Sean Patton Will Let His Dog Name Itself

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Sean Patton imagines letting a dog choose its own name, develops a new twist on an Irish goodbye and wonders why a nurse compared him to RoboCop. (Contains strong language.)
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@chilapox3 5 лет назад

I'm more familiar with the Italian goodbye where you reserve the last 3 hours of the event for hugging and kissing everyone you've ever met in your life.

@chrismeino3286 5 лет назад

Hmm an sounding like a bitch..

@Ben-rz9cf 5 лет назад

At least its better than the french goodbye where you just grope peoples junk before you leave

@captainkiwi77 5 лет назад

Chris Meino little unnecessary

@foreveronmywaytofuckyourbi5567 5 лет назад

@@Ben-rz9cf ahh my favorite

@redericson1993 5 лет назад

Lovely

@duelist4223 5 лет назад

Yes, the dog naming bit was definitely the most relevant part of this clip, and therefore the part to base the title on.

@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317 5 лет назад

Right?! Tf is good with that

@nedwardnobqop6568 4 года назад

You have no right To make me laugh this hard, damn you

@noneofyourbusiness2562 3 года назад

Robocop busting his robonut probably wasn’t as catchy

@GatlinsFuckinCornfield 3 года назад

Nice pfp

@tangosierra1 2 года назад

Shoulda been called "Robonutz"

@jentegeeraerts1119 4 года назад

5:51 "How many people have never been tested for an STD?" *singular clap* I DIED

@alycias7345 4 года назад

@Jack MeHoff haha clever, i get it. because they said they died. good one

@bleysmcnutt5500 4 года назад

Him widening his eyes immediately after was the best part.

@Leoppassion 4 года назад

Probably one of the best crowd responses there could have possibly been for it

@user-vq5hh9bk2m 2 года назад

One person clapped, everyone else had the clap

@grindcoremaniac 5 лет назад

Jamaican Robocop needs to be made.

@corbinfobbs6409 5 лет назад

I'm thinking Terminator both just as good

@pissbaby7306 5 лет назад

grindcoremaniac lobocop

@stimihendrix3404 5 лет назад

He shoulda hit em with the BOMBACLATT😭😭

@cheapthrilll6323 5 лет назад

"Why do me robo-human penis burn?"

@gorrillawarfair 5 лет назад

Awesome name for a reggae band

@Sindollx666x 5 лет назад

I had a cat named Goblin, and I must've looked extra crazy when I was trying to get her to come back to my apartment. Holding the door open screaming: GOBLIN!!

@lexkeach5726 4 года назад

That sounds like a beautiful moment, tbh. 😂 I think Goblin is a great name!

@kaijumurmillo6630 2 года назад

If you ever get another cat, name it Goblin, and get a Goblin Slayer helmet.

@MotoBuilds 5 лет назад

"Me robooocob me so horrrny all tha damn tymeee"

@nekroreaper6348 5 лет назад

OHHHH CUMIN!!!!!

@shiestysean 5 лет назад

It's pronounced cumin! Say it right!

@iepineapple 5 лет назад

queuemen

@crzxm 5 лет назад

$3000 for that apartment?!

@shiestysean 5 лет назад

Crz Xm what you got in that apartment?! Portugal?!

@crzxm 5 лет назад

@@shiestysean is that where gluten goes when it's free?

@RickPlems65 5 лет назад

Some of his jokes are so sneaky, he’s great

@thomsonelite 5 лет назад

Oh I do the "Ninja Smoke bomb" all the time when Im drunk: Drinking way too much, goes for a smoke, brain shuts down, body gets me home.

@chadchill2277 5 лет назад

where I'm from irish goodbye means quitting your job by never showing up again

@barreldreamz7852 5 лет назад

Oh I know where you're from. You're from a place where a dude just like you misunderstands an expression.

