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TESS & FIONA: Tess Holliday RANT & NeonFiona Response! 

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A soft take on Tess Holliday and her Cosmopolitan cover (while being annoyed by neonfiona)
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@JLongbone
@JLongbone 5 лет назад
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@hiraethVixen
@hiraethVixen 5 лет назад
JLongbone I wish RU-vid wasn't such a fuckface. Your channel and content is absolutely amazing
@GloofiE
@GloofiE 5 лет назад
Where's the cardboard tier?
@NovaG0
@NovaG0 5 лет назад
What?! Really? Goddamm youtube...
@royriley6282
@royriley6282 5 лет назад
More ethnic kekistani discrimination from youtube.
@DonnaCPunk
@DonnaCPunk 5 лет назад
RU-vid has destroyed what RU-vid was meant to be.
@ottz2506
@ottz2506 5 лет назад
“Why is that large Christmas tree on the cover? It’s September” that made me laugh xD
@mazubaq2953
@mazubaq2953 4 года назад
Plus that accent it killed me!!!
@daudajabani9831
@daudajabani9831 4 года назад
Dead ass man!🤣🤣
@emilinebelle7811
@emilinebelle7811 3 года назад
Dude. I can’t tell you how hard I laughed at that the first time I watched it. I’m back to watch it again.
@tgiacin435
@tgiacin435 10 месяцев назад
That and Tess eating a whole cake bit is my favorite just because of her usin Lepti Nek from return of the jedi for it
@Lazy_eye_blobFish
@Lazy_eye_blobFish 5 лет назад
Who cares about other health? Doctors Families Friends Anyone with an ounce of human decency.
@tylerorr3851
@tylerorr3851 5 лет назад
Nah mate, health is just a social construct and is just part of your identity.
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean 5 лет назад
@@tylerorr3851 Here's the thing though, it's not like obese people don't know they're obese. They have eyes, and mirrors. This is not news to them. Pointing it out to them at any opportunity isn't gonna do jack shit as far as motivating them to get healthy, if anything, it has the opposite effect. Using that tired excuse of fake health concerns is pretty transparent. No one's buying it. "I'm just concerned for your health." No you're not mate, you're simply disgusted by them on a personal level and this is a socially acceptable way of telling them off right to their faces.
@tylerorr3851
@tylerorr3851 5 лет назад
@@WobblesandBean Idk about that man, there's a way to handle it. say myself i use to be 110kgs at 15, lost 32kgs at 18 using myfitnesspal and running. I remember telling my uber driver this and he was astounded, he downloaded the app as i was finished my fair. I think its just people don't know how to lose weight most of the time and most people that give advice to overweight people don't actually know what its like to be overweight.
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean 5 лет назад
@@tylerorr3851 I do know, well...not to the point where Tess is for sure, but I was a model back in the late 90s when Kate Moss was the It Girl, so the pressure to be rail-thin was intense. I weighed 104, and my agency demanded I drop another ten to lose my "beer gut" as they put it, or else I'd be dropped from the label and marked as "self-destructed"...the industry's term for a girl who gained weight, got pregnant, or aged into their late 20's. Basically, it meant you'd never find professional modeling work ever again. Yeah, it's fucked up. Trust me, even with all that pressure, it's incredibly hard to lose weight if your body simply doesn't want to. It's just genetics. I was incredibly unhealthy back then, but no doctor ever said so, even when I stopped getting my period from starving myself. I "looked great" they said, so they figured a blood test wasn't necessary, even as my hair started to fall out. Sorry for the essay length reply, I know my experience is far from universal. I just wanted to explain that weight loss can be a lot more than just what you eat. And, having been on both sides of the body shaming issue, I can definitely state that fat shaming is WAY worse and more vicious than skinny shaming. It's not even close. And I'm not even that big, I'm only 150 pounds! It's much, much worse for others. My point is, thin doesn't mean healthy, and chubby doesn't mean unhealthy. Now obviously, morbidly obese people aren't healthy. But we extend that same judgment to someone who is a perfectly average and healthy size 14, and you can still be quite fit at even larger sizes. And if you ARE obese, well... That girl kinda has a point, we don't treat heavy smokers with nearly the same universal disdain that we do fat people. Vegans don't even harangue meat eaters as much as society does fat people. We don't go to those waiting for a new kidney or liver and screech about how our tax dollars are being wasted on them, how dare they destroy their old liver with drugs and alcohol, they don't deserve it, etc. Same goes for heavy smokers, we don't lambast them when they develop lung cancer. So why is it socially acceptable to bully overweight individuals? I also agree with her that people don't owe society anything. Yet we all act like fat people owe us somehow, that they don't _deserve_ medical treatment. Take my earlier example above regarding smokers, if we learn they have lung cancer, we react with pity, not hostility. We don't demand that smokers quit smoking, or that average people give up eating meat and drinking booze in order to "deserve" their being on Medicaid. After all, we know for scientific fact that consuming red meat and hard liquor is bad for our health. Likewise, there are plenty of diabetics who aren't overweight, but if they are, suddenly their status as a diabetic becomes ammunition against them. It's unspeakably cruel, hypocritical, and above all, counterproductive. I dunno about you, but as someone who has severe anxiety and a chronic pain condition, when someone gets angry at me for cancelling plans because of my health problems, it makes me want to leave the house even less. How is bullying anyone going to magically inspire them to improve? They need encouragement, not venomous insults. I've seen obese people at the gym, really working their hearts out at the treadmill, only to watch some jackass gym bro mock them to their face, and they immediately got off the machine, looking absolutely mortified. It was heartbreaking. And you bet your ass that person likely never set foot in a gym again. If they're going to get the same shitty treatment even when actively trying to lose weight, then why bother? Losing weight is hard, if they're going to get shat on either way, then they might as well eat whatever they want, right? If I had a shitty day I tend to reach for the ice cream. I can't imagine how bad it'd be if, every single day, everywhere I went, I was treated like garbage. No wonder it's so difficult for morbidly obese people to turn their lives around.
