Sebastian Maniscalco - First Date Deal Breakers

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#SebastianManiscalco on first dates, hooking up etiquette, and marriage.
Sebastian Maniscalco stand up from the Just for Laughs Festival in 2011.
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@ClapsyPlapsy 6 лет назад

Sebastian Maniscalco inspired me to replace my ice cubes on a regular basis. Never used to do it ... but after hearing this routine, it has become a part of my everyday life.

@irishcountrygirl78 6 лет назад

ClapsyPlapsy LOL...

@susanvalkai6348 6 лет назад

Same

@MrHereWeGoYo 6 лет назад

lol Haven't looked at my ice trays the same since.

@Abrahamhamham 5 лет назад

Yeah, i do that too. I never use them, yet still do it every 3 days. It's like people who never get laid, yet still wash their privates.

@whatshername3158 5 лет назад

just use the plastic ice cube bags,you fill them up and then just rip the bag and then throw it out.i don't know,here french people we do that,but we're not the onlly ones,i'm guessing.

@WilliamBTCWallace 5 лет назад

"You know what's cute? The 2 year-old Japanese kid in a suit, eating with sticks." LOL

@tonia2483 4 года назад

Asking for the check!🤣

@ysmith494 4 года назад

😃😃😃

@tjoelle6635 4 года назад

YES! YES! YES! 😁

@gogirl8739 3 года назад

Agree!

@thelobsterjesus 3 года назад

Can verify. It's exactly like this and it's always cute.

@1Sodzo7 4 года назад

"want a lil' Diet Coke, apple juice, wine...whataya waaaaant???" LMAO!!!

@Johnfeehaniv 6 лет назад

Best whisperer ever. Ever.

@Ocean047 6 лет назад

Johnny Brasco agree 100%. I tried Whispering the same lines, and can't get over how much of an idiot I probably sound like.

@EejuVava 4 года назад

The sound reminds me of moaning than whispering...or rather moaning+whispering = moaspering.

@vmm5163 4 года назад

Jim Gaffigan whispers too

@pjw4684 4 года назад

Huh? What ? Can't hear U... 'Hot Pockets' (pianissimo)

@tarico4436 4 года назад

Cesar Milan is better. Tsst! Click thumbs up now. Tsst!

@tony_25or6to4 5 лет назад

If she's mopping up sauce with bread, she's a keeper.

@tommyd.743 5 лет назад

Absolutely. Back in the day if she leaned over to unlock your car door, THAT was a keeper.

@sarahl9201 4 года назад

Especially if the sauce is homemade...yum!!!

@robertloerwald3 4 года назад

That's what it's for.

@carlosgodoy1 4 года назад

Instant honeymoon right there: “we are going to the airport right now”

@eaglefat9398 4 года назад

@@sarahl9201 Ha...underrated

@luciusavenus8715 6 лет назад

Somebody write a mafia comedy n cast him. Sebastian really is brilliant.

@psychoticserenity6510 5 лет назад

@Lucius that's so racist and ignorant. There are other movie roles Italians can portray on-screen,you troglodyte

@HotRoute7 5 лет назад

Psychotic Serenity 😢😰😥

@FEARYOYOYO 5 лет назад

The Irishman.

@daviddedominici1705 5 лет назад

Racist

@michelevitarelli 5 лет назад

He played an Italian in the movie green book.

@richieodonnell2712 6 лет назад

His mannerisms are the best in the business lmao i love this dude

@disasterdinosaur2925 5 лет назад

Exactly! He could make any boring uninteresting story a spectacle for all to see and enjoy. Seriously you miss half the show if you are only listening

@paulpitt52 4 года назад

Definitely a visual show. I can imagine if anyone was listening to a comedy album he made, they’d be wondering about the long laughter in the middle of the stories. He no doubt would be doing something physical.

@switchunboxing 4 года назад

Richie O'Donnell pro

@BillAnt 3 года назад

Typical Italian, great comic for sure.

@lindachancio6819 2 года назад

Dito ditto

@Carelmartyn 4 года назад

That facial expression + accent + movements = winner 😂

@BarbieCatt 4 года назад

He's teaching America to have manners and class.

@giazadora7030 4 года назад

Ye..and we do that in the south, too.

@noneyabusiness6957 4 года назад

jriden I have a buddy down Louisiana he was telling me that....He said they love to act so nice to your face then trash you behind your back...He said he’d rather be back in Massachusetts where they’ll tell you they don’t like you to your face.

