Saturday Morning Scrublords - Steel Rivals 

I fucking remembered Soul Caliber having a jump mechanic but couldn't find it anywhere so I ended up convinced I was just stupid and made things up in my head. Fuck you Steel Rivals for doing this to me.

Oh god, the jump. They don't actually jump, they just lift off without their legs moving at all.

"I'm consistently losing control of all parts of my body." - Pat Boivin You mean like your hair and legs?

This game is like the fake games that people play in movies. I can't explain it, but you all know what I'm talking about.

WHEN WE ALL THOUGHT THE LAST SMS WAS THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL WOOLIE F I N D S ANOTHER BARREL.

Last time I was this early, Turkey had a stable government.

God Bless the Ring

It feels like they appropriated assets from a porn game and make them into a fighting game.

This looks like a game you'd see on a TV show or movie where they didn't want to pay fees to show a real game.

I stared into the barrel, and the barrel stared back There is no bottom for it is without end

*Three minutes into the video* Guys, are you just saying the names of mechanics, hoping that the game will turn out to have them?

the budget is so low all they could afford to give their foley artist was a butter knife and some grocery bags

What's this? The boob-barian and lizard guy are fighting again? I thought they were friends. Nope. They're... * sunglasses * Steel Rivals.

Soul Caliber 6 is looking great.

This ain't Eyes of Heaven.

Never before has "This game is being made before our very eyes" been more accurate.

This looks like a video game you'd see on some television show where they talk about video games for a moment. The only thing missing would be some 8-bit sounds going on in the background.

Woolie is just hiring studios using his lunch money he gets from his mom to make these fighting games

The music made that last battle very emotional.

The "Delete that off your fucking computer right now" at the end got me super hard

Am I the only one who thinks the sound effects are really satisfying? Hit impacts in this game sound GOOD.

How could Woolie have known that there was a hole under the barrel?

I never thought a fighting game could give me motion sickness.

10:23 Pat's Leprechaun laugh confirmed

Why can't obscure games be like dong dong.

I feel like the Best Friends pay some guys to make these games for them, because you'd have to look damn hard to find some shit like this.

I love the contrast of the FNF and SMS intro's. more youtubers need to do more like that. you guys are pioneers haha

If the developers are Brazilian, then the fact that one of the characters is called "Gunda" tells me they just didn't give a fuck.

Woolie's stand is a barrel that is bottomless, and just before a recording, he stuffs it with shitty Fighting games.

The "You forgot the cookies!?!" gets me every time. Lol

Okay...what the fuck is it THIS time?...

So Woolie worked on hyper Dragon ball z, Mat worked on age of the barbarian, Pat worked on this game, so im assuming that if they make a new senran kagura fighting game, Liam will work on it.

Oh my god, this game is soul crushing. Witty commentary be damned, watching this game is motion is just reminding me of how I'm closer to the inevitable oblivion with each moment that passes. So I'd say about a 7/10 video, guys. Keep up the good work. We're all going to die.

Dude, that confusion over who won that last match fucking killed me

The one video game you do not want to try to win when you lost the 1st round. Also, love the Steam Review posted in the description.

When I look at a game like this, I have to wonder: Was it good intentions gone bad, or was it bad circumstances? Was/Were the developer(s) going "Yeah!" or ". . .Damn it."?

You thought the barrel was scraped clean. You thought there was nothing left. The best friends took this as a challenge. They started scraping the rust from the metal. When the barrel has been scraped away completely, they will scrape the concrete where the barrel once stood. Once the concrete has left this realm, they shall burrow into the earth, making the planet itself the new barrel. Soon they shall scrape until nothing remains. Nothing is safe. All shall become the barrel. And all shall return to the barrel.

Welcome back to Soul Caliber... Hey, wait a second!

I love how the music swells when Matt makes a comeback.

Ah, yes, blocking a giant sword with your bare hands, that always works!

19:40 Liar, it's called "Now We Are Free". And it makes me smile every time Woolie tries to sing it.

Is it just me or was that not one of the hypest scrublords? Maximillian is too afraid to play Steel Rivals.

"They _all_ have lovely bottoms, don't they?" - Mr. OoC; OSW Review Episode 30

These hit sounds make me imagine that all of their weapons and limbs are made of wood.

"Obligatory BlazeBlue Comment"

This is from Brazil? What a mysterious jogo.

Why is the barrel so deep? What was it made to hold?

