Sheriffs: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) 

I'm sorry this happened to your mom

@@agsweet708 I'm glad it happened to his mom, because if it hadn't happened, the sheriff would probably still be doing shit like this to other innocent people. Good on that judge for having morals.

Robert Gronewold guess he got what he diserved!

The end result was great but G-Ddamn your mother and so many other people did not and do not deserve that kind of treatment. So sorry that happened to her.

I had a similar situation, only the sheriff deputies copied all pertinent information in my wallet then drained my account. Nothing ever happened to them, because the judge was the sheriff son. Cops need better checks and balances. Time for a federal over site committee. Then charge cops triple fines with no professional courtesy bullshit. They need to be held to a higher standard.

He's brought that idea up in multiple other episodes; im pretty sure he brings his own pictures from home.

Again? Right away, sir 🙄

And as they show him a dozen options, he sorts out the ones most fuckable.

I mean he's clearly descended from horses, I mean he's English.

Khop 126 Why does he always bring that horse up?!

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Lmao, this aged fantastically

Adam Driver on a Sexy Horse, with Hamsters wearing speedos

By who? Adam Driver or the sexy horse?

@@maidenofcats568 both

Way to go!

Makes sense.

If you get the thin stuff, it makes a shiny wig

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You’re amazing. Don’t ever let em make you feel less than

Greg G I was also really happy to hear something good from the city I live in, especially when the show has documented the many cases where Texas kinda bites. But yeah. Ed Gonzales for the second good fact about Texas on last week tonight with glasses birdman

And might I add a lot more capable than Art Acevedo.

I just wish he would do something about the murders of that old couple a few years ago. That and properly address the whole issue with our police union rep who threatened citizens of the city

Same here! I live here in Cypress and it made me proud to see him in this displayed positively. He does a lot of good for the community and I’ll be voting for him as well.

I certainly agree that often people who are perfectly able and willing to come to court simply cannot afford to bail out of jail. However, I also wonder how much of this push by senior LE offiicials is to alleviate their stretched budgets?

LMAOOOOO

"Coraaaal..!!!" :D

"One hit hurts a whole lot. Parents, remember to beat the drugs out of your kids. It takes a hit to prevent a hit. DARE to hit your kids before the Drugs hit them."

Here I thought he was talking about religious conservative child abuse which they do lol.. Let the poor kids do drugs man, so they don't have to feel that pain of being abused. Why you think they do drugs in the first place lol.

@@koilamaoh4238 it's a viscous cycle! You gotta beat the drugs out of them, but then the abuse causes them to run to drugs.

You can't tell me that isn't Hank Hill.

Kenny Boone reminds me of Kefka in that one moment in Dissidia where he said, "Yeah, it's been a pleasure! Wait--you're WHAT!?"

He ended with, I promise, thank you.. LoL 🤣

Says so much about conservatives that they think calling someone intelligent is an insult.

@@antonbrakhage490 Only in America are "'smart" and "intellectual" more often used in a negative connotation than a positive one.

What with Rob Coddry putting his hand in the salad bar and then licking both ends of a phone...hell even shaking that guy's hand made me uneasy.

I like the version of the show without the audience so much more. The laughing is just distracting and humour was never this show's focus or strongest point anyway. It's finally had to opportunity to really focus on serious matters now, without the audience. I really hope they're going to keep it that way.

@@ninawth yup one of the few good things about 2020 was the elimination of the crowd. Wow live audiences are just awful

@@seanmatyas3938 I thought his audience was pretty good. They quieted down quickly and I always like having people to laugh with. I'm looking forward to having them back by September.

@@MrAnimason The big difference with most other live audiences is that they aren’t laughing every other line

Talk to your kids about dipping sticks

Bruh 🤣🤣

He doesn't use drugs. He just makes it.

@@arielsigala2633 Making drugs is not illegal where you live? I'm moving there!

Perfect timing that one of the top recommendations on the right is a video titled "The Magic of Chemistry"...

