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@konstantinkostov3357
@konstantinkostov3357 3 года назад
If you ever wonder how amazing Bob Mortimer is, he has 5 comedians literally speechless and breathless from laughing. I love all of them, but the man is in a league of his own.
@DigitalDaffodil
@DigitalDaffodil 3 года назад
6
@dg8620
@dg8620 2 года назад
Couldn't have worded it better. I totally agree, he's a living legend. :)
@LudvigIndestrucable
@LudvigIndestrucable 2 года назад
Shall we strike you?
@thomasshinnick2802
@thomasshinnick2802 2 года назад
The man is a genius
@joshhunt4146
@joshhunt4146 Год назад
And he never meant to become a comedian. It was a complete accident… imagine a world without Bob Mortimer. I don’t want to
@abiwright2726
@abiwright2726 3 года назад
“Do we strike you?” is still my absolute favourite taskmaster quote ever
@iamdb1990
@iamdb1990 3 года назад
"my anus is too high" no one has ever said that as naturally as Bob
@DaanDeWeerdt
@DaanDeWeerdt 3 года назад
That should have been on WILTY
@Simon_PieMan
@Simon_PieMan 3 года назад
Intriguing how he knows that.
@nicosmind3
@nicosmind3 3 года назад
I reckon he stole that (or was inspired by) Southpark and butters. But either way he made it his own!
@mbrackeva
@mbrackeva 3 года назад
@@nicosmind3 Knowing Bob it's probably true as well...
@pixelfrenzy
@pixelfrenzy 3 года назад
@@DaanDeWeerdt He made the exact same claim on WILTY, including the Reverse Lavatory idea.
@dontaskme7004
@dontaskme7004 3 года назад
Bob seems like the sort of celebrity that would be exactly what you see of him on TV if you ever met him in person.
@JohannaSarkar
@JohannaSarkar 3 года назад
Read ”in prison” first and thought ”yeah, probably”
@pseudonayme7717
@pseudonayme7717 3 года назад
@@JohannaSarkar 😄
@skyaldrin
@skyaldrin 3 года назад
He's like a British Jack Black Or is Jack Black an American Bob Mortimer?
@ElSkinsio
@ElSkinsio 3 года назад
@@skyaldrin Apart from the fact they're nothing alike. Bob is actually funny, rather than just being an over the top shouty man.
@skyaldrin
@skyaldrin 3 года назад
@@ElSkinsio I'm referring simply to their disposition, Jack black behaves the same on screen as he does off screen
@EatinPaste
@EatinPaste 3 года назад
Ah, one of my favourites from Taskmaster. "Do we *_strike_* you?"
@charlied3189
@charlied3189 3 года назад
Replayed this bit about 10 times already
@CappySeventyOne
@CappySeventyOne 3 года назад
like a hand lion
@blueTwl
@blueTwl 3 года назад
@Max thats the technique of bill wittlingham
@ryanconners3048
@ryanconners3048 3 года назад
Rosalinds a FUCKING nightmare!
@MegaFastbro
@MegaFastbro 2 года назад
"Do you eat meat"
@nickmilligan3662
@nickmilligan3662 3 года назад
The only man who could say unicorns are real and you would believe him
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 3 года назад
And he'd say it in such a way that would make you question everything you'd previously held to be true, including your own sanity.
@lpldl
@lpldl 3 года назад
The best part is, Mark seemed genuinely concerned when Bob mentioned his all too high a-hole.
@pseudonayme7717
@pseudonayme7717 3 года назад
@@lpldl The reactions of the rest of the panelists when he said that 😄Every one of them was in total stitches, classic Bob😂
@lizziebooth5397
@lizziebooth5397 3 года назад
What would the name of the unicorn be? Good monson? Caramel and Waffle? Mavis? Snipers dream?
@christoo5125
@christoo5125 3 года назад
@@lizziebooth5397 .....Not Now Madam
@Zanda641
@Zanda641 3 года назад
I’m almost certain bob wrote the entire song. It gives such shooting stars vibes
@efil4zaggin666
@efil4zaggin666 3 года назад
He did, it's the same tune as one of his 'Sunderland songs' from his Athletico Mince podcast. You may be able to find them on youtube
@efil4zaggin666
@efil4zaggin666 3 года назад
The song is in Athletico Mince episode 57 - 'Ping ping'
@gavinmackay7670
@gavinmackay7670 3 года назад
@@efil4zaggin666 good knowledge, wonder what Peter Beardleys wife would think, not enough eggs?
