Sebastian Maniscalco - Vegas Pools (Aren't You Embarrassed?) 

"You're 42 and you didn't score a touchdown. What are you doing high-fiving people?" GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣

Basically Sebastian's entire act is about how people annoy us. It's so relatable 🔥😆

"my biggest problem, i cant mind my own business" i died 😂😂😂

For me it’s not just the jokes it’s the way he’s telling it and the way he is on stage love it

I lost it at “4 bandaids…” omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀

I was just at a vegas pool last weekend, and I saw a DAMN BAND AID!!! Make it stop!!! lol

This skit is spot on!!!! He is so right on everything! "I heard them before I saw them" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Always puts a smile on my face. Love this guy. 😆

I almost choked on my coffee at "Band-Aid Juice."

LMAO " Banaid Juice " HAHHAHAAAAAA

he is EXTREMELY funny but i think this might be one of his funniest bits!! amiright??

Hilarious delivery 🤣🤣

118 degrees n they’re reading a full blown book 😂😂😂😂😂

I crack up every time I see the skit because every single part of this video is me! My husband’s the one that will talk to friggin everybody and I’m like don’t even look at me! but every single part of this is my personality. This is why I love this guy.

The foot is a common metaphor in Sebastian's comedy. Especially men's feet. The foot with the bandaids, the foot with a hand on it, the foot with a bunion so large, the foot with a toenail so long you can slice provolone.

I just started watching Sebastian and I am addicted to him. Dude is my kind of people.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Awwww, when my grandparents past away, there were 40 yo aspirin , same age charcoal pills and band -aid from WWII era in their emergency kit

IDK if this guy is more of a story teller or a comedian but my lord he's funny

hahahahahahaha!!! ...the way he tells the stories and his mannerisms so amazingly funny. I cant even handle it !!!! He is the BEST

I literally almost laughed myself to death!!!! You really shouldn’t watch this alone, especially while he’s talking about 4 bandaids lol!!! 😆

I can relate to the number of bandaids that aren't necessary. When my parents died, I inherited a small chest of drawers which contained in the top two drawers, enough not only bandaids but adhesive tape, gauze, all sorts of things that came in all sorts of sizes, and could stock an ambulance where there were multiple injuries, lol. I should never have an emergency from now on which I am not prepared for :) (Bless you, parents, for making sure I am always ready)

Brilliant. Guy is awesome.

Brother, your timing is amazing! Always leaving us for more! GOAT!

The way he yells, so cringed out, has me in tears 🤣

Sebastian always makes me feel better about my own misanthropy 🤣

For whatever reason, a bandaid floating by is worse than a turd in the water lol

" I don't chit chat..." I feel the same way at the pool or on the beach. Keep your distance and don't talk to me!

He can run this as many times as he wants !!!! HE IS TOO DAMN FUNNY !!!! BANDAID JUICE !!!!😆😅🤣😂

Pool bandaids r the stuff of my nightmares....sick shit

I love this man!! So funny, Mr. Maniscalco!

Not band-aid juice 😂😂😂😂. I love this guy. I’m the same way at the pool.

Vegas pool time will never be the same for me!! I’m dying😂😂😂Band-aid juice!!!

His Navy Seal stuff is absolutely hilarious!

He truly is a brilliant physical comedian!😂

I'm crying trying to go to sleep right now!

Freaking hilarious 🤭😭

Hahahahaha Well one thing Sebastian is right about, at least when it comes to me. The bandage........ I have an unopened box of bandages for approximately 8 years.

I’m a magnet for those types too! Lol

Sebastian is educating Certain Psrts of Society basic Hygiene 101..., Well done😂

This guy is HILARIOUSSSS

Band Aid Juice 😝 oh hell no... lmfao

Sebastian you are simply brilliant!!! You are so hysterical and relatable! 🤣You say out loud what we all are thinking! 😂Love you and your theatrical humor! 😅❤

You're 42 years old, why are you high fiving? 😅

I swear, I am single-handedly keeping the bandaid industry afloat. I agree this should really be a once in a lifetime purchase, also since there are so many bandaids in one box, yet I go through so many boxes. I don’t know what my deal is, but I constantly get hurt. Cutting my finger while cutting vegetables, bump my knee into everything that sticks out, stub my toes, I am a clumsy mess. But one thing I do not do, is go into a pool when I have a bandaid on 🤢🤢. Even the idea of my own bandaid coming off and floating about, makes me want to hurl.

