Series 5, Episode 8 - 'Their Water's So Delicious'| Full Episode | Taskmaster

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In the series finale of series 5 of Taskmaster Bob Mortimer, Aisling Bea, Sally Phillips, Nish Kumar and Mark Watson attempt to get a coconut as far as possible without touching the ground, make a graph on the beach, and write a song for the lovely Rosalind.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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@ThurstonCyclist 4 года назад

I'm convinced that when Bob Mortimer starts a sentence, he has no idea how it's going to end.

@johneppstv 4 года назад

Oh gezz that's funny as hell ty.

@sophiaredwood5825 4 года назад

HAHAHA

@DrVagax 3 года назад

"Do we strike you?"

@MrPeapoo 3 года назад

Usually with piss and shit. Not a super funny dude tbh.

@bagelbaker411 3 года назад

It would explain how he's so good at lying on "Would I Lie to You?".

@DynamicAero 4 года назад

The juxtaposition of Mark and Nish's song, which I legitimately enjoy, with "Rosalind is a fucking nightmare" might be my favorite moment in all of Taskmaster history.

@irispostema 4 года назад

they did very confieniently not show Rosalind's face for that.

@StretchyPlays 4 года назад

Completely agree, as Nish and Mark kept going I was more and more impressed, and had full confidence there was no way the others could even come close. Then they sang "Rosalind is a fucking nightmare" and I lost it.

@jocomfiresin6982 4 года назад

As far as songs go I definitely liked Nish/marks song more but purely in comedy I'd say the second wins. But in my opinion... Was quite shit... I mean song wise... They are comedians so shit is the expected result when we ask them to be a singer. So it being funny was spot on. But yeah... Terrible song great joke. At least in my opinion. Nish and mark legit surprised me with a fun upbeat song.

@pileotires 4 года назад

If I had to choose a song about me, I would choose the nightmare

@jocomfiresin6982 4 года назад

@@pileotires honestly I've certainly heard worse songs with women's names in the title. "Hopefully you are a woman as I'm just basing that on Emily and I'll be honest... I can't say for certain a man doesn't have that name and Avi to small and may not even be you so not even gonna try to pull it up...

@sillytothejoe 3 года назад

Series 4 was a wholesome group of friends. Series 5 was a wholesome group of psychopaths who by the end felt like a family.

@tymonster183 3 года назад

5 and 7 are both so great because neither season has a grounding player, just 10 complete lunatics.

@FormlessDuck 3 года назад

Was just gonna say go watch 7 lmao. Same deal but the cast is more insane

@chayimweinstock443 3 года назад

I don’t know if I could’ve put it better myself

@LudaChez 3 года назад

I'm going in order and 5 has been my absolute favorite. Everyone has had a moment to shine. Sally surprised me because I really don't know any of the contestants any year so I read their Wikis and she does so much humanitarian work and it talks about her being a Christian, and half the show she's a psychopath. Like her hug with Alex was absolutely psycho funny.

@tymonster183 3 года назад

@@LudaChez Sally is maybe my favorite player ever. She's insane and I love it.

@avadakedalek 2 года назад

Rosalind is an enigma. Her favorite music is Mozart and her favorite movie is the Hangover I love it 😂

@justingreen2432 Год назад

@@natedole8276 haha what makes you think it's scripted? She dosnt know what questions they will ask, or are you saying even the contestants questions are scripted? I'm confused haha

@as3609 Год назад

@@justingreen2432 haha

@LordSesshaku 11 месяцев назад

To be fair. Mozart would've loved the Hangover too.

@yaroslavkurgansky6205 11 месяцев назад

Mozart was a famously crude person, so it checks out, the man wrote stuff like "Lick me in the arse nice and clean"

@martinmaguire-music6692 8 месяцев назад

@@justingreen2432 I guess what they mean is that Rosalind's playing a character, so she has these fictional personality traits she's learned, so she doesn't know what they'll ask but she has answers ready. Yeah it seems like a lot of trouble to go to for no real result. The great pianist Martha Argerich would most like to have dinner with da Vinci or Jesus, and her favourite food is spaghetti bolognese. Not sure if that's a relevant fact, but it interested me.

@samlee5549 4 года назад

The reveal of Alex Horne having been making Fish Puns throughout the entire series was amazing.

@graysonjones8887 4 года назад

I thought it was just his accent

@SarahHeartfrost1 4 года назад

I also thought he just forgot how to speak sometimes

@lizzieophelia 4 года назад

I guess that he did it just for the halibut.

@brycehoch2963 4 года назад

I heard a few of them, like he had bad herring and the porpus one but was not aware of his entire plan

@sfshinz 4 года назад

A porpoise isn't a fish.

@BryanWalkerAgentVSX 4 года назад

Nish immediately breaking his egg is the best way to end this series for him.

@TheImmortalPwnage 4 года назад

"Ok I'm going to be clever here and throw it from the base up through the hoop.... here we SHIT IVE THROWN IT AT THE METAL"

@shadoah 4 года назад

I laughed so hard i woke up the kids.

@joshhorrocks9367 4 года назад

Bryan Walker 39:47

@ashb7 4 года назад

"Aww, shit and piss"

@CyanSoCalico 4 года назад

*OH SHIT AND PISS*

@cecilebraillie4471 Год назад

Nish and Mark not getting 5 points for that Rosalind song is an injustice I just cannot get to terms with.

@MrCristobalRojas Год назад

Usually on group tasks they split 5 points between the two groups, so if they had gotten 5 points the other 3 would have gotten 0 points. I think they didnt feel comfortable giving the other 3 0 or 1 point cuz they werent bad either. But Nish's and Mark's song was iconic for sure.

