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Back when people still liked M. Night Shyamalan, but God knows why.
Originally aired on June 12th, 2012.
Signs is a 2002 American science fiction horror film written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan and executive produced by Shyamalan, Frank Marshall, Kathleen Kennedy and Sam Mercer.
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@shyguy9615 3 года назад

“Probably should’ve thought that through before attacking a planet MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!” Is one of my favorite Nostalgia Critic lines.

@ridwancoding5646 Год назад

He sounds like a cartoon.

@doc.sk8erdie286 11 месяцев назад

Did you ever learn something the hard way? They didn't know water would hurt them. Or Maybe it had to be physical water mix with sunlight that hurts them. Bleach and ammonia can hurt you over time if you breathe it in separately, but if you mix bleach and ammonia and breathe it in, it wil kill you.

@jacksono6565 10 месяцев назад

@@ridwancoding5646cause he's a living one

@Sean-kg7vh 10 месяцев назад

They were demons, not aliens. Holy water killed them.

@thedarksidejesterandfriend8469 8 месяцев назад

@@jacksono6565this movie feels like a cartoon

@shay4068 2 года назад

It seems that Shyamalan have forgotten that our atmosphere is full of water vapor so that should’ve killed the aliens instantly

@alexjewett7455 Год назад

Not to mention morning dew, and clouds, and rain, and ice, and about a million other forms of water across the entire planet.

@doc.sk8erdie286 11 месяцев назад

Maybe it had to be water vapor mixed with sunlight? Or maybe it had to be physical water mix with sunlight that hurts them. Bleach and ammonia can hurt you over time if you breathe it in separately, but if you mix bleach and ammonia and breathe it in, it wil kill you.

@user-cv8qe9ru8c 10 месяцев назад

The lack of recon conducted by the aliens is astounding. They really went full invasion real quick

@theplaguegamer6216 9 месяцев назад

Roanoke Gaming actually explained that, water vapor and liquid water are vastly different quantities from each other, And the aliens because of their camouflage and ability likely have a far thinner Phosphalyfid bi-layer than us, that is the membrane on our skin that keeps water out, and theirs is so thin that liquid water can easily get in the cells and over-saturate them causing them to explode. Water vapor is not enough to do it and they can breath our atmosphere, so obviously they can take it. They likey came from a desert planet were liquid water is not that common. And he theorized that the aliens were likey desperate for a new home so they took a risk and failed.

@theplaguegamer6216 9 месяцев назад

@@user-cv8qe9ru8cnot really the aliens were staying to the shadows until they were ready to attack, the alien revealed itself on TV as a scare tactic to intimidate the masses of Earth. And if you remember we were struggling against them until their weakness was discovered, thousands had died from them, the aliens weren't completly stupid.

@b1rdsh0t80 3 года назад

The aliens yelling “WOOD!” At the same time every time they come up on a door fucking kills me every time.

@wiley8976 Год назад

Hahaha dude it’s so funny it gets me too

@BusBenchProductions 5 лет назад

“YOU JUST MADE CHARLIE SHEEN RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING!!” I died inside when I heard that

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 года назад

lol 😆

@Blade57331 2 года назад

I'm not updated with movie stars. Someone can explain me what charlie sheen did that people speak low of him now?

@h.rtheater8321 2 года назад

@@Blade57331 he did many drugs, while also speaking like he's better than everyone

@Dim4323 Год назад

So did scarry movie 3

@devilmikey00 7 лет назад

The talking aliens gag is easily one of the best they've ever come up with ;p

@waddupjd 7 лет назад

they're not aliens they're black suit Spider-Mans

@asrielthedreamer6783 7 лет назад

+Jay Play just in case. STOP THE BEFORE THEY DO A TAP DANCE ROUTINE !

@abara5678 7 лет назад

duuude i was about to make the same comment. its so funny. the way its written performed and edited is just perfect. im at the train right now and laughrd so hard peoole looked at me xD

@gam3rtim352 7 лет назад

I would love to watch a version of this movie with his subtitles and voice over for the aliens.

@paulschauer6273 7 лет назад

I lost it at that point

@StarWarsNerdyGuy 5 лет назад

I can now say my favorite moment of Nostalgia Critic is when he spent two whole minutes on the fact that aliens can't get past pantry doors

@maticstudios 4 года назад

The Name's Christian It had two heavy wooden tables propped up against it, it would take you about a day to figure out how to get out of a door that has been blocked when you are an alien and don’t know its blocked or how to operate a door in the first place.

@Mettra8021 4 года назад

& they cant blast it with a alien weapon of somekind? i mean these are aliens who are millions light years ahead of us in technology but they dont have the fire power to break down a wooden door

@maticstudios 4 года назад

Mettra Tonic Maybe they have no need for such weapons? Also the alien in the pantry was unarmed.

@Mettra8021 4 года назад

yeah no what sense does that make unless there like a xenomorph which they dont seem to be these aliens brought there advanced alien space ships years above our technology but your telling me they didnt bring any weapons thats even more stupid than than the thing about the wooden doors

@CadolfWasHere 4 года назад

it literally says in the movie why they dont use their weapons. i wonder if someone above a third grade education analyzed this. *cough cough* get stuckmannized *cough cough*

@madampluto3092 4 года назад

Hearing Joaquin Phoenix say "act crazy" is kind of funny now.

@LeBaron101 4 года назад

I think he might be the best joker ever

@anubusx 4 года назад

Also kinda funny that Gibson was the studio's first choice to play Batman in the 89 film.

@gianinabadami5341 3 года назад

Actually I thought it was funny then and now

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 года назад

Lmao 🤣

@SwiftNimblefoot 2 года назад

Man, that's him? He sure aged a lot. In Joker he looks like, 60...

@rorylumley4727 5 лет назад

You know crops need to be watered. Crops are usually fairly moist even if there is not enough water to kill them it should have hurt them like crazy.

@timtheskeptic1147 4 года назад

Plus, the wet ground. It would be like having a sunburn on the bottom of your feet at the very least.

@calebmauer1751 4 года назад

Why didn't they wear raincoats?

@DonnaBrooks 4 года назад

You're right. I'd never even thought of that. There'd be dew on those crops, on grass, on metal.

@bocowan9106 3 года назад

At first I thought you said Cops need water 😂

@parker-boy98 3 года назад

@@bocowan9106 Well they do, they're only human

@rogermorris9696 7 лет назад

The aliens would not last long in the UK

@BugsyFoga 7 лет назад

why

@rogermorris9696 7 лет назад

Because it rains alot

@sky.mp4 7 лет назад

*rains constantly

@ASLTheatre 7 лет назад

Or Oregon/Washington.

@GreatfulGert 7 лет назад

Or Indiana, that place has so much rain.

@JusushiKun 7 лет назад

after all these years I still laugh at those alien subtitles

@CollinGerberding 7 лет назад

New(er) to being a fan, but I remember those subtitles from before I knew where they were from.

