I know what you were - what you are. You're Slippin' Shinji! And Slippin' Shinji I can handle just fine, but Slippin' Shinji with an Eva is like a chimp with a machine gun!
Im not crazy. I know he swapped those Synch rates. He got that idiot at Central Dogma to lie for him. And that synchronized battle! Are you telling me a robot just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Shinji! He beat off to a girl in a coma! And he gets to be a pilot? What a sick joke!