@dogchaser520 Год назад

They had to give the win to them with 3-2 because it was heartfelt rather than hilariously destructive. But clearly, the far more memorable song is "Rosalind is a fucking nightmare" ... You don't see comedy like that often. Only made possible by how earnest and touching the previous song was, granted (imagine putting them in reverse order) ... but that was one for the record books. The judgment was made to avoid splitting the audience too much. I know which one I preferred, and we can all be happy with our choices while not feeling too miffed about the ultimately completely meaningless scoring.

@Zenturio331 Год назад

@@dogchaser520 ROSALIND IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

@Daffelia_1 Год назад

They tried their best but it was never good enough

@iliketrains3495 Год назад

Agreed, though at this point they usually split the points in team tasks as 3-2 instead of 5-3 like they do in newer seasons, with the winning team only getting 5 if the losing team got disqualified or did really badly (i.e. the trio's bathtub task in series 4, Rob and Sara's charades in series 3 which I didn't actually know until watching it back now). But yeah it's ludicrous Wumar got as many points for that as Ed and David did for their infamous drawing live task.

@Urahara451 3 года назад

Nish’s line of “ I try my best but it’s never… Good enough” might be the most heartbreakingly accurate lyric of all time

@agilemind6241 2 года назад

Combined with him losing 1st place for the episode on the last task, so heartbreaking.

@luisguterres7747 Год назад

they actually made a banger xD i'm def impressed xD that chorus was some truth

@Ulucies Год назад

Yooo that song was good!!!

@heatherwhited5735 4 года назад

I’m Always Seeing You (Do Cool Stuff) is one of the most lovely task completions in the history of this show.

@DefensorsPacis 4 года назад

It really was. It was an objectively good song in my opinion. I actually had to rewind just to listen to it again.

@heatherwhited5735 4 года назад

@@DefensorsPacis It's a very cute song, very well performed! Mark and Nish blew it out of the water. And to think the team of people it takes months to write most major pop songs. These guys did it in a snap.

@curioushoodie 4 года назад

For sure! They’re also rightfully proud of it. They’re such a sweet duo I think I got as emotional as Mark! Very happy for them!

@heatherwhited5735 4 года назад

@@curioushoodie The shot of them on stage, hugging each other, while Greg is grinning in astonishment, and the other team is giving them a standing ovation, and the audience is cheering; it's so unexpectedly moving.

@ericfishlegs 4 года назад

Won't lie- got me a little misty eyed.

@DesecratedTTV 4 года назад

Bob Mortimer seeing a woman sitting in a chair and instantly asking "Do we strike you?" somehow perfectly sums up both himself and the show.

@ectomania 3 года назад

What did he do?

@DesecratedTTV 3 года назад

@@ectomania Oh I was just talking about his sense of humor and the incredibly random nature of the show, and how it was humorous that his joke wasn't that far out of the realm of possibility.

@ectomania 3 года назад

@@DesecratedTTV ah sums up the show perfectly!

@baguetteetcheese4665 3 года назад

lmao I pissed myself when he said that

@HeatherHotcakes 3 года назад

Yeah, he’s an real ass.

@TrevorCopter 2 года назад

I love Bob, Sally, and Aisling laughing just before their song because Alex described Nish and Mark’s song as “affectionate” and the three of them know “Rosalind is a fucking nightmare” is coming up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@here0is0me 3 года назад

I can't decide if my favorite part of this series was 1) Everything Sally ever did or 2) Nish's little pep talk from the TM after that horrible Sudoku film

@TheJubess 2 года назад

Sally. I love how weird she is because you just wouldn't expect it

@captainchaos3667 2 года назад

My favourite part was 3) all of the above, plus everything else. 😄

@TheAcridCorpse 2 года назад

That pep talk is gold.

@DarkHarlequin 2 года назад

I watched the 'Pep Talk' easily half a dozen times laughing 😄

@dalluc 2 года назад

Nish should commit sudoku after that display.

@del_eris 4 года назад

- Nish and Mark do their song - me: *oh no they're hot*

@benjaminbernard2942 4 года назад

They always were hot, you're just noticing it for the first time. Lol, welcome!

@jenelaina5665 4 года назад

@@benjaminbernard2942 seconded! Glad to have ya, it's fun here.

@gracemathisen5009 4 года назад

TEA

@CeliaIsASeal 4 года назад

I’m so glad I’m not the only one, I’ve been crushing on Mark this whole series (and Nish. And Sally. And Aisling. And Greg.)

@del_eris 4 года назад

@@benjaminbernard2942 Yeah, I won't argue! I started crushing on Aisling immediately and that kind of blinded me. 😆

@rutushrirame1382 4 года назад

The whole Rosalind task was pure gold.

@avikash7620 4 года назад

I thought one of the best of the series!

@WandererTheLost 2 года назад

IDK about Rosalind. I hear she is an Fing nightmare.

@Rosalind-butNotThatOne 2 года назад

@@WandererTheLost :(

@henrylangstaff624 2 года назад

You saw Alex’s reaction when she snitched on her friend

@bhelliom3 Год назад

Bob completely wasting time asking Rosalind insane questions was such an insight into his brain.

@combogalis 9 месяцев назад

Makes me think he immediately decided he wanted the song to be a diss track so he purposely asked questions hoping to get answers that would fit into his idea.

@Necrobin 6 месяцев назад

the others asked about facts, I think Bob tried to get her personality right

@KelpTheGreat Год назад

The bit with Greg opening the show by spouting tons of random phrases, and then Alex commenting "I've lost my phrasebook" was an underrated joke.

@twent8 10 месяцев назад

There was also Nish: You can't rush genius! Alex: Hurry up...

