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🛑🛑 A Double Whopper between 2 Pieces of Bread, on that Yamaha Jet Ski!!!!😂👍

That waverunners floatability is the true champion of this video

Just blows my mind how many people wait until they’re literally at the dock before putting dock lines on, both putting in and taking out.

She's a keeper bro!!!

I’ve realized from this channel that a mid cleat is the best option for any scenario

He should have raised the motor and used the propeller to saw the front off that jet ski

All they needed was a $30 boat hook .

Fun to watch!

Thankfully she wasn't hurt. What a dock job

I have never seen so many inconsiderate jet skiers, not only did the jet ski pull in behind as he is trying to dock, but they backed the trailer down while this is happening. It has been said before, make the jet skis use a separate dock. My patience would have been tested on that one.

The fun is always best after the coolers have been emptied!

Great initial approach for blue/white boat. All they needed was a single midships line to totally complete a successful docking evolution in 30 seconds - and she could have prepared that single midships line in the no-wake zone. The rub rail and widest part of the boat is BELOW any significant dock, so those tiny fenders will do nothing. AND, she sure appears to be using granny knots instead of cleat knots. All of these rookie mistakes could have been avoided by taking a CG Aux or Power Squadron boating class.

I love how visually distraught that dude was his friend left without him. I can't stop laughing

That last guy through a bigger hissy fit then most toddlers.

Fenders are nearly useless for that boat and tide level. They'll only do anything if they happen to line up with the vertical beams. Their best bet would probably be to fold the top rearward and let her grab a post from mid-ship, then he could get on the dock and tie it off. If this was the kind of struggle it took to get docked I would have stopped boating long ago.

That's why I like having a little older boat that guy in the jet-ski had no business docking behind them I would have ran right into him and just push them out of the way f them.

This is the definition of “ stuff going sideways “

1:40 She had both hands on the dock. Opportunity lost. It took another 6 minutes to get the first line tied. The fenders are useless here, and the boat manufacturers put rub rails and mid-cleats on for a reason. One other thing...a boat hook would have kept her out of the water.

I guess these new boaters thought just throwing the lines onto the dock constitutes a landing.

Wow ! 😶 Hope they learned to have fenders out and lines ready before they get to the dock. Probably not

My lord. I wouldn't be able to take a launch like this.

The incompetence is astounding

That guy was passed when he saw you filming lmfao!!

Watching that searay I feel so much better about my skills

OMG, they were so close to the dock at 1st, ahahaha, that was fun

It was at that moment she knew, she F'd up......

Love that Sea Ray SPX bow rider...

Its incredible the guy on the jet ski helping can't let go of his phone in his left hand. Damn People are you born with a telephone?

It's not a party until someone falls in the water

She made that look so hard. From start to end. Female Mr bean.

My guess is she waited to put the bumpers and lines out late because she didn't know what side of which dock, they would come into until they came into the area.

He was looking good on first approach.

a few rail scuffs are normal.. won't hurt it..

In Germany we have an expression for this: Hafenkino. Literaly translated: Harbor Cinema. I am so happy that where I have my sailboat - no motor boats allowed.

why doesnt anyone in florida ever have a line ready? do they not make boat hooks anymore?

Let he who has never fallen off a boat at the dock cast the first wet dock line. It will not be me!

Jet ski .... The cockroach of the water

90% of yall in here couldn't do any better.

Rush hour and crunch time!

Looked like they were doing it perfectly until the stern line was just tossed and left to lay. She tied it a spring line maneuver would of worked great-or he could of tossed a bow line. Every minute after that it just got worse.

Oh I feel for them. Don't worry, you'll get it down with a little practice

How to turn a basically completed docking into a total failure and fiasco.... SMH.

Dang

Once again defeat snatched from the jaws of victory…. Jeez

I could care less about boats but here is the best shot of the video @4:02

Why do I continue to watch these?!?!?!? They are so painful!!

It's just a Sea Ray you bounce those off the dock

I've said it many times, have ONE LINE tied at the bow cleat down to the stern cleat, you have control over both the bow and stern. In this pathetic attempt at mooring the boat, come in and did that very good, then start to fit fenders and lines. She had the perfect opportunity to jump onto the dock from the stern, but just throw the stern line onto the dock. Now if you only want to use a single line, have it tied to the centre cleat if you have one, make sure you have enough length, after you have got onto the dock, slowing pull boat in and it will line up nicely. Also go down on a quite day and practice and practice.

