SHOULD CONTE WAIT FOR UNITED? | James & Flav For Now  

Just checking in: happy Thursday slugs *Timecodes/Chapters: Season 3 Episode 6* *0:00** - **3:19** - Nonsense* 0:00 - Intro: Whose Aroused? *3:19** - **9:36** - Football* 3:19 - Hughton Sacked from Forest: FLAV HAS A SERIOUS CONVERSATION ABOUT EFL *9:37** - **22:10** - Nonsense* 9:37 - Jim Big Laugh Award 11:43 - Gym/Changing Room Chat 18:46 - Quote Of The Pod 19:37 - Pasty Or Bruce? *22:11**- **40:11** - Football* 22:11 - Premier League Private School 11: Conor Gallagher Chat 25:01 - Why Is It Trending? *40:12** - **1:04:35** - Nonsense* 40:12 - Joy Of Roy 46:07 - Samisms Can Hit You Anytime 46:27 - JAFFN Season Bingo 48:16 - Buffet Bantz 54:38 - Caught On Camera 59:47 - Beating The System

Flav’s beautiful verbal essay about Forest took me back to the Ball Street era

Samism: My godmother once referred to something as “a different kettle of balls”, confusing a different ball game and a whole other kettle of fish

I once met chris akabusi behind a local bakery on my way to church, he was was rummaging though some bins. Puzzled, I enquired what he was doing. Chris, said that the bakery threw away a lot of donuts and buns what were still perfectly edible and implored me to help him fill a Hessian bag as he ate an eclair, holding it with vigour that the cream filling pissed down his mesh tank top and onto his 1986 silver medal. Once the bag was filled, he gave me a Chelsea bun and shook my hand what was cover in the icing sugar. Nice guy, although I do believe the confectionery were indeed off as I had a dicky tummy for days after.

As many of you may be aware, Mcdonalds offer a complimentary cheeseburger to students when they order a meal. My university student card has never had a date printed on it, so i'm sitting here - 2 years after graduating - eating my free cheeseburger. The System? Beaten it mate.

I love how James was so thrown by Flav's EFL knowledge that he needed to immediately counteract it with some chat about penises in changing rooms just to restore some normality.

Samism: Saw an Instagram account post about the Man City vs RB Leipzig game with the caption ‘ARE YOU ENTERTAINED?’ an incredible misquote of Gladiator that suggested genuine concern at my level of entertainment

James’ reaction to Flav’s part about Nottingham Forrest is my internal reaction when another student at uni answers a question during a seminar

Which club are you at the buffet might be the lowest scrape of the barrel in the history of this podcast. I appreciate the commitment from Jim to unearthing a bit which will probably not even make it two weeks, so here goes: I'm probably Norwich, naive at times? Yes. But always provide an entertaining 90 minutes, and capable of a spectacular performance every once in a while.

18:09 if this isn't quote of the pod i'm rioting

21:00 When I was looking at these meticulously resourced and edited pictures of Steve Bruce and Pasties, I couldn’t get the image out of my head of Jim preparing this segment earlier in the week 👇🏼 *James’ wife:* What are you doing there love? *James:* Just doing some prep for the podcast with Flav. *James’ wife:* Oh right (walks behind James as he’s fixated on his laptop like his life depends on it). What’s… what’s that…? *James:* It’s erm… *James’ wife:* Is that… is that a pasty…? What has that got to do with a football podcast…? *James:* (Laughs awkwardly, feeling a touch of embarrassment but also undeniable excitement as he knows he’s in the middle of creating a golden Sluggy masterpiece).

I want Flav to recite his in depth analysis on the current situation at Nottingham Forest during our inevitable love making in the jaffn cult.. I'll bring the wasabi.