@Gordyan_Knot 4 года назад

The performance from Mark and Nish is so fucking wholesome. They were both categorically shit throughout the series, then they unveil what they're talented at. I fucking love it.

@imilliterate4812 3 года назад

I mean mark got second place so I don't think he was that bad but nish was pretty hopeless

@LudaChez 3 года назад

@@imilliterate4812 Mark was third in the series too and over the course of it especially the beginning he seemed like he would be the Nish.

@benjaminharwood1693 2 года назад

Mark was the guy who is actually pretty smart, but hangs out with the class clown and seems unintelligent by association.

@_Thorondor 2 года назад

@@benjaminharwood1693 so true 😂

@babadoudidadouda 2 года назад

@@LudaChez He had been in the lead for the overall series during several consecutives episodes. He didn't win often but he wasn't far behind and he was second ex-aequo with Sally in the end.

@Azakronn 4 года назад

Bob Mortimer is such a weird treasure.

@FollowBetulas 4 года назад

Damn near pissed myself when he asked "do we strike you?"

@buerste2466 4 года назад

@@FollowBetulas I dont get it

@manasim.9936 4 года назад

@@buerste2466 they were supposed to ask the stranger for the task but Bob's first instinct was to ask whether they're supposed to hit her

@johndelilo6038 4 года назад

@@buerste2466 I guess you're German ?

@georgiegan 4 года назад

There is not a single show that i've seen him on, that he isn't just the most legendary person on it. He is absolutely legendary on Would I Lie To You?.

@kylet.4582 2 года назад

"Fuck it. I'll fill his boat with piss" is an understated highlight of this episode

@jbsgroup96 Год назад

I know it's usually 3/2 for team tasks, but considering that Mark and Nish's song is one of the only times Greg has had nothing negative to say about a task attempt, the fact that they didn't get 5 points each is honestly a huge injustice, especially since Nish was closer than ever before to finally winning an episode

@iliketrains3495 Год назад

Nish would have still been one point behind Sally. Although he actually lost episode 2 to Sally by one point

@kinghotdog9885 Год назад

@@iliketrains3495 Nish got 14 points at the end while Sally had 17. That means if the task was 5/0 instead of the 3/2, Nish would have gotten a +4 point differential on Sally and would have won the episode with 16 points vs Sally's 15

@iliketrains3495 Год назад

@@kinghotdog9885 but it would have been completely unfair to give the trio 0 points since their song was very good for entertainment value, it should have been split 5-3.

@Brinta3 9 месяцев назад

I’ve listened to both songs many times now, and I’ve come to like the “nightmare” song the best.

@KyleBaran90 9 месяцев назад

@@Brinta3 I love how they're not really signing in key together, out of time, the lyrics are garbage, and there's a wind storm knocking everything over. It's pure chaos at its best

@saixenophase 4 года назад

Is no one going to talk about Nish's intro to their band? "Diverse Stripes" "Jack Brown" "Sister-wife" It's such an underrated joke and it's clear to see that Nish loves the White Stripes

@Jennyfisch 4 года назад

The sister-wife thing took me a minute :D At first I thought that was a random joke

@Banned4Life 4 года назад

Don't have to love the band to understand a colour-based joke.

@anthtan 4 года назад

Good spot. Nish and Mark are a duo as well. One plays guitar, the other drums.

@pinoyguy75 4 года назад

I've only listened to a couple of their songs, but I still fully got those references. That intro really undersold how well they did LoL

@saixenophase 4 года назад

@@kurdtinchains Jack White basically introduced them as a brother and sister duo when they're actually ex husband and wife (Jack took his ex's lastname cause it sounds cool)

@davebe2237 4 года назад

I would like to see all the series losers in a separate series like a redemption for the taskmaster

@Silverity 4 года назад

I would watch the heck out of that.

@resterdebout57 4 года назад

But it would also determine the absolute worst contestant. Imagine being one. I guess only Nish could handle it with a light heart

@anthtan 4 года назад

I suggested this in another video. Would love to see Nish back doing things in his Nish way.

@svenvanderhulst9082 4 года назад

Please. Please make this happen.

@8ellybelly8 3 года назад

Unfortunately, Alex has said he's not going to do it because he doesn't want to encourage people to try and do badly

@captainchaos3667 2 года назад

The number of fish puns Sally can come up with spontaneously in a minute without any warning or preparation is pretty amazing.

@bitzibaerlie 2 года назад

I agree! "Minnow speak English!" was particularly clever. I expected a lot worse from a task like that.

@richardleecunningham 2 года назад

This is neither the time nor the plaice for that kind of compliment.

@OverWims Год назад

@@richardleecunningham I can't believe you said a fish pun. Get trout right now!

@Mythraen Год назад

Well, as they say, carpe diem.

@johnsmith-po9gt Год назад

You all need to take that bass out your txt when writing your reply.

@noahblowingless6435 3 года назад

10:10 Nish: "Everybody, hold on to your butts!" *Throws coconut* *Coconut hits a pole and ricochets back to about a foot away* Not sure I've laughed that hard in years 😂

@RodrigoBernardoPimentel 2 года назад

The embodiment of "I try my best, but it's never good enough"

@CosmicTeapot 2 года назад

I don't know whether it's the comical sound the coconut makes as it hits the pole, or the fact that it rolls in the most perfect trajectory back to his feet, or the fact that Alex pointed out this roll back was actually a blessing and nothing stopped him from picking it up again and having another go... but man oh man, this sequence is gonna live rent free in my head until the day I die.

@kischtrine Год назад

I laughed so hard everything went black.

