she's a clown car re: I’m Dating 4 Guys - And Now I’m Pregnant 

Yo. That Pokémon thing is no joke. I deployed with a girl who said a guy told her “I choose you”. Needless to say, it didn’t work out. But I respect his game.

just for the record Florida is called the north of the south for a reason you don’t see southerners in poly relationships just good old fashioned monogamies incestial ones.

I love ur sarcastic style lol, & u lookn good btw!😉

I'm from Broward County, Fl.

8:47 Thanks for speaking up for the kid. Lauren Lake would flip the fuck out at these clowns.

or Asian, or suddenly Latino, the comedic opportunity is there

The best part is that none of them could be mad about it lmao

If that baby come out looking like Djimon Honsu, I know there is a God lol

@Clown Supremacist I feel pity for the black guy that has standards THAT low.

The 5th hidden dad lol

For the moment...

THANK YOU 😭😭😭😭

*single-pussiedly

Oh my gawwwwwd

Well she failed... kind of... What I'm saying is one tried to kill the baby

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So even sadder than usual, right? I mean, at least old copies of National Geographic might become valuable one day. These guys though, and _especially_ creepy rat-man? Not so much, yo.

Her "brother" has more testosterone then all the men combined.

😂

damn.

DestielSnot savage 😂😂😭😭

Oh my god, burn

Surprising no one.

The person who made this video made a joke about Ethan being a victim of child a*use and he ended up being a child a*user. Google deleting my comments

Yep, wait which fuck -face- clown was Chris?

Just proves that these kinds of relationships aren’t “romantic” or “woke”, they’re very toxic and unhealthy. Especially since these kinds of people get into them.

@@kingbael6903 exactly! Healthy poly relationships are wonderful and just as functional as monogamous ones. Keyword, healthy. Poly relationships require trust and openness which this relationship does not have. And if you're bringing a child into the mix, you need to male sure your partners will be good parents bc its no longer about you anymore.

AGREED

Oooh exactly 69 likes when I last looked at this comment. It is prophetic.

💯💯💯💯

Tom Hardy-iest all the way

Not to mention her brilliant bukkake pantomime

yeah I hit that moist button myself after watching this abomination 😂

Master Splinter 😂😂😂😂…damn he looks like a creep

Master Splinter doesn’t deserve being compared to THAT. He raises stable lads.

All these reality shows are just freak shows. It's gross that people watch this garbage.

@Neil Brown I guess people like garbage!

@Neil Brown I haven't seen She-Ra but at least I can say that someone applied themselves artistically for the shows production. This is just finding the dregs of society and putting on display so we can gawk at them.

@@OdaSwifteye To kinda play devil's advocate first off by saying that Barcroft isn't really a reality show and despite them intentionally picking weird people like that they do also show people with actual disabilities, or ailments or disorders and show them in a positive light. However the RU-vid channel Great Big Story for example seems to do this better by not having so many odd ones just for clicks and encouraging that behavior. Also some reality shows are not terrible like my 600 lb Life or Hoarders as they may show the positive and negatives of life and show their progression and some are more so and some may be in the middle and be both negative and positve for views or to just see the outcome. But at the end of the day whether the reality show is meant to be good or bad, people put themselves out there for the world to see and whether you choose to view it or not you have to take it with a grain of salt and use it as an opportunity to reflect on society and what you saw. Seeing people different is interesting to some people and they have their different reasons for tuning in. ;-;

@@hlabhlabhlab Glad to see someone share my view.

Moon River Baby he probably has the highest testosterone out if all of them and thats not saying much

@Cristo Alba whoa, what

Poor Travis

Just goes to show how terrible of a mother she is

@@anneliesew4853 Anyone who would put their SO above the welfare of their child is no real parent. The fact that not only she, but her other boy toys, knew about Ethan's abuse and did nothing to remove him from the household makes them all terrible parents. Here's hoping that child was removed from that residence.

@@madamefluffy4788 This whole debacle was doomed from the start. Defending this kind of relationship is pretty much trying to defend the FLDS practices. Doomed.

@@anneliesew4853 You're saying that woman has poor decision making skills?!? No way!

that poor baby needs to be taken away from these terrible fucks 🤬

It's like walking into a synagogue to see that everyone inside has a hooked nose and is wringing their hands

They look like they crawled out of my nightmares

@@SailorSabol More like "sweet home Alabama" meme.

Lonesome Doot facts😂

It's one big soy and lard salad in that house.

My toughts exactly, jesus christ how thirsty can you get ffs

@Ranch DuBois The sad thing is I actually think a couple of them could if they cleaned themselves up. Or at least they could get with a girl that they don't have to split up like a pan-pizza.