I absolutely love this guy. He is adorable and very funny.

Maaaa rouna!!! 😂😂😂😂 stunga moo ren kah 😂😂😂😂😂

“A fitted sheet…tucked in…” of course! 😅😊😂

I don't chit chat! Love it!!!💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

4:o9@m!! I cant watch this in the morning cause i might wake my family up. This never gets old. Classic. 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹

Love him❤️🤣

He speaks how I think. Lol

I love the Spot On Honesty and calls an ace an ace! Oorah Semper Fi Carry On!!!

His body moments to the jokes makes it that much better

I fucking LOVE Sebastian. I was just watching some of his old shit and it's so interesting to see how he's evolved and refined his act. He realized the physical aspect was a big part he could utilize and he leaned into the Italian accent as well. He seems healthy and looks like he's getting better with age. He's a great comedian and business study. I legit laugh out loud at him all the time!

Band-aid season. LMAO!

Sebastian is like my brother from another mother-I can totally relate to everything he’s about.

I can summarize my personality type as a mix between Sebastian and Matt Walsh and as a 42 year old woman I wouldn’t have it any other way.

The Bandaids thing sent me. Lawd have merci 🤣🤣

Bandaid juice!! Get it away from me! Get it away!!😂😂🤣

4 bandaids! It's time to go to a hospital lol

I cannot do bandaids in a pool!!! 🤣

"After 1 bandaid isn't that a hospital visit "

"we love the weather! we come once a year!" ha! ha! ha!

This part of the show is hilarious

Legendary 🎤

Love this routine, Sebastian bro!!! It's soooo true, I'm severely antisocial as well. I've seen the bandages at the pool as well!!! 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮Cheers from Palatine IL!

His whole routine is a workout. No wonder his body is so tight.

Never gets old. Classic! 😂

I'm _totally_ like this at a public pool! 😂😂😂

I love how his likes and dislikes are mine also!! I enjoy watching his videos. Would love to see him in person someday. 👍🏼

The way this dude talks is so damn funny 😂

He is the BEST!!!! Love him!!! 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤...

I love how you caption these! I already knew what it was just from that.

Halfway through the 1st page!!! 😂

Hysterical!!

118 Deg out and reading a damn book 😂

Everything he says is true that’s what’s so funny, He’s great 😂😂🥰🥰

Freakin love this guy. Southern boy but I think EXACTLY like him. LOL hilarious

His physical comedy is OFF THE CHART GOOD! Love him...now come to Victoria BC pleaseeeee!!!

I don’t know if that show is still on Netflix but it would have been a highlight of my live-performance experience to have been there! Funny A.F.!!

The band aid story reminds me of Caddyshack, when someone threw a Butterfinger in the pool , and the Jaws theme would play

True!!!!🤣

This reminds me of when we were on vacation and my dad got into the hottub and said "this feels so good on my open sores." He was kidding but the one other guy in there quietly got out and left lol.

I went to a work related retirement dinner once that was in a a very nice restaurant and someone found a band aide in their food. What a buzz kill that turned out to be.

"The High Five group." I dont care who they are or how many... l hate this group...

One of the all time best bits ever. Never gets old

I love this guy !! Having a bad day ?? Watch This guy & laugh till it hurts !

I just love this guy!

My friend, you are absolutely funny. I peed a little. Thank you for sharing your talent.

HA! HA! True story! Peace!

This guy takes the stereotypical Italian hand talking to its peak . Great entertainer

“If you wear band aids you should be disallowed in the pool. “ I think that’s reasonable. 😂

I'm so much like him lol

It’s so true one box of bandaids really should be a lifetime supply!

Bandaide juice. He’s such a control freak. Hahaha

I don't chit chat😂 me either!

My favorite comedian 🥰🥰😎

That subtle pause at 3:02, is fucking gold

Just got back from his show in the Miami area. Absolutely hilarious, it’s a worthwhile investment. I was laughing the whole time.

Omg that’s freaking funny. Great material all The time. 🇮🇹