Aw, you missed one of my faves: Ned: "You ugly, hate filled man!" Moe: "Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate filled, but I, erm... what was the third thing you said?"
Surreal? It definitely is surreal. They have the whole of the floor of Moe's bar, intact, lying up against the wall, in a room which has no clear reason to be as tall as it is other than to fit the whole floor in...vertically. And they got it in there somehow.
Do you remember in the movie where they were going to blow up Springfield? Well if they did and one person survived. Do you know who I think would have survived?
That seems more like a Ned Flanders thing. Don't get me wrong, I love Moe, but he isn't exactly...A man of class. And far from a saint. He uses f***ing voodoo dolls to keep his customers coming in. Barney could've been a top scientist or astronaut. He's actually quite smart.
1:03, Lenny: “Jeez Homer, I thought someone with two wives would be happy!” Carl: “Nah, you thinking of someone with two knives.” Moe: “I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.”
Wow you missed the garage line, that's his best line ever. Homer: Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage? Moe Szyslak: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man. Homer: Well what do you call it? Moe Szyslak: A car hole!
SOOOO much more that could have been included. How about Moe's underworld ties like when he was keeping pandas and whales at his bar? When he said they were gonna take his thumbs? His "accidents"? Moe is a dark character, but funny.
Oh yeah and he thinks the FBI are onto him during the x files episode lol classic. The whale is carried off during one of the rant sessions that lasts till night
Or when Lisa confronts moe on the phone because she think he's been threatening bart "hello, Moe, we know what you're up to so knock it off or we're going to the cops" "no no I'll take care of it" (walks into back room) "alright get Em out of here, get em all out of here!" (Breaks open boxes of Panda bears)
Or when Moe tastes his own beer for the first time..."yuck! You call this watered down swill beer?...oh, you have a problem? Well here's the complaint department *points shotgun at himself*
We need the bit where Lenny and Karl are complaining that things in his bar aren't American.. except the shotgun that back-fires on him Plus the hunting bit with Lisa... "you don't like me and I don't like you kid.... ""I like you Moe"".....You do?!?! Here, have a towelette
For anyone who doesn't already know, Moe was inspired by similar prank calls made to the Tube Bar in Jersey City. Owner Louis "Red" Deutsch would respond with a stream of violent threats and insults that would scare Moe. Tapes of the calls made their way into Matt's hands, and with Rich Hall and a gorilla as models, and Pacino mixed with Red, Moe was born. The first character Hank Azaria voiced.
Take a moment to absorb that Moe is so lonely, he was willing to let a bunch of dudes force themselves on him, just for some human contact. And then he wept when he learned they wouldn't. Like... damn.
"Did you hold a grudge on Montgomery burns?" "No." **Beep** "Alright maybe i did but i din't shoot him." **Ding** "Check's out, ok sir you're free to go." "Good cause i got a hot date tonight." **Beep** "A date." **Beep** "Dinner with friends." **Beep** "Dinner alone." **Beep** "Watching T.V alone." **Beep** "Alright! I’m going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the victoria secret catalogue." **Beep** "Sears catalogue." **Ding** "Now would you unhook me please, I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment." **Beep**
Moe. The grumpy man who frantically tries to do right but always stumbles at every hurdle. Mostly brutally honest about his own failures too. His self depreciation is comedy gold.
"You're talking to me? There's no one else here. You must be talking to me!" (A gun hits the mirror and breaks the glass) "Well, that was an antique. CRAP!" XD
It's a classic Simpsons ending. Totally random. In the episode, Moe saves Homer from death in the boxing ring by using that fan flying thing. And then he just randomly goes off into the world spreading charity. The randomness of it all is what makes it so hysterical.
i got a hot date *buzz* a date *buzz* dinner with friends *buzz* dinner alone *buzz* watching tv alone *buzz* im gona sit at home and eyeball the ladies from the victorias secret catalog *buzz* ....sears catalogue *ding*
Being a big Boxing fan, the episode of The Simpsons where Homer becomes a boxer is one of the most intelligent and clever sports programmes of all time.
One of the best bits is when Moe is teaching a glass and when someone tries to pick up as he would say it " Your Fly Girl" you moonwalk on the spot, couple of backflips and fire 3 shots from a double barrel shotgun
Missing the scene, where Moe is running across a field, knife held high, in response to yet another crank call. Which in turn is a ploy by Bart, to chase Jimbo away from the girl next door.
My favourite Moe's line was, "I was happy, but once again fate decided to play a little game called Up your's Moe!" , or something like that. Whatever it was I was laughing, and also kinda relating to it. 😁😁
