There Are No Hot Singles In Your Area [Old ITF] 

Girls find ad block to be unattractive. Once I had one installed, no more hot singles in my area wanted to find me

maybe the real hot singles were the friends we made along the way

It terrifies me that both of the addresses are in Rochester, UK. They are less than 20 minutes of walking from where I live. _They are all in my area._ _The hot singles._ _They're here._

New hypothesis: Are there people in your area?

Hot Singles are in your area Hot Singles are outside your house Hot Singles have broken in Hot Singles can smell your fear

“Enter your credit card information so we can give you stuff for free” X to doubt

These mad lads just gave that computer like 15 viruses for entertainment

“Your card won’t be charged, but you should definitely provide it to us.” Seems legit

RU-vid was just pissed that they couldnt find hot singles in their area.

I think I got a virus from merely watching this video.

I have a friend in Australia trying to use a VPN. Hes asking how does he know if its on or not. I told him to go to a porn site to see where the ads said the single ladies were

It would be funny if by nudity, they meant the shirtless guy, so now you’d have to go back and edit clothes on the dudes.

"huh why'd he pick African American?" "pools closed" "oh"

Here's another hypothesis off the top of my head. Do doctors really hate that single mother who figured out that one simple trick?

Not gonna lie. The clothes edits makes this so much better

19:59 **Looks pensively out window, chin resting on hand.** _"Where are you, singles?"_ **whispers, hand touching the glass** _"Where are you?"_

Hot singles wearing two layers of clothing in your area.

I hope there is a continuous loop of this being taken down for nudity it being reuploaded with more and more Photoshopped layers of clothing until the screen is nothing but clothes

internet historian: incognito mode actually goes incognito for the first time.

I've heard, astronauts on the iss actually have internet. Now I wonder: do they get these advertisings as well?

That nice girl has a nice suit

What if YOU were the hot single in your area all along? 🤔

The real hot singles are on my cheese sandwich.

Love how all the "hot singles" were middle aged/elderly women.

god i'm worried i'll get a virus watching this video

i'll rewatch for the fully clothed women

7:54 some of those frames weren't edited im very disappointed now my son is thinking about women instead of going to bible school you ruined my kid im suing actually better yet let me speak to you manager.

all the hot singles disappeared when i turned ublock on :(

Clicked to see why the video was removed, stayed to see the great edited version

>So I added a bunch of clothes to women who were already wearing clothes This world has reached Peak Absurdity. Let's shut her down.

Back in 2013 I was browsing the internet when I saw a ad for hot local singles in my area. Obviously I clicked on it. I go through the registration process. Than a girl in a green bikini popped up on the screen saying "Your almost there, I just need your credit card information to charge you three fiddy a month". It was at that time I realized the girl in the green bikini was a 60 foot crustacean from the Paleolithic area. So I said "God dang it your no dang hot local single! You're the Lochness Monster! You ain't getting no Tree fiddy from me you god damn Loch Ness Monster!" It suddenly disappeared off my screen. I have never seen a ad for hot local singles again.

enter your credit card and your money will be in hot single digits too

I hope you have a nice Christmas and I hope Internet Herstorian doesn’t leave you for somebody who actually has a real job.

"voluptuous woman looking for a cub" oh.. oh no...

Honestly that girl in the video was probably trafficked

"It's in a trashy area" Nope, that's all of England

>MFW there are tons of soft core porn videos on RU-vid but a fucking niche meme video gets taken down because there is totally not another metric RU-vid is using to flag these videos.

Upload video with no description, no tags and no thumbnail, then wait until it's fully processed. Once you see it's green (assuming it is) then go ahead an add the description, tags and thumbnail 1 by 1. Only reason I know this, is because RU-vid has flagged 3 of my last uploads, and I make lawn mower repair videos lol RU-vid is *Broken*

“Can you hear what she’s saying?” “No, what’s she saying?” *panicked volume lowering*

10:08 The game says you get a 2day free trial and after that it auto-renews for $39.95/mo Then it says on the right under _Your Platinum Membership Deals_ that you get a 7 day free trial of another site which is $39.94/mo and another site that's a 10 day trial before it's $49.95/mo..... So if you did put your credit card in here and not uncheck the box on the right, and had not cancelled after 10 days, your card would have accrued *$129.84* ...and that's what it'll every month until you cancel...and unless you go to your credit card and put in a stop payment I imagine it'll be a bunch of hoops to hop though...

_”So we’re here on 4chan”_ This is gonna get weird really quick

There are fully clothed singles in your area.

I love how this video exists so I don't have to click them. I always assume those ads were scams or malware-laden.

Watching videos like this makes me feel like I have friends

I am looking forward to seeing this rereuploaded with even more clothes.

“Can you hear this? Can you hear what she’s saying?” “No, what’s she saying?” *intentionally turns down volume*

I feel my computer contracting viruses just from watching this

I am really hoping you were using a virtual machine for this.

Ah yes, the one true gender: couple

Now i understand why they are hot! THEIR WEARING TWO LAYERS OF CLOTHING!!

There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there are no hot singles in your area.

Can we all just appreciate that Internet Historian's laugh sounds like a barking seal.

Reported for not enough nudity.