@noneyabusiness6957 4 года назад

jriden I don’t mind Trump supporters or churches on every corner.....But I don’t like fake people either I’d rather have someone call me a asshole to my face if that’s what they think of me....But there are fake people everywhere you go

@stevee7774 4 года назад

jriden - Move the fuck back up to yankeeville if you don’t like it down south you piece of judgmental shit. How’s that for southern hospitality.

@WiseCheese587 4 года назад

that happens in every continent but Antartica. Astronauts are talking shit in the f**king international space station

@187nellybelly 5 лет назад

What is this Johnny Walker and Mixed Vegetables?! 😂 😂 😂

@Allenda100 5 лет назад

187nellybelly you did not!😂

@Hausjunky 4 года назад

🤣😂

@noblevictory2200 4 года назад

A classic

@CelticsDraftee 4 года назад

CHANGE OUT YER CUBES!

@escarlit 4 года назад

soooo good

@diedunkleseite4450 4 года назад

"You get married and a couple kids...that shit isn't funny anymore!"😂😂😂😂

@-blythe2986 5 лет назад

His whispering kills me! 😂😂

@legends311651 4 года назад

His mannerisms and the way he delivers his jokes are spot on. The first time I saw him on Netflix, I was hooked. Funny guy never fails to make me laugh

@birdieth 4 года назад

I love him and I'm Mexican!

@mylovesongs2429 3 года назад

@@birdieth so why tell us you are mexican? What's that got to do with the price of eggs in China?

@joec361 Год назад

@@birdieth I love him and I'm Korean

@LStuartY 4 года назад

You got Orangina? Yeah, I got it. Sit down

@djordan22 6 лет назад

When he tosses the drink. Holy shit, his mannerisms are phenomenal.

@chaosapiant 4 года назад

"CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!!!"

@lmj7638 4 года назад

chaos apiant his little smirk right after that is EVERYTHING;)

@ryancaldeira3696 4 года назад

You look like Thanos

@joanies6778 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂 "Every 3 days I'm breaking ice at my house fresh!" 😂😂😂😂😂

@dudedysseus 4 года назад

"TAKE IT OUT OF THE BAG!!!"

@conniemink672 6 лет назад

CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!! lost it😂😂😂😂😂omg

@nancyann1014 7 месяцев назад

He is my go-to healer for depression. Love him. ❤❤❤❤

@stevied9082 6 лет назад

This dude is sooo funny with his delivery & presentation 😁

@NYPATRIOTBX 8 лет назад

You want some orangina? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rajithmaligaspe 7 лет назад

Yeahhhhh... I got iiiiiiiiiiiit.

@NYPATRIOTBX 7 лет назад

***** lmaooo

@cfresh44 7 лет назад

NYPATRIOT sanka??????

@jd1ify 6 лет назад

You have orangina 😲

@amethyst0285 6 лет назад

NYPATRIOT We heard him.

@tomassoejakto 4 года назад

Every time he 'almost smiles' at his own jokes, but then got back into it again. Love his energy and timing 👍

@SlaymanSFX 8 лет назад

"Johnnie Walker& Mixed vegetables?" LOL Line Gets to me every time! He is one of the best.

@samsmilne 7 лет назад

Stacey Layman CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!!!! 😂😂😂

@Teernin 5 лет назад

Something about "Whataya waaaant" just KILLS me

@dinamule1119 4 года назад

Typical guido nyc Italian talk. "Cmere", "oh maddone", "come for cawfee", "vaf****l".

@SergiuSalcau00 6 лет назад

when he whispers... that's so funny :)))))))))))

@swansmeister 5 лет назад

Idk, think it's kinda creepy 😅

@mhks68 5 лет назад

It gets old reeeeeeal fast.

@karatefightfitnessdrills5430 4 года назад

This guy is just soo hilarious and he don't even cuss like most comedians are. He's a new breed of comedy. 😁😁

@David-vf7if 2 года назад

He’s funny but don’t be the typical person who has to comment on curse words. Who gives a shit if he swears or not.

@running4kabob 2 года назад

@@David-vf7if plus he does swear at 3:52, so there's that

@DrunkenSlob 2 года назад

@@David-vf7if I know I see hundreds of these on every video. Bunch of prudes who are fans for all the wrong reasons. He’s good because he’s talented at what he does but there’s many different ways to be funny

@michaelanthony4750 4 года назад

He's not going to find a lot of Italians not mopping up sauce.