@chadchill2277 5 лет назад

@@barreldreamz7852 no, its just what that means here

@thehaggardhawk9419 5 лет назад

@@chadchill2277 have you heard 3 different people use it in the same context? are you younger than 21?

@chadchill2277 5 лет назад

@@thehaggardhawk9419 yes I have and no I'm not

@d0pekid806 5 лет назад

@@chadchill2277 what is wrong with people doubting you without a reason hahah, i mean the meanings are pretty similar so i could easy believe that it exists

@andrejo7532 5 лет назад

Never thought id say this but "no me no use no condom, me robocob" is gonna be used EVERY DAY NOW

@JustinRiray 4 года назад

One of the most creative sets I've ever seen. This guy is the real deal!

@elliottwallace 5 лет назад

Let it choose its name. What am I, a slave owner? omg I'm dead

@jbgunn137 5 лет назад

He feels like Tom Segura's alcoholic brother.

@treefiddytwoo 5 лет назад

i wouldn’t know, haven’t been close enough to touch him

@iboremytherapist 5 лет назад

@@treefiddytwoo yeh, you wanna touch him don't ya?

@evergreenrider 5 лет назад

Hes MUCH funnier than Segura

@Deelanh 5 лет назад

@@evergreenrider word

@nyellegogarty9190 5 лет назад

How do you know what Tom Segura’s alcoholic brother feels like?

@aritranaruto 5 лет назад

Man the audience is dead

@boutaba16 5 лет назад

Not really, his material was meh

@jbgunn137 5 лет назад

Both are correct.

@sean-lucshanahan9140 5 лет назад

It was pretty lame

@97paugasollakers 5 лет назад

This was gold yall just dry asf

@whitenoise3447 5 лет назад

did we watch the same video? The one with the cackling woman and fully engaged audience?

@seriousdeliriums 5 лет назад

Just found this guy three days ago, and wow, funny dude. He really knows how to keep the pace, cracks me up every time

@SirKingHoff 5 лет назад

I Irish goodbyed my girlfriend 3 years ago.

@__sm1441 4 года назад

My dad Irish goodbyed me 18 years ago

@mr.c9820 5 лет назад

ive Irish goodbyes a lot of my mates. didnt know it was a thing

@SmokesOnMe 4 года назад

Uses mates... Doesn't know what an Irish goodbye is..... You're either historically bigoted, Australian, or a poser

@joshuagarcia839 3 года назад

11:49 the robo cop bit had me dying

@Turtlpwr Год назад

1:17 I always look around in back alleys and whatnot whenever I’m wandering in hopes I stumble upon a stray dog that becomes my new best friend. Also, Sean Patton is extremely underrated

@thelokifiles 4 года назад

This dude is always reliable when I need a good laugh.

@shiestysean 5 лет назад

I've Irish goodbyed constantly when i lived in queens

@HoodRatBass 5 лет назад

Shit i aint even know i was posed to say goodbye i always juss left since a jit

@HoodRatBass 5 лет назад

@cloverleafsippa713 hope some pussy finds you my friend

@LetsSmokePodcast 5 лет назад

Sean Patton is the shit, fucking love that guy

@rojax_thevoicetm2385 4 года назад

When he said "Again?" after the Backdoor Betty bit and the crowd just gives the saddest groan like they just want to give this hypothetical bitch a hug.

@thepoptartman1_594 5 лет назад

Watch his facial expression from 5:57 to 5:58 it’s hilarious

@Smiley-Coyote 4 года назад

Tame Racc that was my favorite part, made me laugh so hard. Fucking love Sean Patton!!

@LxuryGoods 5 лет назад

I was not expecting that Robo Cop bit LOL!!

@rodriguezelfeliz4623 4 года назад

0:45 Right in the middle. No words

@alexanderdnieves5286 4 года назад

I started laughing so hard I sounded like Jamaican Robocops guns

@erickmejia4602 5 лет назад

5:17 the girl with the blue hair is laughing because it's probably happened to her before lmao

@C5ONUTUBE 5 лет назад

That was a girl? I thought that was, uh, a fuckin' dolphin.

