science diagrams that look like shitposts with undertale & earthbound music 

Fuck it, I’m adding dialogue to every image, Undertale style. 0:00 *”A smelly ugly little monster? Certainly not.” *You’d pet the cool dog if it were here with you right now. 0:08 *Great. Another accursed image created by the internet to make you regret having eyes. 0:18 *”2 moles per litre.” *Just two moles. No more, no less. 0:28 *“A fire ant paddles away from the scene of the crime.” *You encourage the criminal ant to continue wreaking havoc. 0:39 *“Silver bullet” *The best way to take down a hydra. *“Silver buckshot” *Nevermind. _This_ is the best way to take down a hydra. 0:50 **“Many joints! Many movements! Snake-like! Your spine is already fully mobile? Banzai!* *“You are very sure that your spine is not fully mobile, and will not be trying any of the snake like spinal movements. 1:02 *“These areas may be blocked from vision by the tongue, so they must be felt with the fingertips.” *You promise yourself never to stick half of your arm down the mouth of a horse. 1:12 *“Intestines” 1:21 *You decide to ignore this page. 1:34 *“Flies boxing. Fruit flies engage in contests over food.” *You wonder why they need to fight over anything, considering how small they are compared to the food they’re most likely eating, but despite that, you still root for the fly on the left. 1:48 *“Sheep” *It’s a drawn image of a sheep. *“Sheared sheep” *It’s the same image, but shaded darker, and smaller, but stretched to match the length of the sheep. *You are very sure that this is not what a sheared sheep looks like. 2:00 *It looks like it must be very easy to sneak up on a walrus. 2:12 *“Drawing of an adult in 1884” *You are glad you weren’t born in the 1860s. 2:21 *There is an image of a human yelling “Move!” at a golf ball. *“This will not work.” *You will test this out one day. 2:31 *“No fear” *A baby chick. *“Fear” *A baby chick without legs. No wonder it’s afraid.

Humans in 1885: **Are normal** Humans before 1885: 2:13

“Your spine is already fully mobile” reads like a threat

what happens when there's more than 2 moles per liter

0:40 the final boss 0:50 the final bosses 2nd phase

0:50 reads like they're doing an advertisement for the spine.

Honestly, this is one way to make science textbooks fun

Can I just say how flawless the music choice is

“Many joints!” “Many movements!” “Snake-like!” “Your spine is already fully mobile?” *”BANZAI!”*

2:43 the channel PFP right above "FEAR" had me in tears laughing

so when you shear sheep, they become italicized. good to know

0:27 I suddenly have the urge to send this in my discord server whenever tf drama happens

That is one hella cool dog. I wish I could be as cool as him.

2 moles, huh? I’m guessing they’re both the third strongest...

"a fire ant paddles away from the scene of the crime" literally sounds like earthbound battle text

Sheared Sheep with a crooked sprite could absolutely be a random Undertale character

Missed the chance to put the snail race music at the golf ball one but this is still pretty good lol

2:01 Good to see someone in the past bothered to study the microwave eye beams of walruses

0:29 prob my favorite out of all of them. The text, the music and the picture fit together so well. I feel invested in that little guy now

2:17 They really were built different.

NO FEAR 🐥

Why does any pixel rpg game with slightly cute and creepy music always fit these types of images.

0:18 pure nightmare fuel

Can't wait for the next one, feels like it was years ago this came out!

1:02 I was so confused when Dating Start started playing for the horse diagram but then I died when it transitioned to another horse diagram with Dating Fight😂

1:06 when you handle horses, chances are you've had to do something like this at least once

I feel surreal and wonky content like this would do great in a game, maybe categorized as RPG/Comedy/Horror/and even Educational. Kinda like if Yume Nikki and Bill Neigh had a child.

This is officially my favorite video on the internet. I've been watching it for the past hour and laughing; it's been weeks since I've laughed, so thanks a ton for it!! EB and UT music is oddly fitting for these pictures. Imagining the penguin at 0:10 as a random encounter at the Zoo in EBB

2:04 has me cry laughing

1:34 song that might play when you fight sans fits perfectly with fruit fly box fight Edit: Holy cow I got so many likes of this one. Thanks guys for supporting me here at least. :)

"A fire ant paddles away from the scene of the crime.

