Shannon Sharpe best analogies and sayings- (Part 2)

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Shannon Sharpe is the funniest sports commentator on air right now, and must be protected at all costs, these are some of his greatest sayings and analogies
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@jlking0098 4 года назад

"Alcohol doesnt change your morals , it changes your conscience" boy that's real❗

@daquankennedy3862 3 года назад

Facts

@coreygolphenee9633 2 года назад

@Versatile Wolf its good to remember that no substance can really 100 percent control your actions but can influence you to make terrible decisions

@ratshq9828 Год назад

Sounds smarter than it actually is when really thought about it

@AneesSarwar34 Год назад

That was awesome, and then he said something like, “a drunk person will never do anything that he hasn’t thought about it sober.”

@ericmathis4561 4 года назад

Shannon too funny . He like the uncle I never had.... but always wanted

@TheGrzesiek23 4 года назад

Thats why they call him UNC

@Mrs.buildingblackwealth 3 года назад

exactly definatly uncle vibes

@tuff360 3 года назад

That’s why we call him uncle Shay

@DmvPassportBoy 3 года назад

I swear😂

@igbokwenu4934 3 года назад

He like my late uncle ! It’s scary! Lost him in 08! 😞😭

@DOHCTerrel 4 года назад

"Ya show out ya get wo' out"

@markushall8863 4 года назад

WHEREVER

@jeanmarierochester1792 4 года назад

Loool

@ItsAnEndlessWorld 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@scrillamanjaro6708 3 года назад

@@markushall8863 AND THAT’S REAL

@RackboyJosh216 4 года назад

“Gave some to Dion waiters too” 🤣🤣

@jamalwawou3961 4 года назад

DatBoiJosh 😂😂😂

@YaMamaBestFriend 4 года назад

😭😭😭😭

@mikeruck2888 4 года назад

I will NEVER get over the "...if a frog had pockets..." 😂🤣😂 And "...if a dog had a square butt, it would poop blocks..." 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@christophershanklin112 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mrjace3 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Mrs.buildingblackwealth 3 года назад

lol

@psyfozim 3 года назад

Lmao

@DStreet0586 10 месяцев назад

I never heard that shit before 😂😂😂

@geminidachef9642 4 года назад

That crisco line had Jenny trying not to laugh hard af 🤣

@kuenythiluang25 3 года назад

She be dying when Shay make hood references 😹

@youngmoneyd1131 2 года назад

We gon pour it in a can and leave it on the stove when we done wit it😂😭

@geminidachef9642 2 года назад

@@youngmoneyd1131 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@antjones4850 Год назад

@@youngmoneyd1131 FACTS!!!

@jarilamond1411 Год назад

@@youngmoneyd1131 That was hilarious

@stephenasunnamedsource2943 4 года назад

"If u 6 foot tall be 6 foot tall. Why u tryna be 6 foot 10 by standing on someones shoulders" im using this.

@1993smallz Год назад

lol what was this in reference to!

@williambreeze2659 Год назад

"Grandma told me and my brother. Boy you show out you get wore out wherever" 😭

@HTxGhost24 4 года назад

Bro, when he said we gonna cook with it and then put it on the stove after. 🤣😂 Straight Facts!!

@chango.-. 4 года назад

I'm gonna memorize all these quotes and quote them to keep them alive 😂

@twizzy585ful 2 года назад

💯😭

@Kevinschart 2 года назад

i'm waiting for shannon to write a book... he has to document this stuff

@michaeldougherty856 4 года назад

We’re arguin’ about who didn’t clean the kitchen and you talkin’ about the yard need rakin’ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@hpmastermind6721 4 года назад

Alcohol will not allow you to do anything drunk you didn't think about sober🔥🔥🔥

@darionjamaldaltonragland8887 4 года назад

Why this line hit so hard though

@Threezus17 3 года назад

@@darionjamaldaltonragland8887 your probably an alcoholic?

