The Bunty Cuck Chronicles (PART 2) 

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My legs snapped shut so hard I dislocated my hip

He sounds like one of those dudes that's only had sex once, so he feels the need to play it up to infinity to impress internet people, when in reality, he prolly missionaried her for 2 minutes and cried after.

Is it only me who finds his laugh kinda uncomfortable?

I will now, and forever read r/niceguys in his voice

He talks about how little he cares with theses teary, depressed eyes.

His fake laughter is so uncomfortable...

can we get a compilation of Bunty's incredibly awkward nervous laughter?

Me so hornet.

" I'm not embarrassed " " Deletes both videos " XD

HE NEEDS SOME MILK

WHY LISA, WHY LISA, PLEASE TALK TO ME, PLEASE! YOU’RE PART OF MY LIFE, YOU ARE EVERYTHING, I COULD NOT GO ON WITHOUT YOU, LISA.

I wouldn’t really call A Problem with Apu a movie, or even a documentary, cause those require talent.

He is the embodiment of a highschool kid who can't get over his EX and constantly talk about sleeping with said Ex to 0rove that they in fact are not virgins

Dude I actually feel bad for him! He’s in so much denial that his flight to leave Egypt already left! 🤣

7:44 Prepare yourself for some of the best editing to ever exist.

"I'll do whatever the fuck I want, when I want lol. Enjoy your day." "So did your ex" GIRL HOLY FUCK

off topic but ur hair is AMAZING ❤❤

This guy's videos give me so much cringe it makes my skin crawl. Like I feel the need to jump out the window to get away from the second hand embarrassment.

That twitter exchange was savage. That last one, “I’ll do whatever the fuck I want”...”so did your ex” lmao Should have added that people are only sympathetic because they feel bad that he’s that stupid

Daaaammnn. In part 1, I suspected that maybe, just maybe, he was genuinely love sick from connecting with her emotionally or something. But after seeing this, those suspicions were decimated. He really is just hornet. 😐 Pathetic.

Off topic, your hair is looking great. As for this Bunty person, I've only heard of him back during the Vidcon thing of last year but he was never someone I really followed because I'm not on Twitter like that. But it seems like he really needs to sort some things out. It sounds like he just can't get over the fact that he got played by a thot and unlike moving on to someone better, he was stuck on her and pretty much made a fool of himself with the video. The phrase "Sometimes it's best to keep it to yourself" mantra applies to that since he doesn't understand why people cringed at the video. If he's actually joking about all this, he's definitely a good troll but if not, hopefully he does move on lol.

Okay, he lost me already at "I opened myself up emotionally to you guys." No. He pointed a camera at himself, recorded a video spilling his guts and WAY too much info, and uploaded it to RU-vid. What did he expect?!

I used to think he was moderately attractive but after this thing happened I feel nauseous that I even thought so.

New video by God herself? Just in time for dinner? You shouldn't have

Can I just say, I hate this nice guy passive aggressive “I did everything right, and was better then the last guy.” Nice guy thing.

How can such a hilarious and clever person recieve this little amount of recognition? Also your hair is absolutely gorgeous.

That girl dodged a bullet. So many red flags with that dude. She's a cheater, but he's a cringefest tettering on dangerous who needs to be avoided.

Reminder: Anyone that feels it necessary to inform the world how self-assured, sexually proficient and intelligent et al they are, isn’t. ;) On a lighter note though the anecdote about the woman Bunty once dated but tragically had to dump because she was barren was sublime in its self-pitying insensitivity! Good stuff.

Jesus. He's projecting so hard, i could watch this from Mars.

I can hear sobs in his laughter...

He does realize that people can express emotion without putting the entirety of their private lives online, right? Ps- Btw your hair looks so cool in this video!

This woman wasn't fckn around on him, she was fckn around with him. He was never her boyfriend

if he laughed like that in front of me i think i'd call the cops

The gods have heard my cries

That forced "Everything is fiiiine" laugh makes me die inside every time I see/hear it!

The fake laugh gets old quick

My goodness the editing on your videos are amazing. I was listening on headphones so I'm deaf now.

His girl used him like a toilet seat.

Well..... you know what they say, "you are what you eat".

That shit made me lose a lot of respect for Bunty. Not because he was sharing his feelings or whatnot. Plenty of people/men do that on youtube, it's fine. I watch boogie and empathise with him, it's fine. It's the lack of self-respect, the self prostration, the pathetic fucking groveling that I despise.

if you have not already PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW TRUTH OR DARE. Im a new subscriber but i absolutely love your videos so far. Your not just funny you are HA HA funny. Your editing is amazing and interesting. Your personality and work is extremely entertaining. I love your content over all and i enjoy hearing your opinion.

Alphas don't get cheated on, Bunty.

A real alpha does not call himself an alpha.

Bro she don't wanna be saved don't save her

i've watched both videos so many times, but it neeeever gets old.