​ chez moi OLIVER IS NAIVE. (If this were 1936 Germany, he'd say SOME Nazis are bad!) SHERIFF LITERALLY MEANS CRIMINAL THUG. POLICE WERE LITERALLY CREATED BY EMPERORs, DIRTY POLITICIANS, THE ROBBER BARONS, KKK JUDGES, etc. THE RICH CREATED POLICE TO PROTECT THE RICH FROM US LITTLE PEOPLE who are robbed by this SUPER-MAFIA every day. ex: the ROBBER BARONS of the late 1800s America... had to hire PRIVATE SECURITY b/c they were stealing, uh, making so much money off the helpless citizenry. "Wait a minute!" said one Robber Baron, "WHY are we paying for our OWN security? Let's create a PUBLIC security force that protects us, but make the IDIOT TAXPAYERS fund it!!!" No joke. Police are LITERALLY a Criminal Enterprise in EVERY way, under current laws. But wimps like John Oliver, funded by The Establishment, pussyfoots around this super-mafia. (EX: cops rape women EVERY day in Amerikkka, and no one cares!!) (When they've busted rapist cops, it always turns out that everyone knew and everyone looked the other way!) ALL OF AMERICA'S HOLIDAYS ARE FOR THE ENEMY OF POLICE!!! HOW THE F did everyone ignore that minor fact? (OR that the Founding Fathers were FUGITIVES from police and had they NOT resisted arrest... we'd still be an English colony!!)

That sounds like something that happened to the sheriff of the county im living in rn

In our county seat, the sheriff got drunk and took his squad car out. He found his wife driving home and pulled her over, presumably for sex...it wasn't her fucking car.

What were their names?

And that one handsome politician guy was also on the list.

That is a stupendously stupid way to set up a system. No shit it doesn't work well.

It is almost as if the piece mentioned the obvious problem with running against one's boss ...

Lol amen!

*Breaking bad opening starts*

Cancer patients are drug addicts... It is just different drugs...

you know, it's true in most countrys outside of the USA

Bravo!

The single most underrated comment in this entire thread!!!!!!!!! Edit: almost 2k likes, not so underrated after all.

That is scary as hell to imagine

@@backwoodsjunkie08 why

All Sheriffs are former or current law enforcement officers

what a dangerous concept

Wasn't he the clerk for Harris Co, TX?

@Colin Thiel You'd be welcome, though I suppose I should put out a disclaimer that things are only relatively better here than in the US. There's still lots of room for improvement, and a frustrating lack of political will to make those improvements. That said, I'm watching news from the US daily and am really hoping you pull through. My sympathies to everyone who has to endure America's systemic problems. If you don't end up moving to Canada, then keep fighting the good fight and know that decent people from all over the world are cheering for you.

@@Phlebas @colin Thiel I agree - Colin you'd be welcome.

In Europe electing someone like a local police chief is completely unthinkable, and we generally have a lot less Police violence and corruption too. To a certain degree I understand where it's probably coming from, when the US started electing Sheriffs, most of us were still ruled over by Kings and Emperors, and while it usually (outside of Czarist Russia, the Ottoman Empire and the Papal States) were constitutional monarchies, not absolutist ones, it still had very little in common with what we see as democracy today, pretty authoritarian even in the best of cases. The idea of having positions with some serious coercive power, like a sheriff or judge be elected offices, would have seemed reasonable, and an improvement over such officials simply be appointed by the Monarch and the ministers of his goverment, on whom people had zero influence at all. Fair for it's day. Unfortunately it didn't work out that well in the long run, and elections by themselves insufficient protections from abuse and overreach.

@North Pole-emics And yet, despite all that AMERICA is undoubtedly the most influential country in the world whereas Canada is only good enough to occupy the space between the lower 48 and Alaska. FOR NOW. At some point we may decide to let the Quebecose have their way and annex the rest of you. I mean, just saying EH!

