Supermarket Simulator 

Gotta break those bills somewhere! 🤪

DO IT AT THE BANK🤡🤡🤡​@@jessicamcglaughlin9152

I love to see it is a worldwide experience

And it's always the first customer of the day.

Or gum lol

And they just hear “THE MILK”

45:10 too 😭

⁠@@averyringuette3814I died 😭💀

like the South Park episode where Cartman ran his own empty amusement park 😭

@@averyringuette3814”OHH THEY HAVE FOOOOOOOD???”

I mean, it didn’t spoil

Proof of the point really.

Yes, that was literally the point of the joke. Thank you for pointing it out. Did you know Mark also breathed in the video? Anything else you want to just, point out?

@@Dorraj In one minute, a minute passed. **Mindblown**

@@Dorraj damn bro chill

Undercoverplier!

Nahhh middle class work office jobs

bruh these bots are just the plague honestly

@@LiamMeme-xv4kl I don't get why RU-vid said, "Yeah, this seems like a good idea!"

​@@DalekPratt1963 You'd think that if they can make an AI capable of scraping the platform for some of the most perfect recommendations, they'd be able to use that sweet Google money to make one that actually knows how to police comment sections. But what do we know? We're just the lowly peasants who are gonna like what we have because there's no competition to RU-vid.

i m m e c c a b l e

It's the growth mindset

I think you meant _impeccable_ , ma’am.

This is a really high quality comment.

​@@edwardandeli op was quoting Mark. He said immeccable, then made gross noises with his mouth. Just got to that part.

It really depends on the friends you have. I feel like it would be either: A) Under staffed daycare or B) Near militaristic chain of command And nothing in between.

@@alexquan1744 there was some cooking simulator that was similar to this that they played a while ago. i picture it being like that where the chaos is the point

Overcooked?​@@jackradzelovage6961

Or competition as they make there own stores

Hold on, this is entertainment? I thought we were all watching our president open a humble store to try and be one with the common man.

It’s even better when he is working your job of past job. 😂😂😂

Best 1 Hour of my Life spent!

not just a grown man, you mean THE PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Half an hour for me. It’s really funny sped up.

Milk for all

you havent been shopping in a while. i got a gallon of milk for 2.19, and a single 28oz bottle of water for 3.79

*MILK*

thats how it be

Thats just accurate tho

Underrated comment.

Must be a high boomer incident area.

No, that is day 3. Most people try to power through day 1 because surely it is just because it's the first day. Then they finish day 2 and realize they were wrong. Then day three starts and they decide no more.

Oh really? XD

Yeah but forgetting you are an immortal being. Happens to me all the time.

The funny part is... this is almost mandatory. JCPenny tried to 'stop scamming the customers' with their honesty policy, which had them adjust their pricing to remove the .x9 system and even make the prices more relatable to their market value, which meant not doing 30% off sales to mask the prices. The result nearly crushed the company at the time and resulted in the one who came up with that idea to be voted off the board. In a twist of irony, humanity needs to be scammed to feel better.

@@FlameSoulis I actually worked for JCpenny a few years ago, another thing they frequently did is saying a piece of clothing was "On sale," for like 12.99, from its "original price" of 18.99 to say that you were "Saving money." At one point, management said to us that we need to circle what their savings was on the customer's receipt.

Slow descent? I think he lost it in the first 7 minutes lol

9,999 "BUT IT'S NOT A 1,000"

So stop sending bugs to scam companies

39:10

Bro I read your comment then looked up to blue shirt guy arrive at the register and then listen proceed to go off at him idk what the chances are but it blew my mind a lil😂

Every time he comes in its just not great for blue shirt guy

Real

Seems to be this comment going to have alot of likes

lol

I don't think Mr. president shouldn't be at a supermarket without security at all

Its part of his campaign

He's already unhinged and I'm only 4 minutes in...

@robertfarrell5039 lol just wait for the end then haha..(there is also a part 2 where he gets EVEN more unhinged..)

Every cashier should be like Markiplier

I'd think he was just very enthusiastically playing stocks tbh

CONSUME THE PRODUCT

And then if you're like thinking the product is too expensive and the cashier is like "I DON'T CARE. PURCHASE, PURCHASE, PURCHASE, PURCHASE, PURCHASE, PURCHASE"

Counter it by shouting yourself "WHAT A SPLENDID PIE! PIZZA PIZZA PIE! EVERY MINUTE, EVERY SECOND-"

lol

Do you want a hug?

I have had to follow the same person around the store shopping FOR THEM, FOUR TIMES. I had another use 20 minutes telling me about her phone died and nobody would help her, and i tried to explain it and she wanted a slimmer phone. help.

Retail is depressing.

Or wait for them to count one penny at a time from their wallet...slowly. And then they forget their count. Now thats worse.

Yeah, but the game still adds the money to the balance so I guess it doesn't matter

Yup.

He’s got my vote

Everyone got their start somewhere.

He’s one with the working class

At least he's not working as a supermarket employee

I love how we all simultaneously agree that Mark is our president now lol

_get that pasta_

"Buy! Buy! Buy! Buy!" nonstop as he watches you through your entire route in the store

he's the devil on every customer's shoulder

Kris Get The Pasta

Maybe it was a tip

Yes all bow to our president

Hello

🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Its always cool being early and seeing who gets the most likes the fastest lol.

All hail mr. President

I am…. So sorry about these replies 😭

​@@salvadore2488 Don't worry, I reported the channel.

the milk rant was definitely my favorite point in the video

It's Hollywood baby!