@alamc200 4 года назад

Well, his wife is not Italian.

@daletwin1 4 года назад

@@alamc200 you made his point.

@conroecurio5145 4 года назад

I'm not Italian and I've mopped up sauce ( if it's real good lol) la scarapetta

@TV-ob1if 4 года назад

daletwin1 actually he made her point.

@daletwin1 4 года назад

@@TV-ob1if Naomi made Michael's point when she said his wife is not Italian. Exactly. That was my point. Michael said he wouldn't find too many Italian women that do not mop up sauce. Evidently, he didn't.

@upthedown1 4 года назад

Love it that he always looks dapper. Never goes on looking like he's going to a baseball game.

@quentin3330 6 лет назад

His mannerisms are awesome.

@1Sodzo7 4 года назад

"..you know what's cute!? The 2 year old Japanese kid wearing a suit, eating with sticks!"

@sbaran6933 5 лет назад

"I' ve got orangina, nobody's have orangina " 🤣🤣🤣

@pesarirooni62 6 лет назад

mopping an Italian dish is THE best part of Italian food :)

@patrickmcshane7658 6 лет назад

pesarirooni62 yup

@genericusername1365 5 лет назад

Scarpetta!

@shevetlevi2821 5 лет назад

It's so easy being a guy. So little is expected of us. Mopping up is required of us!

@mathieushifera9555 5 лет назад

@RedRose7997 In France we do that too

@michaeljordan6008 4 года назад

Nobody wants to see that shit on a first date.

@ShakespeareCafe 8 лет назад

Water? I'll get that out of the hose...

@evedansdaughter 4 года назад

ShakespeareCafe out of the hoes 😂😂😂😂

@FNJ720 4 года назад

Ikr! Water? Is that all you got? Everyone has water!🤷🏽‍♀️ Give me something with a little pizazz for crying out loud!🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

@djbneozen 6 лет назад

I just saw him in KC. In Nov 2017. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen and I'm early 40's now and grew up in NY. So I have seen a lot. This guy is amazingly talented.

@michaelkenyeres6771 6 лет назад

I actually got to see him preform at the Fallsview Casino in Niagara Falls! He was amazing! I went with my parents on their 26th Anniversary! Great Show! Expensive, but it was worth it! Like Fifth Harmony! LMFAO!

@donaldwilson3579 5 лет назад

Maybe you just have a bad sense of humor

@Howiesgirl 2 года назад

Every time I watch a Sebastian video, not only do I laugh my ass off, but I get great memories of my late husband. Even though he was only half Italian, he came off as 100%. He was so in love with the Italian culture from his mom's side. When he'd say he was half Italian & someone would ask "Which half?", meaning what side of his family, he'd always reply "The good half, obviously". When we were first dating & I asked him that question, he said "The sexy half, Baby". I know that in today's world a line like that wouldn't fly, but 31 years ago, it worked like a charm & I couldn't wait to check out his "Italian half", lol. God I miss him- he passed away a little over a year ago. That's why I love watching Sebastian. He reminds me of happy times. Even when he's complaining about "What's wrong with people?".

@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY 4 года назад

*“Yea I got it sit down” 😭☠️😂*

@mattp1914 6 лет назад

He’s so relatable to me lol didn't realize just how Italian I grew up because of my dad. Hilarious n underrated!

@randomsht196 6 лет назад

Matt P he aint underrated. Hes the bestpaid comic in the business and has been for a.while now.

@TheDellaniOakes 6 лет назад

I love Sebastian! His delivery is perfect and I love the physicality of his routine.

@Calbenmike 7 лет назад

Whaddya waaaaaaant?? LOL

@bodeguero1 8 лет назад

this is the ONLY guy that makes me lol.

@donaldwilson3579 5 лет назад

Louis CK, Bill Burr, Chris D’elia

@yenh1144 4 года назад

You know to me he makes me lmao

@alisterfolson 6 лет назад

*About to Google Orangina*

@disasterdinosaur2925 5 лет назад

Orangina (French pronunciation: [ɔʁɑ̃ʒina]) is a lightly carbonated beverage made from carbonated water, 12% citrus juice (10% from concentrated orange, 2% from a combination of concentrated lemon, concentrated mandarin, and concentrated grapefruit juices), as well as 2% orange pulp.[1][2] Orangina is sweetened with sugar or high fructose corn syrup (glucose fructose) and natural flavors are added

@bdub1863 4 года назад

You simply gotta shake it

@bdub1863 4 года назад

Dapman XL Like watered down Tang with a hint of cat piss..... 🤣

@atlasshrugged2u 4 года назад

LOL!