@North Pole-emics You consistently beat us in almost every metric. Is that right now? How many are you? How many are we? Can you understand input cost differences? Besides no one forced them all to come here, Especially all those hundreds of thousands of Canuks, all here to make it big because for some reason the land of the Maple leaf just doesn't seem to provide that for them. One would have to wonder why if everything is so great up there. Beat us in almost every metric. What's your GDP? How many men have you put on the moon(Oh that's right, it's Canada so it would more than likely be a woman)? What major modern technologies do you lead the world in? What's your annual contribution to the goddamed W.H.O. ?How many Commie dictators have you sent packing? Your fantastic standard of living wouldn't exist if we hadn't been there to guarantee it with our blood, sweat and treasure. Now there's some real gratitude for you. For better or worse, we call the shots on this here planet. You just happen to be the geeky kid next door.

Cordelia Maria Del Rey holy shit. Vote that guy out

Pretty much the issue. It's almost always only the extremely politically active who will take part in such elections, which in law enforcement is typically the extremely conservative.

My local sheriff was recently replaced after he tased a grieving son who arrived at the scene of his mother's death and wanted to see her body. He also beat a suspect within an inch of their life for drowning his infant daughter. The second one is slightly more understandable but both are wrong.

I'm curious - was there a magic "R" next to his name?

And that haven if you vote foe everything that need lots of time for research,you make bad decisions.

Well actually.. with the corona virus and all that could become more truthful than you think

Huh

Guess he wants us to have as much physical contact as possible considering the coronavirus

@@FrancisBehnen Kenny Boone: "Talk to your kids about flu bugs"

If one took a hit of whatever the kid in the PSA was taking, those two things may look the same.

He might want to check the gender of the horse.

Edwin Hurwitz I don't think John Oliver cares what gender his Horse Daddy is.

Min Lungelow: I don't think _anyone_ cares what gender their Horse Daddy is. Remember, never look a gift Horse Daddy in the mouth, and may the Horse be with you.

@@edwinhurwitz6792 OR he is fully aware of the horse's gender and just wants to swing that way. Perfectly fine to me.

littlesnowflakepunk RIP in peace

I only injected one marijuana and now I'm a couch.

How long did it take you to die to death? I just had one weed

Plays 'My dead gay son' from Heathers.

OLIVER IS NAIVE. (If this were 1936 Germany, he'd say SOME Nazis are bad!) SHERIFF LITERALLY MEANS CRIMINAL THUG. POLICE WERE LITERALLY CREATED BY EMPERORs, DIRTY POLITICIANS, THE ROBBER BARONS, KKK JUDGES, etc. THE RICH CREATED POLICE TO PROTECT THE RICH FROM US LITTLE PEOPLE who are robbed by this SUPER-MAFIA every day.

Live studio audience returned

@@franciscomm7675 It was done remotely from Mar 2020 - Sep 2021.

Matthew St. Cyr sheriff of sleepy pig🐷

Cancel kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.

I was 100% thinking this, I'm glad someone said it

@@KeyDash753 I wonder how many people will recognize that awesome quote.

@@rubble7390 The late Alan Rickman

Same here, hope he stays level headed.

Agreed. Even if they are murderous rapists. If you're poor you shouldn't have to be locked up in jail or have to post a bond.

@@charliewunderock2149 yeah clearly somebody didn't read the actual comment

Poor peeple smeyll bAed

Pants up. Don't loot.

@Debra Young wow, you discovered how to copy and paste. Impressive

Yes, let's have all law enforcement not be accountable to the people, it isn't as if big city (largely appointed leadership) and federal police institutions are the most corrupt and despised in the country. And before you bring in the sherrifs tend to be racist argument, yeah they are, the communities with elected sherrifs tend to be racist, that would not carry over to the big cities. Want to make law enforcement more accountable? Begin with the ballot box!

@@jorenvanderark3567 And yet there seems to be a lot more corruption among those elected American sheriff offices than among all those appointed police chiefs all over the UK, Australia, France and Japan, to name but a few countries. There's a reason why most countries have their law enforcement and judges appointed by elected people rather than elected directly.