The story about the camera failing on the beach hurt, reminds me of my own personal experience which is comfortably one of the most hurt I've ever been in my years of following football. My dad and I bumped into Ricardo Fuller back when he played for my team whilst we were out and about. I remember thinking to myself - "is that...... no, can't be... but it could be though..... is it??" I turned to my dad, quietly asking him the same thing I'd just been debating internally, and my dad nodded and smiled at me. I daresay he was also a little excited, but not as much as me. I was shaking like a leaf, this was my favourite player, my hero. Despite the large number of what were family and/or friends with him - must have been at least a dozen people - Ricardo must have seen me staring at him. I was wearing my team shirt with his name and number on the back. I remember it to this day - he stopped dead in his tracks, grinned and waved at me. He then turned to everyone he was with, said something like "one sec guys" and walked over to us, his hand outstretched to shake ours. My first thought was to ask dad if he had a pen - signed shirt, doesn't get much better than that. He didn't have a pen though, and of course neither did Ricardo. Bugger. Next best thing though, my dad had his shiny digital camera with him. He asked Ricardo whether he'd be willing to take a quick photo - he obliged, the gentleman he is, and so we went to take the picture. I was there, posing with Ricardo Fuller for a photo I would genuinely treasure. His hand was on my right shoulder, he was on my left side almost bent double to get his face next to mine. I was going to have a souvenir of this moment forever and I was literally buzzing. My dad took the photo, lowered the camera, smiled, thanked Ricardo for his time, wished him good luck for the season, turned to me and grabbed my hand as we went about our day. I don't remember or care why we were even out, even where we were. I'd just met Ricardo Fuller, he'd taken a photo with me so that's all that mattered. I asked to see the photo a few times whilst we were out, but Dad kept saying things like "not right now", "I've already put it away", "let's do that back at the car". I was impatient, but accepted. The photo would be there waiting for me after all. We finally get back to the car, the doors close on both sides and I'm straight on to dad - PICTURE TIME. However, my dad straight away has a pained look on his face that I remember to this day, but I didn't yet understand why he was pulling it. He started talking and my heart slowly sank as I listened. The camera ran out of battery half a second before he went to take the picture. He'd forgotten that he'd not changed the batteries in a while, he had spares on him but he didn't want to cause a fuss for Ricardo or to hold him up whilst he changed the batteries. And then I realise - he was just trying to get me somewhere quiet to tell me this news whilst I was asking so that I caused a scene in private, not in public. I'm completely over it, as you can probably tell.

Quote of the pod: ”There is a peak time that your willy should be out in the changing room”

Genuinely close to requesting the JAFFN trumpet intro song to be played at my funeral, just in case.

Just checking in: I might not be a moist slug but I'm a fairly strong Allcott Ultra. So I downloaded some stuff to listen on a mountain walk in Northern Ireland this weekend, including this episode. But I started with Jim's interview with Chris Wilder. A lovely talk about his career so far. But for some reason when I used my earphones to unpause it half way up, it didn't go back to the interview, and went straight to this podcast that I also downloaded. So with no way of telling it was JAFFN before the music, I thought that James Lawrence Allcott had spent however many months working on stuff with Sky Bet & LO72, had the chance to interview one of the most intriguing British managers ATM & decided to segway the convo away from his career aspirations, meeting Sir Alex & reflection on his struggles, and focus solely onto the topic of penises & man spreading in changing rooms.

"I could batter Hitler" "He'd be clinical but the anger in my heart and the duty in my soul would get me over the line" just when I thought this pod couldn't get any better

Also overheard at the same place of employment was 'nip it in the butt'. And when someone was taking a risk he was ' going out on a whim'. Its often the little things that make a huge difference when trying to communicate to your coworkers. A different boss (the one responsible for nipping things in the butt) also found out that a case of dinnerware was broken and there were 'chards' of glass all over the place and we should be careful. Another manager wrote a note to his underling that an employee had called in because of a fire at her 'ants' house. Not really samisms i know but possibly of the same ilk

I once met Vincent Kompany. I was in the Manchester Arndale and got a tip off from a family friend that he was doing a book signing in Waterstones. I practically sprinted their only to find out they weren’t letting anymore people in as his time slot was almost up. Being the stubborn person that I am I stood there, ignoring the security guards requests for me to leave that part store and as Vincent got up to leave I jumped the rope that was cordoning off his designated signing area and politely asked him for a photo. Being the top bloke he is, he obliged and provided me with of the greatest moments of my life, meeting one of my heroes. I was then promptly ushered out of the store by a couple of less than impressed security guards. The selfie I took with him is my profile picture on RU-vid and if you look closely, you can even see one of the disgruntled security guards in the background.

