Sir Les Patterson 1977 - 1981 (the downunda recordings) 

The early Television appearances by Australia's Cultural Attache’ to the Court of St James.
This collection shows the evolving history and frequency of stains (to the bag of fruit) through to and including the appearance where the origin of the suits themselves is discussed before Barry Jones and Jackie Weaver on a very memorable Parkinson. The latter recording is already on RU-vid but with an incorrect date. The show preceded the wedding of Charles and Diana in July 1981.
I am also posting Sir Les' appearance on The Don Lane Show in late February 1983.