My question is how anyone tech literate enough to browse 4chan would ever click on these

Website: Hot mature singles in . Me, who lives in an area where everyone knows each other: *Recognises picture.* Also me: "Grandma, we have to talk..."

I like how those websites are like: "Create an account for free!" then once you do you hit a dead end and they insist you pay for a membership, lmao

Behind this "free" wall (that totally isn't a paywall), where we need your card info (to totally verify your age and not to begin automatically billing you), there's hot singles looking to hookup with you! (User experiences may be vastly different, no refunds)

You know what’s scary, I was on 4chan and one of those ads came up, but i recognizes the girl in the picture, she went to my old school and I still have her number. Now I’m tempted to send her the screenshot and say “So how about that date?”

Plot twist: you were the hot single (in your area) the whole time

God damnit. I hate these videos. You’re so entertaining, and the fact that these videos end makes me feel physical pain. I can’t stop rewatching your content.

NSFW FAMILY FRIENDLY PG CLEAN

I predict this will also get taken down for nudity.

I wish someone would add clothes to my clothes. I just wish

In case anyone is curious (and yes I know I’m 2 years late) but I put the address from 2:31 into google maps and it’s literally just some dudes house on a residential street in the UK. I’m half tempted to go knock on his door and ask him in person if he knows where to find hot singles.

Just realized why there were so many poorly drawn suits.

Imagine seeing your grandma on these local single websites lmaoooo

You should get a throw away prepaid card with like, $5 on it. And use it to test these "age verifications" out. If you use it multiple times within the same hour you might get multiple scammers clammoring to steal your $5

So to conclude there are singles in your area but none of them are hot

Awww I had a bunch of upvotes on a comment I made on the original video...

I uploaded a picture of my hand holding a failed part from a piece of equipment I owned in order to show the manufacturer. The fact the pic was 70% fleshtones (my hand) meant imgur flagged it as dirty porno. It literally comes down to a check of RGB values in the image.

I love it! Please edit them in all of the videos!❤️

Of all the people who's videos I've been watching today who were trying to be funny, yours has been the only one that has actually made me laugh.

Hot singles in your area Hot singles at your door Hot singles with shotguns Hot singles break-in Hot singles are ex-girlfriends Hot singles want revenge Hot singles start shooting Hot singles Massacre

Have a nice Christmas, Internet Historian! Please pass my love on to Internet Herstorian for me!❤️

My whole identity got stolen by just watching this video :) i think it is hilarious how some people actually get scammed clicking stuff like this. If you are a person who would fall for scams of any kind "Stop it. Get some help."

10:24 'Voluptuous woman looking for a cub(SF only) Me: "she's looking for Sangvis Ferri? "

"I want to sleep on a bed made out of Internet Historians voice"

Do you notice the psychological masterplay at work in the best game ever? They ask you so many questions so you become sick and tired of answering them and just want to play the game, and eventually give the card details without thinking. We're smarter so we know but I can see kids falling for this almost endlessly, which is super sad imo.

Did Internet Historian predict that Harvey Weinstein would go down 2 years before he did?

I love Internet Historian’s yelping laugh

I would love it if there was a dating site for the elderly called “Hot Shingles in your area”

Hey, heres an idea for a next episode "Did i really win that million dollars?"

When the website says hot singles in a 5km radius of your house but the only things in a 5km radius are a preschool and an orphanage

"this is a re-upload because apparently it had nudity in it.." "But here's the thing....it didn't." I dunno why this made me laugh. 😂

13:51 too much shoulder, RIP

heres a question, if theres a hot single in your area, but you're not there to answer, was there ever a hot single to begin with?

"There Are No Hot Singles In Your Area" because I am the hot single.

I know everything about the internet, so I'm gonna stay subscribed. But thanks for the offer.

the hot singles got mad and tried a false flag operation.

I like it better with the mspaint clothes

“There are no hot singles in your area.” Please. Have you seen me?

I'm like, tempted to give you guys the credit card info for some empty prepaid visas, just so you can truly plunder the depths.

The reason there were two similar sites is because scammers A) Make tons of similar sites that are interlinked to trap you and B) sell their website formats and pshing techniques to other scammers. Either or is likely the case here. When you got stuck at the game portion of the video not only did they try to make money off your credit card, but, they gave you a survey to make money off of your input by selling it to a company that wants the data.

The lore you guys build over an afternoon of shitposting is a jewel.

Thank you. Thank you for clearing up those weird internet adds I was always curious for (; Now I don't have to deal with expanded toolbar in browser.

"Harvey Weinstein" lol'd

When I used to be a craigslist escort I met plenty of men who were stupid enough to try this and ranted about how they surprisingly got scammed. They would also get scammed in real life. They'd go to some woman's house. She'd demand the money up front. Then she'd say, "I have to check to make sure my neighbor / roommate / etc. isn't being weird" or some other half assed excuse and close and lock the door. End game.

Bro you should think about a podcast! I could fall asleep to your soothing voice every night ❤️ [no homosexuals]

Thing i like most in those scams is BIG words telling "you will not be charged" and small tellign "this charge will appear as...". so...

I straight laughed out loud when you said that line about the lady not telling you truth