@tylerorr3851
@tylerorr3851 5 лет назад
@@WobblesandBean "All missary you ever experiences will be self inflicted, pain is a reactions to a stimulation you experiences, so if you don't react is there pain?" That's something i learnt from a man called goenka. I feel like your pain isnt caused by either being fat or being skinny, its about being accepted by people. You care if someone calls you fat and you care if they call you too skinny. Though now you think "well if they are going to tell me im shit either way, might do the fun one" which honestly its a more healthy way of thinking then the "i gotta be skinny to be accepted". I think you've got to get to a point of not caring what other people think and start caring about yourself. Care about what you think, what you feel, how you feel and most of all try to be the best version of you. Accept responsibility for your actions, for your current state and why you feel like shit. People may say mean things, but in the ends its you who reacts to them, you either reacts with being hurt, or by being angry or by being sad. You have a choice in the way you feel, and one choice you have is to not react, and observe (yes easier said then done, but you can learn too).
@hermannlagrange803
@hermannlagrange803 3 года назад
"I am bisexual, I can't legally drive" These are real words that came out of a real person's mouth.
@Red-jl1qr
@Red-jl1qr 3 года назад
I can't with this- like, it's her entire personality and its awful and shallow
@DarkSithBarbie
@DarkSithBarbie Год назад
So, she was once pulled over and there was a warrant for her arrest for outstanding parking tickets, so she lost her license and needs to retake her driving exam. That means it's illegal for bisexuals to drive.
@hermannlagrange803
@hermannlagrange803 Год назад
@@DarkSithBarbie I know this is a joke, BUT this is a perfect example of post hoc (faulty cause and effect).
@monstermash8047
@monstermash8047 5 лет назад
Who should I take medical advice from? A woman who sits in her bedroom screeching about God knows what. Or. Medical doctors. That is a tough one.
@magoichi75
@magoichi75 5 лет назад
Monster Mash ohhh damn that’s a tough one....can I use call a friend?
@KossolaxtheForesworn
@KossolaxtheForesworn 5 лет назад
speaking of which. we are having smallpox epidemic, while same time one idiot at parliament (she even looks like one, but it was confirmed by what she is saying) preaches how there is not enough examples of vaccinations working. except this smallpox epidemic that could been avoided with vaccines. holy shit.
@parkchimmin7913
@parkchimmin7913 4 года назад
Kossolax the Foresworn Damn. The smallpox were basically eradicated WITH vaccines! And now they’re back because of nutjobs that believe in one false study! (Seriously though, just because that “study” exists on the Internet, doesn’t mean it’s true. The fact that people choose to believe in one, ONE study that “proves” that vaccines are “dangerous” over thousands and thousands of research that prove that vaccines work is insane!)
@beep898
@beep898 4 года назад
As you can see, the woman is the obvious choice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@blakemamba2067
@blakemamba2067 4 года назад
Honestly , with my experience with doctors I’d choose the first option based on that description, even so I agree with your point XD
@nosyDetective
@nosyDetective 4 года назад
"Your weight is not determined by what you eat or how much you exercise" "I walked 700 miles and ate healthy food all the time and I was hella healthy" ...
@cursedcancersurvivor
@cursedcancersurvivor 5 лет назад
The more foundation Fiona is putting on, the whiter her face is getting. 👻 Also who can take her seriously knowing she pegs Riley with a strap-on.
@creatornat
@creatornat 5 лет назад
Burn! XD
@haileyroberts1103
@haileyroberts1103 5 лет назад
I was thinking about the foundation. Is it her shade? I know nothing of makeup.
@alexbennet4195
@alexbennet4195 5 лет назад
?? Wtf is wrong with you? Why would you act like an ass over what people may or may not be doing in their video? Grow up, babe.
@lucapeyrefitte6899
@lucapeyrefitte6899 4 года назад
J Do you're most likely right
@Nina-cd2eh
@Nina-cd2eh 4 года назад
@hydrobyte Saying someone shouldn't be taken seriously because of what they do in their private lives, is not "criticism", boo.
@ImJustSayin2014
@ImJustSayin2014 5 лет назад
I love how they’re playing dumb about why Tess is criticized for promoting obesity. Like she’s just some random person living her life and trolls are bringing up her weight for no reason. She literally made a living and a name for her self promoting obesity under the guise of “body positivity“. I don’t think people would have such a negative reaction if it were even a fat female celebrity famous for things other than being fat, like Melissa McCarthy. But being fat is literally her whole personality and claim to fame. Also “I’m bisexual we can’t legally drive”? What the fuck? Is that some kind of attempt at humor?
@xLiLlyx98
@xLiLlyx98 4 года назад
Gotta bring up these oppression points xD
@willsith9762
@willsith9762 3 года назад
Pretty sure that's a Tumblr inside joke.
@chaotic_empty
@chaotic_empty 3 года назад
Bisexuals can’t drive “straight” is the joke, THATS THE JOKE
@ponikoTV
@ponikoTV 3 года назад
@@willsith9762 yep
@neinja66469
@neinja66469 3 года назад
Bisexuals go both ways Thats the joke ffs
@samponsampon5712
@samponsampon5712 5 лет назад
Eating foods that aren’t that healthy is just like drinking alcohol it fine as long as it’s done in moderation don’t just drink 3 six packs of beer or don’t eat a whole box of donuts, not that hard to understand.
@samponsampon5712
@samponsampon5712 5 лет назад
@@Theravingranter exactly, and one thing i don't get is why do people even want to be fat some people justify it even though they can fix it, and i don't get why. i'm fat myself i'm almost 300 pounds (and i'm 17 so my teenager self confidence issues skyrocket) and it's torture i don't see why anyone could justify being like this. just run on a treadmill a couple of times a week you will feel so much better i promise.