@InshaMziki 2 года назад

Bro, why does your Jamaican sound Irish>?> 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 12:04 He said it!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@FarhadHaqverdi 5 лет назад

Who me tink me is? Me?!

@BIONEX100 5 лет назад

ME NEED TO BUSS ME ROBO NUT!!

@jakecovert2528 4 года назад

Oh my god Sean Patton doing Jamaican RoboCop is the funniest thing in the world!!!

@eliotgardner1856 3 года назад

The Jamaican Robocop bit is way better than I could have anticipated

@aphakasibookeeoh4935 2 года назад

he sounds like a tusken from star wars with his dog bark 🤣 😂

@blackforesthamsandwich2310 5 лет назад

Low key Sean is a hundo percent on coke for this set

@PepePupas 3 года назад

So funny! All his stuff is hilarious, the bit he does about surgeons listening to Korn while performing surgery is classic.

@liljofthelion4112 5 лет назад

Sean Patton is definitely my favorite comedian

@Lollita23 4 года назад

He's amazing!😂 love him

@lizlewis4193 4 года назад

1:40 im that person😂😅

@AGENTARLO 5 лет назад

My dogs name is Echo so I can piss people off when I'm calling my dog. Sounds like I'm trying to hear my echo or something.

@lexkeach5726 4 года назад

Haha! WHERE ARE YOU, ECHO? COME HERE, ECHO! I love it.

@andyisnotfunny3002 5 лет назад

Really buried the lead with that title. Dog bit was funny but the RoboCop bit had crept up on me like a cane snake in ja field

@AslanW 4 года назад

I Irish goodbye'd my friends on new years eve lmao, didn't know there was a name for it until this video. I just stood up and left without saying a word because I was so fucked up.

@Vizenzo187 4 года назад

Damn he's good! Lmfao! 😂😂😂

@undrachevr 5 лет назад

Bro that Jamaican accent killed me

@newusernamehere4772 Год назад

The Upstate New York goodbye is when you drink a bunch of Robitussin in a basement and fall up the stairs

@ziggythehero 4 года назад

robonut killed me

@jenevaabrams9967 4 года назад

Ok, air "whistle" is fucking priceless.. no one reacted when he quickly said "they don't know they can't do this" and did it again. Lmfao My dad could make that kind of whistle So loud when as a kid, i used to do exactly what Sean is doing here and think i was killin it. Hahaha #airWhistle #FalseConfidence

@mrducky2915 5 лет назад

Robocop has a lot of tools but never wraps em. Think bout it do you ever even see him clean em????

@HehedubK 5 лет назад

The single clap got me

@mrqwez8921 2 года назад

Robocop 😆 😂 😆

@federicovelarde8113 4 года назад

That girl with the blue hair is laughing from experience

@sxvthzxe8255 4 года назад

He sounds like billy when he was screaming DESTROY US ALL😭

@slimjimmy5159 Год назад

Bro just wrote a whole script for a movie

@blacklegacyentertainment5757 5 лет назад

His jamaican accent was dead on. Im black and Im not even offended.... Lmao 😆

@crossbugcn 4 года назад

Robocop need to bussa robo nut😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jordanfelts7482 5 лет назад

I always love this guys acts!

@darnellgill7100 5 лет назад

Jamaican Robocop 😂😂💀💀💀💀

@charlesno23 5 лет назад

Fuck! That jamaican Robocop bit had me on the floor. Great Job!

@colinhaney 2 года назад

I feel like when you Irish Goodbye people, you aren't aware you were supposed to say goodbye. So if you have to go back, you know, it's just an Irish Reunion.

@williano57 4 года назад

This guy is hilarious hands down

@alphaskull 5 лет назад

This dude is fucking great.

