤 Relinquishing all your mortal possessions and your offspring for Salvation Inc Indulgence Tokens: 😇
"i enjoy watching them struggle" is like the character intro for street fighter or something "you didn't have to tell me that" i like that part cos it seems really hit home the criticism/examination of organized religion