@axelwust9376
@axelwust9376 5 лет назад
Some people just can't get rid of fat. Not due to laziness mind you, but for example, there are people who just run treadmill once and get beach body, and others literally substitute one pack artificial sweeteners into their coffee and gain 5 pounds cause that's how brain works. Problem here is mainly that they think they would rather make themselves feel great rather than tackle the problem, like how an alcoholic would make up shit to make it seem like his addiction is beneficial. While that is one thing, it gets worse once they begin propagating such ideas to normal people. PS yes, I know about fat fetishist, that's whole other brand of stupid
@darklightcircus____3601
@darklightcircus____3601 5 лет назад
@@axelwust9376 yeah but thats not as common. Not what we are talking about
@CrabTastingMan
@CrabTastingMan 4 года назад
*Who cares?* Media was allowed to portray an unhealthy level of thinness as "the good thing" for body shapes for decades, nobody gave as many fucks as those who are raging against fat positivity right now. I see no difference. You are totally allowed to influence people to your cause. *Just like any cooky new age religion.* Tbh, I treat gender-fluidity as a cooky new age religion too, so I go "meh" and ignore them like other tinfoil-hat religious cults.
@RanMouri82
@RanMouri82 4 года назад
Most obese folks, myself included, don't drink three six-packs of beer or eat a whole box of donuts. In my case, I just don't really exercise or eat my veggies.
@hiraethVixen
@hiraethVixen 5 лет назад
when I saw her eat that cake I legit almost threw up
@Graycata
@Graycata 5 лет назад
If I saw anyone eat a cake like that, it would make me feel weird
@Keke_Poutri
@Keke_Poutri 5 лет назад
Same, i would probably gag so bad
@parkchimmin7913
@parkchimmin7913 4 года назад
Melissa I wouldn’t wanna eat a cake with my face on it. It would be too weird.
@RedRoseSeptember22
@RedRoseSeptember22 4 года назад
But we all know the people with the "feeder" fetish got boners @_@
@daniboy4153
@daniboy4153 4 года назад
That cake gave me diabetes just watching her eat it Like I wanna eat junk food, but not that much
@glowieinc2844
@glowieinc2844 5 лет назад
Riley acting like America is such a bad place is not surprising. Thank goodness Riley lives in Australia now.
@Charliem1994
@Charliem1994 5 лет назад
Not for us Australians.
@hiraethVixen
@hiraethVixen 5 лет назад
why did he move?
@lyletheunamusedgryphon1445
@lyletheunamusedgryphon1445 5 лет назад
As long as he stays as far away from asia as possible i'm happy You deal with him, not us.
@Charliem1994
@Charliem1994 5 лет назад
@yourjoking Right Take your mess of a person back to where he came from lol. Get him outta my land.
@Charliem1994
@Charliem1994 5 лет назад
@Alissa K Don't call that horse a she.
@mischathemutt
@mischathemutt 4 года назад
"I'm bisexual, we can't legally drive" H U H ?
@stevenschnepp576
@stevenschnepp576 4 года назад
She can't help it. She's a wealthy white woman in a first-world country, and therefore one of the most privileged people to ever exist. She needs _something_ to claim them victim points.
@HateshWarkio
@HateshWarkio 3 года назад
Bisexual people can't legally drive because they tend to go both ways. Now it's a joke, not a good one, but it is a joke.
@DiamondDecoy
@DiamondDecoy 3 года назад
@@HateshWarkio Omg thank you for explaining that. She just said so seriously I was like uhhhh.....?
@papershadow
@papershadow 2 года назад
@@HateshWarkio See that joke is mildly humorous in construction, but the delivery left out the line that forms the double entendre and thus actually makes it a joke, alongside the delivery being... unfunny in general. Also peppering it inside of a video/rant by Fiona that's mostly taking shots at people without necessarily making jokes or sarcasm the way JLongbone's response has, so it's not even primed to read as a joke. In short: Egoist thinks they're funnier than they are much like they think they're smarter than they are.
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 5 лет назад
Ah yes, because my family was never concerned about my weight because I was borderline diabetic, had knees that felt like they were made of bare nerves or had heartburn and plantar fascitis at 14. IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE PATRIARCHY
@setablaze1802
@setablaze1802 5 лет назад
My Life is a Complex Pastiche goodness that sounds tough. All jokes aside i hope you’re feeling better now.
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 5 лет назад
Lolo Crown Bay Still got a little bit of a belly, but compared to how I was, I am lightyears healthier than before.
@tastyloaf5487
@tastyloaf5487 5 лет назад
@@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 Congrats, Keep up the good work!
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 5 лет назад
@@tastyloaf5487 Thanks a bunch!
@soygato2722
@soygato2722 5 лет назад
My Life is a Complex Pastiche High five 🖐🏻
@lentil5699
@lentil5699 5 лет назад
i had to turn down the brightness because her face got so white from that foundation jesus
@iKazed
@iKazed 5 лет назад
Also Riley is actually right for once. Basal metabolism is the overwhelming majority of caloric burn. But that fact is literally not supporting her premise because since basal metabolism (which has a degree of variability, but not THAT much) is the main caloric burn source, you can't overeat because you basically cannot realistically out exercise a poor diet. You need to eat within your basal metabolic rate, which is 1800-2700 calories depending on age, gender and other factors. Why Riley is acting like this fact helps her case is beyond me, because it's actually the most crucial piece of evidence COUNTERING fat activists acting like they can be "healthy" whilst gorging. You can't, because you simply can't make up for going over your basal rate! You can get a few hundred calories extra out of exercise, maybe a thousand if you push yourself extremely hard, but it won't undo your Big Mac meal for lunch, your super sized Wendy's 4 for $4 at 2nd lunch, your large 64oz Coke at half past snack o' clock and your dozen and a half of Krispy Kreme donuts for dinner. I say this AS a fat person who has a lot of self control issues I need to work on especially overeating. It's especially worse for me because I have health issues that make me rather lethargic so I really need to be eating less than my basal rate if I want to lose weight because it's hard for me to get any extra burn in.