@@ixlnxs Comparing America to Europe is utter horseshit as the cultures surrounding law enforcement are not even remotely compatible. Let's instead compare the corruption seen in elected County sheriff department and City police departments shall we? The sheriffs suddenly don't look all that bad. I would be interested in seeing what would happen to European police forces if they where suddenly accountable to the very people that they police. Might end the little corruption that still lingers on there.

@@jorenvanderark3567 Many European countries are less corrupt than many US states. Plus, EU countries are still functioning democracies.

@@ixlnxs Functional democracies? Poland and Italy would like a word with you. But generally yes, that an advantage of a many party system, more democracy is good. How does that defeat my argument?

See, he was right about the one hit thing. Detrimental to children.

Hit batted a cat in front of his kid? Even as a canine who has no love for cats, I have to say that that is waaaayyyyy fucked up. Glad to hear he's locked up. Only thing better is if he was in the Alabama jail that doesn't feed the prisoners.

Thanks Kera for the info.

South Carolina is always backwards. Would hate to live there.

"Son, it's time to tell you about drugs... let me show you what the first hit is like... now, where's that cat?"

Probably suspended with pay

Who?

@@jackholmes6877 Granville county sheriff Brindell Wilkins

why am I feeling surprised? wait no that curiosity.

Suspected or... what did the deputy do... run against him in an election? Caus that's not how democracy works

Good movie title 🤔

Lol

You dont have to stay up and lose sleep, lucky!

Same for us in middle europe, just the differents is its in the morning

Hey dude. Happy afternoon! It is late here but I work at night. We're not so different, you and I.

We’re on freedom time. It’s 3 in the morning.

I have work in the morning and I’m up at 2 am watching it because I need my fix

It won't net you that kind of money. For that you have to cook meth.

New Message honestly it’s sad that I was thinking that too. There’s probably some poor guy who’s mom’s dying of cancer and he’s down to that to try to pay for her treatment.

I don't think they ever did catch the ppl that stripped the Iowa State Fairgrounds of all of its copper pipes and fittings several years ago. They didn't even know when the theft occurred - they only discovered it after they went to get the fairgrounds ready for some spring events. For all we know, they could have been cancer patients (or the family of cancer patients).

That or cooking meth

It’s called “a revenue stream.”

Adam Driver was from an updated list

Hunter Spalenka yes yes

OH MY GOD YES I had the exact same though

Feels exactly the same to me. Just replace H1N1 with SARS-Cov-2.

Something very similar actually happened here is Japan; A man found out he had the Corona Virus and decided to go to as many bars as he could and spread it. He was eventually caught after his family called him in but not before spreading it to two young women. The two of them have since recovered but the man died.

Something very similar actually happened here is Japan; A man found out he had the Corona Virus and decided to go to as many bars as he could and spread it. He was eventually caught after his family called him in but not before spreading it to two young women. The two of them have since recovered but the man died.

Well said truth Bravo!

Great point about profit in criminal justice. On top of the fact that 80 % of offenders from urban areas are indigent defendants, meaning they can not afford representation and are assigned court appointed attorney's, almost guaranteeing a system of prosecuting offenders with extremely high conviction rates, who also have no way to pay to be released from jail on bail as the bail system is also run on profit and near "pay day loan" status when negotiating an interest rate if you want to be released on a bail loan. Surprisingly John never mentions the startling fact that Sheriff's do not need any law enforcement experience whatsoever to be one, and can hire literally anyone to be a deputy in their office, most of the time based on who contributed to their campaign. This is a fantastic way to guarantee a poorly responding law enforcement arm to crisis scenarios as they have no standards enforced by really anyone. Sheriffs honestly should be an office which is transformed. I understand that the founding elements of the country wanted to keep sheriff's elected so that the governor or the state could not appoint anyone they wanted to, but we have the resources now with a solid check's and balances system to ensure qualified individuals who can pass a background check are made Sheriff.