@CommanderM117 7 лет назад

same

@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control 7 лет назад

WOOD!

@ShahirHameed 7 лет назад

Same here

@ryanweatherall3714 7 лет назад

+HitchensImmortal haha

@nikkygtv Год назад

it's been years and the whole "MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" bit still cracks me up

@johnhein2539 2 года назад

The Aliens as demons would have been a better twist. Explains why they don't have technology and go around naked. Also explains the importance of Gibson finding his faith, sort of blessing the water into holy water or something.

@the_once-and-future_king. 8 месяцев назад

No technology...except the numerous glowing spaceships they travel in?

@Edagui97 4 месяца назад

@@the_once-and-future_king. We never saw the ships directly or knew where they came from, so they might have as well have been demonic chariots or something.

@nkbujvytcygvujno6006 Месяц назад

@@the_once-and-future_king. Eh... with enough tweaking that could be seen as something supernatural that came off as spaceships to humans...

@DRYB0NEZ 7 лет назад

Well England's safe it's 70% trees and it's always raining

@Spaceraptorderp 7 лет назад

agreed

@nidohime6233 7 лет назад

A cricket bat would count too for defeat aliens? Because here we got thousands :v

@greyknight9638 7 лет назад

So is Florida.

@BlueZeroThree 7 лет назад

English master race scrubs!

@greyknight9638 7 лет назад

Texas is safe too, but then again seeing as how the aliens don't seem to use any weapons we'd probably just use them for target practice before we decided to rely on wood and water.

@thenarrator6846 6 лет назад

Anyone else thinking SHUT THAT DOOR

@Heisenkirk2000 5 лет назад

🚪

@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist 5 лет назад

Is that a rapsittie street kids reference?

@Sugaprincess2500 5 лет назад

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LMAO

@thefreakmachine 5 лет назад

I was too busy thinking about those aliens scarying the little girl... ...SCARYING THE LITTLE GIRL????

@FizzleFX 4 года назад

Waiiiit so it was all about aliens!? ... huh, actually, this explains A LOT!

@dustlandfairytale974 4 года назад

I didn’t realize the reason he called the doctor instead of the vet was because the vet is the man who was in the car crash that killed his wife

@mutt9779 3 года назад

Lol Mel gibson looking through phone: ..... no.... no.... not him, that's the asshole that killed my wife.... hmm..... I guess I should call this dude..... ok I'll call him....

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 года назад

WHAT?! 😂😂😂

@thatchersandifer7211 5 лет назад

I know this video is old but the reason he didn’t call a vet for the dog is because the town veterinarian is M. Night’s character. Since he killed his wife he didn’t want to call him to come check on his dog preferring to call a doctor instead because of the resentment he has towards him. You’re welcome.

@PaleHorseShabuShabu 2 года назад

*You're welcome. You're welcome.

@thatchersandifer7211 2 года назад

@@PaleHorseShabuShabu thanks😉

@davidstone281 2 года назад

Wow they failed to mention that. Just wow.

@riakun 6 лет назад

My mother was so inspired when this movie came out. Oh, dont get me wrong, she hated this movie, but she used the aluminium hat idea so she could be a giant Hershey's kiss for Halloween (true story by the way)

@maticstudios 4 года назад

riakun Watch a analogy on this movie and it will all make brilliant sense.

@alexolson1716 4 года назад

Adorable.

@moomooold 4 года назад

@@maticstudios i doubt it

@riakun 4 года назад

@Dagoberto Henriquez Benitez actually, no, she really did that xD she even did a similar thing to the top of her head like what they did in this movie (to recreate the top of the Hershey kiss costume). It inspired her whole costume

@isexuallyidentifyasukraini5407 4 года назад

That's like how in the movie Amadeus, Mozart was inspired to write the Queen of the Night aria after hearing his mother-in-law scream hysterically.

@rorylumley4727 6 лет назад

I like to imagine these aliens are idiots who stole some space ships and try to take over earth.

@JakNekon 5 лет назад

That would explain the lack of clothes....don't drink and warp, kids.

@memorra 5 лет назад

just a couple of silly kids out for a joyride across the galaxy

@bumiker 4 года назад

To be fair, we have geniuses design and build drones and missile guidance systems and then some guy with some training and who is good at video games operates them while eat hot pockets and Mt. Dew.

@Reapermaskhybrid 4 года назад

So kinda like Invader Zim then? That just makes so much sense.

@MsTwinkle101 4 года назад

Moronic aliens invading a planet that is 3/4 of water which is like acid to them Can't get through pantry doors Yeah, even the true greys are like "Dude you shitheads are stupid!"

@GEMINIMONKEY18 4 года назад

to quote charlie sheen "they mastered space travel but they can't get through a wooden door"

@theweysermanisback5205 3 года назад

Actually, it's "They mastered space flight, but they can't get through a wooden door."

@thewordoflynx8095 3 года назад

And what tells us they came to earth by ship? For all we know, they could've never evolved past the stone age and those lights we see in the sky earlier in the movie were some kind of space portals which they crossed by accident. The fact the aliens voluntarily came to attack earth is pure headcanon and in no way does it count as valid criticism

@boitata2617 3 года назад

"It still doesn't do wood" -The Doctor, sorry, I had to say it

@thephantomsplit 3 года назад

@@theweysermanisback5205 "You see what you did movie?! You see what you did?!? You just made Charlie Sheen right about something!!!"

@theweysermanisback5205 3 года назад

"That is how bad you've gotten!"

@edwardicus4 4 года назад

"...maybe Gibson and Phoenix are just God damn nuts..." Turns out that was the canon ending

@TyMarshall007 4 года назад

that's why Phoenix became The Joker

@DonnaBrooks 4 года назад

Clever!

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 года назад

Huh. Lol 😂

@neo-didact9285 2 года назад

@🔥Darth Dämon🎃 *"SO JUST SMILE AND BLOOOWW MEEEEE!!"*

@jacindaellison3363 2 года назад

@@neo-didact9285 lol, what's the context to that?

@sophiagoodman-merel7453 6 лет назад

"There's a monster outside my room. Can I have a glass of water?" ... what

@isaiahfreeman 6 лет назад

She has prophetic dreams and subconsciously is drawn to water because her purpose is to turn it into holy water so it will protect them from the demons.

@ryanr4361 5 лет назад

Ryan the entire story of the movie is mel gibsons struggle to regain his faith. It literally has nothing to do with the aliens if you look past the surface. Have you ever analyzed a movie or read a book?

@troin3925 5 лет назад

Alex Smartass edgelord!

@1000000man1 5 лет назад

She was scarier than the aliens

@InvestedGman 5 лет назад

She doesn't scream at a Violent Dog trying to kill her or A mysterious black figure outside her room but she screams at Corn? Lol

@ellamartell728 7 лет назад

why would everything writed on science books change if alien visited? "the aliens are here water is no longer oxygen and hydrogen is made of ass now also gravity is 2dicks/sec"

@spacepeanut5723 7 лет назад

idk why it was writed in science books.