@markgrygielewicz8047
@markgrygielewicz8047 3 года назад
Bob Mortimer's ability to say the most outlandishly funny things and keep a straight, just makes them all the more funny.
@drewdabbs418
@drewdabbs418 2 года назад
He always has a cheeky smile
@jietroraximoff2805
@jietroraximoff2805 3 года назад
After seeing Bob on WILTY, I am not surpised by the the fact that videoing himself having a poo was the first idea that he came up with and was his backup plan.
@GordoAlcoolatra
@GordoAlcoolatra 3 года назад
BACK... UP... PLAN HEHEHE
@AD-kv9kj
@AD-kv9kj 2 года назад
I mean, isn't that always a good plan?
@maxington26
@maxington26 3 года назад
Bob loves the word "strike". Also I've heard his nephew is a very fast runner.
@crummdog8125
@crummdog8125 3 года назад
The hand lion...set to strike!
@jiro4559
@jiro4559 3 года назад
wolf
@craigchristian344
@craigchristian344 3 года назад
Ohh one of the fastest
@IconicCrave
@IconicCrave 3 года назад
@@davidvasey5065 speedway stadium!
@lucyhurst2534
@lucyhurst2534 3 года назад
I know, I started that rumour.
@TurnCoatRudeBoy
@TurnCoatRudeBoy 3 года назад
Lost it when they broke into “Rosalind is a fucking nightmare”. Hahah
@sidespartetc4767
@sidespartetc4767 3 года назад
I’ve never felt so personally betrayed by a video as when you censored their song.... the disrespect....
@PortsTM
@PortsTM 3 года назад
One should never bleep out Rosalind's a fucking nightmare
@maxington26
@maxington26 3 года назад
Someone at E4's social media team needs a word.
@maxington26
@maxington26 3 года назад
@rian marky Bullshit swearing censorship has nothing to do with the outdated, useless word "woke". Clue up.
@maxington26
@maxington26 3 года назад
@rian marky Grow a vocabulary dude
@maxington26
@maxington26 3 года назад
@rian marky I see you didn't grow a vocabulary, or any knowledge. "Woke snowflake" nice one hahaha. Say it a third time, go on dude, why not? :)
@teknoma8318
@teknoma8318 3 года назад
bob out here, wasting perfectly good wilty material.
@TheDoctorPretzel
@TheDoctorPretzel 3 года назад
I sure he has plenty 😂
@RTPxPJ
@RTPxPJ 3 года назад
But also creating new Wilty material in the process; 'I hugged Alex Horne in the boot of my car'
@schpleeb
@schpleeb 3 года назад
Pertinent questions and then it gets to Bob and “Have you stolen much in your life?”
@TheWardagh
@TheWardagh 2 года назад
😂😂
@tanyaflanagan8111
@tanyaflanagan8111 2 года назад
Do we strike you?
@ClaireMangoify
@ClaireMangoify 3 года назад
I would die for this man
@andreo.7633
@andreo.7633 3 года назад
Thats sweet =)
@iamdb1990
@iamdb1990 3 года назад
"warning this clip contains strong language" video is censored anyway What. Is. The. Point. Of. The. Warning?
@Bellocks1
@Bellocks1 3 года назад
Aisling: “hello” Sally: “hello” Bob: “Awh yeah!”
@reenarawat5537
@reenarawat5537 3 года назад
Bob reading the task and then saying "I'm not gonna have a poo" in a childish way broke me 😂😂
@nektekket852
@nektekket852 3 года назад
Could we just put Bob in charge of everything please.
@annafeatherston9216
@annafeatherston9216 3 года назад
He is the most adorable and charming person on earth.
@Beans360
@Beans360 3 года назад
Funny how everyone else is crying laughing but Mark Watson just seems fascinated.
@SCMelArts
@SCMelArts 3 года назад
Maybe more flummoxed than fascinated, but he is definitely trying to process what he is hearing while the others are just losing it
@stuboy13
@stuboy13 3 года назад
He's probably still wondering where his Welsh accent has gone
@dnswuk
@dnswuk 3 года назад
How could they edit Bob's Best Bits to under 10 minutes?
@skebardibardi2139
@skebardibardi2139 2 года назад
I just saw WILTY best of Bob Mortimer video that was hour long and still wanted more
@hiroyoshi00
@hiroyoshi00 3 года назад
Years from now, art historians will be asking the question, "but why cheeze?"