@tloc243 3 года назад

Wait so when people drink and do crazy stuff they thought about doing it sober first?

@viewmaster617 3 года назад

@@tloc243 yes sir🤣

@cheerioss-9121 3 года назад

Tone 777 Yeah it’s not like on TV where you’ll do anything over the top crazy. I know for me i’ve never done something extremely out of character

@m_js5709 4 года назад

When James Harrison said "ay Shay you got me in something bruh?" the whole convo changed lol😂

@germainerucker9414 4 года назад

He said im tellin damn💀

@l.patrice7599 4 года назад

I absolutely love me some Shannon Sharpe. His sayings and the ones from his grandparents are priceless!! 💯💯

@danielmizrahi9629 4 года назад

its incredible how he can give intelligent insight and an insane analogy and also be a "meme" in the same sentence. its actually a skill im so impressed by. being entertaining while also educating your listener.

@danielmizrahi9629 4 года назад

@Jon Jon Campbell calm down my son this is youtube

@jonathansimmons6452 3 года назад

We talk that in south all the time.

@ProliantLife Год назад

Conscious*

@johnjames5698 4 года назад

“One of these things does not belong here, one of these things are not the same” - Hit ‘em with Sesame Street 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@marcusdtaylor1 4 года назад

I nearly died laughing at the sesame street match game. "One of these boys is doing his own thing"

@Mrs.buildingblackwealth 3 года назад

lmaooo lmaoo lmaooo

@MultiCardsfan1 3 года назад

And how he said it with a serious face 😂

@harryn2304 2 дня назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

@zacko81o 3 года назад

"what's the most power piece in chess?" "nobody plays chess"

@tytymomo6410 4 года назад

Shannon is the goat. I turn to him all the time, can't help, but lmao everytime he is on. Thank you for this 😂😂😂

@tuckfrump9173 2 года назад

You can tell he worked with a speech coach. Shannon is a treasure for sports

@mGreg14 Год назад

He may have, but also just consistently prepping and talking everyday probably did a lot to his flow and dialect

@17cjavy 3 года назад

I died after that crisco line 😂😂😂

@kfree7284 4 года назад

Idc what nobody say he the funniest on tv 💯

@1stNumberOne 4 года назад

“You show out, you get wore out. WHEREVER!” I be telling my girl this 🤦🏾‍♂️ On another note...Jenny BAD!

@sirwavydude5435 3 года назад

Your daughter or girlfriend??? Either way I agree 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@369pendulum 3 года назад

@@sirwavydude5435 I think he's talking about his girlfriend 😆

@sonpacho 2 года назад

Remember that when you're in jail for domestic abuse.

@1stNumberOne 2 года назад

@@sonpacho shit, how I give it up it SHOULD be considered domestic abuse!!!!🤣😉

@sonpacho 2 года назад

@@1stNumberOne OK, as long as you agree don't fight the charges, plead guilty and absolutely 'show out' in prison. Act an absolute fool and bring as much attention yourself as possible!

@nelson_robinson 4 года назад

I’m literally crying laughing at this man 😂😭

@newolympiangod8134 3 года назад

Skip pick one hell of a co host. And people hate on Skip but he knows what he's doing.

@johnnieboy66 4 месяца назад

Not anymore lol

@tiya1250 4 года назад

Lmao!!! "If a dog had a square butt, he will poop blocks"....lol

@MrIronwillie 4 года назад

I am dying, what does this mean ?!? Lol

@2brothersracingllc756 4 года назад

"Put on them dungarees and get out in that field boy"

@floridagator1765 2 года назад

Protect this MAN AT ALL COSTS!!😂

@moses9647 4 года назад

2:35 in the rest of the clip Nelly goes full Shannon and says "same thing'll make you laugh will make you cry" then he says "ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun" 😂 who knew the south is the hotbed of modern philosophy

@icemike1 3 года назад

Sounds funny but true

@joejoerunya8908 4 года назад

Kinfolk Kirk 😂

@mattmartin4717 3 года назад

“You don’t see penguins and pigeons hangin” - Shannon Sharpe

@spomusmo2349 3 года назад

I would love to meet his grandparents, Shannon is comedy gold 😄.