OMG don't let my new boat touch the dock!!!!!!!!!!!1 Rookies

You need to take a driving test so you can prove you can drive a car. Boating is a free for all. Thanks to the people who help.

Hey-seus, Mary & Giuseppe, THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL CLUELESS!

3:11 !! I own 2 Jeeps and a boat and I want to know what massive boat you’re towing with that 4 door?!

If she would have cut back on the cheeseburgers a while back they could have gotten 4 on the ski!

That mercury x5 is $15k+ alone. 😂 money can’t buy 🧠

Haven't people heard of boat hooks in FL?!?!?!

I feel bad for that couple, very painful to watch. Early on...those on the dock or nearby not stopping to help?

Why wait until you are on the dock before you set up your kit to dock.

I see this all the time. You are right they should have set the fenders well in advance of getting to the dock. Then when you get to the dock, forget about a bow line and a stern line, all you need is line on the mid cleat. You are not saying there, it's supposed to be temporary. With the mid cleat line the boat can go anywhere. If the bow tried to pull away the stern fender will prevent that. Like wise, if the stern tries to pull away the bow fender will prevent that. Quick and Secure, it doesn't get any better than that. Another time saver is to have those fenders tied on way before you get to the dock. I would put fenders our on both sides so you can quickly use either side. When you get close just flip them over and be prepared to tie off on the mid cleat. Then again, your videos would not be as entertaining, so there is that.

6:00 Looks like the girl on the left got tangled in a fishing net while she was out on the water.

That nade was mugging the hell out of the camera, run wavy she may eat you.

I wish you would have more and more videos more and more each week more than one or two a week

First time being early for a video drop

That last Jetski crew was special anyways. I mean first the last dude couldn't figure out how to but the life vest on. Second why the driver got his kill cord on the opposite wrist stretching it and getting it in the way. Newbie struggles are real

Does anyone in Miami know what a spring line is?

that sea ray captain looks completely confused??!!?

i dont know what they are making boats out of now but my, and my grandfathers boat never rocked about like these things i see here do

Man that one ski with the 2 dudes and a chick was a lil over its wait limit I'm a fat man my self and I have trouble getting back up on the ski or seadoo when I'm by my self let alone when someone else is on there if they roll over there going to have to drag someone one to land bc I dont see one of them ppl getting back up on it

He was on the dock twice,.. Mrs Gilligan shoulda had rear line on, glad she is OK

Does anyone in FL know how to use the mid-cleat?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

She gor a C- on boat docking but Aced the swimsuit competition...

Jesus dude, have you never seen someone fall into the water before??? Nearly blew out my damn eardrums

Truly helpless. 🤣

What a load on that poor jet ski.

I'd be pissed if I had to wait at the dock too that's why I bought a boat

The difference between docking in Miami and what I see on the North Shore of Massachusetts is night and day. There must be something in the water in Florida. Totally inept

1:41, simply step off at that point and captain get his ass out of the seat and grab the pole. Wow.

I wonder if the upset guy was ever picked up.

He should have hit the TOGA button a long time ago.

Looks like #4 was more interesting

Oh God poor lady

I would have offered the skis a face full of water

Needs more 'polish' on the teamwork. But, she needs to learn how to lasso. He needs 'lighter' hands on the throttle.

This is what happens when 2 people get a game plan about how to dock before leaving the house

There is simply no explanation for what goes on inside a woman’s head

That lady 🤦‍♀️

😂

MANDLBALM!!

Rō Shambō Is the law of the land in that last sitch And, rule one no sulking if ya lose. Embrace it and improve your paper, rock, scissors game for next time

These videos of 17 hour docking captains are so rough to watch

Are boat hooks illegal in Miami or something....?

When you say they're "heading for the sand bar" what is it exactly that you mean? Why would someone want to head for a sandbar? Unless they were serving drinks??

US people buy expensive boats but have no clue how to handle it in water or on a trailer,...easy task for Miami Boat Ramps to get crazy videos...

how about tossing a line to the lady or someone just standing there from the beginning

Does everyone in Miami wear G-strings?

Arent jet skis only lane 1,7,and 8

I bet the girl in blue shits on broncos guru in collaboration with wavy boats & this is another guru & wavy productions every time she sees this

Everything was fine. She just didn’t give herself enough slack when she jumped. Btw did the chick on jet ski have anything on under those pantyhose/stocking things?

I can't watch this..hurts too much.

1st boat cap was a pro - the lady with him was learning. You gotta understand by now everyone is at some stage of learning so acting so shocked when the slightest hiccups occur while docking is lame