Bunty King is the ‘Treat You Better’ of RU-vid.

You remind me of Chris Ray Gun, and I love every second of what I’ve seen from your channel so far. Sub earned!

Like a pigeon that willingly sits on a non-insulated powerline.

sounds like he's butthurt because this chick treated him like he treats women.

The joker has a less frightening laugh then bunty

Just when I think I have nothing to watch on youtube, I come across part 2. Nice.

Man I guess I just assumed Bunty King was on the level, since Chris Ray Gun palled around with him. But then everybody's got that one embarrassing friend right?

God.... just roast all the skeptics. My sides would split.

So, his "Me so hornet" shirt was actually a foreshadowing of his "thirsty pajeet" character all along.

Bunty has the most awkward insecure laugh I've ever heard

this man makes me cringe and tense up until my hips are thrown out of place from tensing up so tight

You are giving me Storm/ Rogue vibes. Your hairstyle looks great. He seems like a creep.

I think... his mind broke...

Watching the Bunty segments is visual bone hurting juice.

You make a good point. All he wanted was sex but like with many humans he gained a level of security from having a intimate relationship but intimacy is not what they had so she found some other guy and he went crazy when he realized that he was truly alone and that no one loved him and that his sex was truly meaningless.

Love your hair in this vid! Dude is a weenie hut junior reject lol

"I'll do whatever the fuck I want, when I want lol. Enjoy your day." "So did your ex" I'm gonna report this video for murder.

I love how the tv screens are where you project the videos humiliating him

7:45 is pique editing.

Ooo! Your hair color is so cute! The video was hilarious too, but dang, I wish I could pull off some bold silvery action like that.

7:52🤢👍🏾 you're editing is perfect

The differences between these 2 videos is like those bad boy tiktoks

You got me at the “Good boy” part. Subbed, keep it up!

Bunty was one of the many sub-par anti-SJWs that I kind of likes, but didn't really watch. Someblackguy, Chris Ray gun, and bunty are some of the few who turned into complete morons once that well dried up.

Having the good guy attitude sorta fucks you over if you're not careful because you end up like him.

your editing skill is on point

Never clicked so fast!! I've been waiting for this! haha!

Damn, I just noticed how much I love your hair. I'm just binging your videos and looking at all your hair styles And they're all so great!

your editing and animations have become such much better!

Hi! Im a little late to the party, but I just found you through your Beauty and the Beast review and you crack me up. Your edits are really good! And, random, but I like your hair in this video! Definitely look forward to watching more :)

Lol you had me at the "kill me" part you inserted. Subbed yo!

God bless you JL, I can't stop watching your videos. The perfect alternative to /pol/

I love this new set up JLong!!! You're amazing !!!

Oh my God you are an absolute gem. Thank you shoe on head for linking JLongbone

When JL uploads a video, it's like a holiday for me!

DAMN GIRL! Im liking the new set up ! and the Hair

Show of hands who thinks this guys is a major contributor to the I had sex, no really I did Reddit!

I am so happy you popped up in my recommended.

This boy needs to learn that RU-vid is not a therapist. The level of salt that seeps from these videos is absolutely fucking over my cholesterol. P.S: I just found your channel and I already love you

I have always been treated well by him and I will be thankful for that, but COME ON DUDE THIS IS CRINGE CENTRAL! this is coming from a guy who calls himself the king of cringe I every video i make. I'm waiting till marriage to have sex but even if I was wanting sex I would not broadcast it online, I sure as heck would not bash the people online. I havedepression, I an overly emotional at times, IM NOT AS EMOTIONAL AS BUNTY AND THIS IS COMING FROM A FAN OF HIS! I'm starting to rethink my life choices when it comes to RU-vid and who I follow lol. Great video as always.

I’m glad we finally have a good word for this the BOI IS A SIIIIIIIIIIIIMP

Damn. I forgot all about this. LMFAO! So he never did end up saying it was just a huge troll or prank? I gave him the benefit of it all and assumed he was doing a skit. Playing a character like he's parodying a cringelord off reddit or tumbler or whatever those sites are called. OMFGs! This fool was serious. Oh Bunty. Bunty. Buntyyyyyyyyy........

It's a good thing Bunty's wearing that shirt, because it really looks like he's sunsetting himself.

This is beyond sad

this some good shit keep it up my g

😂🤣😅😆 your videos make me cry with laughter THANK YOU !!!!!!!! i need that right now 💗💕💖💕💖💗

This guy is unreal. He is completely devoid of any self-awareness

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I crapped my self at the milk barfing part 🤣🤣🤣

I look forward to your millionth subscriber, @JLongbone! You're getting there fast! :D

Oooo, exciting. I have to say, I really love the editing. I get good laughs with the timing.

Idk why this was in my recommended but let me just hit that sub button real quick

I wish you done all the graphics on his tv in the background cause it killed me lmao

Hahahah love your reaction edits