2:01 I actually started crying- my sense of humour is so broken😭

“Two moles per litre” **Satan being summoned in the background**

The “look behind me” moment prob would have been more effective had I not just said “I’m diagnosing that chicken w adhd” out loud in my otherwise silent room

I love how I can tell which one is earthbound music because I've listened to the undertale OST so many times I just listen for the ones I don't recognize

Idk why but 1:12 actually made me laugh out real loud. That picture + the superb music choice were just too much

absolutely lovely

So glad two moles per litre was in here

ah yes, "song that might play when you fight fruit fly"

1:23 What a wonderful day to have eyes

As someone who just started an engineering education I think the sheared sheep is absolutely brilliant and hilarious

*i kept imagining the text boxes with the captions and it makes it 2x better*

Actually the image with the human with a turtle skelenton is an illustration made by a Japanese arist named Ceri Weber who shows depictions of what humans would look like if we adpated with animal skelentons. It's pretty weird but also neat and I'll recommend it to anybody interested in that kind of stuff.

I hope when I start using science textbooks again I find images that are even half as funny as these

Everything here feels like either something I would think of while tripping balls or a threat in visual form. I love it

These aren't shitposts, these are my new nightmares

That horse one looks like a really great way to get your fingers crushed.

0:40 Someone needs to show this to Japan next time King Ghidorah shows up.

"Fruit flies engage in contests over food." ROUND 1 *FIGHT*

1:02 with Dating Start! has terrible implications

"That's right mom, I've been reading pages from science textbooks everyday"

At 2:14 it's actually pretty realistic if you flip it upside-down

0:24 - I also measure my moles per litre what a coincidence!

1:22 Thanks for the preview of what will be chasing me in my dreams tonight.

Book: *sheared sheep* Music: *ruins where live momma goat* Me: sus

1:55 just perfect

I remember our math book having a character identical to frisk

Every song is spot on except horse hand mouth

The fate music with the horse eating a person's hand really put the nail in the coffin

0:02 I certainly agree with you that he isn't A SMELLY.

Knowing that somebody still remembers Undertale warms my heart.

"two moles per liter" ah yes, the *peak* of American _chemistry_

I'm having a mental breakdown right now

🐜 🍃 A fire ant paddles away from the scene of the crime

Textbooks in English: Haha Funny joke Textbooks in Japanese: Nightmare abominations created by Mephistopheles himself

Long ago in a land of sins lived a spider. The spider was lonely and Bi. He was all bi himself. Until an ant appeared. The ant explained that he was looking for a boyfriend and he heard the spiders lonely cries. The spider agreed to go on a date with the small ant and eventually they sat alone and watched Twilight Breaking Dawn together. A few hours pass until the spider finally falls asleep. The ant gave a signal out the window and suddenly a whole swarm of ants crawled all over the spider, eating it until it was nothing but spider bones. The single ant looked at the spider and.... 0:27

My counselor actually asked me what things I like to watch. I didn't know what to say

This feels so chaotic and I love it

Why are all the music choices so perfect-

1:23 so this is where Junji Ito gets his inspiration from

God damn it, I have some bad stomach cramps right now so it hurts when I laugh, but God damn are these hilarious

i found this video today and it was the best thing that has happened all day

1:35 This part is the best the music fits so well

Thank you for my daily reminder to listen to all of these on repeat.

These are great ways to get inspiration for fantasy creatures.

I love it, great video!

Hatters gonna hat

Thank you! Now make one with OMORI music!

1:35 So this Diagram shows how Flies Wrestle over Food. Very Interesting and Amusing indeed...

Honestly the skeleton spine things look like a boss you'd fight in either game. Most of these memes do tho...🤔

This is what other countries see when they look at American textbooks

2:35 when you leave something for tomorrow but tomorrow actually comes

I love these types of videos

Very glad I watched this while laying in bed and not while sitting at my desk, because that "look behind you" would have gotten my adrenaline pumping so much that I would have launched myself onto my bed.

The horse and human intestine one could well be a cool enemy design

2:30 Move! *This will not work.* Star Wars: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

This is my new favorite video

First pic looks like actual undertale/deltarune dialogue. Especially with unnecessary caps It just needs one of these THING’S

2:07 William Walrus the Watcher of those Who are Weak

Exactly the kind of video I needed.

2:04:detectation radiuses of enemies in stealth gaems

1:30 this body horror was too much for me.

2:22 Ball did not move, ball deserves a slap using a club.

Man... I wish I had shitposty diagrams in textbooks in my school...

Back again with another masterpiece

2:13 Isn’t that weird. I’m assuming that the context of that portion of the text is whales (probably right whales in particular), so it’s meant to be a drawing of an adult right whale. They could’ve said “Drawing of an adult right whale in 1884”, but it would’ve just seemed a bit redundant.

0:50 oh god oh fuck it's the wither

why does undertale have the vibe where it’s so nostalgic to the point where I feel like I was actually in the game.

I'm definitely not the only person who was watching this and thinking to myself "Yeah that's Undertale... That one's Earthbound, for sure...."

0:55 *B A N Z A I !*