@davesmith2194
@davesmith2194 3 года назад
I’m not gonna have a poo
@whisperingwillowxox
@whisperingwillowxox 3 года назад
‘Make the coconut look like a businessman’ has me crying 🤣
@claesfjellstrom6818
@claesfjellstrom6818 3 года назад
I'm so into Bob Mortimer that when I read "Bob Mortimer best bits" I thought to myself, this cannot be allowed to be on RU-vid.
@ricardobezerra2712
@ricardobezerra2712 3 года назад
"One of the quicker days" still is in my Top5 Taskmaster catchphrases
@Are2-Dee2
@Are2-Dee2 2 года назад
All the way until I heard "absolute casserole"
@ahrenstarr6273
@ahrenstarr6273 3 года назад
Bob is in top contention for celebrity you'd like to have dinner with. His conversation would be amazing.
@thomasvardy2068
@thomasvardy2068 3 года назад
Ah yes, a remix of Bob's classic hit "Sunderland is a fucking nightmare:
@BreakerBarney
@BreakerBarney 3 года назад
This was the best series for contestants. Just a brilliant series.
@TheMadTatter
@TheMadTatter 2 года назад
I probably watch this a couple of times a month, doesn't get old. The dispute with the Woolwich ferry slays me every time, I know the story but Bob's delivery is just classic.
@RenaissanceEarCandy
@RenaissanceEarCandy 3 года назад
The toilet story absolutely killed Sally
@r.vanderspek3572
@r.vanderspek3572 2 года назад
Watch Aisling's face while he's telling the story...
@janettetrolan1841
@janettetrolan1841 Год назад
He was in a film with Christian Slater and they both put 350 quid in for the plans of the toilet - Bob realates the story on the travel series with Richard Ayoyte (spelt wrong!) - hilarious.
@skepsisology
@skepsisology 2 года назад
''I'm not going to have a poo'' - Like its clearly obvious that is the first thing on everyone's mind
@primax5503
@primax5503 3 года назад
1:16 the look of Mark Watsons's face of being utterly shocked is underrated lmao
@eels3658
@eels3658 3 года назад
Why did he say ”do we strike you?”!? 😂
@varenoftatooine2393
@varenoftatooine2393 Год назад
Because she's a fucking nightmare
@Spoot401
@Spoot401 3 года назад
I'm sad his "sausage eating device" did not make this video.
@richardtuxford1812
@richardtuxford1812 3 года назад
If any one had listened to bobs Sunderland songs on athletico mince, you were recognise this track 😅
@lindalangart
@lindalangart 3 года назад
I saw an article about Mick Mccarthy the other day and immediately thought "BASTARD"
@lewisgriffin9960
@lewisgriffin9960 3 года назад
The song is one of Bob's B-sides from his famous "Sunderland" hit
@Nibelheim1989
@Nibelheim1989 2 года назад
The man's the definition of a mad genius 😂😂
@mizofan
@mizofan 3 года назад
2:00 the cheezy bit, like a Svankmajer film, e.g Dimensions of Dialogue
@readmycomment3157
@readmycomment3157 3 года назад
Sally laughing was hilarious
@tradtke101
@tradtke101 2 года назад
Agreed, Sally Phillips' laugh is so charming.
@mattmanslim
@mattmanslim 3 года назад
Did anyone else get The Human League vibes when Bob sang?
@Taurex
@Taurex 3 года назад
I guess now we know who the real identity behind the youtuber How To Basic is
@86cnrs
@86cnrs 3 года назад
If anybody doesn't laugh at this video is a liar or no have sense of humor.
@lucas-rp7sj
@lucas-rp7sj 3 года назад
Doctor: you have 9 minutes and 49 seconds to live...
@matthewphilip1977
@matthewphilip1977 2 года назад
Awkward, when the guy in the throne tries to compete with Bob voicing the fruit etc.