@nostylist5505 3 года назад

Shannon taught me more lessons than my dad 😔

@JohnSnow-vf7wh 2 года назад

🤣🤣

@benjaminaddo9403 4 года назад

Skip: i need to get some of those brownies Shannon: Gave it to Dion Waiters 😳😂😂😂😂

@maljohnson823 4 года назад

“YEEEEEEAAAAAH”

@dariusthegr8one81 4 года назад

“Nobody plays chess” unc a fool 🤣

@shellyannrichards6565 4 года назад

Love. It.!!! Thank you. U are helping their my Skip and Shannon less days. Its Feb 12, 2020. And they off this week. You are helping me thru. Thanks so Much...

@phillydan23 2 года назад

He stands about as much a chance as a snowball in a microwave 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@andreinybakken9252 4 года назад

5:41 the chef part is prob. the best part in this clip. -...had this simmerin' all night, 350° in the crock pot. Salt, pepper, onion...dish about to be served!

@southsid3maryjan325 2 года назад

I love Jenny she's the best mediator they had .please keep her around the chemistry is unmatched

@sethdavis459 7 месяцев назад

Welp

@scottsabino2903 2 года назад

Shannon is the man!! He reminds me of my uncle's in Mississippi!! Lol!! James Harrison "I'm tellin every thing on you!! Thank you for this

@PA-qv2dy 4 года назад

I grew up with a lot of these sayings also from my moms...😂😂

@jeisonmorgan2010 4 года назад

Great work Bro, I agreed Shannon is the funniest and sharpest

@michaelshields3969 3 года назад

Favorite on sports today😂👍 Shannon is great

@jeraudscott819 4 года назад

My grandmother always use to say, she say boy..........😂

@nobleson7637 3 года назад

Classic "Yeah but you might have to do it with one eye cause I'm gonna hit you in the other one" Lol

@criswilliams3504 3 года назад

"And guess what skip? We gon pour it in a can and set it right on the stove when we done wit it"!!!!!!!!!

@TheHoodieman84 3 года назад

"Lebron doesnt eat grease." "Yes he does."

@clintonmartinez4153 3 года назад

Has Hennessy sponsored him yet? I need answers 😆 🤣 😂

@sive-nkosidakuse8106 9 месяцев назад

This man's enthusiasm 😂😂 oooh! I enjoy watching his videos.

@sethevans7587 2 года назад

3:05-3:10 is prime Shannon energy! 😂🤣😂🤣

@DrezzyDre 2 года назад

"Ya show out...ya get woah out!!!"😂😂😂

@coreygolphenee9633 2 года назад

Skip:" You won't find it(crisco) in my home". Shannon: "thats why you won't make any threes!". As a white guy it all makes sense now

@JKissoon1 3 года назад

"He doesn't eat grease!" "Yezzeeduz"

@coreygolphenee9633 2 года назад

That alcohol line is words to live by

@pv25 3 года назад

There needs to be a daily calendar with a different Sharpe saying every day.

@montrellbrown6579 2 года назад

Man love this dude

@jamesoneal4542 2 года назад

Crisco got me in the ❤

@DakoolkiddMusic Год назад

Shannon Sharpe 😂😂😂 "get a pair of dem dungarees boy and gon get out on the field" Lmfaoo I almost spit my lunch out

@nicflair999 4 года назад

Damn Shannon is Hilarious, And Jenny is beautiful😍😍

@camping2399 2 года назад

@7:14 that transition into the next day 😂

@Giagantus 4 года назад

This is awesome.