@voraciouschild9226 4 года назад

@@bdub1863 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@brendaaouraj7711 6 лет назад

OMG!!! He is soooo funny and to top it off very personable very humbled guy I saw him in Boston and I was crying from laughing so much and the faces he makes to go along with everything , I personally love him❤❤❤❤

@kandoo1316 Год назад

I'm from the Andrew "Dice" Clay era and sometimes I can hear the similarities in Sebastians joke deliveries. I had so many Italian friends in high school and when I went to their houses it would be exactly like he describes it....Hilarious. Thanks Sebastian for making us laugh in these difficult times.

@obihieleuchendu8243 5 лет назад

1:23 What do you want?!! 4:22 I hate you!!! One of the best funny lines..still gives me chills especially the way and manner he said those words

@parispoet 2 года назад

Brilliant!!! I was dying when he said "I hate you!" Oh my goodness he is hilarious!! Everything he says is TRUE!!! Love how he isn't politically correct!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@obihieleuchendu8243 2 года назад

@@parispoet True

@lorinicholas4012 4 года назад

His facial expressions alone just kill me! He is the funniest comedian I've EVER seen and really great live!!!

@mridulpaudel629 7 лет назад

"Johnny Walker and mixed vegetables"

@johnq.public8518 7 лет назад

Mridul Paudel 😂😂😂😂

@DusterBuglas 5 лет назад

CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!

@reganwolf4405 4 года назад

😅🤣🤭

@parr40 6 лет назад

Stand up is top level....hilarious material!!!

@PAWNB3YOND 5 лет назад

Took my new GF to see Maniscalco...when we left she was pregnant...wtf happened

@vGREENARROWv 4 года назад

Prem's Writing .. don’t think it’s yours buddy

@conroecurio5145 4 года назад

I know right..lol

@SonnyGTA 4 года назад

Prem's Writing its that fucking Orangina!!! It’s potent stuff!!

@mylovesongs2429 3 года назад

She got a ciabatta bun in the oven! (Rimshot!)

@richiejohnson 4 года назад

He's so squeaky clean and smart as hell

@DBLOCKJERSEY 4 года назад

You might wanna wait til we fall in love until you start mopping sauce- haha the arm flail hilarious 🤣

@lilorbielilorbie2496 5 лет назад

In the South we don,t call it a sponge jab, we call it soppin.

@lilorbielilorbie2496 5 лет назад

Greased Lightning i may live in the South , but i still have all of my teeth. but i do know some people who only have one. they polish it then go to wal-mart.

@juanvaldez5422 4 года назад

Phil McCrevice yup

@maryellenbeale2188 Год назад

This guy hits it out of the park EVERY TIME!!

@crazy4doxies440 5 лет назад

Sebastian is my soul mate in his ‘quirks’. I have every one of his and then some. I love listening to him. It’s like validation that I’m not the only one with ocd quirks. The ice cubes.....lol! My husband calls me a germ-a-phobe when I ask him to re-wash his hands after handing raw chicken.

@MerkhVision 2 года назад

You’re not a germaphobe for wanting someone to wash their hands after handling RAW chicken, you’re just SANE and don’t want fuckin salmonella! Lol

@caity9244 Год назад

@@MerkhVision She didn't say wash. She said RE-wash.

@lilysgram5886 11 месяцев назад

Who touches raw chicken? I wear disposable gloves. ☺️

@joyal77 5 лет назад

Orangina??🍊😭😂 He’s so neurotic I love it! The feet! Deal breaker for me! The feet and the teeth! I’m a girl by the way. Boy watch your feet and teeth! Clean up! Crooked toes have no chance 😂

@MrBiggysmalls87 4 года назад

1:43 I’m actually crying damn this guy is funny

@djstef457 4 года назад

He's seriously one of the best out there, should see him more

@Tchild2 Год назад

The greatest bit in comedy history. My face is aching from laughing!

@Marie-tf8ug 4 года назад

Every good Italian mops up their sauce. Im surprised this wasn’t a turn on for him

@yyyousefff 6 лет назад

Love this guys gestures

@ElainePuma Год назад

Filling the ice cube tray - universally hilarious

@tbaginu7293 9 лет назад

Funniest fucker ALIVE.......