@DrachonaTheWolf
@DrachonaTheWolf 4 года назад
I think the key thing is, regardless of how you became obese, it's not good for you. Unless you were born on Krypton, you should have normal lungs, a normal brain, heart, musculoskeletal system, and vascular system. None of those things are designed to handle more than the average weight of one person. Gravity alone will eventually kill you by acting on your weight, which your musculoskeletal system can't support.
@jmonseur5322
@jmonseur5322 4 года назад
Riley was also wrong in stating that you cant change your base metabolism. Working out and adding muscle to your frame can actually have a pretty significant impact on your metabolism just because there is a lot more body to fuel with those calories.
@brorberglund6686
@brorberglund6686 4 года назад
J Monseur This is true. People tend to think that Caloric restriction is what it’s all about. True, you gotta burn more than you eat when trying to lose weight, but if your goal is to obtain and maintain a lean body, stuff like Insulin sensitivity, hormones, lean muscle mass and activity levels are actually way more important than obsessing over calories. Also, these are all factors that can be naturally and positively manipulated through activity and healthy eating. And yes. Basal metabolic rate is not a constant, and can be vastly improved with excercise. As an example, I myself have had mine go from around the average 2000s up to the 5000s in less than a year, just by building muscle and eating tons of nutritious foods
@chickennoodle3054
@chickennoodle3054 4 года назад
iKazed he*
@coolbeans5911
@coolbeans5911 4 года назад
WHO STARTS EATING A CAKE FROM THE CENTRE?! *_NO_* Also, if you want to be/feel healthy: ◇ _Follow the 20/80 rule_ * Diet = 80% of your body - it's true when people say "you are what you eat" - get your proteins, good fats, veggies, fruit (not a lot, remember: fruit still has a lot of sugar in it) and starch (with lots of fibre, like brown rice) - plan your meals, it helps to prevent you from overeating/binging - portion sizes!!!!!!!! - reward yourself now and again (you haven't had chocolate in a long long time, so make yourself a hot chocolate! Just don't overdo it!!) - think in terms of energy: what you consume you must burn to lose weight. So you can't eat something very high in calories (like pizza), not do exercise and expect to see results. Do the math, and be smart. Do you need the energy, or are you just after the taste? Which is more important? - don't eat a lot late at night - try to cut out processed foods and foods with additives. Try to eat clean whole foods as much as you can (it's good to have a cheat meal now and again, but not everyday) *Fitness = 20% of your body (muscle etc) - if you're not confident enough to go jogging or workout at the gym, it's okay!!! Go for long walks, start out with 20min and try to walk a bit farther every week. It's good for you and relaxing, and it strengthens your ankles&knees and prepares your body for more strenuous exercises like running - weights are your friend!!! The more muscle = the more calories they need to burn. If you don't have weights, use something heavy like a filled water bottle. Work those arms!! - squats are good; do it when brushing your teeth - stretching is also very good. You not keen for exercising? Then just do some light stretcing. Just try to use your muscles in any way - the more muscle you build = the higher your metabolism ◇Hydrate - Drink. Water. Do it. Please. - tea!!!!!! (learn to drink without milk&sugar&honey) - did i mention water? Cuz yeah that's important ◇ Rest - get some sleep. Meditate. Stress can cause you to over-eat/under-eat. You need to learn to unwind Don't focus too much on your weight. If you eat healthy, get active, sleep and hydrate then that uncomfortable squish will go away on it's own Also, all of our bodies are shaped/built differently. Not all of us are gonna look like Victoria Secret models, or Kardashians. Some of us have very stubborn squish. And that's okay. You got thicc stubborn thighs? That's good!! You have a belly? That's good!!! You have a thighgap? That's good!!! You have a natural bony structure? That's good!!! Etc etc You're all beautiful!!!! But healthy is the _real_ beautiful imo
@steelwolfdx
@steelwolfdx 4 года назад
Wow that was a lot of information and it's gold thank you COOLBEANS
@leoestellar5232
@leoestellar5232 4 года назад
No cap I cannot drink my tea without sugar... I will lose my mind and turn into a ravenous beast and begin foaming at the mouth.😂
@coolbeans5911
@coolbeans5911 4 года назад
@@leoestellar5232 lmao my mom is the exact same😂😂 fine for every spoon of sugar in your tea, do 10 squats / 45sec plank. If you love your sweet tea that much, then you must be willing to suffer for it
@leoestellar5232
@leoestellar5232 4 года назад
I already suffer by working landscaping and I usually swim when I get done with work. :p
@zuskull1
@zuskull1 4 года назад
You’re inspiring me to start a diet plan so I can lose weight. Thank you!!
@Anna-tk7ui
@Anna-tk7ui 5 лет назад
I can destroy her entire "people don't really care about health" argument with one name: Eugenia Cooney.
@daniboy4153
@daniboy4153 3 года назад
This means a lot more today now
@JimmyBoy9878
@JimmyBoy9878 2 года назад
Oof. Nearly a year after the reply. Really aging well. Can't wait for the update.
@daniboy4153
@daniboy4153 2 года назад
@@JimmyBoy9878 Nothing has really changed, I guess.
@JimmyBoy9878
@JimmyBoy9878 2 года назад
@@daniboy4153 Indeed
@zackpersonal
@zackpersonal 5 лет назад
I honestly don't care about the subject of most of your videos but I always watch because you're hilarious and the editing is absolutely fire!!!!
@geyesst390
@geyesst390 5 лет назад
Truth asf
@tastyloaf5487
@tastyloaf5487 5 лет назад
I am mad jelly for those editing skills.....
@MegaNovaShizzle
@MegaNovaShizzle 5 лет назад
Same honestly. I need to get on doing actual editing myself xD
@brojuiceunderfoot5765
@brojuiceunderfoot5765 4 года назад
Thus the truth was spake
@fromasgardwithlove2257
@fromasgardwithlove2257 4 года назад
Same here.
@collinmclaren6608
@collinmclaren6608 4 года назад
"Why do I want to get skinny for no reason if its literally just about my health." Yo, why tf do I need to take chemotherapy if its literally just about my health?! I don't want to lose my hair!
