SUP! I created the vid at 1:49:35 The typewriter is real, but as soon as the camera pans around, it switches to a 3D replica of my room. The hand pointing at the desk is greenscreened, and the thing breaking through the wall is Mr. Shredz from destructive solutions.
Hey! Ken (my guinea pig) is still alive and happy as ever. My parents have him at home and I go home every weekend! My dorm does not allow pets unless they are ESAs :)
My favorite part has got to be whenever Schlatt sees that a woman submitted a video, then he and his chat start shouting "WOMAN" like Animal from the Muppets
I'm proud to have watched the whole vod! Here's the timestamps so far: 0:37: Parasocial woman [Recurring character from Bedrooms pt. 1] 4:04: Femboy room 6:20: Skeletons in his closet 7:47: Third-world gamer 10:24: Animated immortal snail fight 12:01: "This dude gets pussy" 13:41: Woman turns into Schlatt 16:34: Amazing skit in college 18:45: Lego fan (Lego box discourse) 20:21: Businessman with anger problems [Speedrun #1] 22:43: Old-fashioned room [Blow my load #1] 24:05: Flood 25:11: Flood #2 25:41: Crazy artistic woman 28:40: JohnFreedom Update 30:33: *heavy accent* "You ask for room, I have room" 31:54: Train fan (Schlatt doppelganger) 34:52: "This toilet is for display only." 39:51: MCYT fan 40:17: "I hate when my fans send in their balls on the videos" 41:50: Tank controled by a Star Wars fan 44:58: Welcomed at birth by the USAF Brigadier General 49:38: Destitute except for on the keyboard 51:05: Girl coomer 53:21: Is this guy a fan of every #1 company 57:25: TF2 by the stove 1:00:01: Catboy Schlatt fan 1:00:45: Freddy Fazbear ゴゴゴゴ 1:01:19: Flex (Schlatt gives interior design advice) 1:04:05: Average Canadian under Trudeau [Schlatt gives important "My Way" announcement] 1:05:54: Average GD player's chair *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* *Congrats traveler! You have made it halfway through the VOD! Here is:* *1:08:41** INTERMISSION 1 ft. lil rascal* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* 1:10:52: Crazy person living in absolute affluence (song artist) 1:12:49: Lore (muted audio bc copyright) 1:14:20: "Clean, minimalist, Marie Kondo room" 1:15:53: Dogs fighting (Fan is same as Schlatt's) 1:18:00: Gaming setup in the car 1:19:07: Funko Pop hell 1:24:53: Lives in a storage unit [Blow my load #2] 1:30:06: Chode lightsaber [Oscilloscope #1] [WIP: ~17 minutes uncommented] 1:47:06: PinoPrime's Spanish room tour [3D GANG] 1:49:34: PixelswithaZ is run over by his Schlark Tank invention [3D GANG] 2:00:28: Submitter gets SWATed 2:01:21: Godzilla fan 2:02:20: Minecraft bee! (skipped unfortunately) 2:02:30: Most ripped chair ever 2:04:59: Terrorist child 2:06:25: 9/11 (skipped) 2:06:38: Lmanberg flag jumpscare (skipped) 2:06:58: Jschlatt Simulator for PS3 (Arcade room) 2:08:30: Stole an SD card from the homeless 2:09:39: Hippie room 2:10:15: Uncomfortable room 2:11:15: Purple-blue room (Schlatt gives advice on galaxy lights) 2:12:17: Sleep Deprived fangirl 2:13:20: New Schlatt slur [WIP: ~5 minutes uncommented] 2:18:30: Scoobert Doo van [Blow my load #3] 2:21:40: Ethically-sourced free signs 2:22:55: DrDerpGamer bait-and-switch [Recurring character from Schlark Tank] [WIP: ~31 minutes uncommented] 2:48:48: Guy who doxxed Schlatt [Recurring character from Schlark Tank] 2:53:58: Stalker guy 2:54:55: Mousetraps himself and doesn't take it off 2:56:05: Motorcycle leaking oil on floor 2:57:40: Coziest college dorm 2:58:15: Feet jumpscare 2:59:17: "This looks like a set" 3:00:41: Coolest room [Oscilloscope #2] 3:02:34: Minimalist 3:03:33: "Normal" room isn't even normal 3:03:59: Is that pose even comfortable? [Blow my load #4] 3:04:34: Femboy ("Jschlatt ♥ femboys!") 3:06:32: Queen Liz in the woods 3:06:58: Overplayed galaxy lights 3:07:22: Under Gibby is where the magic happens 3:08:13: Gobby room tour 3:10:45: "This is my catsona" 3:11:26: Garfield jumpscare 3:11:27: Bro has three vaults 3:13:00: Lots of handheld devices 3:13:54: Tiny door of unknown destination 3:15:11: Schlummy ("I also don't have three feet, I have five" ~Jschlatt, 2024) 3:16:06: Texan with an average number of skull mounts 3:17:24: "Did you file your taxes?"