As a city fan, the no fans thing doesnt bother me anymore... Nothing I can do about it really so I just let it go. City do have less fans than most other big clubs but what I dont understand is why does that REALLY matter. Also for champions league group games many stadiums arent full because there just isnt enought jeopardy. Usually City do fill most of their stadium but considering covid, the online ticketing mess and it being a midweek champions league group game against not the best of opposition I dont think its as bad as people would suggest. Also its pretty weird how city have millions of plastic tourist fans but also do not have any fans at all at the same time. Also, I think peps comments have been misunderstood he just wanted to get the fans pumped up rather than having a dig at them... He's not too fluent at English and it's been blown way out of proportion imo

Beating the system (even better because of its regularity): Tesco meal deals. £3. Naked Smoothies. £2.50. Yet, they are in the meal deal. Win. Every fucking time. Genuinely makes my lunch break. Yes, maybe I dont like the Naked smoothie. But every man knows a win in a meal deal is when you get the most value for your £3. A triple sandwich, naked smoothie and a grab pack of crisps, stop😳.

Liking the cut Jim👌🏻

Hey Jim, Your conversation about changing room etiquette made me think. How about a segment called "footballers wangs" where slugs submit stories of when they come across footballers in compromising positions. Like idk for example Dion Dublin at the urinals. Just an idea. I'm sure you wouldnr have to scrap it for fear of risking your blossoming career at any point All the best

Hey Lads, hope you’re both doing well and having great days! 😊

Dry slug checking in from New Zealand. Regarding beating the system - the car wash at my local petrol station offers a 1/2 price car wash deal stamped onto the receipt of the car wash I’ve just brought. The 1/2 price deal has to be used within 2 weeks but of course my car doesn’t get overly dirty within 14 days. So to beat the system, you go the the petrol station on the 14th day, pay 1/2 price, where they then give you a receipt with a code to put into the car wash to make it go. Here’s the genius part - the receipt with the code can be used within 2 weeks! That’s a full 4 weeks! Plenty of time to get your completely filthy and save 50% on your car wash. For two simple trips to the petrol station you save a whole $9.

I’m a city fan (seasonticket holder and been going regularly since 2004) and flav is right re City’s attendance The media try to make out that City claim to be as big as the biggest clubs in the world, City have never claimed to be. City’s core fan base stands at around 35/40k. City’s core fan base has hardly grown since the late 90s. Mostly it boils down to the fact we don’t have a massive fan base outside of Greater Manchester that is needed to completely fill the stadium every single game. So when regulars can’t make it for whatever reason and they can’t give their ticket to a friend or family in time the seat goes empty. There isn’t loads of people waiting in line for a ticket if a regular doesn’t attend whereas there’s massive demand for tickets at United and Liverpool within each club’s city and beyond. United have the biggest fan base nationally and globally and Liverpool have one of the biggest too, outside of Greater Manchester City’s fan base is marginal if that even with 10 trophies under Pep so the media trying to make a valid comparison in size between city’s fan base and some of the traditionally biggest clubs in the world fan bases when there isn’t one doesn’t make any sense apart from for clickbait and ‘banter’.

I've done a food challenge before (American, don't judge me). It was pulled chicken, steak, and pork (1.5lbs of meat) on top of a bid of french fries (.5lb) just in a bucket essentially. It was called the dumpster plate. 30 minute time limit. Finish it and its free. I asked for gravy on top, they obliged, 22 minutes later I was washing it down with a mug of suds and about to go play softball. It was delicious. The movement in the softball game was... less delicious.

Talking about how hard Flav is as he takes a sip out of his pretty flowery mug has killed me

checkin in lads...have a bingo for you. Anytime a commentator mentions how skillful Thiago Alcantara is during the warm up, and how they've never seen a player strike a ball like he does

I saw Peter Beardsley at a shop in Ponteland once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a twat and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Eh? Eh? Eh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen chicken wraps in his puffer jacket without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the wraps and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each wrap and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Really weird experience but what a lovely bloke.

How I played the system Went to the West Ham Manchester United game on Sunday, decided we’d stay in Stratford for the night. Couldn’t find decent parking for a low price but we did find a car park that was £6 up to 24 hours. Only problem was it jumped to £30 once you go over 24 hours. I had to use my ingenuity. I left the car there from 12 on Sunday, then went back at 11 on Monday and paid the £6. I drove out of the car park, but I had a trick up my sleeve. I drove round the block and back into the car park where I left my car until 4pm that day. Ended up paying £10 instead of £30. Jesse Lingard and Marky Nobes may have conspired to ruin my weekend but I had the last laugh.