@@jeffreyfassnacht4991 "we have the resources now with a solid check's and balances system"?? The Senate has totally destroyed the "Checks and Balances system" at the federal level in order to keep their power and enforce their agenda, if you think that has not already filtered down to the state level, then you haven't kept up with recent newscasts, (and even this very video describing this exact problem).

@@djs12007 I was speaking more to the point that we have wide availability of information at an extremely high rate of speed, as an informed populace is the first step in combatting corruption at it's source. The fear the founders had of law enforcement being an agent of an ongoing mob mentality, or appointed against the interest of the people is disuaded by the amount of corruption that can be quickly exposed today. Which is why Sherrifs should be nothing more then a police chief with a seperate jurisdiction at county instead of the municipality level and a different set of responsibilities, with enforceable standards in my opinion.

IcantSeeReplies huh

Predictive Programing

Learn how to make a solar still

Try a year later. It's even weirder.

The illusion of choice is strong in America, and it's used to justify personal responsibility for everything that goes wrong in life. Even collectively wrong, like environmental degradation. It's you that uses too many resources, it's not any systemic problem or anything.

Morgoth Bauglir hey man, do you know how much easier it is to blame anyone and everyone but yourself? I mean that’s the irony really. We talk a big game about personal responsibility but then can’t accept the world in front of us for what it is. We’ve felt secure for so long we can’t handle the terror of uncertainty that comes with responsibility and cognoscent behavior. It’s a real shit-show

god, what a great show...... I should really watch it again.

Yeah but he was the one who knocks not the one who lifts your AC unit.

@Simon Wyzik braking bad will get you into a lot of fender benders, to be sure! Breaking Bad was a great show on AMC! Have you watched Better Call Saul?

noxabellus lmao he know how to spin

What a hero :´)

This is the art of not being entirely transparent to look cooler/more important/more interesting. Call them Slim Shady!

@Simon Wyzik *Vietnam

Working in active warzones like Afghanistan or Iraq as an infrastructure contractor can be almost as dangerous as being in the military. My uncle was in Iraq for several years as an electrician. He was constantly in areas with car bombs going off, or attempted attacks by militias. It's not a safe place to be dude.

Holy shit that must've been mentally scarring

They need 2 go 2 hell ...QUICKLY!

Press 'F' to pay respekt ...

@@saupreinmadl3391 I know they’ll be back with an audience maybe next year, but I checked this was the last one with a crowd

It honestly startled me a little when I heard the audience

@@ranelgallardo7031 oof

@@shellbmgo1310 They’re back now but this was the last one before COVID started in America.

Just as soon as we finish talking to them about pugs

Instructions unclear. I gave my child detailed instructions on how to commit felony embezzlement. No idea why the cops came by this morning though.

@@Lady_Crispr Well, if they came for the kid and not you then it obviously worked. ;D

He’s the sheriff for the county I live in. Great guy and he’s quite popular. Definitely seems like he will serve a lot of terms.

I live in Houston, Tx (Harris County, Tx) and I can say Sheriff Ed Gonzalez is entirely better than the last 2 sheriffs...actually believes in criminal reform instead of more incarceration

T. James Hey fellow Houstonian. I just have to back your statement up. Had a chance to meet Ed back in early 2019 and can confirm, he really is a stand up and all around nice guy.

@@Habitt5253 well howdy my fellow Houstonian...that's pretty dang awesome you were able to meet him...surely seems like a damn decent fellow

So when someone steals your shit, you don't want them to go to jail. Nice.

Baby, hell, the placenta would be the show stopper. True story, I was fishing with my family and a sheriff deputy rolled up and started asking questions about a deer afterbirth he had found somewhere else. He said it looked suspicious, and he wanted to what we had been up to. It got scary when he mentioned drug charges. He got a radio call & left us seriously scratching our heads. Thinking back on it a lot of the stuff he said didn't make sense. He knew it was an afterbirth. And drugs were involved? WTF?

