I’m glad that Schlatt’s husband decided to cheer Schlatt up by showing up 7 times in 3 hours- all just to make him blush too. What a sweet, loving gentleman of a partner.
For the magician video at 3:52, the original guess is correct I once got in a massive argument on Reddit arguing that it couldn't be that and instead it had to be a sliding filter but after watching most of the video frame by frame I found a frame where you can see both sides of the filter simultaneously and it's clearly on opposite ends on each side The dude is just fucking amazing at hiding it
Schlatt eating is so entertaining. Mostly because he eats like a little raccoon but also because it’s oddly peaceful to watch him eat and cough like a sick cat.
I love how when he was chewing on his 2nd mint he had a visible life crisis thinking he is the weird one for a solid minute before he decided to ignore the comments and just oversell eating the mints (essentially doubling down even if he didn't want more then 2 mints), you could tell by how silent he was after the 2nd mint.
TIMESTAMPS 0:17 Live VODwatcher reaction 1:33 Mannequin 2:45 Never trust the British 5:01 UFO Hypothetical (Car Man #1) 6:46 Be careful this Halloween 8:48 Bro Jiden jumpscare 8:57 Spin the Bottle 9:36 Schlatt stalling for 3 minutes 12:12 Can you lay on your stomach 12:45 Return of the Cake (Feat. Spooky Lights) 14:19 He’s Batman 15:10 Bro missed the reflexes update 15:34 He didn’t want it 16:12 Giving my dog salmon 17:04 This had me in tears 18:35 Worst video yet 19:20 No Homo 20:06 No Blue Raspberries (Feat. The Loathsome Mint Chewer) 24:59 Ankles broken, shirt tooken (Feat. More Spooky Lights) 26:58 Another 9/11 Meme 27:30 Thighs vs Fruits 28:18 800$ Dollar Gorilla 29:29 Normal Billiards Game 30:38 Gayschlatt (Car Man #2) 32:00 Average JSchlatt viewer 32:46 What type of food do you like? (Car Man #3) 34:05 I hope nobody saw this 34:21 It’s Bingo Time 35:15 Supercuts 36:19 Sleepshitting 37:09 Freddy 37:55 Schlatt laughing at vehicular manslaughter 39:03 At the scene of the crime 39:15 I bet I can make you smile (Car Man #4) 41:10 Watermelon Man 41:40 Trolling goes too far 42:31 Gym Hypothetical (Car Man #5) 44:05 Schlorgasm 44:38 Crushing Video 45:39 Crushing Video #2 47:40 Schlatt Intervention (Feat. The Accursed Kit Kat Cruncher) 49:59 Little Buddy 51:01 Hot Dogs 52:00 Dog gets hit by a train (real) 52:30 He clumsy asf fr 53:30 Biggest Domino Chain 55:13 Epic Minecraft Intro 56:38 Wario 57:08 Schlejaculation 57:55 Snake 58:30 Nose Jumpscare 59:47 Banana 1:00:10 NO BITE 1:00:28 Sandwich Speedrun 1:01:47 Goofy Ahh Cat 1:02:28 “We know” 1:02:54 Common Larry W 1:03:37 Don’t forget the ice 1:05:06 Shit your pants 1:06:14 Bro can’t afford to die in Cleveland 1:06:50 Bizarre thought patterns 1:07:47 What’s your favorite candy? (Car Man #6) 1:09:48 Discord Mods 1:10:34 Skinwalker Practice 1:13:17 A rivalry as old as time 1:14:00 Schlatt is amused by baby toy 1:14:42 Crushing Video #3 1:16:03 Joker (2019) 1:16:30 World's most wanted domestic terrorist 1:16:48 American Psycho 1:20:03 Capybara (No Meth) 1:21:19 Spicy gummy bear 1:22:21 Not a single friend in sight :( 1:23:12 Friends :) 1:23:58 Average night in New York 1:25:00 Schlatts Basement livestream 1:25:59 Meow 1:26:54 English pronunciation test 1:28:01 Herbert 1:28:54 Watches 1:30:22 I Love Vampires 1:32:06 Brent Petersonjumpscare 1:33:02 How my Indian cousin eats a hot dog 1:33:54 Dry Bones 1:34:35 He called Saul 1:36:56 Vegetarian Cat 1:37:35 Awesome contraption 1:38:38 Caught this fish last night 1:40:21 Titanic when they saw the iceberg 1:41:03 Beef Wellington 1:42:18 20,000 Calories 1:43:29 Peach Cobbler reaction 1:44:40 JSchlatt fans 1:45:44 Common Bear W (ITS FREE) 1:46:38 Nasty Patty (RIP DOOM) 1:48:04 Man reinvents wheel to cook a cactus 1:50:45 Smack Cam 1:51:22 Eating my dogs face 1:52:20 Car unlocked 1:53:12 Bigfoot 1:54:14 Toucan :) 1:55:25 Mizkif 1:56:18 Me if I was a deer 1:57:08 3:00 AM 1:57:34 Bro was acknowledging the situation 1:58:56 Brent Peterson for president 1:59:27 Free will 2:01:15 Sprinkles 2:02:44 You fine as wine (Car Man #7) 2:04:03 Bro was side eyeing me 2:05:24 English pronunciation test #2 2:06:34 Don’t Google Mr Hands 2:08:05 funny_theanimals 2:10:10 Charity 2:11:26 He likes to eat 2:12:42 Cat cam 2:13:20 Wtf type of animal 2:13:58 Ringtone man 2:14:42 Onions 2:15:35 Schlatt draws the line 2:16:14 Favorite lolis 2:17:02 High note 2:17:40 Meteor hits earth 2:18:24 Uncle breaks the awkward silence 2:19:15 French “people” 2:19:40 Wise Mystical Tree 2:20:05 Bro was hungry 2:21:38 He got the 2:21:52 He’s trying his best 2:22:38 It is his favorite activity 2:23:42 You could really use a massage 2:24:36 Always check your dogs feet 2:25:13 🐬🐬🐬 2:25:32 Schlatt berates the elderly 2:27:50 Most socially aware Harry Potter fan 2:28:59 He didn’t get it :( 2:29:23 Pudgy 2:30:01 La creatura 2:30:52 Minecraft Steve Conspiracy 2:31:20 Baby Hammerhead 2:31:32 Mr Breast 2:32:37 Crow :) 2:33:02 Slight miscalculation 2:33:26 Fake explosion 2:34:06 Nathaniel B 2:35:55 He should have stayed quiet 2:37:10 This evenings porn agenda 2:38:20 Driving before her 2:39:15 English pronunciation test #3 2:41:27 Testicle Butter Dog