@A-G-A-G 3 года назад

I get the feeling that sally is the only one that could ask Alex to do anything for her in these tasks and he’ll accept

@cambecambe3199 3 года назад

she did threaten him with an arse tattoo

@Spoonie86 3 года назад

@@cambecambe3199 A full pastoral scene!

@addledhead 3 года назад

Some hefty flirts throughout the season. Anyone else notice that her graph about sex vs time the "get" line deliberately ends with Alex Horne? I think that uuuh, Alex could like, get it.

@christianbarnay2499 3 года назад

@@addledhead And he was sitting on the horizontal axis, clearly stating that he had zero.

@chlobugification 3 года назад

I got the feeling he was crushing on her. I mean for one, how could he not? ;)

@MaestroChilds 4 года назад

This series coming out free on RU-vid to America is the best thing that has happened in 2020.

@ansadri1 4 года назад

I mean... to be fair... The bar of best things to happen in 2020 for the US has been pretty low, but I hear you.

@iaintdonknow 4 года назад

"free on RU-vid to America" Not like RU-vid is for the whole earth, haha. I'm Dutch and love watching this show on RU-vid!

@vagabondwastrel2361 4 года назад

@iaintdonknow some regions will be blocked automatically.

@NevelWong 4 года назад

@@vagabondwastrel2361 sweden for example. WHY IS THIS BLOCKED IN SWEDEN OF ALL PLACES ?!?

@bryanbell2724 4 года назад

Vagabond Wastrel Might be why they chronically make fun of Swedes?

@edwardsimpson119 3 года назад

The recurring bit of Alex not understanding Nish's salutations is underrated.

@slyasleep Год назад

Ashling‘s hearty righteousness, Sally‘s complete kookiness, Bob constantly spluttering nonsensical brilliance, Nish railing against the machine and Mark‘s overgrown shy kid vibe - this will take some beating.

@anyagobsin 4 года назад

Aisling approaching the final episode the same way she did the first: taking her trousers off.

@danejenkins8179 3 года назад

If I had a nickel for every time Aisling took her pants of during task master I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

@zendell37 3 года назад

@@danejenkins8179 And she kept her dignity intact.

@kurei5349 3 года назад

She came prepared the second time too lol

@procrastination2204 3 года назад

@@danejenkins8179 lmao I love the Phineas and Ferb reference

@bethanystephens878 3 года назад

@@procrastination2204 i was just abt to say thattt can't believe you beat me to it by only 44 minutes

@bigsquidward725 4 года назад

I love how strangely charming Sally is

@dominiccyr2880 4 года назад

Nothing strange about it friend

@scottjcaldwell 4 года назад

Agreed. Sally is amazing!

@coreybrix1215 4 года назад

I feel Greg also thought that. He seemed very sweet on her throughout the season.

@armbirdy3182 4 года назад

Emphasis on strange

@QixTheDS 4 года назад

Becomes very difficult to dislike her when they talk about her sex graph

@oneofthe12sionmains70 3 года назад

I was hyped up, Nish was in the lead, I thought this was his moment to shine. He then heard the whistle and immediately proceeded to chuck the egg right at the hoop, shattering it just as he did my hopes. The only way he could have lost faster was throwing it straight down.

@breadddie 2 года назад

“the diverse stripes” is the funniest band name they could’ve come up with lmaooo

@emmakayne8212 4 года назад

The immediate sound of Nish’s egg breaking on the rim kills me every time

@KyleBaran90 4 года назад

*TINK*

@JKRowlingIsMyQueen 4 года назад

This is the most cohesive cast I have seen. Good vibes only.

@CubanSpartan 4 года назад

Seriously. They all had great chemistry, especially Nish and Mark. And they all seemed to just enjoy being there.

@jck1794 4 года назад

agreed but series 3 with Rob Beckett, Paul Chowdhry, and Al Murray is probably a close second for me

@sfshinz 4 года назад

@@jck1794 Agreed, but Series 4 (Mel & Noel, Mel & Deskie, Mel & Lolly, everybody and Joe) also was lovely. Also, Series 6.

@laurawilliamsartist 4 года назад

no one has mentioned series 7 yet but the chaotic energy was so much and so consistent in that series. it's for sure my favourite series.

@ILuvAyeAye 4 года назад

I think this is my favorite of the seasons that have been posted on RU-vid so far.

@Posit_Zero_Blue 3 года назад

Sally Phillips is how you write a strong female character.

@ajorngjdonaydbr Год назад

All class with the sexual libido of a rabbit.

@yoshikagespeedwagon8025 Год назад

And Aisling is how you write the annoying female character who thinks she's strong but really isn't and the audience is waiting for her gruesome death.

@jannadevries9067 Год назад

@@yoshikagespeedwagon8025 whoah who hurt you

@sharonbeauty411 Год назад

@@yoshikagespeedwagon8025 Sally Phillips is the annoying one.

@elisabethluder7262 Год назад

that's an insane thing to say about a real person i hope you realize that

@dornian_gray 2 года назад

37:56 all of them (especially Nish) being so excited that Rosalind was in the audience was the purest thing ever

@pip3879 4 года назад

I love how Mark and Nish have grown to be such good friends over the course of the series. Theyre so wholesome

@Wabajak13 2 года назад

shared trauma is a good way to bond

@awppenheimer Год назад

Hadn't they already been friends for 20 years?

@mikeconnors9287 Год назад

@@awppenheimerThey mentioned Mark and Alex were friends for 20 years a few times, don't believe they ever said anything about Mark and Nish though.