@@jamesdriscoll9405 Drugs were involved, just not in the way you think they were.

I'm pretty sure she had it stuffed up her vajay-jay. That's how a lot of women smuggle stuff. (damn, now I'm wondering if the baby was wrapped in a condom)

@@SuddenReal Catastrophic Misunderstandings of Birth Control, volume 12. X3

Police Officers get to see crazy stuff all the time. One time they caught this Black burglar who broke into a house and put up pictures of his own family. Do you believe it?

Ryan Butcher it’s hilarious and awful when Jon Oliver’s info hits closer to home than we would’ve wanted

Oop...

My 2004 sheriff is in the federal penitentiary. 😂 Whitley County, KY for the win!

Highly unsurprising

@@heatherdanielle85 I'm gonna run for Sheriff in your town! vote for me~

He'll get an Akhalteke. His dragon money is absolutely enough for that.

@@idndyzgaming as long as he doesn't fall of his akhalteke

@@RenzeKoper He might put himself in danger to do that just for the sake of the meme.

I'm fully expecting to hear John Oliver fucked a Lipenzzaner stallion on the nightly news this week.

I think it's the third time, I saw him mention it in another older video.

Dare I ask what they did to you?

@@kylestubbs8867 I assume made it look like he'd lost a limb in the emergency.

Do it again and get it on film

@@kylestubbs8867 Well, I'm missing a limb. What sort of injury would *YOU* simulate? Remember, this is practice for a real emergency. Sometimes people suffer horrible injuries. Emergency workers need to be able to keep their cool when encountering such things.

@@jonathanplatt5027 Sometimes, when you assume, you assume correctly.

Congrats on staying clean!

@Lance Jess Elias: thx for sharing (dig sarcasm/wry humor..protect that-humor saves :) so does remission frm pain. I hope pcg's lost ur "address"...Almost forgot the unsolicited advice..let's see, oh yeah. "Don't take any of it personally, it's not u, it's..(drumroll pls)..pure..CAPITALISM (!) Compliments of FDA, Sackler fam, lobbyists/congress ppl,doctors, pharmacists, drug reps, law enforcement, others w/o moral/ethical leg to stand on-nor judge on..do try to go easy on'm..after all, even rightwing criminally wealthy, opportunistic skeeves gotta eat..(BA-BAM !!) :D

Tobe fair that add was done by a different sherriff, not the 'no help for addicts' one. It was still weird, but seems like a better message then what aome of the other sherrifs have.

Kevin Short their family reunions must be awkward

@@bruinlover09 Yea, especially when it's also their anniversary...

@@quickfingers5979 Ha

It bleeds into statewide politics. My sherriff's brother is the governor.

Harris County? He's a doll.

@@goldengryphon I'm pretty sure Houston is like the most progressive city in the south.

@@joelmiddaugh8229 Nah, That'd be their north neighbor, Austin. Plus, Houston still has some pretty major segregation issues. And they have a pretty large Southern Baptist population.

@@joelmiddaugh8229 I'm sure they'd like to be. They do work hard to improve once they figure out what the actual problem is.

@@sierrasouthwell9237 Houston is more multicultural than Austin but Austin is certainly more left leaning.

As an adult American I've wanted to move to Europe since I was a teenager. Still do. This is a cruel country.

Im glad for shows like this and the internet. People like you need to truly know whats going on and has been going on here. This shit didn't just start 12 years ago

Glad you came to your senses

Yeah, the US has been brainwashing Americans for decades. I'm a "war hero" who is currently an expat living in France. The propaganda is real in the US. BTW, if you saw the Medicare for All episode, health care here is amazing. Look up Guillane-Barre syndrome. I'd be dead if I'd been in the US when that hit.

fun fact, many did also just 100-175 years ago. Denmark lost like ½ a million iirc

Oof, I think I heard about this dude while I was living in HSV. Did NOT hear about the coronavirus deal 🤦🏼‍♀️

Now that's funny Coronavirus😄😄😄😂

Syd Stone lmao!!