No one could afford his podcast either

I feel like all the things they said not to do were also things someone did do and they are warning to not be like them😂

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY 👹👹👹👹

​@@kiamckenz First thought in my head 😂😂😂

@@davethefoxmage5797 I work at a thrift store and this made me picture one of our retail people doing these things, I was CRYING 😂

4) Hi would you like to do IIIII GOOOOT GOODS

checks out, considering how he shot lasers from his eyes earlier in the video

I was thinking the same thing with his speech a few minutes earlier

That would be so cool

Do it.

@@Mr_Secondaries I wish, I have 0 talent for animation lol

I was just thinking that🤣

lets get this to the top!

lmao

I’m glad he’s back in it these videos are so good 🌝

I love these types of videos lol

im here 15 min

That's *Mr. President* to you young man.

Hi

Hi

I was actually getting mad he kept putting 9s like JUST ROUND IT UP 😢 I was so excited in the beginning then he completely changed up 😂

Lol

@@WwamnN566 My man took psychology 101, people obviously only see 3 at 3.99, right?(Only the stupid people do, which is a majority so fair enough lol)

I've never skipped "power/queer walking through the store and mentally cussing out every single person who parks their cart in the middle of aisles or walks at the slowest possible speed while taking up the most amount of space'

@@thederpypikachu9873 You must all live in democrat (yes the lower case is intentional) states or something. None of this happens in Republican states.

@lordkrythic6246 LMAO absolutely not. This isn't a politics thing. You're also definitely not the expert on what happens in every single store in every single state. Grow up.

​@@lordkrythic6246As someone who lives in a very Republican state,it definitely happens here and probably more lol

​@@lordkrythic6246.. you think queer people only live in democrat states?? queer people are born everywhere, and moving is expensive 💀 what are you even on about mate

More like "HOW DO I NOT DO FRAUD" followed by the 5 stages of grief and ending up on "ok ok so what if I ONLY do the fraud that I can get away with?"

@@AlphaGargoutside of government meddling it’s really easy to not do fraud.

0:31

It would be funnier if it weren't true. Lol.

Darn, that is almost 2 hours

​@@user-nj7hm4xn6l2 hours?! That's almost 1/8th of a day!

@@EchoesFromCorn1/12th

​​@@EchoesFromCorn ⅛ of a day?! that's almost 4 hours!

And he wonders why he only has 25 customers XD

WHAMRIC

You leave and he shoots lasers out of his eyes and kills you

It's not a normal experience for you guys?..

​@@nuclearocean no no all supermarket employees have to do both, its part of there training 👍

​@@pinkiepout3749 as someone working retail for a bit I can confirm

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that when he did it lol

Not in Canada either, so at least two

Lmao exactly

​@@sarahm4669 you mean America's hat?😂 Jk

Yeah, this is such a strange idea from an Aussie perspective. Our receipts list the tax but the shelf price includes the tax so you can always easily see what everything costs. Only extra cost at checkout is if you forgot to bring a bag and need one, then you have to buy one.

​@@mbncdyeah, in Sweden you see the amount you pay in taxes as a separate category besides the total price

i pay in a cup of quarters sometimes life's tough but be assured I knew what I was coming in for and this cup contains EXACT change

Don't you have machines that automatically deal with change yet?

Hard to so with always up and downs prices tho.. wich why i pay with card... less headache

And then had to stand there again for 1 hour and 6 min just to buy eggs because he forgot he needed more lol

😭

And then imagine having to come back later because you didn't get enough eggs. 40:46 Twice. 55:17

Lol just look at him feeling the heat like he's on the verge of tears 😢 😭 😂

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@@stabbystab._ nuh uh

@@JpegJav_ IT CHANGEEEDDDUHH

I don’t know why I think it’s funny.

@@Noo6995 It really is hilarious! His face and the fact that he couldn't really do much and just stood there while Mark kept on monologuing his life 🤣 Meanwhile all the other customers in line just stood there like: 👀

its like Mcdonalds 'supersize it' i'd like a slushy, and can you supermark-it?

That's not exactly what happened. They brought in a man to do a whole new marketing thing and the mans business plan was essentially "well most of our shoppers are women and women are idiots so we need to simplify things for them. Things like like sales and coupons and are just too complex for women to understand so we will get rid of them, lower some prices and say launch a campaign saying our pricing is now fair". Then they dramatically slashed in store prices, went from 600+ sales a year to around 12, stopped making and accepting coupons, and were still priced more expensive than other companies. Thats why they crashed so badly.

@@magic1623No way this stupidity is real, any business people who have this kind of thought would not make any money😂

I always call them by whole number (e.g. 5.99 = 6.00), but my eyes are still having visual input of 5.99, and I need to reinforce the idea of it’s not cheaper😅

@@magic1623 I think that's a little slanderous of whoever did the marketing considering you didn't provide any evidence, nor does that ,,strategy" make any sense. If it is true (wich i doubt), then i will excuse myself to the guillotine.

To be fair, this is also the same country where the 1/3 pounder failed because people thought 1/3 was smaller than 1/4.

I agree

True

Marks an unofficial Kroger main lol

lol yes

Didn't he mention in a past video that the supermarket he worked at was a Kroger store? Cause I feel like that explains a lot 😂 And I say this as someone who currently works at a Kroger store lol

even funnier when you know that mark’s first job was at kroger’s

He also had one register. Man is turning into an Aldi

Been a cashier for about a month now and this is way too relatable😂😂

Or that the coupon already came off and they insist that it didnt to get more of a discount

Too real haha

That explains why I like his videos so much

I was wondering about that

He.. Isn't normal? Uh-oh