@doctorsuave 9 месяцев назад

@@awppenheimerconsidering the age difference I hope not

@GoudaFetaExpandDong 3 года назад

Nish absolutely slamming the egg into that rim within 1 second of starting the final task is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

@rewrose2838 3 года назад

If he got any points in that task, he would've won this episode 😂

@user-ob6qb3qe6j Год назад

i honestly expected him to throw that egg at the TM because he couldnt win the series anyway so might as well

@OwlRTA Год назад

@@user-ob6qb3qe6j Nish had a chance at winning the episode though

@Geomax86 Год назад

@Myles Janik "never......good enough". Wonderfully, though, he takes every single public failure with humour, laughter and no bitterness. A Good man!

@CASEMSTR 11 месяцев назад

I laughed so hard at this LMAO It took him literally a half second to entirely fuck the challenge 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@happenable Год назад

I think this is the only time in 15 series that have telecasted so so far that an episode didn't end with the TM theme tune. Truly deserving and iconic song.

@user-xx2dz8tk3v 9 месяцев назад

And it feels so right to end it this way. Such a wonderful song

@briansturm6221 3 года назад

33:00 When Mark hits the drum fill he's looking so happy, love that moment

@mjg_____ 4 года назад

"I thought, f it, I'll fill his boat with piss" has to be one of the funniest things Bob Mortimer has ever said.

@sfshinz 4 года назад

Funny as hell, but not in the top 100.

@Cory_Springer 3 года назад

It's near the top for sure.

@tymonster183 3 года назад

I do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden

@Pagliacci_Rex 2 года назад

In another timeline he's a supervillain. The man's a menace and I love it.

@MisterSolitude 2 года назад

@@tymonster183 *we do beg your pardon

@Alassandros 4 года назад

Three things: 1, Sally Phillips can get it 2, of course Nish made a song about trying his best and not being good enough. Basically his swan song for the series. If he scored ANY points in that last task, he would've won, but he failed immediately. 3, Greg didn't call Alex "little"

@unknownsauce69 4 года назад

Damn it's just Sally can get it lmao

@BingbongDeNiro 3 года назад

"I've caved his skull in with my ass" god I wish that were me

@robmckennie4203 3 года назад

did you see the shots from behind the stage during the song task? good lord

@Alassandros 3 года назад

@@robmckennie4203 35:36 For viewing convenience. Turn brightness up to maximum for added detail.

@videovoidtv 3 года назад

Sally could 100% GEEET IIIIIIT!

@eq2lornick 2 года назад

Nobody tries harder than mark for the opening sequence and he almost always gets punished for his efforts. Nice to see him win a well deserved task with the bathroom set. (he was completely robbed for points on the puzzle and stealing Greg's pants for example)

@atripentertainment3329 3 года назад

The fish pun compilation didn't have the "dolphinitely" from the synchronized team task so I can only assume alex regularly makes fish puns outside of that task

@anitagielen6850 Год назад

Or it's because a dolphin is not a fish.

@randomrabbit3161 Год назад

They did count Alex's porpoise pun from the graph task so maybe they forgot to include it

@Zenturio331 Год назад

@@randomrabbit3161 they did. Its the last one in the compilation.

@insurgentben149 5 месяцев назад

⁠@@anitagielen6850a dolphin is a fish, tho. So is a porpoise or a whale. I know that, scientifically, they are mammals, but we’re not scientists, and this is not a scientific context. It’s a comedy show. In the context of regular people living or regular lives, we encounter a dolphin much more like we’d encounter a shark than how we’d encounter a horse. The word “fish” in a science context means cold blooded, gill breathing, evolved a certain way, etc. but, the word “fish” in a non science context means lives in the water. So, dolphins are fish.

@BixLovesMiley 5 месяцев назад

He said he tried to slip one in every time he saw her, so they probably just picked a few 7 the ones that would look funniest in the edit.

@Tigermania08 4 года назад

I love seeing Bob's creativity in these. This whole panel makes for a great season! They compliment each other so well.

@awesomechainsaw 4 года назад

EricGifford only exception is Ashling in my opinion. She can really grind my gears at some points.

@Tigermania08 4 года назад

@@awesomechainsaw I'd agree with you. Bob and Sally have been my favorite contestants thus far. I try to just overlook Ashling, honestly.

@awesomechainsaw 4 года назад

EricGifford I really Like Bob, Sally, and Nish. As well as Romesh, and Josh for their insane additions to the prize pool.

@wiet111 4 года назад

@@awesomechainsaw hmm, tastes differ I guess. I really enjoy her in this!

@deemey95 4 года назад

@@wiet111 she tries to make everything about women's' inequality, when usually its just a silly task on a silly show. I have no problem with her incorporating it(like with the graph), But when its in every single task, it feels like that's all there is too her, like she doesn't have any range or other material to work with.

@Gradamit 4 года назад

"I'm always seeing you (do cool stuff)" is a song about not measuring up to a person but its fine because they are amazing and I think that summarizes task master pretty wonderfully

@elizabethtangora4353 2 года назад

The contrast between the songs is incredible, Mark and Nish made a song about how they feel inferior and the other three straight-up roasted her.

@PJSproductions97 3 года назад

No wonder Nish and Mark have been so close all series, I've never seen a bond as close as that between guys who've jammed together

@Crazyivan777 4 года назад

"HELLO GREAT BRITAIN!" "hello." Killed me.

@qwertyTRiG 3 года назад

HELLO LADY!

@radhageorge 4 года назад

Nish & Mark's song deserved 5 points that was brilliant

@onetom2222 4 года назад

It did!

@tobiasgreven254 4 года назад

@@onetom2222 it didn't.

@ericaheap 3 года назад

@@tobiasgreven254 it did!!

@IndoPersian1969 2 года назад

Agreed! I thought they were cheated!