Don’t you love our home state of Alabama syd? Lol fuck this place

That is southern Ohio for ya right thur

I did a spit take when I heard it.

Reminds me about the Awful Truth tv-series made by Michael Moore when apparently you can't become a policeman if you score too highly in an IQ test ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qqvijdxnHxI.html

I'm guessing he was reaching for the word intelligentsia or intellectual (the proper term, the former is plural but also have more negative connotations).

*HAHA U NERD LEL!!1 YOU READ BOOKS!!!* Me, on the other hand? I sniff wood glue and brush my teeth with squirrels like a patriotic -connai- -coinnus- -connesser- -cuon- -conneu- *AMARICAN!!*

no, just him.

I'd bet money he's an ardent trump supporter.

Well hasn't everyone at one time or another?

As one does.

I can neither confirm nor deny that I may or may not have once, a long time ago, in a different century, world, solar system, galaxy, or universe, nibbled my toe till I pierced the skin and bled. The taste was, or perhaps wasn't, who can say, certainly not me....... intoxicating.

Would bloodsucking be considered "light cannibalism?"

It is just a hobby? A weekend fling kind of thing?

I could practically HEAR the “faggot” he wanted to say jfc

@@slinkie423 HOW MUCH LONGER before you all LEARN that POLICE = THUG ENFORCERS of the RICH and Powerful HOW MUCH LONGER before you all LEARN... ALL JUDGES are Blackout Brett Kavanaugh: immature POLITICAL CRONIES who know nothing about laws! (Even the Supreme Court is a criminal fraud on the public. EX: the judges DO NOT KNOW LAW. Their CLERKS do all the work and often "write" the Judges' "opinions". EVERYTHING IS A LIE in this society.)

@@dumpygoodness4086 you sound insane

Dumpy Goodness uh i don’t like cavanaugh either but I’m pretty sure he knows how to practice law. Also chill out ya know?

I’m from Florence, and we know all about Kenny Boone. He is actually in jail for domestic abuse and hitting a cat with a baseball bat while on parole for the embezzlement 🤦🏻‍♂️

He makes a weird amount of horse sex jokes. Like getting close to that point where you wonder if it's joking.

Maybe he's Loki in disguise.

Akal teke

With the NAMBLA jokes tradition from The Daily Show in the days of Jon Stewart, I’m sure it’s intentional.

@@watermelon6878 LOL. I'd forgotten about Jon Stewart's NAMBLA bit. Hilarious.

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I hope you are doing better now ;)

Andrew Hope you get to experience universal healthcare!

John Oliver is less funny than cancer.

Hope you are doing better, brother. Hats off to you!

Gotta do what you got to do

... Sheriffs* (plural, no apostrophe)

Florida does seem to be a trendsetter for weird behavior. My theory is that many rejects from other states move here because they couldn't succeed where they came from, and they bring their dysfunctional ways with them. PS I'm a lifelong Florida resident.

@@Lolokbye I agree that everywhere has crazy, but Florida has a certain kind of crazy that seems to go above and beyond.

@@lynnebucher6537 it's mainly because of the sunshine laws

All those descendants of terrorists do stupid shit in the south. It's usually done out of racist xenophobic bigoted "Southern values".

Florida has very relaxed privacy laws and that’s why you see every arrest made there on the news. Except for the alligators this sort of behavior is commonplace throughout America.

I know a lady who paid her ticket and nothing happened to her and cops weren't trying to destroy her life. The end

I went to jail once for an unpaid $80 ticket. It was actually kind of funny in my case. The jail house workers were asking the cop why he bothered for such a small ticket. Luckily I was only there for a few hours.

@@aurtisanminer2827 I spent a night in jail as a young man because someone I knew called the state police and said they were worried I might kill myself. 'MURICA!