Nice under the radar Desre reference James!

Quote of the pod: "He's eating 1040 eggs in a year". Football pod.

“He breastfed her”😂😂😂

31:52.....Cheers Jim. Got me singing Des’ree now.

When it comes to 'samisms', it's either 'feast or phantom' as my old boss used to say. She was referring to the up and down nature of our work load in the retail warehouse where we worked. At first it made me laugh but then after a few years of such mixing of metaphors, i became sad that she was my boss...my 'better' as it were. She also used to say '99.9% of the time' we were doing the right thing. My friend then pointed out to me that 99.9% is a fucking lot!! Its a huge number. In fact it may as well be 'all the time'.

Another lovely slice of JAFFN. Bit of a weird buzz in the audio tho, James. Don’t know who’s end it is on but it seems to be when you’re not speaking. Apologies if you’re already aware. All the best, come on you Rs.

Class pod as always, so glad I found this pod 2 years ago it feels like being in a room with mates. Sorry for the soppiness but had to say it

Hey lads, on the topic of plastic fans, is it plastic of me to support 3 teams in the premier league (Everton, Leeds and Palace) and hope for draws whenever they play each other? Only because my dad played for all 3 clubs. Should I just pick one and that be the end of it? The issue with that is who do I pick? I was born in Croydon when my dad played for Palace, moved to Leeds (due to the club transfer) when I was 4 to the age of 20 when I moved back to London for uni for 7 years, but have now returned to live in Yorkshire. My sister has also just recently got a job at Leeds as a Physio. However Everton was the team my dad played for when I actually began getting interested in football (I’d always just seen it as “just my dad’s job” when I was younger) So in conclusion, is it ok to support 3 teams at once or do I need to pick one? If so then who? Cheers guys, love the vods! Ps I must admit I am a bit of a Gull at the moment, however I will strive for the rest of my days to become a moistened Slug!

Gym changing room talk? I once worked at a leisure centre and I was on the evening shift. Before my shift I was in the gym working on my bi-arms and got a bit sweaty so I thought I best have a shower. I get out the shower and my centre manager was in front of me without any clothes on. Fair to say that was the most upsetting shift I had there.

Jim, you should start the I met blah blah blah once segment off with your story of you and Loz meeting Djibril Cisse in Paris! Loz told it on Liverpool vs Milan kick off last week, hilarious.

I once had an awkward moment meeting Troy Townsend, it was a fair few years ago and I was at the filming of a league of their own and Andros Townsend was on the show who at the time still played for Spurs. A week before troy had been on the fighting cock podcast. After the show when heading back stage with my friends we ran into troy and I became oddly star struck, jutting out my hand to offer a friendly shake and just mumbled to him ‘troy….cock….fighting…..podcast last week….’ He just looked at me, shook my hand and gingerly replied, thanks. Oddly enough I then met andros about 5 minutes later and Barry gave two shits

On the topic of Conte to United, I think its unfair to Ole, he's done good work with all things considered, and people haven't given him plaudits for the fact he has essentially rebuilt the club. When he came in, the entire club was very much in disrepair, with no DoF, terrible recruitment, lack of effective sports science and hes been able to put things back in place, and most importantly he has kept our best players happy. By all accounts, he walks around with the Alex Ferguson books under his arm, and has brought back alot of stuff from that time, and his man-management, genuinely seems excellent, tactically he might not be amazing, but he's certainly better than people give him credit for. I think Flav is right with Conte winning stuff, if he came to United now, we'd win stuff, certainly. But we tried it before with Mourinho, and 3 years later we were back at square one, the Ole appointment was an attempt at breaking the cycle of big clubs of appointing big managers, getting them in for 3 odd years, before it ends poorly, and the cycle repeats. He may not have won anything just yet, but I honestly believe, come the end of the season, the discussion around Ole will be very different. P.s love the work lads, up the slugs

Steve Bruce chat- I watched this a couple of hours before I had to come into work at a grocery store, after working for about an hour a man approached me, he asked “do you have any frozen Cornish pasties out the back as the shelf is empty?” I proceeded to look for the Cornish pasties which I could not find. I returned to the man and instead of telling him we are all out of Cornish pasties I proceeded too with the pod fresh in my mind say to the man “we are all out of Steve Bruce” before I could correct myself the man gave me a grunt and walked away

I met John Barnes at a night club... At a mates 18th birthday, everyone is smashed and Ive gone outside for some air. As I'm walking outside I spot a familiar face, the realisation hit me that it was in fact John Barnes. I asked him for a photo and continued about the night, rushed outside to send the photo to my dad and his mates and the first response was get him to do the rap. within seconds of me being back inside, there he was at the DJ booth doing the Rap to world in motion and the sugar hill gang, night made!

