Alex Jones: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) 

"the stuff is only found in comets.... and a trace amount in blueberries" That is the single greatest line i have ever heard.

My favorite Alex Jones quote: "I don't smoke weed, it makes me paranoid."

Watching this again because of his trial, and this is absolute gold.

I wish John Oliver would do a new update episode on Alex Jones. This is one of my favorite episodes.

To be fair, "WAKE UP AMERICA" coffee is pretty fucking genius.

John saying “don’t call me boy” is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to him getting in a fight lol

I totally lost it when the good “doctor” kept rubbing that cardboard taint and smiling. Jack McBrayer is a goddamn scream.

I just have this vision of John and the writers around a conference table, staring down glasses of chilled chocolate chicken carcass slop, each silently daring each other to go first. Someone raises their glass and counts down from three. Nobody moves, not even the counter. Then, without warning, an intern bursts into the room, snatches a glass of Hexxus' ambrosia, and-a "YOLO" as their battle cry-downs it. There is silence. The intern begins to glow, and their consciousness expands, sharing the burden of their experience mind-to-mind. The intern vanishes; whether they have ascended to a higher plane or vanished into a vengeful avian hell, only the dead know. John pales; he may just have to find out on the air...

“They want to hear somebody that can speak to them and touch them inside.” I feel violated

Graphics department: "What do we need to help the point?" John Oliver: "Words Fucking"

Who else is here after Alex Jones's lawyers accidentally handed over all his data to lawyers for the Sandy Hook parents to revel in just how awful of a guy is getting what was coming to him?

This video aged like fine wine with the news today!

It's nice to watch a John Oliver episode with laughing in the background again

"this stuff is only found in comets....and trace amounts in bluberries" I laughed so hard i nearly spit out my blue berries

This is so much sweeter today, after Alex’s lawyer “accidentally” dropped the bomb on him.

Who's here celebrating Alex finally getting what was a long time coming to him? I am honestly so happy something is finally happening and I have nothing but respect to the parents for sticking it out.

Alex Jones sounds like a GTA radio station mocking the far right

11:19 "I do research all the time." is the scientific equivalent of "You don't know her, she goes to a different school."

This episode is just a little sweeter after Jones was ordered by a judge to pay over $4,000,000 to the parents of Sandy Hook victims.

I still love how he says "this substance isn't like the super high tech stuff made in laboratories" that then proceeds to explain exactly how a laboratory Genetically Modified Organism is used to make a substances.

Bank: "So, why did you say you wanted to loan out 1 million dollars?" Me: "WIPES FOR MY PERINEAL AREA, GODDAMIT!"

I never, never, never get tired of re-watching this episode. Pure gold.

5 years later, after his loss in court. He just lost $49 million. I love watching this show.

Rewatching this with much laughter after his disastrous trial. John needs to do an update. We need to split a gut from laughing so hard.

Alex Jones is like the adult version of Eric Cartman.

They should recreate all these clips with Nicolas Cage as Alex Jones

Alex Jones is like a cross between Dr Eggman and Yosemite Sam in real life

" Turn the freaking frogs gay" is a pillar, an institution of meme history.

Ok, the 1 million dollar taint wipes aren't so bad, but do you really have to charge $9.95 for shipping!?

In a brighter timeline, Alex Jones found his true calling as the greatest pro wrestling manager of all time.

This is by far one of the funniest LWT shows, this and the coal goblin one. Love you J.Oliver and your staff are amazing.

I swear if Alex Jones dropped the whole news source thing and became a Stand up Comic, he'd be so successful....lmao. He needs to rebrand.

"A crystalline form, you absorb it", he says while touching his nose. Coincidence? I think not.

So he’s a televangelist, but he talks about conspiracies instead of religion.

"Tactical Taint Wipe". One of the funniest things I've heard.

Watching this again because of his verdict, and this is absolute gold.

I can't imagine being Last Week Tonight's accountant: "He wants to spend HOW MUCH on WHAT?!"

“British accent is intellectual”, he clearly has never seen The Only Way Is Essex or Geordie Shore 😂😂😂

Who is here after Alex Jones has been proved of lying about sandy hook and has to pay 4.1 million to two parents?

Infowipes is such a good pun. Props to John and his team :')

As a Texan I have to call him out on an act of sacrilege: nothing is better than Blue Bell Chocolate Ice Cream, especially not some bullshit protein mix.

Alex Jones is pretty funny if you just pretend his show is an extended Saturday Night Live skit.

If Alex is using his own product, then the side effects looks pretty terrifying

"This stuff is only found in comets. And in trace amounts in blueberries." always gets me lol like what?

