Sean Patton - The Craziest Type of Dog Owner

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#SeanPatton on why taste is the most useless sense and the worst type of dog owner.
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@alkumhcounseling8634 4 года назад

I watch tons of standup, and this is the best quick set I've seen in a while of someone I haven't seen before, kudos!

@Amburmist 4 года назад

Wow. Ur bar is low.

@wuftchan8299 3 года назад

hes great watch more

@billyin4c514 2 года назад

Sean Patton is the f****** man. The guy's ability to go with an idea and just think of hilarious s*** is exceptional

@kerch-e 4 года назад

My knowledge of why we have taste buds ruined the first joke. Screw you, me.

@americaroleplayer 4 года назад

"Your taste will never get you out of danger!" Me: *knowing many foods require us to taste whether they're good or rotten* Uhh. . . .

@goldenwolf90 4 года назад

america roleplayer Or possible poison/toxic substance? 😅

@shaneware2939 3 года назад

Remembers the times I've avoided shitting my brains out from being able to taste something rotten and immediately throw it away. Also remembers the times I've shit my brains out because I couldn't taste the bacteria or whatever in those gas station tacos. WinSomeLoseSome

@evientually 3 года назад

Sometimes you just have to know when to blank out either your own brain's obscure facts and in depth knowledge or a joke that just now isn't so funny so that it doesn't generally ruin comics that you like a lot. It's a skill I'm still working on.

@evientually 3 года назад

I AM the dog walker these people want. I was showing a photo of a client's cat to her recently for which I had to hunt in my photo collection, and she was close enough to see all the pictures I was going through to get to it. She said "Wait a minute, you have more pictures of my cat than I do. Will you send those to me?" It was easier to give her a little drive with them copied onto it. I should move to New York and be that six figure dog walker referenced in another of his sketches.

@futuredeath 4 года назад

He looks like Artie Lang when he was young and not burnt out on drugs

@Mr.PepeSilvia 4 года назад

Haha great set Sean

@robaskins5916 4 года назад

This was amazing thank you so much for putting this together and putting it out Mr Sean

@wuftchan8299 3 года назад

this guys great

@Jesse__H 4 года назад

He looks quite a bit like Benny Hill 😅

@TheBreuster 3 года назад

He has the anime fang.

@margotrosendorn6371 3 года назад

I also want to get rid of my sense of taste. Mine is super overclocked and makes eating a chore...

@livewirekidd 4 года назад

This guy's hilarious😂

@miguelgonzales8887 2 года назад

This guy is Patton Oswalts cooler brother.

@thewardenfiles8913 4 года назад

Lol

@deen911 4 года назад

Hahaha looking at you RICKY GERVAIS

@paulhartson1 4 года назад

Put down the fork. Take antibiotics for your gut

@noelhutchins7366 4 года назад

ever smoke weed so often that a tobacco cigarette will inevitably make more of a chemical impact; or have you stopped smoking weed for so long that when you think you can handle your shit you go full non-verbal-antisocial-catatonic from a hit; that's what food is doing to you, your tolerance for food is so high you don't get anything out of it: but if you change the food it'll hit wrong like a foreign substance. 1/2 portions, stay hungry, & Don't use food as a reward for self control.