Search Crews Continue To Look For Obviously Dead Hikers 

Hahahaaaaa...You deserve more likes.

It all makes sense now. He DOES know where they are.

Ahahah I just saw the other video about prison, it’s 100% what happened.

EPIC.

There needs to be more than just 2 videos like this...

'Feet got soaked, but Paul behind the camera gave me some backup socks. Thanks paul!" *wide smile, thumbs up*

Indeed

As a reporter or as a journalist? Or both?

I can secondly confirm this

It's not the "the" camera man. He said "that" camera man gave me new socks. His disconnect is 100%. LOL

I'm an aspie, and I think either is fine when it's a joke.

I miss the days when jokes about remotely touchy subjects could be made. Nowadays autism is treated as a sensitive, uncomfortable topic, or like it doesn't even exist at all.

I literally can’t see what’s wrong about this. Everything he says is just correct to me. Like that is indeed a helicopter and why do we spend resources looking for bodies. Obviously his cadence and way of communicating is a bit off.

@@Mahala_Jo There's nothing wrong with it being at us. Stop making us look like a bunch of softies.

@@Mahala_Jo I think its such a fine line between being at or about a group that is too muddy for many people to figure out, and nowadays theres too much searching for a reason to be able to take something a wrong way rather than taking it a right way. No media producer wants to take that risk anymore. I do agree with the sentiment though, because there is a line there thats a problem to cross, but audiences do need to have the backbone to suffer that line being crossed so others can be brave enough to walk that line at all.

Lmfao so hard😂

@@mandreadfg whats the ref? i was guessing that was more OCD than autism

@@CBielski87 Another ONN video where Michael Falk interviews a man in prison.

Relatable. I have autism.

Can you stack the hikers? Only once they're frozen. One-on-top-of-the-other. (I like stacking).

As a helicopter, I enjoyed seeing one of my own being given the recognition they deserve.

😂🤣

As one of the snowflakes on the mountains consider me Outraged

As a mountain, I feel disgusted.

as a sock i find this wet

seriously 😂 the perfect description of this situation

too soon

@@SmartWentCrazynot even close to being too soon

Thank you! Reading up on it, apparently the CH-146 traces its lineage back to the UH-1 Iroquois AKA Huey, while the 407's lineage goes back to the YOH-4 (same family as the OH-58 Kiowa).

Thank you!

Holy shit, he just doxxed the helicopter

Thank you so much for this! 🤩

As a nerd with ADHD, I feel so seen by this comment

Helicopter

@@sacreed1 That is a helicopter.

Maintenance Renegade bruh that’s a run on sentence

Maintenance Renegade my point is I didn’t type a run on sentence, you did

Maintenance Renegade yes, I didn’t use periods _though,_ yes I didn’t capitalize, now that I’ve acknowledged my lack of punctuation and capitalization, you can acknowledge that your comment was a run on sentence, yes?

Yes. But have you seen that CH-146 Griffin Helicopter? Helicopter.

I love this kind of humor.

Same

It's Ben shapiro

Could have been bad

I’m autistic and I kept telling my family “The people on the submarine are dead or about to die slowly. If they lost power then the oxygen isn’t circulating and they will run out faster. If the communication was completely cut off than there’s a huge chance it just imploded. They have already searched an area the size of Connecticut for the submersible and found nothing. There is a 1% chance that they will be found in time” then I found this video and cracked up lol. Michael Fall should have done the reporting. “Many people are saying the passengers are alive, but that is impossible. This is confusing.” Lol. Would have been more realistic.

@@goldeneagle8740 Thank you for your comments. I must be autistic too, because that is what I was saying throughout the search. Oh, and yes, an eagle is a raptor, but not all raptors are eagles!! ;-)

We are still uncertain as to the state of the crew of the Titan sub. Our field reporter Michael Falk is here live: "They are dead. Nobody could possibly have survived yet people are pretending that they could. It is confusing"

I used to work at a center that treated children with autism. I remember this 5 year old boy could give you turn by turn directions to tons of places in our area. Kid was a human GPS. Not all were gifted like that but all were awesome in their own way.

I'm not autistic but I'll be damned if I don't point out every train I see.

@@111ohno They were treating autism

@@HattieMcDanielonaMoon I can't tell if you're joking.

If you haven't seen it yet, they did one of these segments with him reporting from the site of a huge train killing a man. The train is fine. Michael describes the train, the model of the engine, who manufactured the engine . . . Then he stuns a woman by describing that once the body parts are hosed off, the train can get on its way.