@Turidus 7 лет назад

Asked myself the same thing. You need to wright a lot of NEW books, and you will maybe need to correct some parts of the old ones, but most of sciences would be unimpressed by aliens o.O

@half-lifescientist1991 7 лет назад

Okay people, quick English lesson! It's not "wright", it's w r i t e! DOUBLE-U, AR, AYE, TEE, EH! And it's not "writed on" it's w r i t t e n i n! DOUBLE-U, AR, AYE, AYE, TEE, TEE, EH, EN, SPACE, AYE, EN!

@baileymorgan3623 7 лет назад

thank you that sentence was giving me a headache

@ablackbunny3149 7 лет назад

I feel retarded

@alexandresobreiramartins9461 5 лет назад

Shyamalan directs as if he were on the first year of film school, trying to impress the teachers.

@TnT_F0X 5 лет назад

I'm a super intelligent solar system traveling organism. I'm not only going to go walk unprotected among creatures who's literal sweat can kill me but also run around in a tropical rain-forest to scare some kids while breathing in highly destructive acid vapor.

@WiloPolis03 4 года назад

Humans go into space even though nothing should be able to survive going to space and back

@Mxlsptlk 4 года назад

Humans wear protective suits in space.

@DonnaBrooks 4 года назад

@@WiloPolis03 OMG, you are not that stupid that you don't know that humans can't go into space (or to the bottom of the ocean) w/o high tech equipment protecting them? Humans can't just walk or swim or float around in street clothes in such environments!!

@WiloPolis03 4 года назад

@@DonnaBrooks Yes, obviously I know that, just saying that the aliens could've been in the process of creating technology to withstand water that hadn't fully been developed yet. Mostly, though, that type of plothole doesn't irritate me, because Signs isn't about having super realistic and science-y plotlines. It's about telling the story of a massive apocalyptic disaster from the point of view of just a small family. It's small scale, it's not about big plotlines and crazy advanced tech and stuff. So plotholes like that just don't really affect the experience for me.

@monsterhanna6691 4 года назад

Wilo Polis And yet the movie is about faith and nobody said that all water hurts the aliens.

@inferand4158 7 лет назад

Honestly, the real scariest part of the movie is when the dog barks. The sound quality is so clear and you think he's just gonna growl that it legit comes out of nowhere and scared the heck out of people. Shamylan could probably make a good movie out of just that barking dog.

@gabrieloviedo9265 6 лет назад

Infer and Hey maybe he can make a reboot of Cujo.

@KarstensCreationsKC 6 лет назад

'The Barkening' For fuck's sake, not so loud, he may HEAR YOU!!!

@airari24 6 лет назад

Infer and it scared me even in this review

@bored_person 6 лет назад

It's a jumpscare at best.

@bootleg317 5 лет назад

I saw this in theatres when it first came out as a really little kid and I can confirm that bark was the scariest part.

@arcanegift 7 лет назад

It's been almost 5 years and still this is one of my favorite reviews. This is my go-to "my depression is trying to get the better of me" reviews and never has failed to bring laughter even in the darkest times. Thank you, Doug.

@KaneK1234 5 лет назад

John Wheeldon Depression isn’t real. It’s just your life sucks, and you can’t handle that emotionally.

@proton3029 5 лет назад

@@KaneK1234 go be a troll somewhere else

@Dunnerski 5 лет назад

The aliens talking while they walk around the house always gets me. "DUKHU!"

@sophiawidzowski1757 5 лет назад

That’s what I’m doing tonight; one of my favorite reviews and I’m watching it to cheer up/calm down. Hope you’re doing well.

@M167A1 2 года назад

After many years this is still a go-to

@lsdcyclops7316 5 лет назад

I’m a professional engineer with 5 PHDs and years of experience. But I never understood how a button works.

@MadTurnip 3 года назад

You shoot it? Am I close?

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 года назад

Lol 😂 finally I’m not the only one!!!

@yurichtube1162 3 года назад

Damn 5 PHD's?

@CynicalLlort 3 месяца назад

Thanks for helping my depression critic, I come back to these old reviews and it never ceases to cheer me up.

@appleWhisky43 7 лет назад

Movie becomes 10/10 with aliens talking (starring NC)

@matohibiki 7 лет назад

Doug and Rob Walker, as... The aliens who couldn't fight wood. Coming this fall to Fox. And of course, cancelled six episodes into the first season.

@therealShakezTV 7 лет назад

I want a movie with serious talking humans and incompetent subtitled aliens like this XD

@victoriamartines5030 7 лет назад

I wonder if those aliens can or not fight Woody Woodpecker, Woody from Toy Story, the entire Hollywood or their own, personal _morning wood_. Man, this movie rise more questions than any one expected.

@gam3rtim352 7 лет назад

WOOD!

@Reczack 7 лет назад

Fox President: I like your style, kid! I just have one doubt: can we parody it in our excessively-long Simpsons show?

@lordofthejotnar7144 7 лет назад

"Oh my God it's Black Suit Spiderman, stop him before he does another tap dance routine!" Lmao

@RileyA. 5 лет назад

Lord of the Jötnar. XD

@coolperson962 4 года назад

Or.... We could have the Joker dance and have a comic book dance off!!

@christopherlowery3797 4 года назад

Robert Moore I’d pay GOOD money for an Emo Spidey vs. Joker dance-off.

@Em_Elizabeth 4 года назад

The alien looks like a guy in a morph suit.

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 года назад

Dude give me a Broadway kickline!!!😂😂😂

@JMurdochNZ 3 года назад

The alien dialogue was absolute gold.

@lektraburux 6 месяцев назад

DUNKO!

@b1rdsh0t80 3 года назад

Can we all talk about the sheer genius of nostalgia critic timing this 16:37 to have an ad play right when he changes the channel??? Even better, the ad that played for me was M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie “Old” 😂😂

@nsasupporter7557 2 года назад

I actually didn’t think this movie was that bad. This and 6th Sense were his only semi decent movies

@howdoyoudo5949 Год назад

um. unrelated

@GippyHappy 5 лет назад

The only aliens that can be defeated by water guns

@LuigiTheItalian 4 года назад

Imagine a kid killing an alien with a dollar store water gun? You know those super small water pistols that just sprinkles a bit of water out. How embarrassing for the aliens.

@princenadroj9766 4 года назад

Or just wait for it to rain, think of that Invader Zim episode.

@damondodson9414 4 года назад

JBrown 30 they’re irkens lol 😂

@princenadroj9766 4 года назад

Damon Dodson I was thinking the same thing🤣

@upkz762 4 года назад

All those hours of Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash are about to pay off

@Grim528 7 лет назад

"There's a monster outside my room, can I get a glass of water". 🤔 how did the critic let that line go unscathed? The girl screamed because of a crop circle, but casually got thirsty when she saw A FUCKING MONSTER OUTSIDE HER ROOM?

