Deliberately saying his name without a hard T induces a strange feeling of unease and frustration in any listener, regardless of whether or not they are aware of its pronunciation
@@andotus7637 Gave him a massive skull fracture, according to the logs. He was given a news article of a Lenin statue that had a hole put through it via a bomb and said in response "That blows." Unless you were thinking of this one? Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato Subject: D-504-3 Spoken: "So, I was going to bed, and my brother told me, 'Goodnight! Don't let the bedbugs stick their proboscis in your skin and suck your blood!'" *pause* "Good luck on a healthy dermis!" Result: Two-second pause before activity. Tomato clocked at [REDACTED]. Sound barrier broken. Subject killed. Some other examples include... -The tomatoes "reacting as if confused" when shown an SNL sketch involving Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton. -Being told this glorious joke ("2009 is going to be a complex year. We already know the real part; we still have to find the imaginary part".) and moving so fast, it shatters the sound barrier, (it got to 3,500 kph apparently, more than three times the speed of sound). -Being given a small sample of the Monty Python sketch "The Funniest Joke In The World" and just exploding in place. -And of course, whatever it was that happened when exposed to SCP-904 (a piece of paper or something that "infects" people and makes it so that they talk poetically, such as rhyming a whole bunch or some shit), which was evidently so bad that all the report says is [DATA EXPUNGED]. Yeah, this entry has my vote for best SCP.
its so annoying how these are somewhat written scientific reports but do not include the important data, its like doing a research but not displaying the samples
My "favorite" is when they do [redacted]/[redacted]/[redacted] for a date. Like why are you only redacting the numbers? Wouldn't it be more secure to redact it all so people have less info if it leaks?
I like to think that the SCP community actually has some talented and original artists (mainly writers) that keep the genre from being a complete cringe-fest...then there's content like this
If I wasn't so lazy I would have thought up a whole backstory on how that hard T made its way into a call of duty game and became the hit marker and extended exposure to its hypnotic effects at an early age causes the individual to spread the disease as it transforms into a meme and starts infesting youtube poops to further expand its influence.
Description: SCP-hardT-J is an internet anomaly commonly found in the popular youtuber [redacted]'s patreon under the name "Andre Bechert". As of yet, only the youtuber in question is aware of the entity's real life counterpart. As such, it is only known to exhibit its anomalous effects online. SCP-hardT-J has a cognitohazardous effect, which causes anyone attempting to pronounce his name, to do so with a hard T. When asked about the cause of this, most subjects cited nervousness.
The funny thing about "sic semper cannabis" is that it can be translated as "thus always FOR cannabis" rather than "TO cannabis", making it sound like they'll do anything for good bud lol
The tape reel exploding off during the my little pony SCP was my favorite part. It was so random it made me laugh, like the equipment itself couldn't stand the shitty SCP
Remember when SCP decided to take itself seriously and became a great site filled with excellent writing and the occasional gag that against all odds didn't break emersion and only served as a nice break from the others? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
I remember it too. Yet alas, nothing lasts forever, and with popularity comes the normies. Nothing is too sacred, nor too serious. It's just the fact of society. . But hey, it only makes me appreciate great writing even more, be it classics or new ones.
I actually didn't know scp by that time. I don't even think when this was, since I saw for the first time the scp website with that controversy about some lgbtq+members
Fortnite takes place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls. Now, before you start ranting, hear me out. Fortnite has Thanos in it. Thanos is in Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite. Mega Man X is in Marvel vs. Capcom, and Mega Man X in the same universe as Mega Man, since Dr. Light created both of them. Mega Man is in Smash Bros, and so is Pac Man, who appears in Wreck-it Ralph. One scene in Wreck-it Ralph shows a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade machine, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have a comic book crossover with Batman. Scooby Doo and the Mystery Gang show up in an episode of Batman. Scooby Doo, of course, has a crossover with Johnny Bravo. Johnny Bravo is in an obscure Smash Bros. ripoff for the Wii, called Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion. All three Powerpuff Girls show up in this game. Therefore, my conclusion here is that Fortnite does in fact take place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls.
Oh dammit, im sure it will be a great video but im on the edge of my seat waiting for part2 of the vampire harrypotter diaries fan fiction...that shit goood
Sneaky Snek Had actually forgotten about the fruit with shades, since I haven't seen him recently. But Misaka is the oldest and personally most memorable comment tuber from my time on site.
An Irish fellow and an Australian gent walk into a bar; they glance at the full wall mirror behind the bartender. The glowing eyes of a dozen Bernie Sanders glares at them with distain. They are never heard from again. No but really, you guys are two of my favorite voices on RU-vid, love you fellows🤘
Incident log #420 Time: 8:35 During the writing of SCP Document #096 the entire research staff stared vaping and making "dem cloudz".The entire room was filled with vape smoke and was suffocating some of the "inexperienced" staff members. The document itself was a mistake and should be burned. burned. burned. burned. burned.
I was actually able to talk to Merry, heres what he said "Yeah with Internet Historian. I feel kind of bad for doing it though. If we do another video, it'll be making fun of my old cringey shitty comics from when I started out. I don't wanna dissuade anyone from making comics, since everyone starts out bad. Heck, even today you will find people who call my writing cringe. That's no reason to stop."
...it's not tho it's documented that thier pursuit choppers couldn't keep up with it , seeing as theyre a clandestine shadow government with unlimited funds it's fair to say they have they top of the line of all thier equipment.. the fastest prototype helicopters currently can do about 430kmph so let's assume they at least have birds like that and they couldn't keep up with it. Also when they tested showing it to somone on the moon it ran so fast that it surpassed breakthrough velocity an literally ran from earth into orbit and launched itself to the moon so I'd say it can probably do more than 43 kmph. Also Incase you didn't know it's not a pony that was a joke. Lol
it's amazing to see a serious youtuber like TheVolgun who typically does horror just get really goofy, really refreshing and hilarious to see him break character like that. also, love that bit you did with the tape recorder at 9:04 died of hysterics.
SCP is such a D&D smorgasbord! So much inspiration for creatures, locales, magic items. Even if you don't rip things wholesale, you can borrow elements or themes here and there to spice up your campaign. Not everything has to be an invincible murder monster or unknowable concept from beyond time and space, but like... SCP-714. That could be a fun magic item. Cursed, but fun. Or SCP-500. Or SCP-860. Shenanigans, all of them! Even if only in bits and pieces.
SCP-5729 Class: Infectious Description: Appears to be a circular object with a V in the middle. It usually costs ten dollars and is used as a currency... Strange. Tests show that whomever comes into contact with said SCP will go into a strange trance where they will take out their PayPal info and proceed to the a 100 dollar bundle.