@papershadow
@papershadow 3 года назад
To be fair, with the thought patterns expressed here, I guess her health and maintaining one's existence wouldn't be much of a reason. Certainly doesn't convince me here.
@FiveofHearts1
@FiveofHearts1 5 лет назад
The way she ignores her own audience as she fawns over her makeup makes me want to slap that thing out of her hands.
@kino_verite
@kino_verite 4 года назад
Agreed.
@ponikoTV
@ponikoTV 3 года назад
Yeah
@slmndw
@slmndw 5 лет назад
I just love the term "validation addict", I can't wait to start describing people that way. lol Fiona seems self righteous, illogical, bigoted, & refuses to see the opposition's opinions. Her and Riley were MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!
@blueace1000
@blueace1000 4 года назад
@yourjoking Right They did. They have a son together and while she was pregnant, people were saying that her being obese could harm the baby. Obviously she didn't listen. Thank goodness the baby is healthy
@spiritninja5757
@spiritninja5757 5 лет назад
Lmao, Kermit the frog and miss piggy are so supportive of each other
@Littllebabydoll
@Littllebabydoll 5 лет назад
“I’m bisexual we can’t legally drive.” -is bi- -looks a permit- lol welp
@PHAToregon
@PHAToregon 5 лет назад
AwkwardPotato right
@5pid3rman80
@5pid3rman80 4 года назад
Lol!
@vtuberpetergriffin4895
@vtuberpetergriffin4895 4 года назад
Rimiru Tempest it’s like the Tyler the Creator meme of “So that was a fucking lie”
@jaytheartman610
@jaytheartman610 4 года назад
Where did the whole bi people not being able to drive thing come from?
@robin3746
@robin3746 3 года назад
@@jaytheartman610 I think it's a stereotype that they can't drive
@shponglechunch
@shponglechunch 5 лет назад
I want to give out my own experience here. Im a tiny girl. Very short and pretty skinny, im not flat really but I see myself judging myself because im not "thicc" enough. I feel like time and time again I see people making fun of those with my kind of body. I dont see people like me being praised much just see them being humiliated now. Skinny people arent any less than someone thats chunky. Ive seen friends of mine making fun of skinny people right next to me in highschool, heard tons of songs shitting on skinny girls, and now these kinds of bitches shitting on me too. Lets not forget the men who also shit on skinny girls because thicc is better ;) idc about preferences but this is definitely the kind of behavior that these bitches try to fight against haha just went full circle tbh
@D0MiN0ChAn
@D0MiN0ChAn 5 лет назад
Anj Valdez There seems to be no real middle ground anymore -- you're either too thin or immediately too fat. I hate this so much 😣
@jjmiles7173
@jjmiles7173 4 года назад
@quiet girl, dirty mind You mean "some". Because I have a lot of homies who say "Thicc", and mean chicks like Tess. When the reality is, " Thicc" is just chubby/Mom bod now. Y'all need to stop paying attention to fuck boys.
@jjmiles7173
@jjmiles7173 4 года назад
@@D0MiN0ChAn Meanwhile "The Dad Bod" is what a lot of Women want.
@stormisuedonym4599
@stormisuedonym4599 4 года назад
@@jjmiles7173 A man isn't a "fuck boy" just because he's not attracted to obesity, and "thicc" _did_ originally describe girls with curves in all the right places. It's essentially the high school dropout's version of "voluptuous". Stop enabling.
@leoestellar5232
@leoestellar5232 3 года назад
@Fueled by Milktea That depends on the guy’s personal perspective of the word thicc. But yeah that’s the usual definition
@slingshotmcoy
@slingshotmcoy 5 лет назад
She seems like the type of person to say white is evil, just a shot in the dark. Speaking of dark, that idea gets even funnier from watching her layer foundation to the point where my dry wall is jealous. I bet if chipped, I'd get more flakes off her than the walls too.
@Salixa456
@Salixa456 5 лет назад
I don’t know how people can eat THAT much How do you not feel disgusting?
@tastyloaf5487
@tastyloaf5487 5 лет назад
Dear god, when Eddie Murphy popped through that cake.... _"Hello Fatass!"_
@TheOriginal_Unaleska
@TheOriginal_Unaleska 5 лет назад
Denial
@hector1404
@hector1404 5 лет назад
And I feel bad because I ate an extra slice of bread, lol and this woman eats cake like is yogurt.
@lydfangirl118
@lydfangirl118 5 лет назад
It feels great while your eating. You feel disgusting after you've eaten.
@ej4j4i38wGwgeb8
@ej4j4i38wGwgeb8 5 лет назад
same,,,, i feel disgusted by just seeing snacks after i had a bag of popcorn and an icecream
@MistyLunaLotus
@MistyLunaLotus 3 года назад
The one thing no one really talk about is eating disorders or depression and spiraling. I think it's more sad than deserving of praise. I have been practicing self control and eating better because I am ashamed of my weight, not empowered or proud. I'm empowered by the people around me telling me to keep going, if I keep going I WILL get there. This is the message that should be spread, not "obesity is healthy"
@sierras.4592
@sierras.4592 5 лет назад
"Personality of a deer tick," left me gasping. Omfg.
@olympiadeverre
@olympiadeverre 5 лет назад
Can she, like, provide credible sources or something to support her bogus claims? Like, seriously, can she just go to literally any library and look up scientific journals?? Like, y’all, it’s not that hardddddddd. Like seriouslyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (Holy cow that hurt to type.)
@bchin4005
@bchin4005 5 лет назад
We thank you for your sacrifice
@h3ll0gudbye
@h3ll0gudbye 5 лет назад
Hahaha, my parents told me the same thing. I was genuinely shocked when my mum told me to fight my own battles because I was expecting her to coddle me and say she'll beat up the bullies, lol -- I was 6 at the time, but still. To her credit, it worked. I stood up for myself and was never bullied again throughout my schooling days. I learned an important lesson that day.
@antwanjenkins6735
@antwanjenkins6735 5 лет назад
The legend has return.