I can’t wait for when Steve Bruce is back in the Championship and Jim interviews him for the League of 72, in the back of his mind he’ll be examining how pasty like his face really is from across Steve’s garden.

The United convo is valid.. try looking at combined 11s of those other top 4 sides against united and see how strong that squad is... more united players indicates they should finish higher

Just checking in lads, happy Mexican Independence Day to todos los caballeros y damas

Harry Kane I can definitely see in a boarding school playing soggy biscuit with the prefects, definitely makes the posh boy XI

In my experience in the gym/swimming pool changing rooms it's always the older blokes who walk round Billy bollocks, they must have zero shame at all

Flav actually having a meaningful and intelligent conversation about the efl and football that doesn’t involve him exclaiming his hate for every other football club bar spurs??? Cmon now… less of that

The mum saying "YES" at 59:04

I think the average attendance for that year includes the zero attendance games! If you look at every club it’s way too low!

United should have bought a centre mid, pretty unforgivable that they didn't, not gonna win the league with Fred, Mctominay, matic as your CM options (Pogba has shown he can't be relied upon in that position). Liverpool and probably city have a better squad of players so don't expect united to finish ahead of those teams

Do any slugs know the story of the orange hammer that is always behind James... its been there for months just hanging.... just hanging!!! It never moves. New feature for you... Hammer time with James. You figure the content out for yourself as I have smashed it out the park with the title. Did my bit.

My dad, being from South Africa and having a samism on an at least monthly basis, got lost in the car the other day and claimed he ‘doesn’t have a scoping idea where we are’

‘You contributed’ James to flav …. Football podcast

I honestly couldn't even keep up with the quote of the pod nominees in the first 20 minutes. Surely that was its own social experiment.

Just checking in to offer up a word of warning about buffets. If you're going to one where there is a fine for not finishing your food, do not bring the missus. Found myself in this situation before where I was asked to finish off her food so that she'd avoid the fine, a buffet nightmare. You can't say no as will look like a dick, it may be food you don't even like, and worst of all, it will take up all that space you've been carefully managing for your own food. Harsh on the missus, but don't hate the player, hate the game.

its a shame really, that Ole's job is a lot more secure than people believe. he has a good relationship with the owners (unlike the previous ones) and is well liked throughout the club. I think he'd only ever be gone if we somehow missed out on top 4 because thats all our owners really want from us. they dont care if we dont win anything, they just need us to be relevant and theyll reap the rewards

Beating the system back in the day at woolies pick and mix cups. Stick a high value item like chewing gum or a choccy bar in the cup. Fill the gaps with smarties and shake them down into all the cracks and crevices.

bingo card - someone calling Van Dijk a Rolls-Royce defender

I'm going to go left field...Everton, they aren't afraid to spend regularly under the right manager, they are known as being a difficult, pragmatic side who are difficult to play against so he doesn't have to change his playstyle, and he'd bring them back up the league into more relevancy than 8th.

Those attendance stats are BS. I presume that is counting all the games in 19/20 where the attendance was 0 because of covid? Every club should be higher - villa sold out every game that season so should be around 42,000, Everton would have too. Must be including all those 0 attendance games in the average.

Option for the season bingo: Pundit to say “it’s a tough tackle but you can’t get away with that in this day and age”

Samism: I heard a commentator say after Mane had missed a shot that he's got his hands in his face. For some reason, I imagined Mane's fingers somehow being absorbed into his cheeks. The visualisation of this left me feeling equal parts scared, confused, and impressed

so glad flav calls himself that and not gary cause jagfn just doesn’t sit right with me

I came for the football chat. Stayed for the lack of football chat

Why do I feel like these Roy Keane stories are gradually becoming fan fiction

second slug

thought i'd catch up before i commented, and despite going through about 8 pods a day, i feel the current episode is still pulling away from me... so jumped ahead to give myself something to look forward to... (target: 1 like that i haven't given myself!)