@demonminer8093 7 лет назад

"Daddy there's a demon under my sheets, can you tuck me in?"

@ultrakaiser8547 6 лет назад

That is actually quite true. I don’t know why he didn’t notice that either

@thomashall6733 6 лет назад

"daddy, there's a monster in my closet. Can you bake me some cookies?

@davidjohnson4171 6 лет назад

I'm thinking he let that line speak for itself.

@andreasolano8248 2 года назад

maybe the girl know something abouth the aliens?

@ArakkoaChronicles 5 лет назад

I like how your version of the alien language has them sounding like a mix of Klingon and Japanese.

@zoebrugg7594 3 года назад

“WOOD!”

@riccardoolago 5 дней назад

To me they always seemed like even more incomprehensible Apulians: In Italy there is this program called "Lo Zoo di 105" made up of sketches and one of these is called "I puglieni" (a portmanteau between "aliens" and "pugliesi") in which the hosts call people in Puglia speaking a few words in the local dialect to make people angry. When I heard the aliens talking in this review I always thought of that series of sketches and I imagined the aliens saying things like: "Are you an asshole? Are you Riccardo's son? Do you make Chinese-style mouthpieces? Fuck those who died for you" to say something like "Who could have imagined that a planet with trees would've had wood?"

@cicadathegod8277 Год назад

One subtle thing I liked about it was realizing that he didn’t want to go to the vet because the vet was the one in the car. So he’s rather take the dog to a doctor than see the man who killed his wife.

@ajiththomas2465 Год назад

Exactly! It'd surprising on how many people don't pick up on this subtle hint throughout the film.

@xMaugrex 7 лет назад

If a glass of water burns their skin off that fast, then the water in the air would have killed them or driven them off before anyone even knew they were there.

@reaperproductions7058 6 лет назад

Thomas Hall it wasn't acid, it was regular water

@sethstorm1197 6 лет назад

He never said it was acid, he was saying the water in the air would've killed or scared off the aliens.

@tommytomted44 6 лет назад

*_Maugre, no the water in the air would NOT have killed them. You don't understand how the water in the air works!_*

@HoneyBadger1779 6 лет назад

Maugre Is it a coincidence your avatar is a fish? Fishspiracy

@tommytomted44 6 лет назад

*_99legion, I was in the movie SIGNS as the Army recruiter. I was at the table read of the script. A full cast reading and discussion with the director. This issue came up and he said the water in the air would NOT hurt the aliens. He was a very prepared director and had thought of EVERYTHING including water in air. Who understands it now?_*

@117neoshadow 6 лет назад

"Hmm, probably should've thought that through before attacking a planet *Cuts to an image of Earth* MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!" XD

@nathanaponte2986 4 года назад

23:43

@maticstudios 4 года назад

117neoshadow Watch an analysis on the movie. You are also an idiot for not realizing if you went to another planet as a hit and run mission you probably wouldn’t know what any of the substances on it were...

@mattmcgovern6591 4 года назад

MUHROMATIC no need to be an ass-hat. He’s just quoting the critic

@godemperorofmankind3.091 4 года назад

in other news, we are going to send astronauts to a planet of sulphuric acid....NAKED

@christopherlowery3797 4 года назад

MUHROMATIC when in this movie did it state the aliens were on a “hit and run” mission? The movie never states their intentions as such. I’m getting the idea you watched an analysis video in which somebody put forward their theories (probably trying to explain the massive plot holes away because they enjoy Signs) & are now stating them as fact. Again, the movie never says this, & never gives you any reason not to question aliens choosing to invade a planet that’s almost 80% lethal to them. You can’t make that make sense unless you come up with some bullshit theory.

@WillShakes423 3 года назад

Hey, Doug. Remember the part where Joaquin hit the alien with the bat? I bet it worked because it was made of wood.

@KBGVideos1 2 года назад

“WOOD!”

@WillShakes423 2 года назад

@@KBGVideos1 Exactly.

@flappypizza3802 4 года назад

I wonder how Spielberg felt about M Night being called “The New Spielberg”?

@gianinabadami5341 3 года назад

I was thinking the same thing when I first saw that cover that the cashier table at a Barnes N Noble

@jesusramirezromo2037 3 года назад

I mean, spiellberg himself had a big downfall

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 года назад

Lol

@redband3071 2 года назад

I wonder if it was meant to compliment Shamulan...or if it was meant to insult Spielberg.

@babyblue_22 2 года назад

@@redband3071 That's an interesting spelling of Shyamalan😉 For real though, makes more sense than the actual spelling

@bluezero8557 7 лет назад

The alien dialog you did was fucking hilarious

@RAFMnBgaming 7 лет назад

Bah Weep Grahna Weep Nini Bong?

@bluezero8557 7 лет назад

HASEnoncorperated Wa buwah gaba neep.

@RAFMnBgaming 7 лет назад

Tj Chapman Q'Plah!

@bluezero8557 7 лет назад

HASEnoncorperated Q'PLaaaahhh!! (woooooood!)

@RAFMnBgaming 7 лет назад

Tj Chapman for your incorrect translation you will experience Bej!

@BlueLighteningGojo 7 лет назад

Farm life can be scary as Hell, man. I mean, we have wood out here....WOOD!

@Xanmanbro 7 лет назад

-Gasp- WOO- I mean what? I'm not a Black Suit Spider-Man Alien

@netscapecosmonaut9975 7 лет назад

so you can make a pantry door

@Xanmanbro 7 лет назад

+Someone OnTheInternet NOT A PANTRY DO- I mean I swear I'm human

@BlueLighteningGojo 7 лет назад

Corporal Xander I've also got water, too. 😎

@BlueLighteningGojo 7 лет назад

Someone OnTheInternet Pantry doors just fall out my butt. xD

@Cristopher.C 2 года назад

Those aliens must be the alien equivalent of the Alien franchise's humans, just going to an unknown planet without any protecting gear and just touching everything because they suck at what they do

@FizzleFX 5 лет назад

... you think *bacteria killing aliens* is kinda stupid!? Shamaylan: *HOLD MY GLAS OF WATER!*

@DonnaBrooks 4 года назад

Except no one would think that bacteria killing aliens is stupid....unless they were stupid themselves and didn't know anything about the history of pathogens.

@alexjewett7455 4 года назад

Yes, but the bacteria thing at least makes sense!

@fleetadmiralauto6506 4 года назад

The bacteria at least has scientific evidence behind it, as seen when the Spaniards invaded the Americas and killed off the natives with smallpox and shit.

@Rorschach003 4 года назад

@@DonnaBrooks No, it is stupid. Are we to assume aliens, this advanced species, didn't think of spacesuits and hazmat suits?