@jimmypatton4982 2 года назад

Granted, if the other team was given 4 points nothing would have changed so they could have broken tradition with no impact on relative scores.

@GNVS300 Год назад

I love how after Bob's "Do we strike you?" line the camera cuts to Sally who is laughing just as hard as Nish, even though she was there at the time and Nish is just seeing that for the first time

@currybun8570 2 года назад

the group hug with "I'm Always Seeing You (Do Cool Stuff)" in the background genuinely brought tears to my eyes

@ThurstonCyclist 4 года назад

"Hello, lady" is an underrated joke.

@findlesplurb 2 года назад

I rewound that 5 times, I thought it was so funny. Not sure why I found it SO funny, but I did. Alex Horne himself seems pretty underrated too, actually.

@dariusmasinksas1789 4 года назад

there may have been funnier tasks and funnier comedians in other series but as a group they were perfect, genuine, warm and really enjoyable. Best 5, hands down

@radlee974 4 года назад

My personal favorite cast would have to be that/those of Series 4. However these 5 are an _extremely_ close second!! (I’ll also say that I’ve never been disappointed in _any_ cast!)

@christinacastillo2880 3 года назад

100% agree. this has been my favorite series. I loved each person in this series.

@queenofgreen83 3 года назад

They really were super supportive of each other. And Nish truly seems like one of the nicest people ever.

@mrdewarion 3 года назад

@@queenofgreen83 Exactly. Also an amazing sport, genuinely amused by his own failures. The way he had a blast with this series just pulls you in and makes you enjoy it just as much.

@zendell37 3 года назад

@@queenofgreen83 Oh yeah, he's great. His laugh is so good. I'd buy that CD.

@alexmott507 2 года назад

Nish blowing his lead in the first second of the live task is both hilarious and soul-crushing

@nunyanunya4147 Год назад

Nishy *Immediately* failing the egg task moments after his prog rock duet masterpiece is comedic gold you cant write.

@heretustay 4 года назад

this cast might be the cutest one out of all of them. they look like they genuinely love each other :)

@christinacastillo2880 3 года назад

I couldn't agree more :)

@pandakatiefominz 3 года назад

When they were all cheering for Bob and Sally and the end, it was probably the sweetest thing I've seen in a long time

@tofelipwithlove1150 3 года назад

I totally agree. The other series turned me off because of bad attitude. This one is just so lovely, everyone of them was so nice to each other. I truly enjoyed this series.

@colettepretorius4905 2 года назад

Actually at the moment I love series 12 the most. But I do love these lovely people too.

@vladibarraza 4 года назад

(Greg commenting Sally's lack of sex) "I think it's a bit like fossil fuels and the ozone layer. You know, the time for graphs has probably stopped and we all should huddle together and see what we're going to do about it". 🔥

@curioushoodie 4 года назад

That is now hands down my favourite line of across the series.

@reliablereindeer 4 года назад

Let’s fill those holes

@catheriner999 4 года назад

And then she absolutely destroys the men by getting up and being like "Chop-chop let's go then!".

@bobidou23 4 года назад

Aisling's genuinely shocked "Oh my God" makes that scene for me!

@zyaicob 3 года назад

What a flirt

@liamkampff1 3 года назад

Bob's obsession with the Gulf Stream is such an interesting thorough-line in his TV appearances lmao

@emileliseolang4814 Год назад

Oh my god yes! I wondered if anyone else had seen this and all of Bob on Would I lie to you!

@mooglancashire424 Год назад

It’s easy to see why, what teenager wouldn’t be fascinated with a lovely warm stream of water within another stream of water??

@xoTBLxo 10 месяцев назад

I don't know how no one pointed that out, but i love how the list of restricted items to send to Fiji actually saved Sallys task! It would've been picked up by car before travelling anywhere and therefore disqualifying her

@Kittywitchthesecond 4 года назад

"I'm Always Seeing You (Do Cool Stuff)" is honestly kind of a bop.

@pippa_peg 4 года назад

They literally did a song about a stranger and it's still better than most songs.

@OntarioTrafficMan 4 года назад

They wrote a better song in 30 minutes than some professional musicians do in ... well, however long it takes a professional musician to write a song.

@pippa_peg 4 года назад

@@OntarioTrafficMan better than Señorita and Yummy

@michaelritchie2968 2 года назад

I know the Rosalind songs are the highlights of this, but for me the best moment is the story of Bob's dispute with the Woolwich Ferry.

@GreyPajamas 10 месяцев назад

I swear the editing of this show is brilliant. The Rosalind task hits in a different way as the last pre-recorded task shown than it would have earlier…

@JohnSmithShields 5 месяцев назад

They certainly learnt to save the best till last. Series 9 epitomises this perfectly.

@sonofthefakegod 4 года назад

Too bad mark didn't win. His reaction after the song was just adorable.

@anonymousperson3491 4 года назад

Last time I was this early Nish still had a chance of winning

@luism3708 4 года назад

so.... when was that again?

@truepestilence 4 года назад

@@luism3708 Episode 1.

@jonathanross149 4 года назад

no he didn't

@psychomanatee3459 4 года назад

So basically, you've never been early

@anshulraskar 4 года назад

You've never been this early?

@muthusid 3 года назад

It’s cute how at 20:07, Greg breaks character for a moment to check with Alex before calling Taskmaster “a light entertainment show”.