The awkward car love pun guy should do a tiktok specifically for schlatt, that would be hilarious, like “What if you were waiting at a red light… and I pulled up beside you… and we looked into each others eyes… and I said….. April 9th, 1999…”
Dear, Jschlatt I watched with most regret whilst you ridiculed 'VOD" specators. I myself included amongst them felt most insulted. Often finding myself far too taken in the labors of the day to partake in viewing you perform live. I enjoy to watch them at later date. You can imgaine my indagtion and confusion upon finding myself insulted by one who brings me so much joy. I simply request you cease the slandrous langauage agaist me and my compatriots. Best Wishes, Vod Viewer
Dear, @Lily It is most splendid letter I have seen in a long time. However there is only one single error, you missed a 'n' in the word "agaist". I hope you don't take offense. Wishing you a healthy and a long life, A Comment Reader
first part of timestamps 0:18- schlatt daily routine 1:33- mannequin 2:46- magician revealed 5:25- what would you do 6:50- halloween scare 8:57- spin the bottle 12:11- helicopter pee pee 13:22- dumpy 14:22- batman 15:14- reflexes on point 15:36- (ice) cream 16:14- dog likes salmon 17:26- kentucky derby ahh 18:35- human trash 19:20- breadstick love 20:06- no blue raspberry 24:59- juked 26:59- oops 27:29- thighs be strong 28:24- monke 29:29- idek wtf is happening 31:13- schlatt has an aneurysm 32:22- high schoolers 33:15- mexican? 34:05- the twister 34:31- bingo time 35:24- supercuts w 36:25- poopy 37:10- freddy 37:55- roleplay at its finest 39:04- not chris 39:38- flustered schlatt 41:14- watermelon 41:48- robbed 42:29- LMAOOO 44:06- aloe vera w 44:52- crush 45:43- crush 2 50:00- lil dude 51:09- weenie 52:05- WATCH YO JET 52:33- clumsy asf fr 53:30- gay schlatt 55:14- minecraft 56:39- gottem 57:14- schlatt creamed 57:55- snek 58:48- slurp 59:47- banaenae 1:00:10- no bite 1:00:28- breakfast fancam 1:01:47- :( 1:02:46- no comment 1:03:00- larry w 1:03:41- intrusive thoughts be winning 1:05:07- no coincidence 1:06:16- cleaveland 1:06:50- car tutorial 1:08:22- hersheys kiss 1:10:03- four guys 1:10:34- skinwalker 1:13:16- cat squared up 1:14:01- funny noise 1:14:56- crush 3 1:16:04- mr prezzy 1:16:29- criminal 1:17:00- creepy dude 1:20:06- alvin 1:21:20- spicy 1:22:22- satisfying 1:23:12- how’d he do that 1:23:58- normal new yorker 1:25:08- jerma ahh 1:26:00- meow 1:27:00- DOA BOLE 1:28:01- herbert 1:28:56- idgaf 1:30:27- vampires
I keep coming back to watch these because they’re great for background noise and there’s always something I haven’t seen because of being distracted lol
These tiktoks are almost as satisfying as “schlong” doing those devious little acts in 1999. (I am also happy for schlatts new relationship with lip biting man and hope everything goes well for them)
Shlyranosourus Rex looks like the kinda guy to look at a bad situation and say "oh golly oh my, what ever will I do" Edit: I just finished the vod and he fuckin said it 💀
I have yet to finish this video. I have tried four times now, but just can't seem to be able to watch its entirety. "Schlatt's" voice is just so soothing
this entertainment TikTok ranking was a perfect way to pass the time. Thank you "schlong" for the great videos, it truly shows the character development you've had after the '99 incident.
I could not care less about schlatts teeth, that candy he ate was fine to chew. The thing about jolly ranchers is that It's physically impossible to chew them the way that kid did
i was checking the vods channel for several days straight for a new video, and i got blessed by this materpiece and i agree with the tierlist, that was simply excellent criticism on your end
for those wondering about the catfish In general, some species of catfish can survive out of water for ten hours, while others can last fifteen to eighteen hours and it depends on the conditions outside. Catfish have a special organ called the suprabranchial organ that allows them to survive for hours without water.
I can tell chat isn't used to using Ws or Ls because after Larry the cat's common W at 1:02:55, they put "W Larry" instead of "Warry" as professional W/L chatters do 🤓
Was chewing on a delicious gummy worm once. Then I walked to my car and got my shins sliced up because an evil character was under my car! Anyways, be wary, trick or treaters!
The lights in “Schlatt’s” office are blinking because they know what terrible sins he has committed, the “tragedies” he’s caused. Judgement is coming for him soon for what he did in 1999.