@DonnaBrooks 4 года назад

@@Rorschach003 If they had no deadly microbes on their planet, why would it be something that would ever enter their mind?Humans explore places all the time w/o being fully prepared b/c you don't know what to prepare for until you encounter it. Did the astronauts take weapons to the moon? What if they encountered some hostile life form that attacked them? How would they defend themselves?

@PerovNigma 7 лет назад

"Hmm. Probably should have thouhg that through before attacking a planet *MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!!*" I love the delivery of that line so much! XD

@b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад

That straight up killed me.

@RileyA. 5 лет назад

Thought*

@king_supreme1102 5 лет назад

Here is a valid point though. They are an alien race that we are given minimal information about. For all we know, water is a foreign substance to them. Think about humans finding a planet and finding substances that are lethal to us. Entirely plausible, so who is to say that it isn’t the same for aliens. We don’t know what Alien’s planets are like.

@b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад

@@king_supreme1102 Fair point, but we humans would've been able to send probes to such a planet to analyze the planet, gather some samples, and create solid data on the planet itself before landing; liek we did with the Moon. These Aliens are far more advanced than we are, and apparently lack the common sense with Interplanetary travel. And there were others on Earth before a proper invasion, so some data would've been sent back. THESE ALIENS ARE DUMBER THAN DODOS!

@thatchersandifer7211 5 лет назад

Starman Gaming if you listen to the story the aliens weren’t there to invade and settle down they came to take people as a food source they were probably a starving race on the brink of extinction once they found a food source they jumped at the opportunity sent scouts determined the major populations and sent in the invasion. They weren’t being cautious they were scared and risked everything they had just to find food.

@franklydondor3448 7 лет назад

imagine we getting advanced tech to go to space extremely easily so we start invading planets then we decide you know what? lets invade that one planet that is mostly made up of acid thats basically the aliens thoughts

@jd7507 7 лет назад

Venus?

@jakubmakalowski6428 7 лет назад

It's also full of wooden doors. If only NASA had launched a giant door to orbit the Earth, this whole movie could be skipped.

@GJameso 7 лет назад

I feel like they must be playing an IRL game of Beyond Earth, challenge mode.

@jd7507 7 лет назад

DanTheMan And none of them thought about investigating the mysterious substance that covered 70% of the planet? i don't hate the movie but that is just idiotic.

@GrandpaHardwood 7 лет назад

@mikeyjaysnake7052 5 лет назад

The real twist was that this movie took place in the Battlefield Earth Universe.

@MadTurnip 3 года назад

"By the way, your puny planet has alreary been invaded before us. Some idiots from a nearby system tried to do it naked and unarmed."

@alexjewett7455 3 года назад

Seriously?

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 года назад

Lol

@jaimedanielhernandezrios5398 2 года назад

That would explain how the phsyclos took over, these were the morons that doomed us all

@mindyg7064 4 года назад

"Dog anatomy is pretty close to human anatomy, right?" Actually, it IS. SOURCE: I have been a nurse in both human medicine and veterinary science. Can confirm. Not identical, no, but if you imagine a human being on all fours there are many, many anatomical similarities, same organs, many of the same bodily functions, systems etc. Animals also display illnesses in similar ways, however diagnosis is obviously more difficult without the patient being able to communicate their symptoms as easily.

@monsterhanna6691 4 года назад

Mindy G And yet humans don't have fur or tails and I don't need to eat my vomit and count it as a meal. Or sniff another human's ass as a way of saying hello.

@m0onm0th 4 года назад

@@monsterhanna6691 I'll give you the fur and tail but everything else you said is behavior not anatomy.

@Blacktooth-yr7ck 2 года назад

It would be malpractice if he attempted to treat the dog with anything other than oxygen. Unless he had a vets license also.

@nosomusk864 7 лет назад

Want to know what would have made the movie far better? Nic Cage as the Aliens !

@krislanc1239 7 лет назад

he would be too cray cray even for the aliens

@TheWeirdDinosaur 7 лет назад

Invasion of the Trumps. They will invade you, and you will pay for it!

@jmalmsten 7 лет назад

Cage-alien moonwalk-waltzes through the wooden door. Hands in the air. Dramatically turns around while the heavenly choir proclaims... HAAAALLELUJA!!!!!

@AnnaBee03 7 лет назад

+dean wessel okay? sure.

@chromaphasia453 7 лет назад

Every movie is better with nic cage...

@ndragneel04 7 лет назад

don't underestimate a wooden door. even a timelord can't get through it

@jeckjeck3119 6 лет назад

Even time lords defeated that weakness (Shout-out to heaven's sent).

@feralchangeling97 5 лет назад

Don't diss the sonic!

@boystantoytle5520 5 лет назад

Louredil the alien escapes tho

@tylereatongamer6651 Год назад

"Probably should of thought about before you attack a planet MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!!!!" 👏👏👏

@doc.sk8erdie286 11 месяцев назад

Did you ever learn something the hard way? How are you suppose to learn something if it wasn't taught to you first? They had no idea that their weakness was water. Why do you think they left in a hurry? They wanted to harvest human beings, so they got as many as they could and left. Or maybe it had to be physical water mix with sunlight that hurts them. Bleach and ammonia can hurt you over time if you breathe it in separately, but if you mix bleach and ammonia and breathe it in, it wil kill you

@dave5001 3 года назад

The noise of the Aliens shouting ‘Wood!’ Has been in my head for days! I couldn’t remember where it was from, I feel so relieved to have found it :) love the subtitles

@k.theartist3940 6 лет назад

Kermit used to be a friend until I invited him over for breakfast... I had bacon...

@nebula6472 5 лет назад

You monster XD

@WiloPolis03 4 года назад

@@nebula6472 Lol

@alexjewett7455 4 года назад

What

@DrDolan2000 4 года назад

Why did I write this?

@Ace2014Ace 4 года назад

Dont worry so did he later that night

@MagicMaster667 7 лет назад

Those alien subtitles never gets old.

@FizzleFX 5 лет назад

TUKO!

@superplushkolin7831 5 лет назад

WOOD!!!

@firesidestories5714 4 года назад

Must be one of those millennial aliens so used to their automatic door opening tech

@cartoonmaster2401 4 года назад

That is an underrated comment

@Shadywolf09 4 года назад

I think you mean Gen Z.

@Fluffkitscripts 4 года назад

Okay ÿįoomer.

@timtheskeptic1147 4 года назад

Automatic doors were invented a long time before the first millennial was born, dude.

@christopherlowery3797 4 года назад

tim the skeptic heard of jokes? The only reason you’d feel the need to state the obvious is if you feel offended.

@edeathedemonfox7067 3 года назад

Everyone loves the talking aliens bit, but I personally think the part with the water is hysterical!