Lol

Ranch DuBois I’m sure Ethans getting better in prison

Id rather hump a cat

Can't help but laugh.

I laughed and gagged at the same time x_X lol

Sometimes, that instinct to hit someone with a brick is there for a reason

Look, when someone literally looks like a C-List comic book villain, you're entirely in the right when you see them and think to yourself, "Nope, that's a disaster waiting to happen."

He should have been hired to play "Mouse" on Batwoman. Looks far more ratlike.

I think most of the South and the North are weird.

Yeah this seemed like some Florida shit.

... It does. Since I'm from there... I want out.

@Geese Agreed. I too live here and I resent this.

My exact thought.

Sir Hatter x

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The baby was abused and sent to the hospital.

@@xenomorph6599 wait what really

I think David and Louise Turpin would do a better job at raising this kid.

And they're not hot. Now if they all looked like Jacob Frye... Different ending.

No way! XD Every comment in here is hilarious!

To be fair, Florida isn't necessarily the underballs taint of the United States, but it's at least close to being the armpit or something similar.

I live in Florida...fml

I spent a weekend there once and I had the same jolt of recognition of the crazy.

Not a very good one

HERem

A very gross harem.

A harem that would make the weebs wanna quit anime

@@daniboy4153 my god it makes me want to drink bleach and kill myself

forever suffering The joy we get from it? Priceless.

Pink Diamond you’re not wrong

They probably are, and this is the only remaining way for them to get laid. 😏

@@IKillUDarling oh shit . . . What if this was their prison sentence?!

What list?The dumb list for falling for her

No, they all HAVE lists.

Now one of them actually IS on a list XD

🤣🤣🤣

😆😆

The child will be black. Mark my words.

Broke her leg, arm, ribs and skull, attacked her at least 3 times

He did more than squeeze her the baby had brain bleeds

@@bleedingbellybutton9403 yeah, he’s a monster.

@@macklyon7476 he definitely getting piped in prison

@@RedNinja0070 Yo Ethan... We're down to try those polyamorous relations. * Towel Snaps *

Bad Day Jay tiddies lol

@@kat_draws__ Word

Reminds me of my mama

@UCbnWoEXl8CCYKSiYpa3SKOQ Are you replying to the right comment, my man? See, we're all here for the cleavage.

@@BaronVonWolfe19 he's all about that oedipussy

How?

The one who pretty much never speaks? I'm guessing he's there for an easy lay and will peace out if the arrangement stops making him feel good.

Ethan probably hates the idea with sharing a girl, but he prefer to be in a relationship than to be without one. Travis should have never bring Ethan into the poly-relationship, it will ruin the friendship already establish between them.

This has not aged well...

He just stayed around for the baby beating apparently

Shed probably just make the others pay

Is she even married, like how the hell is this gonna work out.

If the only concern was fatherly issues.... These man look like child abusers to me.

Nice pfp

@@Willowy13 one of them did end up abusing the baby.

ah tyrone likes them thick

He’s probably better looking than her boyfriends .

"Damn't woman who's the father?!" "Idk I just called him Dick Fury the whole time!"

This literally reminded me of Mamma Mia so much

Here I go again! My my, how can I resist you? XD

Lmaooo yes 😂😂

Ya lol xD

Ayeee gave you 666

He has to go train the Turtles

@@tommyjohnson4855 no kidding, he should stay in the sewers for the rest of his life >>

It's not just his smile, it's how he tips his face down! Who does that not wanting to look sinister and evil?

@The Dark Overlord mama rat didn't teach him his manners

He's just there to eat everyones ass

Lol, fucking ham-planets.

They killed the dinosaurs

bruh

😂

@@blacktigerpaw1 Correction, they ate the dinosaurs.

But this is reverse harem

KittenPyroNao Those are stupid too.

@@moonriverbaby4108 yup

@@moonriverbaby4108 they are funny

Moon River Baby Amen, yeomen.

Yup 👍me too 😀

HE WHAT?!

​@@bloatedcow1361 Yup, he apparently beat her as he was constantly left as the babysitter and nothing else, so he took out his frustration on the baby. It's an inevitable conclusion from being in a toxic relationship like this.

I'll fight you for the honour of Jlongbone!

Cease!

@@wormswithteeth and I as well. Rarely do you find a girl youtuber who is genuinely funny and feels like they're feeding you cookies through the internet

Y.Y. Mckean May I recommend SuperButteryBuns funny Video game channel.

God yeah, that lasted! I'd put money on none of them being the father too.

@The Mongoose Looking at these guys makes me feel like 30 something year old George Clooney.