@LeviAckerman-cb5ji
@LeviAckerman-cb5ji 4 года назад
Yeah Riley. America is so "F-you, it's all about me!" That's why we've donated over 410 billion dollars to charity last year!
@raindrop3558
@raindrop3558 5 лет назад
“A cement mixer.” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead. New sub.
@geofffisher9886
@geofffisher9886 5 лет назад
Sorry. The Tess Hollandaise comment killed me.
@cofkavos
@cofkavos 5 лет назад
You can also still be slim and healthy with PCOS. I HATE when people try using it as a justification for them being unhealthy and obese.
@Phenrex
@Phenrex 5 лет назад
Konatada my friend is extremely thin, if anything a tad underweight, and she has really bad symptoms of it.
@suziesea1027
@suziesea1027 5 лет назад
@ForeverDreamWithinADream - I never knew people used it as an excuse. It's a serious problem for the problems it CAN cause those afflicted by it. It's sadly common too, so it's current excuse trend is definitely not benefiting anyone.
@msinvincible2000
@msinvincible2000 5 лет назад
I don't know why your channel was in my reccomendations, but I'm happy. I really liked your video. I'm overweight, but that isn't helthy, my body isn't the same as before, and it's due to depression, a mental problem
@vizalloteafilter
@vizalloteafilter 5 лет назад
Wishing you the best!
@vizalloteafilter
@vizalloteafilter 5 лет назад
Depression is tough.
@msinvincible2000
@msinvincible2000 5 лет назад
@@vizalloteafilter Thakyou. Yes, depression is horrible, I'm not living a life, I'm just trying to not kill myself because I don't want to make my parents suffer because of me
@JellieBelly
@JellieBelly 5 лет назад
Hope you are doing better =) I wish you the best and is rooting for you.
@spacygracieee
@spacygracieee 5 лет назад
So glad you made this. A good amount of family members on my dad’s side have PSOD and while it is genetic in my family, (almost) everyone that has it in my family is overweight or obese. And it scares me, which is what keeps me wanting to be healthy and keeps me exercising. Keep up the good work
@spacygracieee
@spacygracieee 5 лет назад
ForeverDreamWithinADream Yeah, the PSOD in my family is genetic, and so is gaining the weight, but that doesn’t exclude the fact that a lot of people in my family who have it don’t really put in the time to exercise or stay healthy. They don’t really take care of themselves, which is what’s making the problem worse. Thankfully I don’t have that certain body type in my family that is susceptible to PSOD but nonetheless I still try to stay healthy so I don’t ever get it.
@suziesea1027
@suziesea1027 5 лет назад
@@spacygracieee - my mother sadly had PCOS, and currently on have a high chance of having it as well. But I'm not over weight, but I have been gaining some pounds quicker than previously my entire life. Always been skinny, little below average even. Have a high metabolism. It wasn't until puberty when I tipped the scale and gained a few pounds to even things out. But still, I'd say not as terrible management wise than say, hyperthyroidism.
@spacygracieee
@spacygracieee 5 лет назад
Suzanne Daniels I’m sorry hear that, that sucks. :/ PSOD is awful, and it’s really unfortunate that it can be genetic and weight doesn’t help it in the slightest. Again I’m really sorry to hear that, it can be a real pain in the ass.
@suziesea1027
@suziesea1027 5 лет назад
@@spacygracieee - Thank you, its definitely scary when your family carries it. It's worse I'd say when it's put on blast for all the wrong reasons, like as an excuse. I just personally get ticked off at things like that.
@spacygracieee
@spacygracieee 5 лет назад
@@suziesea1027 Completely Agree!
@seapop2629
@seapop2629 4 года назад
Fat shaming is not okay. BUT BEING FAT IS NOT HEALTHY
@wondacat
@wondacat 5 лет назад
You deserve more views.
@tastyloaf5487
@tastyloaf5487 5 лет назад
All in good time, my friend. The horde is on its way.
@DJFlare84
@DJFlare84 5 лет назад
On it.
@ponikoTV
@ponikoTV 3 года назад
Now she has 100.000 wiews
@jill7067
@jill7067 5 лет назад
right when i'm about to go to bed, jlong uploads. aint even mad lmao
@hornedskullasmr7811
@hornedskullasmr7811 5 лет назад
Riley and fiona also seems to dodge the subject that Tess scammed people over some merch.
@creatornat
@creatornat 5 лет назад
THIS right here. Fiona mentioned how she didn't really *know that much about Tess*, and then proceed to assume she's not that bad of a person. With zero research, she sure made herself look ridiculous.
@stormisuedonym4599
@stormisuedonym4599 3 года назад
@@creatornat Fiona seems the type of girl to make herself seem ridiculous with a lot of research, too.
@hym3323
@hym3323 3 года назад
That chick needs to reevaluate her training routine because running as your sole training regime is not making you skinny. You'll stay skinny fat regardless. It's the muscle and power workout you got to focus on.
@rainingwhenidie
@rainingwhenidie 4 года назад
Being plus sized: Gucci Having your entire personality about being plus sized and denying the health risks that come with obesity: Walmart
@willsith9762
@willsith9762 3 года назад
My mother was/maybe is overweight for a long time, until it became too much to manage and her health was degrading. In response, she got a gastric sleeve surgery and lost weight. My friend is overweight, but it started becoming unhealthy, so he put his nose to the grinder and started exercising, losing weight, and every time he comes over and tells us his progress there's this big smile on his face. These people, who I love with the whole world, were unhealthy. They worked/are working to do better. But these aholes are here, trying to tell them that they're fine the way they are, despite clearly needing help. I'm proud of my mom, and I'm proud of my friend. Always work to be a better you.
@SoushiBN
@SoushiBN 3 года назад
By the end of the video. Her face was so white with foundation, it made my eyes hurt.
@ussyakaongus5715
@ussyakaongus5715 5 лет назад
Hey Jlo. Thanks for the video. Frickin hilarious as always. Sorry about your channel be demonitized. Everythings becoming more and more censored these days... Still i hope to see more vids from you in the future. ☆
@ussyakaongus5715
@ussyakaongus5715 5 лет назад
7:58 when you poison your worst enemy's pie.