1k likes an no comments damn

1.1k likes and one comment damn

1.2k and two fucking comments come on guys

1.3k likes and three comments dang

Holy shit 1.4k likes and 4 comments

sometimes it's better to NOT know where the dead bodies are xD

Suppose it’s better to spare someone of being in the opening scene of an episode of Bones

Well there’s no need to check my backyard.... that’s for sure

I know where those bodies are they're in ma BELLEH 😛😈

@@scottvelez3154 was that a joke or something

The algorithm knew exactly what it was doing 😂

YT just knew

They are squished.

finally! an honest news reporter! i'd watch that guy.

And they are over there.

Notthepsychic You'relookingfor Same

But we like t

First Last shhh

Griffin helicopter

Helicopter

helicopter (wow it's actually so satisfying to say for some reason)

@@ileryon4019 CH 146 Griffin helicopter. Helicopter!

Interesting, what model tho?

:)

Not smarter, just repeating facts he had just read to people that already knew them.

Imagine clicking on a video fully expecting that you'll get offended. Its like looking at a dog shit and choosing to step over it.

@@toragic3432 They worded it a bit weirdly, but it makes sense that someone would expect this to have an inaccurate and offensive portrayal of autism. It's super common in movies and TV to just half-ass what mental/developmental disabilities are actually like, especially in comedic settings. And I disagree that if you expect something to be offensive, you shouldn't interact with it. If turned out to actually be a good portrayal (like it did), how would they have known? If it wasn't, they could've provided constructive criticism to what the video got wrong. Pretending the thing you expect to be shitty doesn't exist doesn't seem like a good solution.

I wouldn’t say someone is smarter just because they do math without a calculator lol. I mean emotional intelligence and social intelligence are things and you can’t really be smarter than others when you lack that

Husband material ♥️

Lucky for them

That would be such a good card to pull in any argument with your wife

Link or it didn't happen. They are frozen.

@@K1lostream Are you under the impression there's never been anyone who survived in the wilderness by hunting food and building a fire? It's really not that wild a claim for you to be demanding citation.

M W Dispassionate facts and critical analysis doesn't sell news to the sheeple.

he tells it like it is

Gotta get them ratings though. PBS and BBC will get you the closest.

@tim M I only accpect Russian propaganda instead of British propaganda

You should see him get emotional About stacking!

Winston Churchill That’s kinda the point

Rainman

Thanks Winston Churchill

@@BlakeGibbons I mean in my defense man his general cadence in which he’s talking is very jumpy so it wasn’t super clear that was intended

He's pausing to calculate it again, just to make sure that he calculated it correctly the first time. He wouldn't have opened his mouth if he hadn't already calculated it.

It's strange but when they first announced that the sub was lost I said the same: They are dead.

"There is no chance they will live, why are we talking about this?"

​@@brandonvillamizar1216💀

And finally..

Wait i forgot one

@@EggwithSubscribers-mz9du Why though?

bruh wtf did i just read in this reply section

H E L I C O P T E R

"means to develop a joke" 🤌 phrasing

Either is fine because it's humor. Of course The Onion comment section has been filled with SJWs lmao Reminder that if you have a problem with any brand of humor, it's your problem and not everyone else's.

@@AppleOfThineEye true I could care less. As long as it’s funny🤷besides comedy is subjective. No need to get offended on behalf of others

@@AppleOfThineEye Yeah but a lot of it’s just lazy and repetitive. This is far funnier then most jokes I see about autism

@@dantecaputo2629 Lol, who are you trying to fool, no one jokes about autism anymore lol

I want Michael Falk for every news piece. Nothing but stark truth.

Bahtou Or the reporter we need but don't want.

He is the one we deserve, but we don't need

@@Jack1994hoo we don't deserve michael falk

You know what…… 🤔

I think you may be onto something

osakanone Helicopter.

osakanone This is the top comment for every one of these videos.

I have high functioning autism as well. This is like my typical life as well. "COME ON!!!! YOU MORONS!!! IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!!"

Osaka me too I have high ADHD and Austim And i find this funny

when will my suffering end somebody please end it ADHD and autism? Psssh, bullshit, that’s like saying positive is negative.

He himself actually said it is possible.