I actually agree with Matt this game didn't need an entire episode just for itself.

I unpaused when Liam said "I'm coming, I'm coming", and it scared my mother.

The music in the last match made it surprisingly emotional for some reason.

This, if anything ever was, is truly a mysterious jogo.

I think my favorite part about this video is the one where Matt gets laid the fuck out by Woolie as he kills Woolie and wins the round.

*Transcending history and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold...*

Well to whoever made these premade assets, good work your detail is amazing.

I also love how swords and axes are making punch sound effects.

the music at the end really captures the moment well

15:20 the moment Matt gave the pad to Billy

I 100% lost it at "HIS HAND TOUCHES THE WHEAT" You guys are beautiful.

From the sound effects alone I would have thought it was a game of badminton.

I like how the pillars have shadows but the ceilings they are attached to do not.

"Delete that off your computer right now" is probably the most genuinely concerning piece of advice Pat has told Woolie in the history of the Zaibatsu. Shit. I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

The Best Friends are at their best when the game is so bad that Woolie has an existential crisis.

I think you and I have a different definition of Saturday morning. Oh well.

We're long past the end of the barrel, forget any dreams of interesting fighting games.

The tone of this video made me want a show where the Super Best Friends are trapped on a space station and have to play terrible fighting games until they can find the absolute worst game and use it to take over the world.

the slow string music with everyone cheering Matt on was truly inspiring. finally, we can die

I love me some Saturday Morning Scrublords. Eating some ice cream for breakfast and drinking soda instead of milk.

25:45 A Warm Place by Nine Inch Nails, much?

I love how both the characters fly OFF THE FUCKING SCREEN CONSTANTLY!

Watching this instead of SF5 Evo top 8.

Another Wii U must have game!

welcome back to when's *blank*

Scrublords: God Bless the Bottom of the Barrel

Yeah, at this point I'm wondering if you guys just have a basement full of programmers who make all of these games for you to play.

I don't know why, but this video made me laugh SO much XD keep it up doods

I still love the intro for this series. YOU FORGOT THE COOKIES!!??

Project Justice exist... and we're getting THIS!!! I'm really starting to agree with the dude who asked for Ninja Storm...

Matt is the best at playing the absolute worst Every fuckin' time

Poser Fighter 99' - King of Purchased Assets Tournament

Brazilian subscriber here! Guys here in Brazil we do have anime/videogame/comics culture which is widely spread in the southeast and south regions. Last year we had our fist Comic con experience in São Paulo. And we have other major events such as Campus party and Animextreme

its like they tried to make soulcalibur but didnt know what the fuck a video game was

The music was surprisingly beautiful during that last match.

I'm sorely disappointed that we didn't get to see the UNLOCKABLE ALTERNATE COSTUMES, thanks for failing me again Woolie :((((((((((

I wish to deliver a high five to the creative minds behind Minotaurus Rex

*LEGIT* read the title as Street Rivals and was expecting a Final Fight knock-off. Was not expecting... well, this. At all. +1 like beautiful 10/10

When is Skullgirls 2nd Encore, tho, where's the Beowulf hype

Of course Pat took the lizard man.

This makes me want them to play the Heavy Metal game.

that last track went well with that one guys "marry me" crouch.

I like the music in this game... It's like a bootleg Skyrim soundtrack..

Holy shit that turned out more hype than i thought possible in the final matches XD

The score at the beginning of the match shows my exact expression after seeing this game.

I love you guys! The Gladiator jokes killed me.

Friday night scrub lords has returned!

this looks like one of those steam games that has a "patch" you could only download directly from the developers website.

I'm so glad i wasnt the only one yelling, "Lets go justin!"

This seems like one of those fake games a crime show will make up so they never have to reference real ones when they have their mandatory video game/second-life clone episode. Tell me if you can't imagine this scene. Detectives all around a dead body, nearby TV has this game playing. Detective 1:" It's called Steel Rivals, a fighting game with over 200,000 online players in 20 countries, tournaments with close to fifteen thousand in prize money regularly. Our victim with the bullet to the cranium was one of it's top players, set to sweep next weeks Grand tournament. Perp ambushed him mid-match and took him out with a revolver in his own home." Detective 2: "Game Over..."

I wish Woolie would talk about Gladiator all the time.

How can this game remind you that life is devoid of meaning when ReBoot still exists?

Can't wait to see Woolie become the Steal Rivals champion this year at EVO!