The Mongoose But its not just looks. They come off as perpetual man-children.

Jinxelin Valent Ethan looks okay...? But the way he acts is off putting to a lot of women lol

@The Mongoose Exactly. It's all about finding something about yourself that's socially marketable. Yeah, loosing weight, showering everyday, and dressing in more age appropriate clothes would help these guys a lot but being funny and having a sense of self-worth if they can't quite get to "confidence" as a state of being would get all of these dudes girlfriends.

@The Mongoose Yes, bit it will greatly increase your chances of success. People like to be around funny, clean looking type people.

I never noticed the part about him being 22, I thought he was like 40

It'd be a very weak stream, like squeezing out the last drops of toothpaste.

@@blacktigerpaw1 Please do like my dad and go buy cigarettes in vietnam

Maybe it’s like having a song stuck in your head, and the only way to make it stop is to hear the actual song. Round up a few willing guys, and report back once you clean up. The image should be gone from your mind.

@@thebuzzkill967 If you are implying that I should have a bukake, to end my visual, then I would rather eat a bullet.

Everybody's saying it's gross but she talked about tom hardy, henry cavill, the punisher boi and some other guy (decent line up)

@@rebelassassin4427 Nigga, im positive thats his middle name.

@@rebelassassin4427 They all look like that. I am worried for the baby girl.

@@Willowy13Well, actually...

Willowy13 well that aged like milk....

I've noticed that, too.

Grow up shallow fucks,,,some guys have amazing sex with people ...can you imagine sex with the enchantress? ve like fucking a whining ironing board,,,not serious just thoughtful

Perverts too, ever see pics of those people who bitch about kinkshaming? The dudes look like they have a katana collection and girls look like fujos who watch boku no pico 24/7.

kev catnip No one is being a pervert like you and talking about their sex life… We’re just talking about how they are unattractive. That’s pretty much it. We’re not in their bedrooms like your weird ass.

nah i have seen plenty of poly relationships with normal/attractive people.

poor little baby girl, i hope those grotesque degenerates jsut break this!

But we did expect it to go bad. Hope the little one got the support and family it needed.

@@ChaoticNeutralMatt I really hope so.

Personally, I think the problem is the South in general. Too many poor morbidly obese people here too disgusting to have higher standards.

go join the gang bro

Teodor-Olivian Pertea *throws up*

Moon River Baby Touché on that.

Maybe just weep for Jacksonville?

If it was a clone of Tory, would it join the relationship?

@@somberflight don't know maybe?

Same, I gotta do other shit with my hands, like hold hot chocolate

I love that intro

like fine wine and cheese

@Laq yes, I want that video to include an interview with the wheel and the three remaining pegs just to get my hate boner rock hard.

web.archive.org/web/20200327130146/www.jacksonville.com/news/20200325/jacksonville-man-jailed-in-abuse-of-5-week-old-baby Unfortunately, you were right.

@@loneskum8861 I tried to link this and my comment got removed but yep.

Praying for her 🙏🧎‍♀️

That and I'm sure they'll be like "why do I have to work/take care of the new guy's kid? I just want to play video games" lol

@Kibate That's exactly what I'm thinking, too where one of them might say "fuck it" or even get pissed off because they feel like they're not being appreciated or listened to when decisions need to made for the kid.

They say it takes a village....and she’s certainly open to letting a whole village in her.

You can tell the guys "tolerate" each other at best. When shit hits the fan, SOMEONE is ducking out.

Well... The Ethan guy beat up the baby

And brotherless too lol

low t? toasters? twats? twitters?

@@theALTF4 Low t means low testosterone ☠️

Matthew Perttula Well since he's in prison now for beating the 5 month old child half to death and quote 'squeezing her head until he heard a pop' I for one don't have any sumpathy for that cretin

@@Bronimin..... What?

Oh.... Oh holy shit!

@Orochimaru Hebi it happened last April, he threw a tantrum because he was in charge of babysitting and the fact he wasn’t likely the father and that he didn’t get special time with the Mistress he took his anger out on the baby

Times like this I am reminded why I am single

More like super discount Mama Mia in a dollar store.

MAMA HOW CAN I RESIST YA?!

Lol right here. Holy shit, was that fucked but the fact it was the guy that went "Yay~", makes me think he made that noise while using his baby like a stress toy and it cracks me up.

Btw you are *savage*. Subscribed.

omg! Was it rat boy?

@@OpinionatedChicken59 it was the boy next to rat boy. Ethan.