Like Gabby Petito

In a sense, I feel it too. Remember the balloon boy whose dad had to pay some huge sum because the search cost so much? Who pays that sum when the search is for obviously dead people just so maybe there can be more specifics on how they died?

@@Mutantcy1992 balloon boy didn't die though, he was in the attic hiding

He is a human calculator who merely expressed the probability of being alive, before.. You've to look beyond the numbers, after all - "@@jygb7092".

our president is already autistic

No, our president isn't autistic. Autistic people think logically. Our president just says whatever he thinks at any given moment. There is nothing logical about him.

The Western World in general is in dire need of less emotion, more rationality.

+Tierchenmeister just cause a bunch of people cry like bitches doesn't mean we need less emotion. emotion needs to be directed properly there is nothing to rationalize.

Logical thinking is needed as opposed to emotive thinking. Emotions should flow from reason.

Beautifully said. I agree with you completely but have never been able to say this as well as you did.

redacted because it's been three years and i'm still getting angry comments from bigots about once per day

redacted because it's been three years and i'm still getting angry comments from bigots about once per day

I know right? He was he only realistic person in this video! Guy One: Yeah, we still think they might be alive. Micheal: Frick no they dead, it’s freezing.

Adog312 But you don’t speak for all autistic people, right? I’m bi as flip but gay jokes, the good ones at least, have me on the floor!

SirAndacar Well, if you can't laugh about your problems, you cry about them! And that's just miserable!

most autism "advocates" that i've come across in my short life as an aspie are closet eugenicists.

i find it very offensive when these so called advocates would strip an entire group of people from enjoying comedy that they can relate to.

The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it. Power is what all messiahs really seek: not the chance to serve. This is true even of the pious brethren who carry the gospel to foreign parts.- HL Mencken

You mean they THOUGHT they were autism advocates. What this is basically showing is that Autistic people tend to be the only ones who have a clue the vast majority of times and are hoping and getting frustrated as to why nobody is catching up. Autism Speaks is the only organisation that advocates for Autism that actually understands the full potential of people who have Autism.

Tact is overrated.

Tacts don't care about your feelings.

Tact is for disingenuous worms. Honestly, bluntness is actually the norm in many countries in eastern and northern Europe. The English-speaking world just assumes its way is the norm, it isn't.

@@thereisnosanctuary6184 I love your pun and appreciate you greatly

i am autistic! this is totally accurate. i got in trouble once for, when somebody said that their snake died of a respiratory infection, they said there is nothing they can do about it. i said no, the infection usually is harmless if they are taken to a vet and there has to be something wrong such as too much humidity for them to develop it. you killed the snake. i dont understand why i cant be honest. people call it tact but i call it lying. one time i accidentally crushed a baby reptile's head, and my mum said stuff like "you didn't kill her!" when i was crying, but that is untrue. i dont understand why lying to someone makes them feel better, and why if you lie about some things its bad and other things its good! people make no god damn sense! another time someone got angry at me for saying cats are an invasive species, another time someone got angry at me for calling a bulldog an inbred and saying it is snuffling, which it was.

Correction: THE WORLD needs a playlist with all Michael Falk videos. Also: more Michael Falk videos.

Would you also like to stack them?

@@KingoftheJuice18 I LIKE TO STACK.

Yes.

@throng youre awesome

HisRoyalCarlness yeah but imagine if it’s your family he is reporting on. I know it’s fake and I’ve been laughing at all the comments but just imagine for a second that he is talking like that about your dead little sister or something. I know he can’t help it, but there’s obviously a reason we don’t have autistic people reporting news, because sometimes it’s not the best idea to get straight to the point.

At least he wouldn't be bullshitting me about her. "Your sister was kidnapped by a cannibal. She is most likely eaten by now." Well, at least he's giving it to me straight.

@@justinmebes476 Oh fuck off, dude. He's NOT reporting on your family BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING JOKE. You moron!

That's the joke LOL

@@christobanistan8887 he said *Imagine* if this was real and how fucked up that would be, your getting worked up over nothing😐

He does

Especially as an autistic dude I love these videos.

@@Wojjjie where is it?

@@aurumskies6367 Here on the Onion channel on RU-vid.

@@Wojjjie The series should be longer, go on until the guy is frozen or something.