That's fucked up. Edit: theres a guy on YT named Badger, who has been on with BigHerc (shout out, dont get ya wig split) who served like 20 years for being involved in a murder in a county jail while he was awaiting trial, no money for bail and no real family iirc. He was driving on a suspended license. A powerful inmate basically made him participate in killing a child molester, because he didnt have his papers to prove that he, Badger, was not also a child molester. Somehow his papers got delayed, and in prison politics thats a huge no no - it is taken as a sign that an inmate is hiding something. i think he was doing a month in county awaiting trial for a drug charge. Guy has horrific PTSD from being in a max security state prison. Saw people die many times, Rapes, etc. He talked about a guy who got raped repeatedly and then snapped one night, got a pencil and with an open fist rammed the pencil as hard as he could through the guys ear and it killed the rapist. Badgers talked about hearing the killer laugh hysterically real creepy like, and he found out how the guy died later and recalled the loud *thwap* of the pencil and put two and two together. There are more stories but it gets hard to watch because you know the guy is absolutely tortured by all of this, even zoning out during videos. All started out because he was a hard dude who was being a punk while he was a young adult. He's not a psychopath, just a guy who got really fucked by the way jails+prisons are in the US. He's got tons of crazy stories, man is still on his journey to find peace but hes out now doing his best. Just goes to show why going to jail can ruin peoples' lives. Sorry for hijacking the thread, not my goal. We should listen to the pleading for prison reforms. We need it.

Jay Ramsey gotta love that system!

@@ocpd23 I was like 'Hey, he looks a lot like Rob Corddry', and then 'Hey, that's Rob Corddry!"

No, please don't. Rob Corddry is too often painfully unfunny. SEE: Children's Hospital.

abby nolen I didn’t see the two, but I saw one officer who passed out at the station processing the drugs, so yeah not only do we have a problem with police departments and sheriffs understanding their roles, but pharmaceuticals like this should probably not exist (thanks big pharma!)

Sorry for making fun of a very insightful comment, but I'm kinda wondering how exactly they were "processing" those drugs at the station, if you know what I mean.

@@Olhado256 Well I am not too familiar with fentanyl but there are drugs like acid that can absorb directly through the skin and activate.

I sympathize with the sheriff honestly. I live in Olympia, it is a drug-infested hellhole of a city where people just stand in the middle of the streets ODing, pointing guns and yelling "LIZARD", or just taking a crap on the sidewalk. The police continually save these people from ODing with narcan and it isn't cheap to do so. I have seen the same guy saved 5 separate times with Narcan, the same guy that bashed in the windows of the new Starbucks for no reason. Businesses are being ruined constantly in Olympia and Seattle due to the drug problem and a crude solution would be to stop administering Narcan to those who have already received a dose prior.

@@bloodyax8070 While I can understand your frustration, perhaps a better question is why these people are back on the streets after an overdose instead of receiving the help they clearly need to get their life together? The under-funding of support programs, counseling, and medical consultation is the reason these people can't get better. Letting them just die is not the solution I would hope for from an enlightened society, a God fearing community, or a moral perspective.

6. That horse and John Oliver dressed as each other and together

Number Five feels like a cheat , but a Centaur version of top half John and bottom half THAT HORSE

how the f*ck do we have the same list

I think you win the internet for today

I call that ambitious. Photo or it didn't happen (after the screaming stops i mean). Then burn that photo ;)

Replace "be getting" with "being" king

@@SethTraplifeGLO999 gottem! Lol I love Grammar Nazis! Thank you for your service! 😎

@@SethTraplifeGLO999 sure!

Hate to be that guy but you have to be a US citizen (also requirement to be a cop) and resident of the county to run for local office.

He's the sheriff of the Daily Show!

Really?

forget K-Pop, now we've got V-Pop

It’s a great song

doing god's work

@@h0lly_blue Good. The K-Pop industry needs to improve workers rights. Let's hope V-Pop are doing it better.

Yeah but who doesn't?

@@asmahasmalaria8596 True that. Although I could think of some candidates that share Arpaio's spot on the hate list.

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In fairness, he was only a Hitler impersonator and not a Nazi

That's a low fucking bar dude.