@RantTherapist 8 лет назад

+T-bagin U I wish he had more content out there. He doesn't have nearly enough compared to other comedians. Guess quality comes in lower doses.

@tbaginu7293 8 лет назад

He is so fucking underrated... 3 dvd's now and still people say "Who's Sebastian" He deserves so much more!!!

@chadwickpalmatier 8 лет назад

i totally agree brother....hes sooo still under the radar, and he truly is funny as f*ck....his delivery is s i c k, lmao.....

@jamesbeaet5135 8 лет назад

+T-bagin U He sold out 6 nights at the Beacon Theatre this coming May in NYC. He's under the radar, but has a HUGE following.

@jdm9700 8 лет назад

+T-bagin U I agree; along with John Caparulo.

@AlphaMaryDelta 4 года назад

"I'll get that outta the hose" 😂😂

@kevc8786 6 лет назад

My father does that during the holidays lmfao!

@markketello5757 5 лет назад

59 years old, lived through Pryor, Carlin, Kinison, Manascalco makes me laugh like none of them could. I watch these RU-vid clips and laugh as hard the fifth time as I did the first...guy has a gift for comedy!!

@joelharwell4782 6 лет назад

This guy is funny as hell.

@birdieth 4 года назад

I love this guy. The way he physically acts while describing a story, kills me! I'm Mexican American, grew up around Italians do I can relate to his dressing nicely, never any man of mine wearing flip flops! He's old school like I am even though he's young. I live that!! He's been in a movie already with Robert De Niro. Great in such a short part. It was the Irishman. Love him. He's helping me with the depression I'm going through with the covid-19. God bless you!!

@sara35ish 4 года назад

Love this guy. He is so funny. He is really cheering me up during this quarantine

@JCL51475 4 года назад

Omg this guy. I was listening while I was on the road, laughed so hard I nearly swerved off the road. 😂 I would love to see him live

@sleeper_3.090 4 года назад

What a wonderful medley of physical comedy sprinkled into these stories lmao

@joanies6778 4 года назад

That voice when he whispers... omg. Cracks me up!

@johnnybravo1196 5 лет назад

The most underrated in the game!!!

@geenal360 4 года назад

That ice cube bit was Hysterical-!

@parispoet 2 года назад

Brushing the teeth!!! 🤣🤣I LOVE when he whispers! Addicted to his Italian accent!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

@MsLewcee 4 года назад

That whisper talk, yassssssss! He's so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍

@virginiahines3336 5 лет назад

OMG I love this guy, I've never laughed so hard. Best comedian ever

@psw4763 5 лет назад

Love this guy I could watch him for hours with his stories

@CeeGee5849 4 года назад

Sooo funny! So much needed.

@maxc.1478 2 года назад

Freakin love this guy

@loubock3238 5 лет назад

Love him, have seen him live 3 times and he is FABULOUS! A great entertainer!!

@shirlaanacoleman5644 4 года назад

God! I would love to see him live. Love him!

@jenniecosio3654 4 года назад

Thank you for sharing your gift with us

@seekeroftruth101 3 года назад

"I haaaaate yoouuuuuu," had me dying. He's so friggin' funny!!!

@barbaradolby2929 7 лет назад

I love this guy❤️❤️❤️

@1minutetomastery881 6 лет назад

Love this guy

@florencekippenberger2261 2 месяца назад

This is the best comedian I have ever seen. I watch him over and over.

@BigBoss-zi5ss 6 месяцев назад

" I'll get that outta the hose" ( salutes goodbye) Lol that always gets me

@yourservice1961 4 года назад

I love this man!

@t1910j 5 лет назад

I just discovered this comedian today and he is hilarious 😂 😂 I’m a fan 🙌🏽

@miles2057 5 лет назад

Sebastian is the funniest dude!! Had me in stitches and I've seen this numerous times.

@dofufu 4 года назад

I hhhhhaaattteeee uuuuu🤣

@zmcfadgen 4 года назад

I think he might be my new favorite comedian! He's hilarious!!!😂

@lindapollot388 5 лет назад

I absolutely love this guy and never heard of him till I saw he was doing MTV Monday night so I looked him up. So funny this guy. Love him. Nobody here in Alabama has heard of him but they will now. 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