@@jefglv Oh yeah that one looks like he's holding onto some rage

@@jefglv KNEW IT

Ethan ended up abusing the baby after it was born & only 5 weeks old. Broke her ribs, leg, arm & multiple skull fractures & it occurred over 3 separate attacks. Unbelievable. What a monster. web.archive.org/web/20200327130146/www.jacksonville.com/news/20200325/jacksonville-man-jailed-in-abuse-of-5-week-old-baby

Jennifer Alvarez that’s horrifying

@@fallingskies8991 For some reason it's more terrifying to me because we knew about these people before hand & that so many people in videos about them left comments predicting he would do something bad.

Yep. Ethan ended up abusing the baby after it was born & only 5 weeks old. Broke her ribs, leg, arm & multiple skull fractures & it occurred over 3 separate attacks. Unbelievable. What a monster. web.archive.org/web/20200327130146/www.jacksonville.com/news/20200325/jacksonville-man-jailed-in-abuse-of-5-week-old-baby

@@jenniferalvarez4041 omg hows the baby doing =/

@@shadowzach00 I think I read it survived and is in the girl's parents custody.

High school?? Which one? And how old is the woman?

Hiphop618 They shouldve done that sooner... web.archive.org/web/20200327130146/www.jacksonville.com/news/20200325/jacksonville-man-jailed-in-abuse-of-5-week-old-baby

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"Should’ve titled the vid “Town Bike... Everyone’s Had A Ride”" no one with a car did

@clubtcb none of these cuckbois got a car lmao

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I'll commit to two double D beauties in 2 milliseconds lol

It's extremely difficult admittedly but not impossible and it's really silly to do it with so many and in the same house. Speaking as a poly myself this is madness to me.

@@Theravingranter I will agree with you. A single 1 on 1 relationship is hard enough, people think adding more will make it easier? You might be able to handle 2 on 1, but I can't image it wouldn't drain on you. Definitely going to hit some hard spots.

@@ChaoticNeutralMatt if you're getting drained emotionally from a relationship, it's not healthy.

@@Theravingranter ok buddy

Im in!

Or reproductive. 😏

RHBR H-H. That. Is Not. Correct-ah!

Sign from God! Should’ve seen the outcome from miles away!

Not really. It can work for a while because of the sexual perks but human nature demands companionship and eventually, one side resents the other. I'm sure you heard what Ethan did to the baby when it was born.

My heart goes out to this poor child who has to deal with not only her moms abusive boyfriend, but her mother’s illogical libtard ideas

not killing, abusing. the child is alive.

@@SanKomikoLuzifer thank god

I'm not sure which fact is more monsterous.

I had a look for it and it's gone.

This guy has a hilarious take on it ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-D4hC4fPHizA.html

Lycan Seijin it’s for the best

@@Air_Serpent Correction. The fact that you're correct in what you just said is the saddest part. -_-;

And why tf would they do that??? I know poly relationships are definitely odd to some people, but no one chops up their own children just because of an open relationship alone.

@@rainlily3-oh-5 No they abort them if they're smart.

@@blacktigerpaw1 still doesn't make sense. If they all want to raise a child, the conception of the child was consensual, and they have the money and everything to raise this kid. Unless a medical incident like, an ectopic pregnancy, occurred, abortion wouldn't even be necessary in any way.

I don't see it, either. Someone is bound to get jealous. And there is always a favorite. Always.

that's the reason why the bond between a (good) parent and (good) child is so strong, because you know whatever problem you have YOU WILL have to find a solution. In a polygamous relationship you can just take the easier way and spent your time with another partner. I'm sure there are people who can be happy for the rest of their lives while having different partners... but I don't believe that this counts for the vast majority of humanity and specially not for THEM!

I'm Poly amorous but not a polygamist. I only want to marry one person. I'm at a point in my life where I can still fall for someone else but no longer take it any further because honestly every man I talked to ends up being a major twat, emo, greedy, and psycho. So I'll stick with my one true and one other who honestly is just a dear friend to me. I only get physical with one. Sexuality isn't that big of a thing for me. I prefer the romance and the hugging and talks. I like having a true connection but for now and always I will stay happily with my one who understands and doesn't judge. We've also set up rules too. Rules are very important in these things it helps the jealousy from getting heinous. We work. We're happy truly. For some people sadly....it ends up a hot mess but those people don't get it nor are they mature enough to handle more than one person.

Same. I don’t entirely understand poly but at the same time I don’t think this is gonna work. Honestly I think it’s best for a poly relationship to be poly from the start and end that way because I feel like it’s better that way. Then again if you want more than one partner then don’t commit and don’t get into a relationship at all so that way it would be better. But that’s just me.

Hit the nail on the head

Ikr😂