@ThekingdomPod1
@ThekingdomPod1 3 года назад
That’s songs better than most song I’ve ever heard
@JonLambert1
@JonLambert1 Год назад
Absolute joy of a man
@GMss101
@GMss101 3 года назад
Favourite food: beans on toast. Favourite film: The Hangover. Wtffff 🤣🤣
@smurfette_blues7922
@smurfette_blues7922 3 года назад
She contains multitudes lmao
@thingymebob4940
@thingymebob4940 3 года назад
Funniest man on the planet, effortless
@holaferfi
@holaferfi 2 года назад
I've been watching Taskmaster for the first time these past few months and this series is definitely one of my favourites
@imogentait5744
@imogentait5744 3 года назад
Bob, Aisling and Sally were ROBBED with their song about Rosalind. It goes on in my head most days whereas I cannot remember for the life of me how Nish and Mark’s song went.
@mattsmurfy
@mattsmurfy 3 года назад
Couldn’t disagree more! Bush and Marks was actually a good song haha!
@schpleeb
@schpleeb 3 года назад
The same tune is used for one of the Sunderland songs in Athletico Mince as well 🙂 all the songs from Mince are too qual if you haven’t heard any!
@mattsmurfy
@mattsmurfy 3 года назад
Nish** stupid autocorrect!
@dingo137
@dingo137 3 года назад
I'd agree, the other song was dull and forgettable. We seem to be in a minority though, I've seen lots of people saying they really liked Wumar's song.
@beth12svist
@beth12svist 3 года назад
I really liked Wumar's song, for one, and I do remember it. For all that this one is funny, it is kind of cobbled together; the amazing thing about Wumar's song to me is that somehow, in the pressing circumstances, they managed to create a song that sounds not like a parody song but like a real song, but still with clever and funny lyrics (like that bit with attention span). It's a bit in the vein of what Jay Foreman does and I really enjoy that. That, in my opinion, absolutely earned them the points they got. Ultimately, though, I guess music is always a matter of taste and just because I enjoy one song obviously doesn't mean others will. And of course the rating of the contestants in this show is frankly never the main point of the show. And even Greg clearly had trouble deciding between the teams and it was 3:2, so I'd say "robbed" is far too strong a word in the circumstances. Someone had to win and it wasn't them kind of situation; there were others where I felt far more that a good effort went underappreciated (like Lolly painting with the cake, for example: I thought that was a clever idea within the parameters of the task).
@NikNak
@NikNak 3 года назад
That backwards toilet thing is called a REVERSE KANGA here in Australia
@TheDrugOfTheNation
@TheDrugOfTheNation 3 года назад
You'd think people would crawl over broken glass to kiss my hand that shook his after a "House of Fools" filming but that has proven not to be the case.
@lucyhurst2534
@lucyhurst2534 3 года назад
*starts smashing bottles*
@alisigdeniz9286
@alisigdeniz9286 Год назад
That Rosalind song sounds like something Morrissey would write.
@heather77f
@heather77f Год назад
bob mortimer could write this charming man but morrisey could never write rosalind is a fucking nightmare 🫡
@LudvigIndestrucable
@LudvigIndestrucable 2 года назад
In fairness, Rosalind did seem lie an f'ing nightmare
@peterclarke7006
@peterclarke7006 Год назад
I genuinely think my life would be complete if Bob Mortimer called me a fucking nightmare. 😂
@stevenicks5300
@stevenicks5300 3 года назад
Good christ, I almost pissed myself half way through!
@jtaylor3373
@jtaylor3373 2 года назад
All bob mortimer fans need to listen to his podcast athletico mince, bizarre but hilarious
@Izzno
@Izzno 3 года назад
That's a crazy specific question but on the shot of the apple in the coconut video, isn't that the Far Cry 5 logo?
@jackfoy2838
@jackfoy2838 3 года назад
No it's 5 star the stationery brand, I know what you mean though!
@Izzno
@Izzno 3 года назад
@@jackfoy2838 OH wow yeah haha, makes a lot more sense too,
@GingerCC-he8be
@GingerCC-he8be 6 месяцев назад
I hate toilet humor, except when Bob is talking about his nasty hole, it isn't gross, it's simply funny, I don't understand it, I just enjoy. Love Bob! ❤️
@charlesolver303
@charlesolver303 12 дней назад
If you watch Bob closely in the second chorus of the Rosalind song - 9:17 - you'll notice a continuity problem. My theory is that the camera operators corpsed at "Rosalind's a f---ing nightmare", and they had to patch the next few seconds with footage from the first chorus!
@elizaheathen
@elizaheathen 3 года назад
nish kumar slowly falling apart after the anus story
@daisy7278
@daisy7278 3 года назад
this man is unhinged
@andrewhansford547
@andrewhansford547 3 года назад
Do we strike you?..😂😂😂
@charlottes1786
@charlottes1786 3 года назад
this man is insane and i love it
@LM-vp5do
@LM-vp5do 3 года назад
It is true about the anus . He showed me a few years ago .