Okay, it doesn't matter who you are, liberal or conservative. I think we can all agree that Alex Jones is either one of the best comedians in the world or bat shit insane.

Every time I see Alex Jones I think "Spider-Man is a menace! A menace, I tell you!!"

You need to do an updated episode once the lawsuits clean him out 😂

What is so disturbing is how many people believe him. His trial didn’t come fast enough in my opinion. Unfortunately, there’s still far too many people that believe he is being unfairly prosecuted.

45 million years ago, interstellar blueberries crashed into the Earth and turned all the dinosaurs gay

"Firstly, don't call me a boy"~ ooh I felt the cold edge there

We need the reckoning video of this week's court ordered 2B compensation payment!!!!

This is a great video, undercut slightly by the table cloth someone let John Oliver wear in lieu of a shirt

"I honestly did not know that you could imply your competition kills people." -Thomas Edison describing his marketing campaign for direct current

I’m surprised Jones didn’t demand pictures of Spider-Man from us. “HE’S A MENACE DAMN IT!!!!”

One of the few times I rewatch a Last Week Tonight because I'm feeling good and want to feel even better. Here's to hoping Tucker Carlson's next

This aged like fine $49 million-dollar silk.

I was like "Who is this guy? I'm not american, I don't know shit about your celebrities, why am I watching it?

Watching John Oliver with a studio audience in all his glory gives me a sense of nostalgia for some reason and it's only been a few weeks. Anyone else?

I think an update is in order

the fact that jones was legally allowed to sell quackery to the public by the quarter without any consequences publicly is an oxymoron

"Better than Ovaltine," he says. And almost gags after one sip. 😂😂😂

Let’s all take a moment to remember the fact that John Oliver did a fortnite dance on RU-vid Rewind.

"current Russian ambassador to the united states, Donald Trump" LOL

I'm really happy that 5 years after, this guy is paying for the suffering and missinformation he spreads.

Okay, Jones isn't exactly the best human being. Check. BUT. "Wake up America" as a name for a coffee blend? That's arguably funny.^^

It's like Krusty eating his own Krusty Burger

0:37 "that turned the fricking frogs gay"

I love that the statistics show that all of us go back to see alex drinking his disgusting bone broth over and over

"THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!!!"

I love how your show doesn’t even have ads on RU-vid

Circa 2022: This episode has aged beautifully.

I was there when he took both photos at the office. He’s red in the second one because he went outside and did a bunch of pushups just beforehand to try to look more slim/toned. Was pretty ridiculous.

"Want people to speak to them and touch them inside" Lol

Sometimes I come back and watch episodes about situations that have dramatically improved. Like obviously this episode didn’t directly cause the court case to be settled the way it was, but it’s nice to be able to see where we “started” and compare it to the current situation.

12:10 can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that they actually designed a logo for “The University of Falling Off a Surf Board”? 😂

"What do you think is tap water? Gay bombs!"

I'm sooo enjoying watching this episode again in August 2022

John!? You are an absolute treasure! You're unique, hilarious, brilliant, etc. Need I say more?! Please keep doing what you're doing!

When i heard "assault wipes" i thought it was chloroform

Whether you like him or not, he is a great meme

11:20 "I do research all the time!" 😂😂😂

Anyone here after his current trial ?

Best way to describe Alex Jones: He is pretty much a different type of Televangelist.

Alex jones wasn't born, he spawned at the age of 45 and his only memories were that cartoon dancing frog, meet the soldier, and a 14 slide powerpoint on ufos

Jones has to have televangelist in his background.

"beer is bacteria" im dead 😂

I'd like to hear Jones' argument for why people can't just go and pour chocolate syrup into some chicken broth instead of buying that nasty drink mix.

Hats off to the staff members that took the time to actually watch Alex Jones for this episode! You did God’s work!

The coat of arms for the University of Falling Off a Surfboard. LOL

Love it when the comment section only watches the first 2 minutes of video

John is definitely gonna make at least 1 joke about the new “I will eat my neighbors ass” clip next episode.

The part where Jones says that he needs funding or he will be off the air, that is an old televangelist line. Jim and Tammy Baker used it all the time.

"FUND US! Give me the energy, and I will attack the enemy!"

Pure gold!!! Especially knowing all of the lawsuits that are crippling him financially, views, etc.! I think he is finally going to get his comeuppance!!

Alex Jones: "They believe the Ancients were so much healthier." The Ancients: "Our maximum lifespan is 20 years."

It seems like the covid 19 viewer wave is here.

Tactical Assault Wipes would be a great name for a band

This aged perfectly

For the record: Don't buy Alex Jone's product ironically. He still gets money regardless of your intent.

Woah, woah, woah. Hey now, chief. The Church of Satan wants nothing to do with this creep.