/Cool Portal stuff 3:17:42: Visually pleasing room 3:17:52: "Did you file your taxes?"/Cool Portal stuff 3:18:38: Bro lives in a log cabin 3:20:01: Femboy with guns 3:21:16: Calming room 3:21:26: Garfield (personally I really like this room) 3:22:43: Cute 19-year-old Canadian boy looking for a sugar daddy with mutton chops 3:24:39: 3d printers, Legso, lightsabers (when you skip too far in a video) 3:25:34: Police interrogation bedroom (Bluey discourse) 3:28:11: Sweet release
HI SCHLATT! alleged "crazy person" and DEFINITELY NOT a fan of garfield here. my room submission was the one at 3:10:44. you should've watched the whole thing. BUT SINCE YOU DIDN'T!!! i will be cursing you and your bloodline for all eternity this next full moon. i know where you live, schlatt. and i'm watching. i'm lurking. always. just remember that.
@@snomel7276 BAHAHADSLSD I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD SEE THAT💀💀 not me editing the comment 10billion times because i needed the perfect sentence format lmfaooooo
Already know I'm talking to a wall, and an adult in a chat full of teens, but Jacob, genuinely, do what makes you happy. Screw the algorithm and what gets the views. You're blessed enough to have the money to take the risk and you have more than enough fans to follow you through. Happiness can't always come before finances, but it can for those who're financially stable, assuming you are. Even with the monkey statue(s).
Well said honestly, I completely agree. There’s so much more pleasure in actually creating stuff that you’re passionate about and have a desire to create rather than only focusing on the algorithm aspect. Hope we get to see Schlatt expand into doing more stuff he really loves, I think he already has somewhat on some of his other channels. True fans of his will stick around for it.
12:02 Hey look, its me. I did the whole thing in one take, and it was way longer than a minute so I had to do some terrible choppy editing to get it to fit. Just so y'all know, the water bottle pile has gotten to be like at least twice the size since I filmed the video a couple months ago. Even still it pales in comparison to the pile I managed to build in my last apartment. I live in Utah, where there is no tax on water bottles, but I took all my bottles to California and sold them for the 10 cent CRV. Essentially, I committed fraud and stole money from the California state government (based). Also, the compliment on my looks is a big deal coming from a gay guy like you Schlatt. Oh yeah, and to the one guy in the chat who wanted me to cut the banana; I did actually but I had to cut it out for time lol.
Okay as a person who sits on their ass all day gaming and writing code, I must speak up about the racer chair hate. The problem isn't the design of the chair itself, it's that too many people get the cheapest, shittiest, undersized ones on the market. If you have trouble turning your body while seated, or the back rest doesn't reach the top of your fucking head, you're using a chair made for a small child. That being said, they're not inherently any better than regular office chairs. It's just personal preference. And racer chairs generally are more expensive, especially for a quality one. Stay away from bonded leather and go for fabric. My brand of choice so far is Secret Lab, with my only complaint being the rubber foam type shit they make the arm rests out of start disintegrating on their own eventually. Maybe they've fixed it on newer models, not sure. And for god sakes, pick one rated for your weight and height (or bigger), or you're better off just getting a regular office chair. Finally, "ergonomic" is an unregulated marketing term that is essentially meaningless, because everyone's body is different. literally anything and everything can call itself "ergonomic"; it doesn't mean jack shit. if you find something comfortable, it's comfortable.