@guyincognito2851 6 лет назад

The "pantry door" freak-out was more epic than the Bat-credit card freak-out.

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 года назад

Impossible😂😂😂

@gianinabadami5341 2 года назад

No matter what, I jump and then later laugh every single time I watch that. Followed by laughing over him "fainting"

@mayadelosrios7872 2 года назад

I agree. 😁

@Tarutokun 6 лет назад

"Excuse me, I've got some aliens at my door..." "WOOD!" I die laughing.

@gotmemes7090 5 лет назад

23:47 I cannot stop laughing at that part

@Zappa_boi Год назад

MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!

@who-ny5oe Год назад

This is the equivalent we are attacking a planet that is mostly made of lava and it rains lava like what the fuck?

@MrGlenbw 5 лет назад

11:38 - 12:01: I swear Mel Gibson is going to sing 'Let It Go' at this point....

@not_an_undercover_cop 7 лет назад

Stuckman made a great observation. Shyamalan's character is the vet. It says it on his mailbox. That's why Gibson's character tells the kid to call the doctor instead. It's a great moment where they don't shove it down your throat.

@billjacobs521 7 лет назад

So it's a confusing moment unless you catch that irrelevant detail that adds nothing to the plot.

@not_an_undercover_cop 7 лет назад

I bet most people didn't notice that he said "Doctor" and not "Vet". Either way, it adds a ton to the characters. This is not a great movie by any means, but it does have a ton of foreshadowing and hints placed throughout. Most movies these days have to spell things out for the audience. If it was spelled out, I doubt it would have made the movie any better. It's just a nice, subtile choice on the director's part.

@billjacobs521 7 лет назад

Wheatley I bet they DID because the scene literally tells you that the person he just named is not a vet. This isn't even foreshadowing because it's not plot relevant. What if his character wasn't the vet but the butcher? It wouldn't change a fucking thing in the story, since the dog dies in a little bit anyway. It's pointless. Foreshadowing is supposed to relate to a major plot point or theme, not just hint at random details because "I'm directing!"

@not_an_undercover_cop 7 лет назад

Did you watch the movie? The vet is the one who killed his wife. Do you want a movie without characters?

@billjacobs521 7 лет назад

Wheatley Yes, I know who the vet is. You didn't actually answer my question though; what does him being a vet have anything to do with the fact that he killed the wife? Nothing. It's irrelevant. The only reason he is the vet is so that bit with the dog can be set up, and the only value of that bit with the dog is to reference that he's the vet. It's pointlessness tricking people into thinking it's clever. If it was removed, it would change NOTHING in the plot, the theme, the characters, etc. He's hardly even a character, he's just a foreshadowing device; "Hey, it seems like the events unfolding before us are pre-ordained! Also, the aliens don't like water, hint hint. Bye!" He could have been removed entirely, with his two whole sentences of barely-connected relevance said by a number of other characters.

@phantomzone2725 7 лет назад

Whoa, I didn't know Scary Movie 3 could do a better alien film than Shyamalan. THAT is a damn good twist!

@keynanmartinez 5 лет назад

That's movie is comedy gold.

@lordmavbmp 2 года назад

they had finger dicks.. or dick fingers... depends on ya preference.

@scottvasquez1401 2 года назад

I agree, the parody version is better is than this film that inspired it, and when Scary Movie 3 points out your plot holes, you know you got burned. Scary Movie 3 even makes more sense, in spite of it being a spoof where nothing has to make sense.

@nsasupporter7557 2 года назад

@@scottvasquez1401 hey, Signs was actually good. It was better than any of his other shit movies

@dannigro8794 Год назад

@@nsasupporter7557 Prob not saying much

@thefreakmachine 9 месяцев назад

This movie at least gave birth to Scary Movie 3

@dakotawilson3630 3 года назад

When he said" oh my God it's black suit Spider-Man somebody stop him before he does a tap-dancing routine!" I laughed

@imheretosayyo3064 6 лет назад

The 12 year old Morpheus cracked me up

@rubberbandman3rd 5 лет назад

I was dying at that part lol

@samwallaceart288 7 лет назад

Reminds me of in "Scary Movie 3" where he's like "Wait- you're telling me they've mastered Intergalactic Space Travel and they can't get past a *wooden door??"*

@Hanmacx 7 лет назад

yeah Scary Movie was better and that says something.

@XenoSpyro 7 лет назад

18:34 Please watch the entire video before commenting.

@yolotrollo6343 7 лет назад

Kneel and prostrate yourselves before the owerwhelming might of the wooden pantry door infidels, for it reings supreme over all.

@samwallaceart288 7 лет назад

Harvey Milk Or ... THERE WAS NO DOOR. flashback flashback flashback.... : "sometimes, people only see what the want to see..." [gasp] IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

@Draculas-knight 7 лет назад

well if you think about it maybe they don't have wood or water we saw that life can exist in acid and use some crazy way to live by who knows look for example us humans like chocolate but give it to a dog in high dozes and the dog dies its liver fails my dog eat two snikers and died its how the main specie evolvs and gets stronger and the weaker ones die but to have logic and go to a chemical hazard planet like it would be for us venus titan (the moon of saturn where it rains methan gass )or on venus where it rains and it exists lakes and lakes of sulphuric acid or uranus where its atmosfear is loaded of mercury a toxic metal liquid , anyway off topic here what i meant is if they would check the planet first with some robots yeah they would have beatan us but go blind in the dark and be cannon meat yeah that preaty idiotic to a superadvanced race of aliens to me anyway

@manuel33plyr 3 года назад

18:17 rage dance

@superrazor7617 Год назад

You can make a beat out of this also is weird to see a moment when the critic wasnt bald

@Sh0tgunJust1ce 2 года назад

Mel Gibson making Curly noises at 14:45 is an underrated joke.

@hologrampizza5432 6 лет назад

Alien 1: You know, I really hate the way that water burns my flesh. Alien 2: I just had a great idea! Alien 1: What? Alien 2: Let's invade that planet with water oceans, water vapor in the atmosphere, and water droplets which fall from the sky. Alien 2: In fact, let's go right now! Don't even bother packing clothes or weapons or anything. Alien 1: I see no issues with this plan. I hope they have short-tempered simians with advanced weapons and wooden doors!

@benji_so_dope2927 6 лет назад

Hologrampizza so the aliens know what water are before coming to earth is what you're insinuating

@obesegrandpa8733 6 лет назад

No, he was making a joke, that’s what he was insinuating

@Modie 6 лет назад

Even then, the movie is implying that the aliens were watching the earth before attacking. You would think, they would see, that there is a lot of wood and water on it. And you would think, that one of them would have get in contact with the water (for example when it rains), so to say, they couldn't know about it is just stupid.

@prehistorichero2755 6 лет назад

You know all Earth-like planets with alien life have liquid H2O to support life! So in real life, aliens’ weaknesses are not water because water was a perfect resource.