21 degrees is nice

"Celsius people" or more commonly known as the entire planet minus the US

Yeah, the US just wants to be different so they stick to the stupid imperial system.

randomcat And that’s exactly the kind of comment that people write with their not a member of the greatest nation in the world USA USA USA USA USA USA 🇺🇸

@@afterlife697 they're* Another genius American who only reads / writes one language and can't even get that right 🙄😂

Helicopter

@@definitelynotwalter HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER 🎶🎶

relatable

he learned how great your wheelchair driving skills are

🤣 Your son is hilarious

They are, when they are autistic. Helicopter.

*H E L I C O P T E R*

A CH-146 griffon helicopter

Its not honesty

That's just being tired of people's denial and lies about how much they care us autistic people don't want to go through all the pointless bs like pretending to only want one of something or laws regarding the use of explosives in a residential area, what I'm trying to say is helicopter

H E L I C O P T E R

I think he might actually be autistic and it's probably his joke too he's probably exaggerating it a bit, but he understands what to exaggerate and how to exaggerate it

Now I just feel dumb lmfao I just googled him and he's not even autistic lol

@@PTMG He did a good job and fooled you. Don't feel bad about feeling stupid, feeling stupid is generally associated with having an insight or learnings something new.

@@57thorns wow that escalated quickly. but yes

@@57thorns everyone's an idiot. that means you don't know something. no one knows everything so everyone is an idiot, impossible not to be.

LMAOOO

More like, people remember this, find it relevant, and rewatch it and share it. The mystical algorithm is just recommending something that is already getting increased watch time

@@rocbolt ☝️🤓 ACTUALLY!!!!

@@rocboltbased comment

@@BigMacOrangeactually, you people are the reason everything online sucks because you think the algorithm is some amorphous entity

clearly!

@@lowercasesolar9019 I have autism and I talk like Falk (most of the time).

@@zad_rasera i feel very guilty for reading this comment in michael falk's voice

@@zad_rasera helicopter?

@@zad_rasera who cares

@@zad_rasera nice

Also I have autism and I love how they’re making fun of us because I can actually relate to the humor.

Damn, well put. I didn't even think about it like that. Like, both parties know that it's highly unlikely that the hikers are alive. It's just that one side is in denial, while the other is way too blunt.

That is very un-woke of you.

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Wait there’s more?!

Same here. Yes, there are maybe five or six more. One bit in prison, one at a funeral, one of a train accident, and I can't remember if there were more. I think there was at least one more.

Nah. Half the humor is in the comments.

@@melissamiller2696 comments can be included in the movie. Don't worry.

smurfyday They’re dead. Dead.

thelessimportantAJ michel no they found a dimensional door and went to the land of lardia

@@carolynmmitchell2240 They found a door that took them to some made-up place called 'The Middle East'. How can something be eastern, but still in the middle? Exactly. It was all a cover for 9/11.

6 years later*

they're obviously dead.

Pfft. Is news really news if it isn't the truth?

I have it and I can admit we can be a bit blunt at times. We’re not robots or anything, we just don’t understand how other people view what we say. I found that part to be hella funny because I could relate a lot.

its fitting because the hikers would also be hard and cold

Helicopter.

I am sorry to say but you must be going through an identity crisis, because that’s not a CH-146 Griffon helicopter

@@-Cheif I am one confused helicopter, then. :(

Griffon Peter Griffin.

As a Boeing AH-64 Apache helicopter, i get sad when people call me a attack helicopter, i dont attack unless attacked upon, im actually very friendly but people think i will attack them because of my huge M230 autocannon

Next time buy a keyboard with a working space bar lol

@@drabberfrog uhh he spelt it like that to signify that he's talking fast

scene*...

seen*...

That must have been quite a scene he done seen, der, ferschur

They're so dead too!!!!!!!

That was my first thought about five hours into the search lmao "they are dead"

Well said.

@@IrrelevantPlease Hikers dead, Search for bodies continue, Authorities too nice to let familes know their loved ones are dead and hope they eventually leave them alone.

MastaSmack lol.

@@MastaSmack Also: Helicopter!

Normal is boring.

I'm autistic and can confirm, we are indeed normal. Just not neurotypical.

"shhhh" *they are frozen*

@@zachrichard7039 This is probably the funniest part of the entire video lol. Oh my god! 😂😂😂

Masterclass in logical arguments 😂

@@JBB685 Yeah, pretty much lol! 😂😂😂

Oh my god please stop using emojis d

@Angel Cat huh?

Jail, this one, train, the one where they take a jab at the us army and funeral are the ones i have seen so we had Atleast fiveclips

There's 6 clips with, as far as I know.