Mr schlatt, at 19:45 , the lego boxes must be kept for resell value. They can make quadruple value in 5-10 years on certain sets. This resell value plummets if you do not have the box. I for one, have a set that retailed for 150 in 2011 and is now worth close to 900 dollars. That is a steady 33% increase in value per year per set. better than the S&P 500 I'll tell you that.
Another crazy livestream. Can’t wait to spend my time thanking myself that there are more miserable people in this world than Schlatt could have ever imagined
1:53:14 THATS ME OMG I ANIMATED THAT ONE (that shit took 5 days of non stop work i love animating) multiple of my friends sent me photos of their rooms to use for it too
Do you know how scary it is whenever Jschlatt 1 introduces the VODS, then Jschlatt 2 introduces the stream of the vods? It's like he didn't know he had a doppelganger
Oh hey, that's my room at 3:00:46 ! Glad everyone thought it was cool. Honestly looked terrible, and I only keep the xbox 360 kiosk and Atari 2600 kiosk in my room as I ran out of space for kiosks in the basement, lmao. We need another setup review for that, or something else that relates. I remember I was sick a few months back and with college going on everything in the bedroom was a mess, I can also see that was when I hadn't shaved or gotten a haircut in a few months. Loved the comment about "Hagrid's Room Tour" lmao. As for the Wii box schlatt pointed out, funny enough that was the only box in that closet where it was my original console box pre-collecting. One more thing I will note is the suit of armor. Unlike other peoples' this one is just a statue, not actually wearable, but extremely menacing as it is almost 8ft with the stand it is on. I used to be afraid of it as a child, since we moved here a decade ago I've slept next to it every night. That's how I get over my fears I guess. Except wasps. I will never get over my fear of those evil bugs.
maybe an unpopular take but i don’t like the ones where they obviously set up the whole space for a joke, rather than just showing their actual room as it normally is. maybe just salty mine didn’t get in, but still. like it was funny when it was just one or two people doing it but now it’s all of them
Holy crap thank you for deciding to release a christmas album this christmas! I can't wait for it, it's what I wanted since I heard you do the My Way cover! Edit: are you planning on making a vinyl for it or something as merch so I can buy it from you, I wouldn't mind getting like a vinyl with your signature or something for christmas I think it would be really sick.
Hey Big man, mine was at 3:06:58 ,dont worry I dont have the galaxy lights anymore lol, I upgraded my room a little after I submitted the picture, so it thankfully doesn't look so overplayed :] 👍
Hello, VOD watchers. I watched this LIVE so YOU don’t have to. I am irradiated and I am dying at the molecular level. Shoutout to John Freedom. 28:54 🇺🇸
after 4 years of having my pc... this video made me realize the stickers under the keyboard can be taken off. thank u schlatt 🙏 when i realized i could take the stickers off: 59:19
Hey Schlatty, dude from 3:25:30 here, Thank you for your concerns especially for the potential of me being in police custody. Me and my lawyer (one of the big blåhajs over there) want to assure you that I’m not in police custody and of course I don’t have Windows (I use Arch Linux btw) but my room does have a big ass window behind that black curtain in the beginning. As when talking about where I got my Schlag (the schlatt flag) it was commissioned by the church of Schlatt in early July of 2023 and made in China. It was purchased for 9.11 euros (not a joke btw) and delivered to the pastor of the church in August. If you ever want to sell them, I can send you image that was printed on it since I was responsible for making it. It was a huge honor to be in your stream and I wish you to NOT help me get out of the psych ward in Vilnius, Lithuania, as I have NOT been deemed a silly billy level danger to society. Please take care and watch some Bluey, big guy. 🙏
58:27 for those who don't play tf2 or didn't catch the joke (at least i'm pretty sure this was intended), the weapon he is using ingame is the pomson which is similar to the cow mangler (another weapon used by a different class)
ive been looking for like, 30 minutes and still cant find it, so if anyone knows the song playing around 1:08:40 anything to narrow down would help in my over-obsession :>
For my non speaking Spanish people all of the Spanish room was basically the door is where his demons come and sing their songs to the dude and the body bag is food that will last them until winter