@MerryMaddMen 6 лет назад

It would give them advantage if they did it.

@MigratoryWhimbrel 7 лет назад

The bat was made of .... WOOD!!!

@jeckjeck3119 6 лет назад

You don't know the power of wood. I beat aliens with my wood every week! ....

@JeremyFrancispiano 5 лет назад

"Du-gah!"

@gianinabadami5341 2 года назад

So a double threat

@pipedream2556 Год назад

20:28 I love the critics joke of the aliens talking over all this, but after watching this a few times my brain actually processed how...meaningless what the real actors are saying actually is. I legitimately cannot understand why that much emphasis was put on a dad randomly taking his elder child aside in a crisis to tell him that the first words he heard were "hi Morgan I'm your mother". It's clearly meant to be a powerful moment of comfort, but the actual content of the special moment was pure NOTHINGNESS! Not to mention that then means he's ignoring the younger kid while aliens break into the house and they're standing around panicking instead of looking for a place to be safe?!

@akasquirrel87 9 месяцев назад

So true story, I was at a riff party where we were riffing on this movie. The scene where Gibson tells the cop "Don't call me father." comes up and I chimed up with "Call me Daddy." And everybody lost it for so long we had to pause the movie until everyone was composed.

@dreamlandnightmare 4 месяца назад

That's an MST3K-caliber riff right there.

@ShineOnYouCD 7 лет назад

There's also water vapor in the air

@bruh9297 6 лет назад

And what would they do if it rains?

@oceanman_8370 6 лет назад

Aaaaaand what would happen if it was damp or foggy. Bruuuhh

@Sashrunner 6 лет назад

Mist must be horrifying to them. =Y

@SchlubbyTomHanks 6 лет назад

It'd be like if humans tried to colonize Venus.

@ghristophermyers666 6 лет назад

The Godless Beast The aliens are actually demons, this is literally a movie about faith. The aliens were not that intelligent anyway-

@Carinail 7 лет назад

So, I just sorta realized another plothole. If water is acidic to the aliens how can they wade through a cornfield without a scratch on them? Sure water isnt always ALL OVER plants, but wading through a cornfield you're gonna get wet once or twice..

@dionwoollaston5717 5 лет назад

Logan Drees phrasing

@LuisSierra42 5 лет назад

Hahaha he`s phrasing

@roguemeteorite6778 5 лет назад

@ledzeppelin711 I assume they misspelt phasing.

@accidentalmadness1708 5 лет назад

@ledzeppelin711 guessing you never watched archer

@alexandresobreiramartins9461 5 лет назад

Shhhh... You're making Shyamalan look stupider. Our atmosphere is also laced with water...

@luke769animations 3 года назад

Another thing about the aliens… why would you go to an alien planet covered in your one weakness while ALSO BEING *BARE ASS NAKED*

@leurunner4764 4 года назад

another weakness of these aliens. Blades like from kitchen knives. you can't cut through human fingers this easily because there are bones in the way.

@KodahSmith 7 лет назад

Wonder why the aliens didn't burn up when our air has water vapour

@GreySkaler 6 лет назад

Kodah Smith ya come to Nebraska in summer 98% humidity level

@crackedemerald4930 6 лет назад

I think that it needs to be liquid water... That still is floating around in the air...

@Elliott-oh2oy 7 лет назад

I jumped a little when the dog barked angrily I'm so a shames

@TreePDX 7 лет назад

I got a text at the exact same moment, so the buzzing went off just as the dog barked. Scared the living shit out of me

@haileyroberts1103 7 лет назад

I did too. Shame buds?

@extremesubtlety 7 лет назад

Let's make the alliance of the shamed

@beyshredder2916 7 лет назад

Me too

@TimeBunny 7 лет назад

Even though I knew to expect it, I still jumped.

@CrazyAlienLady051 3 года назад

Aliens who are easily defeated by wood and water invading a planet mostly covered in water and has advanced highly intelligent species that uses wood to make a majority of their homes and shelters...brilliant...

@JaniacTheHedgehog 4 года назад

Oh yeah, I forgot the Joker was in this.

@vingasoline5068 4 года назад

Stop. Just... please stop.

@LumpyAdams 3 года назад

@@vingasoline5068 Everything is capeshit to these people

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 года назад

Lmao 🤣

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 года назад

@@LumpyAdams I think it makes it funny

@JaniacTheHedgehog 3 года назад

Well good to see humor isn't a thing anymore. At least one person finds it funny.

@philipjohnson3225 5 лет назад

“There’s a monster outside my room. Can I have a glass of water?” What is it, the Wicked Witch of the West from Mars? Oh

@Flaris 7 лет назад

Still one of the most fun old reviews. And really...he is right, the twist is pretty dumb. I mean what moron goes to invade a planet without weapons and when that planet is basically covered in poison! That's just dumb.

@Turidus 7 лет назад

It also means god is a HUGE dick in this movie. He killed the wife to convey his message, when all he needed to do was to tip a water glas or send a short rain fall.

@TomaszWota 7 лет назад

How could they not know about water? Or do you mean that maybe they didn't know water was basically acidic for them? More probable, but also - you know enough about chemistry and physics to develop star-faring technology, but don't know about water molecules and their effects on your body? Come on, that would be the first thing researched when they found a planet with its surface consisting mostly of water.

@royal9743 7 лет назад

Why the fuck is the water thing a twist? It's not like they came out of the water or something. It's just a convenient way to kill them!

@foxvalencia363 7 лет назад

They could have a different periodic table than us.

@Silverizael 7 лет назад

Fox Valencia They literally couldn't, unless they decide to organize the table in a manner that different than number of electrons/protons and atomic weight. Which is unlikely at best. And, regardless, even if they organized it differently, the elements themselves would still be the exact same elements.

@conor7168 5 лет назад

Insert doctor who line here "Oh yeah, it's an interdimensional multiform from outer space. They're all terrified of wood."

@WiloPolis03 4 года назад

DW aliens are objectively worse than the aliens from Signs (although they're still awesome). Series 10 had the Doctor and Bill facing off against a puddle, bugs, and incredibly slow spacesuits.

@TheJohnnyWonderful 5 лет назад

You missed a prime opportunity to throw in Mork during the alien channel skip montage

@AristeusDTheopolis 7 лет назад

My girlfriend and I watched this movie the other night. All of a sudden, she starts laughing her ass off. When I asked her why. She said, "Oh my God, the aliens are Irkins from Invader Zim! Water burns them too!" And proceeded to laugh until she fell off the couch. Thinking about it; she's right. The aliens weren't too bright, just like the Irkin Invaders. They get harmed by water; just like the Irkin Invaders. And they couldn't figure out simple human technology like turning a door knob. Like the Irkin Invaders - I wonder if the aliens' leaders were the Tallest? lmao.