@elizaheathen 3 года назад

*i could watch an entire 8ep series of just bob mortimer doing tasks and telling tales from his youth*

@calebwilliams9830 4 года назад

I caught the porpoises one and that was it what a surprise

@sleepyheadsarah 4 года назад

There's also definitely a scene in an earlier episode where Alex says "dolphin-ately" and looks meaningfully into the camera. It was during the team task where Sally, Aisling, and Bob were doing synchronized dancing. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-g7HbjXzHsd4.html&t=184

@ClementinesmWTF 4 года назад

Caleb Williams I remember hearing a couple of the other ones throughout the season and just thinking Alex was slipping up or something. Amazing Easter egg that he was able to pull off and I absolutely love my little Alex Horne

@Samantha_Lee 4 года назад

Same, that’s the only one I ever took notice of

@mastermj61 4 года назад

Same i only noticed that one.

@CaptChrispy 4 года назад

@@sleepyheadsarah And yet, nobody points out that dolphins and porpoises are not fish.🤔

@sophiaredwood5825 4 года назад

37:27 Nish’s sweet “You can sing harmony?!!!” exclamation just adds on to the many reasons I appreciate him 😂😊

@antster1983 2 года назад

Sally: "I can't sing!"

@HeroofTime6996 Год назад

Nish is always so excited after seeing the other members tasks lol. such a good guy

@902496 3 года назад

I was laughing so hard I cried as Greg read back "Bob's first four questions"

@SkeeterMcTavish 3 года назад

I wish they pointed out Mark and Nish even put out a tip jar during their song.

@muneer24 4 года назад

If you are here to see Jack Brown and Mark sing it's at 31:40.

@sasikumarrajenthran4468 4 года назад

Anyone seeing that performance will be blown away. I 100% guarantee it.

@jankbunky4279 4 года назад

@@sasikumarrajenthran4468 I absolutely loved that part. They're just lovely.

@sharilynb9951 4 года назад

When is their album coming out? I can't wait!

@muneer24 4 года назад

@@sharilynb9951 it should be called "Gu Gu GOOD EVENING LONDON"

@myboithomas1085 4 года назад

This was one of my favorite seasons, sad that it's ending.

@joofbing 4 года назад

MyBoi Thomas the song task is a good way to end the season

@benzaiten933 4 года назад

to be fair they're all my favorite seasons!

@onenightblitz 4 года назад

stick around for the Champion of Champions

@wildernesshomefilms 3 года назад

This lady is a freaking wildcard. Imagine playing in a string quartet, long jumping, Mozart is your favorite musician and the Hangover sequel is one of your favorite movies!!

@nessielou459 2 года назад

Sally and Nish peeking at each other past the screens at the start of the live task is so pure. Such a wholesome series.

@_therealgabe_ 4 года назад

I think one of my favorite things about this show is how connected everyone gets. You can tell they genuinely have gone through something together and support each other (for the most part) haha

@DrZaius3141 4 года назад

Amazing how many people her are commenting about Nish's graph being wrong. The fact that we're generally labeling axes from left to right and bottom to top is pure convention and not a rule or law. The one mistake there is the lack of arrows denoting the direction, but it's still a better graph than the others. But that's just me, a maths teacher, talking.

@kenampersandm 4 года назад

Lol, ‘generally labelling axes’ sure, but maths do not ever just generally label the axes of a graph.

@crazyrobots6565 4 года назад

@@kenampersandm axes is plural of axis.

@kenampersandm 4 года назад

Crazy Robots my attempt at a pun lol guess it was a bad one

@vichayaouearrepan1602 4 года назад

Maybe it’s more time spent with Nish. More negative fun you get.

@fenhen 4 года назад

Just turn the camera around and it’s fine. It’s a perspective issue, nothing wrong with the graph itself.

@implodinghippo Год назад

Nish had me going thinking he was going to finish strong and then the egg thing happened lmao

@shreyapalodhi5268 2 года назад

Did anyone else tear up hearing Mark and Nish's song? I still think they deserved 5 points for it. I love the bromance between these two so much.

@fullautumnmoon 4 года назад

I may just be in love with Mark. I want to take care of this heron man and protect him from the big bad world. I also want to brush his hair and feed him raisins.

@Jayk-kz7sh 4 года назад

all the while he takes you to a lovely riverbank and googles "how to cuddle" Honestly not a bad arrangement!

@tree2me 4 года назад

I feel the same

@studiocelestedesign 3 года назад

Agreed. So glad he won this initial task; his ideas have all been phenomenal. He really should have won the one where he stole Greg's trousers to be fair. Also, I have developed a crush on Alex; that was easy enough. ;)

@enlightenedsoul4086 3 года назад

Lmao😂

@beek.4860 3 года назад

Same here. He seems to activate our protective instincts.

@W0lff 4 года назад

Nish and Mark's song was such a good surprise. I'd like to see a separate upload with the song only so i can keep it on in the background. What a lovely song.

@TheAguydude 4 года назад

I almost got it to work without the need for a re-upload. Unfortunately, the loop parameter doesn't support the start parameter. Here's my attempt: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-emz6GVWvJlo.htmlstart=175&end=270 (share links don't support the end parameter, so it had to be an embed link). So close :/ I guess you could accomplish looping via chrome extension; some such extensions exist.

@fransalcas 4 года назад

There is one: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-0oXuDlLA6gw.html

@W0lff 4 года назад

Nice, thanks 👍

@jacobrodebaugh9925 2 года назад

"Today's prize category is the most awkward item for somebody else to take home" Once again, Romesh's wedding ring would be the perfect prize

@eddyblackmore2834 Год назад

Bob should have brought in his son... Then declared him as missing as Sally left with him. THAT would be awkward.

@Brinta3 9 месяцев назад

Or Josh Widdicombe’s tattoo of the name Greg (would be awkward, considering it’s on Josh’s foot).

