hearing "schlatt" talk about hermitcraft and grian suffering over mending books literally broke my mind. like literally, "schlatt" broke into my head and took all of my brain cells. give them back.
I’ve already watched the stream, but because “big schdingleschemer the third” is definately not holding my entire extended family hostage, I’m watching this for a second time!
Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.
our beckoning calls into the void, our yearning for a light we will never see that shall forever fade, the last glimmer in the echoing abyss will be extinguished at the hands of the unyielding entropy we call death this comment is meaningless and it will have been forgotten very soon, a pattern-screamer's futile attempt to remain significant in this cruel world very helpful. ten out of ten points.
The portal at 46:14 I literally tried making on minecraft pe around 2010. I didn’t even know about the nether I just knew another dimension existed (even though those were nether reactor days) regardless nostalgia hit hard af
an affresco is a painting made on a fresh wall, before the concrete dryes out this way the colours stay intact for a longer time because this way they are part of the wall
when schlatt started talking about fishing, i knew that he watched grian, and then there he is, mentioning that he actually did watch hermitcraft and grian
every time slatt doesnt have a facecam its bc hes reverted back to his twink form, Jason. the second he turns the face cam on he transforms into his usual goblin self. and dont try to send me pics of "twink schlart" bc we all know that was just the young version of his gobby self. boytoy twink jason is an entirely different being that glows and pulsates. lets just say theres a reason he cant show it
I just lost a 2 month long project zomboid character during your fishing/cat video cause i was too distracted to notice the zombie coming up behind me. Thanks shlatt, sr dickens the mighty sends his regards from the grave.
