Sebastian Maniscalco - AIRPORT CHECK-IN (Aren’t You Embarrassed?) 

I was going through breast cancer.......he kept me laughing through my treatment......today cancer free

What really makes him special is the physicality he puts into his performances.

Guy sneaks in a workout every set

The guy behind me weighs 500 pounds! Are you prepared for this kind of weight?!? LOLOOLOLOL!!!!

1:57 "the guy behind me is 500lbs that doesn't matter" one of my favorite lines in all of comedy, still remember the first time I heard this line and I could not stop laughing!!!😂

"my SOCK is gonna take the plane into the Pacific...." ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“I’m takin out a boot, a sock. toothpaste. is this two pounds?” Comedy gold

Everything he saids is 100 percent the truth.

"The guy behind me is 500 pounds but my sock's going to take the plane into the Pacific"

I’ve been to the airport in Beirut, Lebanon...he ain’t lyin about the security 😂

I love how he cocks the machine gun like it's a shotgun. He's hilarious.

Easily one of his best bits all-time. Hysterical.

😂😂😂 he’s fit because he works out throughout his entire set. Love him

Sebastian really perfected his craft 🔥. Gotta see him live after this pandemic

This guy is a real life marionette...I keep looking for the strings. His body movements are EFFORTLESS. 👏👏👏

3:06 As soon as he said TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOP he turned into Kramer 😆

Always act shocked that your bag is overweight at the airport

When he said that it’s a scam, he nailed it!

4:07 His delivery is priceless. That empty look and the accent kills me every time

I just found this guy 2 days ago and omg. I love this. His delivery and bits are just incredible.

I nearly pissed myself 😂😂 at the machete for a toenail. 😂🤣. I haven't laughed out loud that hard in a long time. I scared my cat off of my lap.

I wonder if Sebastian was a dancer. He moves like a dancer but he is a world class comedian! Sebastian, dude, you are therapy!

This exact bit is when Sebastian became my favorite comedian. I was in the military for seven years, and I've been to more airports than I can remember. And it is so true how other countries have their military guarding the airports, in neat, pressed uniforms. But when Sebastian says, "Have you seen our first line of defense?...Take out your...." Lol!!! That exact guy IS the first line of defense at all U.S. airports. This bit is amazing...actually this whole special is amazing. Oh and the Pete and Sebastian show podcast is also fantastic. Pete's witty as hell man. Hearing Pete make Sebastian laugh for an hour every week, one of the greatest comedians of our time laugh out loud, is worth the price of admission.

This Guy is crazy!!!! I'm up in texas at 4am laughing so loud the neighbors dog is barking at me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

My daughter was traveling to Europe. They said her bag was too heavy. She opened it & started putting on more clothes!! They let her go thru.

I always put an incremental set of dumbbells in my suitcase so that I can take out the perfect amount of weight when I check in.

“...like he could cut...PROVOLONE” 😂😂😂

“My sock is gonna take the plane into the pacific, but you’re prepared for *this* kind of weight?!” Lmaoo it’s too good

So far, 18 TSA agents have disliked the video LMAO

The first time seeing him on tv had me cracking up. Seen him live 3 times now.

I nearly passed out laughing when he screamed “TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOPS!!”

Your physical comedy is incredible, man.

“ put it on the carry on” “ its still on the plane” good ass point lmfao

"Idk what 2 pounds is" 🤣 🤣 🤣

Sebastian: "Machine Gun!" Also Sebastian: Makes the Gesture of a shotgun.

I could watch this guy all day .. and I am late for work 🙂

TSA means "throw shit away" - I am so glad I don't have to fly for work, and can't really afford to go anywhere for fun that requires flying 😂 not that you can go anywhere now anyway, or if you go, you can't get home!

Your body motions during your skits are EVERYTHING!!🤣🤣😍🥰🤩

Literally get a stomach ache laughing! I can totally see him in the clubs in the 80s all tan and cologned!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When he put his hands behind his back after talking about security in the rest of the world was so spot on.

Omg I'm dying, this guy and his toenails🤣😂so glad I discovered you a few months ago. I'm a French gal living in Ireland so took me a while to know about you. But love love your style, clean and hilarious, I wish your TV show will become a reality and will be available internationally

I literally spat out my water when he said "take out your laptop!!!!" Oh my god that was funny

There’s nobody better in comedy these days.

0:27 brilliant. thats the kind of funny that makes your ribs hurt and you don’t even know why

This actually happened to my husband at Midway in Chicago. My son and I had already passed through and we look back and my husband is pulling stuff out of his bag, it's flying everywhere! We were laughing so hard THEN we hear this bit by Sebastian and I literally lost it. So hilarious!

TSA people: he’s joking, okay? Don’t take it personally.

I knew a guy that you couldn't tell the difference between him or his dog when he walk on tile floors. His toe nails were so long.