@celstacker22 6 лет назад

That's it! The premise for Invader ZIM's silver screen outing! We've got to pitch this to Jhonen Vasquez right away: "ZIM Vs. The Wooden Empire"! Brought to you by...Lumber Liquidators! Product placement locked!

@1101Archimedes 6 лет назад

To be fair, most Invaders actually are pretty good at their job. It's just ZIM who's a useless nutcase... which is why he was sent to Earth in the first place. O.o

@jamesmcrae9360 6 лет назад

This movie is probably where Jhonen Vasquez ( or another of the writers of the show ) got the inspiration for the irkens' intolerance to water and the episode that illustrated it, " The Wettening "

@quietone2674 6 лет назад

They're also green, like the Irkin invaders. Zim: "GRR! WHERE ARE THE SHOOTY DOOM THINGS TO OBLITERATE THIS MISERABLE DIRT BALL?!" Grr: "Oh, I left those at home!" Zim: "Left what at home?" Grr: "The shooty, gunny things!" Zim: "Why?!" Grr: "To make room for the nachos!" Zim: "Rrrr....Fine! I'll just conquer these primitive poop-monkeys myself!" (Gets hit with a baseball bat)

@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106 6 лет назад

Cel Stacker hey arnold got a movie just last night so maybe invader zim will get one

@starfish1834 6 лет назад

17:24 I started laughing because when velociraptors can open doors but things that are even smarter than us cannot

@ethio7897 6 лет назад

Bahahaha

@n3rds3y3vi3w 5 лет назад

that's because they aren't aliens that are smarter than us, they are the characters' own demons from the underworld.

@thatchersandifer7211 5 лет назад

Dude the doors are boarded shut and locked tight as fuck. They can obviously open doors since they are trying to open the basement door jeez...

@theoliveknight9361 5 лет назад

Then why can't they get through a pantry door?

@bumiker 4 года назад

You assume they are smarter. I think it's like us.....we have geniuses build guidance systems, and then a kid who can play a video game operates it.

@benderbendingrodriguez420 9 месяцев назад

One of the all time great NC reviews. The pantry door bit, the aliens speaking too each other, the MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!! Just great stuff

@francisknepper5695 Год назад

"This planet is mostly covered in a deadly, caustic poison!" "So... we should invade naked?"

@joeybu8152 5 лет назад

*they seem they have a trouble with p a n t r y d o o r s*

@maticstudios 4 года назад

Joey Bu You sir, are an idiot with no logic, unless it’s a joke....

@cartoonmaster2401 4 года назад

M. Night Shamaylan: "These advanced aliens can't open a pantry door." Nostalgia Critic: *REEEEEEEEEEEE*

@christopherlowery3797 4 года назад

MUHROMATIC The fuck are you talking about?

@TBuck904 7 лет назад

Why were there so many random glasses of water everywhere?

@IMatchoNation 7 лет назад

@kittecat963 7 лет назад

The daughter drank water often but only took a sip from a glass before leaving it somewhere and then asking for a new glass. It's a really stupid plot point.

@waddupjd 7 лет назад

It's a hint

@goodvillain1015 7 лет назад

And instead of dumping the water and rinsing those glasses, they just leave them around the house completely fill up.

@waddupjd 7 лет назад

+Charmiskit Filmmaking 101 right there

@Abejaved 5 лет назад

The way Critic said, "Beat the shit out of it" was the best part. His emphasis was priceless.

@CommanderShepard-wq3wo Год назад

23:17 In the aliens defense, that bat is made out of wood. Which is 2 of their biggest weaknesses. Wood and blunt instruments. It’s super effective!

@lunartinker9418 6 лет назад

those alien subtitles are pure genius. Almost choked to death on my coffee because I laughed so hard.

@aboxinspace 5 лет назад

"NO SHIT, COMMODUS!" Well I am officially dead, thank you

@kathialandaverde Год назад

23:47 hilarious when you made that reaction of “mostly covered in water” that makes me laugh so much

@feathero3 4 года назад

I love the way the aliens say "WOOD!" In their language.

@Groypette 7 лет назад

Imagine if they landed on the polar caps

@demonminer8093 7 лет назад

imagine if they landed hours before a massive rainstorm

@lauriehudson2935 6 лет назад

Or during a hurricane.

@b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад

Dear God, that'd be like walking on solid lava. THEY'D DIE INSTANTLY

@lilithiaabendstern6303 5 лет назад

what if they're landing in swamp or on the coast before high tide or better yet spring tide - but I'm curious are they only effected by sweat water or also by salt water and what's with sour rain?

@SS-rw5dg 6 лет назад

"The most advanced of civilizations have the most amount of trouble with the simplest of tasks"

@davidjohnson4171 6 лет назад

Yeah but at this point it's ridiculous. At no point will there be a race so advanced that it won't know how to open a fucking wooden door, everything about the mere existence of a door explains what it is and how to solve it's ludicrously simple puzzle.

@ryanr4361 5 лет назад

They are advanced sure but that doesnt mean they are body builders. brain develops so other features fade. Put a 100 lb man in a locked pantry and see if they break down the door.

@TheArtistKnownAsNooblet 5 лет назад

@@ryanr4361 well he could bust open the door pretty quickly if he could just shoot it with some kind of crazy advanced space age weapon which is absolutely what should of happened, or hell why send infantry at all just nuke em from orbit. (That was just an expression by the way "blow em up with an artillery strike," just isn't as catchy)

@alexandresobreiramartins9461 5 лет назад

Which is a retarded sentence.

@AtrolinK 4 года назад

"To-ka!"

@DrDolan2000 3 года назад

You know what made the Xenomorph scary? It was a big alien and nearly impossible to take down. They couldn't really shoot them until 57 years later in the sequel. Hell, even E.T. was frightening the first time Elliot saw him

@tricky1506 4 года назад

Aliens allergic to water: "let's invade a planet where the literal atmosphere and air they breathe contains water"🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@monsterhanna6691 4 года назад

FreeKickerz_Portland Then wouldn't they be dead at this point?

@h.rtheater8321 4 года назад

@@monsterhanna6691 They were probably slowly dying from the inside. I mean you can kinda hear it breathing as if it's hurt. Almost as if every breath is torture for him. Which in his case, it is.

@andreineagu6546 4 года назад

Perhaps they didn't know water could affect them in this fashion. Or maybe our water. Maybe they were used to a different type of water and when they arrived here, they didn't bother to do a more thorough scan at a molecular level to see that it can hurt them. As for the doors, maybe they couldn't get past it because it was so weird and different for them. Maybe, from their point of view, they just see a part of the wall opening and closing and don't realize that it's an exit pathway. You have to understand that these are beings coming from a completely different environment than our own. A whole different world. It might not be so black and white. I'm not saying the film doesn't have its flaws. It does. But it's very easy to criticize the product after its been made. But the question we have to ask ourselves is: are we able to write, produce and direct, basically make a coherent movie in the same way?