@drash66 3 года назад

Just watched The Chase, from 24 Nov 20, and they showed the name for the first contestant of Rosalind whose face looked VERY familiar, she had a husband called Alan, and two sons, and she translates Japanese. It was our Rosalind from Taskmaster Series 5, Episode 8.

@hiendkle 8 месяцев назад

No way

@maryannscinto8562 4 года назад

Most awkward item to bring home? Someone could have brought Jon Richardson.

@jenelaina5665 4 года назад

I like the way you think.

@Myzelfa 4 года назад

I'm pretty sure he would also fit in a bag.

@jenelaina5665 4 года назад

@@Myzelfa Fair point

@tobiasgreven254 4 года назад

@@Myzelfa Jon Richardson in your bag might even be more awkward than normal

@blackmoon9793 4 года назад

But then once you got him home he would tidy up everything.

@Spoot401 3 года назад

Oh my goodness, the end was so wholesome how they all hugged and then got in a circle and just started reminiscing with Bob! It didn't feel like one contestant had won this season, it felt like a family had won and were proud of each other. It really makes me miss my group of friends--my family--who are all gone their separate ways and off to college. Dang it, Taskmaster, I never thought I'd feel so many emotions after watching a series finale of a comedy game show of all things! ;-;

@qwertyTRiG 3 года назад

This was a really sweet series.

@q-tuber7034 2 года назад

They do have a post-show orgy to look forward to.

@jaimy_games 2 года назад

"I was looking into purchasing... GALLONS of piss" I just lost it there XD Bob Mortimer is an absolute genius. Anything can happen with him.

@JohnSmithShields 2 года назад

Greg's pick up line on Sally was sublime.

@glockenrein 9 месяцев назад

Oh it was so smooth.

@marijamartinovic4404 5 месяцев назад

I was looking for this comment. That was so good… the look, oh my!

@JohnSmithShields 5 месяцев назад

20:50 I forgot a timestamp.

@marijamartinovic4404 5 месяцев назад

@@JohnSmithShields 21:05 is that moment when he looked at her and I thought “oh Sally you must say yes” :) I didn’t know he could be that charming!

@Williammm67 4 года назад

For people that want more of Bob Mortimer, you should check his stories on WILTY. What a fantastic bloke

@jenelaina5665 4 года назад

Like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail... Is not how I would describe Bob on WILTY because I can never forget his stories.

@axhlo 4 года назад

We do beg your pardon...

@caitthecat 4 года назад

A sniper's dream

@adamschroeder3756 4 года назад

Ashley Orage Can you please get off of my property?

@aamj0050 4 года назад

Ashley Orage we’re in your garden

@eod97 4 года назад

"On this light entertainment show, what you've produced is a graph that depicts the pointlessness of democracy" - only Mark Watson. My favourite ever contestant

@yourmum69_420 2 года назад

he should've won though, since he made the biggest graph

@q-tuber7034 2 года назад

Can someone explain the graph? There is no line, and the x axis is letters.

@yourmum69_420 2 года назад

@@q-tuber7034 it's a bar graph

@q-tuber7034 2 года назад

@@yourmum69_420 Thank you! And then the letters will be British political parties, Conservative, Labor, Liberal Democrats, Green…

@yourmum69_420 2 года назад

@@q-tuber7034 yep

@DeLorean4 2 года назад

This was such a fantastic series; Aisling's raw Irish energy, Nish and Mark's friendship and their respective performances alternating between shit and absolute genius (sometimes accidental), Bob's class and psychopathic tendencies, and Sally being ummm well I must admit I have a crush. This group was lightning in a bottle.

@Otherman101 3 года назад

I can't be the only one that fell hopelessly in love with Sally in this series. This episode is just amazing the songs were phenomenal. Bob is a treasure.

@Thingdeux 6 месяцев назад

She’s a gorgeous, sex crazed maniac and I love her for it. Count me among the fold.

@Sunprism 3 года назад

The most british audience of all time "Hello Great Britain!" "Hello" "How are you all feeling out there!" "We're all fine, thank you"

@NixtonV 4 года назад

Aisling laughing the entire time during Bob’s piss explanation is killing me 😂

@jacobboyd9238 Год назад

Nish's laugh makes me so happy. But his hug with Mark after that song literally made me cry. I love this show.

@shailejanarain 3 года назад

The fact that, that masterpiece of a song ended up getting only 3 points really upsets me

@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 4 года назад

Before the crowning of the champion: "It's the moment every single person in the world has been waiting for" At the time it was meant as a joke but looking at our situation right now and all the comments from all the different countries it actually might be true.

@poeiabird 4 года назад

I was amazed that Nish, who has one of the most nasal voices ever, has a really nice singing voice. Bonus that the song was first class. (I would have split the points 4 for Nish & Mark, 1 for the others. It was that good.)

@felipemaldonado8028 Год назад

Probably the "Rosalind is a Fing nightmare" part of the song, gave the other team the extra point. But I agree, the Diverse Stripes were amazing

@Brinta3 Год назад

The song “Rosalind is a F Nightmare” had an actual chorus, so I think 3 and 2 was fair.

@alexfirefly1956 Год назад

@@Brinta3Firstly, ”I’m always seeing you (do cool stuff)” also had a chorus. Just because it is short doesn’t make it less of a chorus. Secondly, a song doesn’t need a chorus. “Ain’t no sunshine” for example doesn’t have a chorus, still a good song.

@thejeffwest 23 дня назад

5 points for the Diverse Stripes, 4 points for the POC. Fixed it.

@badazzledhippo6010 3 года назад

I think out of all the seasons, this cast feels the most like family. Like they all legitimately love each other and support each other. That group hug at the end??