@anthonygray8966 3 года назад

“Little too late, Shannon, I thought that was a joke... we’re serious?” Love Jenny!

@dariusdawson5349 Год назад

That’s when you really cooking!!!! 😂😂

@christophershanklin112 4 года назад

😂😂Shanon and this Crisco

@jeisonmorgan2010 4 года назад

You got my subscription and like

@loganbarger8781 4 года назад

I love Shannon sharpe‼️‼️

@langemakhanya8990 4 года назад

“Let one go from San Diego.”

@Dubediton7 3 года назад

He needs an old lady choir on standby with the "Amens".

@samuelmullins758 Год назад

This is pure gold I’m dyin 😂😂😂😂

@jamesjeune2370 3 года назад

Unc Shay is very wise Man.. i learn a lot listening to him.

@dt951 3 года назад

“Get you a pair of those dungarees and go outside in those fields”... bruh

@meremortals9960 3 года назад

I got that same can of crisco with used grease in it as well..

@ampthefreethinker5335 4 года назад

Uncle shay, hilarious legend!!!!!!

@DracoLunar_ 2 года назад

“If a dog has a square butt, it would poop blocks” Holy fuck lmaoooo

@DontavisHooks229 4 года назад

Can't help but love uncle chef shay 😂😂 ol dusay and hennasay lol

@natrambo3589 4 года назад

😂😂😂 shannon the GOAT

@rahshaad83 4 года назад

"Nobody plays chess" has me lmao

@GeronFletcher 3 года назад

That was funny I guess he just means he doesn’t know the Queen is most powerful lol he needs to play!

@germainerucker9414 4 года назад

Got me an ole hood party goin on got da Dusse got da Hennessey😂😭💀

@hey_its_branden Год назад

Skip taking some of the analogies literally is hilarious 😂😂

@matthewadams8294 4 года назад

Spot on about Alcohol.

@phishtix452 4 года назад

Derrick Henry is not a problem; he is an issue. Brilliant

@stevelesliehikes 3 года назад

Lol James Harrison and Shannon are hilarious

@just908blaze1 3 года назад

Kinfolk Kirk is hilarious! Lolol

@bobsburgers1556 2 года назад

"If a dog had a square butt, it'll poop blocks." That's too random and funny. 11:26

@AJSchnell 4 года назад

Fitting that this is posted while both Shannon and Skip are on vacation

@jonmanning7374 2 года назад

Shannon bringing them jewels to the table

@anthonylewis8253 3 года назад

Shannon said he cooks with crisco. Lol

@southsid3maryjan325 2 года назад

Big facts Shannon the uncle I never but wish I had

@trippljjj 8 месяцев назад

You sho out you get wo out🤝😂

@jaysimm1062 4 года назад

Yeeeeaaaa!!!! Lol thats his favorite word

@foreverbMT 4 года назад

If a frog had pockets lmaoo😆😂😂🤣

@WhyHateGreatness 3 года назад

Wtf 🤣😂😂 shannon tripping

@Gimmemine59 4 года назад

Damn 11:23 of pure gold! Gotta Love ol Shay

@balamkinich7968 3 года назад

The square butt and block poop killed me.

@ZoSo_x 3 года назад

"iF a DoG hAd a sQuArE bUtt, it wOuLd pOop bLoCKs" - I'm start using that one 😂

@chicob.3906 3 года назад

Americas best here!

@Kevinschart 2 года назад

8:57 Shannon breaking out into a kermit the frog song is why he's the goat

@fredwhiteii8568 2 года назад

Jenny said what the most powerful piece in Chess Shannon said Nobody plays Chess!!😳😳😅😂😂😂

@cfairfax85 3 года назад

I love that shannon is a pothead lol

@olijames9970 4 года назад

But here's the THANG SkiiEEEEUP

@elias-zi5ji Год назад

Skip and Shannon top 5 duos all-time.

@StevensChloe8585 2 года назад

“Ole Goat James…”. 😂