@lxqn 4 года назад

Parts remind me of Doug Stanhope, but this guy is his own thing-totally authentic and original. Jamaican Robocop... wow.

@conanthebarbarian8783 5 лет назад

That was fucking hilarious lol

@joshmo3472 5 лет назад

This guy fucking GENIUS!! and lol that chick with the blue hair...

@xXMrPocketsXx 5 лет назад

The robocop thing reminds me alot of Aries Spears's bit about robocop fucking. Even the movements he makes.

@mfhoss9570 2 года назад

i love this guy😆

@FloridaBoyGrizz 5 лет назад

Sounds like he’s explaining his mushroom/acid trip 😂

@sherryharris7301 5 лет назад

That was F'n awesome!

@938833 4 года назад

I let one of my puppies name herself. I said random names and eventually got to shanaenae. She reacted to it and it stuck lol. It didnt help her coat was black.

@chasexdillon 4 года назад

I mean.. that's how the Pokemon got their names probably right? I like it..

@AndrewVelonis 3 года назад

I wanted to name a dog "Dammit"

@nicholasmackey 5 лет назад

Dude, 5:50 dead 💀

@allietheunicat8192 5 лет назад

NicholasMackey Holy shit the way his eyebrows shot up!!!!

@brianbell139 5 лет назад

Lol, FUCK OFF MY STAGE!!

@thENDweDIE 2 года назад

If I asked a pup to choose their own name... ...with my luck it would likely beef, right then and there...xD ((=))

@CurtMudgeon 5 лет назад

If Tom Segura Came to life.

@skrrromlett5815 2 года назад

is he a vampire?

@westonschwartz2483 4 года назад

this man is amazing

@alison4316 4 года назад

This crowd is not fair.

@toph3541 5 лет назад

Cincinnati Represent!!!

@AaronMeighoo 4 года назад

If he goes huruhurhurhurhd one more freaking time...

@BandoLyrix 4 года назад

I LOVE THIS!

@thetoad.1251 3 года назад

My dad is irish and that's how they say goodbye.

@Tesla_Paints 2 года назад

There are actually 4 more Robocop films from Canada. The Prime Directive films. He still didn't get laid though.

@MrBobbo18 3 года назад

Dogs should have a pause button.

@scarredfanumberone 5 лет назад

killa!!! luv it!!!

@wutflex 3 года назад

Ive spent the last 3 days trying to find this joke, i only had a vague memory of the jamaican woman and "who you tink you is" i typed in terminator 😅

@Masterpain88 5 лет назад

that shit was rob cop 4. imperssanaition geniuss.

@katiesalvadore7306 Год назад

I’m a groomer and I used to two shih tzus named Filet and Mignon

@aescajeda25 Год назад

His set was "Nuke" endorsed by Cain!

@welcometothedepressionsess6764 5 лет назад

Robocop 4: robocock

@MrJesper111 4 года назад

what is that watch model name, i think it looks nice

@woolis697 3 года назад

5:19, the girl with the blue hair hardly laughed up to this point and then broke down laughing. It makes me think she has experienced something like this before

@sujunjie1902 2 года назад

She is cute.

@gregorybakes8256 4 года назад

My friend named his dog dog,weird>?

@ethanpetersen3840 5 лет назад

ME NEED BUST ME ROBONUT

@danlewis7707 4 года назад

Makes RoboCop's catch phrase kinda screwed up. But that's the streets.

@Kevs442 3 года назад

Maybe the Jamaican at the clinic saw the porn spoof "Robocock" and he just misheard her, you know, because of her accent.

@LyghtWaves 4 года назад

Audience was whaack!

@Taricus 5 лет назад

His description of being tested for STDs sounds like he's never been tested for STDs... :/

@bismuthcrystal9658 5 лет назад

I dunno what you're talking about. I worked at a free clinic and it seemed perfectly accurate to me. Lemme tell ya, the worst part is feeding the 600 meerkats we kept in the back.