On the "incorrect sayings" topic, my mate once said "stop spitting the baby out", as a portmanteau of 'spitting the dummy out' and 'throwing the baby out with the bathwater'

What has happened to derby games

First you slugs

If you have a mid-buffet chunder, can you really count that food as eaten? I think at that point the staff would look at you and smell emetic defeat.

Samism from my girlfriend - said her excitement was off the roof. I asked her if she meant through the scale - didn’t go down very well

Arsenal isn't ready to compete. Firing Arteta doesn't make sense. No other manager will win with this squad.

As a City fan I can't imagine how pointless it would be to care about the attendance of another football team's games, and by extension, caring about people who care about my football team's attendance. There are a million and one reasons why City's attendance gets talked about, working class fan-base who can't take time off work on a random Tuesday to watch a game when they can head home and have it on the telly, not a lot of tourist supporters, poor relationship between the club and UEFA, coming out of a pandemic (many clubs including Inter and Barca have suffered bad attendances early in the season), City not having a huge history in the comp. Even with those reasons, people don't care, attendance is lower, so they'll take the piss. To a lot of fans we (somehow not the other "super brands" Chelsea, Juve, Madrid, or Barca funnily enough) represent the plasticity of modern football and it gives rival fans a chance to remind us and themselves of that. We all watch football for different reasons, I personally love the tactics, admiring the talent, and supporting the players on the pitch. Some people just want a social club to be tribalist over and fight all others on whatever they can. Personally issues like average attendance, how "Big" your club is and even transfer drama is so much more boring than actually appreciating the football on the pitch.

You should drop the pants, grab the new ones then put them on 15 seconds max

The United midfield has been a mess for a while, with the odd band aid (Matic, Herrera) providing temporary relief. If we finish with a decent points improvement on last season, and that’s 3/4 points off the title, he buys himself one last season and has to fix the midfield balance.

Ben Chilwell is a well off young man who wants to be cool and so he dresses like Jack Grealish. Also turns out Harvey Elliot is from Surrey, I never would've guessed.

17:50 um

success this season for ole is overtaking one of city or chelsea. i think its neck and neck between them for the league and if he can fit in between he has succeeded. if he cant overtake one of them or doesnt reach a semi final in ucl i want to try someone else. (united fan)

Seems like there's 2 Ben M's as I'm still only an unfortunately dry slug. There must be a wet slug out there with the same name watching these live. I'm jealous.

thank god Flav is so fucking reasonable on the stupid empty seat discourse

I had the worst nightmare - horrible - devastating, my nightmare was that James and I had a lovers quarrel and he hated me, woke up broken and dead inside, sobbing like I lost my life partner. Safe to say my Girlfriend is now heavily suspicious of my sexuality - I explained to her, the power of the cult, that our leaders had control over my body and my will and that there is nothing more manly and macho then two guys loving each other.

That intro confused me 😂😂

‘I reckon he’s eating 24 eggs a week’ Football podcast

People want Ole out after *checks notes* a champions league result and want him to be replaced with *checks notes* Antonio Conte.

Flav do you expect man united to win the league or challenge. Because last season we finished 12 points behind City. So 3rd this year but 3 point off first is significantly better than last season. The league is so competitive this year to expect a side to win the league this year or the manager be sacked is a ridiculous statement

Quote of the pod: Flav - 'I've got a vivid image of this guy, he was very hairy, bald' Sort of a samism?

Wait a second James is 35 I thought he was 26/27

I was sick in my mouth listening to Flavs intelligent assessment of the Forest situation. Thank god they started talking about droopy ballsacks immediately after.

He gonna be waiting a long time just ask poch

Ole needs 85 points, semi-final in the CL and a cup.

Bringing in conte at united would be a mistake, he would buy incredibly specific profiles of players to fit his 352/343 and gut half their squad which would ruin the squad rebuild ole has accomplished. Flick would've been perfect had he not taken the Germany job, don't think there's a better fit than ole on the market right now.

You must be talking about the people who get really bad after sweat. Still, why don't you put a towel on that?

Just a little note about your boiled egg working out, you forgot to account for annual leave. You’ve given him a massive head based on false maths now. Fix it.

Aston Villa

Quote of the pod "I'd absolutely batter hitler"