I just discovered this guy recently, and I gotta say, I'm grabbing tix for his shows once this virus chills out. 😂😂🤣

A thin slice of provoloneyyyy!!! 👌😂😂😂

Still one of my favorite skit of all times. Anyone who traveled by plane can relate. From the jubilating attendant when your luggage is too heavy and your need to pay extra $$ or your extra boot is going to take the plane down.

That soft realese....😂

saw him live in Vegas and was dying at every joke, he plays at the Whynn often, everyone should go.

He's sooo right tho!!! Lol 😅😅 it's still going on the plane like what's it matter?? 😅😅

"Have you seen our first line of defense? Take out your laptop!!!" Oh my goodness 🤣!!!

These days laughter is only a walk away into the "normal world".

The way he did the gun gesture got me 🤣

OMG this man and his brilliantly candid and hilarious comedy has literally been one of the very few things that has helped me maintain my sanity through this crazy time! So very grateful for him!

It's all going on the plane. 😃😄😁😄

0:23 😂😂😂😂😂 "You tell your wife we're never gonna make it "It's okay it's okay!" "OKAY OKAY HUH"

i don't have any money or reason to fly anywhere but i imagine this to be how it is and very funny

LMAO! "It's still going on the plane....what does it matter if it's on top or underneath!"

This man tells stories that are REAL AND HILARIOUS..I HATE TAKING MY SHOES OFF LOL

The first guy they send out part is so perfect. Having flown out of O’Hare several times can confirm I know exactly who he’s talking about

🤣So freakin funny, but pissed-off that you’re absolutely right about the straight, out blunt airline scams! 😡

You are an absolute gem! How could we go thru 2020 without these Truths!?! Bwuahahahaha!!

😂🤣🤦🏾‍♂️ he is a fool so hilarious and it's so true. What is two pounds anybody know what two pounds is 😂

One of my FAVORITE clips. I cry laughing EVERY time!! 😂🤣😂🤣

I can relate to how he feels in the airports because I feel the same way. It’s all a scam. And I hate it but I enjoy when I get to my destination. Everything else in between is just mentally taxing.

The machine gun with the shotgun cocking And you know when they throw your liquids that have more than the rule amount TSA is taking that home

His little moves that accentuate what he's saying make it 100 times funnier. Like when he says, "machine guns" and does that little "reloading" gesture. He's funny, but also a great physical comedian

My wife and I go back and forth with your comedic lines! Its HILARIOUS!! "Take out your laptops!!!" LOL

TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOP!!! I die everytime 😭😂

there was a time when i wouldnt let anyone in my house without clockwork oranging them into watching this and i was right to do so it KILLS ME

This might be my favorite skit from Sebastian 😂😂😂 “idk what two pounds is” 🤣

Everything in this standup true..The accent, vocal inflection, and his sound effects drive it home..😂😂

The thing about removing 2 pounds from your suitcase is so true. I’ve seen it at least once per trip

We discovered you recently. We just love you man.

Love this bit. So freaking true! The suitcase weight limit is a joke! And when he talks about first line of defense??? Omg!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so freaking true!

Wow. It feels like it was ages ago!! Thanks for this reminder!!

"Take out your laptop!" Heard that way too many times. LMFAO

3:36 can we leave people’s shoes on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hilarious as always, Sebastian... Thanks for giving us a reason to laugh out loud...

"OHHHHHHHHH, I'm sorry! Your bag is 2 pounds over..." got me on the floor. so did my sock is going to bring us into the pacific

OMG, I SO LOVE Sebastian.........he is so honest and laugh-out-loud hysterical, love, maureen

Cant wait for some new content😂😂😂💯💯

HYSTERICAL!! I love this guy!!!

"Just a thin slice of provolone"....I almost fell out of my chair. Feet and toes are disgusting and his mannerisms are so spot on hilarious!!!

I love this guy! 👍🤗💖. Always makes me smile! When I'm depressed...I can always count on him or FLUFFY to cheer me up! Thank you! 😊🤗💋💖

The way he extricates his legs from the tangled mic cable at 3:21 and makes it part of the routine is priceless.

I've never heard of this guy until a friend posted this exact video on Facebook. Being hooked with him ever since 😂😂😂

Hilarious. I love the description of the airport check in and guards. The mannerisms are classic. Provolone slices with the toe nail were magic

io sono morta dal ridere drop dead per terra quando ha parlato dell'unghia e del provolone o dio...ti amoooo

He is literally the funniest human alive! I’ve seen him live 4 times, Raleigh, Atlanta, Des Moines and Chicago. I’ve traveled thousands of miles and it was worth it! Check out “ bow and arrow”, just as hilarious 😂

If you’re from Chicago it’s hilarious because it’s so true. I’m cracking up. Thanks

I dont laugh easy, i always laugh out loud at this guy❤❤❤

sebastian is the best

The toenail thing and provolone gets me every time!!!

“Oooooooooooh I’m sorrryyyy” lmao

"Your liquids, your creams, your gels"... 😂😂

I don't know what 2 pound is😂😂