Schlatt RUINS His New Minecraft Server (SDMP) 

"I know you're family friendly, Captain" *immediately brings up terrorism

The dynamic of Schlatt and the captain is insane

him saying "THERE'S BUGGIES UP HERE" in an intimidating tone is so endlessly funny

"i just kinda built the house" okay construction worker king

I love how mr toasten is always just lurking in the background of every stream that is done of this server

I love how the HOA quickly became a Schlatt and Sparklez fueled police state. Going from “house cannot float” to “we need to make a new rule, no taking pictures of people” in 5 minutes makes me so excited for the riot episode!

the way schlatt stopped crouching when whispering to mr sparklez just so tucker could hear him say 'nerd' is beautiful

"I'M BEING NICE" -Jawsh yelling at the top of his lungs

i can’t believe jschat isn’t with us anymore 🕊️🕊️🕊️

"Schleminent Domain" is the perfect HOA president

Please please please give us a part 2 ot this! The HOA bit is one of the funniest and simultaneously interesting things I've seen someone do in an SMP. Even if you took the time to meticulously inspect people's bases with a bunch of extra rules, it'd still be entertaining to watch

Obsessed with watching you and cap together. The dynamic is so funny

The thumbnail is deceiving considering Jordan went along with the HAO

The HOA shit is so funny. Like, them cosplaying as HOA leaders is so goddamn funny. These are grown men sitting in their homes in front of their computers, pretending to be Karens. It's just amazing to think about.

My mum called the founder ugly. Said he looks shrek-like.

love how the sdmp videos are just a where's waldo with mr toasten

The unfortunate news of him living is devastating, fly low king 🕊🕊🕊🕊

this is genuinely the funniest livestream i have ever watched. captainsparklez and schlatt are SO GOOD together

The mrtoasten plot line is going crazy

Me: ""Ok another Schlatt VOD done time to binge the next one" also me: *Opens the next VOD* Schlatt: "So I built a house off camera"

1:45:13 my man didn’t even go through the five stages of grief, he just went straight to acceptance.

so glad that schlatt was reborn yesterday after two days of being dead

This feels like the yogscast tekkit server but with a new generation of RU-vidrs

just two sick rich minecrafters owning the HOA

Schlatt and the Captain are genuinely such an entertaining team.

ik they started with the idea of being super tyrannical but they ended up just super reasonable, helpful and often just helped fix up the houses😭

1:42:22 incredible. Toasten managed to get jschlatt to SPRINT

If you owned property before an HOA has been founded you have no obligation to follow their rules. If they give you any trouble, threaten to build a HAM radio or put a large trampoline in the yard.

Schlugg judging other people’s houses when living in a dirt tunnel that can hardly fit his massive wealth really how generous he is

the fact that schlatt got captainsparklez to say he was blowing his load is crazy

I already watched this live, but this was genuinely the funniest shit I've seen all year, this server is a perfect spiritual continuation of smplive humor wise

This made 2015 me very happy 😭 so nostalgic seeing Cap again on a server. Loving this Shclab

Sleep deprived minecrafters never fails me to grow underground weed and opium farm under my 3 room apartment!!!

The AI of today is incredible... 3 hours of simulated schlatt to honor his passing... 🕊🕊🕊 fly high jschlatt you will be missed.

I dont know why but "ough...ough....ough.... comfort me captain" had me dying

The combination of complete chill and visceral discomfort in the schlatt and captain duo is bizarre

Gonna miss this guy so much, he was so funny. His youtube channel was much better than the lives but hes always entertaining.

1:17:27 MrToasten randomly dropping the most ominous message

Captain getting less and less pg as the stream progressed is pretty funny

No one gives credit to the girls on the server they're hilarious.

Please dear lord let this continue for a couple more weeks of content please. So incredibly fun

My mom gave me very concerning looks for the first minute and 30seconds

Charborg/JSchlatt is all I can hope for and more

Did y’all see Mr Toasten’s POV? Funniest shit ever

The fact that everyone was selling drugs is killing me 😭

15:00 bro did a low budget grian bit

Super nostalgic from when I found your content lol, these are absolutely hilarious and so amusing LOL I love it

the ai tricks my brain into thinking he's still here with us 😢

2:14:34 shibert just uncrouched just to say "nerd" to tucker

RIP JSchlatt, it has been real, you will be held in memory. 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

VOD WATCHERS ARE STILL HERE!!!!