@DegenerationNation
@DegenerationNation 5 лет назад
Looks like fiona packed on some pounds. And i dont mean the UK currency
@privateauditor562
@privateauditor562 4 года назад
She's acting like Tess Holiday and someone who's maybe 20lbs overweight are the same. Everything she's saying makes a lot more sense if we're talking about someone who's just "chubby" not someone who's a week away from needing a mobility scooter.
@creepykels
@creepykels 5 лет назад
"Self-control is indicative of a healthy brain."- YUSSSS
@lewis18051
@lewis18051 3 года назад
“Eating well & exercise doesn’t make thin or fit” then says she was thinner, healthy & happier when she ate less & exercised more
@nunyabusiness752
@nunyabusiness752 3 года назад
My mother was obese her whole life. She got diabetes and died from kidney failure at 51. I was 21 years old. Really wish she would have made the choice to lose the weight, if not for herself, but for me and the grandkids she never met. Being fat shouldn't be praised or rewarded.
@AnAmericanMusician
@AnAmericanMusician 5 лет назад
Wtf is with British/Aussie girls thinking they know everything.
@bloodcottoncandy1514
@bloodcottoncandy1514 4 года назад
I'm intrigued. Can we hook these girls up to lie detectors and actually ask them if their doctors have told them that they are healthy?
@stormisuedonym4599
@stormisuedonym4599 4 года назад
I'd be much more interested in the doctors themselves. I wouldn't put it past these girls to convince themselves so thoroughly that they can pass a lie detector - but I'd like to hear the actual doctor report on what he said.
@jjadac3529
@jjadac3529 10 месяцев назад
We need to do that with the "Fat Liberation" Dietitians who have 'Health at every size' posters 😂
@B1RDSEYE
@B1RDSEYE 4 года назад
“Kermit the frog and miss piggy are so supportive of each other!” Dead.
@michaeldublg
@michaeldublg 3 года назад
JL... I LOVE YOU! Your intellectual honesty when doing your Batwoman reviews is so refreshing. .... This is the first video of yours that I've watched that wasn't a Batwoman review. And I am over the moon that your analytical and critical thinking skills coupled with intellectual honesty is Kryptonite proof. ..... Whenever you're in Phoenix Arizona, I would love to go get a coffee or something together
@IggyBitz
@IggyBitz 3 года назад
"She's not promoting obesity, she's just living her best life" But what about those supermodels? Aren't they not promoting anorexia?
@JoshH96
@JoshH96 3 года назад
She's not "just living her life" and "existing" SHE'S ON THE COVER OF COSMO.
@hydrogenone6866
@hydrogenone6866 5 лет назад
I used to be able to run 6 miles... now(looks at beer gut)... I probably should exercise.
@cyberneticghost47
@cyberneticghost47 5 лет назад
Same 1 year of not exercising and eating unhealthy.gained 50 lbs
@stormisuedonym4599
@stormisuedonym4599 4 года назад
@@cyberneticghost47 Likewise. All my muscle turned to flab, and it's just _gross._ I'm not even really fat (... by modern standards), but it's still gross. I watch videos like these to help motivate me. Well, that, and remember that my mom died young from complications of obesity.
@Valkerson
@Valkerson 3 года назад
It’s kinda weird how her name is Fiona and she literally has the face Fiona as an ogre but not as charming and sweet.
@bish4pockystix399
@bish4pockystix399 5 лет назад
"Im bisexual so i cant drive" Excuse me but tf
@thSubliminalCriminal
@thSubliminalCriminal 5 лет назад
I'm a fat ass. Sometimes I catch myself in the mirror and feel disgusted and then I go eat a bag of mini donuts, but then I look at Tess Holiday and feel motivated to go for a walk.
@asher8754
@asher8754 3 года назад
Dear g-d watching her eat that cat was like watching that scene in the old handmaids tale movie where the handmaids rip a man accused of rape apart
@asher8754
@asher8754 3 года назад
*Cake lol
@andrewfreshwater1843
@andrewfreshwater1843 2 года назад
'Freebasing gravy'!...Made me chuckle!
@asher8754
@asher8754 3 года назад
I blame this whole body positivity thing on those opera watching moms who babied their kids
@roberthelm87
@roberthelm87 3 года назад
Watching her transform from normal complexion to Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas was baffling.
@HowdyItsVic
@HowdyItsVic 3 года назад
"No one seems to care this much when it's someone who smokes, or drinks, or gets in a car crash-" Are you fucking kidding me.
@Red-jl1qr
@Red-jl1qr 3 года назад
No one hates people who are a little thick, but you gotta understand that there's a point where it's definitely unhealthy
@PelemusMcSoy
@PelemusMcSoy Год назад
"Do you go to the clubs and tell people the dangers of alcoholism?" No, but responsible bartenders are taught to cut people off who've clearly had too much so that they don't hurt themselves or others.
@anrelichocolareyp4411
@anrelichocolareyp4411 5 лет назад
Why dont they try to be the best version of theirself? If she really love herself she would try to be healthy
@JazzRabbit.
@JazzRabbit. 5 лет назад
6:05 Bruh you had the audacity to put the damn Grapefruit Technique in the background I'm dead!
@MrsYasha1984
@MrsYasha1984 5 лет назад
this was hillarious. I especially liked the hourglasses figure versus cement truck figure, and stay puffed marshmallow man in a jessica rabbit way 😂
@jessicawaite5140
@jessicawaite5140 4 года назад
I am genetically more likely to get PCOS because my mom has it. And even if Tessie Bessie’s weight wasn’t the cause, it will 100% make it WORSE.
@BasilNUmeh
@BasilNUmeh 4 года назад
"Free-basing gravy on the daily.... " I'm fooken dying
@reaperofsouls321
@reaperofsouls321 4 года назад
Worst timing ever for that Drive-Time ad to pop up during her random af rant on car crashes lmao
@6Kubik
@6Kubik 5 лет назад
As long as they do not say being fat is healthy, I do not care what they look like...but they do tell people being fat is healthy. thats the problem.