@flyonthewall7026
@flyonthewall7026 9 месяцев назад
What's that blonde women's name....??? She's so funny
@lscf
@lscf 6 месяцев назад
Nish just dying of laughter on the floor while Bob explains his "high anus" is peak Tasmaster
@darkwave56
@darkwave56 2 года назад
Is it me or is Bob’s face in the thumbnail very much akin to a dachshund facial expression?
@pinkslinky6664
@pinkslinky6664 3 года назад
He just looks like a coconut character
@Jaybers100
@Jaybers100 2 года назад
'Rosalind is a fucking nightmare' 😂
@sirdavidr6064
@sirdavidr6064 3 года назад
This misses his funniest segment from the final
@SpartanMJO12
@SpartanMJO12 4 месяца назад
I wonder if Rosalind strides around like the prawns in District 9?
@philthornton1382
@philthornton1382 3 года назад
Disappointed he left his brass hand out of this
@echognomecal6742
@echognomecal6742 5 месяцев назад
I adore Bob. One day, maybe they'll regulate his meds 🩷
@dogchaser520
@dogchaser520 Год назад
Had to listen to "Quite Good, Considering" in the unedited version after this because it's not quite the same without the single dirty swear that ruins and desiccates poor young minds.
@chopperharris
@chopperharris 3 года назад
Crying laughing at Rosilyn song. 😂😂😂
@dcworld1076
@dcworld1076 3 года назад
do we strike you hahahaha
@jonhohensee3258
@jonhohensee3258 Год назад
That's IT??? There is certainly more that could've been in this video.
@garchompenthusiast
@garchompenthusiast 2 года назад
genuinely the best two short films i've ever seen
@TPJH850
@TPJH850 2 года назад
"I'm not gonna have a poo."
@dadsleftfoot
@dadsleftfoot Год назад
The absolute passion behind "fucking nightmare" is insanely funny
@catherinewalker2882
@catherinewalker2882 10 месяцев назад
It didn't include the quickest sneeze,, my favourite
@TW-ks3pn
@TW-ks3pn 3 года назад
D'yuhknowhatamean
@jarlamtoft2307
@jarlamtoft2307 Год назад
Do we reckon Bob has watched South park with that toilet bit?
@user-zr6ee6lb9m
@user-zr6ee6lb9m 8 месяцев назад
Of course bob asked about meat 😂
@Valelacerte
@Valelacerte 3 года назад
6:34 Two brothers are watching their mum on TV and all she can say about them is _”they’re a little bit inept at things.”_ Well, I’m sure that your non-judgemental support gave them everything they needed to develop into capable boys.
@postRMO
@postRMO 3 года назад
this has bob written all over it
@soundslave
@soundslave 3 года назад
Bleeping Bob's best line. Why even make the video at all?
@johnmartinez7440
@johnmartinez7440 3 года назад
Monetisation
@ellisr.kinnear164
@ellisr.kinnear164 11 месяцев назад
I love this man so much he literally voices every bizarre thought in his head
@mrbenoit5018
@mrbenoit5018 2 года назад
A what operator?
@Rachelforyou
@Rachelforyou 2 года назад
bob mortimer seems like he accidentally became a comedian
@edthri
@edthri Год назад
He trained as a barrister. One day he went to see Vic Reeves show and somehow ended up in it.
@eddjordan2399
@eddjordan2399 8 месяцев назад
that song at the end!
@matthewadams6360
@matthewadams6360 3 года назад
Is Rosalind not Jane Leeves from Frazier then?
@goonerali3547
@goonerali3547 3 года назад
#Alan
@joanawilson3173
@joanawilson3173 11 месяцев назад
Bob is such a masterful storyteller. If you haven’t watched Bob on Would I lie to you, please go and watch 😂
@greyforge27
@greyforge27 11 месяцев назад
YES!?
@MariaChrysafidi
@MariaChrysafidi 3 года назад
I love Bob but the toilet joke is from South park
@diavoloucraino
@diavoloucraino 2 года назад
I really want to give Bob the benefit of the doubt as it is possible that two people came up with that joke separately... but still, yeah.
@scottmccabe4893
@scottmccabe4893 3 года назад
The best series of taskmaster
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