RIP schlatt😔😔 u were the best🥺 I will miss you forever and will never be happy again

Hey Schlippy Schloppytoppy, loving the "content", i desire more content (carnally) and am waiting for the next Weekly "Schlap" episode. Stay "safe" and healthy, kisses!

I love hearing schlatt rip fat lines every thirty minutes.

Highkey want this modpack to be released on forge

actually never imagined i would see charborg and path at the same place at the same time

Hello, Vod watcher here. Because Twitch things are "SO SPECIAL TO NOT ALERT ME OF STREAMS!!!!!!!" Anyways... I like the gay stuff you did with the house. It's great.

7:53 mr toasten watches

I love how he keeps almost slipping up his censorship

This is sooo hillarious. The meowza baclony incident just threw me completely off. Noone should be in the unfortunate situation to wittness something like that. 2:04:19 - 2:05:32 I am so done lmfao

Rip schlatt🕊️🕊️

This is the best dynamic duo I have ever seen

couldn't even J to this. Shlatt myself immediately, Clean up on isle VODS!!!

riftskeen is carrying this smp and everyones careers on her shoulders

Absolutely LOVING this content. Seriously, keep it going, get some storylines. The gambling in boxing arena was so funny with imposters. You've nailed it and I think it could be the next big thing in MC. Well done 🎉❤

I’ll be watching this later. Glad to see the next ep is out tho

Hey shlatt not sure if you read these but I love your content and have been watching you since the tribute to Minecraft video. I never have time now a days to catch the streams so Im happy you make these vods. RU-vid has always been one of my main sources of entertainment and Im always happy to see when you have a new video.

Purple is considered a ladies colour sometimes BUT IM ROCKING THAT SHIT LIKE IM CILLIAN MURPHY IN BREAKFAST ON PLUTO

conner talking about how he lives downtown so he gets adds for homeless shelters 😭 seeing him interact with captain was so funny dude

My childhood crush and adulthood crush as a duo is immaculate

Next thing we know he’ll be flying planes lol 9:48

I loved the beginning of the vod when he talks about the 7.5 inch schlaft

cottagecore

I love that Tucker is in more things

Is no one going to talk about “MF Zoom”?

the weird opera music at 2:25 starts right after tucker tells shlatt exotic “means whatever you want it to mean, mr schlatt”

Finally a new update on the smp

21:09 no.. This is how a cult works.. Which is appropriate for a HOA!!

lookin very handsome today schlatt

Sad seeing re-uploads,, its like hes still here, fly high king🕊🕊🕊🕊

The factor meals while staring at the cookout menu is a genuinely hilarious bit.

VOD stands for: V - Schlatt O - Is D - a raging homosexual and a clopper

It’s good watching back on these old videos reminds me of the time before he died

this made me stoop having nonstoop panik attacks ive been having for a m week and half straight i wake up start paniking this calmed me down

I never really see much of moist but his HOA visit made me a fan, wish they had him on SD more often

just watched the whole vod, every sec, loved it

im going to be king of the pirates!

How has this only got 580K views man... this is literally classic Jschlatt content revived in 2024, and the captain is present

*''I'M BEING NICE''* - Jawsh 2024

A minute and a half into the video and Schlatt is already talking about his massive caulk and balls

Mr Toasten made you, never forget that Schlatlt.

I was sick last night and listening to this will now put it as a permanent memory

Im just gonna say it loud and kinda clear. I need a 1x1 recreation of The Founder for my walls

2:22:05 Jawsh screams

this is the pinnacle of content. i am thoroughly entertained.

Make the currency iron, and build a bunch of iron farms to cause massive inflation

god bless the HOA

telling someone "I hope you get it all out" as they blow their nose is just so sincere

Escalated perfectly with jawsh 🤣

I dont know what a “ponzy” scheme is but this Mr. Jordan guy is pretty funny