@RHBR01
@RHBR01 2 года назад
PCOS is never an excuse for being as overweight as Tess is. Being overweight, for the exact reasons you stated, will aggravate PCOS symptoms; it's like an alcoholic arguing that there's nothing wrong with their drinking habits when they have cirrhosis. It's the worst thing you can do while trying to manage the condition.
@Rephical
@Rephical 3 года назад
She’s living her best life with health problems
@christianoester8785
@christianoester8785 4 года назад
Did she say she’s bisexual so she can’t drive...? Seriously 12:55 look at that
@ghostguy_dank_memes
@ghostguy_dank_memes 4 года назад
I just got an ad for plus-sized women's clothing literally right after the section on glamorising addiction to sell clothes. lol
@TheKfeliciano2
@TheKfeliciano2 4 года назад
5:35 lmao i need that as a ringtone
@FootballGnome
@FootballGnome 5 лет назад
3:51 That song choice was freak'n amazing.
@DrOx-IDGAFILGN
@DrOx-IDGAFILGN 2 года назад
I know this vid is old,but I’ll just leave what my grandma told me-Anybody can be attractive at any weight,but you can’t be 600 pounds and healthy.
@elizahamilton5599
@elizahamilton5599 5 лет назад
Honestly thank you for not calling Riley “she”
@youngman850
@youngman850 4 года назад
Just found your channel... Where have you been all my RU-vid browsing? Time to binge watch your videos again and again.
@zaphodflys
@zaphodflys 5 лет назад
All your points are so spot on and I love your commentary. I'll bet if you work on the lighting and camera, your channel will be popping! (Not hating, just genuine advice because I think you deserve more views)
@Somebody9666
@Somebody9666 4 года назад
I would say christmas ornament instead of a tree. Because tree are more of a triangle shape whereas Tess are more of a circle.
@chloejennings5861
@chloejennings5861 5 лет назад
I love your comedy style and savage roasts!!!!
@FreakyFriday4Phaggs
@FreakyFriday4Phaggs Год назад
I used to be 310+ lbs, overweight most of my Life. After 16 - 17 years i Wanted to change, I Began Running! even if I hadn't lost weight, The mantra for me has always been "to Be Adaptable" (Strength, Mental, Discipline, Endurance.) Not until 7 years later did i realize the got Trenches in my Belly Forming into abs and before that New Clothes. Now mid 20s, 240lbs, 5'9, best shape of my life, Looking Good and Feeling great! I clap +cheer everyone i see Doing Cardio in the Streets! If you can't challenge yourself or your Weight; your Future is as a Poor Wretch of Fate.
@r.prokop660
@r.prokop660 3 года назад
Obesity is never healthy, no matter how much people try to say it's positive. Also who the heck says "hella" anymore? That's like saying "so Rad" Lol.
@siddbastard
@siddbastard 3 года назад
I wish you had a late night talk show, J.you're a fuckin riot.
@dilloncrowe1018
@dilloncrowe1018 2 года назад
3:51, HOLY SH*T, I just realized where that music is from, that's the original music from the Jabba's Palace scene in "Return Of The Jedi"... Jabba... that's incredible!!!
@OceanbornAngel
@OceanbornAngel 5 лет назад
It amazes me such a vacuous, self entitled con woman maliciously using a group of people to get her narcissistic fix can be given public distinctions she does not deserve. Heck, there are thousands of unknown, plus sized girls with a healthier outlook on life that deserve to be role models more than Tess Holliday does. P.S. I want my Harley Quinn T-shirt back!
@PfalzD3
@PfalzD3 4 года назад
Did I hear this right? " I'm BiSexual, so Legally, I can't drive!" Is that what she said??????????????????
@brendan722002
@brendan722002 5 лет назад
Was that Kermit the Frog talking to NeonFiona? Oh no wait ... that's just Riley.
@thusspokethestruggler
@thusspokethestruggler 4 года назад
I literally just came here 11 months later, found your channel, and I gotta say... You are awesome! Just wanted to leave a comment here because more people need to understand the kind of backwards hypocrisy comes out of these social clout chasers on the internet and their horrific ideas of hiding real issues and problems with their lifestyles behind excuses. If you are overweight and healthy, good for you. You should always prefer to pursue a sense of self-worth, not health. But you need to be realistic and honest about the issues that come with being overweight. Ignoring a problem and being accepting and okay with yourself are two vastly different things. You earned a subscriber out of me!
@TheRudester25
@TheRudester25 5 лет назад
The cement mixer joke and 6:30 had me on the floor, you have earned my subscription
@korwynze6288
@korwynze6288 5 лет назад
just a minute into the video and im already yellin i agree that chubby/fat people ARENT immedeatly 'unhealthy' because they have so much meat on their bones (i know i know) HOWEVER there is a difference between unhealthy amounts of fat (where you can barely walk) and being delightfully huggable. i dont care what your body looks like, just keep yourself healthy you people sjndj y'all deserve good stuff just dont lie to yourself ok
@Peanutbutter_madden
@Peanutbutter_madden 4 года назад
"Who cares Bout other people's health" Hmm lets see Friends Family Your doctor People that pay taxes People who like to see good looking people Children Firefighters who has to drag ppl out of burning buildings Police who have to drag ppl out of danger Elevators Escalators Airplanes The passengers on the airplane Public trains that get crowded People who run clothing stores Your scale Your ankles Your heart..... The list goes on.....
@saliv88
@saliv88 4 года назад
Just found your channel. You used a Boogie Nights clip. My favorite movie. If you didn’t already win my subscription that would’ve been the precise moment I would’ve subscribed. Edit: AND A NORM MACDONALD CLIP??! Holy shit, perfection.
@emi3927
@emi3927 2 года назад
I had this video playing in the background... When I looked up and saw Riley I thought you editted him in. I thought you even made him blurry to make me lol. Anyway great video :)
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